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Hello, I am Joshua P. Warren, and this is Joshua P. Warren Daily. Here we are five days away from Christmas. And my wife Lauren has been setting the DVR to record some of these good old rankin' bass, like thirty-minute long stop motion kind of uh holiday movies. And some of them are pretty weird. I mean, you know, some of the stuff you remember like Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. Uh I always thought that snowman stuff was uh just sad as hell. Because you know when you're watching some kind of a snowman thing, at some point, that snowman is gonna die. He's gonna melt, he's just gonna be a big puddle of water. And uh it's just too sad. I don't like snowman stuff. You understand. But anyway, some of this rankin' bass stuff, these old stop-motion holiday specials, are uh very, very odd. And so last night we sat down and she started playing one, and uh I'd never seen this before, and I'm not even sure exactly how to describe what was happening. I had uh I had a little whiskey, but uh there's this kind of like big wizard-looking guy who has some antlers, and he's sitting down in some like enchanted parallel universe with all of these other fantasy characters, and he starts off by saying something to the effect like, well, I have some uh bad news. Uh it's time of time for Santa Claus to die. You know, he he he's he's finally outlived his years or whatever. I mean, and we're sitting there like, did we hear that? Is he saying Santa's gonna die? Because I that's never even occurred to me. I've never even thought about Santa dying. And so then, next thing you know, it gets even stranger. They're telling like the story of Santa's life, and he's being raised by a lioness. And uh, I mean, it got really odd. We like I say we didn't finish it. I will finish it, but we I didn't finish it last night. But I started thinking about this, like how how much times have changed. Like, if you pitch that concept to a TV production company right now, uh they would look at you like you were from another planet. And then I thought, well, hey, you know, maybe, maybe this is a brilliant idea. See, I don't have any kids. But if you have kids, maybe you should try this out. Maybe you should get them all together in the living room and sit down and say, hey kids, uh, listen, I got some bad news here. Santa is fucking dead. Alright. I know, I know. It probably shouldn't be that big of a surprise because uh, you know, he's probably like 400 years old, but we're still we're all devastated. Uh especially bad timing that he, you know, he's dead right here before I'm uh well before he's supposed to deliver some presents. But uh this is this is just, you know, one of those things that you have to learn about and accept in life. And if you do that, if you tell your kids that, well then one of two things is gonna happen. Either they get up Christmas morning and there is nothing. They have no presents, and everybody's like, well, you know, that's that's what happens when Santa dies. Or you give them presents and they are twice as excited because you say, Guess what, kids? Turns out that was just a fake news story. No, Santa's not fucking dead, he's alive, and he brought and it's even more exciting. They're electrified to a whole new level, you see. Before you write me emails and uh tweet me, listen, that was a joke, okay. Again, I don't have kids, so I can make jokes like that, but I I am being humorous. I'm not actually suggesting that you say that to your kids. I know we live in a time when everybody is very sensitive about things, and so let me clarify that is a joke. But that's what I thought of when I saw this silly um rankin' bass production from back in the day. So uh look, even though I talk about paranormal stuff all the time, I don't have to. This podcast is just called Joshua P. Warren Daily. I can talk about whatever I want. And I'm very happy to report that some of my closest friends and associates, they listen to this podcast and then they contact me and they say, you know, I have something has just like occurred to me that has never occurred to me before, because you you worded it in a certain way or you presented it in a certain way. And I had this um I got this wonderful message today from Mobius. Now, Mobius, you know, he has gosh, he's one of my best friends. He has been my colleague and partner in crime for so many years. And Mobius is an engineer, okay? He's a very logical, pragmatic, scientifically minded guy. And he has always struggled with the wishing machine because he's so pragmatic. And he has used the wishing machine to achieve some incredible results. I mean, stuff that borders on miraculous, you know, where he has set it to have contact with people who produce Star Trek and stuff like that, and all of a sudden, guess what? He gets contacted by a guy producing Star Trek. I mean, just some crazy stuff has happened over the years, but still, he still has a problem trying to wrap his mind around the wishing machine. And uh but he said that the past few days here, the podcast that I've done about the wishing machine has has made a light bulb go off uh for him, and he had a wish that just came true. Um in fact, I have his email here, and I'm going to I'm not gonna read it verbatim, um, but I take for granted that he allows me to read certain things that he sends me on the air if edited properly, and so here is what he sent me. He said, So help me God, what I'm about to tell you is the truth. In listening to your two podcasts about using the wishing machine, totally this light bulb went off. I heard what you said and it just clicked. The wishes that have worked for me are pure passion and no logic and no questioning the box, only a pure desire. And he said Last night I set the box as a test for a wish using pure emotion and no logic and it worked within hours. I now need to go back and visit a few other wishes I need to come true. Thank you, Joshua, for a much needed lesson. The GPS idea clicked, Mobius. Now how cool is that to get something like that from a fellow that you've known for many, many years who's followed all this, um and I know what his wish was, and I'm not going to put it out here on the air, but I know what his wish was, and it was a pretty significant wish. So for this wish to come true within hours of him setting the machine like this, I mean, it's just another example of how well these devices work. So this is one of the reasons that I love my life. And I don't know how long I'm gonna live, none of us do. You know, I'm in my forties now. I don't have a desire necessarily to live to be an old man, but what I can tell you is that when you wake up every day and you get emails from people all over the world, you know, from different countries speaking different languages, and they're telling you about the success they're having with manifestation, uh, it's such a wonderful thing. I mean, it's a very rewarding experience. It's a rewarding life. And so that's one of the things that I enjoy, and one of the things that keeps me going. And um I do occasionally get people who contact me and they say, I I've I've read your books and I I've studied uh wishing machines, I've studied your wands, blah, blah, blah, uh, and I have a health issue. You know, can you give me advice on that? And I always have to tell people that I, you know, again, I'm not a physician, so I can't give you health advice, but here's something that I will pass along to you, just to put it on the record. If I happen to live a long life, and uh again, I'd say that's probably a hundred years, something like that. I, you know, because I am I I I'm not out there exercising every day trying to be the uh the old fit uh Harrison Ford uh character. Uh I'm not I'm not I don't eat properly, really. I I I I'm I'm not a fitness guy. If I actually live a long life, I think it's going to be because of two things. Number one, because that I look forward to the positive feedback that I get every day. And number two, I drink a lot of water. A hell of a lot of water. And um I don't know, I just like I like it. I like the experience of drinking water, and human beings are primarily water and empty space, so it would make sense. So there's a little tip for you. Again, maybe that's a useless tip because I might drop dead right now in the middle of this podcast, and you'd be like, well, that was uh that was an ironic statement. So I I'm just talking about me and my own lifestyle. But one of the things that I really feel you know drives me is doing these experiments. I love getting out there and experimenting with stuff. And so tonight I, as you know, am going to be in the casino. I'm not gonna tell you exactly which one, but it will be a casino here in Las Vegas at 8 p.m. local time. So that means it'll be 11 p.m. on the East Coast. I'm gonna go up to a roulette will and I'm going to put some money down, and I'm gonna bet on red, black, or green. Now, here is I've already closed the polling for the uh experiment. Forty-four percent say it's going to be red. Forty percent say it's going to be black, and sixteen percent say it's gonna be green. Now I actually am quite surprised. I figured that there would be uh either red or black, obviously way ahead. You know, but this is much closer than I was expecting. So anyway, forty-six percent say it's gonna be red, so well that's what I'm gonna bet on tonight. So I'm gonna go to the casino and I'm going to put a bet on red. And uh now after I see what the outcome is, probably take me about uh sixty or ninety seconds. Once the outcome is uh is delivered, that I'm going to send out a tweet. Uh I might not be able to do it. You know, some of these casinos, I think they might I'm not sure if it's intentional or unintentional, but I think they might intentionally shield your phone from having proper cell service. So sometimes it's hard to get cell phone service, but I'm going to attempt to, after I do this, go sit down at a bar and send out a tweet right after it's over, and let you know what what happened, if it was red or black or green, and then there will be a link there if you got it right. So it doesn't matter if I get it right tonight, because I'm going to bet on red. But if if it's not red, if it's black or green, well fine, I'll say if you got it right, now I want you to continue participating in this experiment. But only if you got it right. So if you didn't get it, you're done. But if you got it right, then you click that link, and it will take you to a web page that I've already created, and that web page has got now the option for you to pick two spins on a certain date at a certain time. And so, again, this is kind of operating on the honor system. So the idea is you go there and then you say, Alright, I think it's gonna be this color, and I'm gonna keep expanding that. Next time it'll be three, then four, and hopefully I'll get to the point where I have somebody or some selection of people out there who have been correct ten times in a row, and that is when I go and I place the ten thousand dollar bet. So, tonight's the night. If you do not follow me on Twitter, I don't know what you're waiting for, uh just go to joshuapeewarren.com, click the section there where I have my Twitter page, and uh you just you know it's it's easy, it's easy to sign up and follow me and all that. But listen, while you're there, you'll find a link to this podcast called Joshua P. Warren Daily. It's always short, always free, independent, uncensored. Click the link to the podcast, you can subscribe through various means, or just follow me on Twitter at Joshua P. Warren, and I usually tweet when a new one is available. So there is a lot of amazing stuff happening. Tonight, I will tweet as soon as I can and let you know if it if the ball at the casino landed on red, black, or green, and I have a lot of other cool stuff that I'm going to be talking about very soon, including one of my favorite topics around this time of year. Is Santa actually a tulpa? And how the hell does all this relate to the crumpus? So that's it for today. Stick with me on Twitter if you're interested in the result tonight. Thank you for listening. Thank you for your interest and support, thank you for staying curious, and I will talk to you again soon.