Mistresses are not to be effed with and trust us when we tell you that you would not want to cross Diane de Poitiers. Pour yourself something strong because she is the mother of all homewreckers, original bad bitch, goddess of hunting and chastity, and the official mistress to King Henry II of France. Who really reigned France? Pretty sure it was Diane! All jokes aside, she was an intelligent woman whose influence over the king is splashed across the history books. Behold the power of the punani…Maybe you’ll consider converting to pussolicism after this Wine Cellar edition of Diane de Poitiers.