Day ten throws up the infamous Ireland v Egypt clash but is it as bad as everyone says? There's Egyptian sailors, an appalling Chris Morris tackle and the villainess origin story of Eamon Dunphy.
Meanwhile "The Vulture" and his cohorts in the Spain squad have a chance to pick up their first win against South Korea, which leads to sublime hat tricks and tales of squeezed testicles.
There's also the enigmatic Enzo Scifo leading Belgium on against Uruguay and blood rituals in Ballybofey.