The Wankers love to follow up an attempt at a presidential address that induces mass panic by really leaning into the panic. Coronavirus has gone from putting beloved games behind closed doors, to postponing Serie A and Arsenal games altogether. Players are air high fiving, and Llorente is sliding into oblivion. Steven and Andrea cover the coronavirus updates (1:46), the Champions League round of 16 (6:08), whatever's left of the Premier League season (11:12) and Bundesliga protests (12:54). The US Soccer Federation is sexist af, Andrea's dad won't stop sending her doomsday articles, and remember, you've got subs if you need 'em (and please wash your hands).