Just when you thought Tottenham Hotspur fans around the world could rejoice in defeating Chelsea and Inter, within mere days, the North London Derby comes around to deflate tater tots everywhere. The Full Kit Wankers had a little Derby of their own, with first ever repeat guest, the most Gooner of goons, Sean Swift rubbing salt in our fresh wounds. Is Pogba (like Mourinho says), a virus? Is Alexis Sanchez ok? What is it about Lyon that throws Pep's Manchester City off? Are man buns to blame for lack of success? All of these pressing questions answered, as the Wankers and Sean dive deep into the seedy underbelly of Champions League Matchday 5, Europa League, the Prem, Bundesliga and La Liga. Listen to a once favorite segment: "Coach Watch 2018" depress into, "We Have a Coach and Things are Still Bleak for US Soccer". Gregg, (with two Gs) Berhalter has been named US Coach, and we haven't been this excited since Wondolowski missed that goal in 2014. MLS Cup playoffs are giving Andrea something to dream about, with the Wankers rooting hard for Saverese's scrappy Timbers side. Sunday derbies are thoroughly covered, as the Wankers weigh in on whether you have to be geographically adjacent to the team you root for. And as always, you've got subs, if you need 'em.