The Full Kit Wankers are not worthy of the guest they had this week. Colombian International player, Melissa Ortiz, joined us in the undisclosed location to spit takes. Our first female guest did not disappoint, as finally Andrea felt emboldened to discuss her inappropriate crush on Jurgen Klopp. Chisme is their identity as Parceros, and the three didn't hold back when it came to Pele's comments disparaging Messi, and Dembele's inability to arrive on time to practice. December means almost too many fixtures, and the Wankers zip through Premier League results, La Liga standings and the RivierDerby in order to get to the really exciting stuff: the MLS Cup final and the Women's World Cup 2019 draw. Congratulations to Atlanta or as they like to be called, MLS 3.0, and even more congratulations to Ada Hegerberg, the first female Ballon D'or winner. Female Intended Play has never seen so much love as the FKWs had a professional female footballer in their midst and they got the inside scoop on what it's really like to play professionally in Reykjavik, and for your national team's federation. And as always, you've got subs, if you need 'em.