A late Merry Christmas to Steven, as the FKWs are joined by Cosmos fanboy, and Copa90 presenter Patrick Infurna. The Wankers talk rumors: Zlatan throwing Ronaldo some shade, Marcelo Bielsa's Spygate frank admission, some paper chase including Everton's mind-boggling interest in Michael Bradley, and Timmy Weah slaying it at Celtic. They had a lot of English footy to catch up on including FA Cup 3rd round games, Pete Wild's heroic run as the Oldham manager, the League Cup semifinals' first round and Premier League fixtures. It's finally time to get back to 'Murica and see what in Sam hell is going on in our own backyard, touching upon the Atlanta Silverbacks, Tyler Adams' precious post match interview, and upcoming friendlies in late January. The segment everyone waits for, female intended play, is all about that NWSL draft, and how much someone needs to #freeskyblue which leads them into a heavy Wankers Weigh In, giving the idea of inclusivity in fan culture some thought. And remember, just because it's a new year, doesn't mean you can't take your subs, if you need 'em.