Cybergoths Vs Big Gay Dragons

Cybergoths vs Big Gay Dragons 0102: Shot Through The Leg, But Who's To Blame?

February 11, 2019 Season 1 Episode 2
Cybergoths Vs Big Gay Dragons
Cybergoths vs Big Gay Dragons 0102: Shot Through The Leg, But Who's To Blame?
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Cybergoths Vs Big Gay Dragons
Cybergoths vs Big Gay Dragons 0102: Shot Through The Leg, But Who's To Blame?
Feb 11, 2019 Season 1 Episode 2
Josh
In which our protagonist leaves the house for the first time in months, promptly gets shot in the leg by a mysterious assailant. This is why they stay indoors.
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In which our protagonist leaves the house for the first time in months, promptly gets shot in the leg by a mysterious assailant. This is why they stay indoors.



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Speaker 1:
0:02
Previously on Fiverr, gfe versus big gay dragons.
Speaker 2:
0:07
My name is lugubrious toaster and right now you're hearing my thoughts through a device I have invented and just made it work. It's a helmet that turns my thoughts into this. What's your hearing now, which is a big deal for me because I'm like 90 percent nonverbal autistic and also it's going to end the centuries long war between the people, the cyber goths and the big gay dragons because I'm going to put this device on their head of a big a dragon so we can understand exactly why they do not want peace with us. Okay. All right. Now I am going out to celebrate because that is what I want to do.
Speaker 3:
0:44
All right. Did Not know I had been in bondage. All these millennial with escape cones. You subsume, assimilates and fire will escape this risk and then I will eat
Speaker 1:
1:14
300 years after colonization that they've ever gotten. Were attacked by Dragon. The dragon were vague and gang
Speaker 4:
1:48
galaxy gave to drag dragon.
Speaker 2:
2:31
Yeah.
Speaker 1:
2:33
Episode two. Shot through the leg kit, the lane.
Speaker 2:
2:40
Alright. I am outside of my building. Finally, just gotten out the ground floor lobby. Uh, it's got this big spiral motif on the floor and I successfully resisted spinning around in it, which is a dme patient every time. But now I am finally going, Dun Dun Dun outside. Okay. Uh, so I live on quite a trend these streets here in black rose city, the streets called a gg. Allie and the neighborhood is also called this, um, it's sort of a arty, Bohemian district, which I like because even though it's sort of too loud for me, a lot of the time still all these artists and the Weirdos, they understand my, uh, erratic hours of being awake and they just have a sort of baseline of not being mean to people who are unusual. And also they assumed that this situation, uh, oh, sorry, I was gesturing vaguely at my exhausted face.
Speaker 2:
3:32
They assumed that situation is because I've been out the raving or parties or whatever. Cool people do. I haven't even. Plus I would genuinely much rather be the quiet one is maybe annoyed by other people's noise than the worry that I was being the loud one. And I'm definitely the quiet one in this neighborhood. Yes. Actually it's quite drunk outside right now. It must be a [inaudible] and I think so. I am a cyber goth hoodie up. Ima Cyber Golf like most of the people in town, which means if you come to visit me, you could expect to see a lot of, uh, undercuts plastic jackets, colored glasses, you know, corsets, bionic upgrades. I just cosmetic biotech, like random pipes and glass vial, sticking out the faces, you name it, you know, I think it's all pretty stupid. Well, okay. I'm sorry that I should really say pointless instead of stupid.
Speaker 2:
4:25
Um, but I know there's some, some confusion between what is cyber golf, what is cyber punk? And we kind of aligned the two things here. And then also, so I've spent what, a half an hour talking to you, uh, since I've, and I've done nothing but, but go from my desk to barely outside. So maybe we can postpone these debates about who's a poser and what's the genre. Okay. Um, what you should know is that there's lots of kinds of golf in black rose city. There's the cyber ghost mental gough's Victoria and golf swing, goths, Kaliey, goths, Goth kids, a beach guts who like, I'm not a prejudice person, but screw those guys really for real. Um, and there's many more types of golf. Last point on this still, you might assume that all the golf, sir, like Pale and a European descended, but we're not, we have the whole mix of ethnicities and we're not total dicks about that.
Speaker 2:
5:19
The way they still seem to be on system headquarters, Aka Earth, their dicks about a lot of things. We're not honestly like gender, sexuality abled illness. I don't know. Basically anything. They just can, they just meet about it. And I, we don't, we just don't do that because it is exactly that easy not to be a jerk. Uh, speaking of genders. Oh, nicest rating for real right now. Yeah, like proper rain. But Ms Dot d dot drizzle just makes me sticky, which is like the worst feeling to me. Like it hurts and don't wear the helmet is waterproof. And uh, so it was the shadow hoodie. Anyway. I'm speaking of gender or what's up with the big gay dragons. You'll probably have been asking this whole time I was talking about cats and being awkward. So there's dragons have for genders to them. Okay. There is a combustive dragons, thus dragons, floral dragons and the reflective dragons.
Speaker 2:
6:12
They are all gay. I each type of dragons sticks to their own and only, uh, you know, with each other, but we don't know exactly how they reproduce because no one wants to be the first one to get in between 2:40 pound dragons doing it. Uh, but in our communications with them, uh, they're very insistent that these types are genders rather than breeds or phenotypes or species or, or whatever else. But there you go. The big gay dragons and these dragons also, uh, they do war with each other as well. And there's sort of a rock, paper, scissors, a spooky mon types rotation deal as to what dragon genders can defeat each other in combat or have advantages in any way. Uh, so we can talk about each type of just a little bit quickly so you understand what we could be up against if they suddenly all decided to come and blow us out to the water.
Speaker 2:
7:05
Now the combustive dragons are the only ones that look like what you're probably picked during when you hear a dragon, you know, forearms to wings, blizzardy breath weapon, big tail dragon, dragons. Now these combustive dragons breathe fire and other elements. But it's always creates a lot of light is really bright. So this is very powerful against the dusk dragons because it's so bright that it penetrates their shadowy protection. So they're vulnerable now that the dust dragons are actually quite small in their bodies and the traditional dragons shape at all. They just have these big heavy shadows that make them look large and dragged on shape when in fact they're actually these weird sort of, they're like car sized, like a black bundle of eyes and tentacles the sort of look like childfund with like eyeballs in it. Um, but then this dust, dragons, aura of darkness that can suffocate all of the plants that grow on top of floral dragons, now they're basically flying like flower planters, just big gardens on the wings and the, these floral dragons, they can grow flowers all over the mirrors, have reflective dragons who are sort of mirrored metallic crystal formations.
Speaker 2:
8:18
So if they get covered and the flowers, the flowers, they love to eat the minerals on this crystals, then the reflective dragons are unable to do what they do naturally, which is, you guessed it to reflect the blazing breath weapons from combustive dragons. And now we're back to square one, circle of death and mass massacre. Um, it's a whole, it's a whole thing. But this constant stalemates slash cycle of war keeps them busy not eating us. And so we just do our best to stay low I guess. Uh, yeah, we lay low here in this giant neon city, built around a massive lunar power generator that you can see from. Yeah. That is where we choose totally low. It's a, it's going to be fine guys, don't worry.
Speaker 2:
9:03
So right now my, my big trouble is I have no way to access the worms moot. That's the big meeting between the dragons and our delegates because you'll see here I'm not a big deal. Like I'm not rich or influential or anything. Um, I'm as well as it could be nice too if this device I made could make me lots of money. That's, you know, it never hurts, but honestly I don't really care too much about being rich. I mean food and housing are all paid for, for everyone in the city as well as, you know, healthcare at a counselor if you want one. Uh, so the people who work a lot, they just worked for, you know, money to get extra stuff or nicer stuff. Um, I don't really have this expensive hobbies. Most of the things I would want to spend money on, it's just like I'm in a nicer food would be good. Um, but then like some new games I suppose. But honestly that's all just distractions from my work and I sort of, I get anxious if I'm doing anything else. So whatever.
Speaker 2:
9:56
I do sometimes work though for a little bit of sight cash. I am a freelance, a debugger and sort of general tech at the city's department of optimal moderation, which I will talk about in a little bit, but right now I have some ideas of how to get into this warm smoot and I'm going to recruit my friends to help me first. I'm going to seek out a Robert the barbarian. Who is this like a lipstick Viking rockstar dude. He's, he's a bit famous. Uh, I also need. Oh, why the spellchecker and Quinn the manic pixie dream girl. But literally she's, she's bipolar, manic part fairy pixie and her skills are that she is an own near Romancer which is a dream conjurer. So actually a manic pixie dream girl and she is really powerful actually. Like it's, it's sort of terrifying sometimes. Or would it be if she wasn't like really kind and a really thoughtful person on like super attractive and you know, I definitely do not have a crush on, on Quinn at all.
Speaker 2:
10:56
Excellent. We've established that it is possible to lie using the [inaudible] device. Great. That is good data, their own right to moving on as promptly as possible. Who I am getting a few looks from people on this street regarding this device. Um, which again, it looks sort of like a colander with radar discs and tubes and wires and the. Oh, there's a crisp packet. It should not be there. That's actually just a crisp packet. Let me just remove this anyway. I'm getting some looks, but I think it's mostly people just deciding if this is ugly, stylish, or ugly. Stylish. And the whole tech, no. Brutalism fashion trend was very popular recently. I only know about this. Anything about the fashion because of my friends Robert, the barbarian who he's been in a lot of bands and his last music video was in this. This brutalism style sort of grainy, washed out yellow filters with a big concrete ugly buildings, shaved head, people in Khaki, trench with ugly devices sticking out of them, you know.
Speaker 2:
11:56
Um, but I doubt my devices stylish. I don't know, it doesn't go with my shadow hoodie anyway, which has all sleek and edgy. So I don't know, is this power clashing? That's a thing, right? I don't know. I hope so, but still, I like that about this neighborhood that even if people decide you're not stylish, like nobody cares. And a real good thing is that nobody, nobody's so interested. They might try and steal to the horse, which is something I am now suddenly afraid of. But uh, yeah, that's the most important. So I am going to my work right now with the department of optimal moderation for two reasons. First of all, I don't know why they just refuse to direct deposit my last paycheck so I got to get them. Uh, but also I'm going to try and recruit Roberts, the barge barbarian to help me on my quest and he also has a day job there with me, which is how I know somebody who is at nighttime as cool as he is a, but he has access to the worms move because his band is playing the show before this big event.
Speaker 2:
12:49
So I'm hoping that can be a thing. Um, yeah, his bands are really well regarded, but uh, they're not always making tons of money. Um, so he still works mostly full time I think at the department with me. Um, so the department of optimal moderation, we just call it the, the doom. Uh, most people call it the dom will because they don't include the, Oh, from the, of the acronym of optimal moderation. And they think the doom sounds scary, which is weird because this is like spooky mccollough Linville. But uh, yeah, I don't know. And that also like, let's hope this isn't tmi, but like we're all golf here, like we know what a dominatrix is, so like the dom is frankly just as confusing to people is simply don't want to admit it so much maybe.
Speaker 2:
13:37
But yeah, there was actually this big trend a few years ago where people suddenly started seeing like, you know, the bdsm professionals instead of going to like talk therapy or using street cams, which that's good because those are dangerous. But yeah, there was this big article in Golf Mapala Golf magazine about a guy who was, you know, this high earning big money maker over at one of the big law firms. I think it was a, it was like the law firm of Morrissey, burzum and Ah, you know, a lots of pressure in his job, lots of high stakes, very a fragile ego, you know, uh, but then, you know, he went to this dominatrix who liked, destroyed his sense of, of like his ego and build that and it freed him from all this pressure. Now he's a druid out in the web woods to the north and he runs these retreats for people who are stressed out.
Speaker 2:
14:23
So, you know, they go, they drink mushroom tea hallucinates for like six years straight and just be naked. And I don't really know, but that's A. Anyway, that story went really viral about. So now everyone knows about dom's and as a result, my real point here is that the terminology is super confusing as to what people are talking about when they say the dom. So I just call it the doom. Frankly. It's, you know, I think I'm right, but I have also learned this is one battle ground where it annoys people to be corrected, which is irrational, but that's just how most people are anyway. The point is most people can use context to understand what we mean when we mean the doom or the Dome, but I'm not so good at this, a nonverbal context, so I just call it the doom and it's one of my many schisms with most people, but it's fine.
Speaker 2:
15:10
Well, I am outside of work now and a k, one of the problem with having a very random schedule like I do is that I don't really keep track of time and now I am outside of the building. It seems. I have now learned it is about three in the morning and then my work is not open. No, that's better. Better. Oh yeah. You don't, you may not know about, uh, the day and time stuff on lacquer most be a. So it's almost always nighttime because there is this dense asteroid belt between us and our son, which is called Lucifer. We did not think too hard about that one. Um, so this asteroid belt blocks most of the light and obviously as the Gulf. So we like this, but there is one big gap in the asteroid belt which comes around to be above the city every 11 days.
Speaker 2:
15:54
And then it's very hot and bright because there's nothing blocking the sun for about 50 hours every 10 days. And uh, so most jobs are not open and it's, it's kind of the equivalent of the earth weekend and people stay inside for the most part when the sun is out or they'll do a film festival or have parties or something indoors or just sleep and then, you know, the uh, beach golf, so they like the sun and they go to the beach because they are awful people who hate the good things and bad things. And uh, you know, they go out with their parasols and she addresses hand fans these miles and uh, you know, wide brimmed hats. It's a, it's a whole look, I guess A. Anyway, so that's that big. Those two sunny days are, again, we're not so creative all the time here, but those are called Sunday.
Speaker 2:
16:41
Uh, but that's not what today is. Today is Tuesday and the banshees or just sues day for Short, um, and that's the middle of our week. So besides Sunday, all the distinction between the other day is this pretty much just arbitrary and human made. So we just like split the dark week into 10 portions of 20 hours each which are dark days. And then there's 50 hours of Sunday at the end of the week. Okay. Uh, I am going to turn this off for a second to focus on getting to the diner. I like, uh, it's like I know how to get there from my house and I know how to get who might work from house, but getting to the diner for my work is, uh, I just, I don't, I'm bad at maps like that. So I'm going to just take a minute to make sure I get there. And you know, it takes some focus to make this thing work. Talking to you while navigating in a crowd who is a mix of like just waking up and drunk. So yes, I am going to, uh, take a quick break and I'll talk to you once I get to the diner.
Speaker 2:
18:24
Hey, sorry to interrupt this sick. That's actually one of Robert the barbarian songs. Uh, okay. But there's been kind of following me. Don't know why I'm whispering since I'm being silent, but it just sounds right. Uh, yeah, there's been someone following me for a few blocks now. I think it's difficult for me to gauge if this could be a dangerous situation because, you know, that relies a lot on reading body language and context, which again, not to my strongest suits, um, this plus being out of doors is already very overstimulating and recording this at the same time. It does take up some of my manner, not as much man as talking would, but you know, some, uh, you know, men as my name for the type of energy I need for things like dealing with the way things are hard for me as autistic. I guess examples of the things that use up my men are okay, we're not going to talk about this.
Speaker 2:
19:17
I am not now anyway. Okay. So I am dipping into this side street now, which I suppose is more of an alley in now that I'm in it I'm discussed, follows me in. I know it's bad news, but there's no chance I could defend myself out in this big, crowded in the on loud main streets. Uh, I would just get sensory overload in like a second and uh, oh, okay. Yeah, no, this guy is definitely coming for me. He is pulled out of his cloak, has got some sort of like really old analog bolt weapon. They're clumsy old things, but they're still popular because they cannot attract like all the other technologically advanced weapons. Like after what the crackdown, uh, you know, all the, all weapons that he used magic or tech energy, nanoblocks, whatever, have to have tracking chips that are registered through your personal file.
Speaker 2:
20:04
So it's only these dusty mousetrap looking things have become the weapon of choice for 30 theaters all over black rose city. Uh, I have not just been talking to you. All of this is happening. I've got my own magic tech gauntlets charging up A. I didn't mention it before because it's always, it's always on me, so I sort of don't even think of it. That was a remarkable thing. It's mostly a utility device, but after a lot of pressure from some friends, I did put some weaponry onto it. It's more powerful than this guy is cranky, but mine's registered so I am going to get buried in paperwork once this is over a assuming I wouldn't. I guess that's why we start. I'm assuming if light guy I die. That's not funny at all. Our quick appraisal of situation empty straight to alleyway. Quiet. I don't see any backdoors or sewer grates, so there shouldn't be any surprises or bystanders. Kay. I'm charging up this weapon that they have and there is now a bolt in my like, read. Now I'm looking at it. It's gone through. It's in my leg.
Speaker 5:
21:05
Uh Huh.
Speaker 2:
21:07
Weirdly, this doesn't hurt all that much. Okay. There. There it is. Wow. Wow. Oh this. This sucks a lot.
Speaker 5:
21:18
Uh,
Speaker 2:
21:21
I'm really glad that you're hearing this and not the actual noises. I'm making. Not loud with my mouth because they are not cute, my friends. Oh Yep. I feel a shutdown coming on and we're going full on, into stemming. I am sat down, rocking and slapping my palms on my leg, not to the shots of black. Of course I know this sort of hard stimulation. The slapping my leg looks alarming to other people, but it's just what, what a lot of us do when we're overwhelmed. It's like if you, if you're trying to play music but you've lost the counts, so you need a metronome that's loud enough to get back on rhythm. That's what the slapping his. But of course does it matter because right now I am probably going to die. See, this is why I need an adventuring party at the cover for me.
Speaker 2:
22:01
Oh, this is this pay, this terrible. Uh, I, I don't have the coordination left to use the lightning strike that does only weapon in my gauntlet, but I could, I could use another sort of attack actually, which is to make my gauntlet eject all of its battery wastes a straightforward, like the spit valve on a, on a saxophone. Uh, you know, except instead of spit, it's 200 degrees ph acid, the dumping of waste fluid is just considered maintenance, so it would not be reported to the authorities as an attack. So that is what we're doing. Oh good. I missed because my other arm was flapping too much to stabilize the arm with the gauntlet on it. Well, that's just about wraps up our story here, I guess folks. Thank you for listening. I've been luxurious toaster and this was my brief tail hold on. Revolutionary Technology.
Speaker 2:
22:49
And this is why I do not go outside. I'll at least get to know the transcript of a person's dying thoughts. That would be, you know, a pretty significant answer to one of life's biggest questions. Oh, he's right up close to me. Now. I'm so panicked. I had my hands over my ears. I'm just rocking back and forth and now I'm punching the side of my head. This is just excessive. I have shutting down a few feet from me. I don't like to smile. He's gone. He looks really ill. His eyes are jaundiced and. Oh yeah, no, he is not looking good. Uh, yes. Good. Let's not worry about the man who about to kill me right about it. But not the good guy. Cooperate. Taste blood to blood. So much blood everywhere in my mouth. Oh, Diane. Diane has gross. Everyone zero out of 10. Do not recommend. Why is it the arena? The only thing in my head right now. Oh No, just what's left. I've just melting down. I checked out. I'm about to die right here. Living. You're listening to it. What? A load of dragons.
Speaker 6:
23:59
Okay, well I'm in life.
Speaker 2:
24:03
Checked out what rebuts they're paying back. So a little recap. The blood is not my blood, it's his disguise blood. Uh, I forced my eyes open and this guy was just standing in front of me, but his neck was like open, totally open, like a, like a puppets mouth. I could see the tension from the bolt he was charging up is not stable. So I wanted to crawl behind a garbage can for cover, but I couldn't make my body do what I needed it to do. Uh, but luckily it exploded in the other direction. Uh, not injuring me further at Tulsa. It made us really ridiculous sound like a cartoon spring, like boy you sound like such as in rascal, the road in season one, episode four, Whistle Band crunk stomper, and then I just heard my ass and fall down to the ground dead and it has now been a few more minutes of rocking and I'm sort of back in the game, but I swear I'm an inch away from another shut down or meltdown at any time.
Speaker 2:
25:07
So today is not going so well. It's already been both the best and the worst day of my life. And it's like, what? Four in the morning? Alright. Standing up. My knees are trembling. That's a real thing that happens apparently. And going up to this buddy. Oh No, I do not do good about this sort of thing. Not that I've ever been the around bodies, but I just learning this now about myself. Something to work on. I guess for the other buddies I'm, I will ever encounter. Oh, buff from it. It's so gross. Tongue has fallen back at. It's coming out.
Speaker 2:
25:46
Oh well look what they've done. This so focused on this gross dead man that I had barely noticed what looks like a big fuzzy loaf of bread with jam topping all over it. That's nuzzling my ankles and chirping. Oh, it's just like, like patty. It's patty. You little mug them up and blush. You saved me. He let me pick you up. Oh, you are so bloody and gross. Oh, these are not good kisses. Pattied knows. Oh, but you saved me. You saved me. Girl. We are going to buy you the good wine tonight or next morning I guess. Oh my, my pits. They're great trackers, but they usually don't do it for, to use this tracking skill for anything other than sniffing out food or coupons. Oh, but patty came to find me. Oh, Patty. No, no. Don't claim on my wounded like out mother.
Speaker 6:
26:36
Okay. Okay.
Speaker 2:
26:39
Is another half an hour later. I have ducked into a doorway and have started to deploy the biopack in my sexual who sanitize the worst of this wound. Uh, which in effect means that I've got a mechanical grubs crawling around in my wound to eating any flesh that might get in chronic, which is a really unsettling feeling. Let me tell you, even though it doesn't hurt, uh, I guess they have some little painkilling thing going on, but I can hear them in there. It's like, it's like rice cereal, crackling in milk. It is super gross, but I'm still glad I listened to Quinn, the manny pixie dream girl once she said I needed to have first aid kit module just in case the wound is not as deep as it felt, which, which it felt very deep. I was convinced it came out. The other side was it was really only in air quotes about two inches into my thigh.
Speaker 2:
27:31
And uh, this metal bolts, uh, it stopped just shy of the bone. Uh, seems like this was really not a very good device. Uh, let's still, I want to be limping around for quite some time. I tried the reward patty, but between you and me, I blacked out as soon as the cybernetic grubs started munching on the gaping hole in my leg, which I mean, come on. Enough is enough. And uh, when I came to patty was gone now probably gone home to wash and then if I know her well, she's going out to get a dim sum with her friends to boast about her, her good deed,
Speaker 2:
28:10
you know, I'm not exactly proud of how I shut down and froze up. But honestly like pain is such a big deal. I know an action stories and movies and virtual instances, you see people get their legs chopped off and then they just keep on fighting like it's no big deal, you know, but I'm a show did with a desk job, you know, the worst pain I get his cramps and uh, or from whacking my Shin on the table corner. So getting shot in the leg, it really puts you out. The commission. It is, it's really, it's such a big deal to me anyway. Well, at least the whole covered in blood look is having a bit of a moment after the supermodel evanescence. We're nothing but fake blood and the negligent at slashing the week last week, so at least I'll just look like I'm a trend to chase her and not an ax murderer or hooray.
Speaker 2:
28:59
I know more about fashion than I would've thought. This is kind of interesting and of course I love how I'm feeling guilty now about having been attacked too, you know, that's because that's what chronic anxiety will do to you. Just wonder who this guy is or was. I guess he had nothing on his person that would identify him. In fact, he had nothing on him at all. Like literally nothing other than a bag of flesh ets for his bolt gun. No Wallet, no money, no anything, no normal people things. So I doubt this was just a mugging lots. It's not like you said, you know, give me your money or anything. And any way that sort of crime is very low in black rose generally since everyone has a basic needs accounted for. So muggings don't really happen. Like of course people are always gonna do shady things and steel, but it's usually online or for more interesting things than money like rei or cyber mods, you know, biotech limited edition sneakers, things that are unique and, and, you know, more precious. Uh, so this is all very curious is what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:
30:01
He's done the judge me for searching this guy's body by the way, like I'd love to say I went into detective mode and wanted to find out who he was and what his motives are. But honestly I was in a state of shock and I've never encountered anything like this and I do poorly without some sort of a script. And I've played a lot of rpgs in my life. And so the instinct to just loot the body took over. I'm not, it's weird. I'm not proud of it. I sort of wish that hadn't been in what happened though. I'm a because it's just weird that I feel like I'm already preparing a defense of this strange choice. And also since I was poking around in his vest, the long sleeves of my shadow Hoodie got dipped in the blood puddle billable and my sleeve absorbed a bunch of his blood and I think now the Hoodie is broken because it's not doing the swooping anymore.
Speaker 2:
30:51
It's just a normal black Hoodie, which is fine, but they look sort of soggy and it's still barely dawn yet. I mean I kinda want to go home, which is a general statement applicable at all times, but I am worried that if this person wanted to assassinate me, I guess others might just as easily have gone to my apartment. So I think I don't want to go home unless I have Robert to protect me. But the office isn't open yet still. And I'm a man. You don't make good decisions when you're in shock. This is a strange thing. I think I'm just going to go hold up into diner until my office opens. I don't really want to get the law involved in this even though I could, but I just know right now if I think if anybody has earned some pancakes today, it's me pancakes with some warm goes to berry jam and powdered sugar, a cup of coffee and probably the more pancakes again. Oh good. And it is, it's past midnight, which means I do have my whole day's allotment of calories still to use A. I'm not like on, you know, paying attention to that. It's just the, that's what the department of optimal moderation, which is the place I work for. That's what they monitor is they keep track of everything you're eating. Um, anyway, uh, yeah. Honestly, like getting a table, being personable and ordering food requires all of my attention. So, and a log back on when I am somewhat a person again.
Speaker 2:
32:20
Meanwhile somewhere else
Speaker 7:
32:25
things are changing. I recently the tie. I'm not too many water. No, I love the Times one and the other
Speaker 3:
32:42
book not as good in this plane of existence. Figure on our side. Even as I have expected mark to these others cannot be allowed. These others must be simulated into my universe has reached its limits of expansion, mustering very diverse to access, constantly bring myself a physicality unlike before where one side was only unga no, I have no law claims of 10. Diana, today I shall. I shall be on the dates.
Speaker 2:
33:55
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