Angel and May

G01-E08 - Judgement

January 30, 2023 Bernard Houston / Melanie Blizard / Arter Kornrumpf / Barry Haworth / David Lomas / Luke O'Neil / Rachael Bird / Robert Gettons / Vivien Braybrook Season 4 Episode 8
Angel and May
G01-E08 - Judgement
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The amazing power of auto-suggestion is revealed. Nothing can resist, not even the Italian Mafia!

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                                        JUDGEMENT



                 SUMMARY
                 Storyline is about the arrival in New London of GANDER
                 (DAVID Kosciolek) age 33 on the 6th of May 2052 (23 years
                 before the main Angel and May series) and the slow climb
                 up the slippery pole of power in the Bencubbin.  This
                 first instalment details the time up to his/her purchase
                 of the Retrograde Inn from the Bencubbin Mafia.

                 COBO and team go back to BEAR's place.  CROUPIER is dazed
                 as he can't believe what has just happened.  GANDER is
                 confused. COBO mysteriously is holding out on what he did
                 to change VINCENT's behaviour.  

                 This is a flashback to the scene of the same name, but
                 this time we have the part of the conversation that was
                 skipped revealed!

                 VINCENT is nursing a gin & tonic after a stressful day.
                 He issue instructions to his men. BUNNY arrives and is
                 shown in to discuss the fencing of the soon to be
                 returned diamonds.

                 BUNNY lays down the tale of a grifter (MILTON) who is now
                 a nonce for the CIS and is used to set up people they
                 want to remove.

                 He suggest the only way to avoid arrest is to deny all
                 knowledge or ownership of the diamonds and to refuse to
                 even look at them and to clearly instruct grifter to
                 immediately leave the premises and to never come back. 

                 VINCENT completely believe the tale, due to him seeing
                 COBO in the police station.

                 GANDER now sees the power of auto suggestion and
                 understand what has happened!

                 BUNNY, COBO, GANDER, CROUPIER & BEAR, gather at Bears
                 place after the raid looking at the diamonds. BUNNY is
                 telling his tail, when a woman turns up. She is well
                 dressed and GANDER makes a comment about her shoes. COBO
                 is surprised.  Turns out she is a friend of BUNNY's and
                 is a representative of the insurance company. The Jewels
                 are handed over for the ten percent reward.  GANDER is
                 initial shocked at only getting such a small percentage,
                 but is please to find its still a huge amount of money,
                 all totally legal and deposited in the central bank. The
                 find is registered as coming from the CIS evidence
                 locker. The crew are now total free and sitting on a pile
                 of legal cash!

                 Next day! GANDER, BEAR & COBO are chewing the cud over a
                 game of poker. COBO is asking the team what their next
                 steps will be. 
                 GANDER is discussing that he would really like to get the
                 Retrograde back from the mob.  COBO thinks this is not
                 possible, but is potentially considering ways in this
                 which this could be done.  He suggests that GANDER needs
                 more money and needs to find a way of multiplying what he
                 has. Perhaps starting a business might be an option. 
                 CROUPIER mentions that he has a flight the next day to
                 Earth. GANDER mentions the visit to MOMO's and that he is
                 nervous.

                 GANDER visits RUDI whilst she is working at the cafe.
                 They exchange banter and GANDER makes a business
                 proposition.  RUDI is very suspicious, but says she will
                 think about it.



                 INT. BLACK BEARS - ROOM 3-15 - THE SET UP

                 COBO and team go back to BEAR's place.  CROUPIER is dazed
                 as he can't believe what has just happened.  GANDER is
                 confused. COBO mysteriously is holding out on what he did
                 to change VINCENT's behaviour.  

                                        GANDER
                           MILTON COBO, what the hell just
                           happened.  What did you do?  Why
                           didn't he take the diamonds?  He
                           has previously killed, multiple
                           times, just to get closer to them.

                                        COBO
                           David, the power of auto
                           suggestion!

                                        CROUPIER
                           I don't believe it, he just gave
                           them all back!

                                        COBO
                           Easy now CROUP, just sit down,
                           you'll have a stroke.  DAVID get
                           some water! Its a good thing,
                           CROUP right, he doesn't want them.
                           That means they belong to us now!

                                        GANDER
                           Trackamina, MILTON, what the hell
                           is this auto suggestion stuff? You
                           have hypnotised the man, with this
                           BUNNY WINKLE. I just can't figure
                           how!

                                        COBO
                           I might just have slipped in a few
                           small suggestions!

                                        GANDER
                           OK, you better come clean
                           otherwise I'm going to clobber
                           you.  Looks like CROUP might join
                           in!

                                        COBO
                           Well yesterday, when I was talking
                           about BUNNY being the perfect
                           messenger! Remember!

                                        GANDER
                           Yes of course, but why not tell us
                           what was going on?

                                        COBO
                           Need to know DAVID, need to know!
                           In case of the very remote
                           possibility that we were all
                           picked up by VINCENT, I needed to
                           make sure the expressions on your
                           faces were genuine! Otherwise, it
                           would be a quick walk out an
                           airlock, as the con was blown!

                                        GANDER
                           Well, it worked!

                                        COBO
                           Perhaps now I could paint a
                           picture of events? Remember the
                           conversation yesterday?

                                                                 TIME PAST

                 The previous day

                                        COBO
                           So BEAR if you had to fence a load
                           of diamonds and you're the mob,
                           where would you go?

                                        BEAR
                           Oh, that's easy, they'd take them
                           to BUNNY WINKLE, he always handles
                           sparklers.

                                        COBO
                           BUNNY WINKLE, now that's a
                           moniker!

                                        BEAR
                           Comes with the territory I'm
                           afraid.  Anyway he's the only
                           fence they touch.

                                        COBO
                           Do you trust him?

                                        BEAR
                           With my life!

                                        COBO
                           Wow that's a big leap.  So you
                           know him then?

                                        BEAR
                           (Laughing) Yes, he's family, my
                           half brother.

                                        COBO
                           Oh! (Laughter) Sorry, I didn't
                           mean any offence, the name I mean.

                                        BEAR
                           Relax, its just his moniker! He
                           loves it, and it really suits him!

                                        COBO
                           Well, OK then! Moniker away!
                           (Pause) So can you get him to give
                           a message to the mob?

                                        BEAR
                           Of course, no problem, as long as
                           it won't jeopardise his future
                           business.

                                        COBO
                           No, actually this will only
                           strengthen his ties, and they will
                           owe him one.  Good position to be
                           in!

                                        GANDER
                           MILTON, what is going on, what
                           does this jeweller fellow have to
                           do with this grift?

                                        COBO
                           He is just acting as a totally
                           plausible conduit, to deliver the
                           tale.  Its an essential part of
                           the grift, that is if we want to
                           live.

                                        GANDER
                           I'm sorry I don't get it.

                                        COBO
                           You won't at this stage, its
                           complicated, you'll see after all
                           the pieces fall into place. No are
                           you going to lay you're card or
                           aren't you, we haven't got all
                           day!

                                        GANDER
                           Are you sure you're not cheating?
                           Show me your sleeves.

                                        COBO
                           How dare you, I don't need to
                           cheat against you.  In fact I'm
                           trying to help you, its just you
                           make that so very hard.  Its
                           actually shameful!

                                        GANDER
                           Oh, really, well consider this
                           delightful ace then! (Sound of
                           cards) OK I raise!
                           So this VINCENT, sounds nasty,
                           what do you know?

                                        COBO
                           Well, as far as I can tell, our
                           young VINCENT is the only member
                           of the Gambino family with a
                           criminal record.  Nasty,
                           vindictive bastard, as you would
                           expect.  Two counts of assault,
                           and one for non-payment of a
                           parking fine.  Word has it, one
                           more strike and he's out of the
                           family business.  Daddy is not
                           pleased! He is causing too much
                           exposure. Making noise, rocking
                           the boat.  Daddy thinks he has
                           been too aggressive and that's why
                           the CIS is watching.

                                        GANDER
                           Sounds like he has bad family
                           issues.

                                        COBO
                           He has, and its something we can
                           use to our advantage! Which is why
                           I'm asking these simple questions
                           of my good friend BEAR here!  Now
                           are you going to lay?

                                        GANDER
                           Yes, of course!

                                        COBO
                           Well, well, that's a happy
                           coincidence, look at that! Is that
                           the ace of hearts? 

                                        GANDER
                           What a surprise! Lady luck must be
                           on my side!

                                                       BACK TO THE PRESENT

                                        GANDER
                           Yes, yes we know all that, but
                           what exactly did BUNNY do?

                                        COBO
                           Well, let me paint the picture for
                           you of what likely happened in the
                           Retrograde, when BUNNY went to
                           visit!



                 INT. RETROGRADE SMALL BAR - THE TALE PART 2

                 This is a flashback to the scene of the same name, but
                 this time we have the part of the conversation that was
                 skipped revealed!

                 VINCENT is nursing a gin & tonic after a stressful day.
                 He issue instructions to his men. BUNNY arrives and is
                 shown in to discuss the fencing of the soon to be
                 returned diamonds.

                 BUNNY lays down the tale of a grifter (MILTON) who is now
                 a nonce for the CIS and is used to set up people they
                 want to remove.

                 He suggest the only way to avoid arrest is to deny all
                 knowledge or ownership of the diamonds and to refuse to
                 even look at them and to clearly instruct grifter to
                 immediately leave the premises and to never come back. 

                 VINCENT completely believe the tale, due to him seeing
                 COBO in the police station.

                                        VINCENT
                           I need a small G&T please.
                           (Talking to Thug Two) Shit it
                           stinks in here, did you get the
                           plumbers?

                                        THUG TWO
                           Yes boss, MIKE had them plumbers
                           in, there've been in the kitchens
                           all day!

                                        VINCENT
                           How much did that cost?

                                        THUG TWO
                           We haven't seen the bill yet, they
                           said it may be covered under city
                           hygiene requirements

                                        VINCENT
                           Well, I hope the hell we don't end
                           up paying for their lousy pipes!

                                        THUG TWO
                           Yes boss, they did fix it up, the
                           smell is slowly going down.

                                        VINCENT
                           Well, get some more air scrubbers,
                           hire them if you have too, we need
                           to get those kitchens back on
                           line.

                                        THUG TWO
                           Yes boss.

                                        VINCENT
                           Find out who planted those smoke
                           bombs and sort them out we can't
                           been seen to be weak.  No obvious
                           killing though, the CIS are
                           lurking, we've seen them down at
                           the cop shop!

                                        THUG TWO
                           Yes boss, of course, I'll get on
                           it.   Sorry to disturb you, but
                           you have a visitor.

                                        VINCENT
                           Who?

                                        THUG TWO
                           It's that Bunny Winkle fellow, he
                           says he needs to see you! You
                           asked him to pop in about fencing
                           some diamonds.

                                        VINCENT
                           Oh yes, that reminds me! When are
                           those thieves coming to drop them
                           off?

                                        THUG TWO
                           They said in a couple of hours.

                                        VINCENT
                           Good, good, they should bring in
                           some much need cash.  OK let him
                           in.

                                        THUG TWO
                           You can go through now BUNNY

                                        VINCENT
                           BUNNY good to see you. Thank you
                           for coming, I will have need of
                           your services.  I'm expecting
                           around one hundred stones to be
                           delivered this afternoon.  IF or
                           FL quality, I believe there are
                           some that are D colour and they
                           are mostly high carats values.  I
                           need to assess grade, and value
                           please and to move them quickly.

                                        BUNNY
                           Will you want me to manage
                           marketing?

                                        VINCENT
                           Of course normal rates!

                                        BUNNY
                           Well, that's encouraging.  They
                           certainly sound interesting!
                           However, if there is as many as
                           you say, it might take a few weeks
                           to move them on.

                                        VINCENT
                           Understandable, no rush, get the
                           best price.

                 They sit down and drinks are brought.

                                        BUNNY
                           Do you have photographs?

                                        VINCENT
                           No sorry.  I'll have them tonight.
                           Its kinda complicated but they are
                           being delivered here.

                                        BUNNY
                           Well, lets hope there not being
                           delivered by a MILTON COBO.

                                        VINCENT
                           What?

                                        BUNNY
                           Oh, you wouldn't know him. He's a
                           grifter. (Pause) Well he was a
                           grifter, but now he works for the
                           CIS.  (Pause) That's how he stays
                           out of the nick.  They turned him
                           last year. You scratch my back,
                           I'll scratch yours. (Laughter)

                                        VINCENT
                           (Weak laugh) Please. 

                 VINCENT offers a drink to BUNNY.

                                                          ICE IN GLASS AND
                                                                  SIPPING

                                        BUNNY
                           Cheers!

                                        VINCENT
                           So tell me about him, ahh this
                           MILTON, in case I run into him.

                                        BUNNY
                           I tell you, don't you just hate a
                           noss! 
                           You see, he operates these
                           selected stings for the CIS, to
                           tackle people they want to take
                           down.  One week he is a drug
                           dealer, the next a jeweller.  The
                           CIS just don't have the skill set
                           to do this, so he offers a
                           service!  Six months ago he conned
                           me.  He said he dealt in antique
                           jewellery.  That smuck was wearing
                           a wire. Took a lot of pulling of
                           strings and a hefty donation to
                           the police fund to make the
                           charges go away!

                                        VINCENT
                           Really?

                                        THUG TWO
                           That's why he went into the CIS
                           office Boss.

                                        VINCENT
                           Shut up, you arse!

                                        BUNNY
                           Oh, you know him then!

                                        VINCENT
                           Yes, unfortunately, we were at the
                           station the other day, reporting
                           some unexplained fires, and we saw
                           him! A few days ago he offered to
                           recover some stolen diamonds, came
                           right in here, bold as brass.

                                        BUNNY
                           Yes well, its easy to be bold when
                           you have the CIS behind you! I
                           could have kicked myself, I should
                           have known.

                                        VINCENT
                           How?

                                        BUNNY
                           His shoes, you can always tell a
                           noss by his shoes, shiny as all
                           hell. Oh and he has a wire, you
                           can tell.  He has this really
                           small lapel pin, its the
                           microphone!  That bastard, I only
                           just got out of it, because I
                           turned down the diamonds, they
                           couldn't pin a conviction.  It
                           cost me a fortune!  They were
                           showing some seriously high
                           quality rocks!
                           If they show up, what ever you do,
                           don't accept the jewels or even
                           acknowledge that you know anything
                           about them.

                                        VINCENT
                           I see, well thank you for the
                           information, that was most
                           enlightening BUNNY, I appreciate
                           the heads up.

                                        BUNNY
                           All part of the service Mr
                           GAMBINO.



                 INT. BLACK BEARS - DINING AREA - THE PAY OFF

                 BUNNY, COBO, GANDER, CROUPIER & BEAR, gather at Bears
                 place after the raid looking at the diamonds. BUNNY is re
                 telling the tail from his point of view, when a woman
                 turns up. She is well dressed and GANDER makes a comment
                 about her shoes. COBO is surprised.  Turns out she is a
                 friend of BUNNY's and is a representative of the
                 insurance company. The Jewels are handed over for the ten
                 percent reward.  GANDER is initial shocked at only
                 getting such a small percentage, but is please to find
                 its still a huge amount of money, all totally legal and
                 deposited in the central bank. The find is registered as
                 coming from the CIS evidence locker. They crew are now
                 total free and sitting on a pile of legal cash!

                                        COBO
                           BUNNY good to meet you. VINCENT
                           tells me, you weave a fascinating
                           story, well done!

                                        BUNNY
                           (Laugh) You should have seen his
                           face MILTON! It was a pleasure,
                           those bastards have been squeezing
                           me for years. Its nice for once,
                           to turn the tables, and to do it
                           in a way where they think they owe
                           me! Come on, so lets see these
                           jewels of yours.

                                                           JEWELS ON TABLE

                                        COBO
                           Da dah! BUNNY did you contact your
                           friend?

                                        BUNNY
                           Yes of course, she should be here
                           shortly!  Oh, MILTON, these are
                           fine, very fine.  High Carat too!
                           Very nice.

                                        BEAR
                           MILTON is it not enough that you
                           take my money at cards.  You now
                           have to rope in my relatives to
                           your nefarious schemes, just to
                           save you from certain death! 
                           (Laughter)

                                        COBO
                           Well, we all have to utilise our
                           asset base don't we. I will try
                           not to place such a heavy burden
                           on you in the future BEAR!
                           Now you skimping inn keeper, do
                           you have any decent booze at all!

                                        BEAR
                           Of course, but its unlikely to
                           find its way down your throat
                           MILTON! It would be a waste.

                                        COBO
                           You see BUNNY, this is how he
                           treats his best guests.  We put up
                           with these conditions, then he has
                           the temerity to charge us far to
                           many credits, and this is what we
                           get, a rat hole of a hotel, in the
                           rough part of town!

                                        GANDER
                           MILTON, you'll get us turfed out
                           on the street!

                                        COBO
                           No, unfortunately no chance of
                           that!  Oh, look, there is a women
                           on the front door cam! Is that
                           your friend BUNNY?  She is
                           definitely not from the Bencubbin.

                                        GANDER
                           Wow, look at those shoes, and the
                           designer clothes!

                                        COBO
                           You notice some of the weirdest
                           things sometimes DAVID? Are you
                           sure you're not swinging both
                           ways! I don't want a surprise one
                           night!

                                        GANDER
                           Well, which way I swing is no
                           concern of yours.  My swinging
                           depends entirely on my mood. 
                           Perhaps being so macho, hetro, and
                           also sadly retro is why you're not
                           married MILTON! Quite apart from
                           you poor choice of poetry, you
                           don't appreciate a ladies shoes!

                                        BUNNY
                           Ah, yes that is Majorette, always
                           well turned out! BEAR Is there an
                           intercom?  So I can buzz her
                           through.  

                                        BEAR
                           Majorette? that's a moniker!  

                                        BUNNY
                           No moniker it is actual Majorette
                           Chalmers, I think her parents had
                           a sense of humour, now, how do I
                           let her in?

                                        BEAR
                           Red button, by the door!

                                                               DOOR BUZZER

                                        BUNNY
                           Hello, Majorette thank you for
                           coming, lovely to see you, if you
                           could just push at the, ah, piece
                           of broken tin, its actually a door
                           disguised as broken wall panel.
                           Its an artistic thing, affectation
                           of the hotel. Just head up the
                           small stairs!

                                        CHALMERS
                           Oh my? What a beaux little hostel,
                           really BUNNY, quite charming!

                                        BUNNY
                           Yes, it has a 'unique',
                           personality, especially if you
                           stay here! Majorette, just come
                           in.  We are, up the small stairs,
                           and to the right!

                                        BEAR
                           I didn't know you had girlfriend
                           BUNNY? I thought you dressed to
                           the left?

                                        BUNNY
                           Oh, I do, dear, but Majorette is
                           our knight in shining armour!

                                        GANDER
                           A Knight, with exquisite tastes! I
                           think they may be Jimmy Congo's

                                        BUNNY
                           Oh, absolutely only the best for
                           Majorette!

                                        COBO
                           DAVID have you worked in the
                           fashion industry?

                                        GANDER
                           Never you mind, well perhaps a
                           small offshoot! Now, who is she,
                           and what does she want?

                                        COBO
                           DAVID, which party may have an
                           interest in getting the Jewels
                           back?

                                        GANDER
                           VINCENT, the Gambino's, most
                           villains in the Bencubbin! But you
                           just negated their interest with
                           your grifting ways! (Pause) Oh I
                           think I know! You crafty son of a
                           bitch!

                                        COBO
                           Why thank you dear boy?

                                        BEAR
                           Tell him, about the percentage.

                                        COBO
                           Ten percent of the value!

                                        GANDER
                           You mean we are only going to get
                           ten percent? That's terrible!

                                        COBO
                           No its not DAVID, because its
                           totally legal. Now let me make the
                           transaction, I'll explain why
                           later.

                                                                     DOOR

                                        BUNNY
                           MILTON if you would be so kind as
                           to take the ladies coat?

                                        COBO
                           Yes of course Madam! Drink?

                                        CHALMERS
                           No thank you, I'm working!

                                        BUNNY
                           MILTON If I might introduce you to
                           this nice lady, this is Ms
                           CHALMERS from mutual insurance
                           recovery.

                                        GANDER
                           (Whispered) MILTON, ten percent?

                                        COBO
                           DAVID, where is your moral
                           compass? You know it's illegal to
                           keep stolen goods.

                                        GANDER
                           But we stole them, twice over!?

                                        COBO
                           Yes, and we are all very, very,
                           naughty, for doing so!  We should
                           all be ashamed!  Look, think about
                           it, however long we wait, as soon
                           as we start to move them, no
                           matter how carefully, the
                           Gambino's will find out, and
                           that's a game we don't want to
                           play.  The insurance was paid out
                           at the time of the first robbery,
                           but the ten percent reward is
                           still outstanding.  This way they
                           get their diamonds back and we get
                           our cash, all fair and square and
                           discretely above board and its
                           deposited in a bank account. 

                                        GANDER
                           But the Gambino's will know they
                           came from us anyway.

                                        CHALMERS
                           Actually, no they won't, because
                           as the insurer I can register
                           these as coming from the recovered
                           evidence locker, CIS central
                           station. Its a little favour for
                           my BUNNY BOO!

                                        GANDER
                           Bunny Boo!

                                        CHALMERS
                           Yes, he is so cute! (Pause) Now if
                           I could inspect the recovered
                           goods please?

                                                         DIAMONDS ON TABLE

                                        CHALMERS
                           Oh, yes very fine. I will just
                           have to count and weigh and then I
                           can issue the recovery award.

                                                              TIME PASSING

                                        BUNNY
                           Well, thank you Majorette, its a
                           pleasure doing business with you!
                           Your so efficient! I trust you
                           like the new shoes?

                                        CHALMERS
                           Love them BUNNY, they're gorgeous,
                           you have exquisite taste. I'll see
                           you and your darling husband at
                           bridge next week?

                                        BUNNY
                           Of course Majorette, wouldn't miss
                           it!

                                                                 DOOR OPEN

                                        GANDER
                           So there we go, jewels out the
                           door, and we only get ten percent. 
                           Trackamina.  How is this good?

                                        COBO
                           Calm down DAVID, lets have a drink
                           first!

                                        GANDER
                           Bugger the drink, what's the
                           residual!

                                        BUNNY
                           Let me see that credit statement
                           MILTON. Oh, well done, that's is
                           good, quite generous actually!

                                        GANDER
                           Stop stalling, let me see that!

                                        BUNNY
                           No, its always the job of the
                           senior grifter to break the good,
                           or bad news, and dispense the
                           funds.  This is your grift I
                           believe MILTON.

                                        COBO
                           Thank you BUNNY, most kind!

                                        GANDER
                           MILTON come on don't keep us all
                           in suspense!

                                        COBO
                           Very well, but I feel some prose
                           is in order. (Clearing of throat)

                               All that glisters is not gold
                               Often have you heard that told.
                               Many a man his life hath sold But
                               my outside to behold.  Gilded
                               tombs do worms enfold.  Had you
                               been as wise as bold.

                                        GANDER
                           I swear, I'm going to clock you!

                                        COBO
                           Oh, dear me, now we are seeing the
                           violence inherent in the lower
                           echelons of society.  Its always
                           sitting just below the surface,
                           especially with the C demographic.

                                        GANDER
                           Grrrrrgh!

                                        COBO
                           Seven hundred and fifty thousand
                           credits raised on the Bank of New
                           London.

                                        GANDER
                           (Coughing) Trackamina! Sweet Jeez!

                                        COBO
                           Yes, and note please! A sum that
                           is all totally legal. No fencing,
                           no begging, no sneaking! Money in
                           a legal account.  Gentlemen, I
                           believe we are free. No Gambino's,
                           no cops, no CIS, no worries!  Like
                           I say, never underestimate the
                           power of auto suggestion!  

                                        CROUPIER
                           (Laughing and clapping) I'll drink
                           to that! Finally I'm free!

                                        COBO
                           One thing team, we can't go on a
                           crazy spending spree, this has got
                           to be discretely utilised. Agreed?

                                        GANDER
                           Agreed!

                                        BEAR
                           Yes, of course.

                                        CROUPIER
                           I'm going to Earth, MILTON.  I'm
                           sick of the asteroid belt, you'll
                           not see or hear from me again!

                                        COBO
                           Well, I'm sorry about that CROUP,
                           I for one will miss you, but I
                           totally understand!  DAVID what
                           are you going to do with your one
                           hundred and eighty seven thousand?
                           You've only been here a week!

                                        GANDER
                           Well, heavens, to be honest, I
                           don't know!  I'm going to sit on
                           it for sure, and have a good
                           think! One things for certain, I'm
                           going to top up my oxi-tab!

                                        COBO
                           (Laughter) Well then lets open the
                           champaign, and breath deeply on
                           the pure Oxygen of sweet success!

                                                           CHAMPAIGN POP &
                                                                     FIZZ



                 INT. BLACK BEARS - DINING AREA - NEXT MOVES

                 Next day! GANDER, BEAR & COBO are chewing the cud over a
                 game of poker. COBO is asking the team what their next
                 steps will be.  GANDER is discussing that he would really
                 like to get the Retrograde back from the mob.  COBO
                 thinks this is not possible, but is potentially
                 considering ways in this which this could be done.  He
                 suggests that GANDER needs more money and needs to find a
                 way of multiplying what he has. Perhaps starting a
                 business might be an option.  GANDER mentions the visit
                 to MOMO's and that he is nervous.

                                        GANDER
                           Oh, this is good stuff BEAR, I
                           didn't know you could find this
                           quality in the belt?

                                        BEAR
                           You can get anything you want, it
                           just depends on how much you want
                           to pay, this is a capitalist
                           habitat!  I've had this baby on
                           ice for some time, ever since the
                           first robbery of the Bank de
                           Scilla. (Chuckle)

                                        GANDER
                           Oh, I get it you were the other
                           gang member to survive. 

                                        BEAR
                           Is he always this slow on the up
                           take?

                                        COBO
                           Yes, unfortunately! Its a lack of
                           a classical education, dulled by
                           years of scrabbling on the streets
                           of Budapest!

                                        GANDER
                           Less of that!  If I'm so dumb, how
                           come I have this pile of chips in
                           front of me! (Drunken laughter)
                           Oh, excuse me! I'm rich dumb and
                           I'm taking cash from you!

                                        COBO
                           You are indeed my friend! Really,
                           I hate to admit it but you are
                           good at cards! So tell me, what
                           are you going to do with your
                           money?

                                        GANDER
                           Well, I'm not sure.  One thing
                           thought, there will be no spending
                           spree.  I want to create wealth,
                           not loose it.  I'm still on the
                           hunt for my fathers retribution.

                                        COBO
                           Any idea's?

                                        GANDER
                           No, sorry!  However, that's why I
                           need to crush you! I have to amass
                           a small fortune so that I can
                           deploy it to destroy my enemies! 
                           I have arranged to see RUDI to see
                           if she can shed some light!

                                        COBO
                           Really! Feeling confident?

                                        GANDER
                           Don't start that line of cudgel
                           again.

                                        COBO
                           That cudgel got you the money in
                           the first place!

                                        GANDER
                           Yes, well, lets see if you can
                           keep it!

                                        COBO
                           Are you nervous?

                                        GANDER
                           Yes, I am actually!  Not sure if I
                           want poke the bear.  

                                        COBO
                           Yeah! Might I suggest that you,
                           quietly, hire some legal help to
                           look into the change of his major
                           assets.  If you could prove
                           coercion of any sort, you might be
                           able to challenge the ownership,
                           and that might get you the inn!

                                        GANDER
                           Yeah sure! I win in court, then
                           the next day I get shot whilst
                           entering the front door!

                                        BEAR
                           DAVID, I have to say, I think you
                           are right, legally you'd be
                           wasting money. The Gambino's just
                           don't respect the law!

                                        GANDER
                           MILTON you're the sneaky one, do
                           you have any other idea's how I
                           could get the Retrograde back?

                                        COBO
                           Not at the moment. If we could
                           perhaps persuade them, that they
                           don't want the inn, that its
                           somehow detrimental to their
                           business, or something.  Then,
                           perhaps you could rock up and buy
                           it at a knock down price. They
                           would not be after you, because
                           they think you are doing them a
                           favour.  The old switch-a-roo and 
                           auto suggestion thing!

                                        GANDER
                           Fat chance of that!

                                        COBO
                           Yes, seems unlikely.  Sorry,
                           that's about as far as I got. We
                           need an "in" to the inn as they
                           say! I just don't see what it is
                           yet.

                                        GANDER
                           You need an "in" for an inn, good
                           one! Like an eye for and eye!

                                        COBO
                           Yes I get it!  Its a bad pun! Now
                           are you going to make a bid or
                           fold?

                                        GANDER
                           I'll double!

                                        COBO
                           Shit!  You must be desperate! Look
                           DAVID, the Retrograde may be in
                           the Bencubbin, but its still a
                           whole block.  Your cut will not be
                           enough, even at a really low price
                           point. I think you need to bide
                           your time, maybe we run a few more
                           capers!  You need a way to
                           multiply what you have several
                           times over!

                                        BEAR
                           Perhaps DAVID could start a
                           business?

                                        COBO
                           That will mean putting down some
                           roots.

                                        BEAR
                           Fold, its too rich for me.

                                        GANDER
                           Sorry BEAR!

                                        BEAR
                           You'll need a local business
                           partner, else you got no chance,
                           you've only been here a few days!

                                        GANDER
                           I don't have the right DNA as yet. 
                           What sort of businesses were you
                           thinking!

                                        COBO
                           To be honest I've got no ideas,
                           you need more research! BEAR do
                           you have anything? You're the
                           local business man!

                                        BEAR
                           (Chuckle) Nothing specific, but,
                           you've made a good start, and you
                           have good friends. Talk to RUDI
                           she might have an idea! 

                                        GANDER
                           That's exactly what I was hoping!

                                        COBO
                           BEAR what are you going to do?

                                        BEAR
                           Oh, I'm going to quietly start
                           some internal renovations. Perhaps
                           do a deal with MOMO and lay in
                           some Duchesses!

                                        COBO
                           Bugger, does that mean we have to
                           move?

                                        BEAR
                           No of course not, you can have
                           first pick of the rooms next door.
                           Mind you the rate might go up
                           slightly.

                                        COBO
                           How much?

                                        BEAR
                           Relax, I'm winding you up, you
                           arse!

                                        COBO
                           (Laughter) CROUP when is you
                           flight?

                                        CROUPIER
                           Tomorrow, sybaritic class, haul in
                           to Maui station! I can almost see
                           the girls!

                                        COBO
                           Your deserve everything you can
                           get mate.  Maybe our paths will
                           cross sometime, perhaps I might
                           visit?

                                        CROUPIER
                           Never say never!  MILTON, why are
                           you staying around here, a man of
                           your talents? 

                                        COBO
                           CROUP surprisingly I find I like
                           the place, its exciting, dynamic.
                           Its grifter heaven!

                                        GANDER
                           Well, it is for me. Royal Flush
                           gentlemen!

                                        COBO
                           Well, I'll be buggered!



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