The Aquaboy Podcast
Aquaboy is a podcast where we explore the annals of television history finding shows, that try as they might, only made it a single season. Did they deserve cancellation or a second chance? We’ll decide.
The Aquaboy Podcast
Episode 1.41 'Manimal' Part 2
The Aquaboys are beginning to realize why Manimal comes with such a dubious reputation. Even with a retooled exposition-filled intro, this show still bewilders even the most attentive viewer. Loads and loads of filler, off-putting transformations, unnecessarily complicated smuggling plans, father-son hawk trapping and vastly overpowered birds all contribute to complicated feelings about this show. There is a very good chance this is all leading to a very heated ‘Cancel or Renew’ debate. Also, one of the Aquaboys debuts a brand-new segment!!
Manimal is an American superhero television series created by Glen A. Larson and Donald R. Boyle, it ran on NBC from September 30 to December 17, 1983. The show centers on the character Jonathan Chase (Simon MacCorkindale), a shape-shifting man who can turn himself into any animal he chooses. He uses this ability to help the police solve crimes. The series ended after a brief eight episode run, but has since become a minor cult classic.
The following program is rated TV MA LSV and contains strong language, sexual situations, violence and nudity.
Speaker 1:It is intended only for mature audiences. Viewer discretion advised Previously on the Aquaboy podcast. Tony, when you were breathing.
Speaker 3:Were you referencing the show that we're going to talk about today? Was that like a show, a nod to the show, or was that just?
Speaker 4:you being you. It wasn't. Well, it was a little bit of both, because I wrote down in my notes, like that breathing sounds like Tony masturbating, oh wow. You mean Well, what's the show you talking about? Yeah, it's also weird that every time Tony masturbates, somebody plays the drums behind me. Yeah, I've seen music.
Speaker 1:Well, he hires me to do that he does.
Speaker 4:He does A yard ago.
Speaker 1:I'm not bad on the bongo and the Jamaican barrel drum.
Speaker 4:It just gets really cozy in my little toilet room. What tradition of drums you're really bad at. It's weird. If you just can't Trap, said I'm not good at, why is that? It just doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1:Well, it's part of my heritage.
Speaker 3:I don't OK it's how you know he's rich just because he hires all of us to be there whenever he jerks off. That's never.
Speaker 1:I've never seen you there. Where are you hiding?
Speaker 3:Oh well, I'm behind the toilet.
Speaker 4:That is how do you squeeze? Well, because he doesn't know if Tony is going to shame masturbate or not. So if he does, then Chad's there with Tony isn't all masturbation?
Speaker 3:The shame master.
Speaker 1:What? What masturbation is not shame? Tell me of this thing. So in the shower with the water running, not shame. But on the toilet right after you took a dump, is that shame?
Speaker 4:Like front porch, not shame?
Speaker 2:You know, because, like you're right, he has no shame.
Speaker 1:I don't think you know, no, no, well, I'm just saying, if you did that, you're doing that.
Speaker 4:If you're doing that, then it's a it's no shame.
Speaker 1:So front porch masturbating? No shame. Correct On the toilet after a dump.
Speaker 3:lots of lots of shame you should feel during a dump more shame.
Speaker 1:I've never tried that. How's that? It's hard to time.
Speaker 4:That's because you dumped in like 30 seconds.
Speaker 1:What's that? Go on, I'm a super fast pooper.
Speaker 3:Your, your asshole is so huge that he just all like it's not a famous person.
Speaker 1:special correspondent Lane coined the phrase it's not shitting if you don't have to work at it. Yeah, ah yes.
Speaker 1:Welcome a traffic listener to America's most popular podcast, the Yachtboy podcast, the podcast where we for strong, well cut, some of us uncut television minds. Take a we watch shows from the 80s and 90s that only lasted a single season and wow, and that only lasted a single season. We try to determine if those powerful television executives were absolutely right in canceling these train wreck shows or totally wrong. My name is Brian Miller and I'm welcoming you and trepid listener to podcast history.
Speaker 2:Oh, jesus, jesus, Sorry about that.
Speaker 4:You feeling that?
Speaker 1:vodka buddy. Little bit, little bit I've been, I've been laying it off a little bit, laying off a little bit. Oh hello, no, take two, are you serious? No, that's way too much work, we'll do it. Live my cohost, my gosh. I heard somebody over there. Is that my cohost?
Speaker 1:That is my cohost for the show, the perpetual third wheel, mr Athletic Bill, little half pound, the show apologist and grooming enthusiast my best friend Tony. Tony, welcome to the show. Thank you, I'm feel very welcome. Thank you Really getting a lot of support from the real quick, Brian, yeah, Jaguar.
Speaker 4:Jaguar.
Speaker 1:Jaguar.
Speaker 4:Jaguar. Jaguar Now the British version.
Speaker 1:Jaguar See that sound. They both sound exactly the same.
Speaker 4:Jaguar.
Speaker 1:Jaguar, jaguar, jaguar, jaguar. All right, well, you couldn't wait. You couldn't wait. I'm offering color commentary throughout Part time. Amateur costume mascot, the unrushed urinator, foot fetish pioneer, my doe, my ray and the smartest awkward boy, jason. Let me be the first to welcome you to the show.
Speaker 4:Thank you, oh, oh, my God, thank you so much. I love you, and this is wheels off already.
Speaker 1:I am super excited. Uh oh, what are we doing? Passing notes? Why is?
Speaker 4:this the only British word he knows. Also, Brian is having a hard time reading today.
Speaker 1:Well, I will tell you.
Speaker 4:Vodka has a big impaired reading ability.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, Part of the thing is I re-did the show, the running notes. You know the show notes here.
Speaker 4:The run of show.
Speaker 1:And I'm realizing that I might have used too small of a font.
Speaker 4:Is it time for some five-meeters? It might be readers.
Speaker 1:But, jason, let me be the first to welcome you to the show and also over on microphone number four, the junior production specialist executive class, my fourth line of succession friend child projie, speed skater installment plan, virgin orgasm truther gaydar dodger and subtly attractive participant prize friend Chad, welcome to the show. I'm so glad you're here, thank you.
Speaker 3:Are there any other British pronunciations that you tend to do? I don't think so. I thought it was going to be a whole episode on that.
Speaker 2:What about? What about? There's this one?
Speaker 1:You must have a cockney.
Speaker 2:Wait, that's not.
Speaker 3:That's not, no, that's what about herbs? What?
Speaker 2:about herbs.
Speaker 3:Do you pronounce it herbs? I say herbs, oh okay.
Speaker 1:I wonder if it's my Iowa and Minnesota upbringing? Yeah, there's a lot of British people there. No but it's really close to the UK. You don't even know.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I mean it's, you don't even know.
Speaker 3:It's like almost part of the United Kingdom. I don't know.
Speaker 1:I mean, I've been friends with, with special correspondent Lane for a long time and I'm sure that at some point we talked about Jaguar and he wouldn't have. He would have easier as per. What a perked up if. If I would have said something, it's Jaguar. Jaguar.
Speaker 4:Even in the British pronunciation you are like you're still adding like an extra A at the end. Yeah, you are Jaguar. The British one is like Jaguar.
Speaker 1:Jaguar, jaguar.
Speaker 4:The R is not being like pronounced, yet because you're putting a Jaguar.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 4:Jaguar, do you call French fries chips? You're finishing it with an uh.
Speaker 1:No, there's no, uh, all right Jaguar.
Speaker 4:What do you guys? What do you guys? Do you call it the windscreen or the boot, the bonnet?
Speaker 1:of your car. Do you ever go to?
Speaker 4:the Lou.
Speaker 1:No, I go to the water closet.
Speaker 4:You have a mind to get Gavna.
Speaker 1:I mean you've known, you've been to my water closet so yeah, that's true, it's true. I do. I do take um what do you guys call ordering food at a restaurant? Go in there picking it up and taking it home.
Speaker 3:Well, takeaway is what you're going to say. You say right, yeah, I say takeaway. Yeah, well, you're an episode of. You're an episode of you say to go, yeah.
Speaker 1:I just always say takeaway, but I think that might be a northern thing to do, and who's a communist?
Speaker 2:Huh, yeah.
Speaker 3:Are British people are British people communists? I think so.
Speaker 4:Last time I checked, oh, brian's.
Speaker 1:Brexit yo.
Speaker 2:Well, Brian.
Speaker 4:You're British right.
Speaker 1:Sure. Sure so listen, I'm not. I think only from that perspective.
Speaker 3:When did you start drinking today? Just out of curiosity? Probably only 30 minutes ago.
Speaker 4:Well, luckily he hasn't had anything to eat so. Perfect, oh good.
Speaker 3:Perfect. Well, that's why we're getting takeaway.
Speaker 2:I can't wait for the takeaway.
Speaker 3:I know it's going to be so good. I'm trying to figure out now if I need to get takeaway ice cream or if we're going to have enough time to get ice cream.
Speaker 1:I think we'll make it. We'll make enough time. We'll make it work, all right. Well it's good that I'm liquored up. I am ready. It's good that I'm liquored up. No, no, no, no, sir, sir.
Speaker 3:Yes, you were last five minutes. Yes and it was a long five minutes.
Speaker 1:I would say that, out of everything we've done, this is episode 41. So, out of the all the shows we've watched, you had the most incredible last five minutes of any show we've watched. I mean, what's the table say?
Speaker 4:I agree, it is completely bananas. Bad shit, crazy.
Speaker 3:No, I had a good one I had a good one with, I think, like the Hawk, the, the, the, the helicopter no the blue thunder, I think. I think I had a good one. Then there was a whole there's a whole mountain.
Speaker 4:I don't recall what I've seen, if I, if I would, if I hadn't given a thousand years.
Speaker 1:Yes, no, no, don't spoil it. Don't spoil it. Am I going to say anything?
Speaker 4:specific to figure out of how the how this show ended. I would have never figured that out.
Speaker 2:The things that that we saw.
Speaker 4:I have so many feelings you can spoil it.
Speaker 3:There's no way I can already tell Jason all of the episode.
Speaker 4:They are all positive, jason, right, oh, they're all positive, okay, yeah, so let me throw this off there.
Speaker 1:So if, if I would have given you a typewriter and infinity guesses. Could you have guessed all of the ways the henchmen would have been taken out in the last five minutes. No, my God.
Speaker 4:I could have tried and tried and tried. Never Chats face is stuck in a way.
Speaker 3:I, I'm imagining all. I mean. How many times have you watched the last?
Speaker 4:five. Oh, just once, and it was it right before you drove over. Things are putting in the work, yeah.
Speaker 1:It had to be because he texted us an hour before the show. Am I last five minutes? No, I just had to make sure.
Speaker 3:I had to make sure that I understood the text right. No, and you texted me to come over.
Speaker 4:I had literally just started it which is why I also like that you didn't know. You were last five when Brian literally rolled our giant wheel into his, into his studios and recorded it and recorded it for us.
Speaker 1:Just because you guys were at each other's throat about who was going to be last five minutes.
Speaker 4:We were so we were very, very crazy. I've never read texts that brutal it was. Honestly, I don't forgive you for what you said about my mother.
Speaker 3:I didn't know so many things.
Speaker 4:She is rhymed with my name.
Speaker 3:That was really.
Speaker 1:I didn't realize so many things rhymed with my name. Yeah, you know what I've been wanting to talk about you and your that was what I chose to text about here, the things that rhymed with your name.
Speaker 4:It was very insulting.
Speaker 1:No, you don't understand what a belittling rhyme or you are. Oh my God, rhymes are like knives, man.
Speaker 3:I just, you know, I'm so happy that we're not going to wrap battle anymore, because I would give millions to see you guys wrap battle each other Really. I'll take millions, I'll do it Wait hold on Millions of what.
Speaker 4:Correct Hold on.
Speaker 1:Will these be like? I don't know.
Speaker 3:Whatever Rageous bars, Whatever you spend in your country, what I feel like you should have said it in a British accent what do you spend in your country?
Speaker 1:Back to the show, but Chad doesn't know about that. Remember when they insult.
Speaker 4:Oh, no, I'm there, yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 3:I got it. Yes, well before we, is it?
Speaker 1:time for me to disappear? No, of course not. We have so much to get to before. Stop pushing the agenda a long time. Guys, I want you to listen very carefully. I've got breaking news. Breaking news we have a brand new segment on the show.
Speaker 3:A new segment, so that's why I hit the breaking news sounder.
Speaker 1:We've got a new segment and my co-host, tony is in charge of the new segment.
Speaker 3:Is it a fucking game?
Speaker 1:It's a media thing, man. So the segment has a title. We've really thought this through, we ran it through a lot of test audiences, what? Yeah, we've done a lot of work on this. We've polled a lot of listeners, a lot of surveys, right, I mean, it's been a lot of work Exhaustive.
Speaker 3:Oh my gosh, the research they combine their powers.
Speaker 4:I think it gets worse. I think you're right.
Speaker 1:Okay, all right, we can hear you. So the new segment that we are proud, in fact, I'm going to hit the sounder again.
Speaker 3:Oh proud.
Speaker 1:Oops, that's not the sounder. There we go. The new segment celebrity highlights and onscreen wonders. Bulletin express.
Speaker 4:Oh, what are you doing, wow?
Speaker 2:Wow.
Speaker 4:Say that again one more time Celebrity highlights, celebrity highlights and onscreen wonders. Bulletin express bulletin express yes, now Tony over to you. What's the acronym?
Speaker 1:for that, uh, chow box. So over to the chow box.
Speaker 3:Are you glad I picked up on that like right away. I am very impressed. I am very impressed?
Speaker 4:No, we didn't, I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1:That was very organic. We thought after, after we looked at everything he's going to report at this, all these celebrity highlights and onscreen wonders and bulletin express.
Speaker 4:I mean, that's so ridiculous.
Speaker 1:We decided that it was. It was a fitting name.
Speaker 3:Were there celebrities in this episode In there.
Speaker 4:We're about to find out.
Speaker 1:Let's go to it. Over to the chow box news desk.
Speaker 4:Chow box over to you. All right Chow box. It feels inappropriate it sounds good to me.
Speaker 3:It's really it's.
Speaker 4:It's real stupid game.
Speaker 2:Oh, we do, it is a game.
Speaker 4:Sort of a game.
Speaker 2:Sort of a game Sort of a game, not a real year.
Speaker 3:This is what I'm talking about, Jason.
Speaker 4:Well, I had this idea because I noticed that about half the cast of the show is already dead, and so I wanted how long till the other half.
Speaker 3:I wanted to make a game of are they dead or not?
Speaker 1:Oh, OK, very good. And also listener, I know you're you're just as excited as this table for the new segment on the Aqua podcast, so we will rely on this segment every week. Every episode to bring us the latest in news, gossip, the highlights and on screen wonder bulletin express on the show that we're watching.
Speaker 3:I love that there was music in the background, so he can't edit that part out.
Speaker 4:Is this funeral home music? Yeah, because half of them are dead.
Speaker 2:Are we just and so?
Speaker 4:because this is an audio podcast I have visual aids oh. Ok, great Thank you.
Speaker 3:This is really well thought out. Yes, that's very helpful. Listener, I'm like you. I don't know who was in this episode, nor do I give a fuck, so we do it. I heard together Tony Chow.
Speaker 4:Box does it again. Chow Box with the heart hitting it's not questions.
Speaker 2:Face smashing questions.
Speaker 3:So, this is Simon Corkendale, who is say that Jesus Christ, he's the man, he's the animal yes, he is.
Speaker 4:Yes.
Speaker 1:That is a picture of him, and that's clearly when the show was debuting, because after that he would have nothing but sad face. Yeah Well yeah, pretty much. And, listener, we'll put all the Chow Box images on the Twitter feed.
Speaker 3:You just wait. That's going to blow up. We're going to have like three.
Speaker 4:Can you guys tell me, is this guy alive or dead? Brian Brian.
Speaker 1:Brian. Oh, thank you, I would say he is still alive.
Speaker 4:Oh Jason, oh Jason. Is he alive or dead?
Speaker 1:He's dead, he's dead, he's dead, he's not dead, it's 50 fucking 50.
Speaker 3:Jason 100 points.
Speaker 4:I nailed it. Thank you, chad, you're welcome.
Speaker 1:How come I never do this right? He died, brian. How did he die?
Speaker 4:Animal cruelty oh my God, that would be amazing.
Speaker 1:In cancer of the throat. Whoa, I'm what the fuck.
Speaker 4:He died of throat and bowel cancer. You know that I've never been so excited to hear someone had throat and bowel cancer.
Speaker 3:I just figured that it was called chow box, and so I just figured that that would naturally lead to throat cancer. What do you mean? I don't understand. What does chow box? Mean I guess a few. Enough Like chow now.
Speaker 4:Well, like several celebrity highlights.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean to me it means celebrity highlights and on screen wonders. Bulletin express. Oh, it's an express.
Speaker 4:I mean wonders bulletin express is.
Speaker 3:I feel like we need a new podcast, just called bulletin express.
Speaker 1:I can't believe you guessed the right cancer. You're like a cancer whisper.
Speaker 2:What is that?
Speaker 3:Are we only 10 minutes into this podcast? I know, and it's going so well, yeah.
Speaker 4:I can't wait for the next one of these people that may or may not be alive.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that listeners will not be able to see or give a shit about.
Speaker 4:Was also on Falcon Crest for two years. Yes, nice.
Speaker 1:We said that last time.
Speaker 4:In 1980, he was voted the most promising newcomer.
Speaker 3:Gross. Why are we still talking about him? I thought we were just guessing if he was dead or well, I thought that we could.
Speaker 4:I research.
Speaker 2:Oh, so I have to say Tony's showing off.
Speaker 4:Chow box, chow box. We need to like a theme song, all right.
Speaker 3:So next, what can we do while they're doing this?
Speaker 2:is Melody Anderson.
Speaker 1:Melody Anderson, detective.
Speaker 4:McKenzie.
Speaker 1:What part of the show is that?
Speaker 4:This isn't from the show this picture Okay, this picture just a picture of her. Let me describe it.
Speaker 3:It's her. If you imagine you go to a car wash, that's a self washing car wash and they have the long for Brian.
Speaker 4:This is for Brian.
Speaker 3:Spray she is. She's using one of those giant hoses to spray it, but she has a giant crown on, almost like she's a witch, and she's what you're seeing this water.
Speaker 4:This is from the movie Flash Gordon.
Speaker 1:Oh, I love that movie yes.
Speaker 4:Yes, she. She played Flash Gordon's girlfriend in Flash Gordon. Nice Is she alive or dead, jason? Yes, she's dead, brian. She alive or dead, brian? Yes, brian Alive, yes, way to go.
Speaker 2:Yes, neato.
Speaker 4:John, oh, I was just happy to see.
Speaker 3:Brian's hands again, brian for the steal?
Speaker 4:Yes, she is alive and she was in Flash Gordon, and she also appeared in the very first Victoria Secrets catalog.
Speaker 2:Way to go.
Speaker 4:Really.
Speaker 1:I think I said that other picture that is similar to Victoria Secrets.
Speaker 3:That is not similar to Victoria Secrets.
Speaker 1:I like that underwear. That's nice.
Speaker 4:Is that underwear? Wow?
Speaker 3:It's a nightgown, it's got. That is not a nightgown.
Speaker 1:I think it's keeping her very warm.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I don't think I mean. I guess you could wear it at night.
Speaker 1:Yeah. You know, so Well, I don't know if she would battle other nights, wow, all right.
Speaker 4:Next person.
Speaker 3:Since last time this is going so well, Chowbob.
Speaker 4:Chowbob. How many more of these do we have? I hope a hundred, all right. Next, I'm starting to load these games more than the show. Oh my God.
Speaker 3:So defeated Should we start a separate wheel for the show games and spin the wheel. Tony never knows which one's going to get better.
Speaker 4:Chad or Jason's joys are not allowed to be on the board.
Speaker 1:This is the next picture At least we made it a new segment. That's good, that's right.
Speaker 4:Chowbob. Yes, so this is Lieutenant Rivera the who. Lieutenant Rivera? Who is that?
Speaker 1:Don't worry, none of us know he's the head cop in the show. Oh, got you, got you, okay.
Speaker 4:Fucking asshole he's in this episode.
Speaker 1:Yes, he's in all the episodes oh okay. His name is opening scene. Oh, that's right. That's right, he's in the car, yeah.
Speaker 4:Rennie Santoni is the name of the actor. Is he alive or dead? Chad Brian, chad, chad.
Speaker 3:Is he alive or dead? I was going to try to get no points by not answering. I would say he's definitely alive. Oh, no shit.
Speaker 4:God damn it no the sound's dead.
Speaker 2:I won.
Speaker 3:He's super dead, chowbob he is dead, he's dead. Let me guess Hit by a car.
Speaker 1:Oh, brian, brian for the steal, brian for the steal.
Speaker 4:Let's see.
Speaker 1:Let me look at him. Let me look at him. Yeah, he died of.
Speaker 3:Oh, this is more fun.
Speaker 1:Hmm, I'm going to say that he was surfing and was attacked by barnacles.
Speaker 4:Jason for the steal. Yes, jason, he was captured in an attempt to rescue an Amber Alert and he was a bystander and got hit by a A car A buffalo, a dump truck, a buffalo?
Speaker 1:Oh okay.
Speaker 3:Interesting. It's responsible for bringing back a lot of the buffalo in the United States. Does anyone want to talk about that?
Speaker 1:Brian Brian. Yes, brian Chad this is my answer to Chad. No, okay, good job, brian. Yes, more points, way to go, okay so who was closer.
Speaker 4:He died of throat and lung cancer. What yeah man?
Speaker 3:I mean, I feel like throat cancer is a pretty normal thing to do Chad. Did you not feel that, or no, I said hit by a car.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay.
Speaker 3:All right.
Speaker 4:Anyways, all right, I'm just going to go to my last one. I'm just curious why this is going on, did you guys? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, charlie we've got 50 more of these.
Speaker 3:Did you guys come up with Chowbox before you came up with the game, or did you come up with the game and then Chowbox?
Speaker 1:Oh, we're so creative all the time, I mean we're just coming up with stuff, right?
Speaker 3:Yeah, I mean you got to make stuff in order to succeed.
Speaker 4:Yeah or fail. We did not use Chad GPT at all for any of this.
Speaker 1:No, nothing, no, Okay, who's next?
Speaker 4:This is going to be the last one.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 4:Why? So? Do you guys know who this person is? He was the bad guy. He was the bad guy in episode two Allusion. Zoltan, this is his name.
Speaker 1:What that was his real name Zoltan. That's the character's name. No, I mean but, that's not his name.
Speaker 3:If his real name was Zoltan, I was really going to be in. Why?
Speaker 2:was. His name was Mr Gregory I thought it was a bad guy.
Speaker 1:His Zoltan Gregory was his name. That is so stupid. Nobody gets a show name, it's a family name. Okay, the actor's name is Richard Lynch. He looks less burned here.
Speaker 3:I mean he's dead. Is he live or dead, brian? Just curiosity. Did all the people you chose? Are they all dead?
Speaker 2:No, Brian, I just skipped over it. The last one was alive.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh no, he had throat cancer.
Speaker 4:Sorry, the one before that was alive and I was alone. The female was alive.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm going to Brian. Brian, yes, he's dead. He is dead, yes, correct.
Speaker 4:He died in 2012 with a heart attack.
Speaker 1:Oh well, I was going to guess that. Oh sorry, jason, jason, heart attack, shit.
Speaker 4:Good job, jason, you're so smart he's the smartest aqua boy Okay, now, you did say you mentioned that he looked like he was burned. Yeah, so interesting trivia about this guy.
Speaker 3:So anybody else really enjoying this funeral music?
Speaker 4:Is that in 1967, he took LSD and he set himself on fire Hisself. He set himself himself Hisself Jaguar. They then went.
Speaker 2:They were on fire, he set himself on fire, wow.
Speaker 1:At the Metropolitan Museum. That's why he looks burning in the show.
Speaker 4:That's why he looks burning in the show. Okay Is because he did that whenever he was, I guess a teenager, so is this before the burning?
Speaker 1:This is after burning.
Speaker 4:Huh, yeah, you can tell like burned his nostrils.
Speaker 3:One time I set my hand on fire while his bar is pending but I finished my drink. He's a bad guy. Good story, Chad.
Speaker 1:He is an Ottoman, he played a bad guy. An Ottoman, an Ottoman. Oh, we must not have gotten that far.
Speaker 4:And he played a bad guy in Blue Thunder. Oh what.
Speaker 1:What would I give to go back to Blue Thunder right now? Shut up, shut up.
Speaker 4:He was not.
Speaker 1:PVC. He was PVC. Oh my God. That's my favorite bad guy of all of our shows, wow, okay.
Speaker 4:Then real quick on to this guy. He played one of the bad guys for listeners who can't see what the fuck he's doing. It's an old looking guy.
Speaker 3:He's got a white beard, wait, which, oh, he was the lawyer. He probably was on a boat. He was a lawyer, but he was, you all know who this is.
Speaker 4:You all know who this guy is.
Speaker 3:He was wearing a black shirt. He was a lawyer.
Speaker 4:He was in a Dosekis campaign. He's the coolest man in the world. He's the most interesting man in the world. What part did he play in the show?
Speaker 1:The lawyer, the one that was getting them back, massage was all super sexist, oh my God, yes, super, me too sexist Wow.
Speaker 4:Cool.
Speaker 3:And then this he's showing now a picture of a guy. Another picture of a guy Talking on a pay phone. On a pay phone Now, for I know we got a lot of young listeners For those of you who are young listeners a pay phone is a thing from back in the day.
Speaker 4:He hates it so much.
Speaker 1:He hates this whole concept of a show.
Speaker 4:But actually this guy is in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. What the phone guy? This phone guy who plays, he's the kid's dad that captures the Falcon. We'll talk about this later.
Speaker 3:Oh God, I think you would think he's in the Sprint commercials. Don't spoil it for Chad, but he's not, but who does he play?
Speaker 4:But he plays an old man, a very important old man, in end game. Wait a minute.
Speaker 1:Does he play old man, old man, captain America? Yes, he does.
Speaker 2:Shut up Yep.
Speaker 1:Wow, awesome. Well, he just became my favorite character in the show.
Speaker 4:Okay, well, those last two facts were worth it. Chow Box wait a minute, what a great Chow Box. Thank you.
Speaker 3:Are we plotting? Are we plotting? That's not all real clapping. A lot of that was recorded.
Speaker 1:This was a great Chow Box.
Speaker 4:Good Chow Box. It was good Chow Box. Honestly, it was the best one we have had.
Speaker 1:I can't wait for more Chow Box. How about you guys? I?
Speaker 3:just feel like I don't really understand Chow Box.
Speaker 1:Well, it's celebrity highlights and on screen wonders. Bulletin express.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I mean what else?
Speaker 1:is there to describe it's pretty it explains everything.
Speaker 4:It's actually a really long name to describe it.
Speaker 1:No, no, the description is in the name.
Speaker 4:That's what I was saying, it really lets you know.
Speaker 3:Yeah, well, that makes sense.
Speaker 4:How do you really feel, chad?
Speaker 3:I don't know. Okay, chad, what do you feel?
Speaker 1:All right, so let's let the Chow Box news desk Thank you for another update. This is great, chow.
Speaker 3:Box to you, hey over to you and also with you.
Speaker 1:Thank you, chow.
Speaker 3:Box. I look forward to weeks and weeks of this.
Speaker 1:I don't really feel like it's here being 100% upfront with your feelings about Chow Box.
Speaker 3:I just like the prices right music better.
Speaker 1:Can we do?
Speaker 4:Chow.
Speaker 3:Box to prices right. Next time no.
Speaker 4:Dear God.
Speaker 3:I just asked for that yeah.
Speaker 1:No, don't bring it up. I feel like it's the music gets stuck in my head.
Speaker 3:Tony, yeah, Tony, All right.
Speaker 1:so over to next segment, random thoughts. Anybody have any random thoughts to share from since the last time we recorded.
Speaker 4:I do have a random thought that kind of came up. What is your guys definition? Or you guys know the?
Speaker 3:Don't say of sex. Of sex Don't say of sex, because I don't know Of sex.
Speaker 4:No, what I'm going to say is you know how they have the analogy of baseball and sex. You know, first, second, third base.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 4:What is your guys opinion on what constitutes first base, second base, third base? And then do you include a home run, or is it just the three bases?
Speaker 1:Oh, there's for sure a home run.
Speaker 4:No, there's three bases.
Speaker 1:Okay, well, my how about? This thought comes to you. Okay, let's go around the table. What's your first base?
Speaker 4:This thought came to me. It became. It was on a Reddit subreddit that I read about a girl who was 16 years old. Her and her boyfriend oh God, they had never had sex. Oh God, or they said they'd never had any. She said she was a virgin and she ended up pregnant. Oh God, I, she ended up pregnant. She was insisting that she never had intercourse with her boyfriend, and so it just was in the comments about it. Then people started talking about Did they have? Oh sorry.
Speaker 4:They're talking about the first, second, third. There was a big argument about what was considered third base from person to person, so I just thought that was interesting.
Speaker 3:The first base is the first argument about the third base is Is Ruby Haunch.
Speaker 4:Is third base full penetration sex no.
Speaker 1:Or is that a home run?
Speaker 2:That's what I'm saying bro, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's what I'm.
Speaker 4:No, I think first base.
Speaker 3:To me it was first base. First base is the kiss, the kissing, yeah, yeah, making out. Second base is the boobs. Second base is the boobs. Third base Overclothes, underclothes.
Speaker 4:How ever you get the boobs. You get the boobs. It's just rattling boobs. I don't think I was that like. I don't think I was like. Well, second base with a lead off runner got underneath a bra.
Speaker 1:No, it's just. Second base is boobs. Why did you say it in that voice?
Speaker 4:Because I talked to myself about it.
Speaker 1:That's his sex voice. Okay, so first base for me.
Speaker 4:That's for bedtime time.
Speaker 2:First base in my world was boobies, which I can't stop thinking about.
Speaker 4:Second base was finger blasting, first base was boobs First, so you just skipped right past kissing.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you know, he's not a big-on kissing, he's just going to get right down to business.
Speaker 4:So no mugging down for you so first base was boobies.
Speaker 3:Second base I like to kiss you.
Speaker 1:I like to kiss you, oh wow.
Speaker 3:This show just got good.
Speaker 4:That's what we should have been doing. This show just got sexy. Let me see those lips.
Speaker 1:Okay, there we go.
Speaker 2:I knew that was coming, and then second, it's like I heard it just a second ago.
Speaker 1:This is amazing, it's exactly the same I like that, I like that.
Speaker 4:I like that, I like that, I like that, I like that, I like that, I like that I like that.
Speaker 1:It's exactly the same.
Speaker 3:We should do this at karaoke sometime.
Speaker 1:I'll be the French woman. Oh my I swore Okay. So when this music plays, that means that Chad's dad was getting to first base.
Speaker 4:Yes, so yeah, was your dad getting to home run during this?
Speaker 3:I don't know what you're.
Speaker 2:I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1:I don't know what you're talking about. Wait, I didn't finish my basis, I know.
Speaker 3:So first base for you is is definitely boobs.
Speaker 1:And then second base was finger blast, yes. Third base was smash face, maybe Chow Box.
Speaker 3:It's probably a better one.
Speaker 4:Smash face.
Speaker 1:Chow Box.
Speaker 4:Oh, oh, oh and then and then home run was penetrate Shalom, so yeah, but like you, in order to even like get started, you got to go boobs. Like for you, you just like yeah, bro, it's happening before that?
Speaker 3:Yeah, no, man, there's a whole makeout session that has to happen For years, for years you have to make out and then eventually they'll let you touch the booze.
Speaker 1:Sheffield's super pissed about this broadcast.
Speaker 4:I think, yeah, he's upset about Chow.
Speaker 1:Box.
Speaker 2:Disagreeing on the bases. I bet our foods here.
Speaker 1:I promise, that is what I always thought bases were, but you're saying it moves around. So so first base is kissing, second base is boobies.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's that's what I think. Yeah, that's that's the feeling up, the feeling up to be.
Speaker 4:I want to say feeling up. Overclose would be second base. Under Under the clothes is third base.
Speaker 3:Oh, touching and then home run is You're giving two different bases to just boobs.
Speaker 2:Well, not just. No, he was just saying touching anything over the clutch.
Speaker 4:Touching over the clothes is second base, then under the clothes touching is third base, and then a home run is penetration penetration with the P and the V or the.
Speaker 2:So it's a P in the mouth. Home run is an.
Speaker 3:HR is a CS. Yes, home run Complete sex Gotcha.
Speaker 4:Well, it's funny, though, in that subreddit they were actually talking about and they would use the P in V. It was really funny. That made me think about the. Oh, you read P and V and thought of us. Yes, I did.
Speaker 3:That's nice.
Speaker 4:Hilarious.
Speaker 3:Chow Box.
Speaker 1:So what is your, what's your definition?
Speaker 3:Yeah, I did the kissing and then the feeling up and then the, the Painting guts, no, no what. No, the, the, the finger, what You're so gross.
Speaker 4:However, in the updates for that, that reddit thread, it turns out that he was painting guts and he had. I guess some of his substances were on his fingers and he was fingerblasting her and wow, wow, that's how they think she got pregnant.
Speaker 1:God, that's gorgeous.
Speaker 4:What a beautiful thing to think about. Hyman was still intact.
Speaker 1:I feel like.
Speaker 3:I feel like. Second base is like above the ways. Third base is below the ways.
Speaker 4:This couple feels having their story just well, she put it on Reddit.
Speaker 1:There's no way they're a couple Well, but thank goodness we're handing it, handling it so delicately, we're very delicate.
Speaker 3:You know what, if there's ever a show that people are going to say I wish they had started talking about the show earlier, this might be the one They've never said that.
Speaker 4:No, but this will be the first time. Don't think this will be the first time.
Speaker 1:So we got a show to talk about, episode two of of. Manimal animal called Dmitri Lifshitz illusion which aired October 14th 1983.
Speaker 3:That explains a lot.
Speaker 1:And yeah, manimal was the American superhero television series created by Glenn Larson and it's what we're watching. It's what we just watched. Chad, now you were last five minutes, which I think we all can agree was epic. But we're going to need you to go to the soundproof booth and we're going to do a quick fly over, talk about the show and we get back. We will be knee deep Some say balls deep in Manimal, paw deep. All right, guys, we're back and we have a show to talk about Chad's in the soundproof booth. So let's give a quick overview of the episode two of Manimal, called illusion, and I'm going to say right off the top, this was a tough watch. This was, first of all, it's the last five minutes, is the best five minutes we've ever seen. I mean, it is absolutely bananas.
Speaker 4:Makes no sense.
Speaker 1:But that is on top of an episode. That just makes no sense whatsoever.
Speaker 4:I don't understand how the second episode of a show that was trying to like let me get airtime. You would think the second episode still has some juice. There is so much freaking filler in this thing? Oh, it's ridiculous and it is bad filler Like I would have, rather than just put like a picture of like cleavage on the screen for a minute and a half. They're just lazy, it's just laziness, but it you know.
Speaker 1:So we endure a way too long magic show. We endure a way too long stuck in the semi tractor trailer. We endure a way too long car chase limo against Ferrari we endure a the limo one.
Speaker 2:The limo one, yeah.
Speaker 1:So basically, the premise for everybody listening is once again, our Jesus Christ, the Manimal, is solving the crime of the week. I'm not More smuggling, more smuggling, more work, more smuggling, more warehouses.
Speaker 4:Generic smuggling and, I think, the same warehouses from episode, the exact same, what you think? The same shipping yard.
Speaker 1:Yeah everything I mean they filmed both of them basically the same day there's a new Jesus Christ disciple, the new best friend, the black dude, is new, right, different actor.
Speaker 4:He did not. He wasn't in the last one, right, yeah, he was. He was a different actor. They switched actors. What?
Speaker 1:Yeah, cause the other guy was the wire guy, the mayor from the wire.
Speaker 2:The mayor from the wire.
Speaker 1:Who was this guy? Did you even look it up? Yeah, actually I did.
Speaker 4:He's still alive. His name is Michael Roberts, and he was actually on Parks and Rec.
Speaker 1:He was.
Speaker 4:He was on Parks and Rec and he was in the movie Rain man.
Speaker 1:So weird, anyway. So the episode is basically about smuggling and warehouses again, although this time, instead of smuggling things out with spas, they're smuggling it in to the US with a Using the hidden compartments under tiger cages.
Speaker 4:Yeah, in the magic show, All the stuff that has a hidden compartment where they hide all the illegal stuff. There's got to be an easier way, like there's just got to be a better way than below A tiger cage A tiger cage.
Speaker 1:I got a hand at two of them. Oh my God. I mean, if they're gonna decide on something that basically throws off the radar, then for sure they're gonna wanna basically hide it with the animals, right. I mean, I guess I mean this was so off the radar that I mean they're going to avoid customs, they're going to avoid it, all right.
Speaker 4:I mean I guess. So I guess you wouldn't wanna mess with that much pussy.
Speaker 2:No, I'm saying because, like the tigers, sorry the tigers, no, no, I know.
Speaker 1:I know you like to call big cats pussies.
Speaker 4:I know you just Well. I just that's how I grew up. That is your British word. That's literally how I grew up.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so there is an absolute obscure way that they're trying to get away with smuggling. We have an ultra violent bad guy who has a lot of burn face. And is from what country?
Speaker 2:I'm from Bulgaria.
Speaker 1:Supposedly.
Speaker 4:Bulgaria, bulgaria.
Speaker 1:Yep, bulgaria, who is running a illegal fur smuggling operation Like this is everything they baked into episode two. Now, what are we disappointed on episode two of Matthew Star as well. I know we were missing. We were disappointed with Matthew Star in general, but didn't they just shit the bed on episode?
Speaker 4:two, like it was. Yeah, wasn't that the one where he was gonna go to the movies and then?
Speaker 1:Was that Was?
Speaker 4:it Because he. Oh, okay, I was thinking was that Like that, or was that?
Speaker 1:Episode two, the one with the stunt man, that they already went super cheap and he ran into his friend from high school who was a stuntman.
Speaker 4:I think that was the third, that was three, I was a third.
Speaker 1:I remember being unbelievably disappointed that that's the best they could do, though Maybe that was the second episode.
Speaker 4:I think number three was whenever, with his powers, he makes the lawnmower roll over the the paint and shit. Well, I that was just disappointing because they stopped. He stopped being hunted by other aliens. I mean, that's the whole fucking purpose of this whole show and there were, aside from the pilot, there was never anybody trying to kill him. It was about paint. We're already talking about Matthews.
Speaker 1:Fuck you guys. Star, we want to make sure we bring it up, so you'll be here. You'll come show up more.
Speaker 4:Okay, real quick before we go into the rest of it and have to bring Chad in. But I'm just a little curious. I Didn't think that we watched episode one of Manimal, that there was the introduction, that there was as much like Exposition, yeah, but there was like the whole thing where the announce of Oasis on. He's like the man with the darkest of past. He searches for his father's legacy.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it was a reminder me of Night Rider and I like the intro at night, right?
Speaker 4:Yes, but it was all this exposition that you would have thought you would have learned an episode one and I was like I didn't learn.
Speaker 1:Yeah, there's no back story. I think. I think they might have come, they might have aired the pilot, and then everyone was like nobody knows what the hell is going on. So, yeah, and this is gonna fix it?
Speaker 4:I mean, well, it kind of guessing they're gonna, because in this little montage that they showed it's probably gonna be flashbacks from later on episodes when they're because they show an image of his father Dying and his dad disappears in his clothes, or just the only thing left.
Speaker 1:He died like a Jedi yeah.
Speaker 4:He just disappeared. His father was a manimal too, is what I'm yes.
Speaker 1:I mean like that's what but his father really didn't die, right, his father, I thought his father knows father in the in the flashback he evaporated and then it suddenly showed a falcon in the sky. I guess they're implying. Maybe he turned into a bird, I don't know forever. Yes, kicking bird, kicking bird, all right. Well, I mean, listener, let's just say that this was. There's just not a lot going on, there's just a knot. It was a lot of filler, a lot of Transitions. We did see a new transition, so I went back and watched episode one, because I was only last five minutes last episode and it was just Jaguar transitions.
Speaker 1:It was just a Puma and it was but this episode they expanded on Puma and they also had a very weird hawk transition which I thought that I thought that that would creep you out, it was haunting, it was terrifying when his face turned into like a pointy nose. Oh my god it was like it was like watching the movie leprechauns from the yes, so gross 90s, whenever that was and and you know what, I didn't think that I could be grossed out by Feathers poking through skin.
Speaker 4:Oh, my god, yes creepy.
Speaker 2:Oh shit.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and again that transformation which went from they are clearly only filmed one transformation, because it was nighttime when he turned into a bird and and then he turns into a bird in broad daylight. Then it's back to nighttime again.
Speaker 3:Turn to the transition.
Speaker 1:Yeah but so that was a new transition and they didn't. He didn't turn into a, into a Puma until the very end. So they really stuck with the bird thing. Giving birds, I mean, am I, am I to believe that birds have that good a hearing? I think?
Speaker 4:no, well, no, he's. He's a bird using his hearing from another animal. He hears through other animals.
Speaker 1:I think. I think he's using his powers don't make anything.
Speaker 4:He's using his hawk vision to read his lips.
Speaker 1:No hawk vision. Oh, okay, I said okay, I think he?
Speaker 4:because there, whenever he's a hundred feet away, watching the the bad guy on the phone call, who he's basically saying? Everything they're about to do and they're focused just on his lips. This is just a shot of his lips. So I think they're saying that the Hawk Jesus hawk is reading the lips of the bad guy. He's not actually hearing with his ears, he's hearing with his eyes. Now you know, you're hearing with his eyes is not a thing I thought you would say today.
Speaker 1:You know that I get confused on handicaps. I'm sorry, so for you to tell me that, as a bird, he hears with his eyes. Oh, my head is spinning right now. I have no idea what you said. Oh, I'm just gonna sum this up, okay, please.
Speaker 4:Yeah, very, and I mean we're wrapping up the show. Please explains everything. Okay, one of the bad guys. At the last five minutes of the show, one of the bad guys gets taken out.
Speaker 1:Okay, no, they Chad. You have to give Chad that pleasure, right? I'm gonna stop you. Cuz Chad, fuck it up.
Speaker 4:Cuz.
Speaker 1:Chad had to put up with the last five minutes. He at least gets to deliver the wackiness.
Speaker 4:I just would have never, never in a million years, have come up with that sort of way to take out a bad guy.
Speaker 1:All right, let's get his ass in here. All right, cool. Okay, we're back and Chad. How was life in the soundproof booth tonight?
Speaker 3:you know? Okay, nobody cares. Chocolate, all right.
Speaker 2:So tell us about your last five minutes oh the last five minutes, so I.
Speaker 1:When did you start?
Speaker 3:I started With with what I thought was some sort of transition, but it immediately went away. So I don't know Exactly what I was seeing, but like I saw a hand that was bubbling. But then immediately I heard a gunshot. So I don't really know what that meant, but I heard a gunshot and then I heard somebody say like hurry up Jonathan. And then there was this giant felt cat and the black felt cat was there and the cat was going by a playing card. There was a giant playing card, a bigger than like bigger than like a normal playing card, like bigger than my phone, not not like the size of my phone, like the size of like a hundred of my phones. Is the size of the playing card.
Speaker 4:Okay, you can think of anything else except for a hundred of your phone. Well, I was looking at my phone, not as big as my refrigerator.
Speaker 3:Smaller than my phone like a quarter of your refrigerator. And then I guess I thought, maybe is this the same.
Speaker 1:Where do you think they are? Can I just, can I just say where are they at this point?
Speaker 3:Well, I thought it's literally. The next thing I wrote down was is this the same warehouse from the first episode?
Speaker 1:Yes, it is Actually it's it's same set and setting, but it's supposedly a different place, but it's exactly the same location.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they just added some playing cards to throw us off the scent and there was less bidets to you, mean you?
Speaker 1:mean porcelain's boss or sports bar.
Speaker 3:You say porcelain saw and I say bidet. There's a song about that. Have you? Should we sing that song, jason?
Speaker 2:you say porcelain spot.
Speaker 3:That's pretty good song.
Speaker 1:That's good good good song making up there. This is where I'm at with this show. No, no, wait, wait. Are you done with your?
Speaker 3:five minutes.
Speaker 1:No, no, no just gonna go for a chat editorial, real quick.
Speaker 3:No, no, no, it goes along with what I see. So we're in the same warehouse and and, and this is I brought this up last time and I feel like it didn't get enough attention. And and what I want to say is that I just feel like it would have been easier for Manimal to just like shoot the security guards with a gun, no, then to Change into a cat and then push a button. Could you just push a button more easily as a man?
Speaker 1:I mean I, can I take this guy? Now you're tabling that question. I think we go over to Jason, jason.
Speaker 4:I'll tell you why. Chad Okay great, because Cat law and human law are different. Oh and remember that Manimal is a professor, not a cop. So legally he cannot, he's cracked the code not shoot somebody or else Then it is just civilian murder, friend. But as a cat cat laws different cat, he can murder bad guys through pushing buttons.
Speaker 1:That Vaguely, vaguely jumping in their direction, up in their direction. They not get knocked out. Making them pass out.
Speaker 4:Walk in front of mirrors that then they reflect his speltness. Attack guys with bad bowl cuts, so I all those things that's allowed in cat law.
Speaker 3:This is important.
Speaker 1:This is very important because I'm now starting to get into this show Based on what I know that I like to hear, cuz I think that counts as a renew, but okay, Then I feel like what you're saying is I don't need to worry so much about the raping, because he's raping as a cat and Cat rape is.
Speaker 3:I feel like that's normal.
Speaker 1:Well, it's not you know what. Don't you dare try to normalize cat rape, chad, not in front of me in this, and I like it's not illegal given your history, that is not a good thing, true.
Speaker 3:Very true.
Speaker 4:It's not illegal, though, right, not in cat law. Okay not in cat it is it is frowned upon, so he gets around. We bring in a cat lawyer laws.
Speaker 3:He gets around the real laws by turning into a cat. Now Tell me more about cat law versus bird law, because he does seem to turn into birds as well, right, that's true.
Speaker 4:I got a friend named Charlie. He's into bird.
Speaker 3:Can we bring in a cat lawyer? And I thought about kitten mittens and I thought about, I thought about bird law and I was just working it in Shout out to bird law, different than Jude law, just to be clear.
Speaker 4:I feel like Chad is turning what.
Speaker 1:Oh, jude law.
Speaker 3:Okay, yeah, so the cat pushes the button, I get it. So if he was a man pushing the button, that it would be murder, yeah, but as a cat pushing a button, but what?
Speaker 4:happens, what happens, curiosity which?
Speaker 3:But not the Puma. Is it a Puma?
Speaker 4:it's a Jaguar. Okay, yeah, it's always.
Speaker 3:It's always a Jaguar because I definitely kept feeling like I was seeing different shots of the cat that looked different Like the purpose of this podcast.
Speaker 4:It's they're all Jaguar.
Speaker 3:Oh, okay, jaguars that makes.
Speaker 2:You guys are dicks.
Speaker 1:No, I'm super self-conscious.
Speaker 3:So what Now?
Speaker 4:you are fly away in your helicopter now. You're super.
Speaker 1:So the investigator woman need to call my cat Barrister.
Speaker 3:Ladies.
Speaker 4:Mackenzie? Yes, that's her name, officer Mackenzie, is it?
Speaker 3:Yes, wow, she's also very good at putting on handcuffs in smoke.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 3:She handcuffed somebody in smoke.
Speaker 1:It was very well, first she picks up an actual stick of dynamite.
Speaker 3:Oh, I thought that was like magic, thought that was like you know, like no, I mean it is, but when?
Speaker 1:you tool where you, when you look at that, when you pick it up and look at it, I it looks like a stick of dynamite. I don't think that, like a fog hog, would you have the same sort of reaction like a prop like a prop dynamite like.
Speaker 4:Oh, maybe.
Speaker 3:So no real dynamite and I only thought about that because of the cards the cards.
Speaker 1:Oh, you mean the deck of cards shuffler that knocked somebody over.
Speaker 3:No, the giant cards, the cards.
Speaker 2:There were like 100 of my phones?
Speaker 4:No, they're not they were like one and a half of your phones.
Speaker 1:No, he's talking about the giant, giant jackoff card that was against the wall.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, no, the Puma was on the jack and then it jumped off.
Speaker 1:It was so. It's like jackoff the car.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, oh oh. The cat used to jump out at people and they would fall down or faint at the side of him. But now it seems like the cat jumps out of people and they drop their guns.
Speaker 4:Yes, I did write a note that is similar to what you're saying. That was just that people are just OK with animals in all kinds of places. Yes people are just like what another giant cat they're everywhere in a way. Oh man, another tiger, Yep.
Speaker 1:And there is Puma, and I would think that if I had ever faced down a big cat, I would grip my gun even harder and point it quicker to shoo away a cat, right, I mean do you?
Speaker 3:do you think you would be more, more afraid of a giant cat or a giant bear? I'm just curious.
Speaker 1:Oh, for sure A bear.
Speaker 3:See, I saw, I saw a guy fishing he's like fly fishing, and his buddy was taking a photo or like taking a video of him fly fishing and this big fuck off bear just like came down the river and they're like, oh yeah, there's that bear and it was fucking huge.
Speaker 1:And I was like oh shit.
Speaker 2:No, I was talking about something else, you watch.
Speaker 4:Oh, gotcha OK, but they're like yo Professor, what's going on? Ah, professor, bear, yeah, because this, this professor turns yo man.
Speaker 3:Oh wait, can he turn into a bear?
Speaker 4:I bet he could.
Speaker 3:But has he turned into a bear? No, because there's been all their money on those two effects.
Speaker 2:Well, that's what I'm saying is like if you, if you were more afraid of a bear, wouldn't it just be because I? Feel like, although.
Speaker 4:I know bear law.
Speaker 3:I feel like it's still pretty, pretty lenient.
Speaker 4:Bear law is actually newer than you think. Who did they? Didn't they put a down?
Speaker 1:When do you think I did read a spoiler that in episode five he turns into a horse.
Speaker 4:I'm serious, we got to stay for that.
Speaker 1:I just fucking the fuck up. Who is fucking awesome? I?
Speaker 4:don't want to get to episode three, much less five.
Speaker 1:I mean I'll take a donkey. He says shit. I'll take a donkey, I don't care, just I want to turn into something I was like to stir the damn pot.
Speaker 4:I will tell you this I've been winning manimal for a very long time and I am never canceling this.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you have been one I am, I am, I am, I'm never, you know what.
Speaker 4:The shitty thing is too, is that your best friends at the table. He's like well, I just love Tony, I just want to make him happy, so let's do it.
Speaker 3:He wants to, I just. I just feel like Tony.
Speaker 1:Happy we might have made an alliance before the show.
Speaker 4:Let's all be clear here we are making Brian. We watched a lot of the lions on this show.
Speaker 3:Jason would rather dress up as manimal for every other podcast we do than watch another episode.
Speaker 4:I will. I will dress up as a panther every, or just guy in a tux.
Speaker 3:Did he wear a tux in this? Oh, I'll keep going.
Speaker 1:I'll keep going for the last five minutes. No, but he definitely, he definitely goes to a haberdashery.
Speaker 3:Well, yes, so what?
Speaker 4:You almost made Jason do a spit take.
Speaker 3:You don't buy that shit at Sears, bro, haberdashery is a good word, I just did not expect you to say that that was really surprising. I just feel like that he dresses.
Speaker 2:He is dressed with a British accent.
Speaker 4:He dresses sharp as shit.
Speaker 2:He's something you would say in a British. That's right.
Speaker 3:Yes, it's something. That's something that have a fucking deshery, oh my God.
Speaker 4:Chad, are you done with your five minutes yet? What the fuck happened?
Speaker 3:Basically she handcuffed and then all of a sudden we're at a magic show.
Speaker 1:Why do you sound so? Put out, Jason.
Speaker 4:Because I've just been listening for 45 minutes 45 minutes.
Speaker 1:Give the guy a chance. He's just telling. He's telling us what's on his heart.
Speaker 4:I wrote a very sweet and read a very sweet yulji buddy That'll probably.
Speaker 1:That'll probably get edited out.
Speaker 3:Oh my God, could you just play those in slow motion and just see how that's.
Speaker 4:I don't have to, for yours Would you just just put his yulji reading out as an episode and that's it.
Speaker 2:Explain nothing else, it's just that.
Speaker 4:And that's the one you released Somehow. It's better to put a link to it. That's the one that makes us famous. Oh, whatever, oh, my God, oh my.
Speaker 3:God.
Speaker 1:You know what I did? Go out on a limb hypnotizing and I did read that and I regret it.
Speaker 3:So then we're at a magic show. They appear. They can't even do like the real appearing act, they just use camera magic to make it appear. I did like the lighting at the magic show that was pretty good.
Speaker 1:Jesus, he's still talking about his five minutes. The lighting is pretty good and I forgot there's a whole nother magic show at the end.
Speaker 3:Well, yeah, there was a magic show at the end and I thought to myself I was like, oh, when they started grabbing her to like, take her, to put her in the trick, then I thought, oh, is this your plan to make her disappear to your Rape Den? Exactly, did the Rape Den come back? Have so many questions?
Speaker 1:You know we did see his, so you guys explained the basement scene that he has going on at his lair and we did see the basement in this episode, but he appeared to be working on cats.
Speaker 4:Like so he must be a veterinarian, yeah, veterinarian as well, yeah.
Speaker 1:How do we know that he's?
Speaker 4:a veterinarian Because he said he was also set up. That's like saying he's a gynecologist guys.
Speaker 3:I don't feel like just because he rapes, that he's also a gynecologist.
Speaker 2:No, he's into that pussy.
Speaker 1:Oh, I love you Look to triple rim shots and Chow Box.
Speaker 3:Chow Box.
Speaker 1:Chow Box Nice Thanks, buddy.
Speaker 3:Excuse me. Gross End of five minutes.
Speaker 1:Ok, well, that was a great five minute. Do you have any supposition on, maybe what happened? How?
Speaker 3:we got there. I assume that there are some smugglers smuggling things in magic tricks and boxes.
Speaker 4:Wow, that's. That's, that's close, very accurate you know what that actually sums up.
Speaker 1:The other 80 percent of the show.
Speaker 4:Do you remember whenever you somehow better them During your five minutes? Yes, man, will cat use this paw and hit a button. What happened when he hit that button?
Speaker 3:I just assumed that when he hit the red button that that called the police.
Speaker 4:You don't, you don't remember what happened instantly after he hits that button. No, he only wanted it one time.
Speaker 3:No, I do not remember what happened. I I remember. I remember literally going oh there's that cat paw again. Fucking felt stupid, prop you know what I wish?
Speaker 2:I had those props on this show.
Speaker 3:I wish I could do the props right now on on this podcast. It would still be better, but we got five minutes.
Speaker 4:We can go make him real quick.
Speaker 2:They'll be just as good as the ones in the show All.
Speaker 4:I'm just going to say is that in the last five minutes, I was not expecting for a cat to hit the button at the exact same time that a bad guy is standing on a launching pad. I had said yeah, it said something on. Oh, so he waits he hits the button and it launches the bad guy in the air and he happens to fall perfectly into a human cannonball cannon and then it fires him across the warehouse through the air and he lands in a kettle drum instrument.
Speaker 1:kettle drum with some guy's face on it, some guy's picture.
Speaker 4:This was like straight out of the Acme book. Yeah, it was like a road runner and the coyote were like no, making some kind of dance.
Speaker 3:It was ridiculous. How is it possible you guys were still paying attention to this show in the last five minutes?
Speaker 4:I watched it twice. I watched it.
Speaker 3:I needed, I needed more understanding. Jason Jason, he likes the show. No, I don't like the show.
Speaker 4:It is horrible, but I had to make sure and understand exactly what was so bad about it.
Speaker 1:I had that same feeling. I watched it the first time and I thought there is no way what I just watched really happened. Like I must have made up part of that show in my head just now, because it's bananas. It is that shit crazy. I mean the beginning, where they they just decide to put about a 12 minute straight up magic act into the show, with dumb illusions and everything.
Speaker 3:Wait, there was a 12 minute magic act and I missed it it easily was 12 minutes.
Speaker 4:It's so much so that in the we're okay to keep talking about this part. But, like in the magic act, the, of course, the two magicians, the two illusionists, they happen to, for whatever reason, just go with me here. They happen to have the professor and his. And what is she? A detective McKenzie. She's a captain, she's captain.
Speaker 3:She's the best. I thought she was a detective.
Speaker 4:They happen to have her then both in the audience.
Speaker 3:She's also a beat cop.
Speaker 4:They call them up on the stage on purpose, make some huge elaborate joke about how their cops and then, wait for the punchline. If you were planning on any crime, wait till they've disappeared.
Speaker 2:Horrible joke.
Speaker 4:Oh, yeah, yeah and then they put her into the. We're going to saw you in half, you know yes, yes. And then they disappeared. The illusionist disappeared themselves, leaving the professor and McKenzie on the stage while she's cutting half to just then riff and he vamped pretty well. He vamps.
Speaker 1:Well, they're not the show I thought the show was over, but they're backstage setting up the next act.
Speaker 4:Yeah, like seemingly for like a long time, and he's just out there asking the audio and which, which half would they save of this police officer? The bottom half or the top half? I know what I would say Well it depends on which base they want.
Speaker 1:Well, I know that's what I mean. I would say first I mean second and third base. For sure, you know, paint those guts and then the legs would even be in the way.
Speaker 4:I also just wrote illusion scene will never end.
Speaker 3:And then the legs won't even be in the way.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because they were chopped off in a separate box.
Speaker 4:Okay, they were chopped off where, at the thigh Also, you find out in this scene he is part man, part animal, part comedian and part illusionist.
Speaker 3:Well, that makes sense. He's not just part animal. I just got you Chad, you did miss.
Speaker 1:They have a whole intro, yes, about animal now. So they we agreed in when you were in the soundproof booth that the producers watched the first episode. Yes, and they all agreed that nobody knew what in God's name was going on. Hmm, and so they have about a minute and a half exposition introduction where they they make him sound like oh, what's it? Jesus Christ, the rich super blonde playboy that, oh that rapes.
Speaker 3:Oh Jesus, he's a rapist, but who?
Speaker 1:holds a dark secret and they introduce his dad, and I mean all kinds of.
Speaker 4:His dad dies and turns invisible. He disappears and it's just his dad's clothes.
Speaker 3:Oh, he's like you guys.
Speaker 1:Oh, you know what I delight, that you delight in that joke.
Speaker 3:The joke will only really make it to fruition one day, when my dad dies.
Speaker 1:That's when it will really, and then we're going to party.
Speaker 4:Because then I'll finally, prompto eulogy when we are not asked to do so, we're actually asked not to do so.
Speaker 1:That one part of the, where they say in the funeral does anybody have anything else they'd like to contribute? Or say we immediately stand up in unison.
Speaker 4:Yes, walk to the wearing the most outrageous outfits. One good imagine.
Speaker 1:And then we line up next to the pulpit and just wait and Tony's holding up a boom box playing.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, Thanks for that. I like that.
Speaker 3:The only other thing that I said about the last five minutes was that I did write down that. I'm really happy I only had to watch the last five minutes. The only reason I will renew is if it will make Jason angry.
Speaker 2:Fast forward to yes, you're right.
Speaker 3:Because the only reason we're watching this now is because of Jason.
Speaker 4:Honestly, like I know that it's. It's a whole thing you guys are doing to piss me off and that's why you're voting these things.
Speaker 2:I get it you were the one who voted to renew.
Speaker 4:There's no way that you guys could could care about me at all.
Speaker 3:You could have voted to cancel.
Speaker 4:I also can't stop it, because this is it is bad. I have to just say it's bad, but at least it's fun. You watched it.
Speaker 1:It's silly.
Speaker 4:Because I don't want to disappoint Brian.
Speaker 3:Oh, oh see, I just accept that I disappointed him constantly.
Speaker 1:Chad, chad, you don't have no room to talk because you hate voted to renew just because you thought it would piss Tony off on the last show, and then he used it against you and there were boom to renews right on the table no I was trying to.
Speaker 3:Because you know I'm going to renew this shit. I love it.
Speaker 4:I mean I was in a lot of pain but I was in a lot of pain and I was in a lot of pain and I was really in pain. I'm so sorry I was in pain because you were pissed about Michael Jackson. So it's trying to make interesting, interesting podcast.
Speaker 1:No, I think you were hate voting because it wasn't pissed about Michael.
Speaker 2:Jackson not being the real.
Speaker 3:Michael Jackson.
Speaker 1:No, no, it's like that would be a good you know what? Let's read more from Chad. She has a great idea Chad was wrong. Oh, ok, that's what it says.
Speaker 3:Was there a period at the end or was it more like a title?
Speaker 1:Gross.
Speaker 4:It just said Chad's identity. Chad was wrong.
Speaker 3:Chad was wrong and end of story. No, I was trying to. I thought everybody wanted to cancel it legitimately. The last time I legitimately would have voted the opposite of whatever the table was doing, just because I thought it was interesting. But I was wrong, I admit it. As usual, I was wrong.
Speaker 1:Well, what you missed in this one was there is a brand new transformation scene of him turning into a hawk.
Speaker 3:Oh, because he was a hawk last time, but we didn't ever see him turn into a hawk. That's right, that's right.
Speaker 1:And this time it features feathers poking out of skin.
Speaker 2:It is terrifying.
Speaker 1:It features hook beak and point chin. What's hook beak? It's when your upper lip, nose, yeah, the upper part of your teeth, fuse to your nose and it turns into a giant beak.
Speaker 4:Oh yes, it is haunting. Yes, it's really hard to watch what happens to the clothing.
Speaker 3:Once again they explain the clothing.
Speaker 1:Once again they don't explain that at all. It goes to middle heaven for a little while and then, when he transforms back out of bird form, it comes down from heaven where it's been with Jesus for a bit.
Speaker 3:Do you think that when he transforms out of an animal back into a man, that it's almost like those clothes have been to the dry cleaner?
Speaker 1:Yeah, well, sometimes when he transforms in this episode, he's wearing a completely different outfit.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I mean, I feel like that could be a cool thing that he's like shit, this is wrinkly, and he's like I'll turn into a worm.
Speaker 1:And then he comes back from the worm and he's like yeah, I got new clothes. A little giant, a little tiny, tiny worm with a tuxedo one, Can he?
Speaker 3:turn into like a flea? I wonder.
Speaker 4:Anything, I mean. That's why we're going to have to. But is an animal, is an?
Speaker 3:insect also an animal.
Speaker 4:It's an animal kingdom.
Speaker 1:Yes, that sounds like you made that up. I feel like that was very no he just asked.
Speaker 3:Jack Pretend and he said Jack was wrong.
Speaker 4:Are animals. Are insects. Insects are animals.
Speaker 3:No, no, no, I think you just said animals are insects.
Speaker 4:It's like a square and a rectangle. I'm sorry, a square and a rectangle. They're both shapes A rectangle is a square, but a square is not a rectangle.
Speaker 1:Well, why don't you be the first person to ever Google our insects, animals and we'll see? This kind of heated debate keeps the listeners coming back.
Speaker 3:I don't think they are. I don't think they are.
Speaker 1:Well, there's really only Should we do prices right. Okay, a million. We're sharing. We're sharing in our heads yes, insects are definitely animals.
Speaker 4:This you heard it right here listeners.
Speaker 3:While breaking news. Does that website start with like a Q?
Speaker 4:This is just the Internet's, yeah it's just weird that he goes. That don't believe only weird that Tony now goes through like you porn and then like use it Search engine there.
Speaker 3:It's weird that he is like I don't understand.
Speaker 4:What's you porn? Well, he likes it because. Tell me more.
Speaker 3:Thank you more. Thank you, Marjorie Taylor Green.
Speaker 1:He's more of a red tube guy. Yeah, so there are only a couple of things that we absolutely have to talk about, and one of them has absolutely nothing to do with the show, and that is there is a scene with the creepiest little kid since the flash guy that didn't eat with cake.
Speaker 3:That was not creepy. The cake thing was not creepy. You're just so weird.
Speaker 1:Thank you, but this, this episode shows Okay, so Jesus Christ is in Hawk form.
Speaker 2:Wait he's a hog the first time that sentence has ever been said.
Speaker 1:Jesus is in Hawk form.
Speaker 3:Typically, jesus is more of a A dove.
Speaker 4:It doesn't sound like Jesus. I was wondering. Like the Marvel universe or is Jesus to? Hawk form.
Speaker 3:Do you think occasionally? Jesus is accidentally a pigeon, job, just like thinking about the wrong thing, and it just my disciples.
Speaker 2:Yeah, there you go, you're right and as a bird, that's good.
Speaker 1:Thank you. So Jesus is. Jesus is in Hawk form.
Speaker 3:That was a throwback, listeners like episode three.
Speaker 4:Yeah, you need to have been here since.
Speaker 1:That joke was for one person and maybe the people at the table.
Speaker 4:And I don't think they even listen anymore. Every joke is only for people at the table.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh my God. So so he is in Jesus is in Hawk form, and so he's doing two things. Chad at this, at this, he's reading lips. He is high enough in a tree to be watching. Yes, bad guy. Yes, make plans to kill cop lady and his partner.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:Is that?
Speaker 2:is it high OK?
Speaker 1:Tyrone.
Speaker 3:Oh right, it's kind of racist that they just had to cast another black guy. They're like, just like, oh, another black guy.
Speaker 4:Different guy, because they can't have white guys aren't named Tyrone, right.
Speaker 3:Was it the same character name?
Speaker 4:Same character, name, same guy. I mean same character, but different actor. Huh.
Speaker 1:Is this news to you, Jason? You seem bewildered.
Speaker 4:I am bewildered. Yeah, I think they don't call it Tyrone, they call it tyrant.
Speaker 3:I feel like Tyrone is more of.
Speaker 4:Brian's British nature. Oh, that's right.
Speaker 1:OK, so anyway, it was a long search for that.
Speaker 3:So the Hawk, the Hawk is high enough, he's high enough in a tree to observe the whole Bay area where they're making plans to kill cop lady.
Speaker 4:He's listening with his eyes.
Speaker 1:Yes, and apparently he's got a good enough hearing that he can hear across the Bay to understand that the cop and his partner are about to die, so he freaks out.
Speaker 2:In fact.
Speaker 1:I love the part where they zoom in on his eyes and he has freak out eyes for just a second on the Hawk, yeah, but at the same time he's low enough in the tree so that cut to a boy and his dad, who we find out later is Captain America, which is another sentence that nobody's said until just now. They creep up on Jesus Christ the Hawk in the tree with a net, the fishing net.
Speaker 1:A fishing net, they're sneaking up behind him, they're hawk trapping. They do, they use that. I mean, did you hawk trap with your dad? I mean, it sounds like something he would do you know, trap hawks, I don't know, but he uses his net and captures the Hawk. He bags a hawk, which that is not a thing.
Speaker 3:How do you catch for a?
Speaker 4:hawk man, even the pictures of the image of him with his net. And this hawk, who's clearly like it, looks like a real bird.
Speaker 1:No, it doesn't.
Speaker 4:Yes, it does. It looks like they've maimed a bird in this giant.
Speaker 1:They probably glued a bunch of feathers.
Speaker 4:Look at this bird I killed. But they get the bird and then the kid's like OK, what do we do with it now?
Speaker 3:It's like we eat it.
Speaker 4:So that's what they do. They call the zoo. I mean, all the dad is like well, little Johnny, that's what a cool thing you just did. But we go with the catching of the bird Wait they call the zoo.
Speaker 1:Wait, no, back up, see, that's the other baffling part.
Speaker 3:They're trapping hawks to put them in zoos. Well, they trapped them on.
Speaker 1:Jesus Christ, I wasn't sure, if they were going to use the hawk for bait, where would you put Jesus?
Speaker 4:I guess in the zoo. See I think this whole three or four minutes of the show is the dumbest TD I think I have ever seen in my entire life.
Speaker 1:It is so stupid so they freeze frame cut away for commercial.
Speaker 3:I can explain the hearing, though. He's got super hearing at all times, doesn't he? Yes?
Speaker 1:Birds don't have super hearing.
Speaker 3:No, no, no, but I'm saying the professor does.
Speaker 1:The professor does. Oh, so he's hearing through other animals.
Speaker 4:I guess they demonstrate it earlier in the episode when there's the bomb.
Speaker 3:We're going to turn the taxocad and also it's got a bomb and it hears it ticking. Oh, that's right, and the previous episode too, where he hears the students talking in the class. He can always hear really well and I wonder, do you think that plagues him a little bit and maybe that's why he rapes Jesus?
Speaker 4:Because of all the stuff he hears all the time, he cannot stop going to rape.
Speaker 3:It's not that I can't stop, it's that the dude is a rapist. Gives off that vibe.
Speaker 1:Gives off that vibe for sure. So it cuts to a commercial and when it comes back the kid is real sad. But the dad chads to your point. He's in a telephone booth and he's super excited and it's basically like OK, ok, all right, see you soon. Hangs up the phone, runs over to his kid, who's sad, and, looking at the pile of hawk, jesus is in his net at his feet not moving, and he's like what's wrong, little guy, I think it's dead. And he's like, hey, thanks, tony. He was like, yeah, I think it's dead. And the guy's like, oh, shucks and shoot, let's take it out of the net to see what happens. And, jesus Christ, the hawk was tricking them, he was playing dead chat.
Speaker 1:He was playing possum oh he was playing possum and they get him out of the net and what does he do? He flies away.
Speaker 3:Now can you play possum without being a possum.
Speaker 4:Well, what he's doing is he's playing man, playing hawk, playing possum.
Speaker 1:And what he does too, before he flies away, is he takes three loaves of bread and feeds a whole crowd.
Speaker 3:Well, and for our younger listeners, a phone booth is.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no shit, so they called the zoo.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so they were calling the zoo which is nothing.
Speaker 1:No one has ever picked up a phone and called the zoo. No, they do. My dad did.
Speaker 3:This is fucking crazy they call. I have I have since learned, as a friend of mine is now working in the science department, that fucking people call universities and then like we'll also say that they've already called the zoo about this crazy thing that they found in their yard. It's a thing Like wow, weird people, I guess, who don't understand how the internet works, tend to make phone calls and have no friends. I think about finding something crazy.
Speaker 4:I just call friends or eat it. I don't need it. No, not necessarily, jabox. So your dad called the zoo once. Yeah, he found that's when I was a kid and found a coral snake.
Speaker 3:Did it have two heads? One on each side?
Speaker 4:It was you know, it was just really really big. He'd never seen one this big. I mean, it was enormous. And he thought it was interesting and so he called the zoo and see if they wanted it, and they said no, so he cut its head off and killed it.
Speaker 1:And ate it.
Speaker 4:Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 1:It wouldn't surprise me Put it past it. Yeah, put it in the barbecue, we'll figure it out.
Speaker 3:A corn snake or a coral snake? Coral snake, yeah, like they're super poisonous right. Yeah.
Speaker 1:I don't know if I would know what one looks like.
Speaker 3:Red and yellow.
Speaker 1:Friendly fellow. No, that's not how it works. Is that how you remember it? They?
Speaker 3:kind of look like a corn snake, but they have brighter colorings.
Speaker 2:All right.
Speaker 1:Well, so that's the episode, guys.
Speaker 2:Woo.
Speaker 1:I mean, unless there's any scenes you want to talk about which I have like three more, but I'm trying to be merciful and a benevolent leader.
Speaker 4:There are things I'm in the weeds on, but they're not worth talking about.
Speaker 1:I mean, there is the part where you sound a little defeated. So the plan to assassinate Jesus Christ? I love this so much.
Speaker 2:OK, well, good, we might get a vote. You're the animal, that's great.
Speaker 1:I really admire your support, Jesus.
Speaker 4:Well, Jason did ask me to pull a clip, so I pulled an audio clip for him.
Speaker 1:Oh, ok, I don't know if he wants to talk about it. What clip did you hear? Oh, you know what? I really hope it's the prices right, oh, by the way, Chad, here's that boy.
Speaker 2:Yes, who will be here? That's the dad. Well, thank you, they're on their way, son. Well, what's wrong? He just kind of collapsed. I didn't mean to hurt him. Honest, I'm sorry, son. He looks dead.
Speaker 1:You tricked him.
Speaker 3:I was curious, was there a laughter in the back room.
Speaker 2:I'm glad, dad.
Speaker 4:Or was there somebody else.
Speaker 2:I don't know, but what's?
Speaker 4:crazy is that Manuel, in hawk form he goes to a tractor trailer that has his partner and the cop lady are in the trailer of the truck and she like knows now right, she knows, she knows. And the bad guy has says that they need to die, and so they decide. The best way to kill them is to put them in an 18-wheeler vehicle.
Speaker 1:Yes, and drive it In broad daylight, in broad daylight and drive it off the end of the pier, the end of the pier into the water?
Speaker 3:Are they in the cab, or are they in the?
Speaker 2:trailer trailer.
Speaker 1:They're in the trailer park. Can I just tell you about missed opportunities. When this whole scene was going down and, jesus Christ, the hawk was flying towards the semi-tractor trailer, I was praying with every ounce of my spirit that the hawk would fly into the semi-tractor trailer and drive it away.
Speaker 4:Yes, I was expecting that, but unfortunately they just use a really bad hook hand-hawk hand. Hook hand-hawk. You can tell it's like on a stick and it pulls the pin out of the back of the truck. Still better than the felt cat hand.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's true, almost as bad. It would have been cool if it went down and picked up the truck with its talons and then flew away with it.
Speaker 1:That would have been infinitely better. Yeah, so would the hawk driving it away going you know, with the horn or whatever.
Speaker 3:I also saw a video this week of a ha, not a hawk a bald eagle stealing like a car. Like an animal from a tiger, or like a cheetah, or like a puma or something like that.
Speaker 1:Oh, great story, yeah, I know, Way better than this episode. Well, guys, I think we've reached the end of our journey on episode two.
Speaker 4:What do you think? I think we have?
Speaker 1:yeah, what do you guys? Anything else you want to say? Tony, I know you took a lot of notes. You had a lot on your mind. How are you feeling about wrapping it up?
Speaker 3:Sure, you want to play another game?
Speaker 1:I'm good. You guys want to read more obits.
Speaker 3:Can we do more funeral music? Chowbox that made us all so sleepy.
Speaker 1:Well, that was a massive power down.
Speaker 3:Chowbox. It was the music Can we can Chowbox?
Speaker 1:Well, that's because funeral music should be soothing.
Speaker 3:But I feel like Chowbox needs better music.
Speaker 1:OK, we'll get a really good Chowbox bet, just as a reference.
Speaker 4:I don't want that kind of music in my funeral. What do you?
Speaker 3:want the Chowbox music or the funeral music. Yeah, the funeral music.
Speaker 4:Price is right, is actually horrible, but at least it's upbeat.
Speaker 1:You want something like this oh yeah, oh, that's badass right yeah.
Speaker 4:No, honestly, I just want top gunplay the whole time. I just want the whole time. I just want the whole time.
Speaker 3:What if we can't get that and instead we have to do foot lose?
Speaker 4:I don't want that. And what if we can't get foot?
Speaker 1:lose, so we have to do our own interpretation of foot lose. Why don't we vote to cancel a renew?
Speaker 4:And then foot lose.
Speaker 1:Do you do? Do you do Dancing?
Speaker 3:We can't get the right, so we have to lose feet. Loose feet Because you can't get the right For your funeral.
Speaker 2:Moose meat, moose meat, loose Sweet.
Speaker 1:That is so dumb, god radiance. All right, so this is the point in the show mercifully called cancel and renew. So we're going to go around the table and decide whether or not Manimal, especially episode two, was a big enough impression on us to renew and go move forward to episode three or cancel it. And then we'll have to wheel in the big giant wheel and see what fate has in store for us on a new show. So we're going to start the voting with Tony. Tony, what is your vote on Manimal? Cancel or renew, renew oh, you tricked us there for a second.
Speaker 2:No, he didn't.
Speaker 4:That's one renew.
Speaker 1:We're going to go over to JLS. Jls what is your vote on? Cancel or renew Manimal? Why are you holding your breath?
Speaker 4:Oh, is he going to?
Speaker 1:cancel. Oh, that's a shocker. No man, all right, so we're going to go over to Chad, chad. What is your vote for? Manimal, cancel or renew?
Speaker 2:Hey Brian, Do you think that?
Speaker 1:Yeah, hang on just one second. Excuse us boys for just one minute. Oh, ok, excuse us yeah, chad go ahead.
Speaker 3:Do you think that this decision will have an impact on my friendship with Tony or Jason?
Speaker 1:I think Jason definitely Fuck. I know who cares, right, he's a big dick.
Speaker 3:No, no, no. He gave me a ride here and I need a ride home, I'll give you.
Speaker 1:I'll give you Listen. After we dinner I'll give you a ride, maybe halfway home. No, thank you, ok. Ok, all right back. Hey guys, sorry you had to step away for a second there. Go ahead, cancel, oh fuck. Well, I'm just going to. I hate Chad, the look on.
Speaker 2:Jason's face right now.
Speaker 3:It's just made me feel so good. It's the same reason I got an Xbox.
Speaker 1:I just love him so much, I just love him so much. You just aim to please, don't you.
Speaker 4:I knew you were going to kill. I knew it. I just knew it. Oh, I'm so excited. Oh, look at Jason's face.
Speaker 1:I'm going to cast my vote, and my vote on Manimal is renewed.
Speaker 2:So it's time, so we it's time.
Speaker 4:That was wet.
Speaker 1:It's sorry, man, I'm making room for that chicken. You know what I mean, buddy. All right, so we've got a tie. So it's a tie table two for renew, two for cancel. So in those circumstances, we go to our good friend Siri on Tony's laptop. No, I'm sorry, my laptop it's always goes really well, and this goes always goes perfectly.
Speaker 1:We're going to go to Siri and Siri's going to flip a coin. If it's heads JLS and Chad, it's a cancel, if it's tails, it's a renew, all right. So we're going to ask Siri to flip a coin, all right, here we go. This is the. This is the official coin flip. Hey, siri, flip a coin. Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, you tried Chad.
Speaker 4:That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 1:I'm doing my best for you. Excellent, All right boys. So.
Speaker 3:I'm last five minutes. No, I'm last five minutes, bitch, I am last five minutes.
Speaker 4:I win either way this week.
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Speaker 4:The next episode is Night of the Scorpion.
Speaker 1:That sounds terrible. Even already it sounds terrible, but I can't wait to watch it. You better turn into a scorpion. You think?
Speaker 3:Then we'll know that scorpions are animals.
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