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Aquaboy is a podcast where we explore the annals of television history finding shows, that try as they might, only made it a single season. Did they deserve cancellation or a second chance? We’ll decide.
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Episode 1.41 'Manimal' Part 2
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The Aquaboys are beginning to realize why Manimal comes with such a dubious reputation. Even with a retooled exposition-filled intro, this show still bewilders even the most attentive viewer. Loads and loads of filler, off-putting transformations, unnecessarily complicated smuggling plans, father-son hawk trapping and vastly overpowered birds all contribute to complicated feelings about this show. There is a very good chance this is all leading to a very heated ‘Cancel or Renew’ debate. Also, one of the Aquaboys debuts a brand-new segment!!
Manimal is an American superhero television series created by Glen A. Larson and Donald R. Boyle, it ran on NBC from September 30 to December 17, 1983. The show centers on the character Jonathan Chase (Simon MacCorkindale), a shape-shifting man who can turn himself into any animal he chooses. He uses this ability to help the police solve crimes. The series ended after a brief eight episode run, but has since become a minor cult classic.
The following program is rated TV MA LSV and contains strong language, sexual situations, violence and nudity.
Speaker 1It is intended only for mature audiences. Viewer discretion advised Previously on the Aquaboy podcast. Tony, when you were breathing.
Speaker 3Were you referencing the show that we're going to talk about today? Was that like a show, a nod to the show, or was that just?
Speaker 4you being you. It wasn't. Well, it was a little bit of both, because I wrote down in my notes, like that breathing sounds like Tony masturbating, oh wow. You mean Well, what's the show you talking about? Yeah, it's also weird that every time Tony masturbates, somebody plays the drums behind me. Yeah, I've seen music.
Speaker 1Well, he hires me to do that he does.
Speaker 4He does A yard ago.
Speaker 1I'm not bad on the bongo and the Jamaican barrel drum.
Speaker 4It just gets really cozy in my little toilet room. What tradition of drums you're really bad at. It's weird. If you just can't Trap, said I'm not good at, why is that? It just doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1Well, it's part of my heritage.
Speaker 3I don't OK it's how you know he's rich just because he hires all of us to be there whenever he jerks off. That's never.
Speaker 1I've never seen you there. Where are you hiding?
Speaker 3Oh well, I'm behind the toilet.
Speaker 4That is how do you squeeze? Well, because he doesn't know if Tony is going to shame masturbate or not. So if he does, then Chad's there with Tony isn't all masturbation?
Speaker 3The shame master.
Speaker 1What? What masturbation is not shame? Tell me of this thing. So in the shower with the water running, not shame. But on the toilet right after you took a dump, is that shame?
Speaker 4Like front porch, not shame?
Speaker 2You know, because, like you're right, he has no shame.
Speaker 1I don't think you know, no, no, well, I'm just saying, if you did that, you're doing that.
Speaker 4If you're doing that, then it's a it's no shame.
Speaker 1So front porch masturbating? No shame. Correct On the toilet after a dump.
Speaker 3lots of lots of shame you should feel during a dump more shame.
Speaker 1I've never tried that. How's that? It's hard to time.
Speaker 4That's because you dumped in like 30 seconds.
Speaker 1What's that? Go on, I'm a super fast pooper.
Speaker 3Your, your asshole is so huge that he just all like it's not a famous person.
Speaker 1special correspondent Lane coined the phrase it's not shitting if you don't have to work at it. Yeah, ah yes.
Speaker 1Welcome a traffic listener to America's most popular podcast, the Yachtboy podcast, the podcast where we for strong, well cut, some of us uncut television minds. Take a we watch shows from the 80s and 90s that only lasted a single season and wow, and that only lasted a single season. We try to determine if those powerful television executives were absolutely right in canceling these train wreck shows or totally wrong. My name is Brian Miller and I'm welcoming you and trepid listener to podcast history.
Speaker 2Oh, jesus, jesus, Sorry about that.
Speaker 4You feeling that?
Speaker 1vodka buddy. Little bit, little bit I've been, I've been laying it off a little bit, laying off a little bit. Oh hello, no, take two, are you serious? No, that's way too much work, we'll do it. Live my cohost, my gosh. I heard somebody over there. Is that my cohost?
Speaker 1That is my cohost for the show, the perpetual third wheel, mr Athletic Bill, little half pound, the show apologist and grooming enthusiast my best friend Tony. Tony, welcome to the show. Thank you, I'm feel very welcome. Thank you Really getting a lot of support from the real quick, Brian, yeah, Jaguar.
Speaker 4Jaguar.
Speaker 1Jaguar.
Speaker 4Jaguar. Jaguar Now the British version.
Speaker 1Jaguar See that sound. They both sound exactly the same.
Speaker 4Jaguar.
Speaker 1Jaguar, jaguar, jaguar, jaguar. All right, well, you couldn't wait. You couldn't wait. I'm offering color commentary throughout Part time. Amateur costume mascot, the unrushed urinator, foot fetish pioneer, my doe, my ray and the smartest awkward boy, jason. Let me be the first to welcome you to the show.
Speaker 4Thank you, oh, oh, my God, thank you so much. I love you, and this is wheels off already.
Speaker 1I am super excited. Uh oh, what are we doing? Passing notes? Why is?
Speaker 4this the only British word he knows. Also, Brian is having a hard time reading today.
Speaker 1Well, I will tell you.
Speaker 4Vodka has a big impaired reading ability.
Speaker 1No, no, no, Part of the thing is I re-did the show, the running notes. You know the show notes here.
Speaker 4The run of show.
Speaker 1And I'm realizing that I might have used too small of a font.
Speaker 4Is it time for some five-meeters? It might be readers.
Speaker 1But, jason, let me be the first to welcome you to the show and also over on microphone number four, the junior production specialist executive class, my fourth line of succession friend child projie, speed skater installment plan, virgin orgasm truther gaydar dodger and subtly attractive participant prize friend Chad, welcome to the show. I'm so glad you're here, thank you.
Speaker 3Are there any other British pronunciations that you tend to do? I don't think so. I thought it was going to be a whole episode on that.
Speaker 2What about? What about? There's this one?
Speaker 1You must have a cockney.
Speaker 2Wait, that's not.
Speaker 3That's not, no, that's what about herbs? What?
Speaker 2about herbs.
Speaker 3Do you pronounce it herbs? I say herbs, oh okay.
Speaker 1I wonder if it's my Iowa and Minnesota upbringing? Yeah, there's a lot of British people there. No but it's really close to the UK. You don't even know.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 1I mean it's, you don't even know.
Speaker 3It's like almost part of the United Kingdom. I don't know.
Speaker 1I mean, I've been friends with, with special correspondent Lane for a long time and I'm sure that at some point we talked about Jaguar and he wouldn't have. He would have easier as per. What a perked up if. If I would have said something, it's Jaguar. Jaguar.
Speaker 4Even in the British pronunciation you are like you're still adding like an extra A at the end. Yeah, you are Jaguar. The British one is like Jaguar.
Speaker 1Jaguar, jaguar.
Speaker 4The R is not being like pronounced, yet because you're putting a Jaguar.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 4Jaguar, do you call French fries chips? You're finishing it with an uh.
Speaker 1No, there's no, uh, all right Jaguar.
Speaker 4What do you guys? What do you guys? Do you call it the windscreen or the boot, the bonnet?
Speaker 1of your car. Do you ever go to?
Speaker 4the Lou.
Speaker 1No, I go to the water closet.
Speaker 4You have a mind to get Gavna.
Speaker 1I mean you've known, you've been to my water closet so yeah, that's true, it's true. I do. I do take um what do you guys call ordering food at a restaurant? Go in there picking it up and taking it home.
Speaker 3Well, takeaway is what you're going to say. You say right, yeah, I say takeaway. Yeah, well, you're an episode of. You're an episode of you say to go, yeah.
Speaker 1I just always say takeaway, but I think that might be a northern thing to do, and who's a communist?
Speaker 2Huh, yeah.
Speaker 3Are British people are British people communists? I think so.
Speaker 4Last time I checked, oh, brian's.
Speaker 1Brexit yo.
Speaker 2Well, Brian.
Speaker 4You're British right.
Speaker 1Sure. Sure so listen, I'm not. I think only from that perspective.
Speaker 3When did you start drinking today? Just out of curiosity? Probably only 30 minutes ago.
Speaker 4Well, luckily he hasn't had anything to eat so. Perfect, oh good.
Speaker 3Perfect. Well, that's why we're getting takeaway.
Speaker 2I can't wait for the takeaway.
Speaker 3I know it's going to be so good. I'm trying to figure out now if I need to get takeaway ice cream or if we're going to have enough time to get ice cream.
Speaker 1I think we'll make it. We'll make enough time. We'll make it work, all right. Well it's good that I'm liquored up. I am ready. It's good that I'm liquored up. No, no, no, no, sir, sir.
Speaker 3Yes, you were last five minutes. Yes and it was a long five minutes.
Speaker 1I would say that, out of everything we've done, this is episode 41. So, out of the all the shows we've watched, you had the most incredible last five minutes of any show we've watched. I mean, what's the table say?
Speaker 4I agree, it is completely bananas. Bad shit, crazy.
Speaker 3No, I had a good one I had a good one with, I think, like the Hawk, the, the, the, the helicopter no the blue thunder, I think. I think I had a good one. Then there was a whole there's a whole mountain.
Speaker 4I don't recall what I've seen, if I, if I would, if I hadn't given a thousand years.
Speaker 1Yes, no, no, don't spoil it. Don't spoil it. Am I going to say anything?
Speaker 4specific to figure out of how the how this show ended. I would have never figured that out.
Speaker 2The things that that we saw.
Speaker 4I have so many feelings you can spoil it.
Speaker 3There's no way I can already tell Jason all of the episode.
Speaker 4They are all positive, jason, right, oh, they're all positive, okay, yeah, so let me throw this off there.
Speaker 1So if, if I would have given you a typewriter and infinity guesses. Could you have guessed all of the ways the henchmen would have been taken out in the last five minutes. No, my God.
Speaker 4I could have tried and tried and tried. Never Chats face is stuck in a way.
Speaker 3I, I'm imagining all. I mean. How many times have you watched the last?
Speaker 4five. Oh, just once, and it was it right before you drove over. Things are putting in the work, yeah.
Speaker 1It had to be because he texted us an hour before the show. Am I last five minutes? No, I just had to make sure.
Speaker 3I had to make sure that I understood the text right. No, and you texted me to come over.
Speaker 4I had literally just started it which is why I also like that you didn't know. You were last five when Brian literally rolled our giant wheel into his, into his studios and recorded it and recorded it for us.
Speaker 1Just because you guys were at each other's throat about who was going to be last five minutes.
Speaker 4We were so we were very, very crazy. I've never read texts that brutal it was. Honestly, I don't forgive you for what you said about my mother.
Speaker 3I didn't know so many things.
Speaker 4She is rhymed with my name.
Speaker 3That was really.
Speaker 1I didn't realize so many things rhymed with my name. Yeah, you know what I've been wanting to talk about you and your that was what I chose to text about here, the things that rhymed with your name.
Speaker 4It was very insulting.
Speaker 1No, you don't understand what a belittling rhyme or you are. Oh my God, rhymes are like knives, man.
Speaker 3I just, you know, I'm so happy that we're not going to wrap battle anymore, because I would give millions to see you guys wrap battle each other Really. I'll take millions, I'll do it Wait hold on Millions of what.
Speaker 4Correct Hold on.
Speaker 1Will these be like? I don't know.
Speaker 3Whatever Rageous bars, Whatever you spend in your country, what I feel like you should have said it in a British accent what do you spend in your country?
Speaker 1Back to the show, but Chad doesn't know about that. Remember when they insult.
Speaker 4Oh, no, I'm there, yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 3I got it. Yes, well before we, is it?
Speaker 1time for me to disappear? No, of course not. We have so much to get to before. Stop pushing the agenda a long time. Guys, I want you to listen very carefully. I've got breaking news. Breaking news we have a brand new segment on the show.
Speaker 3A new segment, so that's why I hit the breaking news sounder.
Speaker 1We've got a new segment and my co-host, tony is in charge of the new segment.
Speaker 3Is it a fucking game?
Speaker 1It's a media thing, man. So the segment has a title. We've really thought this through, we ran it through a lot of test audiences, what? Yeah, we've done a lot of work on this. We've polled a lot of listeners, a lot of surveys, right, I mean, it's been a lot of work Exhaustive.
Speaker 3Oh my gosh, the research they combine their powers.
Speaker 4I think it gets worse. I think you're right.
Speaker 1Okay, all right, we can hear you. So the new segment that we are proud, in fact, I'm going to hit the sounder again.
Speaker 3Oh proud.
Speaker 1Oops, that's not the sounder. There we go. The new segment celebrity highlights and onscreen wonders. Bulletin express.
Speaker 4Oh, what are you doing, wow?
Speaker 2Wow.
Speaker 4Say that again one more time Celebrity highlights, celebrity highlights and onscreen wonders. Bulletin express bulletin express yes, now Tony over to you. What's the acronym?
Speaker 1for that, uh, chow box. So over to the chow box.
Speaker 3Are you glad I picked up on that like right away. I am very impressed. I am very impressed?
Speaker 4No, we didn't, I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1That was very organic. We thought after, after we looked at everything he's going to report at this, all these celebrity highlights and onscreen wonders and bulletin express.
Speaker 4I mean, that's so ridiculous.
Speaker 1We decided that it was. It was a fitting name.
Speaker 3Were there celebrities in this episode In there.
Speaker 4We're about to find out.
Speaker 1Let's go to it. Over to the chow box news desk.
Speaker 4Chow box over to you. All right Chow box. It feels inappropriate it sounds good to me.
Speaker 3It's really it's.
Speaker 4It's real stupid game.
Speaker 2Oh, we do, it is a game.
Speaker 4Sort of a game.
Speaker 2Sort of a game Sort of a game, not a real year.
Speaker 3This is what I'm talking about, Jason.
Speaker 4Well, I had this idea because I noticed that about half the cast of the show is already dead, and so I wanted how long till the other half.
Speaker 3I wanted to make a game of are they dead or not?
Speaker 1Oh, OK, very good. And also listener, I know you're you're just as excited as this table for the new segment on the Aqua podcast, so we will rely on this segment every week. Every episode to bring us the latest in news, gossip, the highlights and on screen wonder bulletin express on the show that we're watching.
Speaker 3I love that there was music in the background, so he can't edit that part out.
Speaker 4Is this funeral home music? Yeah, because half of them are dead.
Speaker 2Are we just and so?
Speaker 4because this is an audio podcast I have visual aids oh. Ok, great Thank you.
Speaker 3This is really well thought out. Yes, that's very helpful. Listener, I'm like you. I don't know who was in this episode, nor do I give a fuck, so we do it. I heard together Tony Chow.
Speaker 4Box does it again. Chow Box with the heart hitting it's not questions.
Speaker 2Face smashing questions.
Speaker 3So, this is Simon Corkendale, who is say that Jesus Christ, he's the man, he's the animal yes, he is.
Speaker 4Yes.
Speaker 1That is a picture of him, and that's clearly when the show was debuting, because after that he would have nothing but sad face. Yeah Well yeah, pretty much. And, listener, we'll put all the Chow Box images on the Twitter feed.
Speaker 3You just wait. That's going to blow up. We're going to have like three.
Speaker 4Can you guys tell me, is this guy alive or dead? Brian Brian.
Speaker 1Brian. Oh, thank you, I would say he is still alive.
Speaker 4Oh Jason, oh Jason. Is he alive or dead?
Speaker 1He's dead, he's dead, he's dead, he's not dead, it's 50 fucking 50.
Speaker 3Jason 100 points.
Speaker 4I nailed it. Thank you, chad, you're welcome.
Speaker 1How come I never do this right? He died, brian. How did he die?
Speaker 4Animal cruelty oh my God, that would be amazing.
Speaker 1In cancer of the throat. Whoa, I'm what the fuck.
Speaker 4He died of throat and bowel cancer. You know that I've never been so excited to hear someone had throat and bowel cancer.
Speaker 3I just figured that it was called chow box, and so I just figured that that would naturally lead to throat cancer. What do you mean? I don't understand. What does chow box? Mean I guess a few. Enough Like chow now.
Speaker 4Well, like several celebrity highlights.
Speaker 1Yeah, I mean to me it means celebrity highlights and on screen wonders. Bulletin express. Oh, it's an express.
Speaker 4I mean wonders bulletin express is.
Speaker 3I feel like we need a new podcast, just called bulletin express.
Speaker 1I can't believe you guessed the right cancer. You're like a cancer whisper.
Speaker 2What is that?
Speaker 3Are we only 10 minutes into this podcast? I know, and it's going so well, yeah.
Speaker 4I can't wait for the next one of these people that may or may not be alive.
Speaker 3Yeah, that listeners will not be able to see or give a shit about.
Speaker 4Was also on Falcon Crest for two years. Yes, nice.
Speaker 1We said that last time.
Speaker 4In 1980, he was voted the most promising newcomer.
Speaker 3Gross. Why are we still talking about him? I thought we were just guessing if he was dead or well, I thought that we could.
Speaker 4I research.
Speaker 2Oh, so I have to say Tony's showing off.
Speaker 4Chow box, chow box. We need to like a theme song, all right.
Speaker 3So next, what can we do while they're doing this?
Speaker 2is Melody Anderson.
Speaker 1Melody Anderson, detective.
Speaker 4McKenzie.
Speaker 1What part of the show is that?
Speaker 4This isn't from the show this picture Okay, this picture just a picture of her. Let me describe it.
Speaker 3It's her. If you imagine you go to a car wash, that's a self washing car wash and they have the long for Brian.
Speaker 4This is for Brian.
Speaker 3Spray she is. She's using one of those giant hoses to spray it, but she has a giant crown on, almost like she's a witch, and she's what you're seeing this water.
Speaker 4This is from the movie Flash Gordon.
Speaker 1Oh, I love that movie yes.
Speaker 4Yes, she. She played Flash Gordon's girlfriend in Flash Gordon. Nice Is she alive or dead, jason? Yes, she's dead, brian. She alive or dead, brian? Yes, brian Alive, yes, way to go.
Speaker 2Yes, neato.
Speaker 4John, oh, I was just happy to see.
Speaker 3Brian's hands again, brian for the steal?
Speaker 4Yes, she is alive and she was in Flash Gordon, and she also appeared in the very first Victoria Secrets catalog.
Speaker 2Way to go.
Speaker 4Really.
Speaker 1I think I said that other picture that is similar to Victoria Secrets.
Speaker 3That is not similar to Victoria Secrets.
Speaker 1I like that underwear. That's nice.
Speaker 4Is that underwear? Wow?
Speaker 3It's a nightgown, it's got. That is not a nightgown.
Speaker 1I think it's keeping her very warm.
Speaker 4Yeah, I don't think I mean. I guess you could wear it at night.
Speaker 1Yeah. You know, so Well, I don't know if she would battle other nights, wow, all right.
Speaker 4Next person.
Speaker 3Since last time this is going so well, Chowbob.
Speaker 4Chowbob. How many more of these do we have? I hope a hundred, all right. Next, I'm starting to load these games more than the show. Oh my God.
Speaker 3So defeated Should we start a separate wheel for the show games and spin the wheel. Tony never knows which one's going to get better.
Speaker 4Chad or Jason's joys are not allowed to be on the board.
Speaker 1This is the next picture At least we made it a new segment. That's good, that's right.
Speaker 4Chowbob. Yes, so this is Lieutenant Rivera the who. Lieutenant Rivera? Who is that?
Speaker 1Don't worry, none of us know he's the head cop in the show. Oh, got you, got you, okay.
Speaker 4Fucking asshole he's in this episode.
Speaker 1Yes, he's in all the episodes oh okay. His name is opening scene. Oh, that's right. That's right, he's in the car, yeah.
Speaker 4Rennie Santoni is the name of the actor. Is he alive or dead? Chad Brian, chad, chad.
Speaker 3Is he alive or dead? I was going to try to get no points by not answering. I would say he's definitely alive. Oh, no shit.
Speaker 4God damn it no the sound's dead.
Speaker 2I won.
Speaker 3He's super dead, chowbob he is dead, he's dead. Let me guess Hit by a car.
Speaker 1Oh, brian, brian for the steal, brian for the steal.
Speaker 4Let's see.
Speaker 1Let me look at him. Let me look at him. Yeah, he died of.
Speaker 3Oh, this is more fun.
Speaker 1Hmm, I'm going to say that he was surfing and was attacked by barnacles.
Speaker 4Jason for the steal. Yes, jason, he was captured in an attempt to rescue an Amber Alert and he was a bystander and got hit by a A car A buffalo, a dump truck, a buffalo?
Speaker 1Oh okay.
Speaker 3Interesting. It's responsible for bringing back a lot of the buffalo in the United States. Does anyone want to talk about that?
Speaker 1Brian Brian. Yes, brian Chad this is my answer to Chad. No, okay, good job, brian. Yes, more points, way to go, okay so who was closer.
Speaker 4He died of throat and lung cancer. What yeah man?
Speaker 3I mean, I feel like throat cancer is a pretty normal thing to do Chad. Did you not feel that, or no, I said hit by a car.
Speaker 1Oh, okay.
Speaker 3All right.
Speaker 4Anyways, all right, I'm just going to go to my last one. I'm just curious why this is going on, did you guys? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, charlie we've got 50 more of these.
Speaker 3Did you guys come up with Chowbox before you came up with the game, or did you come up with the game and then Chowbox?
Speaker 1Oh, we're so creative all the time, I mean we're just coming up with stuff, right?
Speaker 3Yeah, I mean you got to make stuff in order to succeed.
Speaker 4Yeah or fail. We did not use Chad GPT at all for any of this.
Speaker 1No, nothing, no, Okay, who's next?
Speaker 4This is going to be the last one.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 4Why? So? Do you guys know who this person is? He was the bad guy. He was the bad guy in episode two Allusion. Zoltan, this is his name.
Speaker 1What that was his real name Zoltan. That's the character's name. No, I mean but, that's not his name.
Speaker 3If his real name was Zoltan, I was really going to be in. Why?
Speaker 2was. His name was Mr Gregory I thought it was a bad guy.
Speaker 1His Zoltan Gregory was his name. That is so stupid. Nobody gets a show name, it's a family name. Okay, the actor's name is Richard Lynch. He looks less burned here.
Speaker 3I mean he's dead. Is he live or dead, brian? Just curiosity. Did all the people you chose? Are they all dead?
Speaker 2No, Brian, I just skipped over it. The last one was alive.
Speaker 1Yeah, oh no, he had throat cancer.
Speaker 4Sorry, the one before that was alive and I was alone. The female was alive.
Speaker 1Yeah, I'm going to Brian. Brian, yes, he's dead. He is dead, yes, correct.
Speaker 4He died in 2012 with a heart attack.
Speaker 1Oh well, I was going to guess that. Oh sorry, jason, jason, heart attack, shit.
Speaker 4Good job, jason, you're so smart he's the smartest aqua boy Okay, now, you did say you mentioned that he looked like he was burned. Yeah, so interesting trivia about this guy.
Speaker 3So anybody else really enjoying this funeral music?
Speaker 4Is that in 1967, he took LSD and he set himself on fire Hisself. He set himself himself Hisself Jaguar. They then went.
Speaker 2They were on fire, he set himself on fire, wow.
Speaker 1At the Metropolitan Museum. That's why he looks burning in the show.
Speaker 4That's why he looks burning in the show. Okay Is because he did that whenever he was, I guess a teenager, so is this before the burning?
Speaker 1This is after burning.
Speaker 4Huh, yeah, you can tell like burned his nostrils.
Speaker 3One time I set my hand on fire while his bar is pending but I finished my drink. He's a bad guy. Good story, Chad.
Speaker 1He is an Ottoman, he played a bad guy. An Ottoman, an Ottoman. Oh, we must not have gotten that far.
Speaker 4And he played a bad guy in Blue Thunder. Oh what.
Speaker 1What would I give to go back to Blue Thunder right now? Shut up, shut up.
Speaker 4He was not.
Speaker 1PVC. He was PVC. Oh my God. That's my favorite bad guy of all of our shows, wow, okay.
Speaker 4Then real quick on to this guy. He played one of the bad guys for listeners who can't see what the fuck he's doing. It's an old looking guy.
Speaker 3He's got a white beard, wait, which, oh, he was the lawyer. He probably was on a boat. He was a lawyer, but he was, you all know who this is.
Speaker 4You all know who this guy is.
Speaker 3He was wearing a black shirt. He was a lawyer.
Speaker 4He was in a Dosekis campaign. He's the coolest man in the world. He's the most interesting man in the world. What part did he play in the show?
Speaker 1The lawyer, the one that was getting them back, massage was all super sexist, oh my God, yes, super, me too sexist Wow.
Speaker 4Cool.
Speaker 3And then this he's showing now a picture of a guy. Another picture of a guy Talking on a pay phone. On a pay phone Now, for I know we got a lot of young listeners For those of you who are young listeners a pay phone is a thing from back in the day.
Speaker 4He hates it so much.
Speaker 1He hates this whole concept of a show.
Speaker 4But actually this guy is in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. What the phone guy? This phone guy who plays, he's the kid's dad that captures the Falcon. We'll talk about this later.
Speaker 3Oh God, I think you would think he's in the Sprint commercials. Don't spoil it for Chad, but he's not, but who does he play?
Speaker 4But he plays an old man, a very important old man, in end game. Wait a minute.
Speaker 1Does he play old man, old man, captain America? Yes, he does.
Speaker 2Shut up Yep.
Speaker 1Wow, awesome. Well, he just became my favorite character in the show.
Speaker 4Okay, well, those last two facts were worth it. Chow Box wait a minute, what a great Chow Box. Thank you.
Speaker 3Are we plotting? Are we plotting? That's not all real clapping. A lot of that was recorded.
Speaker 1This was a great Chow Box.
Speaker 4Good Chow Box. It was good Chow Box. Honestly, it was the best one we have had.
Speaker 1I can't wait for more Chow Box. How about you guys? I?
Speaker 3just feel like I don't really understand Chow Box.
Speaker 1Well, it's celebrity highlights and on screen wonders. Bulletin express.
Speaker 4Yeah, I mean what else?
Speaker 1is there to describe it's pretty it explains everything.
Speaker 4It's actually a really long name to describe it.
Speaker 1No, no, the description is in the name.
Speaker 4That's what I was saying, it really lets you know.
Speaker 3Yeah, well, that makes sense.
Speaker 4How do you really feel, chad?
Speaker 3I don't know. Okay, chad, what do you feel?
Speaker 1All right, so let's let the Chow Box news desk Thank you for another update. This is great, chow.
Speaker 3Box to you, hey over to you and also with you.
Speaker 1Thank you, chow.
Speaker 3Box. I look forward to weeks and weeks of this.
Speaker 1I don't really feel like it's here being 100% upfront with your feelings about Chow Box.
Speaker 3I just like the prices right music better.
Speaker 1Can we do?
Speaker 4Chow.
Speaker 3Box to prices right. Next time no.
Speaker 4Dear God.
Speaker 3I just asked for that yeah.
Speaker 1No, don't bring it up. I feel like it's the music gets stuck in my head.
Speaker 3Tony, yeah, Tony, All right.
Speaker 1so over to next segment, random thoughts. Anybody have any random thoughts to share from since the last time we recorded.
Speaker 4I do have a random thought that kind of came up. What is your guys definition? Or you guys know the?
Speaker 3Don't say of sex. Of sex Don't say of sex, because I don't know Of sex.
Speaker 4No, what I'm going to say is you know how they have the analogy of baseball and sex. You know, first, second, third base.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 4What is your guys opinion on what constitutes first base, second base, third base? And then do you include a home run, or is it just the three bases?
Speaker 1Oh, there's for sure a home run.
Speaker 4No, there's three bases.
Speaker 1Okay, well, my how about? This thought comes to you. Okay, let's go around the table. What's your first base?
Speaker 4This thought came to me. It became. It was on a Reddit subreddit that I read about a girl who was 16 years old. Her and her boyfriend oh God, they had never had sex. Oh God, or they said they'd never had any. She said she was a virgin and she ended up pregnant. Oh God, I, she ended up pregnant. She was insisting that she never had intercourse with her boyfriend, and so it just was in the comments about it. Then people started talking about Did they have? Oh sorry.
Speaker 4They're talking about the first, second, third. There was a big argument about what was considered third base from person to person, so I just thought that was interesting.
Speaker 3The first base is the first argument about the third base is Is Ruby Haunch.
Speaker 4Is third base full penetration sex no.
Speaker 1Or is that a home run?
Speaker 2That's what I'm saying bro, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3Yeah, that's what I'm.
Speaker 4No, I think first base.
Speaker 3To me it was first base. First base is the kiss, the kissing, yeah, yeah, making out. Second base is the boobs. Second base is the boobs. Third base Overclothes, underclothes.
Speaker 4How ever you get the boobs. You get the boobs. It's just rattling boobs. I don't think I was that like. I don't think I was like. Well, second base with a lead off runner got underneath a bra.
Speaker 1No, it's just. Second base is boobs. Why did you say it in that voice?
Speaker 4Because I talked to myself about it.
Speaker 1That's his sex voice. Okay, so first base for me.
Speaker 4That's for bedtime time.
Speaker 2First base in my world was boobies, which I can't stop thinking about.
Speaker 4Second base was finger blasting, first base was boobs First, so you just skipped right past kissing.
Speaker 3Yeah, you know, he's not a big-on kissing, he's just going to get right down to business.
Speaker 4So no mugging down for you so first base was boobies.
Speaker 3Second base I like to kiss you.
Speaker 1I like to kiss you, oh wow.
Speaker 3This show just got good.
Speaker 4That's what we should have been doing. This show just got sexy. Let me see those lips.
Speaker 1Okay, there we go.
Speaker 2I knew that was coming, and then second, it's like I heard it just a second ago.
Speaker 1This is amazing, it's exactly the same I like that, I like that.
Speaker 4I like that, I like that, I like that, I like that, I like that, I like that I like that.
Speaker 1It's exactly the same.
Speaker 3We should do this at karaoke sometime.
Speaker 1I'll be the French woman. Oh my I swore Okay. So when this music plays, that means that Chad's dad was getting to first base.
Speaker 4Yes, so yeah, was your dad getting to home run during this?
Speaker 3I don't know what you're.
Speaker 2I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1I don't know what you're talking about. Wait, I didn't finish my basis, I know.
Speaker 3So first base for you is is definitely boobs.
Speaker 1And then second base was finger blast, yes. Third base was smash face, maybe Chow Box.
Speaker 3It's probably a better one.
Speaker 4Smash face.
Speaker 1Chow Box.
Speaker 4Oh, oh, oh and then and then home run was penetrate Shalom, so yeah, but like you, in order to even like get started, you got to go boobs. Like for you, you just like yeah, bro, it's happening before that?
Speaker 3Yeah, no, man, there's a whole makeout session that has to happen For years, for years you have to make out and then eventually they'll let you touch the booze.
Speaker 1Sheffield's super pissed about this broadcast.
Speaker 4I think, yeah, he's upset about Chow.
Speaker 1Box.
Speaker 2Disagreeing on the bases. I bet our foods here.
Speaker 1I promise, that is what I always thought bases were, but you're saying it moves around. So so first base is kissing, second base is boobies.
Speaker 3Yeah, that's that's what I think. Yeah, that's that's the feeling up, the feeling up to be.
Speaker 4I want to say feeling up. Overclose would be second base. Under Under the clothes is third base.
Speaker 3Oh, touching and then home run is You're giving two different bases to just boobs.
Speaker 2Well, not just. No, he was just saying touching anything over the clutch.
Speaker 4Touching over the clothes is second base, then under the clothes touching is third base, and then a home run is penetration penetration with the P and the V or the.
Speaker 2So it's a P in the mouth. Home run is an.
Speaker 3HR is a CS. Yes, home run Complete sex Gotcha.
Speaker 4Well, it's funny, though, in that subreddit they were actually talking about and they would use the P in V. It was really funny. That made me think about the. Oh, you read P and V and thought of us. Yes, I did.
Speaker 3That's nice.
Speaker 4Hilarious.
Speaker 3Chow Box.
Speaker 1So what is your, what's your definition?
Speaker 3Yeah, I did the kissing and then the feeling up and then the, the Painting guts, no, no what. No, the, the, the finger, what You're so gross.
Speaker 4However, in the updates for that, that reddit thread, it turns out that he was painting guts and he had. I guess some of his substances were on his fingers and he was fingerblasting her and wow, wow, that's how they think she got pregnant.
Speaker 1God, that's gorgeous.
Speaker 4What a beautiful thing to think about. Hyman was still intact.
Speaker 1I feel like.
Speaker 3I feel like. Second base is like above the ways. Third base is below the ways.
Speaker 4This couple feels having their story just well, she put it on Reddit.
Speaker 1There's no way they're a couple Well, but thank goodness we're handing it, handling it so delicately, we're very delicate.
Speaker 3You know what, if there's ever a show that people are going to say I wish they had started talking about the show earlier, this might be the one They've never said that.
Speaker 4No, but this will be the first time. Don't think this will be the first time.
Speaker 1So we got a show to talk about, episode two of of. Manimal animal called Dmitri Lifshitz illusion which aired October 14th 1983.
Speaker 3That explains a lot.
Speaker 1And yeah, manimal was the American superhero television series created by Glenn Larson and it's what we're watching. It's what we just watched. Chad, now you were last five minutes, which I think we all can agree was epic. But we're going to need you to go to the soundproof booth and we're going to do a quick fly over, talk about the show and we get back. We will be knee deep Some say balls deep in Manimal, paw deep. All right, guys, we're back and we have a show to talk about Chad's in the soundproof booth. So let's give a quick overview of the episode two of Manimal, called illusion, and I'm going to say right off the top, this was a tough watch. This was, first of all, it's the last five minutes, is the best five minutes we've ever seen. I mean, it is absolutely bananas.
Speaker 4Makes no sense.
Speaker 1But that is on top of an episode. That just makes no sense whatsoever.
Speaker 4I don't understand how the second episode of a show that was trying to like let me get airtime. You would think the second episode still has some juice. There is so much freaking filler in this thing? Oh, it's ridiculous and it is bad filler Like I would have, rather than just put like a picture of like cleavage on the screen for a minute and a half. They're just lazy, it's just laziness, but it you know.
Speaker 1So we endure a way too long magic show. We endure a way too long stuck in the semi tractor trailer. We endure a way too long car chase limo against Ferrari we endure a the limo one.
Speaker 2The limo one, yeah.
Speaker 1So basically, the premise for everybody listening is once again, our Jesus Christ, the Manimal, is solving the crime of the week. I'm not More smuggling, more smuggling, more work, more smuggling, more warehouses.
Speaker 4Generic smuggling and, I think, the same warehouses from episode, the exact same, what you think? The same shipping yard.
Speaker 1Yeah everything I mean they filmed both of them basically the same day there's a new Jesus Christ disciple, the new best friend, the black dude, is new, right, different actor.
Speaker 4He did not. He wasn't in the last one, right, yeah, he was. He was a different actor. They switched actors. What?
Speaker 1Yeah, cause the other guy was the wire guy, the mayor from the wire.
Speaker 2The mayor from the wire.
Speaker 1Who was this guy? Did you even look it up? Yeah, actually I did.
Speaker 4He's still alive. His name is Michael Roberts, and he was actually on Parks and Rec.
Speaker 1He was.
Speaker 4He was on Parks and Rec and he was in the movie Rain man.
Speaker 1So weird, anyway. So the episode is basically about smuggling and warehouses again, although this time, instead of smuggling things out with spas, they're smuggling it in to the US with a Using the hidden compartments under tiger cages.
Speaker 4Yeah, in the magic show, All the stuff that has a hidden compartment where they hide all the illegal stuff. There's got to be an easier way, like there's just got to be a better way than below A tiger cage A tiger cage.
Speaker 1I got a hand at two of them. Oh my God. I mean, if they're gonna decide on something that basically throws off the radar, then for sure they're gonna wanna basically hide it with the animals, right. I mean, I guess I mean this was so off the radar that I mean they're going to avoid customs, they're going to avoid it, all right.
Speaker 4I mean I guess. So I guess you wouldn't wanna mess with that much pussy.
Speaker 2No, I'm saying because, like the tigers, sorry the tigers, no, no, I know.
Speaker 1I know you like to call big cats pussies.
Speaker 4I know you just Well. I just that's how I grew up. That is your British word. That's literally how I grew up.
Speaker 1Yeah, so there is an absolute obscure way that they're trying to get away with smuggling. We have an ultra violent bad guy who has a lot of burn face. And is from what country?
Speaker 2I'm from Bulgaria.
Speaker 1Supposedly.
Speaker 4Bulgaria, bulgaria.
Speaker 1Yep, bulgaria, who is running a illegal fur smuggling operation Like this is everything they baked into episode two. Now, what are we disappointed on episode two of Matthew Star as well. I know we were missing. We were disappointed with Matthew Star in general, but didn't they just shit the bed on episode?
Speaker 4two, like it was. Yeah, wasn't that the one where he was gonna go to the movies and then?
Speaker 1Was that Was?
Speaker 4it Because he. Oh, okay, I was thinking was that Like that, or was that?
Speaker 1Episode two, the one with the stunt man, that they already went super cheap and he ran into his friend from high school who was a stuntman.
Speaker 4I think that was the third, that was three, I was a third.
Speaker 1I remember being unbelievably disappointed that that's the best they could do, though Maybe that was the second episode.
Speaker 4I think number three was whenever, with his powers, he makes the lawnmower roll over the the paint and shit. Well, I that was just disappointing because they stopped. He stopped being hunted by other aliens. I mean, that's the whole fucking purpose of this whole show and there were, aside from the pilot, there was never anybody trying to kill him. It was about paint. We're already talking about Matthews.
Speaker 1Fuck you guys. Star, we want to make sure we bring it up, so you'll be here. You'll come show up more.
Speaker 4Okay, real quick before we go into the rest of it and have to bring Chad in. But I'm just a little curious. I Didn't think that we watched episode one of Manimal, that there was the introduction, that there was as much like Exposition, yeah, but there was like the whole thing where the announce of Oasis on. He's like the man with the darkest of past. He searches for his father's legacy.
Speaker 1Yeah, it was a reminder me of Night Rider and I like the intro at night, right?
Speaker 4Yes, but it was all this exposition that you would have thought you would have learned an episode one and I was like I didn't learn.
Speaker 1Yeah, there's no back story. I think. I think they might have come, they might have aired the pilot, and then everyone was like nobody knows what the hell is going on. So, yeah, and this is gonna fix it?
Speaker 4I mean, well, it kind of guessing they're gonna, because in this little montage that they showed it's probably gonna be flashbacks from later on episodes when they're because they show an image of his father Dying and his dad disappears in his clothes, or just the only thing left.
Speaker 1He died like a Jedi yeah.
Speaker 4He just disappeared. His father was a manimal too, is what I'm yes.
Speaker 1I mean like that's what but his father really didn't die, right, his father, I thought his father knows father in the in the flashback he evaporated and then it suddenly showed a falcon in the sky. I guess they're implying. Maybe he turned into a bird, I don't know forever. Yes, kicking bird, kicking bird, all right. Well, I mean, listener, let's just say that this was. There's just not a lot going on, there's just a knot. It was a lot of filler, a lot of Transitions. We did see a new transition, so I went back and watched episode one, because I was only last five minutes last episode and it was just Jaguar transitions.
Speaker 1It was just a Puma and it was but this episode they expanded on Puma and they also had a very weird hawk transition which I thought that I thought that that would creep you out, it was haunting, it was terrifying when his face turned into like a pointy nose. Oh my god it was like it was like watching the movie leprechauns from the yes, so gross 90s, whenever that was and and you know what, I didn't think that I could be grossed out by Feathers poking through skin.
Speaker 4Oh, my god, yes creepy.
Speaker 2Oh shit.
Speaker 1Yeah, and again that transformation which went from they are clearly only filmed one transformation, because it was nighttime when he turned into a bird and and then he turns into a bird in broad daylight. Then it's back to nighttime again.
Speaker 3Turn to the transition.
Speaker 1Yeah but so that was a new transition and they didn't. He didn't turn into a, into a Puma until the very end. So they really stuck with the bird thing. Giving birds, I mean, am I, am I to believe that birds have that good a hearing? I think?
Speaker 4no, well, no, he's. He's a bird using his hearing from another animal. He hears through other animals.
Speaker 1I think. I think he's using his powers don't make anything.
Speaker 4He's using his hawk vision to read his lips.
Speaker 1No hawk vision. Oh, okay, I said okay, I think he?
Speaker 4because there, whenever he's a hundred feet away, watching the the bad guy on the phone call, who he's basically saying? Everything they're about to do and they're focused just on his lips. This is just a shot of his lips. So I think they're saying that the Hawk Jesus hawk is reading the lips of the bad guy. He's not actually hearing with his ears, he's hearing with his eyes. Now you know, you're hearing with his eyes is not a thing I thought you would say today.
Speaker 1You know that I get confused on handicaps. I'm sorry, so for you to tell me that, as a bird, he hears with his eyes. Oh, my head is spinning right now. I have no idea what you said. Oh, I'm just gonna sum this up, okay, please.
Speaker 4Yeah, very, and I mean we're wrapping up the show. Please explains everything. Okay, one of the bad guys. At the last five minutes of the show, one of the bad guys gets taken out.
Speaker 1Okay, no, they Chad. You have to give Chad that pleasure, right? I'm gonna stop you. Cuz Chad, fuck it up.
Speaker 4Cuz.
Speaker 1Chad had to put up with the last five minutes. He at least gets to deliver the wackiness.
Speaker 4I just would have never, never in a million years, have come up with that sort of way to take out a bad guy.
Speaker 1All right, let's get his ass in here. All right, cool. Okay, we're back and Chad. How was life in the soundproof booth tonight?
Speaker 3you know? Okay, nobody cares. Chocolate, all right.
Speaker 2So tell us about your last five minutes oh the last five minutes, so I.
Speaker 1When did you start?
Speaker 3I started With with what I thought was some sort of transition, but it immediately went away. So I don't know Exactly what I was seeing, but like I saw a hand that was bubbling. But then immediately I heard a gunshot. So I don't really know what that meant, but I heard a gunshot and then I heard somebody say like hurry up Jonathan. And then there was this giant felt cat and the black felt cat was there and the cat was going by a playing card. There was a giant playing card, a bigger than like bigger than like a normal playing card, like bigger than my phone, not not like the size of my phone, like the size of like a hundred of my phones. Is the size of the playing card.
Speaker 4Okay, you can think of anything else except for a hundred of your phone. Well, I was looking at my phone, not as big as my refrigerator.
Speaker 3Smaller than my phone like a quarter of your refrigerator. And then I guess I thought, maybe is this the same.
Speaker 1Where do you think they are? Can I just, can I just say where are they at this point?
Speaker 3Well, I thought it's literally. The next thing I wrote down was is this the same warehouse from the first episode?
Speaker 1Yes, it is Actually it's it's same set and setting, but it's supposedly a different place, but it's exactly the same location.
Speaker 3Yeah, they just added some playing cards to throw us off the scent and there was less bidets to you, mean you?
Speaker 1mean porcelain's boss or sports bar.
Speaker 3You say porcelain saw and I say bidet. There's a song about that. Have you? Should we sing that song, jason?
Speaker 2you say porcelain spot.
Speaker 3That's pretty good song.
Speaker 1That's good good good song making up there. This is where I'm at with this show. No, no, wait, wait. Are you done with your?
Speaker 3five minutes.
Speaker 1No, no, no just gonna go for a chat editorial, real quick.
Speaker 3No, no, no, it goes along with what I see. So we're in the same warehouse and and, and this is I brought this up last time and I feel like it didn't get enough attention. And and what I want to say is that I just feel like it would have been easier for Manimal to just like shoot the security guards with a gun, no, then to Change into a cat and then push a button. Could you just push a button more easily as a man?
Speaker 1I mean I, can I take this guy? Now you're tabling that question. I think we go over to Jason, jason.
Speaker 4I'll tell you why. Chad Okay great, because Cat law and human law are different. Oh and remember that Manimal is a professor, not a cop. So legally he cannot, he's cracked the code not shoot somebody or else Then it is just civilian murder, friend. But as a cat cat laws different cat, he can murder bad guys through pushing buttons.
Speaker 1That Vaguely, vaguely jumping in their direction, up in their direction. They not get knocked out. Making them pass out.
Speaker 4Walk in front of mirrors that then they reflect his speltness. Attack guys with bad bowl cuts, so I all those things that's allowed in cat law.
Speaker 3This is important.
Speaker 1This is very important because I'm now starting to get into this show Based on what I know that I like to hear, cuz I think that counts as a renew, but okay, Then I feel like what you're saying is I don't need to worry so much about the raping, because he's raping as a cat and Cat rape is.
Speaker 3I feel like that's normal.
Speaker 1Well, it's not you know what. Don't you dare try to normalize cat rape, chad, not in front of me in this, and I like it's not illegal given your history, that is not a good thing, true.
Speaker 3Very true.
Speaker 4It's not illegal, though, right, not in cat law. Okay not in cat it is it is frowned upon, so he gets around. We bring in a cat lawyer laws.
Speaker 3He gets around the real laws by turning into a cat. Now Tell me more about cat law versus bird law, because he does seem to turn into birds as well, right, that's true.
Speaker 4I got a friend named Charlie. He's into bird.
Speaker 3Can we bring in a cat lawyer? And I thought about kitten mittens and I thought about, I thought about bird law and I was just working it in Shout out to bird law, different than Jude law, just to be clear.
Speaker 4I feel like Chad is turning what.
Speaker 1Oh, jude law.
Speaker 3Okay, yeah, so the cat pushes the button, I get it. So if he was a man pushing the button, that it would be murder, yeah, but as a cat pushing a button, but what?
Speaker 4happens, what happens, curiosity which?
Speaker 3But not the Puma. Is it a Puma?
Speaker 4it's a Jaguar. Okay, yeah, it's always.
Speaker 3It's always a Jaguar because I definitely kept feeling like I was seeing different shots of the cat that looked different Like the purpose of this podcast.
Speaker 4It's they're all Jaguar.
Speaker 3Oh, okay, jaguars that makes.
Speaker 2You guys are dicks.
Speaker 1No, I'm super self-conscious.
Speaker 3So what Now?
Speaker 4you are fly away in your helicopter now. You're super.
Speaker 1So the investigator woman need to call my cat Barrister.
Speaker 3Ladies.
Speaker 4Mackenzie? Yes, that's her name, officer Mackenzie, is it?
Speaker 3Yes, wow, she's also very good at putting on handcuffs in smoke.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 3She handcuffed somebody in smoke.
Speaker 1It was very well, first she picks up an actual stick of dynamite.
Speaker 3Oh, I thought that was like magic, thought that was like you know, like no, I mean it is, but when?
Speaker 1you tool where you, when you look at that, when you pick it up and look at it, I it looks like a stick of dynamite. I don't think that, like a fog hog, would you have the same sort of reaction like a prop like a prop dynamite like.
Speaker 4Oh, maybe.
Speaker 3So no real dynamite and I only thought about that because of the cards the cards.
Speaker 1Oh, you mean the deck of cards shuffler that knocked somebody over.
Speaker 3No, the giant cards, the cards.
Speaker 2There were like 100 of my phones?
Speaker 4No, they're not they were like one and a half of your phones.
Speaker 1No, he's talking about the giant, giant jackoff card that was against the wall.
Speaker 2No, no, no, no, the Puma was on the jack and then it jumped off.
Speaker 1It was so. It's like jackoff the car.
Speaker 3Oh yeah, oh oh. The cat used to jump out at people and they would fall down or faint at the side of him. But now it seems like the cat jumps out of people and they drop their guns.
Speaker 4Yes, I did write a note that is similar to what you're saying. That was just that people are just OK with animals in all kinds of places. Yes people are just like what another giant cat they're everywhere in a way. Oh man, another tiger, Yep.
Speaker 1And there is Puma, and I would think that if I had ever faced down a big cat, I would grip my gun even harder and point it quicker to shoo away a cat, right, I mean do you?
Speaker 3do you think you would be more, more afraid of a giant cat or a giant bear? I'm just curious.
Speaker 1Oh, for sure A bear.
Speaker 3See, I saw, I saw a guy fishing he's like fly fishing, and his buddy was taking a photo or like taking a video of him fly fishing and this big fuck off bear just like came down the river and they're like, oh yeah, there's that bear and it was fucking huge.
Speaker 1And I was like oh shit.
Speaker 2No, I was talking about something else, you watch.
Speaker 4Oh, gotcha OK, but they're like yo Professor, what's going on? Ah, professor, bear, yeah, because this, this professor turns yo man.
Speaker 3Oh wait, can he turn into a bear?
Speaker 4I bet he could.
Speaker 3But has he turned into a bear? No, because there's been all their money on those two effects.
Speaker 2Well, that's what I'm saying is like if you, if you were more afraid of a bear, wouldn't it just be because I? Feel like, although.
Speaker 4I know bear law.
Speaker 3I feel like it's still pretty, pretty lenient.
Speaker 4Bear law is actually newer than you think. Who did they? Didn't they put a down?
Speaker 1When do you think I did read a spoiler that in episode five he turns into a horse.
Speaker 4I'm serious, we got to stay for that.
Speaker 1I just fucking the fuck up. Who is fucking awesome? I?
Speaker 4don't want to get to episode three, much less five.
Speaker 1I mean I'll take a donkey. He says shit. I'll take a donkey, I don't care, just I want to turn into something I was like to stir the damn pot.
Speaker 4I will tell you this I've been winning manimal for a very long time and I am never canceling this.
Speaker 3Yeah, you have been one I am, I am, I am, I'm never, you know what.
Speaker 4The shitty thing is too, is that your best friends at the table. He's like well, I just love Tony, I just want to make him happy, so let's do it.
Speaker 3He wants to, I just. I just feel like Tony.
Speaker 1Happy we might have made an alliance before the show.
Speaker 4Let's all be clear here we are making Brian. We watched a lot of the lions on this show.
Speaker 3Jason would rather dress up as manimal for every other podcast we do than watch another episode.
Speaker 4I will. I will dress up as a panther every, or just guy in a tux.
Speaker 3Did he wear a tux in this? Oh, I'll keep going.
Speaker 1I'll keep going for the last five minutes. No, but he definitely, he definitely goes to a haberdashery.
Speaker 3Well, yes, so what?
Speaker 4You almost made Jason do a spit take.
Speaker 3You don't buy that shit at Sears, bro, haberdashery is a good word, I just did not expect you to say that that was really surprising. I just feel like that he dresses.
Speaker 2He is dressed with a British accent.
Speaker 4He dresses sharp as shit.
Speaker 2He's something you would say in a British. That's right.
Speaker 3Yes, it's something. That's something that have a fucking deshery, oh my God.
Speaker 4Chad, are you done with your five minutes yet? What the fuck happened?
Speaker 3Basically she handcuffed and then all of a sudden we're at a magic show.
Speaker 1Why do you sound so? Put out, Jason.
Speaker 4Because I've just been listening for 45 minutes 45 minutes.
Speaker 1Give the guy a chance. He's just telling. He's telling us what's on his heart.
Speaker 4I wrote a very sweet and read a very sweet yulji buddy That'll probably.
Speaker 1That'll probably get edited out.
Speaker 3Oh my God, could you just play those in slow motion and just see how that's.
Speaker 4I don't have to, for yours Would you just just put his yulji reading out as an episode and that's it.
Speaker 2Explain nothing else, it's just that.
Speaker 4And that's the one you released Somehow. It's better to put a link to it. That's the one that makes us famous. Oh, whatever, oh, my God, oh my.
Speaker 3God.
Speaker 1You know what I did? Go out on a limb hypnotizing and I did read that and I regret it.
Speaker 3So then we're at a magic show. They appear. They can't even do like the real appearing act, they just use camera magic to make it appear. I did like the lighting at the magic show that was pretty good.
Speaker 1Jesus, he's still talking about his five minutes. The lighting is pretty good and I forgot there's a whole nother magic show at the end.
Speaker 3Well, yeah, there was a magic show at the end and I thought to myself I was like, oh, when they started grabbing her to like, take her, to put her in the trick, then I thought, oh, is this your plan to make her disappear to your Rape Den? Exactly, did the Rape Den come back? Have so many questions?
Speaker 1You know we did see his, so you guys explained the basement scene that he has going on at his lair and we did see the basement in this episode, but he appeared to be working on cats.
Speaker 4Like so he must be a veterinarian, yeah, veterinarian as well, yeah.
Speaker 1How do we know that he's?
Speaker 4a veterinarian Because he said he was also set up. That's like saying he's a gynecologist guys.
Speaker 3I don't feel like just because he rapes, that he's also a gynecologist.
Speaker 2No, he's into that pussy.
Speaker 1Oh, I love you Look to triple rim shots and Chow Box.
Speaker 3Chow Box.
Speaker 1Chow Box Nice Thanks, buddy.
Speaker 3Excuse me. Gross End of five minutes.
Speaker 1Ok, well, that was a great five minute. Do you have any supposition on, maybe what happened? How?
Speaker 3we got there. I assume that there are some smugglers smuggling things in magic tricks and boxes.
Speaker 4Wow, that's. That's, that's close, very accurate you know what that actually sums up.
Speaker 1The other 80 percent of the show.
Speaker 4Do you remember whenever you somehow better them During your five minutes? Yes, man, will cat use this paw and hit a button. What happened when he hit that button?
Speaker 3I just assumed that when he hit the red button that that called the police.
Speaker 4You don't, you don't remember what happened instantly after he hits that button. No, he only wanted it one time.
Speaker 3No, I do not remember what happened. I I remember. I remember literally going oh there's that cat paw again. Fucking felt stupid, prop you know what I wish?
Speaker 2I had those props on this show.
Speaker 3I wish I could do the props right now on on this podcast. It would still be better, but we got five minutes.
Speaker 4We can go make him real quick.
Speaker 2They'll be just as good as the ones in the show All.
Speaker 4I'm just going to say is that in the last five minutes, I was not expecting for a cat to hit the button at the exact same time that a bad guy is standing on a launching pad. I had said yeah, it said something on. Oh, so he waits he hits the button and it launches the bad guy in the air and he happens to fall perfectly into a human cannonball cannon and then it fires him across the warehouse through the air and he lands in a kettle drum instrument.
Speaker 1kettle drum with some guy's face on it, some guy's picture.
Speaker 4This was like straight out of the Acme book. Yeah, it was like a road runner and the coyote were like no, making some kind of dance.
Speaker 3It was ridiculous. How is it possible you guys were still paying attention to this show in the last five minutes?
Speaker 4I watched it twice. I watched it.
Speaker 3I needed, I needed more understanding. Jason Jason, he likes the show. No, I don't like the show.
Speaker 4It is horrible, but I had to make sure and understand exactly what was so bad about it.
Speaker 1I had that same feeling. I watched it the first time and I thought there is no way what I just watched really happened. Like I must have made up part of that show in my head just now, because it's bananas. It is that shit crazy. I mean the beginning, where they they just decide to put about a 12 minute straight up magic act into the show, with dumb illusions and everything.
Speaker 3Wait, there was a 12 minute magic act and I missed it it easily was 12 minutes.
Speaker 4It's so much so that in the we're okay to keep talking about this part. But, like in the magic act, the, of course, the two magicians, the two illusionists, they happen to, for whatever reason, just go with me here. They happen to have the professor and his. And what is she? A detective McKenzie. She's a captain, she's captain.
Speaker 3She's the best. I thought she was a detective.
Speaker 4They happen to have her then both in the audience.
Speaker 3She's also a beat cop.
Speaker 4They call them up on the stage on purpose, make some huge elaborate joke about how their cops and then, wait for the punchline. If you were planning on any crime, wait till they've disappeared.
Speaker 2Horrible joke.
Speaker 4Oh, yeah, yeah and then they put her into the. We're going to saw you in half, you know yes, yes. And then they disappeared. The illusionist disappeared themselves, leaving the professor and McKenzie on the stage while she's cutting half to just then riff and he vamped pretty well. He vamps.
Speaker 1Well, they're not the show I thought the show was over, but they're backstage setting up the next act.
Speaker 4Yeah, like seemingly for like a long time, and he's just out there asking the audio and which, which half would they save of this police officer? The bottom half or the top half? I know what I would say Well it depends on which base they want.
Speaker 1Well, I know that's what I mean. I would say first I mean second and third base. For sure, you know, paint those guts and then the legs would even be in the way.
Speaker 4I also just wrote illusion scene will never end.
Speaker 3And then the legs won't even be in the way.
Speaker 1Yeah, because they were chopped off in a separate box.
Speaker 4Okay, they were chopped off where, at the thigh Also, you find out in this scene he is part man, part animal, part comedian and part illusionist.
Speaker 3Well, that makes sense. He's not just part animal. I just got you Chad, you did miss.
Speaker 1They have a whole intro, yes, about animal now. So they we agreed in when you were in the soundproof booth that the producers watched the first episode. Yes, and they all agreed that nobody knew what in God's name was going on. Hmm, and so they have about a minute and a half exposition introduction where they they make him sound like oh, what's it? Jesus Christ, the rich super blonde playboy that, oh that rapes.
Speaker 3Oh Jesus, he's a rapist, but who?
Speaker 1holds a dark secret and they introduce his dad, and I mean all kinds of.
Speaker 4His dad dies and turns invisible. He disappears and it's just his dad's clothes.
Speaker 3Oh, he's like you guys.
Speaker 1Oh, you know what I delight, that you delight in that joke.
Speaker 3The joke will only really make it to fruition one day, when my dad dies.
Speaker 1That's when it will really, and then we're going to party.
Speaker 4Because then I'll finally, prompto eulogy when we are not asked to do so, we're actually asked not to do so.
Speaker 1That one part of the, where they say in the funeral does anybody have anything else they'd like to contribute? Or say we immediately stand up in unison.
Speaker 4Yes, walk to the wearing the most outrageous outfits. One good imagine.
Speaker 1And then we line up next to the pulpit and just wait and Tony's holding up a boom box playing.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, Thanks for that. I like that.
Speaker 3The only other thing that I said about the last five minutes was that I did write down that. I'm really happy I only had to watch the last five minutes. The only reason I will renew is if it will make Jason angry.
Speaker 2Fast forward to yes, you're right.
Speaker 3Because the only reason we're watching this now is because of Jason.
Speaker 4Honestly, like I know that it's. It's a whole thing you guys are doing to piss me off and that's why you're voting these things.
Speaker 2I get it you were the one who voted to renew.
Speaker 4There's no way that you guys could could care about me at all.
Speaker 3You could have voted to cancel.
Speaker 4I also can't stop it, because this is it is bad. I have to just say it's bad, but at least it's fun. You watched it.
Speaker 1It's silly.
Speaker 4Because I don't want to disappoint Brian.
Speaker 3Oh, oh see, I just accept that I disappointed him constantly.
Speaker 1Chad, chad, you don't have no room to talk because you hate voted to renew just because you thought it would piss Tony off on the last show, and then he used it against you and there were boom to renews right on the table no I was trying to.
Speaker 3Because you know I'm going to renew this shit. I love it.
Speaker 4I mean I was in a lot of pain but I was in a lot of pain and I was in a lot of pain and I was really in pain. I'm so sorry I was in pain because you were pissed about Michael Jackson. So it's trying to make interesting, interesting podcast.
Speaker 1No, I think you were hate voting because it wasn't pissed about Michael.
Speaker 2Jackson not being the real.
Speaker 3Michael Jackson.
Speaker 1No, no, it's like that would be a good you know what? Let's read more from Chad. She has a great idea Chad was wrong. Oh, ok, that's what it says.
Speaker 3Was there a period at the end or was it more like a title?
Speaker 1Gross.
Speaker 4It just said Chad's identity. Chad was wrong.
Speaker 3Chad was wrong and end of story. No, I was trying to. I thought everybody wanted to cancel it legitimately. The last time I legitimately would have voted the opposite of whatever the table was doing, just because I thought it was interesting. But I was wrong, I admit it. As usual, I was wrong.
Speaker 1Well, what you missed in this one was there is a brand new transformation scene of him turning into a hawk.
Speaker 3Oh, because he was a hawk last time, but we didn't ever see him turn into a hawk. That's right, that's right.
Speaker 1And this time it features feathers poking out of skin.
Speaker 2It is terrifying.
Speaker 1It features hook beak and point chin. What's hook beak? It's when your upper lip, nose, yeah, the upper part of your teeth, fuse to your nose and it turns into a giant beak.
Speaker 4Oh yes, it is haunting. Yes, it's really hard to watch what happens to the clothing.
Speaker 3Once again they explain the clothing.
Speaker 1Once again they don't explain that at all. It goes to middle heaven for a little while and then, when he transforms back out of bird form, it comes down from heaven where it's been with Jesus for a bit.
Speaker 3Do you think that when he transforms out of an animal back into a man, that it's almost like those clothes have been to the dry cleaner?
Speaker 1Yeah, well, sometimes when he transforms in this episode, he's wearing a completely different outfit.
Speaker 3Yeah, I mean, I feel like that could be a cool thing that he's like shit, this is wrinkly, and he's like I'll turn into a worm.
Speaker 1And then he comes back from the worm and he's like yeah, I got new clothes. A little giant, a little tiny, tiny worm with a tuxedo one, Can he?
Speaker 3turn into like a flea? I wonder.
Speaker 4Anything, I mean. That's why we're going to have to. But is an animal, is an?
Speaker 3insect also an animal.
Speaker 4It's an animal kingdom.
Speaker 1Yes, that sounds like you made that up. I feel like that was very no he just asked.
Speaker 3Jack Pretend and he said Jack was wrong.
Speaker 4Are animals. Are insects. Insects are animals.
Speaker 3No, no, no, I think you just said animals are insects.
Speaker 4It's like a square and a rectangle. I'm sorry, a square and a rectangle. They're both shapes A rectangle is a square, but a square is not a rectangle.
Speaker 1Well, why don't you be the first person to ever Google our insects, animals and we'll see? This kind of heated debate keeps the listeners coming back.
Speaker 3I don't think they are. I don't think they are.
Speaker 1Well, there's really only Should we do prices right. Okay, a million. We're sharing. We're sharing in our heads yes, insects are definitely animals.
Speaker 4This you heard it right here listeners.
Speaker 3While breaking news. Does that website start with like a Q?
Speaker 4This is just the Internet's, yeah it's just weird that he goes. That don't believe only weird that Tony now goes through like you porn and then like use it Search engine there.
Speaker 3It's weird that he is like I don't understand.
Speaker 4What's you porn? Well, he likes it because. Tell me more.
Speaker 3Thank you more. Thank you, Marjorie Taylor Green.
Speaker 1He's more of a red tube guy. Yeah, so there are only a couple of things that we absolutely have to talk about, and one of them has absolutely nothing to do with the show, and that is there is a scene with the creepiest little kid since the flash guy that didn't eat with cake.
Speaker 3That was not creepy. The cake thing was not creepy. You're just so weird.
Speaker 1Thank you, but this, this episode shows Okay, so Jesus Christ is in Hawk form.
Speaker 2Wait he's a hog the first time that sentence has ever been said.
Speaker 1Jesus is in Hawk form.
Speaker 3Typically, jesus is more of a A dove.
Speaker 4It doesn't sound like Jesus. I was wondering. Like the Marvel universe or is Jesus to? Hawk form.
Speaker 3Do you think occasionally? Jesus is accidentally a pigeon, job, just like thinking about the wrong thing, and it just my disciples.
Speaker 2Yeah, there you go, you're right and as a bird, that's good.
Speaker 1Thank you. So Jesus is. Jesus is in Hawk form.
Speaker 3That was a throwback, listeners like episode three.
Speaker 4Yeah, you need to have been here since.
Speaker 1That joke was for one person and maybe the people at the table.
Speaker 4And I don't think they even listen anymore. Every joke is only for people at the table.
Speaker 1Yeah, oh my God. So so he is in Jesus is in Hawk form, and so he's doing two things. Chad at this, at this, he's reading lips. He is high enough in a tree to be watching. Yes, bad guy. Yes, make plans to kill cop lady and his partner.
Speaker 2Yes.
Speaker 1Is that?
Speaker 2is it high OK?
Speaker 1Tyrone.
Speaker 3Oh right, it's kind of racist that they just had to cast another black guy. They're like, just like, oh, another black guy.
Speaker 4Different guy, because they can't have white guys aren't named Tyrone, right.
Speaker 3Was it the same character name?
Speaker 4Same character, name, same guy. I mean same character, but different actor. Huh.
Speaker 1Is this news to you, Jason? You seem bewildered.
Speaker 4I am bewildered. Yeah, I think they don't call it Tyrone, they call it tyrant.
Speaker 3I feel like Tyrone is more of.
Speaker 4Brian's British nature. Oh, that's right.
Speaker 1OK, so anyway, it was a long search for that.
Speaker 3So the Hawk, the Hawk is high enough, he's high enough in a tree to observe the whole Bay area where they're making plans to kill cop lady.
Speaker 4He's listening with his eyes.
Speaker 1Yes, and apparently he's got a good enough hearing that he can hear across the Bay to understand that the cop and his partner are about to die, so he freaks out.
Speaker 2In fact.
Speaker 1I love the part where they zoom in on his eyes and he has freak out eyes for just a second on the Hawk, yeah, but at the same time he's low enough in the tree so that cut to a boy and his dad, who we find out later is Captain America, which is another sentence that nobody's said until just now. They creep up on Jesus Christ the Hawk in the tree with a net, the fishing net.
Speaker 1A fishing net, they're sneaking up behind him, they're hawk trapping. They do, they use that. I mean, did you hawk trap with your dad? I mean, it sounds like something he would do you know, trap hawks, I don't know, but he uses his net and captures the Hawk. He bags a hawk, which that is not a thing.
Speaker 3How do you catch for a?
Speaker 4hawk man, even the pictures of the image of him with his net. And this hawk, who's clearly like it, looks like a real bird.
Speaker 1No, it doesn't.
Speaker 4Yes, it does. It looks like they've maimed a bird in this giant.
Speaker 1They probably glued a bunch of feathers.
Speaker 4Look at this bird I killed. But they get the bird and then the kid's like OK, what do we do with it now?
Speaker 3It's like we eat it.
Speaker 4So that's what they do. They call the zoo. I mean, all the dad is like well, little Johnny, that's what a cool thing you just did. But we go with the catching of the bird Wait they call the zoo.
Speaker 1Wait, no, back up, see, that's the other baffling part.
Speaker 3They're trapping hawks to put them in zoos. Well, they trapped them on.
Speaker 1Jesus Christ, I wasn't sure, if they were going to use the hawk for bait, where would you put Jesus?
Speaker 4I guess in the zoo. See I think this whole three or four minutes of the show is the dumbest TD I think I have ever seen in my entire life.
Speaker 1It is so stupid so they freeze frame cut away for commercial.
Speaker 3I can explain the hearing, though. He's got super hearing at all times, doesn't he? Yes?
Speaker 1Birds don't have super hearing.
Speaker 3No, no, no, but I'm saying the professor does.
Speaker 1The professor does. Oh, so he's hearing through other animals.
Speaker 4I guess they demonstrate it earlier in the episode when there's the bomb.
Speaker 3We're going to turn the taxocad and also it's got a bomb and it hears it ticking. Oh, that's right, and the previous episode too, where he hears the students talking in the class. He can always hear really well and I wonder, do you think that plagues him a little bit and maybe that's why he rapes Jesus?
Speaker 4Because of all the stuff he hears all the time, he cannot stop going to rape.
Speaker 3It's not that I can't stop, it's that the dude is a rapist. Gives off that vibe.
Speaker 1Gives off that vibe for sure. So it cuts to a commercial and when it comes back the kid is real sad. But the dad chads to your point. He's in a telephone booth and he's super excited and it's basically like OK, ok, all right, see you soon. Hangs up the phone, runs over to his kid, who's sad, and, looking at the pile of hawk, jesus is in his net at his feet not moving, and he's like what's wrong, little guy, I think it's dead. And he's like, hey, thanks, tony. He was like, yeah, I think it's dead. And the guy's like, oh, shucks and shoot, let's take it out of the net to see what happens. And, jesus Christ, the hawk was tricking them, he was playing dead chat.
Speaker 1He was playing possum oh he was playing possum and they get him out of the net and what does he do? He flies away.
Speaker 3Now can you play possum without being a possum.
Speaker 4Well, what he's doing is he's playing man, playing hawk, playing possum.
Speaker 1And what he does too, before he flies away, is he takes three loaves of bread and feeds a whole crowd.
Speaker 3Well, and for our younger listeners, a phone booth is.
Speaker 1Yeah, no shit, so they called the zoo.
Speaker 2Yeah, so they were calling the zoo which is nothing.
Speaker 1No one has ever picked up a phone and called the zoo. No, they do. My dad did.
Speaker 3This is fucking crazy they call. I have I have since learned, as a friend of mine is now working in the science department, that fucking people call universities and then like we'll also say that they've already called the zoo about this crazy thing that they found in their yard. It's a thing Like wow, weird people, I guess, who don't understand how the internet works, tend to make phone calls and have no friends. I think about finding something crazy.
Speaker 4I just call friends or eat it. I don't need it. No, not necessarily, jabox. So your dad called the zoo once. Yeah, he found that's when I was a kid and found a coral snake.
Speaker 3Did it have two heads? One on each side?
Speaker 4It was you know, it was just really really big. He'd never seen one this big. I mean, it was enormous. And he thought it was interesting and so he called the zoo and see if they wanted it, and they said no, so he cut its head off and killed it.
Speaker 1And ate it.
Speaker 4Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 1It wouldn't surprise me Put it past it. Yeah, put it in the barbecue, we'll figure it out.
Speaker 3A corn snake or a coral snake? Coral snake, yeah, like they're super poisonous right. Yeah.
Speaker 1I don't know if I would know what one looks like.
Speaker 3Red and yellow.
Speaker 1Friendly fellow. No, that's not how it works. Is that how you remember it? They?
Speaker 3kind of look like a corn snake, but they have brighter colorings.
Speaker 2All right.
Speaker 1Well, so that's the episode, guys.
Speaker 2Woo.
Speaker 1I mean, unless there's any scenes you want to talk about which I have like three more, but I'm trying to be merciful and a benevolent leader.
Speaker 4There are things I'm in the weeds on, but they're not worth talking about.
Speaker 1I mean, there is the part where you sound a little defeated. So the plan to assassinate Jesus Christ? I love this so much.
Speaker 2OK, well, good, we might get a vote. You're the animal, that's great.
Speaker 1I really admire your support, Jesus.
Speaker 4Well, Jason did ask me to pull a clip, so I pulled an audio clip for him.
Speaker 1Oh, ok, I don't know if he wants to talk about it. What clip did you hear? Oh, you know what? I really hope it's the prices right, oh, by the way, Chad, here's that boy.
Speaker 2Yes, who will be here? That's the dad. Well, thank you, they're on their way, son. Well, what's wrong? He just kind of collapsed. I didn't mean to hurt him. Honest, I'm sorry, son. He looks dead.
Speaker 1You tricked him.
Speaker 3I was curious, was there a laughter in the back room.
Speaker 2I'm glad, dad.
Speaker 4Or was there somebody else.
Speaker 2I don't know, but what's?
Speaker 4crazy is that Manuel, in hawk form he goes to a tractor trailer that has his partner and the cop lady are in the trailer of the truck and she like knows now right, she knows, she knows. And the bad guy has says that they need to die, and so they decide. The best way to kill them is to put them in an 18-wheeler vehicle.
Speaker 1Yes, and drive it In broad daylight, in broad daylight and drive it off the end of the pier, the end of the pier into the water?
Speaker 3Are they in the cab, or are they in the?
Speaker 2trailer trailer.
Speaker 1They're in the trailer park. Can I just tell you about missed opportunities. When this whole scene was going down and, jesus Christ, the hawk was flying towards the semi-tractor trailer, I was praying with every ounce of my spirit that the hawk would fly into the semi-tractor trailer and drive it away.
Speaker 4Yes, I was expecting that, but unfortunately they just use a really bad hook hand-hawk hand. Hook hand-hawk. You can tell it's like on a stick and it pulls the pin out of the back of the truck. Still better than the felt cat hand.
Speaker 3Yeah, it's true, almost as bad. It would have been cool if it went down and picked up the truck with its talons and then flew away with it.
Speaker 1That would have been infinitely better. Yeah, so would the hawk driving it away going you know, with the horn or whatever.
Speaker 3I also saw a video this week of a ha, not a hawk a bald eagle stealing like a car. Like an animal from a tiger, or like a cheetah, or like a puma or something like that.
Speaker 1Oh, great story, yeah, I know, Way better than this episode. Well, guys, I think we've reached the end of our journey on episode two.
Speaker 4What do you think? I think we have?
Speaker 1yeah, what do you guys? Anything else you want to say? Tony, I know you took a lot of notes. You had a lot on your mind. How are you feeling about wrapping it up?
Speaker 3Sure, you want to play another game?
Speaker 1I'm good. You guys want to read more obits.
Speaker 3Can we do more funeral music? Chowbox that made us all so sleepy.
Speaker 1Well, that was a massive power down.
Speaker 3Chowbox. It was the music Can we can Chowbox?
Speaker 1Well, that's because funeral music should be soothing.
Speaker 3But I feel like Chowbox needs better music.
Speaker 1OK, we'll get a really good Chowbox bet, just as a reference.
Speaker 4I don't want that kind of music in my funeral. What do you?
Speaker 3want the Chowbox music or the funeral music. Yeah, the funeral music.
Speaker 4Price is right, is actually horrible, but at least it's upbeat.
Speaker 1You want something like this oh yeah, oh, that's badass right yeah.
Speaker 4No, honestly, I just want top gunplay the whole time. I just want the whole time. I just want the whole time.
Speaker 3What if we can't get that and instead we have to do foot lose?
Speaker 4I don't want that. And what if we can't get foot?
Speaker 1lose, so we have to do our own interpretation of foot lose. Why don't we vote to cancel a renew?
Speaker 4And then foot lose.
Speaker 1Do you do? Do you do Dancing?
Speaker 3We can't get the right, so we have to lose feet. Loose feet Because you can't get the right For your funeral.
Speaker 2Moose meat, moose meat, loose Sweet.
Speaker 1That is so dumb, god radiance. All right, so this is the point in the show mercifully called cancel and renew. So we're going to go around the table and decide whether or not Manimal, especially episode two, was a big enough impression on us to renew and go move forward to episode three or cancel it. And then we'll have to wheel in the big giant wheel and see what fate has in store for us on a new show. So we're going to start the voting with Tony. Tony, what is your vote on Manimal? Cancel or renew, renew oh, you tricked us there for a second.
Speaker 2No, he didn't.
Speaker 4That's one renew.
Speaker 1We're going to go over to JLS. Jls what is your vote on? Cancel or renew Manimal? Why are you holding your breath?
Speaker 4Oh, is he going to?
Speaker 1cancel. Oh, that's a shocker. No man, all right, so we're going to go over to Chad, chad. What is your vote for? Manimal, cancel or renew?
Speaker 2Hey Brian, Do you think that?
Speaker 1Yeah, hang on just one second. Excuse us boys for just one minute. Oh, ok, excuse us yeah, chad go ahead.
Speaker 3Do you think that this decision will have an impact on my friendship with Tony or Jason?
Speaker 1I think Jason definitely Fuck. I know who cares, right, he's a big dick.
Speaker 3No, no, no. He gave me a ride here and I need a ride home, I'll give you.
Speaker 1I'll give you Listen. After we dinner I'll give you a ride, maybe halfway home. No, thank you, ok. Ok, all right back. Hey guys, sorry you had to step away for a second there. Go ahead, cancel, oh fuck. Well, I'm just going to. I hate Chad, the look on.
Speaker 2Jason's face right now.
Speaker 3It's just made me feel so good. It's the same reason I got an Xbox.
Speaker 1I just love him so much, I just love him so much. You just aim to please, don't you.
Speaker 4I knew you were going to kill. I knew it. I just knew it. Oh, I'm so excited. Oh, look at Jason's face.
Speaker 1I'm going to cast my vote, and my vote on Manimal is renewed.
Speaker 2So it's time, so we it's time.
Speaker 4That was wet.
Speaker 1It's sorry, man, I'm making room for that chicken. You know what I mean, buddy. All right, so we've got a tie. So it's a tie table two for renew, two for cancel. So in those circumstances, we go to our good friend Siri on Tony's laptop. No, I'm sorry, my laptop it's always goes really well, and this goes always goes perfectly.
Speaker 1We're going to go to Siri and Siri's going to flip a coin. If it's heads JLS and Chad, it's a cancel, if it's tails, it's a renew, all right. So we're going to ask Siri to flip a coin, all right, here we go. This is the. This is the official coin flip. Hey, siri, flip a coin. Yeah.
Speaker 2Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, you tried Chad.
Speaker 4That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 1I'm doing my best for you. Excellent, All right boys. So.
Speaker 3I'm last five minutes. No, I'm last five minutes, bitch, I am last five minutes.
Speaker 4I win either way this week.
Speaker 1All right. Well, that is true, jason. It's been a long time since you had last five, so it is on you. Congratulations, thank you, and a more important congratulations to our listener for getting yet another episode of Manimal ready for action. So are you excited about that, tony? I'm very excited, me too. Me too, chad, are you good? Yeah, all right.
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