Who Has Sex in Cars Anymore?

This Week We Need 2 Talk The Traitors, The Golden Globes, Tell Me Lies, RHOBH, People We Meet on Vacation, The Night Manager, The Pitt, The Rip, Ponies, His & Hers, Unexpected Valentines, The Acorn Theory, Lenz, Josh Allen, Bo Nix, Group Chat Controversy, Sex in Cars and SO MUCH MORE

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SPEAKER_01 0:01

This week on we need to talk more group chat controversy, the rip, the best movie of the week, and if you're over 35, have you had sex in a car lately? Cheers! I'm freezing. Good morning. People, I just want to say Kay is dressed like an old babushka grandmother from like what it looks like to me, like a big old furry coat with a big sweater and then like a snowman cup.

SPEAKER_02 0:36

I'm frozen and I'm drinking out of my snowman cup, mezcal and fresca, which by the way is delicious.

SPEAKER_01 0:42

I think I would like that. I just read, actually, I think last night I sent it to my niece because my niece says, even though she's 27, she acts like she's a grandma, and your look reminds me of what I sent her, which basically says, let me just pull it up because it's just so fucking funny. And I sent it to her, and she was like, exactly right. It says, Study finds that women with grandma hobbies live on average eight years longer. And my niece, who's like 27, she goes to bed early. She likes to like sit around like a grandma and do needlepoint. I'm like, you're gonna live really for a long time. You could be this older grandma kind of thing, or you could look like an old Hollywood celebrity, like 1920s premiere outfit.

SPEAKER_02 1:24

I don't think I have grandma characteristics unless your grandmother no unless your grandmother's like a fucking drunk. But other than that, I'm freezing. I'm always told that's a grandma thing. That is a grandma thing. I don't like it. Listen, beautiful, snowing, right? But again, I say the same thing. I should be sipping a hot toddy in Vermont if you want me to like the snow.

SPEAKER_01 1:44

I understand.

SPEAKER_02 1:45

Understood.

SPEAKER_01 1:46

I have to say, this is what our fourth snowstorm. And remember the thing with the acorns? The acorns fell early.

SPEAKER_02 1:52

Yes, and the farmer's almanac told me it was gonna be bad. And here we are.

SPEAKER_01 1:56

You don't even need the farmer's almanac, you just need me, my acorns in my backyard. Because I predicted this. Just saying. Right. All we need is you and your acorns. That's right. The acorn theory is correct every single time.

SPEAKER_02 2:08

Oh my god, I hate it. But all right, all right, I'm gonna be positive. Let's be positive. Although I really have nothing to be positive about because by the time you're listening, listeners, we will. Saturday night. Yeah, we will know who won the football games from Sunday. And I'm sure all the teams that I'm rooting for today won't win because all the teams I was rooting for this entire time have not won.

SPEAKER_01 2:30

My poor Josh crying. No, I mean, when you look at the stats, it's brutal. This poor guy, and also, you know, I'm not a Bills person, but I feel bad for Bills fans at this point.

SPEAKER_02 2:42

They have the sky. It makes me not want to watch football. And I know that's crazy because of course I'm going to, but it makes me not want to watch it. I don't understand. Did Josh have the best first half? No. No, he did not play, they didn't play well. That play at the end of the fucking game in overtime. I have watched it a hundred times. I can't figure it out. It is a catch. I do not understand it. And I don't get it. Like, are you gonna let them play? You're not gonna let them play. You're gonna call, you're not gonna call. I'm fucking done. I'm done with the fixes in bullshit. I'm done with it. Now I will say. And now Bo fucking broke his eye. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_01 3:20

I fuck. I s okay, Bo's done. Everybody's like, yay, Bo. And listen, as an Auburn fan, I'm conflicted because Bo left us, but I'm really happy for his success, even though I hate him. You know what I mean? So I was like, oh my gosh. If anything, there's a light at the end of the tunnel. Okay, Bo, great, whatever. So sad for Josh and Bill's fans. But I was like, okay, Auburn guy, even though he graduated from Auburn, but finished his career at Oregon. Whatever. I see the interview. He obviously got media coaching. He obviously did not get anything for the skin because the skin is still bad. But he looks fine. Doesn't look like he's in pain. Three seconds later, I see he broke his ankle. Yeah. I'm like, what the fuck, man?

SPEAKER_02 4:01

The whole thing is terrible.

SPEAKER_01 4:03

Now the crazy part is now backup quarterback for Bo is Jared Stidham, who is from Auburn. I don't care. Just say there's a light at the end.

SPEAKER_02 4:15

There's no fucking light. I'm so sad about Josh. He's crying. It's just Paul was don't care. It's just a horrible thing. And now I'm gonna have to watch the fucking Patriots in the Super Bowl because you know that's what's gonna happen.

SPEAKER_01 4:29

I think so. I think Drake May is going to the Super Bowl. Oh my gosh. And I honestly think Drake May can win.

SPEAKER_02 4:35

This is why I have Mezcal and fucking Fresca at 8:30. It's just terrible. It's terrible. So anyway, yes, I'm in a foul mood and it's snowing. And here we go. Here we go. But and the game, I mean, there it wasn't even a game with the 49ers, which we knew. No, it was a blowout. We knew they were hurt. I thought maybe they would win for George Kittle. Like maybe the Kittle posts were so sad. Brutal. The best wags in the world are in are in San Francisco. By best wags.

SPEAKER_01 5:04

By far the best wags.

SPEAKER_02 5:05

There's no better wags than the 49ers.

SPEAKER_01 5:08

Because they're best friends. The husbands are best friends. They all wear the same clothes. It's great. We love them. But here we are. We got nothing.

SPEAKER_02 5:15

Once again, you got a new coach. Once again, I am happy in the offseason. This is the only time I'm happy in the offseason because the New York Giants have officially ink to paper Harbaugh as our next coach.

SPEAKER_01 5:29

And he's the Harbaugh we like. He's not the Harbaugh we hate.

SPEAKER_02 5:33

And this is exciting. I mean, it had to be done. It just had to be done. And I'm glad and happy. I'm happy for all that got involved, and I'm happy for all Giants fans because it's been misery. If this gives us something to be happy about and wear our shirts proud over the offseason, then that's what we're gonna do.

SPEAKER_01 5:50

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 5:51

All right. All right, all right, all right. Well, we've done nothing else. Have you seen the have you seen the memes? The memes of everybody wearing a fucking LA Dodgers. It was like the Rangers, because they're all dismantling. So it's like Panarin wearing one. It's fucking Josh Allen wearing one. It's everybody wearing a fucking LA jersey. And I crack up, but it's it's pathetic. It is pathetic. I know. That's why I need these Rams to lose today. I can't have another thing.

SPEAKER_01 6:23

No, I agree with you. It's time.

SPEAKER_02 6:25

Just fuck these people. Enough. All right.

SPEAKER_01 6:29

I know. It's just really hard to be a sports fan. Feisty, feisty. Speaking of feisty, Mike.

SPEAKER_02 6:36

You got to a fight with your trainer. You're feisting. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 6:38

Well, you know what I have to say. I told my trainer to bet on the Broncos. This is not what we fought about, but I told him to bet on the Broncos. And of course, he didn't. And of course, he's texting me the sad face emojis. And I'm like, you didn't listen to me. So I think This is before the fight or after the fight? The fight is okay. So here's the thing. I've been sick all week. Yes. And I always, always, always go to the gym. I've been going to the gym to this trainer for seven years. The second I'm five seconds late, I text him, I'm running late. The second I know that in two weeks I can't come, I text him because I know that he moves things around and he offers my spot to someone else. Okay. Right. So I go Tuesdays, Fridays, and Saturdays. On Tuesday, I was really sick and I texted him right away and said, I'm really sick. I'm not coming to the gym. And he was like, Oh, you know, okay, I feel better. Okay. On Friday, my normal appointment is at two o'clock. And on Thursday, I was planning on going to the gym. I was feeling better. And we're friends. I've gone out to dinner with him and his wife. I know. I know. You know, we're friends. So at I want to say 8:59, Rich and I decide I don't think I should go to the gym. So I text him and say, One more day of rest, I'll see you tomorrow. And he texts me back, wish you would have given me more heads notice. And I was fucking pissed.

SPEAKER_02 8:00

So there's 9 a.m. and you have a two o'clock appointment.

SPEAKER_01 8:03

Right, but the second we decided not to go to the gym, I told him. Right. Got it. Also, he's raising the price and he's moving much further away from me. So know your audience, buddy. You know what I'm saying? And also, I'm Christy Krube. I'm not like Johnny Idiot who calls you at the last minute and says I'm not coming.

SPEAKER_02 8:23

Wait, he's moving to a gym that's further from you?

SPEAKER_01 8:26

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 8:26

And you're following him to that gym.

SPEAKER_01 8:28

Well, as of now, I am. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 8:30

How far is it?

SPEAKER_01 8:31

Well, we clocked it, and it's instead of a five-minute drive, it's a 20-minute drive. Oh, that's far. Especially during a school day because my appointment is at two o'clock, which means I have to leave at 1:30 to get there for two. And then at three o'clock, it's gonna probably take 45 minutes because of all the schools getting out. So this is devotion and loyalty, is all I'm saying. Yeah, agree. And I've already bitched at him like you need to change my times and all these other things in a nice way. So I was really, really angry about the text. I don't know. In my old age, I really don't give a shit what I say anymore. So yes, so yesterday I show up at the gym on time as usual, and he comes over to me. He does a thing where we go like this when I get there. Okay, fine. But uh fist bumps. So you didn't respond to the text. I said, I told you the second we made a decision. Okay, yeah, yeah. And he was just like, you know, nothing. Click cricket. So I get to the gym and I say to him, I thought your text was inappropriate. And he was like, What do you mean? And I said, Look who you're talking to. The second I'm late, I text you. The second that I know I'm not gonna be in, I text you. You know, normally I tell my clients I need 24 hours. I said, I understand that. I know the way we work, I know that you give my spot away. But I didn't thought the night before I was coming to the gym. And he's doubling down. And I say to him, Listen, you know who I am. I'm not saying like I'm all that, but you know that I am the second I'm late, I text you. I'm like, all I'm saying is, know your audience, know who you're talking to, know the history, read the room. That was inappropriate. Let's move on. I'm over it. I just want you to know that was uncalled for. And he was gave me the like, you know, the shaking of the head. I'm like, don't shake your head. Yeah. It was not cool. Not cool at all. So, you know, we continued the session. This is what is crazy about people. So obviously he feels bad. So he starts, you know, texting during the game. Yeah, right, right, right. And then this is unbelievable to me. Then he calls me to say, when is friends and family again? Meaning like the Macy's big sale. And I go, uh, I don't know, let me check. I check on my calendar. Oh, it's not till April. Oh, because this guy came in with this great cologne. So if it goes on sale, could you let me know? And I'm like, you gotta be kidding me. Right? Like, is that ridiculous?

SPEAKER_02 10:53

Well, maybe it's more of like a olive branch, like he's trying to make conversation type thing.

SPEAKER_01 10:59

To have me use my discount for you after you pissed me off to spend more money on you?

SPEAKER_02 11:03

I don't know, but I'm always looking for a reason not to work out. So a fight with my trainer would be perfect.

SPEAKER_01 11:08

20-minute jive, fight with my trainer, you're out, buddy. I mean, seriously, I was just so angry with him. I'm over it. What's wrong with business people that they don't understand how to read the room? I just don't get it.

SPEAKER_02 11:20

Yeah, well, these people are young. Yeah, they're idiots.

SPEAKER_01 11:23

He's not that young, he's 40. But he did tell me this story, which reminds me about the group chat thing. So we did this thing about the group chat last week. There's been all these people texting me about the group chats, the side chats. A lot of people didn't know that you could name your group chat. Public service announcement people. Yeah, you're welcome. Naming the group chat really helps the controversy of the group chat. That's perfect. So you're welcome. He has a whole thing, which I was gonna ask you what you would do. He's in a group chat with his five best friends, six people total, and one of the best friends' name is Chris. And Chris's wife is throwing Chris a party for his 40th birthday. The invitation does not say it's a surprise. I saw the invitation, it doesn't say it's surprise. But anyway, Chris's wife only invited uh two people uh in the group chat to the party. So now there's a side-side chat to say, do we call Sabrina and say, Did you make a mistake? Do you hate the other people in the group chat? And is this a surprise party? Because it doesn't say surprise. So now, okay, keep this in mind. There's now three, there's the main group chat, there's the side chat, and then there's the side-side chat. So then now CeeLo, my trainer, and Chris, the other guy, have a sub-sub sub. This is the fourth group chat because they don't know what to do. And then Chris says it is a surprise. So now there's all these different side chats about this surprise party. I'm like, okay, this is a disaster and this is a mess. But my point is, does somebody, Chris or CeeLo, step in and say to Sabrina, one, you need to change the invite so people know it's a surprise. And two, did you intentionally mean to leave the other three guys off the invite?

SPEAKER_02 13:15

Yeah, that's exactly what has to happen. The person that got invited, if that's your trainer, then he needs to go to her and say those things. Exactly. They're flipping out, they're literally flipping out. And maybe there's a reason, but I don't know. It seems fishy. Seems very fishy to me. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 13:30

But anyway, you're welcome. And that's way too many group chats, by the way. Well, that's what's happening. From what I understand, there's so many of these side chats that that's where you get into trouble because you don't know who's in the chat. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 13:44

I know. See what I mean? It's really stressful. Well, that's why the naming of it is key. Because once somebody enters and it's then it doesn't come up that name. Right. So you know you're not responding to the original group chat.

SPEAKER_01 13:57

Right. And also the other thing, people is if if you work on Zoom in a group chat for work, what I forgot to mention about this is you know how sometimes you have like a whole thread and then you add someone into the thread late? You better scroll because if you ever said anything about that person that got added late, it's trouble. You gotta be really careful when you're adding people to the group chat. So good. Yeah, it's always controversial. Yep. Group chat's a big deal. Big deal. Very, very, very big deal.

SPEAKER_02 14:27

All right, we can move on now. We can move on. So let's talk about quickly, because I don't think there were any surprises, but last weekend was the Golden Globes. And all the shows we love, the ones at least that we knew and recognize as good shows, won. I I still feel like Adolescence was two years ago, so I was a little annoyed by that, but still a great, great series. I thought that Nikki, I mean, she should just do every award show. Nikki's so good, she's funny. She's her dresses were beautiful, her skits were good. It wasn't political.

SPEAKER_01 15:00

It was just And every song, every song she came out to was Taylor Smith, which was fun.

SPEAKER_02 15:05

It was so fun. Her joke about Leo was hilarious.

SPEAKER_01 15:08

I had two issues with the Golden Globes. One, I was happy about, which is that finally Michelle Williams wins for dying for sex. Thank God. Two is I do think Timothy Chalamet did a great job in Marty Supreme, but Leo should have beat him every single time. And the fact that Leo's not winning is pissing me off. And I do hope that Leo wins the Oscar. He deserves it.

SPEAKER_02 15:28

Yeah, he was really good. I mean, listen, I didn't see Marty Supreme, but it's Timothy's year. I didn't like Timothy's outfit. I actually thought most people, 90% of the people, look really good. I love the old school Hollywood. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 15:40

Kylie, I thought Kylie looked great.

SPEAKER_02 15:42

I enjoyed it. I think that in 2026, I said I want to be more like 50 Cent. I also want to combine it with being more like Sean Penn. Like, I'm gonna fucking light a cigarette in the middle of the Golden Globe. Is he allowed to do that? Of course not. But he's Sean Penn. He doesn't give two smoke.

SPEAKER_01 15:59

Like, I need my cigarette.

SPEAKER_02 16:00

At one point, you see an award being given and there's like a puff of smoke. It's fucking Sean Penn smoking.

SPEAKER_01 16:04

But like, if I'm a celebrity who has to sit at that table and let's just say I'm wearing like a Versace Couture gown and he's smoking near me, the people who I have to give my gown back to are gonna be pissed that it reeks of cigarette smoke.

SPEAKER_02 16:17

No one gives a shit. It's Sean Penn. No one's telling him.

SPEAKER_01 16:20

I mean, I really think that somebody needs to say, hey, are you okay sitting at the table with Sean Penn? Because he's gonna smoke.

SPEAKER_02 16:25

I thought the whole thing was hilarious. I thought Julia Roberts and her standing ovation was good. I love to see her. So really good award show, no surprises. We're happy for the woman on Pluribus. Yeah. You and producer Ed called that. She deserves it. I love Gene Smart, but it's somebody else's turn. We do need to move on from that. Yeah. And you know, congratulations to Noah on the pit. Now, I said last week, and I hope I'm not wrong because I don't like being wrong, but I said, I do not think that the pit will have a sophomore slump.

SPEAKER_01 16:57

Well, I don't know that it's a slump, but there's something off. I don't know what it is. We're way too involved in all the different cases and not enough with each other yet. Right now, Dr. Robbie obviously is still pissed at Langdon. Langdon's back. He went to rehab, he's back from rehab. Everybody's cool with it, except for the one doctor that turned him in and Dr. Robbie, but something's up with that. And then this new Dr. Al, who's all about process, she obviously can't deal with babies. And I just don't think that if you're coming into someone else's emergency room, remember, this is hour number one and two. Your first day on the job, and you're telling all the doctors what they shouldn't shouldn't do. Like, I just don't think that that would really happen, unless it does happen. And I don't know. I mean, supposedly this is a very accurate portrayal of an emergency room. But there is something off, and I can't figure out what it is that's making me not as obsessed with the show right now.

SPEAKER_02 17:55

Listen, it's only been episode two. So good last season, and everybody was eagerly waiting for season two, and it just hasn't been that exciting of two episodes, but I'm not gonna predict a sophomore slump yet.

SPEAKER_01 18:10

I think you know what part of it could be is that in season one, there was really strong character development woven together with the cases that they were working on. So you think, okay, there should be even more character development in season two. And granted, it is only episode two, but I feel like we're way into the medical and not as much into the people yet. And maybe that's what I'm looking for is I want more about Dr. Robbie, Dr. Lang. I want I want more about this girl he's obviously sleeping with. Exactly. More of the human part, less of the medical part. Yes. So I think that might be it. But again, let's be patient. There's 15 episodes. We're only on episode two. Yes, exactly. There yet, but right now, am I happy and as enamored as I was last year when season one came out? I'm not there yet.

SPEAKER_02 18:57

No, but we're happy for him, and congratulations on the award. I loved seeing him and George Clooney together. That was nice. Of course. And we'll just see what happens. Again, people, it's episode two. HBO. Be patient. Be patient. Right. Well, I'm not very patient. And let me tell you what else. I this tell me lies situation. I have no patience.

SPEAKER_01 19:16

We thought in the first three seasons, the most despicable people ever. Yes. And yet, you think, could they get more despicable? Yes, they can. Steven is such a piece of shit. He really master manipulator.

SPEAKER_02 19:31

He is a true villain, but she is not innocent.

SPEAKER_01 19:34

Is there anybody in the show, any character in Tell Me Lies, that has a redeeming quality? Maybe, Brie, maybe, but not really.

SPEAKER_02 19:41

No, not at the way this episode ended. No. Clearly, she's got something up her sleeve. I don't even know how she dates him in real life. I hate him so much.

SPEAKER_01 19:50

Say that they both can let it go. And it's funny, they said, What do you guys do on date night? Like, well, we order in, we watch TV. I said, Oh, so you know what? My life's exactly

SPEAKER_02 20:01

She was on, like I think Kimmel, and she was saying to Kimmel, Yeah, people see me on the street and they scream to break up with him. Like, I get it.

SPEAKER_01 20:08

He's so good at his acting, this villain that he plays, it's nuts. Especially because he's not screaming like a maniac and he's not got any weapons other than his mouth. It's all words and manipulation. That's it. It really is the same thing.

SPEAKER_02 20:22

Is this the last season? How many seasons can I have of the same thing? Like this man manipulating everyone, these people, they're still in school. I mean, it's the longest sophomore year ever. I know it jumps to years after, but I don't know if this is the last season, but I mean they do need to wrap it up. I mean, I still love it. I'm still watching it, of course. And and I also love that everyone's dating in real life. I love that.

SPEAKER_01 20:45

Like the whole cast is dating each other.

SPEAKER_02 20:47

They've been dating each other for a while. It's not like anything new. They've been dating.

SPEAKER_01 20:51

Yeah. It's great. You know, I just have to say something really fast. Remember how we were saying that last week that nobody's drinking, but everybody's drinking San Serre because of Taylor Swift? Yeah. Well, I see bottles of Lens right behind you. If our show was bigger, Lens would be out of bottles because premium location right there, Lens wine. Granted, we don't do video, but if we were doing video, the Lens community would be out of alcohol. Right, right. Just saying. Perfect product placement. I'm drink I'm drinking it all. Don't worry about it. Speaking of the whole Gen Z not drinking, they're also not going to Vegas, and Vegas is in trouble. They're saying it's a shift. Just like it's a shift in the drinking. This Vegas situation is really a situation. I know.

SPEAKER_02 21:37

And what are these people doing? Do we have any idea?

SPEAKER_01 21:40

You know what? It's funny. So Dylan likes to be organized with his bills and his paperwork and his notes and keeping in touch with people. So he was stressing because he's like, I haven't been able to catch up with we had my mom's celebration. He wanted to go back to people that he saw and, you know, text them and be in touch. So he's like, I gotta put some hours aside after work to sit and do this because he's stressed about it. And then I see again, my phone must be listening, that these Gen Zers get together with their laptops and they have admin nights where they all pay their bills, they plan their trips, they book their airfare. That's what they do because they're stressed and they work out and they take walks and they have coffee, but they're not going to Vegas, they're not drinking and getting hammered, they're not having sex, they're not going on dates, they're just sitting and being organized. Everybody's making sourdough bread. Everybody. I am the opposite of all these people. Well, you're not Gen Z. By the way, I signed up for a sourdough class just saying.

SPEAKER_02 22:36

Oh, my friend wants to do that. I'm doing it. I saw a funny meme that said, Oh, now after a night of drinking, instead of thinking about, like, oh my god, what did I do last night or hook up or whatever? I didn't do anything. I think about, oh shit, did I buy a Dutch oven last night? Like, that is so true. That's us. I'm always on buying shit. Fucking Amazon came to the door today at 4 a.m. Ed's like, did you make that purchase last night? I'm like, I don't know. That's what's happening. I needed these utensils, plastic utensils that urgent that it came at 4 a.m. Fucking funny. Yeah, I don't know what's happening, but don't worry. I'm gonna go to Vegas too.

SPEAKER_01 23:10

I'm gonna help everybody out. Yeah, we need to go to Vegas and get some spending going on so that they don't close down. But maybe that means we can get really good rooms at low prices. Maybe it means we could get into the sphere. Who knows? Maybe we could do a lot of fun things in Vegas.

SPEAKER_02 23:24

I doubt it, but yes, I would like to. Get good dinner reservations. Speaking of Vegas, but it's not gonna be Vegas, it's gonna be MSG. Harry Stiles is going to, I think, do like a residency. Good, great. Some told me Harry Styles was going to the sphere. That doesn't seem like him. Although he is out there, you know, like sometimes. I don't feel like he's sphery. I know he's not sphery, but now he is going to MSG and we're on it. Yeah, we have to be on it.

SPEAKER_01 23:50

Especially because last time, remember, I walked out of the show.

SPEAKER_02 23:53

No, I remember. I remember.

SPEAKER_01 23:55

I need to get a better experience. You cannot be walking out on Harry. Yeah, well, you know, I couldn't see, I couldn't hear. It was very bad for me.

SPEAKER_02 24:02

You can't walk out on Harry. No. All right. So moving on, let's talk about the Traders because Best Show on TV, people. It's the best show.

SPEAKER_01 24:13

It's so damn good. If you're not watching the Traders, why are you not watching it? What's the reason? Because honestly, you need to just do it, people. It's so good. It's such a good game show. It's just perfect. There's nothing wrong with the traders. The people that are not watching it have said to me, like, I just don't like reality TV, but this is a game show. If you said it, we've said game shows. Also, there's drama, there's stories to it. And for anything else, Alan Cumming deserves something. Yeah. The outfits, the throwing of the person who gets murdered on the floor every week. It's so good. And the twins returns are really good.

SPEAKER_02 24:52

This week, Michael was just he was a lot, though. He was a lot. I know, but he's still good TV. Michael Rappaport is good TV. Michael Rappaport is great TV. I always watch him on Watch What Happens Live. And he loves the Housewives and he's all you know funny like that. But he was a lot. I understand that. I still love him. I think that he's good for the game.

SPEAKER_01 25:11

And I think that Rob from Love Island, who I didn't watch that Love Island, but this guy Rob, who's super cute. Oh my god. And you think he's good. You think he's really like a dumb joke. No, it's hilarious. He's a really good player.

SPEAKER_02 25:24

I'm enjoying him so much. And they're on to Lisa, and I could see why.

SPEAKER_01 25:28

Yeah. She is extra. She's extra, but she's extra anyway. If you don't know her, she is that way in real life. Yeah, but I gotta give her props because obviously no glam for her at the casting. No glam, which is so the hair is not great, the makeup's not great, the outfits are uh. So I gotta give her props for that.

SPEAKER_02 25:45

I watched half of the Beverly Hills episode. Kathy Hilton, the best. She's the best. I mean, she brings her own pillows. Went to Sedona. She brought her pillows. She brings in. No, no, no, forget. I know a lot of people that bring their own pillows. She brought her own throw pillows, people.

SPEAKER_01 26:01

Throw pillows.

SPEAKER_02 26:01

Like throw pillows.

SPEAKER_01 26:03

And then I love that she does what I do. She sits in bed. Yeah. And she scrolls on her phone looking at funny videos, laughing. Why are they eating at 12:30 at night? Are you guys doing that?

SPEAKER_02 26:13

Yeah, and why don't they have a cook? Because Sutton's broke. She's no longer getting money from the husband. Well, I think that trip.

SPEAKER_01 26:19

You don't have the trip if you're not going to be able to pay for it.

SPEAKER_02 26:22

I think that's why she fired the assistant. I think it has something to do with money. And I think now they say her store is by appointment only, but I think it's all shady. She has no money.

SPEAKER_01 26:31

Right. But then don't go to Sedona and don't get that house. And these women don't make potlucks, especially when they're dressed in contour. I didn't finish the episode. I just love watching Kathy. And that Tilly is hilarious. She's fantastic.

SPEAKER_02 26:43

Oh, she's like Kathy.

SPEAKER_01 26:44

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 26:44

You could just say if it was just a show with the two of them, I'd be so happy.

SPEAKER_01 26:48

Tilly needs her own show. I'm sure that whatever's going on in Tilly's House on the Reg, I need to know.

SPEAKER_02 26:54

Sticking with the Cock, because you could watch Beverly Hills on the Cock. There's a new show called Ponies on the Cock.

SPEAKER_01 27:01

Yes, which stands for people of no interest as opposed to P-O-I, people of interest. Takes place in like the 70s, Moscow.

SPEAKER_02 27:11

Cold War, Cold War.

SPEAKER_01 27:12

Yes. And so these two young women who you'll recognize, Amelia Clark and Haley Lou Richardson. Haley's from White Lotus. Amelia Clark was Darnares Targaryen from Game of Thrones. They're the wives of these CIA operatives in Moscow in the 70s. It's not a secret. Their husbands die and they want to become CIA agents. And it's actually so far pretty good.

SPEAKER_02 27:37

I've only watched episode one, and I thought it was good, that it was well done. I don't even know how many episodes there are in the cock, but while you're watching Traders and Beverly Hills, you should check out Ponies on the Cock. It's a Peacock original. And episode one was enjoyable, so I'll get back to that.

SPEAKER_01 27:52

We're sticking with it. Yeah. We're definitely sticking with it. I like it so far. We're going to stick with it.

SPEAKER_02 27:56

Back for season two was hijack on Apple. Okay. I'm already annoyed. I don't understand. So could this guy be in another hijack situation? Now it's a train. Who hijacks trains? But it's a train instead of a plane. But did you watch the episode? I did. We can't say what happens at the end. So I'm not going to say what happens to the episode. I'll wait till next week. I'll give everybody a week to catch up. I love him, so I feel like I gotta keep watching. Yeah. But I'm annoyed already. I'm annoyed already.

SPEAKER_01 28:24

And also, I don't like train hijackings.

SPEAKER_02 28:27

I enjoyed what's next, the boat? I enjoyed season one. I thought it should end after season one. Here we are. We'll be Idris Elba, but we love Idris, so we're gonna continue and we'll get back to you.

SPEAKER_01 28:38

And also, how often do people like walk around and get on many hijacking?

SPEAKER_02 28:42

I have not watched the new episode of Night Manager. And the reason why I have not watched Night Manager is because my brain doesn't remember what happened yesterday. Doesn't matter. Let alone 10 fucking years ago.

SPEAKER_01 28:54

It doesn't matter. And the recap is really good, and you're gonna like it. It was 10 years ago. It's a long time ago. I know. I forgot that Tom Hiddlestone dated Taylor Swift and he's getaway car guy. I watched all three, and I thought it's pretty good. I don't feel like I have this kind of time, but do you think I need to go back? When you watch the recap, you know exactly what you need to know.

SPEAKER_02 29:14

I did not watch that yet. What is that on? Prime? Yeah. Okay, so I have to go back and watch that. That's the one thing that came out this week that I didn't watch. I did watch that his and hers, which is in the top 10 on Netflix. I'm not into it. The acting is not that great. I don't like the people. I thought it had a good ending. People are talking about the ending and they were right.

SPEAKER_01 29:36

So I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 29:36

But what was fascinating to me is that they're all adults in the show. Like they're all adults. And they're all having sex in their cars.

SPEAKER_01 29:46

Yeah. It makes no sense, people, because when you're an adult, you don't need to have sex in a car anymore.

SPEAKER_02 29:50

I I don't understand like how people having sex in cars. Like, not just one couple, but no, many couples are both having sex in cars. Listen, we've all been there, done that.

SPEAKER_01 30:01

In high school, it's uncomfortable. You do that when you're in high school and you have no money to get a room. But you don't do that when you're a 35-year-old adult or a 45-year-old adult. You can go get a room. It was fascinating that everybody was just having sex in the home. I don't understand why anybody would want to do that. I don't get it. If you're an adult, listen, query out to the public. If you're an adult over the, let's say over the age of 30, if you've had sex in a car in the past, I don't know, 10 years of your life, I need to know why. So you're saying under 30, you can have sex in a car. Yeah, I mean, you should be able to have sex not in a car by the time you're under 30, but let's give you under 30. Let's give you, let's give everybody their 20s. Yeah, I'll give you a pass. I'll give you a pass if you're under 30. But if you're over 30 and you're having sex in a car, why? I need to just understand why. Is it like a car fetish? Dude, I'm gonna get caught. You want the cops? Like, what is it?

SPEAKER_02 30:59

I can't wait to get the fuck out of my car. You want me to stay in there? No, terrible. The quicker I'm out of the car, the better. Terrible. And if I'm not driving, the car puts me to sleep. So there's nothing turning me on in this car. No, not at all. No, no, no, not good. All right, but anyway, let me know if you watched his and hers out there, listeners.

SPEAKER_01 31:19

I didn't finish.

SPEAKER_02 31:20

And tell me what you thought. I get why it's in the top 10. And people are talking about the ending, but the acting isn't really that good. No.

SPEAKER_01 31:26

So what everybody needs to watch this week is the I know you will not watch it, but the Ben Affleck, Matt Damon movie, The Rip is not watching it. People, it's excellent. Based on a true story from a cop in Miami who was busting stash houses. This movie is so damn good. What is it on? What is it on? It's on Netflix. And actually, it's fascinating because Matt and Ben did this the first ever deal with Netflix for back end based on views. So in the normal Netflix model is you just get paid to make movies and content for Netflix. But they started this actors' equity production company where basically everybody gets a piece of the action back end. And so, based on views, the actors get a piece of the action. So it's fascinating. And thankfully, it is number one this week. And honestly, whoever wrote the script, brilliant idea. The whole time you are not sure what is going on in a good way. You're not sure who's a bad guy. You're not sure who sure who to trust. You're not sure if Ben and Matt are on the same page. Maybe I'll watch it against each other. It's very, very, very good. Maybe I'll watch it. I will not let you people down.

SPEAKER_02 32:33

This is my recommendation of the week. Can you explain something to me? Because you're smarter than I am. Well, that's debatable. So Netflix is putting out like they're calling podcasts.

SPEAKER_01 32:45

No, no, they're they're basically a podcast platform. So now, like, just like you can watch. This is why we gotta do video on these days.

SPEAKER_02 32:51

No, this makes no sense to me. So Irwin is doing a podcast on Netflix. Who's Erwin? The um a cowboy. The cowboy. Who? The the Dallas Cowboy, football player. He's doing a podcast on Netflix. But why is that a podcast? It's not a podcast, it's doing a TV show. It makes no fucking sense to me.

SPEAKER_01 33:14

Well, for my job, it's making my life very complicated now because most of these big podcasts all do video. Good Hang does video. New Heights does video. Everybody knows. No, I get they do. And so people are watching their shows as opposed to listening to their shows. Aren't they now just shows? Because with their headphones, it's a podcast?

SPEAKER_02 33:34

No, this is my point. I understand that like Amy, and congratulations, by the way, Amy, well deserved. But I get that Amy puts her video on, right?

SPEAKER_00 33:44

Right.

SPEAKER_02 33:44

But when you're just showing a show on Netflix, so it's not streaming on any of the platforms that have podcasts.

SPEAKER_01 33:50

Right, then it's a show. Then it's a fucking show. I don't really understand why they're calling that a podcast anymore, unless, which I'm not sure about this. Are they also releasing it as audio only on other platforms? That I don't know. No, I don't know the answer, but I mean I don't think it's getting very, very blurry. I thought when Netflix said that they were going to get into the podcast game and all these other platforms said that, I thought basically what they're saying is just like new heights, now you can watch on Amazon. Okay. You want to watch? Fine. You can watch on YouTube. You can watch on Amazon.

SPEAKER_02 34:23

Michael Irvin is doing what's called the White House on Netflix. The White House is a good one. That's a show. If it's not if it's never been a podcast, if it's never been a podcast, this is what I think he had a podcast, but this new one called The White House is gonna be on Netflix. That's a show to me.

SPEAKER_01 34:39

Maybe it means if you're wearing headphones, it's a show. But we're we have a show. We have a show, Netflix. No problem. They want video, and you know how we feel right now about video. I'm just saying, I don't get it.

SPEAKER_02 34:50

We can go video, then it's a different story. All right, we'll move on. So a couple movies. I did watch people we met on vacation. We talked about that last week. It was cute. I really do like it. I'm sure the book was much better. They were cute, definitely enjoyable, kind of like a hallmark. And speaking of Hallmark, I watched Unexpected Valentine's Day.

SPEAKER_01 35:08

Didn't watch it yet, but I intend to.

SPEAKER_02 35:10

Which was on Netflix as a Hallmark on Netflix. Right. But it's a 2025 Valentine's Day movie. Cute. It's typical Hallmark, but people we know and recognize and like Lacey Shab and that guy. I really like the guy better than her. Those are two cute movies. If you're disgusted with football and you want to tune into people we met on vacation and unexpected Valentine, both cute. What else do we have? Do we have anything else this week as far as show is concerned? I don't think so. I don't think so.

unknown 35:38

No.

SPEAKER_02 35:39

Or I had to have a little more of my mezcal and fresco, which by the way, really hits the spot on this snowy day. All right, so my game, because it's snowing, and we've had fucking snowy winter so far on the East Coast.

SPEAKER_01 35:55

Acorn theory.

SPEAKER_02 35:56

Right? The acorn theory, we decided to make a game saying we need to talk trivia snowdown. Snowdown. So, question one. According to the Guinness Book of World Records, what is the width of the largest snowflake ever recorded? I don't even believe this. Is it 3.2 inches? 5.4 inches. 7.5 inches. 15 inches. Of the biggest snowflake? The width of the biggest snowflake ever recorded.

SPEAKER_01 36:36

Meaning left to right of a snowflake. Right. I don't know. Well, what's your guess? What what was the five-inch one? Five inches? Five point four inches. I'll go with that one. I can't imagine a 15-inch one.

SPEAKER_02 36:50

Fifteen inches. Come on. That's bullshit. It is the Guinness Book of World Records. Where do they see that? 1887 in Montana.

SPEAKER_01 37:00

Bullshit. They didn't even have rulers then. I'm telling you. All right, next. And who's running around? No, I don't believe that.

SPEAKER_02 37:07

You gotta take it up with the Guinness World Book of Records. World of Records.

SPEAKER_01 37:11

I'm challenging that question.

SPEAKER_02 37:14

Sometimes snow can appear to be falling from a blue sky. Yeah, that's true. What what is the phenomenon called? Is it called is it called sunflakes? No. Crystal drift? No. Diamond dust or ice pollen?

SPEAKER_01 37:29

Oh, I don't think it's any of those, but okay, I have to pick one. Uh, what was the first one again? Sunflakes, crystal drift. I'm gonna go sunflakes. It is called diamond dust. Oh, didn't know that. Okay, then that's not what I thought. Okay. But I have I know that that's a phenomenon. I don't think I've ever seen that. Have we seen? Probably, probably. I think I did see it when I was in Park City, Utah.

SPEAKER_02 37:51

Oh, that's nice. I like that.

SPEAKER_01 37:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 37:53

See, that's a place where you enjoy the snow. That's my point. And well, they know how to do snow, yeah. I don't enjoy when it's 20 degrees tomorrow and I'm falling the ice. Okay. Speaking of diamond dust, you're gonna like my segue here. I hope so. Snow is a popular term to describe cocaine. Yes, it is. Which of the following movies about snow, aka cocaine, won an Academy Award in any category? Okay. Is it Scarface? Is it Traffic? Is it Blow? Or is it the Wolf of Wall Street?

SPEAKER_01 38:27

I feel like all of them won something. That's what I thought, but it's not true. It would be really upsetting to me if Scarface didn't win something with all the cocaine in that. I'm gonna go with Scarface.

SPEAKER_02 38:39

That's what I thought, but it is traffic. It's traffic is the only movie from that list that won any Academy Awards. Really?

SPEAKER_01 38:46

Scarface didn't win anything?

SPEAKER_02 38:47

No, and they won four. Four.

SPEAKER_01 38:49

All right.

SPEAKER_02 38:49

Wow. In Game of Thrones, which is your show. Meanwhile, I've done really bad at this game so far. But Game of Thrones is your show, so you can make a comeback. In Game of Thrones, why does Jon Snow have the last name Snow?

SPEAKER_01 39:01

I do know this, but I'm sure I forgot it.

SPEAKER_02 39:03

Is it because he was born during a blizzard? Maybe. He was born in the north. It was his family's name, or it was given to him when he joined the Night Watch. I'm gonna say what was number one? He was born in a blizzard, he was born in the north. It was his family's name, or it was given to him when he joined the Night Watch. I'm gonna go with Born in a Blizzard, but I don't know. He was born in the North. He was a bastard from the North, and snow is the surname given to bastards born in the north. Forgot. Alright, this last question is about snow you can eat. Hostess snowballs were first introduced in 1947. Okay. Which of the following ingredients is not part of a snowball? Okay. Is it? Is it coconut, vanilla frosting, cocoa, or marshmallow? Vanilla frosting. Yes! I know my snack food. There is no vanilla frosting in a snowball. Fun fact our snowballs today are pink, but the originals were white. White. And the originals didn't have marshmallow, but that was added in 1950. So they've had marshmallow for a long time.

SPEAKER_01 40:12

Yes. In my time when I used to eat those, they had I have never had one of those.

SPEAKER_02 40:17

Oh my god. Why? I don't know. They just don't look appetizing to me, especially now that they're pink.

SPEAKER_01 40:23

So good. I haven't had one probably in 30 years, but damn, they were good.

SPEAKER_02 40:29

All right. Well, maybe in 2026, not only am I be smoking like Champagne and fucking like 50 Cent, I'll eat a fucking snowball. Because fuck it. Just fuck it, everyone.

SPEAKER_01 40:39

Why not? Just have one. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 40:41

All right. Holding up my oh, the oh, very little remainder of my mezcal fresca. Love you. Have a good week. Have a good week. Love ya