An ACTION PACKED EPISODE

This Week We Need 2 Talk Oscars, The Madison, Scarpetta, Paradise, Imperfect Women, Shrinking, DTF, Virgin River, Love Story, Company Retreat, Project Hail Mary, Legos, Cheesecake Factory, Houstons, Jamba Juice, Nike Sneakers and SO MUCH MORE

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This week on We need to talk, the Justin Timberlake video, ABC, the Bachelorette, and the new show Company Retreat. Good morning. Happy Sunday. I have some red wine because it was, of course it was St. Patrick's Day. It's also St. Joseph's Day. So cheers, little cotton red wine. How do you know St. Joseph's like red and not white? I'm just going with Italy. I'll have a little Chianti. Okay. Oh my God, I feel like we have so much to talk about. How are you? No book is full. You're in your pajamas. Yeah, I had a late night. Well, for me, late. You had a late night, you had a 315 movie. 315 movie. But you know, when you go to the movies at the mall, you have a few options of what to do for food after. And I've been trying to. That's such a New Jersey thing to say, by the way. I know. We don't go to the movies at the mall. Well, we do. And we have Houston's, but it's like always a two-hour wait. But we went to Cheesecake Factory. I haven't been to Cheesecake Factory probably in 10 years. I used to love Cheesecake Factory. Wait a second. First of all, the movie. I used to love Houston's. No, no. But I haven't gone to either of them in 20 years. Houston's is still phenomenal. Yeah. Big, big news that maybe you all know out there in the land of going to the mall or going to the Cheesecake Factory. But for me, the discovery of the Cheesecake Factory skinny licious menu. Did you know this existed? No, I haven't been there in 20 years. You know when you go to the Cheesecake Factory and they have like that notebook of a menu? Yes. Okay. In addition to the notebook, is another menu that every single thing is under 600 calories. It's called the Skinny Licious Menu. There's a bajillion things on it. That's awesome. And then you wash it down with a delicious piece of cheesecake. No, I don't eat cheesecake, so that's not a thing for me. You have a 600-calorie meal, and then you have this giant piece of cheesecake. I did not do that. I stuck to the skinny licious menu. Listen, but it's not an underground menu. It's actually a menu. No, it's on the table. Right. Okay. Yeah. This is huge news to me. I haven't been to either of those places. You know, I was just having this conversation also because for Thank God, Cheesecake Factory did that. I'm gonna, that's my new thing now. Skinny licious. For St. Patrick's Day, for the first time in 20 years, I went out and just like local out. I literally have not gone out for St. Patrick's Day in 20 years. And now we're talking about Houston's. There was a Houston's in Manhattan, and it was the best. It's Hillstone now. And it was the best. Still the best. Yeah, but I haven't been there. And Cheesecake Factory, I can't tell you the last time I said Cheesecake. Me either. I can't. I remember I was there with my nieces and Dylan when they were little. Maybe that's your big night out, the fucking skinny licious menu at the Cheesecake Factory. And the movies and the movies. We went to see Project Hill Mary, which was great. Would I like that movie? Yeah. I would. Are you sure? You got pretty much 99% of it. No, probably 100% of it. Ryan Gosling is in every frame. And he's super cute and he's super Ryan Gosling and funny. The alien is a fun alien. He's a really, really good movie. A little long. And I pulled my hamstring so it was a little bit of pain. Is it sci-fi? No, but yes. I'm telling you, I stake my reputation that you will like the movie. All right. Can't I wait till it comes out on streaming? No, because it's one of those big movies where you want to sit in the big chairs and it's got a nice sound to it. Wait, and so we went to our mall and we were sitting there, and you know, we have those big seats with the recliners and everything. Yeah. And people are coming to sit, and this girl sits next to me. Now I know nobody. She's like, Christy? I look, it's my ex-Pilates teacher, Jan. I go, Jan! And the crazy part is I just started going back to Pilates, and I hate the place I go to, and I want new Pilates places. And I say, Jan, any chance you're still teaching Pilates? And she goes, Yeah, I still teach. I'm like, the universe has sent me to you. I will be texting you later. She was so cool. This sounds like a big night out. Big night out. Pilates. Pilates, Jan, skinny menu, skinny licious at the Cheesecake Factory. To me, this is really, really a perfect evening for me. Perfect. Not to mention I was allowed all of it because I did a 5K in the morning. Yes, I spoke to you yesterday with your 5K. I love it. Yeah, good job. Yeah. I broke my own record. 54 minutes. Nice work. Yeah. With a pulled hamstring. Pretty good. I mean, should you be running in a pulled hamstring? Let's go back. There's no running involved. Oh, you don't run? I don't run. You walk.

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I walk. Okay.

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Still a record breaker. Well, what people tell me they do a 5K, I think they're running. That's really an assumption because it's that far of an assumption. Like if I said I was doing a 5k, I'd be running it. I would say to you, are you running, walking, dog walking? Oh like my 5K in town, I do the dog walk. Yeah, cat walking too. Yeah, right. Of course. Uh Punch has a girlfriend. I know. What if Punch has a baby and then he uses the dollars? Can't take it. I cannot take it. Wouldn't that be the cutest thing? And his girlfriend has a coloring of the doll. Yeah. Oh god, it's so cute. I know. I love him so much. I just want him to have a good life. He's good. Does he need anything? Money or something? We send him something. I think he needs anything. We'll send him something. Well, since you probably screaming, don't send him money. Well, I was gonna say you probably already bought the punch t-shirt, right? I bought the punch socks and now the keychain. Okay, so maybe we should send him some we need to talk merch. Maybe he wants a we need to talk a sweatshirt. Yeah. Put it on the doll. He's so cute. All right, we have so much to talk about. It's been a week, but no surprises with the Oscars and boring. For the first time in my life, I turned the Oscars off. I was really bored. Yeah. Nicole Kidman looked fucking beautiful. She did look really beautiful. You think that's her go fuck yourself look? Totally. I don't know if I texted you my idea, but I've been telling everybody my new idea. The Met Gala and the Oscars should merge and be one thing. Because all we really care about is the outfits, the arrivals, who everybody's with, right? So maybe they do the Met Gala, which is on YouTube, which the Oscars is going to YouTube, and along the staircase, before they get into the party, they do all of the awards. Because most of the people who are at the Oscars. Correct. And the Met Gala is on YouTube. And Anna Winter was at the Oscars. So I just that's never gonna happen. But it would be a great idea. They gotta wear the theme outfits. Okay, the theme is movies. No, every year, same theme. We need a different theme. We have 4,000 different categories of movies. Pick a movie category. But was there any surprises? Called it. I said Michael B. Jordan's gonna win for some. Timothy Chalamet took a lot of hits. And he takes it like a trooper. Takes it like a trooper, and then he's got his hot girlfriend sitting next to him. He looked crazy careful. Right. He's like, I'm sleeping with this tonight. Exactly, Timothy. Exactly. And then what happens the next day? They announce Dune 3. And when is it coming out? Right before the Oscars next year. Does YouTube have the Oscars next year? I think 2028 is the last year of the Oscars on ABC. Well, let's talk about ABC for a minute because they're down quite the millions. This Taylor Frankie Paul situation is actually crazy. And I know there's so many opinions about it, and everybody's got some video on Instagram talking about their opinion. From the moment that ABC announced that she was going to be the bachelorette. We said she's 31, a mother of three. She's got two baby daddies. She's got a domestic assault. She's a Mormon. She's a Mormon. She lives in fucking Utah. What the fuck? And I get it. You're thirsty for ratings, and maybe she was gonna bring the ratings. I think I probably would have tuned in to see one episode of her. You mark my words. We're gonna see this show. I don't know how, I don't know where, but we're gonna see it somewhere. But it was a dumb decision to make her stupid The Bachelorette in the first place. You actually knew about this 2023 domestic assault case. The video was what was leaked. So the video was never out, and now Cobra leaked it. The video itself is extremely disturbing, and all of these people need serious help. And I hope they're getting the help they want. I know that everyone's trying to cover their ass, and the Mormons are talking about distancing themselves from her and all this shit. But the bottom line is this cup, this man and woman, and the kids now need serious therapy and help. 100% accurate, but I will say this. If the other mom talkers think that we care that much with them without Taylor, they're wrong. Because the rest of them are boring. Everybody's getting a divorce. Yeah, they're all getting divorced. Dad talk thinks that they could be a thing. Oh, they are not terrible. I want to turn it off. I didn't even finish the season yet because I'm fast-forwarding when they're on the screen. Yeah, I can't even watch it. So now they say we're pulling the bachelorette season. Yeah, well, that's gonna cost them a hundred million dollars. So all of like ad space, that's the craziest thing, right? It's actually sick. She's so fucked up as a person. Remember that she sleeps with him the night before she flies to LA to go on the bachelorette. Correct. But I think ABC should send out a mass voting thing that says, Do you want to still see this show public? And let the public decide if we want to see it or not. I say the public is so crazy that we all say yes, we want to see it, and then they run it anyway with the ads. And I honestly think the ratings will go up. I think it's nuts, man. But that's because we're all psycho. I feel the same way with Love is Blind. It's over. Let's end the Bachelor, Bachelorette, let's end Love is Blind. We're moving on to new things. There's different reality shows, things that are new, fresh. Right. Dancing with the Stars came back, and that's good. Reality show, like it has another wave. These things have to end. You have to recognize when it's time to end. Right. In the words of Kathy Hilton, you gotta read the room. Read the room. Shut up. That's right. Read the room, people. If nobody wants this or the show no longer works, it's time to go. Oh my god. There was this other reality show called Age of Attraction that's on Netflix. I'm not watching that. I'm not. A girl at work was like, Yeah, yo, you're watching it. Should we give her a shout out? Yeah, Jen, thanks for the shout out. Thanks, Jen. She forces me, not force me, but she makes me now watch these things. And I'm texting her on a Saturday morning like this is ridiculous. So anyway, Nick Vale, the guy who was the bachelor's. He's a bachelor. So he's cute as a button. But his wife, I didn't realize, was 18 years younger. Oh, she is? Yeah, and they just had, I think they had twins. So they are the hosts of the show. And the thing that's so stupid is that so you see, everyone sees each other, and the only thing that you can't say is your age. Do they all look a certain age? But this is my point. Like when somebody says to you, and I mean this, you know I love you to die. Somebody says to you, Christy, you look great. No one means that you look 25 because you don't look 25. No, I take that like you look good for your age, not you look like you're 25. These people are walking around, they're our age, but and when they've committed if they they make a connection, they want to commit to each other, they go into this thing called a promise room. And now in this promise room, you give each other a ring, just meaning like you're gonna continue and you're gonna move in together, meet each other's family, blah, blah, blah. But only in the promise room can you tell each other your age. But right before they spit it out, you have these people going, Oh, he's gonna be shocked, or she's gonna be shocked. It's not that shocking that you're 52 years old. Has it happened where it's a 20-year-old and a 50-year-old? Oh, yeah, they got like a 27-year-old or something with a 60-year-old. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. When you look at the 60-year-old, I don't know if it's the woman or the man, but does the 60-year-old look? Well, this in this case, the man was 60. I don't think he looks 60, but oh, this is another part. This is so funny. Are you allowed to say, Do you have children? Yes, this is what I was gonna say. You're shocked that the guy's 38 and you're 22, but he just told you he has a 14-year-old son. So where is the shock?

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So wise.

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If the only thing that you're not allowed to ask is the age, I'd say, Were you alive during the moon landing? Like I'd have questions. When the girl when the challenger ship blew up, when the girl is talking about family trips with her grandparents, one has to assume she's very young. I wish my grandparents were here. I mean, come on now. But that part is making me laugh. But anyway, the one girl who's with the 60-year-old, actually, she says that she is celibate. Okay. And she's made a decision to be celibate and she's waiting until marriage and blah, blah, blah. And so now it sparked this conversation of what does that word actually mean? Because I also heard look it up. It means you don't, you've never had sex in your life. I've also heard Mara from The Traders and from Love Island make a statement that she is a celibate. Doesn't she mean like I've chosen not to have sex from this period of time to that period of time? She's been celibate for a year, but that's the right celibate. Use of the word. And when you're celibate, does celibate mean you're just not having sex? Because I take it like if I'm celibate, I'm never having sex ever. Right. And usually it's around what's the definition? A religion, yeah, right? Like the priests are celibate. But when you're celibate, take a vow of celibacy. Yes. But when you're celibate, does that mean you have no other sexual relations? Oh, actually, we're we're wrong. It says celibate describes a person who abstains from sexual activity often as a long-term or permanent lifestyle choice. So it could be for an amount of time or forever. I just feel like people say the word in the wrong way. Well, but I think we're wrong. It says it can also specifically mean staying unmarried due to religious vows or personal spiritual reasons. That's how I always take it. But can you do other sexual things? I don't know. Mean other than intercourse? Yes. Can you kiss if you're celibate? Well, they've kissing, but other things. It says abstaining from sex. Yeah, I don't know. Well, what's the definition of sex? It's just all interesting. Anyway, yeah. I don't know what the definition of sex is. So the age of attraction, I know you're not gonna watch it, but I'm gonna watch it. I'm gonna finish the scene. I'm gonna be celibate for the age of attraction. That doesn't abstaining. So that was new this week on Netflix. Also, did you see the video of Justin Timberlake? I feel like we need to talk about that video. You know what? This is what I have to say. Videos are leaking this week. But this is what I have to say. I don't know who Justin Timberlake's PR people are or his fixer. Maybe he has Olivia Pope. I don't know. But remember a few weeks ago. Everybody needs Olivia Pope or Ray Donovan. Yeah. But uh remember, like maybe like a month or so ago or a few weeks ago, they come out with the statement that they're trying to suppress the video because they think it will damage his reputation, right? Yes. And we're all like, oh my gosh, what what did he do in the in the video? Oh my gosh. Like, what could damage the perfect Justin Timberly? Especially because it all died down really fast. So then the video leaks, and to be honest, I thought it was sort of fine. Like he was very respectful, he did what he was asked. Obviously, he was wasted. I think it was reverse psychology. Meaning they set us all up on purpose for him to be horrible and he wasn't. No, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, PR people were brilliant today. Yes, I think that's that's gotta be because he could make everybody think it's because he actually get a fucking Uber, Justin. Yes, but he actually couldn't have been any nicer. I was laughing so hard where he was like, What do you do? Who are you? I'm on World Tour. He said, World tour. What's the guy's like, What? What's a world tour? He's like, World tour. He has no idea who he is. The use of world tour was like four times he dropped world tour. I just was like, This is ridiculous. Well, then the cop goes, What does that mean? And he said, It's complicated. And then he says, I'm Justin Timberlake. And the guy goes, Who? He goes, Who? Yeah, and then he says, Do you have IDs? Nice to be in your bubble of Sag Harbor, having no fucking clue who Justin Timberlake is. What? You have ID? It was just he's like a rental car world tour. Well, when I was on my 5K yesterday, I was with my friend Kate and her friends, and her friends are so much fun. And we go to a bar afterwards and we're talking, and I said, Oh, they started drinking a little early, and I didn't want to drink because I was going to the movies, and they're like, What movie are you going to? And I said, Project Hail Mary. And they said, What's that? And I said, The biggest movie of all time right now. And they're like, Who's in it? I go, Ryan Gosling. They're like, Who's that? I go, You don't know who Ryan Gosseling is. Oh my. I love the bubbles. I love the bubbles everybody's in. So I pull up a photo on my phone and like, oh, yeah, I know who that is. But not like, oh yeah, Ryan Gosling. It was just so funny to me. Friends are the funniest people ever. Oh my God. So I mean, look, that's what I'm saying. All this hype about don't leak the video. The video gets leaked, and it's like, what? Okay. We love Justin even more now. Justin, get a fucking Uber. That's just taking Uber, Justin. All right. Speaking of Olivia Pope, Imperfect Women was a new show that dropped on what? What did it drop on? Amazon Prime. Oh, Amazon Prime. Amazon Prime. And I'm gonna give a spoiler because it's not even really a spoiler. It stars Carrie Washington, Kate Mara, and Elizabeth Moss from Handmaid's Tale. And this is my spoiler, but it's really not a spoiler, but okay. I don't care. Every time I go to watch a show that Kate Maher is in, and I get excited because she's fucking hot. I like, I love Kate Maher. I don't get enough of Kate Maher. He's fucking hot. They kill her in the first two days. I don't know. Now it doesn't matter because it's all gonna flashback. And you'll see her. It's you know, all these shows are flashbacking. I just am like, I get let me just ask you a question. Okay, so these imperfect women, these three best friends, you get the feeling they are the tightest of tight. One is super wealthy, one's not so wealthy and has three kids, one's single. It's just whatever. They're best friends, ride or die. And then, of course, this one's talking about that one behind the other one. This one's talking about that one behind the other one. There's secrets. What kind of best friends are these best friends? We always get to these kinds of stories where I really didn't know my best friend as well as I thought. Well, I was just gonna say this stupid. I'm watching it, I mean I watch it, but I like the cast, but is this again another show where it's like we've seen this before? Yeah. All these wealthy women who did secrets and lies and tangled webs and all these things. Is it's another like who did it and who's involved? And I'm like, I think this is a book, right? But is this a Reese Witherspoon thing? No, no, I don't think we've seen this one. Because I feel like these are all Oprah. Yeah, I know all that kind of stuff, and but it's nice to see move on. It's nice to see Olivia Pope. I feel like she looks really weird in this show. You do? I think she looks good. Her hair looks very strange to me. I don't know. I thought she looked good. I did like her clothes. Oh, that clothes are awesome. That jean thing that she was wearing was so cool. Yeah, I've never seen anything like that before. So, this is two episodes that dropped on Prime. It's gonna drop out weekly on Wednesdays. Okay. I mean, it's good, it's just same old, same old. I did not make good ground with Scar Patter. Like that, are you watching it? I watched the first one, but I have no interest to watch more. Oh. I'm gonna watch it because again, I love the cast. Yeah, I love the cast too, but for some reason I'm like, and and all the criticism that I'm hearing is based on not being like the books, but we didn't read the book. So I feel like for us, we just gotta power through it. Well, when I sent out my thing last night about Project Hail Mary, everybody that I guess reads books sends me a text saying, Did you read the book? And I said, I don't read. And then I said, I'm just curious because the movie was amazing, but it was two and a half hours long, and I had a peace so bad, and I pulled my hamstring, so I was in a lot of pain. So it was really long. So I asked my friends, how many pages is this book? Because the movie was long. The book is 500 pages. I can't read a 500-page book. I gotta wait for it to be on streaming. I don't want to sit there for two and a half hours. You know what? The only thing is, it really is meant to be seen in a big screen with big sound. Understand that. It really is. Two and a half hours, and I get a margarita, and then you can have a margarita. I know, I know, but then I'm gonna have to go to the bathroom. I could tell you exactly when to go to the bathroom. I watched Is This Thing On? That came on on streaming. Yeah, I need to watch it. It's like as if I was gonna direct a movie and I just asked all my friends to be in it. Bradley Cooper is the director, right? He cast all his friends. Obviously, Cass Will are not who is the main character. Weren't they roommates? Yes, they were BFF, Laura Dern, who they're all friends. Then he has Sean Hayes in it, which is fine, but then he has Sean Hayes' husband in it. Is Sean Hayes' husband an actor? No, he's a music composer. Exactly. So it's just all my friends are in this movie. Give everybody jobs. Is it a great movie? No. Okay. But, you know, I like seeing him, and I'm glad I didn't see it in the theater like I was watching it on my TV. So it's all good. It's fine. You can go to the bathroom and get a snack. Right, exactly. All right, where do you want to go to next? Because there's so much that we need to talk about. Did I tell you that I did my video? Very first Lego? What's happening here? Wait, oh, I just have to tell you this because this is how old I am. Never really. This is what I'm saying. We're talking about fucking Cheesecake Factory. I know I'm turning into a kid. You're like an old person. Actually, if you think about it, maybe not. Maybe I'm getting younger because I'm going to the Cheesecake Factory, it was Philip Kits, and now I did a Lego. But Rich bought me a Lego that's a custom Lego of our dog. Yeah. It's not even made by the Lego company. It's made by some other. It's like the one that you got me. No, that's really made by Lego. Okay. This is made by like Jabbalaba or whatever, you know, some company. Okay. I had never done a Lego before. And also this Lego, in between layers, you have to screw in these tiny screws. What's tiny screws? That's terrible. First of all, the Lego took two weeks to do. It was so hard. I screwed it up 42 times. We had to take it apart, re-put it back together. Legos are hard. No, I used to do Legos with my godson because he was so into Legos, but he was like the master, and I was just helping him. And it's hard. But it's so hard. I don't even know how people do it. And you need concentration. And that's why when you buy the Legos, they give you the age range. This is for 12 and over. But the over could be 50 because it's really hard. Well, right now, Legos are being done by adults all the time. It's a big new resurgence in the Lego marketing and everything. But by adults like us or like Gen Z. No, older. A lot of older people are doing it. Maybe it's like good therapy. It's supposedly good for your brain to learn how to do it. It's good for your dexterity. I'm not that person. Like, I don't like puzzles. You like puzzles. I don't like, you know, I don't like that stuff. This was hard as and I got so frustrated. Richard. I would throw it all over the place. A leg fell off. I had the legs backwards. I mean, it was insane. Well, I'd like to say, can we put a picture on the Instagram? Yes, yes. I actually have one when I was doing it, and then I could actually send you the done. I want to see the done one. And I want to see you while you were doing it. You want to see me when I'm struggling because I don't know. Because I was like, this fucking sucks, this leg of shit. All right, let's talk about the ending of Virgin River because we both finished. Now, once again, everyone, the only thing that ever happens is the last three minutes of the season. Wait, a couple of things. No, no. Don't even fucking try to justify it. Did we need an entire episode of Mel and Jack on a honeymoon? No, this is what I'm saying. The only thing that happens is it always the last three minutes of the series. I know. But I still love it. I know, me too. It's so bad. But it got renewed. We know this. Well, now it has to be because it ended in, of course, another baby cliffhanger. Yeah. Another cliffhanger. Of course it did. Wait, the Dr. Eli. Where is he from? Where do we know him from? I love that Dr. Eli. Who is he? Who is he? I didn't look him up. I didn't have a chance. I gotta go look him up. He's so cute. But where do we know him from, Dr. Eli? No, he must be in something. Because that's not her husband. No, no, no, no. This is now a love of her life from Doctors Without Borders. Also, is it called Nurses Without Borders? I thought it was just called Doctors Without Borders. Obviously, doctors need nurses, but is there something called Nurses Without Borders? I don't know, but she's a nurse practitioner. So she knows she's a doctor. Yeah. She can do anything. They defer to her for everything. Mel, you want to take over? Sure. Mel, can you do this? Sure. Mel, you want to do brain surgery? Okay. Like she knows how to do everything. I can't. It's a fucking show. And also, how wealthy are Jack and Mel? Oh, let's buy a farm and have horses. Oh, let's make a bigger farm and buy a tractor. Oh, let's pay for this guy's bull riding thing. Oh, let's buy Preacher out. No problem. Here's the paperwork. And Preacher, like, not for nothing, Preacher. But you need to just know how to read the room. In the words of Kathy Elton. Read the room, Preacher. Stay with the freaking bar. Make the menu whatever you want and shut the fuck up. The show's ridiculous. But I love it. It's ridiculous. Also now nobody's eating at the freaking truck, right? There's no bake because what's her name had the baby and is having all this baby PTSD or depression. Yeah. There's nobody operating the breakfast truck. So nobody's eating breakfast. No, she wasn't working for the breakfast truck anyway. She was working for she was still doing the truck before that. Nobody eats breakfast now. Now no one eats breakfast. They only eat lunch and dinner and they only eat at Jack's Bar. That's it. I can't. Please say that. That teacher's the only chef in the whole land in all of Virgin River. Speaking of rivers, did you get caught up on the Madison? I love it. Because Taylor Sheridan made you a soap opera with Michelle Pfeiffer and Kurt Russell. He made you an adult soap opera. I love it. I'm an idiot. I'm an idiot, but I love it. So ridiculous. It's like a New York City spoiled rich family moves to Little House on the prairie. You see what I mean when I said last week that they made it really anti New York City? Yeah, but I know, I know. I get it. So now she's gonna move there. And then they're all gonna move there. We can't even go and stay to honor our dad, but now we're all gonna move. I don't think they all move there. I can't imagine the younger daughter moves there. Especially after the bees, the horns. And you need plumbing. We need to get plumbing. I'm sure she's gonna sell her shit, build a bathroom, and we'll be everything. But I'm sad that I'm not gonna see that. Well, I guess I'm only in flashbacks, but that houndhouse, whatever she lives in in Manhattan. Oh my god. Yeah, all right. So Kurt Russell's great. He's aging like fine wine. He is aging like fine wine. Do you see him at the Oscars? So cute. So cute. That whole family is just that whole family is the cutest. She looked, Kate looked great. Yeah. Way too much bath. I don't like baths. I don't like people that take baths. I know. We went over this last time at the bath. She's always in the tub. Yeah, she takes a lot of baths. Too much bathing. But she's badass, though. I really do like. And man, she's gonna get nominated for an Emmy with all that crime. That show is Paramount Plus. And ladies out there, Taylor Sheridan, he gave you a nice little fucking soap opera because you know what he gives all the men? The hot women and landmen and all those things. My sister-in-law Elka, her sister Petra, lives in Bozeman, Montana, and I never really wanted to visit, but that show makes me want to go to Bozaman, Montana. Oh, yeah, it's so nice. It looks beautiful. It looks gorgeous. And now they have good food there. Maybe I should go visit. You know what? I should ask producer Ed if he has money in the budget and send me on a scouting trip. Yeah, it's like when the housewives go to all their destinations. Yeah. Yeah. Now they're in Italy. Oh my god. I love looking at the streets of Florence. Makes me so happy. Yeah, they're in Florence. Shopping. Fucking crazy. Just shopping, spending thousands. Kathy Hilton comments. Did you see how many laboo boos Kathy Hilton had on her pocketbook? I'm like, Kathy, really? And I think labooobos are over already. Get it off the freaking pocketbook. She is the best. She had a lot of them. It's so good. Speaking of the Emmy, people were saying that this week's episode of Love Story, she was very good. Sarah Pigeon will be nominated based on this week. Sarah Pigeon, not spokesperson, the new road. Yeah, I just bought the new flavors of Road. Yeah. What was it? Do you have the Rode phone case or no? No, I was gonna order it, but I was like, cheesy. But it's a big deal. I know. It's so good. But anyway, I just bought the two new flavors and I see our face. I think I actually took it out of the show last week because last week I said she was uh one of the spokespeople for Skims, but it wasn't. It was Road. But it's all the same people. It's those Ratners, Lauren Ratner and Michael Ratner, who have the OBB company, they do things like that all the time. They jump on whatever's hot and they get they're the ones who did the Kendall Jenner Super Bowl commercial, that OBB. Yeah. And I think they did this Road thing because that's his wife. But this Sarah Pigeon is gonna be huge. And I think, to be honest, the fact that the guy that plays JFK Jr. is such a bad actor makes her look Oscar-worthy. This week's episode for me personally was extremely painful because he's so bad. And it was too much of him, it was too much of him. So even though she was great, and I it was so painful because he's so bad. Also, not only is it painful that he's so bad, it also makes it that JFK Jr. was a tool, which was sad because in my mind he was not a tool, but now I think he was a tool. I think he was just pretzel. It was bothering bothering me. The new flavors pretzel. Pretzel flavor? Yeah. Well, I might need to order that too. Yeah, I needed it. I need a pretzel. Good for her being on road. I literally went to get the new collar, and there she was. Yes, in this cute little pink number. She's the it woman. I don't know if she was at that flag football thing. I haven't gotten involved in that, but you know, that fanatic. Yeah, it was last night on YouTube, I think. But I need to watch it yet. I want to watch it. I want to watch it again. That's Michael Ratner and Michael Rubin together joining forces. Probably pretty smart move, right? Yeah, great. Okay. A couple of things. So the last episode of DTF. I love jamba juice. Jamba juice got me through grad school. I've never had a jamba juice. Oh my god. I literally had a jamba juice before class every time. Yeah, I never had one. Oh, I love it. So good. But there's so much talk of jamba juice. It makes me want to have a jamba juice. And the only jamba juice that I know of around is actually in the airport. There's a jamba juice in Kennedy Airport. There's one in my mall, but I of course there is. But I don't go to it. There's always a line at Jamba Juice. I never go. They're gonna change every week of who they want you to think it is. Yeah. Right? So you think it's him, then you think it's her, and now who knows? Next week it'll be something else. Every show that's out right now has a great cast. That's the only thing that draws me in these these days. Although I will say there's no major stars in company original. Let's just take a step back because maybe there's people that have never watched Jury Duty. Well, that's silly. They gotta watch Jury Duty. If you haven't watched Jury Duty, you need to go watch that. But that show was basically the story of somebody being on a jury, and everybody in it is an actor except for this one guy. And that guy got famous for a little while because he was so sweet and cute and pure. So the same team that brought us Jury Duty brings us now this thing called Company Retreat, which is about a fake company called Rock and Grandma's Hot Sauce. And the fake company is going on their annual company retreat, and they hire a temp to help them with it. And so everybody's an actor except for Anthony the Temp. And again, so cute, who's so cute. So cute and so pure, yeah. Right off the bat, friggin' hilarious. But if you're a temp, let's see, this is the difference between like jury duty and the temp. Jury duty, you feel like this is your obligation. You can't just leave. If I'm a temp and all this crazy shit is happening, I'll get my fucking car and leave it. Except for the fact that he's finding the people, you know, they drew him in with some of the stuff that's been happening and they're so nice to him. I don't know. I mean, it's like it starts to get crazy. At one point, he says, This can't even be a TV show because he said it's not real life. This can't be real life, yeah. But he's he's in it. It's so funny though. Oh my god. Is that on Amazon Prime also? Yeah, yeah. So check it out. It's called The Company of Cheap. But if you did not watch Jury Duty, oh watch jury duty first because the other component of it is James Marson is on the jury. What show is he gonna be on now? I just saw that they announced they announced not Mobland, no. I mean, he's on Paradise, obviously, in flashbacks, but he's now gonna be on something else. Yeah, what show? Not the last thing he told me, was it? Oh, I know what it was. I don't even need to look it up. It's uh the John Hamm one. Oh, friends and neighbors. Yeah, friends and neighbors. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It just came to me because that's coming back in April. Yes, again, rich people with rich people problems, all this tangled web, but now we're gonna have James. So that's what I mean. We just keep watching for the people. Yep, exactly right. Paradise was crazy this week. So just the episode about Jane. Yeah, so now we just see what the fuck goes down from here. And shrinking, oh my god, so sad. Okay, you guys. So shrinking, I have to say, of course, we say it every week, but this week, what I loved, okay. So Liz and Derek have a loser son, and he doesn't know what he wants to do. He's not a loser, he's lost, he's just lost. I mean, he's in his 20s, we're all lost in our 20s. Yeah, I should say he has they have a son who's lost. Some of us were jumba juice, and some of us were at the cheesecake factory. I don't know. So he's into sneakers, so they say you should have a sneaker, and they're all wearing the sneakers, which is so so now all those Nike, so everybody, the baby has Nikes on, the Derek's have Nikes on Ford has Nikes on. Of course, every sneaker that they show is a sneaker I've never seen before in my life. I love it, I love it, I love it. And now, of course, what's happening? Nike, all different sneakers are going all over the place on the internet, and they're having a new moment of collectible sneakers. It's great, it's great brilliant, brilliant move. And also Gabby losing her patient. Oh my god. Oh my gosh, what an episode! And Harrison Ford just loves her so much, you know what I mean? It was a heavy episode. The craziest part for me is so Jason Siegel and Colby Smolders were in How I Met Your Mother together for 10 years, and they were with other people in How I Met Your Mother, and now they're together in shrinking, which is so weird to me. There was an interview with the daughter. I don't know her name, but she's amazing and so cute. The daughter on the show. Yeah. There was an interview with her, and she was saying how the chemistry is so great because they've known each other forever. And she said, I wonder what if I'm gonna have that in 20 years, who's gonna be my person? I saw that interview, and it was so good. But they're making out, like they never made out on how I met your mother, they were with other people. So the fact now they've probably been friends for 25 years, yeah, and they're making out is so funny to me. And it's also a little cringy. She looks great, she looks amazing. Yeah, I want it to go so slow, like I want time to stop because it's almost almost over. Like the season is almost over. I need time to stop. Also, they announced that Paradise is coming back this week. It got comfort. I thought that Dan Fogelman said he has it in his mind as a four or five year show. Oh, really? We're in season three. Oh, the other thing is the other interview I saw because three or season two? Two. Two? Yeah. Okay, so then I think it's three or four years. The other thing that I saw, you know, is like the girl who's the music director. Krista Miller. Yeah, we were talking about that last week. Yeah, but I saw her on an interview this week, also. I was watching old clips and stuff. Well, she said she's the musical director of other shows, also. What are the other shows that she's? I got I meant to look it up. Oh Bill Lawrence, the creator of all those shows, is her husband, and Gracie Lawrence is her daughter. So anything he does, she does the music for. Correct. Okay, got it. Okay, yeah, that makes sense. And she's really good at it. Yeah. It's again casting my friends. This is what I mean. Nepo friends, Nepo wives, Nepo husbands, nepo kids. It's all about the Nepo. Nepo. Yeah. All right. Well, we're ready to be somebody's Nepo. I know. We suck. Are you are we ready for the game, or do you have anything else you would like to add to this brilliant podcast this week? The only other thing that I wanted to mention is it's jelly bean season, everybody. Jelly bean season. It's coming up. Um, the only thing coming up. I've been eating the jelly beans. You have to eat them now. What are you talking about? I don't have a jelly bean in this house. It's unfortunate. The only thing I wanted to say is I saw Dog Day afternoon on Broadway. Oh, how was that? You had a busy week. I'm telling you, I'm getting out there. I'm doing things. You are good. I'm like it. Keeping active. I like it. I like it. It's the new thing about me. I'm getting out. Gotta be in early, but I'm getting out. I gotta be in. Like, I gotta. How was it? How was it? How was it? Well, they're in previews right now, and it's with you would recognize many of the people in it. Like, okay, so it's the two guys from the bear. Yes. Yeah, I saw who was in it. Yeah. And then I love him. You recognize the lesbian couple and friends. Yes. The not Ross's baby mama, but the other girl, she's in it. And then there's a guy who's a cop who you would definitely recognize. So good cast. I thought it was really good. Okay. I thought that the guy who plays Sonny was the guy from The Bear who put who's cuz, but it isn't. It's the other guy. So I think I just had different expectations. And then I also thought it was like that play True West where they switch. Yes, yes, yes, yes. It's not. It's a little dated, but it was good. It was good. And it was in previews. So at one point, one of the actors forgot his lines and says, Line. I love when they do that. It makes me so happy. I love it. Yeah. And the other thing that was kind of cool is they used the whole theater. I was in second row mezzanine. The actors were up where we were. Oh, that's awesome. It was cool. And the set was really cool. For anybody that's going, I just want to know what you think. All right, great. That's my only other thing that I did this week. Everything else on the list? So I got a lot of shit from my game last week. A lot of our listeners. No, you got a lot of shit from my game about your ability to whatever. Whatever, everybody. Get a life. Okay. So because of Justin Timberlake's video coming out, we created a trivia game about celebrity DUIs. Oh, okay. Let's play. We need to talk about your DUI. So these are five. No, me either. Thank God. Uber. Uber. Five groups of celebrities. You have to pick the one who has not received a DUI. Oh, okay. Alright, so first we'll go with actresses. So I'm gonna name you five actresses, and you're gonna tell me which one did it. I didn't. Okay. Michelle Pfeiffer. Okay. Lindsay Lohan. Okay. Amanda Bynes. Okay. Misha Barton. Okay. Or Heather Lockleer. Shit. I can't imagine Michelle Pfeiffer had a DUI. I know Misha Barton did. She's the OC girl. Amanda Bynes is crazy. Did she have a DUI? She must have. She must have. She has like a nose ring and she went, she went crazy. I don't know what happened to her. Yeah, I don't know if she had a DUI. I mean, I feel like I have to say that Michelle Pfeiffer did not have a DUI. Right. She's fishing. She didn't have a DUI. She's catching fish in Montana. Lindsay Loan had multiple DUIs. Amanda Bynes was arrested in 2012. Misha in 2007. And Heather Locklear in 2008, where she also had prescription drugs involved. Yeah, just wasn't sure about one, but I figured it had to be between Michelle Pfeiffer and Misha. All right, you're doing good. Here's the next one. Now we're gonna do actors. Okay, they've all had DUI. Kiefer Sutherland, he has Kurt Russell, Vince Vaughn, David Hasselhoff, or Mel Gibson. Okay, wait. It's between Vince Vaughn. David Hasselhoff definitely did. Did Kurt Russell? He's like a Disney guy. Vince Vaughn or Kurt Russell? Go with your gut. Go with your gut. I'll be so sad if Kurt Russell had a DUI. I'm gonna say Kurt Russell. Right! Because they're so cute, Michelle and Kurt. Kurt has never had a DUI. Kiefer has multiple. Yes. Vince Vaughn 2018. David Hasselhoff 2007, and Mel 2006. I feel like the Hudson Russell family is a good family. Good family. All right, now we'll go to musicians. This is hard. Oh my god. Right. So is it Willie Nelson? Does he even drive? Steven Tyler. Dave Grohl, Kid Rock, or Flowrider. I don't know anything about Flow Rider at all. All right. Did Dave Grohl have a DUI? I mean, he's done a lot of fucked up shit, but is that he had a DUI? Who is it again? Say it one more time. Willie Nelson had to have something because he's a old, old man. Steven Tyler definitely had something. Kid Rock or Flowrider. I feel like I feel like Kid Rock had a DUI too. All right. Who are you going with? I don't know anything about Flow Rider. Get a picket. Hurry up. What are my choices again? Oh my God. You're right now. You've narrowed it down to Dave, Girl, or Flowrider. Who do you want to go with? I feel like Dave Grohl didn't have a DUI, but he's had other things. I'm gonna end this video. You are right. He's too busy having sex with other women. Three for three. He's having sex. He has no time for a DUI. Right. Willie Nelson in 2006, Steven Tyler in 1997, Kid Rock in 2007, and Flow Rider as two, 2011 and 2012. Yeah, I wouldn't know that. That's my biggest issue. I just feel like you are three for three right now. Okay. Okay. Reality TV celebrities. Okay. Nicole Ritchie, Harris Hilton, Catherine Dennis, that's the girl from Southern Charm. Kim Kardashian or Chloe Kardashian. Okay. Kim's never had a DUI. Correct. I knew you would do this. If it's a Kardashian, I know. Kim has never had a DUI. He doesn't even drink. Nicole Ritchie had a DUI, but she was going the wrong way, actually driving. Paris Hilton, 2006. Katherine Dennis, multiple. Khloe Kardashian, 2007. I saw hers. Hers was great. There's nothing great about it. Is that before Uber? Yeah, before. Yes. Alright, athletes. Okay. Jason Kidd. Rory McElroy. Tiger Woods. Charles Barkley or Mike Tyson. I'm gonna say. I feel like I wanna say Rory McElroy. If Jason Kidd was sitting next to me, I wouldn't know who he was. Like I know his name, but I don't I don't know anything about him. I can't picture a mug shop because I don't know what he looks like. Definitely Mike Tyson, of course.

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Of course.

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And that's a given. Charles Barkley's a good dude, but he's made mistakes in his life. And also, he's an Auburn graduate, and I love him, so I can't pick him. I'm gonna just go with my gut and say Rory McElroy. Yes, it is Rory. He's a fucking psychopath. He's done other things like Dave Girl, Corrupt 500, both seductive reasoning 2012, Tiger Woods, 2017, Charles Barkley arrested in 2009, and Michael Tyson has multiple. Yeah, of course, on how to be a Rory. Yeah. Oh my god, you know your DUIs. I do. I know my DUIs. Look at my skills. See, sometimes I say to myself, what is my superpower? I don't have one. Well, I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what my knowing people's DUIs is not. I'll tell you what's not my superpower, these games.

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But they're mine.

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We've neglected to say that this is one of our favorite weeks of all time. It is opening day. Everything seems good and new, and there's hope and promise on opening day. So everybody enjoy your opening day this week. We are Wednesday. The Mets are, I believe, Thursday. So let's have a season, everyone. Have a good week. Go, Yankees. Love you.