Snyder’s Return

Fists, Fur and a Mountain of Trouble - Pt_24

December 10, 2020 Snyder's Return Season 2 Episode 28
Snyder’s Return
Fists, Fur and a Mountain of Trouble - Pt_24
Show Notes Transcript

With Bron's return to the 3 Old Kegs, he finds the others enjoying the 'Nightlife' of the tavern. Catching their attention they head back to the room and plan the heist on the Rillyn Mansion.

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So you have made your way through the streets of the upper city and caught the attention of no one in particular. And as you arrive back at the three o kegs and go through the door, the desk clerk acknowledges your presence. And you can hear from the saloon bar to your right hand side as you go through the main door. The dulcet tones of Raven and your compatriots who are singing, dancing and drinking that's what I left them then

Aukan:

just want to point out that I've got Raven on the shoulders while he's playing the lute.

Revan:

So it begins ritual has begun.

Bron:

That's a very tall musician.

Snyders Return:

All right, as you surveyed the scene from from these guys, they're all carrying on the three or toads as you would know them are sent in the far corner and the given some disapproving looks, but all in all you can see they have trapped another member of the upper city general population they are regaling their stories, which they look thoroughly thoroughly bored the bar staff are busy handing out drinks and food being handed out on so replace in all sorts

Bron:

just go go up to them and then join in I guess just sit down at a table they in the middle of a song

Snyders Return:

is entirely down to them.

Revan:

Yeah, probably will be will be Yeah. Well, we're just playing is like you know, just happy in just drinking songs. Yeah. We like to drink with all kinds Zarkon as I might, and all that stuff.

Bron:

I don't I'm gonna just yeah, just go in and sit down. I don't break anything up and make it look like like they're passing on information in front of everyone. So just want to go into joining friends. And then I'll tell them when we head back up to the room.

Snyders Return:

Are you guys staying to drink some more and drew the reverie Oh,

Revan:

and now cuz we got a big night ahead of us are with you know, we're just getting slightly tapped. You know, just just you know, just again,

Unknown:

getting on it. And a little bit on it. Not like I'm gonna

Aukan:

take it up off my shoulders just gently put them down. And I'm going to tap on the head but good good music. Dude. Boy outstanding.

Revan:

You know what all gone? You're not bad yourself. A rock? Can you use you? I need my body to shout my next show. My presence is no no, just get on your shoulders.

Aukan:

At any time.

Revan:

Anytime you say I might take you up on that offer. And then

Aukan:

I like slap him on the back gently but obviously with my Glock. I'm a little bit further.

Revan:

Oh, geez. Oh, thank you.

Snyders Return:

As you dismount revision, you can see that the encouragement from Braun to share some information with you. You guys cannot collect together and congregate. And Ronnie you leading them back to the room.

Bron:

Yeah, sure.

Revan:

He's Well, I mean, I think we were only I think we started just as a tip. Well then you said you're gonna you are gonna go find out so we were just gonna drink until you got back. Yep. Drink me for drinking a lot.

Unknown:

Yeah, cuz I'm pretty sure what Yeah, I think that's the big deal.

Aukan:

I'm like no, I'm gonna like no charge and be like hot hot, hot. I think I think brought it in once us.

Unknown:

Product forgotten.

Aukan:

The short one

Revan:

way that's his actual name. Oh my god that makes him actually sound smaller than he really is. The real short

Unknown:

Compared to Yeah, but

Revan:

I mean bra was like a hearty name you know? On brick bird you know God sounds so

Unknown:

Brotherton doesn't sound as intimidating Does It Really? I think

Revan:

Brandis preferences. There's too many bees. Yeah, people ask me. Well, that's go and see what the little little dwarves got to say before they go on for the road.

Unknown:

I'll go to back into the drink.

Bron:

I am just here. I mean, oh, oh, sorry. You feel low down. But Jonathan. Yeah. Bronson. How do you know my birth name?

Revan:

So I want to let slip and I stared. Okay. Yeah.

Aukan:

I think soulja boy

Bron:

Come on, be loaded. I was meaning to keep in that affiliate. Right. I've got a couple of things to tell you guys. He goes up one go head back up to him.

Revan:

I mean, yeah, I'm good. Yeah, yeah. Now, all right. Okay, yeah, I'll do that.

Bron:

As the ribbon picks up for separate,

Revan:

I started what I do, I grab one. Pull that close to my chest, grab another one. Keep an eye contact with him and then walking out with just two right next to my chest like I'm hugging them. Good.

Snyders Return:

Stars minds. Yeah.

Revan:

I was so damn important. I'll let you know that. You seem to have had a good night. We're just getting started won't be boys. Yeah. Oh,

Aukan:

yeah.

Revan:

In fact, it's probably a good idea. You came when when you did because there was no way we were going to stop. Stop. You picked up your drinks, pal. Why? This is stopping dancing and you don't get drunk If you ain't dancing. That's true, guys. Yes. Oh, dance. I'm

Unknown:

adore. Oh, back up on this one.

Revan:

Oh, you will dance. We will make you dance.

Aukan:

Rather than you can dance if you want to. Leave your friends behind. Again.

Revan:

But we're not gonna have you dancing like a like a caged bear. No. Hey, my cage a mess for no worries. I mean, I heard like, there were some sentences or something that do this awful, awful things with bears. Terribly talented, but off to the best free.

Hod:

It's not like normally hogs kind of bear. No. Bear.

Aukan:

The mountain bears.

Hod:

Yeah, but freedom.

Revan:

Yeah, nice to see. All right.

Aukan:

I'm gonna head back towards the room. Yeah,

Revan:

yes. Goodness. Me. Gentlemen. heads in the game heads in the game eyes on the prize. Got a lot better tomorrow than it was. And then.

Snyders Return:

Yeah, do a perception check. 1717 you scan the bone. Everybody seems to be disrupted in their own social circles. Some people will seem disappointed the music stopped but no one seems to be sort of keeping on you or chasing you down or you know the natural riser for the room. No one seems to take much tension over you or watching you as a group. The bar staff give you a friendly wave as you leave and exit the bar. But yeah, no, you're moving seem to be on truth

Unknown:

behind the bargain.

Snyders Return:

This moment in time.

Revan:

Was that was that? It was a halfling wasn't it? It was a male halfling Yeah.

Bron:

It was just a smiling boar blushing mermaid or elf song

Unknown:

was the elf song. No. This is the

Snyders Return:

this is the three Okay,

Revan:

so I forgot.

Bron:

I feel cakes. Thrilled toads. Three veterans in the Flaming Fist within the lounge. Yeah, we

Revan:

don't know how to do it. We

Bron:

didn't have the farm a directory. Okay there man. Y'all.

Snyders Return:

Yeah, the bar stock sounds. So as you guys filter out from the god the bar Raven, with his carry on, you guys pass reception again the night clerk. He sort of gives you a knowing smile. And sort of helps just with a hand gesture towards your room, sort of, you know, helping you out and says Have a good evening and he goes back to His administrative duties. So you make your way down the corridor towards the room. A few of you, maybe slightly more straighter than others. But, you know, but you, you have people to get into the room without too much issue. And you're able to make entry into your room. And your room is apparently how we left it.

Bron:

I will quickly reiterate, or at least let them know, we found out why the location of the item was and then what I learned about like the outdoors of the house. But I'm not entirely sure about what's in the inside. I was hoping that you maybe remember some of that reason from util escapades.

Revan:

Yeah. Do you have anything? Anything to show you? I'll just describe it to you if wherever you are. The location of the object sounds like it's coming from and I'll describe I think it's the fighting room over the very top. Yeah, I haven't got a picture. That'd be it. That was a picture on this trip. There

Unknown:

was one I'm just trying to find it now. So I mean, the easiest way is I don't know maybe grappling rope. I don't even have to go inside. Was this little scene at the front? Yeah. Oh, we just do sneaky sneaky bakey. No, no, no,

Aukan:

we need this got to be a distraction. I cannot be sneaky. It is impossible.

Unknown:

I mean,

Hod:

I'm pretty bad as well.

Revan:

Okay, well, I think that you too are out for the sneaking part. I mean, that's just a given. Where you guys will be at the front and I'll be in the rear HOD you can be with me. How good are you at sneaking? I don't sneak. Oh, fuck. How the hell do you guys make a living about sneaking about but we could be to watch. You can be watch. That's kill people. Right? You really got to get them on moral life. Tell them about his backstory. All of his party died. quotation marks. More like oh, that's not stopped. That's the party conspiracies. Right now. We got a big day ahead of us. Okay. All right. Well, once we got the solid, then we can chat shit about each other. Honestly, yeah. It doesn't have to that not at all. I was the only survivor. No, I will not have him watch my batteries in the same room. Hey. So you want to help surviving? Yes. You want to save your mother? Is it that protected by the nine fingers? Yes. Yeah, they know fairly well that you're involved. So I mean, you can try it. I'll just tell

Hod:

you over and say you failed. And then you lost. So I will. I mean, she knows me more than you. Yeah.

Revan:

She wants to kill you know, she doesn't. She wants stuff done. When you don't have this stuff. That's how you messed it up. All right. Well, I've met this woman that's bigger than your dad. I have to be able to see my dad. I don't have a dad. Big Bear. We will be name is a bit I will find you one. Don't worry about it. Find him again. Yeah, you're a fatherly figure.

Unknown:

Yeah. Okay.

Revan:

He's a good poverty figure. Look at him. Look at that, man. Look at that strapping young man. Wouldn't you want that dad to look like that? guy? He's impressive. would be a bit weird in the family tree but I'm sure the fact that he's 13 years younger than you and a completely different place.

Snyders Return:

Stranger things have happened not thanks Khan turned in life.

Revan:

Right. But now we establish us bond that is let's get into planning. The Big Mama dad gonna go to the front. cosy. Okay, we've got some sort of idea of that article up front Roger those your code names. Really easy to know who's who. Um, Dragon knees daddy. Dragon daddy are gone first. We're going to close the scene. Okay. I'm going to sneak around the back. I'm well since I know roughly where I'm going. Hold can keep watch out back you go in. Yeah, if

Unknown:

anything happens.

Revan:

Is anyone hot? Have you got any way of communicating with me? I've got a lips and a tongue. Okay, anything more subtle than a lips and the tongue.

Unknown:

The whistle give him the whistle.

Revan:

Okay, is this such a stupid thing? You're not allowed to use your lips and tongue here is a whistle. I'm sure that still I'll give you a signal whistle. I'll see if I can do anything else. No,

Hod:

no I can I can just talk really?

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Unknown:

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Revan:

Yeah, what do you want to destroy? You want like an explosive seed or like any sort of poison that knocks people like paralyses people and I think crazy. shot some powder. That'd be cool. plastic. Jesus. He was blasting powder. Anybody? Thursday, I don't feel safe on my body. Does anyone want this? I'm not dealt for this. We should maybe take things that we don't want to bring to the little escapade. Leave them in the room. That's probably a good idea. Because I feel like I mean, I don't know if passing powers are needed. Oh, yeah. Well, my reading because like if you start, like if I want to get a quick exit, I can just blow a wall open and get the hell out of there. Yeah, I agree. Well, crossing puddle works. Sure.

Unknown:

You just don't just

Revan:

open a fuse explodes, explodes does explode. Yeah.

Unknown:

Okay, well, one way to practice is when you want to escape in a hurry,

Revan:

I better take that level taking a grappling rope because I want to do this crazy. Sort of blow it up the outline, I'm going to be running towards a warm and I throw this passing power or blah and then I'm going to jump out and then throw me the grappling hook behind walls. it latches on and I'm swinging out. It's gonna look freaking awesome. And so that's the plan. That's that. That's like, if you get caught. Yeah, that's the plan B. I know for us to cause enough of a scene. I feel like we need a little bit more information. So this fighting pet if I'm going to be his like, manager, or con what's your What was your fake name? Are we thinking?

Unknown:

That's good. Yeah, you need an alias.

Bron:

baldest beautiful deep.

Unknown:

boulders. Beautiful beast. I like it.

Revan:

But the beautiful beast. Is that too hard to shout?

Aukan:

Introducing boulders. Beautiful beast,

Unknown:

though. Sounds

Aukan:

good to me. Triple B's. Triple D

Revan:

triple Bay. You have a lot to think of your fight name to be, I think, triple B. What's up buddy? Hi, bye. Yeah, sounds great.

Aukan:

I mean it sounds like your experience would we know of any like competitions? Like throw the lands that would be for like fainting and stuff like that? Yeah.

Snyders Return:

You would there's various different challenges across the region fairings and things like that across water D which is run by a more criminal enterprise. There are a few in some of the wider regions Pawnee and Zara and Choate are having they have tonne of fights and that would include the fighting of dinosaurs and things like that. So you know so a different couple of different reasons for back going on. So there is a few knocking about so there's one important is our which has the dinosaurs water deep which is why I

Aukan:

brought an AI from the front giving a little knock it make them aware of our presence grown positions them because the house is going broke. We are travelling it in his promoter need a sponsor, we will give them a cut of whatever we win on an indication that we can use them as our official sponsor as I am not allowed to enter certain fights without being linked to a professional name. You go in the backside right not not the daughter you go in the backside sneak in and get the sword with hard I don't think you should just sit outside I think you should go with him to meet somebody a bit stronger in case he gets knocked on his ass by the robot thing. If there's any problems out the front we will shout very loudly

Revan:

and that sounds good.

Aukan:

What do you think boys?

Revan:

I mean considering you say you were the the disappointment of your entire plan was it

Aukan:

due to bring that up right now? I think I mean

Unknown:

that was pretty you know pretty spot on. I guess the best thing we've got

Aukan:

no I do suggest we get some nicer looking clothes for brown here and then I just can't look brown up and down.

Unknown:

Yeah, I need a new women.

Aukan:

Oh, I can hopefully source one of those. I can't be going around with this a little great sword. They'll not even take me seriously.

Revan:

Okay, so well we have enough time. Bronco gun an outfit mean you can go to a contact I know I am I gave you some really cool stuff and we'll meet back here

Aukan:

and we got did we get to the tailor makers clothes for this specifically or not? I was it for something different. Can you remember cuz we got measured didn't work?

Unknown:

Yes. Because I don't you though it wasn't

Aukan:

me it was bronze well enough.

Bron:

Yeah. But um,

Revan:

your measurements are new clothes are tired. I think you're wearing was a bit rough or it was like torn and weathered. Okay.

Aukan:

Okay, well, why don't we rest for the night, early morning, go out to get the supplies that we need. And then we meet at noon. And then we begin to begin the heist.

Revan:

So there's a big bowl happening tomorrow. That's why I remember we're going to use that. There'll be a lot of people that could be a lot of distractions if we need it. Through people. Was there something like that? Oh, am I just making

Unknown:

that up? We're gonna create one. Okay, well scratch that new plan this plan, even so, even so.

Aukan:

If there is a ball, we can use that to our advantage because we will get more people's attention if I show up. It's technically just taken advantage of the fact that if there is people there and we come in and brand get the big licks about triple D then all eyes will be honest Warner.

Snyders Return:

So what you guys remember, is the truth of the day, if under rolling runs the swordfighting school but in the evening, there's a plan to have a bit of a ball of soiree of a fundraiser almost. So there are opportunities to do how Ever you wish to carry out your plan during the day as part as the business of the fight school or in the evening as maybe guests of the born or maybe not even guests as the board is underway the fighting and training may be repurposed for other things

Aukan:

do we want to do it they do we want to do by liberals on Hmm. Like so we did. And while the balls on we can get their attention that way, you can turn up in posh clouds and then I'll just come like you know dressed armed and then at least they'll be a bit more of a distraction. Yeah.

Bron:

It also means that probably not everyone will be upstairs because we'll be busy. Like dealing with the guests.

Revan:

Yeah. Yeah, I'm good. I guess it's time for to get your weapon. And Brian making you look sharp. A shop salesman. being concerned Ah, boy here.

Bron:

My name is goodbye back to the tailor because I only got a new clue.

Revan:

Yeah, we can go to the tailor tomorrow. Hopefully I'll be done by the night. That work? I don't know.

Snyders Return:

So brung up aware, but the Flaming Fist headquarters would have a variety of outfits available for you, if you want to sell them something like that. along the line revenue would know of course the market and the wide. Lots of different retailers and vendors selling all sorts of different things. motions for fabrics, cloth,

Revan:

okay, it's got options. We haven't just got one tailor we can go and have a look what's already been pre tailored. You know, like normal people buy clothes. That I'm custom built on the downtown.

Aukan:

I suggest we've rested shop in the morning.

Revan:

Rest shopping the morning. All Can you come with me? We're going to the underground. Todd, what do you want to do? Sleep Okay,

Bron:

I mean, it's fair enough.

Revan:

I mean, this is fair. Yep.

Unknown:

Go Well, I don't know. Other would have cut here.

Hod:

I mean, I'm no good to anyone. Yeah, I'm talking about it all the time. You've been chatting I've actually drank all the drinks that you brought up as well. The table and attended for five minutes. You'll cop it off again about something and

Revan:

I don't know. I This feels like you know the greatest plan ever had. How can this go wrong?

Unknown:

It can't go wrong.

Revan:

Exactly. It's been plans in the bag boys. I still think it's a good idea to leave all the stuff we don't need like any. Like in here.

Unknown:

Is it gonna be safe?

Revan:

I don't I don't see why it shouldn't be. Well, I should be fine.

Unknown:

There you go. Oh, boy. Oh, by

Aukan:

adding a pillow in is it is just so small lavender

Snyders Return:

can just smell

Revan:

it's the same day.

Snyders Return:

Same day.

Unknown:

That's only been a couple of hours. Yeah.

Revan:

I have no idea. I have no perception of time. Okay,

Snyders Return:

it's been the same day flies.

Revan:

Yeah, right gun heads real quick. Just

Bron:

know it's obviously he means I think he's actually gone.

Snyders Return:

Oh, just before you guys get down, brand new do notice the Do Not Disturb sign type that's hanging on the back of the door. So you're able to you know make use of that if you need to in the morning. The rest of you find place to bed down a lot the kit which was rolled out onto the bed has all been tied up way and put to one side. And you guys are able to get some rest while you put your romance down your Batman's down or share the bed or you know depending on the bed arrangements and things. And you are able to get a nice long night and the first light in the morning comes spilling into the blinds and through the sort of boil curtains and flooding the room and you will wait to the sound of life coming and sort of waking up in the opposite around you'd hear the soft conversation of the watch personnel around outside the windows wandering past you know like just beneath the window and you can hear the sort of the sound of carts and things being moved around. You can hear a few birds confusable creatures on that dawn chorus so But you guys awaken from your long wrist reasonably well rested all

Revan:

over at all I'm seriously dehydrated okay, right eyes on the prize gentlemen you're gonna need to go down and get us breakfast maybe some water for yourself y'all can get some sure yeah yeah the markets won't be open till then

Aukan:

reason why don't get get breakfast on the go and you and I we just split off early

Revan:

Why are you will eager to find a new toy my friend

Aukan:

I feel the need for a new weapon now more than ever

Unknown:

okay there's no need to rush something so we'll go down as a little party and have breakfast and then we'll just shuffle off

Revan:

I didn't we ordered you a weapon I quickly ran on the ground and then came back. Oh My bad. So yeah, I feel like I've lived too many was like what what what timeline is this?

Snyders Return:

Probably in a normal

Revan:

works.

Unknown:

You would use this one here is the Lv.

Revan:

It worked it finally works. Okay, right. Good. I have some breakfast. Tea. I'm talking Blackbird in. I'm talking about poached eggs because I'm watching my figure.

Unknown:

Fuck off.

Aukan:

I eat a bowl pig.

Revan:

Excuse me. Oh, that was to someone else. Don't worry about it. All right, good. God damn it. Damn gnomes.

Unknown:

Knows respring SHUT UP me again.

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