Snyders Return: 0:15

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Modified Roll: 1:03

Hey, motors, welcome back to modified. As you can see, we're still on our very disjointed release schedule. But the good news is I have managed to get at least three nights of editing done this week. So we're starting to get back into the normal routine. I'm hoping the next episode will be before the end of August. But to be We'll see. Before getting into the episode, I just want to say a massive thank you to any of our listeners who went out and bought a copy of the dead wizards tar during the month of June and July, we managed to raise about $100 and that was all donated to Black Lives Matter. So thank you very much for anyone who purchased a copy. But now getting back into the episode. We left off in the midst of combat as the ship was beset by heartbeats. We joined them now as combat draws to a close as they approach land again, what's awaiting them in the next time. Find out NY and season two, Episode Four of modified for little bags.

Unknown: 2:16

Now we're back at the start. So everything from there down this way. And before they get out of range. Capital shout as loud as possible. Webb is required for Sally to come back with the captain shop. Okay. Yeah, yeah. You're done. My postman. So. Yeah. Okay. Try and shoot, I guess. Yeah. Try and shoot. Yeah, I think it's still within your standard range. I don't think 50 spring is 120 then 650 150 and 601 K. And this one, if it hits all Halo forms on it as well, so it will indeed 28 hits. And then it's gonna do it's gonna make a dexterity so it makes dexterity for those damages. No damage, off damage. So two more on top of a cool split. Wait, Which one did you hit? Yeah, I hit that one. You gave a powerful sort of hurt as well. True now paper one, but doesn't have Alphonso headphones. You're gonna shoot the one next to it, I guess. Ever. plus one. This 116 16 Oh, it's looking hurt. He's boppard things are not happy. Yeah. All right. I see. That's all all your turn. You want to do something with a bonus action? That's everything. Okie dokie don't get shorter. You have a bird thing? flying above you. So it's about 10 feet up roughly. So it's not really within hitting reach. Not not mellie between reach. No, but that does help. But then because I mean, it's outside of the five foot evilness of spell casting. You can sell spell cast at it quite happily.

Modified Roll: 4:39

Is there it's also 10 feet away. You can just run away from it without

Unknown: 4:42

taking an opportunity attack that too. Yeah, also seeing that Sally has the captain. I'm going to make make tracks on the 25 move to there. And just to because the Harpy was coming back from it. Refer to eldritch blast did it go for 1111 hits six damage and the second eldritch blast is 2626 hits over another six damage, which is mean 18 points of damage so far. Okay it's your turn. Oh, he's already went away or is it's your turn? There's one happy left that guy there, but he's 65 feet away. I don't know if you have any spells that go that far

Modified Roll: 5:38

and no he's not

Unknown: 5:40

and now he's not he's only 50 feet away. I moved 10 feet.

Modified Roll: 5:44

I'm gonna catch something I keep forgetting I genuinely keep forgetting how to spell vicious mockery.

Unknown: 5:51

The basic the most basic of bad spells that you forget you've got it. Okay. All right DC pretty much past DC six eight dammit. This is why you forget about it because it just never works it Yeah, pretty much all right. Well, thank you.

Modified Roll: 6:08

So I remember the back of the boat and I start trying to shoot some

Unknown: 6:11

fucking stupid bird brand with it.

Modified Roll: 6:13

I get the song gets lost in the woods. crashing waves

Unknown: 6:18

the crashing waves that don't really crash what you're seeing. Also crash against the boat. If the crashing ends the boat. We're on the Come Come trips. Okay. Yeah, it's been relatively cut. I'm looking forward to it when it goes the complete opposite goes. Absolutely hellfire. And just wait, when not if inevitably, it will happen. Just when you think you just finally say you're gonna get crushed by something evil. That's it for my turn halfway up a mountain and suddenly you realise boats crashed? Yeah, exactly. Right. Lucky, lucky lucky bands across the deck in 10 and then leech upon to arrest the shoulders. Well, without scaring too much. What the fuck? Missing is his instrument all the way standing on the shoulder? for a couple of years plus. Yeah, you should be able to reach because yes, pretty sure there's 60 feet. Right shoulder so you could go for 820 Whoo. I love how you just hit so the 20 definitely. And you don't even need to worry about the second one because Is that okay, now how far away from Sally? Oh, it's not at all probably told what to do. Focus is charging up PT. Yeah. That's it Really? Okay. All right, you guys are out combat. Pasta God. These guys are still hiding below decks. It's guys like that dead. So suddenly will eventually will come down, put your arm around. And I will eventually make it back and just run. Just just rock off. The boat is actually now slowing down because no one is actually controlling it sensibly. So it doesn't actually do quite so well. Generally, is how books work. You kind of have to keep them under tabs, especially when you've got windows finnicky is this. Yes. So after a while adulterous will catch up and the rug will be thrown down. When vantin Boulton even I suppose to abandon on a different person. Felton will get his guys back up aboard. And you'll you'll get to look or offski on your way. You survived the four harpies. Yeah. A little bit of time. Yeah. And one man's crossing the river. Yeah, we

Modified Roll: 9:11

never even notice Nam. Who cares?

Unknown: 9:13

Yeah. All right. Well, we'll say it's all right. Well, Elton won't be particularly amused that we're the gods now. Yeah. Well, you kind of being the gods all the time. He's just that God was veltins personal God. Right. At the end of the day, we'll come unfortunately, as I say, you did lose some time. So you were meant to make it to Paul. You didn't quite make it to Paul. Still just outside, you can see Lando. It's there on the horizon. Probably about 20 or so miles away. And so with that, night, we'll come back we'll go anyone who needs health back and roll I don't think many people actually lost health other than Lucas who is now healthy. Sorry, last one whole hitpoint so Sally is now healthy. And she can't roll less than one. So especially not on two days or two lots of us. Okay, all right once you make it to the next day Oh docos would you be so kind as to roll the 100 I that are grim and terrible Louis Yep. Rolling 18 Kotsay fantastic. Okay. rovia detent is quite comfortable appear on all rosy shoulders scratching you behind the ear. Ooh, a one. That's actually good for you. That's actually the good end of the

Modified Roll: 10:57

queue on the high on the first one, the second one. Yeah. Okay.

Unknown: 11:04

So, morning comes around, and you finally wake up. The captain is already on, on the deck of the ship with people after he's been he got up early and pushed on and you're actually making it you'll get in around about breakfast time. Proper breakfast time. So about eight o'clock ish, seven, eight. in the morning. He'll be coming into and around about that time. As you come up onto the deck. blearily through the through the wonderful sunlight but there is just sort of a minute you see the the dots of a city. Yeah, not quite as grand as cold cold. But kind of close. You can see a small stone keep on the on the small point that comes out into the where the the remainder of the river river, despite how large it is, of the lake of salt comes out into the Inland Sea. You can see a castle sitting there on a point of land with a small city spawning around it. And then there's a city wall. And then you can see what suburbs as it were just outside of it. And as you're, as you're, you know, just coming into dock with the pilot boats coming out to direct you in and I get you old roll set from Roswell replace 1924 from alpha 17 knots. Wow. Okay, so I'm gonna start with Sally slash lucky. You notice two rather large wing it lion headed creatures flying overhead. Whoo gryphons Yeah, the other three of you. Well, we'll see these gryphons and ovaries and mouth or ash No, Rose my daughter cuz the three of you will recognise them as two gryphons that you've seen before? Hey. As they start to circle and come down to the boat ship. I'm trying to remember the

Modified Roll: 13:40

do we have to do like a musical thing with them? You did? You played whatever it was we did I attempt to do again.

Unknown: 13:49

Roll performance roll.

Modified Roll: 13:50

I can't. I can't there was a whistle or I played music to them or you played music to

Unknown: 13:54

2727

Modified Roll: 13:57

if I recall correctly, that's a damn sight better than last time.

Unknown: 14:02

Not super better. Because the reason why you were so successful last time was you wrote a good performance wrong.

Modified Roll: 14:09

I thought last time I wrote poorly and they felt bad for me.

Unknown: 14:11

But maybe that's just general.

Modified Roll: 14:15

But there was I don't know what I did to like try and like coach them and there was definitely one song I played for them that they they

Unknown: 14:22

felt like it was bad. I can't remember exactly. I know you had at least one performance role that you know, meant they decided not to eat you. But upon you know, playing a tune.

Modified Roll: 14:36

Yeah, I've just checked my notes gryphons feed them and play for them one cuddles with Brian's played a few songs didn't like it. But we leave on good terms. I embarrassed myself.

Unknown: 14:46

Okay. Well, fair enough. Even so, you you play some music and as the gryphons just about to land on the deck of the ship. They kind of banged around and just fly off. They decide that they're not going to come and eat you. You hope that's because they've recognised you for who you are. Or just some, you know, extreme luck.

Modified Roll: 15:20

I weigh about them as they're leaving. Does the captain react to that at all? Did did he look like he was about to like start fighting in them? And then it's just like we had was?

Unknown: 15:29

No, he just looked, you know, like, Oh, crap. Why, why me? This has been the worst trip he's had so far. And it's not even finished yet.

Modified Roll: 15:41

As they're as they're leaving, I like look over my shoulder and point that

Unknown: 15:45

there are friends. We know those guys. You receive a message in your head. We won't teach you. You played some good music for us before.

Modified Roll: 16:04

I messaged back

Unknown: 16:06

next you would struggle to message back there already? quite a long distance away are enough. Yeah, that, like God. They want food. They're hungry. They're not waiting around. There's some harpies around like they're a little bit away. But yeah, even so. Yeah, you have made it to bed with the two hork. Yeah. Okay. So as you as the ship actually comes into dock, and it starts getting tied up, the captain, you know, makes his rounds on the deck, calling out to various people who have drawn the short straw of staying aboard and keeping an eye on the ship, whilst the rest of them have the various jobs of going, collecting the various resources that they need. supplies, things for repairing the ship. Not that Thankfully, the ship much in the way of damage during this trip. But you know, there were some various bits and pieces, some more threatened things and patches for sales, all that kind of stuff. Some have been sent off to collect new stores, because you are basically empty, is you took about twice as long to make this journey that this part of the journey. But more than that three, four, nearly four times as long as to do this part of the journey. And then, as he gets to the edge, why the plank down, he turns to the rescue and goes right, come on, then we're gonna head to the bandit and Wolf, or get a drink. Follow him. He leads you through the dots, he doesn't leave the dots itself though. And it's fine to get busy. There's various fishermen getting up and going to their boats, you can smell the wonderful smell of salt and partially rotted fish from bits that have just been left. It's not all that horrible, really, it's just the smell of a dock. But you you come up to the site of a tavern. And it's not a big place. It's quite small place actually. The main building itself is maybe 20 foot by 15 foot deep in the actual like the bar, but there's about a 50 by 50 foot space outside, which you can see has tables and chairs and the tables have small umbrella type things above them. You think that the majority of people tend to be outside under the night sky when drinking all through the day under the sun. But he walks up to this place and he heads on in and as he gets inside he goes Ah, where's he thought come here. And a small dwarf heads over and looks up at him and they both sort of stare each other daggers for a moment and then smiles there's crack across about in space and Luther goes up. I beat your laddie. Come on. Get in here. Sit down. Did they just have a staring contest? Yeah, basically, that was in character that was made to the other guys.

Modified Roll: 20:11

So what's it was he said at the size and stuff, but what's it like inside as busy as their music

Unknown: 20:15

and stuff? It's not busy. It's basically dead at the moment because this is the morning as a it's, as I say, it's about somewhere between seven and eight o'clock in the morning really isn't very much going on. So prime drinking time for you maybe always prime drinking time for me. Yes, I know. But it used to lead you over to a small table that's sort of kept close to the bar. About half a dozen seats there. So enough for you and and these tickets. And as he gets your seat, he's like, breakfast. Breakfast breakfast. Oh, yes. Back breakfast. Good. Oh, get some mail. Perfect. Breakfast, and he walks away. He's like, jumping queens for the lobby. Yeah. Yeah. Good. Good. Doesn't even wait for an answer. He just starts pouring ales. He brings over sales. So Sally is up. And he places an ale down in front of he Elton Elton Elton, my good friend, I believe you owe me some money. And melting, who had a smile on his face for a moment sort of grimaces for a moment is like, No, no, I don't know what you're on about it. You owe me money. And they start talking backwards or forwards. But basically, it seems to be that these two are having a running game of who owes the other one money. And after a little bit back and forth, it seems to come down to Boulton is a is the one who owes us the money and he goes with the double or nothing next time I see. Researchers laughs they shake hands. They drink. So ether.

Modified Roll: 22:23

As you can probably tailed we're currently travelling with the good Captain here. I was just wondering if you'd heard anything interesting coming from the site recently.

Unknown: 22:32

from the south? Well, no, not really. I don't really tend to deal with much of the South. However, I do know something that's needed to go south. That's raise an eyebrow and we're Yeah, via my good friend, DAX. DAX. Ron. He's, uh, he's looking to send something south. Not entirely sure what it is. But all I know is it's a fragile and it's a good group of people to look after. Where you guys had to to freeze deer in the headlights and and look at mouth or we're headed to create a creed you say? Wow. Hmm. Perhaps you should go speak to DAX then. He wants this package to go to listen, Don, just just a little bit east of creed from what I remember. Perhaps you guys could go deliver it. I do believe there's a a payment. Where can we find them? It's about five doors down. When you go three roads, and it's easy enough to find. I'm sure. Sure the good Captain here. She's so put up. Well know how to find decks, won't you? Captain sort of in the middle of drinking just kind of nods. Yeah, yeah, I know where to go. In duck scope way back. Sure. He owes me some money. Actually. We should go see him. Can we finish our drinks and before we go? Oh, got you know, we've actually only got about half a day now hoping to be in here a little bit earlier than this. But I'd like to get this this trip over and done with sooner rather than later. So yeah, we'll finish our drinks and then we'll head on over soon. It's like a plan. Yep. Keep drinking. You finish your drinks and the captain. Yeah. She's in a pocket and pays the drinks and he's like, I'll get you the rest. Maybe when I get back from Texas. It was just last is a sure you will. I'm sure you will. I'll see you in about a month's time I guess. And you had auto Belton lychee through various streets and to a I have a fancy looking building looks like it's probably belongs to some kind of magic user you'd say just by the fact that there seems to be a blue flickering flame on each of the torches that are outside despite the fact that it's daytime and doors. very finely carved with intricate scrollwork off brick half wood building as well. As he walks up and opens the door, there's a ding ding ding ding from some kind of musical instrument, but you can't see one hanging over the door. And a few minutes later, a gnome walks around the counters like oh

DMs Book Club: 25:59

how you doing that? Come on in. I haven't seen you since. Oh, yeah, it must be like a month and a half ago now. What are you doing here?

Unknown: 26:15

Felton sofa. Just looks him up and down is like DAC sir. I bring you potential delivery man. Hello. I bought afternoon Are you messaging Hello? Fuck off with the fucking parent. I don't care. Yeah, I mentioned that you had something to go down to? To listen didn't was it. I'm taking these guys down to down to horn Hill and they're heading up to Crete. So they're getting pretty close. And the small gnome Ah, excellent button. Hello. My name is DAX and

DMs Book Club: 27:13

I'm enchanter II see.

Unknown: 27:15

And well,

DMs Book Club: 27:16

I've got some bits and pieces that need to go to London if you're willing to take them then.

Modified Roll: 27:24

If we think we can carry them,

Unknown: 27:25

and mouthful, yes, roll a an intelligence check. 11 Yeah, that's fine. You've heard of London. It's a small town. About 2526 miles east of Crete. Just Just as knowledge. That's roughly where you're from so and that's because I think you could probably carry it. It's not a very big. He runs away around the back of the counter. And you can hear a shuffling of things that comes up holding a small, small case about a foot by foot by foot. small box. Yes. I think this transported that.

DMs Book Club: 28:20

You'll get paid on delivery.

Unknown: 28:23

Yeah, but

DMs Book Club: 28:25

it's a pretty good amount.

Unknown: 28:27

I would say. How much was he saying? Give me everyone because by chrome you can hit pages of the book being flicked. stops. But he yells over the counter 2500 gold pieces.

DMs Book Club: 28:44

That's how much she'll get paid on on delivery.

Modified Roll: 28:48

So how much should it 2500?

Unknown: 28:50

Yes, sir. 25 bucks chip. I reckon you guys made us money we weren't going to begin with so that any other interested parties in this item that might try and retrieve it from us? Well, we're escorting it for you. I wouldn't thought so.

DMs Book Club: 29:09

It's not really an item that Yeah,

Unknown: 29:12

I just would need I'm just checking I was just making sure this wasn't the mission where we were going to specifically get attacked. No. So it's more just it's a lot a long way.

DMs Book Club: 29:25

I can't be asked to go anymore, so

Unknown: 29:28

it's fine. No, way too busy doing other things. Working on. On a little bag at the

DMs Book Club: 29:35

moment is gonna be quite fun. Are you guys gonna be back this way? Oh, boy.

Unknown: 29:43

I that's the whole interesting. I might have another job. Boy. If you'd be willing.

Modified Roll: 29:54

I mean, if you let us know what it is, we can certainly consider it

DMs Book Club: 30:00

So as I said, I'm an enchanter. And as I also mentioned just a moment ago, I've got a bag that I've been working on. I don't know how well it looks yet, but perhaps if you'd be willing to take it

Unknown: 30:16

with you for a short while, don't next time you'll hear. Test it out, maybe. Oh, yeah, I suppose. Yeah. Any ideas what you think it might do? Well see, yeah. Well, it kind of does. Well, and you see him sort of standing there, stroking his chin and tapping his foot and scratching his head. But a spit it out short, man, what does it do? Right, right.

DMs Book Club: 31:03

You see, you take things out of it. You don't have to put anything in it, but you take things out of it. And depending on what you take out, depends on what happens. So that's why I'm 100% sure exactly what it does. It

Unknown: 31:22

just puts both his hands out towards him.

DMs Book Club: 31:25

I'll take this yes then. Excellent.

Unknown: 31:27

I nod vigorously. He goes back behind the counter and pulls out a bag. It's a very very small bag and it's about four inches tall by with like a mouth circumference of about two inches. It pulls this out and he hands it to you guys. Just about any hats background comes back out with three more of these bags. Three more of these bags and also hands on to one another each different colour we've got a brown one a gold one. Well, I said gold is yellow. Golden he coloured my notes not so much yellow it is more golden. The coloured one. Yeah, this brown one a golden coloured one. There's a black one. And when I say black, I mean like the deepest black you could ever see black. Not just kind of really dark blue, black. And a and a green one. And the roll around about the same size. Yeah, they vary a little bit but not by much. Paying hands and doing goes. Try each of them. Just be careful.

Modified Roll: 32:42

So hold on. For bags is each bag different? How many uses does each bag get? Like?

DMs Book Club: 32:50

I don't know. I haven't tested it. I just finished the last one. yesterday.

Unknown: 33:00

I roll my eyes and I take the gold one. I'll take a green I'll take the black one because I'm edgy. I'm guessing I'll get the other one cool. Sally can see Oh yeah, the brown woman when you get there you each have a small I say bag. It's more like a pouch. But yeah, small pouch. Like

Modified Roll: 33:28

if I open it and look inside with the I see nothing.

Unknown: 33:32

Nothing visible in the

Modified Roll: 33:34

if I put my hand in whatever field

Unknown: 33:38

you feel the inside of a back. Are you gonna try and take something else though? Is the question. Well, not

Modified Roll: 33:44

if I can't feel it.

Unknown: 33:49

If you don't intend on taking something out, but nothing will come out. That's why I'm asking do you intend on trying to take something out? Even though we can feel as a bag inside?

Modified Roll: 33:59

I think we all know the answer here. I think the answer is yes.

Unknown: 34:04

Yes, I do. As you go and try and take your hand out he grabs your wrist and goes

Modified Roll: 34:08

no I was I was gonna say I put my hand in and there's a brief pause and I look at the room. And while making direct eye contact you can just see like my arm begin to tense ism but to pull something out.

Unknown: 34:18

He grabs your hand. inside the shop.

Modified Roll: 34:24

I narrow my eyes I start backing my way towards the door.

Unknown: 34:29

My hands stops as it was just about into the bag. I'm just still I'm just still looking into the bags. Is there a window? Is there a window?

Modified Roll: 34:39

Yeah. Like a solid wall.

Unknown: 34:44

It tells but it's not on the same wall as the door.

Modified Roll: 34:48

Like if I go outside I can see into the shop.

Unknown: 34:51

You'd have to go around to the back of the shop

Modified Roll: 34:53

vamonos if I go somewhere to a window can he see me to the window?

Unknown: 34:57

Yes.

Modified Roll: 34:58

Can I walk outside Walk around the window. So I'm looking at him. Okay. And while making eye contact, yeah, pull something out of the bag. Okay. Watch it to rule.

Unknown: 35:10

d 12. Please. If he talks behind the counter, that's an 11. Okay. Give me a moment. God, why do you play with these things before even running away?

Modified Roll: 35:29

Because if I'm going to cause damage, then I'm going to damage the idea to give me the bag.

Unknown: 35:34

It's one way of finding out what it is. Yeah, one way to find out. At least this isn't this situation yet.

Modified Roll: 35:48

It wasn't until about three seconds ago.

Unknown: 35:51

As you as you move your hand out as a small, small Jeb doesn't look like it's super fancy or anything. It's a small green gem. And as you hold it in your hand, that you see that no, visibly, like, cringe back from the window.

Modified Roll: 36:17

And then rip the jam up to the window in front of them.

Unknown: 36:20

Okay, and as you're holding the gem up to the window in front of the gem multiplies, it just sort of pops into two gems of the same size. And those two pop into two more gems at the same size. And all of those gems pop into do more of the same size. You know how you have eight gems?

Modified Roll: 36:39

when that first happens? Like I'm looking at him like, okay, what's it going to Whoa, shit. I'm just like looking between it and him the whole time. I'm going to get that to say eight or

Unknown: 36:50

eight, you have eight gems now. They're all you know, like, the size of sort of like the size of a two pound coin in diameter, but just slightly curved. So kind of flat on one side, slightly curved on the other. And they're all green. But you now have eight of these things.

Modified Roll: 37:15

Like, do they look like they're?

Unknown: 37:18

You would say they would probably be like semi precious. So they're probably worth something. You're not entirely sure how much something maybe? Or not. So I turned to the rest of you guys and go a lot wasn't terrible. As far as I understand it, they're all inside. I think they all followed you out. And we're all watching you. They're not stupid.

Modified Roll: 37:41

I got a chance to look up to the rescue and they just shrug and put them in my pocket.

Unknown: 37:46

Like so you put all eight all the gems in your pocket, put it in my backpack or whatever. Okay. Roll a D 12 for me, please. Hmm. Six. Okay. Don't like that noise. How much health Do you have 23 you're unconscious? What happens? So I'll describe what the rest of you see, because Reyes is unaware of this because he basically goes unconscious straightaway. You see, Ray's put these gems and in his bag. and a moment later was a flash and a puff of smoke comes out of his bag. And then another flash and another flash in another flash and the six flashes and total six puffs of smoke. And the next thing you see you see like a ball of smoke around where race was standing. And then races on the floor. Just my jaw drops on the floor plan. Nice. Right? I'm gonna run out I run out the door.

Modified Roll: 39:16

I like to imagine that happened like a case of like I dumped the mole in my backpack. I put the backpack on pack my shoulders and it's kind of give you all a thumbs up.

Unknown: 39:24

It's probably around about the right amount of time it's sort of as you were about to put your thumb up. You see those of you who are still inside see DAX run up and just hear out but I'm gonna run ran out of the sharp rental rates. And I'm going to Casper the dying. He's not dead.

Modified Roll: 39:55

No, it's barely dying. It's just unconscious. It prevents you having to make death saving throws.

Unknown: 39:58

That's okay. yeah yes you can spare that I no longer has to make that saving throws not me had to anyway but still it's probably just like a conscious smoke kind of smoke out randomly still health potion or something you don't need it so you not so much on consciousness asleep you're asleep say you're asleep sleeping gas yeah basically each of these gems emits one D six month of sleeping gas which on most things is going to do Baccarat because it's not enough to go past though that's why I had to find out how much healthier but unfortunately six of them going off at the same time heard sight just basically hear exactly what I'm doing right now from the note he's just giggling away to himself like

Modified Roll: 41:04

as you come around the corner we read the Casper the dying all yours

Unknown: 41:12

which you should be viewed as you say what what the fuck? I like to imagine

Modified Roll: 41:21

sort of the cartoon style like glasses like crumpled to the floor do not like you know knees bent. theists in the grind arson, the airtight position on the arms just like straight on.

Unknown: 41:29

That's what I was picturing. I go up to you. I'm gonna kick you over and start under such smack slapping you on a Winnicott? It takes you about 10 minutes but he eventually wakes up very sore fears apparently. Yeah. If he's just gonna do we have what? Oh yeah, before the spear dinner wake up just happened.

Modified Roll: 42:02

So is the new mic muttering hi in the window laughing

Unknown: 42:06

out the window. But he's basically in a in a crumple heap on the window. So just laughing.

Modified Roll: 42:13

So I kind of get up dust myself off. I look at my bike and I see below two gems that are in there. Yeah. I walked up. Is it like is the window like open? Okay, I walk back around to the front of this shop. I open the front door and then just throw the jams out them.

Unknown: 42:30

Okay,

Modified Roll: 42:30

I know. From what you've told me, it's not gonna be enough to put them to sleep. I'm still just gonna do it though. Is there like a random chance of them going?

Unknown: 42:47

Basically, just through the bottom. One goes off one doesn't just throw it out. He still giggling

Modified Roll: 43:06

I just maintaining direct eye contact. I reach into the bag again.

Unknown: 43:12

Lucky at this point in time, outside of the shop, he runs over.

Modified Roll: 43:17

If he's on the other side of the room, I have already told that I have pulled something out of the bag.

Unknown: 43:24

I'm backing up slowly. This is where it gets awkward. Now you could roll a D 11. Oh. Oh, that's gonna be okay. Hold on. Yeah. Yeah, you can just do slash off base d 11. And it will roll a D 11. I'm guessing it's just sleeping. God. Five. So as you pull out the next thing in the bag. in your hand, there's a tiny little silver, the little silver chest basically. Not enough. It's a fully detailed. Silver chest. Chest. Funny,

Modified Roll: 44:14

I hold this out in the palm of my hand like dripping from the sea. So what does this one do?

Unknown: 44:19

I don't know. But it's gonna be exciting.

Modified Roll: 44:24

I just like very gingerly said it on the floor between the two of us and just wait. As you put it on the floor.

Unknown: 44:30

It expands. It's about an inch long by about half an inch wide by height half an inch tall. And it expands. So it's now two inches by an inch by an inch to four inches by two and two by eight by four until it's about three foot long, roughly. And yeah, equivalent. Yeah. Now you have a chest in front of

Modified Roll: 45:01

you. I look at the gnome and then open the chest.

Unknown: 45:08

I showed myself behind the door roll a dexterity saving throw, please ask where the rest of the outside outside I'm shooting myself behind the door I'm in the doorway in

Modified Roll: 45:24

17 right and you said he'd been around optimised he's next to me.

Unknown: 45:29

Yeah I'm aware but he's still on the other side of the chest though because he was running up to you and you put it down

Modified Roll: 45:38

between between us is what we're all here in

Unknown: 45:41

here. So there's no chest 1717 is enough your point you jump backwards out of the way as a puff of water vapour seemingly comes up into the air. And you were in basically in the doorway, weren't you?

Modified Roll: 46:05

Me? Yes, you stepped into the shop but yet between me and the

Unknown: 46:11

darkness you also need to make a dexterity saving third place. Because you are close enough. Next save 12 is not enough. Okay. Oh dear. She need to find out what he does. He's not very dexterous. Oh, nine. Yeah. No, he's fucked. Okay. All right. Where was mouthful and lucky. Lucky's outside and Sally. Sally's outside Parker outside. I'm literally Sheldon merpati just my head here and around the door. using it as like a car hit your head is peering around the door. You make a dexterity saving throw advantage because it's only your head that eventually going to get hit. So you probably are out the window. Actually, the cats on the shoulder look in the winter 18 1818 is enough. You're fine. You managed to pull your head back out of the way in time. Okay. I'm just gonna do this so everyone can see actually because this is my whispers this the captain. Oh, that's true. He's inside the shop because he's just like, What the fuck is going on?

Modified Roll: 47:28

Oh, would he would he really not have laughed when he saw me come back in and pull something out. You

Unknown: 47:32

know? Like, what is going on here? And also, by the time that you're in the door with the doctors right behind you in the door. He couldn't really have got away. So let's find out how well he escaped this. He should be 24 Yeah, he's fine. He lives behind the counter. Just not not a part of this. Right? Yeah. I'll let you decide. Just how horrible business can you roll me? A t 12. Please. Risk five. Workers not too bad. I guess. You do this. You take 17 points of lightning damage. The gnome takes 17 points of lightning damage. And Oris you don't have evasion the? The? Okay, so you will take half of that. So that's what Yeah, yeah, yeah. You take eight points of lightning damage. As the truck that was inside the chest goes off. And basically sparks through the vapour that was released. Lucky. Thanks, shit. That could be useful. There's going to dock still up. He is by foot. I mean, it could have been 12. Six, lightning damage which would have might have killed a few of us.

Modified Roll: 49:08

Are you sort of after that happening, it must have been detected later still open. So I'd lean over and look inside and see if there's anything in the chest.

Unknown: 49:16

Yeah, there's four more of these green gems in the chest.

Modified Roll: 49:21

without even thinking I picked them up and throw them at

Unknown: 49:23

DAX. Okay. None of them go off. It seems so well once they've

Modified Roll: 49:34

had once they've hit him in the face, I

Unknown: 49:36

say so.

Modified Roll: 49:37

You're telling me you have no idea about any of these things. These are all complete surprises to you.

Unknown: 49:44

They all look like they. Well, maybe cutting puff of smoke isn't the same for all of these pouches. I don't know. like to say

Modified Roll: 50:06

I was imagining when the lightning went off that it gets like that cartoon thing where you can see all of our skeletons inside that I thought was just to do normally. Like, well, tax I'm glad you got to enjoy some of the excitement but I think we'll probably stop there for the day. If it's alright with you.

Unknown: 50:29

Awesome expecting you to use them here at all. So yeah, quite happy. I've got silver chess now. Oh, no, I'm taking that I'm selling it. I start dragon. Dragon health potion. It's it's quite heavy. Sally. Sally. That's probably going to be quite heavy. Inflammation did the calculations for strength 19. Okay, now, I need to double check first because I don't actually know how heavy chest is.

Modified Roll: 51:13

For him, 113 kilos.

Unknown: 51:16

113 kilos if it was made of wood.

Modified Roll: 51:18

No, if it's made of silver, okay.

Unknown: 51:24

413 kilos of silver are fun. carnera.

Modified Roll: 51:32

I mean, I just planted a couple that's like pulling it down to the market district or the blacksmith or something.

Unknown: 51:36

You just lift up one hand and just drag it to the scratch mark on the floor. But if someone wants it. Yeah, some one on one. Maybe afford to pay for them or silver. There'll be some places that can.

Modified Roll: 51:56

So that's what we're doing you find so if you tell us who wants to buy it, we'll just head to the Market

Unknown: 52:00

District. Sure. It takes you a while. Even even with Sally dragging this thing along. takes a while to get to the right part of the Market District. It's actually going to even remotely be able to make use of this help pay for the gym. I'm sure. Mine too much. No, he's just he's now kind of amused. He basically turns to you all and goes. Once we've, once we've solved this, do you mind me taking a bit of the money from it? Mainly so I can pay back? Sure. We'll see how much we get that sure.

Modified Roll: 52:48

But how much do you How much do you lose sir by the way?

Unknown: 53:02

Nothing wide he's

Modified Roll: 53:03

calculating not I just turned to a Ducasse and like we have my fingers and all that.

Unknown: 53:11

That's

Modified Roll: 53:14

even worse, so you get 12 health back.

Unknown: 53:19

Thank you. 128 gold pieces. Last night shortly so

Modified Roll: 53:27

let's see how much gold we got.

Unknown: 53:29

To find out how much silver piece for one 10th of a pound. Yeah, you're not gonna like this. Well, but nine grammes of mine grammes. Yeah. So nine grammes into however much, seven kilos? Yeah, hold on. That's however much. Yeah, it would be the maximum possible. Understandably, people aren't necessarily going to pay exactly that amount, because that's a lot of money to get exactly the same amount back in silver inside the chest. So remember how much you said the weight loss? Okay, so

Modified Roll: 54:09

the maximum would be about 46,000 silver pieces.

Unknown: 54:14

Wow. Yeah, I would probably so half of that would be ridiculous. 4600 gold. Yeah. It's all about facts. If it was the size of the chest, is it an interesting fancy looking chest or is it just a box? No, it's it's like a nice looking chest and I suppose can worth more because it looks nice. It's a treasure chest so it is a treasure chest. But yeah, that's not actually that crazy, money wise. And that's assuming that someone will pay you that much more.

Modified Roll: 54:49

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So however much you want to give us, that's the basic value for

Unknown: 54:52

us basic points melted down by the

Modified Roll: 54:55

equivalent, equivalent in silver pieces of

Unknown: 54:58

melted down Without the styling plugin, yeah, so 165 All right. Okay. This is gonna be interesting. I don't even know if there is actually someone will buy that. Yeah. Probably a little bit. Okay, it takes you a while, and you have to walk through town to find someone who would actually be interested. And you go to a couple of places. Because unfortunately, even even the captain doesn't know where you could go to sell a test like this. It's not kind of a standard thing that he goes to try and sell. He has a couple of ideas, but you know, he takes you along to there and the people who see it kind of look at and go, No, you're 100 gold.

Modified Roll: 56:00

I mean, we know that it's quite literally worth more than that in the world of silver alone.

Unknown: 56:04

Yeah, but I couldn't do anything with it. I said it's first one says, you basically get very similar kinds of things from various other people. Most of them are like well, I can't really do anything with a chest made of Gill silver. It's just not a thing that would really work. But eventually you Captain the captain takes you to a Smith that he knows i'd often guy you guys right now. Cool AG, he's a he's a nice guy, he might be able to do us some kind of deal for and he wanders into a very dark and dank looking Forge. doesn't even seem to be lit at this particular point in time. And they're lying on a pile of blankets, where they tankard and hand is a very drunk dwarf Captain walks up to Cole Agon sort of nudges him with his foot. Cool, like, loves the tankard at the captain who definitely you know, dodges to the side and it kind of just sails past and piles against the floor call like opens his eyes like what do you want? has pointed the silver chest Would you like to buy a chest wired chest without any sort of sits up wipes his eyes and looks at it? But yeah, just as a silver Yes, it is. worth its weight and while silver don't get smart with me louder. All right. He stands up piece of quicksand Craxi goes and grabs some tools and goes Do you mind if I look at it? I need to inspect it of course. Yeah. Make sure you're not trying to swindle me Be Our Guest because he he takes some very fine tools and he sits and taps a couple of spots makes some very very minor marks but nothing that would actually do any damage to it. This is pure silver give me a moment he waves his hands for a moment and costs something that's been part of a spell recently as an appointed a scorcher scorch marks okay. He goes along and he types fairies Bitsy checks some of the the markings on there as well. Unfortunately, because it's been part of a spell recently, I won't be able to use it for any any spells over the silver would still be worth worthwhile wouldn't be able to give you its weight and silver and silver or gold or platinum. Because I'm going to need to work it but I can I can certainly do you do a deal on it. I guess. I imagine you don't really want to be carting a silver chest around with you. 400 Platinum, or 10 make soy zero 22 so I say

Modified Roll: 59:36

for 10 because I willing to bet you weren't expecting a solid silver chest to walk into your forge this morning.

Unknown: 59:45

He sort of tugs on his beard a bit. For 10 it is send your bloody right I was not hold his hand up. I shake his hand and he disappears off from around back and you could You just hear the slightest just back in business and comes out with, you know, for small bags and can do this for small bags. There seems to be Platinum into them and golden to dissect small bags to the bigger bags. But yeah, there's platinum in two of them and golden to them. But it does equal out to 410 Platinum pieces if you decide to try and count out there and then not bother, kind of I'll take his word for it. There you go. When we get outside, I

Modified Roll: 1:00:43

turned to the captain and say,

Unknown: 1:00:45

Captain, excuse

Modified Roll: 1:00:46

us for just a second and they pull the rest of the India quick huddle. I like the idea. This is like we've like the four of us with our hands on each other's shoulders. And I say four of us. I mean, Sally, an account just in the middle. Just like looking up at us all. So how much of this are we given to the captain? Considering he's dumb? Fuck all the ernit

Unknown: 1:01:08

we just chuckle as well.

Modified Roll: 1:01:11

Excuse me. And I pointed the to appointed manager because we got struck by

Unknown: 1:01:15

lightning. But that's a positive thing. I hit I did not into that shot to get struck by lightning. I think we've earned it. I hit No.

Modified Roll: 1:01:32

So was that the message? Or was that the cat just meowing I lied. Yeah.

Unknown: 1:01:39

For tan 400 so basically 100 102 Platinum and five gold each or what I was thinking is we don't want it was 400 some gold here. Oh, it was not 220 828 gold was 100 128 was 128 gold. So that would be platinum. 12th Platinum and eight gold. Be generous giving the sailor 10 Platinum samples that he doesn't need to get the whole lot. But yeah. How's it? Yeah. He was like, Yeah, exactly. Sure. Good. We'll give him the 10. Yeah,

Modified Roll: 1:02:19

that's pretty much I was thinking and then we divide the 100 between the 424 let's say, so we're kind of like,

Unknown: 1:02:24

Okay, I'm on three. Go, I just saw the cat.

Modified Roll: 1:02:39

I don't do well under stress. So I totally can't say captain, you'll be glad to know that we have decided to help you out a little bit. And I pulled 10 Platinum pieces out of one of the things like give it to him.

Unknown: 1:02:51

And he takes it's like well, that's Thank you very much. Please shuffle them away. Okay. All right. If you don't mind, I'd like to stop back by Hooters on the way back to the ship. Unless there's anything else you need to do before we go stuck up on ours. Yeah, there's been plenty of fresh meat. Yeah, I think probably just hit the shots probably head back to stammer ice I would imagine we can do that. Considering Yeah, money you've just come into I will say one thing though. Please don't play with those bags on the boat. No promises. I just sort of look shifted between them as enemies we can use against it still rather you left the bags out of a mean if the if the colour was anything to go by. That was from the gold bag. I would not like to find out what's in the others. Brown was bullshitting. Enough is fine. No. Do I okay, I'll find out on solid ground. Thanks, I appreciate it. If we if we bring out too many things like in chests in the middle of the sea. We can't sell them.

Modified Roll: 1:04:05

I mean, we just take them to the next dock.

Unknown: 1:04:08

You know, but it's just gonna be like to hold that space. The boats will be full of chests

Modified Roll: 1:04:12

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