Snyders Return: 0:09

Welcome to join us for jaws a two v two d&d ffiv showdown featuring the following

Naomi-PowerWordRoll: 0:17

I'm flack

Skylar-DicenaSlice: 0:19

black scholar.

Snyders Return: 0:21

Tiny This is a doobie to draw characters are level 13 of magic items and are just here to have a good time. I hope you enjoy the show. All right to brawny individuals I'm gonna keep coming up with new words to describe how hence you are there's another one

Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub: 0:47

with three C's

Naomi-PowerWordRoll: 0:51

that's our new team name fit with

Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub: 0:53

three C's

Unknown: 0:54

nice.

Josh-DiceandaSlice: 0:55

I thought you said something that sounded similar No.

Snyders Return: 1:02

So the Do you even lift a brew crew of thick with three C's are going with it now. Complete one of those in the holding on to your companions Skyler. And it is

Unknown: 1:17

the round.

Skylar-DicenaSlice: 1:18

Right Hang on. I'm just reading some of the feats that I've got

Naomi-PowerWordRoll: 1:22

Coca Cola if you start your thing within 10 feet of my boy, Kevin's taking a whack.

Skylar-DicenaSlice: 1:27

So so if i sorry, so that's again,

Naomi-PowerWordRoll: 1:32

if you within 10 feet of Kevin, he gets to slap you for 20

Skylar-DicenaSlice: 1:37

Okay, where is Kevin? I can't on the board. Like where the squares

Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub: 1:44

coloured? No.

Skylar-DicenaSlice: 1:46

Yeah. How far away is he from me?

Snyders Return: 1:49

1520

Skylar-DicenaSlice: 1:57

I'm gonna shoot the little guy with my long bow. From my hidden position.

Snyders Return: 2:04

Nice again. I'm seen with advantage.

Skylar-DicenaSlice: 2:07

Hmm. All right. Do Oh, well. That was quite a jump. Okay, so that is 29

Unknown: 2:16

Yeah, that will do it.

Skylar-DicenaSlice: 2:19

Okay, cool. So first load of damage is 13 and then my sneak attack 30 so that's 43

Naomi-PowerWordRoll: 2:31

cool. I'm gonna activate my bond walk

Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub: 2:40

up to the sky. But But does that mean I do we both go

Naomi-PowerWordRoll: 2:50

I mean, only teleports my bonded creature which sounds good to me.

Snyders Return: 2:54

Which also means that tiny you're no longer being held aloft.

Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub: 2:59

Yeah, let's talk about what to type how much damage do I take? naomie So

Unknown: 3:04

three divided by

Skylar-DicenaSlice: 3:04

221

Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub: 3:07

Yep. All good. Wow I'm a bit lower now.

Snyders Return: 3:14

Always within five years

Unknown: 3:16

yeah,

Naomi-PowerWordRoll: 3:17

it's okay as long as you don't mind being a boomerang

Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub: 3:21

that's what we planned

Snyders Return: 3:24

Alright, so thank you appear next to flak from damage Hello tiny there's there was nothing else now holding holding your loft so you need to take 2d shapes where before damage was the dice because I wasn't expecting to have to roll anything

Josh-DiceandaSlice: 3:49

I can scroll to these X on on d&d beyond if you'd like

Snyders Return: 3:53

I've got something I don't get the chance to roll often. Oh a massive three points for for damages you come bouncing back

Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub: 4:01

to a sprained ankle

Snyders Return: 4:02

terra firma

Unknown: 4:03

yeah all right. Yeah, I feel pretty great.

Snyders Return: 4:08

Do me a deck Save As you fall next year yeah, I want to know if you land on your feet. Me too. When drank or if you fall prone

Josh-DiceandaSlice: 4:19

bothered me to assume I have feet that's a six

Skylar-DicenaSlice: 4:22

use your cat like reflexes

Snyders Return: 4:29

so with an impact tiny you land

Unknown: 4:33

down on the bridge on

Josh-DiceandaSlice: 4:36

top and radiant damage as well. Excuse me? Yes.

Naomi-PowerWordRoll: 4:39

Yes. Lacking dexterity saving throw to take off if you would like to do yeah, you have to let me know how much you're taking because he disappears after certain amount of damage. So

Unknown: 4:52

I'll is it on my turn after off of that. Yeah. So much.

Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub: 4:58

It's me. It's me next. All right, so

Skylar-DicenaSlice: 5:01

how am I, with my bonus action? I'd like to go back into hiding By the way, I forgot to say we were so busy trying to figure out how much fooling would have happened then, but I completely forgot to say yeah, is that okay? But it's my bonus action to need to roll a stealth.

Snyders Return: 5:21

I would like to just to see if you can beat your own record

Unknown: 5:27

set to 33

Snyders Return: 5:29

respectable i think is the honest honest tone for the swac you have yet again been recalled to your companion side and taken more damage.

Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub: 5:41

Hey, mate, what what is going on? Ah, I'm doing my bit. I'm going to I'm going to fly over to the chef that's on the ground. I'm going to get out my great axe. And I'm going to say I'm really sorry. Well, I have to at least try and I am going to do probably a very risky move but we're going to do I'm going to reckless great weapon master my two attacks

Skylar-DicenaSlice: 6:13

even know what that does, but it sounds terrified.

Unknown: 6:17

Okay, so

Snyders Return: 6:19

well, an attack against a creature who is prone which Yes. Has advantage if you're with him,

Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub: 6:24

then I then I would like not to do reckless then.

Snyders Return: 6:28

Okay,

Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub: 6:29

so just just great weapon master on these

Naomi-PowerWordRoll: 6:31

because advantage don't stack.

Unknown: 6:33

Yeah.

Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub: 6:37

Well, first of all, the text is not hits at all. Only 11. Wow.

Naomi-PowerWordRoll: 6:41

On advantage.

Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub: 6:43

Yeah, roll quite low. And the second attack that is a natural 20. Oh, no.

Snyders Return: 6:52

Okay.

Naomi-PowerWordRoll: 6:55

Remove that boy of his lifeboats.

Snyders Return: 6:57

How I run Crichton, I should have mentioned this at the start I do apologise is you get maximum damage on your first set of dice.

Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub: 7:04

Brilliant. You

Snyders Return: 7:04

roll the second set, and then you add your modifiers or a combination of maximum damage? Roll. The modifiers

Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub: 7:12

Perfect. Okay, so the first so the first set of damage is a 12 followed by a seven and then a plus six. That's 13 plus 12. So it's 25 total damage on that one. Nice. Oh, and because it was it was a great weapon master as well as a 10 on that as well.

Josh-DiceandaSlice: 7:31

That's 3535 slashing damage.

Unknown: 7:33

Yes.

Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub: 7:35

And then just for funsies because I'm doing a reckless, a frenzied rage. I'd like to use my bonus action to do a frenzied attack. That's another attack.

Snyders Return: 7:43

Please. Carry on.

Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub: 7:45

I will. It still has a quick webmaster to

Naomi-PowerWordRoll: 7:50

unnatural 20.

Unknown: 7:52

Nope. Oh,

Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub: 7:54

it's not hitting that final attack. Close. Close. but

Snyders Return: 7:57

no cigar.

Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub: 7:59

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. No, it doesn't work for attack rolls as well. Your bond, or is there any savings?

Unknown: 8:08

Sorry. Attack roll

Naomi-PowerWordRoll: 8:10

ability check or saving throw?

Unknown: 8:12

Let me roll the default.

Naomi-PowerWordRoll: 8:13

That's my bad because I haven't added a default on mine either.

Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub: 8:16

That's okay. 23 to hit.

Unknown: 8:18

Yeah, that'll do it. Yeah.

Snyders Return: 8:20

Oh, mixing under the reader.

Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub: 8:23

Okay, so that's a nine. That's 19 plus three. Another 22 points of slashing damage. Yeah,

Unknown: 8:34

you're doing okay, everybody.

Josh-DiceandaSlice: 8:36

I'm actually doing great. Have a great time

Snyders Return: 8:41

to lay down in the sunshine on a bridge.

Josh-DiceandaSlice: 8:44

And I can't wait for the spiritual guardian to hit me notes.

Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub: 8:49

Yeah. And then I think what I will do,

Unknown: 8:53

I will

Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub: 8:54

Okay, I'll move back. Cuz I'm gonna use a bit of my movements. I'll move back to within sort of range of my friend tight because I've got 60 feet of movement with flying.

Josh-DiceandaSlice: 9:04

I will not take an opportunity attack.

Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub: 9:06

Oh, you can if you want to

Unknown: 9:08

do it. Oh, get it. Wow,

Snyders Return: 9:14

I wish I would have disadvantage as a pro person. I would be you know,

Unknown: 9:23

I'm not doing it.

Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub: 9:25

You're being the bigger person.

Unknown: 9:29

Trying to set a standard

Snyders Return: 9:33

bit late. So that was whack. Tiny. Was it a deck save for? Yep. So P Namie.

Josh-DiceandaSlice: 9:47

12. So that's not gonna that's not going to beat that deck. Save how much damage do I take?

Naomi-PowerWordRoll: 9:51

20 radiant please.

Unknown: 9:55

Fine. That's fine, everyone.

Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub: 10:00

Few listeners. This is not sound fine.

Josh-DiceandaSlice: 10:04

He was not fine.

Skylar-DicenaSlice: 10:05

The whole propaganda we're fine, we're fine.

Josh-DiceandaSlice: 10:10

I'm gonna use half of my movement to stand up funnily enough. Yeah, I'm gonna point at the tiny cleric quick question. I presume that your tiny cloak is wearing chainmail or something similar.

Naomi-PowerWordRoll: 10:25

Good question. Yeah.

Josh-DiceandaSlice: 10:28

Cool. Tiny is gonna point out the cleric and say if you can handle the heat get out of the kitchen. I'm gonna call nice metal art fifth level. So that is that that particular die has been cast.

Snyders Return: 10:52

Did you cross the Rubicon something

Josh-DiceandaSlice: 10:58

until the spell ends I can use bonus acknowledge myself content. Okay, cool. So you're gonna take five da fire damage?

Naomi-PowerWordRoll: 11:07

Cool, cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool.

Josh-DiceandaSlice: 11:09

And there is no save for heat metal. You take 45 damage.

Snyders Return: 11:14

Okay, nice. Is it chain mail or is it plate mail you're wearing?

Naomi-PowerWordRoll: 11:20

I think it's chain it's chain or it's off plate. But I didn't write it down. Cuz I was like, I've got fuckin armour, whatever the whatever the thing is, is that they give you in the basics. That's what I've got. Fair enough.

Snyders Return: 11:41

chanters less armour more griddle pan by now.

Naomi-PowerWordRoll: 11:46

I have to run a constitution saving throw Yeah.

Josh-DiceandaSlice: 11:49

You can succeed there are constant users there if the creature is holding or wearing the object and takes the damage from it the creature must succeed I constitution saving throw or drop or drop the object if it can. If it doesn't drop the object it has disadvantage I attack was in a bit of checks to the start of the next term.

Naomi-PowerWordRoll: 12:05

Okay,

Josh-DiceandaSlice: 12:06

so it doesn't say the same it's just huge drop I believe

Naomi-PowerWordRoll: 12:09

that's an 18

Unknown: 12:12

second I don't

Josh-DiceandaSlice: 12:14

that I don't

Unknown: 12:16

actually know what's your DC

Josh-DiceandaSlice: 12:19

I was looking around I was trying to find what you're suggesting. Yeah, that's it. That is an 18 Yes. So if you can if you want to drop your mail you can

Snyders Return: 12:28

I mean, it takes time to take armour off. I know it takes time to put armour on you won't be able to get off quicker it depends if you want to.

Naomi-PowerWordRoll: 12:34

Yeah, maybe I just maybe I'll just suck it up I guess

Unknown: 12:37

jump in the water your disadvantage yellow

Skylar-DicenaSlice: 12:43

what's the potential sink and get all rusty?

Naomi-PowerWordRoll: 12:49

Um, excuse me. This is stainless steel the same stuff that they make knives and forks from so it's fine.

Snyders Return: 12:59

So why use the two pronged approach as

Naomi-PowerWordRoll: 13:04

it tried into down

Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub: 13:06

he can get forked

Snyders Return: 13:11

caving on. Moving on. So tiny you're doing anything else you have warmed through one of your opponents rather? Oh, his gracious

Josh-DiceandaSlice: 13:20

spirit guardians a concentration spell.

Unknown: 13:24

NET?

Naomi-PowerWordRoll: 13:26

It's conjuration he arrives and I'm just like, nice. bruff

Josh-DiceandaSlice: 13:30

Oh, I gotta keep casting spirit guardians. Cool. Okay. No, it's

Naomi-PowerWordRoll: 13:35

a guardian of faith. Oh, got

Unknown: 13:37

it. Man. Coco. Well, did

Naomi-PowerWordRoll: 13:39

you take your Do you took 20 Yeah.

Josh-DiceandaSlice: 13:42

I did. Yes. Thanks for thanks,

Unknown: 13:47

Justin.

Josh-DiceandaSlice: 13:48

I'm now going to use some movement to retreat.

Unknown: 13:55

Poetry treat the remaining 15 figure movement to get out of dodge. Yeah, that'll do.

Snyders Return: 14:02

Does the spiritual weapon get an opportunity attack? I never remember what spiritual weapons?

Unknown: 14:06

I don't think they do. I don't know.

Josh-DiceandaSlice: 14:12

If your melee attack range.

Unknown: 14:17

You're not the first

Naomi-PowerWordRoll: 14:18

person to Google it. No,

Josh-DiceandaSlice: 14:23

there's probably a massive threat of Jeremy Crawford discussing it on Twitter. Yeah, probably

Naomi-PowerWordRoll: 14:28

only get some type of opportunity if you use like warcaster or whatever is so nice.

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Snyders Return: 16:00

Okay, fair enough. So you have cast a spell you had while you stood yourself up and hit by some radiant energy cast a spell warm somebody else up and retreated. Tony, are you doing other things?

Josh-DiceandaSlice: 16:13

Can I use my bonus action to yell into the wind? My companion saying you're doing really great Skyler. Just keep it up. Oh, God.

Skylar-DicenaSlice: 16:24

Tiny. I believe in you.

Unknown: 16:27

Don't reveal yourself.

Snyders Return: 16:30

Body voice.

Unknown: 16:31

Yeah,

Skylar-DicenaSlice: 16:32

I'm fine. They'll never find me.

Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub: 16:38

Shout directly across remotes. But you know what?

Unknown: 16:42

Can you find me?

Naomi-PowerWordRoll: 16:45

reception check action, isn't it?

Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub: 16:47

Yeah. Good.

Snyders Return: 16:49

Oh, you're passive, which wouldn't be

Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub: 16:51

good. No, no, that would be real here. Either. Raw passes are gonna be

Unknown: 16:58

three.

Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub: 16:59

Yeah, we're not that insightful. I don't know if you've noticed.

Snyders Return: 17:03

You two haven't realised this that there wasn't a statue there before. It is the sky listed on the plinth.

Unknown: 17:08

Yeah. Right. thing of beauty. Indeed.

Snyders Return: 17:15

With that in mind FLAC it is you to go

Unknown: 17:20

Cool. Cool. Cool.

Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub: 17:23

Where your hot hot hot currently. Yeah.

Unknown: 17:25

Can you

Naomi-PowerWordRoll: 17:26

make me a wisdom saving throw? bruff

Unknown: 17:29

me?

Naomi-PowerWordRoll: 17:30

Yeah, if you wouldn't mind.

Josh-DiceandaSlice: 17:33

I'm gonna cost counterspell

Naomi-PowerWordRoll: 17:35

Okay, that was a whole person. Congratulations. That's cool. That's no problem. And then I'm going to bonk you on the head

Snyders Return: 17:50

I'm guessing this is wicked. Yeah. Anyway,

Unknown: 17:56

that's all splodge scotch.

Naomi-PowerWordRoll: 18:03

So that is 24

Josh-DiceandaSlice: 18:06

Is that another disadvantage on that because you've got Pete metal

Naomi-PowerWordRoll: 18:13

is 19 plus another 423

Snyders Return: 18:21

Damn you math bomb

Unknown: 18:26

spoke time. Much.

Naomi-PowerWordRoll: 18:31

I don't know I've never heard that before.

Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub: 18:38

I'm just so excited to be here. Like Ray have won the ashes

Naomi-PowerWordRoll: 18:51

1313 damage bombs.

Unknown: 18:56

So that's 10 That's cool.

Naomi-PowerWordRoll: 19:02

I have a question these grave looking things on the other side of the map of our side there's like these sort of standing Stoney bits

Unknown: 19:11

on our bank.

Snyders Return: 19:13

Right. By the the they are the walls of a store it was so you couldn't see through them. It was an obstruction to line of sight. Cool. I

Naomi-PowerWordRoll: 19:23

want to get like behind that ideally.

Unknown: 19:28

Come up.

Snyders Return: 19:29

You can certainly head in that direction. I'm not sure you'll make it all the way.

Naomi-PowerWordRoll: 19:33

Cool. Cool. Cool. I would like to begin that process. Thank you.

Unknown: 19:43

Dr.

Snyders Return: 19:46

tangerina running position.

Naomi-PowerWordRoll: 19:51

never skip

Unknown: 19:53

leg dog

Snyders Return: 19:57

quads. So top of the round We have an unseen Archer somewhere we have a minute or getting heavily beaten. You have a semi chargrilled as a ma and a slightly bruised Goliath Skyler in his youth to go

Skylar-DicenaSlice: 20:16

after you run in there I see you how far away from me would you say that young fella

Unknown: 20:24

is? Ready?

Skylar-DicenaSlice: 20:26

Is he in distance of my long bow?

Snyders Return: 20:29

Yeah. In distance

Unknown: 20:33

I just I just

Naomi-PowerWordRoll: 20:34

I just wanted everybody to be aware of that and call it a long bow for nothing love.

Unknown: 20:38

All right. We reach out

Naomi-PowerWordRoll: 20:43

myopia bow i mean

Skylar-DicenaSlice: 20:47

i just i just wanted everyone to be aware that

Unknown: 20:49

no that's terrifying.

Skylar-DicenaSlice: 20:56

I'ma shoot last year at the little one at the little one. I'm a shoot. So up above is a 21 and so and I've got my sneak attack. So the first light is 12 and then the second lot is 30 so that's 42

Naomi-PowerWordRoll: 21:22

All right, babes you want to swap or do you think I can handle this one what's the feel

Unknown: 21:27

ah

Naomi-PowerWordRoll: 21:28

I attacked my baby I don't care like walk walk I might you get back here check my damage for my clean

Snyders Return: 21:44

who's joining me as a mom just checking

Skylar-DicenaSlice: 21:50

and I would like to move along the bank and had as well I you do you seem as though you're heading sorry for the collection of black stones on our hearts Yes, I would like to run parallel to that along the along the bank and had is that somewhere for me to hide? Oh I will stay where I am then I will like to re claim my hiding

Snyders Return: 22:22

spot a statue the other side of the bridge identical sort of series of frames the bridge either side but beyond that last statue as part of the bridge it is an open space across to the store

Skylar-DicenaSlice: 22:38

all right I'll just stay hardened here then while watching don't fix something that Expo can we

Naomi-PowerWordRoll: 22:45

reverb on the on the damage?

Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub: 22:48

Yeah What was the damage again?

Skylar-DicenaSlice: 22:50

So that was 42 overall? How and I'm gonna hide stuff. Yep. So I rolled a 24

Unknown: 23:01

sleeves it's just getting lazy

Snyders Return: 23:05

wandering back

Skylar-DicenaSlice: 23:11

just take it taking it easy kicking back

Snyders Return: 23:14

all right, Scott it with you moving back into a concealed position slash location swac you have yet again been shifted in position and damaged by your own friend.

Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub: 23:25

I don't know if I'm coming or going is I don't show sure about this relationship. Right. Um, I I will do the old wakened and jump essentially and go straight for the only target I ever ever see.

Unknown: 23:43

I'll see you

Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub: 23:45

I'll see them on the monitor and I'll be like oh by the horns fingers well here's my great x charge to the head and i'm gonna i'm going to knock down I'm gonna have to reckless it Yeah, I'm gonna reckless both attacks on on my on tiny. So the it's a bit late for that.

Unknown: 24:20

etc.

Skylar-DicenaSlice: 24:22

We're contractually obliged

Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub: 24:30

is a 26 You were lucky on that roll. That's a seven damage. Okay. And then the second attack is another 26. Very looking at that and that's for damage. And why not for my bonus action will hit again with that frenzied attack. Oh that's just going to hit that it's a 24

Unknown: 25:09

and the damage on that is

Josh-DiceandaSlice: 25:16

another nine damage so that's 20 damage total

Unknown: 25:25

calm so

Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub: 25:28

that's fine do you need to do free concerts?

Unknown: 25:33

Yeah I'm doing them now

Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub: 25:35

oh sorry I thought I thought you only did one

Unknown: 25:37

fine

Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub: 25:41

there are quite low out there so

Josh-DiceandaSlice: 25:44

yeah that's fine that they they're all not single one was pillows ending

Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub: 25:48

yeah I assumed yeah

Unknown: 25:51

mmm

Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub: 25:52

hmm yeah that's my bonus action that's my action yeah that's the yeah that's the frenzy dumped on three three attacks and then I I am going to retreat back to my friend because that was that only yeah I'll go back to all your flight movement

Snyders Return: 26:14

to get back

Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub: 26:16

yeah that's exactly what I want so I'll take that attack of opportunity should

Josh-DiceandaSlice: 26:19

there be one I I will I will lash out violently with money clearly

Unknown: 26:23

no

Josh-DiceandaSlice: 26:25

that is a 2017 hit

Snyders Return: 26:31

financing

Josh-DiceandaSlice: 26:33

for damage I would have got that with another like

Unknown: 26:36

okay, that's that's two Oh 1000 cuts oh that's my turn. All right,

Snyders Return: 26:48

Tony having had the frac zoom over dropped down crack you pretty hard you're able to kind of just kind of stroke them as they retreat back into the elevated position back with the companion but it is you to proceed

Josh-DiceandaSlice: 27:04

God in so much pain tiny is going to run this past you first I do apologise I didn't time it's gonna transform into a Toronto source Rex. Okay, I think polymorph how yeah you have a mini for that

Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub: 27:25

quick to the box

Snyders Return: 27:31

is the right size

Unknown: 27:32

guy let me so much

Josh-DiceandaSlice: 27:40

that's my question with my bonus action going up bonus actually I don't have a bonus action anymore which is done good DND Josh smooth T rex is going to do a running jump across the river within into the space of that building if

Unknown: 28:02

possible. Could he always got tiny arms fall in the leg?

Naomi-PowerWordRoll: 28:13

If t rex falls over if it trips the force of it fallen over on its head because it has no arms to like stop it's four would kill it.

Unknown: 28:22

Did you know

Skylar-DicenaSlice: 28:23

if a T rex

Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub: 28:25

and there's no one around your

Snyders Return: 28:31

show many questions that's another podcast. So you want to T rex form you want to race down sort of the I want

Josh-DiceandaSlice: 28:41

to call it 10 feet of 10 feet of running I can leave I can cover a number of feet equal to my strength score. I'm fairly confident that I can cross the 10 feet river amount but if you fail

Unknown: 28:55

though, it'll be hilarious

Snyders Return: 29:01

I'll give it to you because it sounds Gothic and exciting and why not because dinosaurs

Unknown: 29:10

rar are

Josh-DiceandaSlice: 29:13

that doesn't mean that hate metal finishes which is just really bad action economy.

Unknown: 29:18

Alright.

Josh-DiceandaSlice: 29:20

So write to me at Josh code nine five to complain.

Snyders Return: 29:27

link will be in the description below. So we have seen the ball turn into the beast the king of the dinosaurs or the king of the terrifying lizards

Unknown: 29:43

and yeah,

Snyders Return: 29:44

jump a what would I guess be a babbling brook to such a majestic beast. Sell on. flack as you are making ah Almost towards meditative sanctuary Jurassic Park appears out of one corner of your corner of your eye

Naomi-PowerWordRoll: 30:11

cool I'm gonna enter a sick wheel around and run the other way

Unknown: 30:16

I shouted out because you don't

Naomi-PowerWordRoll: 30:21

I look at you and I go clever girl.

Unknown: 30:25

Anyway

Josh-DiceandaSlice: 30:28

is whichever one is throwing away I can never remember I do apologise flat Flat is flat within 10 feet of me

Snyders Return: 30:37

just outside tight lid just

Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub: 30:42

you did do like they did the Sprint's

Naomi-PowerWordRoll: 30:45

No I didn't do enough like they to get as far across I wanted that's

Unknown: 30:49

true for

Snyders Return: 30:50

you skip that one. Cool. You heading back towards the trees or back to back towards the

Naomi-PowerWordRoll: 30:55

Yeah. But as I do that, I'm gonna look at my day job. And I'm gonna say I fucking love you. And I'm gonna cast heel. Oh,

Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub: 31:10

super lovely.

Naomi-PowerWordRoll: 31:12

For about 70 hit points.

Unknown: 31:20

Oh, shit. Sounds good. I have to get my long Yeah, I'm back. Goodbye ever went away.

Naomi-PowerWordRoll: 31:35

Can you Sorry, can you not run me so far that I'm not within 35 feet of the of the dinosaur. That's where that's where I want to be. Thank you

Snyders Return: 31:47

so much. As you sort of we'll round the gun. No, no. Easy. Okay. All right. So with the new lay of the land, one unseen combatant one dinosaur one levitating Goliath. And what could be more of a anime sort of filler episode of running backwards and forwards in despair.

Unknown: 32:18

Oh, sorry. I

Naomi-PowerWordRoll: 32:19

didn't use my bonus action. I want to hit the thing on the head with a cricket bat.

Unknown: 32:25

If that's cool, hit the

Snyders Return: 32:27

thing on the head.

Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub: 32:29

The cheese. Oh, yeah. T Rex.

Naomi-PowerWordRoll: 32:33

Using my Cricut that

Snyders Return: 32:36

was the

Unknown: 32:38

big at a million Yes. Yeah,

Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub: 32:40

no worries. There's a lot of moving parts. There is.

Snyders Return: 32:43

I think a spiritual weapon. He was 20 feet

Unknown: 32:47

he correct. Anyway. tight.

Snyders Return: 32:56

It's not it's not real. It's spiritual. We can

Unknown: 33:00

can go straight.

Naomi-PowerWordRoll: 33:01

It doesn't need to worry about the water.

Snyders Return: 33:03

That's where I was confused myself. There we go. Yes, absolutely. Please.

Naomi-PowerWordRoll: 33:07

Cool. That's a 21 Yeah,

Unknown: 33:11

that does hit the T rex

Naomi-PowerWordRoll: 33:12

plus 122. Right.

Unknown: 33:15

Cool. Ah,

Naomi-PowerWordRoll: 33:17

sick. So what is the damage? This is 11 bunk.

Unknown: 33:29

bunk. Let me just pull this through.

Naomi-PowerWordRoll: 33:37

Paul polymorph is a hit point soak but you have to have a plan. You've got to

Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub: 33:47

know just like I know but you need to plan like as if we've got a plan that's not just like

Snyders Return: 33:54

get get out of the hits. Again, run of transport run hit

Skylar-DicenaSlice: 33:57

Not gonna lie. You have slightly more of a platform us mainly just because you have the ability to boomerang.

Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub: 34:07

Yeah, but I don't consent to this is just

Unknown: 34:12

what I'm exploiting, which shuddered

Josh-DiceandaSlice: 34:15

just as a 10 on the console, which does, which does, does save the corner. Just informing.

Naomi-PowerWordRoll: 34:22

Oh, cool. Yeah. Gotcha.

Snyders Return: 34:26

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