Welcome to join us for jaws a two v two d&d ffiv showdown featuring the following.
Naomi-PowerWordRoll:I'm flack
Skylar-DicenaSlice:Thwack skylar. Tiny.
Snyders Return:This is a doobie to draw characters are level 13 of magic items and are just here to have a good time. I hope you enjoy the show. All right, so with the new lay of the land one unseen combatant one dinosaur one levitating Goliath. And what could be more of a anime sort of filler episode of running backwards and forwards in despair?
Naomi-PowerWordRoll:Oh, sorry, I didn't use my bonus action. I want to hit the thing on the head with a cricket bat.
Unknown:If that's cool, hit the thing on the head.
Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub:The cheese Oh, yeah. T Rex. Using my cricket bat.
Snyders Return:Watch the big ad a million. Yes. Yeah, no worries. There's a lot of moving parts. There is. I think a spiritual weapon only moves 20 feet correct. Anyway, no. Tight it's not it's not real spiritual. We can.
Naomi-PowerWordRoll:I can go straight. It doesn't need to worry about the water.
Snyders Return:That's where I was confusing myself. There we go. Yes, absolutely. Please. Cool.
Naomi-PowerWordRoll:That's a 21 Yeah, that does hit the T rex plus 122 right. Cool. Ah, sick.
Unknown:So
Naomi-PowerWordRoll:what is the damage?
Unknown:This is
Josh-DiceandaSlice:11 bunk. bunk. Let me just, Oh, I thought this through
Naomi-PowerWordRoll:polymorphous a hit point soak, but you have to have a plan. You've got to
Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub:know just like going Oh, but you need a plan. like as if we've got a plan that's not just hit get out of the hits again.
Skylar-DicenaSlice:You have slightly more of a plan than us mainly just because you have the ability to Boomerang your companion back and forth
Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub:now. Yeah, but I don't didn't give consent to this concept.
Josh-DiceandaSlice:Which is a 10 on the concept which does which does does save the corner. Just informing.
Naomi-PowerWordRoll:Oh, cool. Yeah. Gotcha. All right.
Snyders Return:So spiritual weapon is gone. So we are in unless I have missed anything back to the top of the round Skyler. Your Minotaur companion is now one across the river to in a very different physical form. And three your combatants or opponents are sort of running backwards and forwards along the harbour wall. On the opposite side.
Skylar-DicenaSlice:I am going to take a moment to just in my perfect hardened spot. I'm going to look like Jeff Goldblum just taking off my sunglasses and sort of standing up to survey the beauty of that is playing out before me. And then I'm I will I will return to my long bow. Yes. And I'm gonna shoot the little guy cuz it's just, it's just fun to do. So here we go. Deep, deep, deep, deep 28 Yeah, that will hit. Alright, so I am hidden. So it's a sneak attack.
Unknown:First roll is 11 and then that's a 31 and then
Skylar-DicenaSlice:a 42. And then I've also got my inspo das that tan is so gratefully gave to me. And that is well, yeah, number one. He gave me another one. That is an eight. So that is a 1150 and then 5050 cool.
Naomi-PowerWordRoll:Oh no. And I and I
Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub:know I missed you. I like to put every time I appear. So I have like another black guy, which has been.
Naomi-PowerWordRoll:I lean over and I'm like, I just give you like a little smooch on the shoulder and I'm like, I'm sorry, I had to go like this.
Skylar-DicenaSlice:I have no idea what their relation is to each other. And every time I think I've got an idea of what it is, it changes now I'm very confused. Are they brothers have a friend have a lot of soulmates through
Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub:many dimensions? So where did you come from? I still don't know. I don't like this. It's still not clear what your relationship is to one another. Look,
Naomi-PowerWordRoll:you can't understand our love. Fine.
Skylar-DicenaSlice:I think that's just because you're not willing to explain it.
Unknown:Why do we have to explain ourselves? And ask the question, that's rogue stoic a hate crime.
Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub:I'm gonna use my bonus section to hide. You can't hide from our love.
Snyders Return:I'm desperately trying to self please.
Skylar-DicenaSlice:26 I hide from your shameful love. You
Naomi-PowerWordRoll:I love it's not shameful. It's beautiful. You're just not explaining it. I don't have to explain myself to you. Fine. You're not even here. Even though
Snyders Return:walk in a mix in amongst all of this interchange as the best word I can put to that. It's accurate. You are you I've been gently embraced by your companion. relationship status are known. And it is your turn.
Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub:Brilliant. I turned to my flat companion. I went. You know what you are? You're fucking brilliant. Like, again kiss on the shoulder. All right. All right. I've got it. Come on. I'm gonna fly straight to Walter T. Rex. right up into its face. I'm going to reckless great weapon master. Both attacks plus my bonus attack. Alright, so I got to make sure I get this right. First attack is a 19 Yep. Okay, do you want me to I'll roll the attacks first and then I'll do the damage. So
Unknown:hits 17 Yep.
Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub:21 Yep.
Josh-DiceandaSlice:So if you give me the time of just separately, that'd be great.
Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub:I will. I will say that was 10 1225 on the first 125
Josh-DiceandaSlice:on the first one Hang on a second. That is that is well rounded though. Which is fine. Okay.
Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub:14 on the second
Josh-DiceandaSlice:that seven sets of 10 and that's also fine.
Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub:Final tack is a 70 damage. Oh.
Josh-DiceandaSlice:The access and that is where we take the damage but we pop out of polymorph on that last one. Ah, I'm just a ball man again.
Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub:Oops, a sorry. So
Snyders Return:as we welcome tiny back to being big, tiny.
Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub:Tiny
Snyders Return:in proportion and scale tiny. Are you are you Do you have any further actions?
Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub:Ah, what do I do? Ah. I'm gonna Yeah, I'm gonna go. Oh, I didn't expect that shit. And then that would have required my movement about 20 feet above tiny taking the opportunity attack. Well, you
Snyders Return:were you were already at T rex height. head height. Yeah.
Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub:So you even I will. I will. As long as I stay out of his reach. Art is okay. I will stay there. And that's my turn.
Snyders Return:Okay. Tiny you have longer arms and shorter legs.
Josh-DiceandaSlice:mortality, mortality. Tiny is going to port what he can do what the hell is tiny gonna do? covered my plans will tell you that for nothing cray cray yeah that's pretty much all the tiny can do now were it not for the fact that he's an atheist in a world where the gods are very real time is going he wants to cast blinders on himself on someone useful so you can't see it happening. He's bonus action healing word on myself.
Unknown:Okay for
Josh-DiceandaSlice:good at sixth level because I miss having blood inside the body needs must I'm gonna roll back on the app because fuck that okay that he doesn't have that many who call thrilled about it that building is that just a building next to me or is it like just like walls are still up.
Snyders Return:It's an actual sort of it does have a roof it's a like a key side store or store storage facility.
Josh-DiceandaSlice:In which case tiny will dash inside that story.
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Josh-DiceandaSlice:Sorry, I shouldn't I shouldn't use that word because that word means something. I would like yes. And would you say that the flying one is like within 60 feet of me?
Snyders Return:Yes.
Josh-DiceandaSlice:Cool. I'm gonna just put my head out the store and before I go in and say you call those wings? I know an actual bird person. That's wisdom saving from from you please.
Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub:Okay. All right.
Unknown:Wisdom saving for a charm effect.
Snyders Return:No. Not it's just fishes monkeys just
Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub:Oh, vicious mockery
Snyders Return:is being nasty.
Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub:Oh, very nice. Thank you. I gotta be honest, that default does really help as a six.
Josh-DiceandaSlice:He will take how many ds? Oh, oh, that's max damage. You will take 12 psychic damage. Oh, right. You'd have disadvantage on your next attack role. Now, before the end of your next turn, assuming that you have an alibi to use any remaining movements just move as far into that building as I can. That's about it. Cool. I would like to hunker down amongst the green. Instead of knocking bravely bravely hiding. away, gone. Yeah. 100%. Cool. That's my turn. are right.
Unknown:Having
Snyders Return:dramatically changed shoe size and then dramatically changed location. You are no longer in sort of line of sight of flak flak you are in line of sight of the exit by the looks of it and moving in that general direction. Okay.
Naomi-PowerWordRoll:Cool. Um, see, I was gonna do one thing, but now I'm like, should I do another thing? which I know is really fascinating for everybody.
Skylar-DicenaSlice:Great. It's great radio.
Naomi-PowerWordRoll:It's great radio.
Snyders Return:Set the scene.
Naomi-PowerWordRoll:stellar radio. Okay, first I'm gonna move my spiritual weapon and bonk because I'm going to do that anyway, to see me.
Snyders Return:Yeah, where are you? He disappeared off into a building. His exact location is unknown. So you can move the spiritual weapon in that direction, but you cannot see him there are walls that encompass the entire structure. I'd run out of pulling pieces.
Naomi-PowerWordRoll:Okay. Okay. That's cool. All right, in which case, I'm gonna say you want to see wings, lad. And I'm gonna ask them are it up and fly into the building? Yours? So now I have radiant soul, where I enlist the divine energy within myself. To incorp corporeal wings, and I lost for a minute.
Snyders Return:Sure, flying rain.
Naomi-PowerWordRoll:30 feet. Can I get into the building? Please, you can't get in it. That's cool. No doubt. No doubt. Then, you know, I'm gonna do I'm gonna do How are you feeling? vape All right. How many of you down though? Do you want to still triple fix? You know, it's alright. All right. Can I can I use my bonus action to do an active look? for
Snyders Return:all the love it? This could be interesting to see. Okay.
Naomi-PowerWordRoll:It's a 23 enough. I doubt it. That's all right. I don't see him. But I used all my bits. Let's go. Oh. In public
Snyders Return:bits 30 looked at investigated and played with
Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub:I'm still I'm very uncomfortable. making weird noises again.
Naomi-PowerWordRoll:We need to destroy the bridge.
Snyders Return:I agreed. It's not structurally integrity. Now. However, from from the bridge, Skyler, you can now see two elevated compounds and your companion having shrunk back down to his or their regular size is now not in line of sight.
Skylar-DicenaSlice:Okay, how far is it for me to get to the trees on the other side, the larger of the of the two clumps nearest to me
Snyders Return:7080 feet.
Skylar-DicenaSlice:And there's nowhere for me to hide on route. I sorry, you're very small in my screen. So I'm hearing. Sorry, there are
Snyders Return:statues mirrored the other side. So you could cross the bridge and hide behind a statue on the opposite side of the bridge at that end. Okay, but beyond that, no, it's open, open ground.
Skylar-DicenaSlice:But the bridge is working out so well for me, but is my hubris gonna be if it ain't broke? If it ain't broke? don't fix it. So, I would like so. Both of you are in the air now. Yeah, yep. who's who's looking worse for what would you say? Other than tiny.
Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub:I'm gonna say, hey, look the worst. And I know even in this picture.
Naomi-PowerWordRoll:I mean, these, like we've both taken about the same amount of damage now.
Skylar-DicenaSlice:Okay. All right. So do you know what I'm just gonna I'm gonna shoot the little guy because I feel like we've had we've got a bond. No, you don't know you. This is a 2000 bond. Yeah, I've got a rapport going on. I really feel like we're building something beautiful here. So I'm gonna pull out My long bow, and I'm gonna hit you for doo doo doo doo doo
Unknown:dirty 20
Skylar-DicenaSlice:oh no no 17 sorry. I thought I thought I had my dice roller but I do not know. Also I don't hit a knob is too strong makes me uncomfortable.
Josh-DiceandaSlice:I want to go coffee though so that's good. Good You hate me. These people they want to ruin our love but I want to marry you.
Skylar-DicenaSlice:Wow this is happening right before us tiny witnessing and engaged.
Unknown:I didn't think about cooking ceremony. Need to caterer if you're still alive for book? Yeah. He's got all the grain. sourdough for everyone. Beautiful.
Skylar-DicenaSlice:All right, but I do have skulker so I'm still hidden. So I'm just trying to think if there's something up but again, don't fix something that ain't broke. But there's nothing I can do to help you tiny. I'm sorry. broke. So Connor. We're a one man can a show.
Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub:All right now I know the monitors. Then they came to me. I would do?
Skylar-DicenaSlice:Yeah. Now there's nothing. There's nothing I can do. Sorry.
Snyders Return:Are you enjoying yourself?
Skylar-DicenaSlice:Yeah, I'm in the matter. Can you
Snyders Return:help me? I'm ready to rock and roll.
Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub:All right, I sort of quick and crack my neck a couple times. So I'll be right back. I'll fly down into the shot. And I'm like, Are you good? Or have gone over
Unknown:this axe man
Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub:are you in the green business to me too? I'm gonna hang on.
Naomi-PowerWordRoll:I'm gonna green on your parade.
Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub:There you go. I'm going to let me think I'm going to is
Naomi-PowerWordRoll:gonna attack you like a ust.
Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub:I'm going to I'm going to request all three attacks. Oh, sick.
Josh-DiceandaSlice:Your first one will be neutral because of
Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub:Yeah, that's fine. That does definitely does not hit that's only an 11 second attack. So I'm gonna do either that is wait. Hang on. Hang on before is a 21 to hit
Snyders Return:exhibit. Final one
Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub:another 21 to hit
Josh-DiceandaSlice:I'm gonna I'll save I'll save myself the embarrassment of seeing how much damage you take that? If they're they're all great weapon Master, aren't they?
Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub:No, they're not.
Josh-DiceandaSlice:Okay. No, I wasn't Yes, it was just it was just it
Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub:was just it was just reckless. They were just reckless. Don't worry. No, no, no, I know what your AC is my friend.
Josh-DiceandaSlice:No, I was gonna say if they're a great weapon master than you.
Snyders Return:Yes. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. No, no. Well, the cricket bats in the middle of the river but
Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub:right first attack is 11 points. Only 819.
Unknown:Cuckoo. Cuckoo. Cuckoo. Cuckoo. Cuckoo. Cuckoo. Cuckoo. Cuckoo. Great. mic.
Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub:It's very nice. This place would be a shame for someone to bracket on my end my turn. Inside the Shop of Horrors.
Skylar-DicenaSlice:This is what you get for trying to be an entrepreneur in this day and age.
Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub:I've come to invest in your business. It's a very rough economy.
Skylar-DicenaSlice:Do you think you could be a boss babe with me? Got soap all the way over here. I'm not buying whatever it is that you're selling.
Naomi-PowerWordRoll:Welcome to Dragon's Den. We dragon you to hell.
Snyders Return:Hey, nice. Whoa. With the swac sort of filling that or framing and entering into the space and dealing a decent damage And you being worse for where we actually say, tiny is you to respond in kind if you so wish. Yeah.
Josh-DiceandaSlice:So moving for another player's face, they are photo ops. I don't know if I can move through their space, but I won't be leaving the melee range. What masking is can I come?
Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub:Around essentially?
Josh-DiceandaSlice:Yeah. I can't remember the ruling on that particular one.
Naomi-PowerWordRoll:I'm not sure I can move through another person's face in this your size is smaller than now? Because that's why gnomes can do that. I think
Snyders Return:it's, like difficult to rain to push past somebody. And I think that's even if they're friendly. You can move through a hostile creature space only if the creature is at least two sizes larger or smaller than you.
Josh-DiceandaSlice:Yeah. And the other groups, it's difficult to rain, so that's fine. I just can't win in the end my turn in your space. Cool. So I'm going to hurriedly leave the shop.
Snyders Return:Excuse me.
Josh-DiceandaSlice:Sorry, just just going through Sorry. Sorry. Excuse me. Sorry. Excuse. Me. So there's, there's, there's one one big winded person as another person who's choosing at this current time to not be weird. He's gonna look completely comedically between the two of you. And he's gonna say, guys, guys, guys, guys, there was an easy way to do this. You should kind of hold on and I'm going to cast hold person at third level, which means I can target one extra person. Target you both with hope. Wisdom saving throws. All right, sure.
Naomi-PowerWordRoll:What's the DT
Josh-DiceandaSlice:sorry, I just didn't I just didn't want to tell you.
Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub:Yeah, I got 26 so can juggle. Can you remind me about whole person is it is it charmed and stuff or?
Naomi-PowerWordRoll:No, it's just wisdom save? I don't think it is. Okay, but you do get a default. Hope that helps.
Josh-DiceandaSlice:Default get added to the attack against me. Only once per round.
Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub:I I've not been using it for attack damage. It's not protect damage. It's just for roles.
Naomi-PowerWordRoll:So you can only use it once per turn. Yep.
Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub:That is his only Oh, that's only a 17
Josh-DiceandaSlice:Oh, Tony, Tony, Tony now,
Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub:Tony.
Josh-DiceandaSlice:Okay. Oh, how deep does the water look?
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