Welcome to Jos for Jaws, a two v two d&d ffiv showdown, featuring the following.
Naomi-PowerWordRoll:I'm flack
Skylar-DicenaSlice:black scholar. Tiny,
Snyders Return:this is a doobie to draw characters are level 13 of magic items and are just here to have a good time. I hope you enjoy the show.
Josh-DiceandaSlice:So there's, there's, there's one one big winded person as another random person who's choosing at this current time to not be winging it. He's gonna look chemically comedically between the two of you. And he's gonna say, guys, guys, guys, guys, there's there's an easy way to do this. You just kind of hold on I'm gonna cost hold person at third level, which means I can target one extra person in the world target you both with wisdom saving throws.
Naomi-PowerWordRoll:All right, sure. What's the details?
Josh-DiceandaSlice:Sorry. I just didn't touch didn't want to tell you.
Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub:Yeah, I got 26 so can juggle. Can you remind me about whole person? Is it is it charmed and stuff or?
Naomi-PowerWordRoll:No, it's just wisdom save? I don't think it is. Perfect. Okay, but you do get a default. Hope that helps.
Josh-DiceandaSlice:Default get added to the attack against me. Only once per round.
Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub:I I've not been using it for attack damage. It's not protect damage. It's just for roles.
Naomi-PowerWordRoll:So you can only use it once per turn. Yeah. That is his only. Oh, that's
Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub:only a 17
Josh-DiceandaSlice:Oh, Tony, Tony. I'm gonna call Tony now, Tony. Okay. Oh, oh. How deep does the water look?
Snyders Return:It's at least at least 10 feet deep.
Josh-DiceandaSlice:Cool. In which case, tiny is going to run anticlockwise around the building. And around the building to try and just get out of the way. Assuming follows. It does. Yeah. Cool. And then that will be that with the bonus action, he's gonna know what you want from me. You've got? You've got you've got bardic inspiration. Yay.
Snyders Return:However it is flexed.
Naomi-PowerWordRoll:Cool. I'm going to move I'm going to make sure that I can see this young man who has clasped my lover without my permission. I'm shook. And I tell you, I'm gonna do my bunk first. So see if I can hit them with my cricket bat.
Snyders Return:They moved round the side of the building and are out of range. So you can move it in the general direction either past the building north
Naomi-PowerWordRoll:or no? No, it's fine. It's fine. You might have to get your hands dirty for this one. I hate that. But that's fine. Okay, um, in which case you're looking pretty rough a what I probably got that's good for you.
Snyders Return:We do the greatest shame and I will heal you back to fall.
Naomi-PowerWordRoll:you imagine?
Josh-DiceandaSlice:Not canonically but it happened
Skylar-DicenaSlice:in his dreams and his dreams. He
Naomi-PowerWordRoll:did. Just check this is cool. Right so I'm gonna I'm gonna actually I'm gonna do something a little bit over the top and I'm gonna flame strike you. Oh shit.
Josh-DiceandaSlice:fourth level counter style.
Naomi-PowerWordRoll:It's a fifth level spell.
Josh-DiceandaSlice:That means I have to roll a 50 seen on my phone check. Spell check. That's all words on the board, so I get my jack of all trades on that was my that was my charisma. 15 data that is a 21 five. Not today Satan.
Naomi-PowerWordRoll:That's right. That's right. Cool is a spiritual weapon again, I'm not going to bother about the other one. I'm just going to cast it again. Cool, cool. cast it up on your butt. Coco Coco. That's one of those. Actually, you know what? One of those instead? Yes. All right. I don't know if that's gonna be a that's a 20 plus 222 22 does hit yes. Okay, and I cost that at the high level just so that we're all clear. So that's max damage on the dice. Oh. Which is, so that's a plus four. Plus,
Josh-DiceandaSlice:Stop, please stop. Plus
Naomi-PowerWordRoll:the outcomes of like, cricket cricket bat, you have failed me and outcomes a golf club and it's just like
Snyders Return:Oh,
Naomi-PowerWordRoll:yeah. And it knocks your head off. Like a golf golf ball.
Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub:That's all right with you. Like Like, like to head off off or maybe cracked back? How's that?
Josh-DiceandaSlice:If I may. Hey, Skylar. I think I'm getting the blue
Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub:sticker thing was hidden couldn't see that.
Naomi-PowerWordRoll:And I'd like to use the rest of my movement to go inside the building. My work here is done.
Skylar-DicenaSlice:quail. quail looks like it's just stuff boys. You come from what did you say the ghost of Tawny I'm an expert at throwing my voice
Snyders Return:right so with the funding thumping how many different ways can we say that you collapse to the ground having been hit by Golf Club it's a fairly
Skylar-DicenaSlice:that's a fair way that's an effing chat for tiny. You tried to but there's no point even trying to consult his head's already left the ball that is left the building. right
Naomi-PowerWordRoll:he was head and shoulders above the competition wasn't enough. Scott, I
Snyders Return:will give you the option to act. But I think it's reasonably safe to say if you don't get across there. Your companion was somewhat done before.
Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub:I mean I mean she's already cut losses. She's like wow I already made peace with it. It's not like I've got any medicine skills whatsoever.
Snyders Return:The camera shift and there's two in the store having the moment and just a row whistling off into the
Naomi-PowerWordRoll:throg is like tight but
Skylar-DicenaSlice:the fact is that is is that if I come over there to try and save y'all I'll lose the fact that I'm hidden. I won't be able to use my long boat. Sure I can shut out my rapier.
Snyders Return:So I will I will throw this question out, given the status and other factors. Are you willing to concede in this particular fight?
Skylar-DicenaSlice:Oh, wait. Oh, no, I was gonna take them all out. I'm just gonna fight until I'm on my energy. Do I haven't taken a single bit of damage?
Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub:rounds upon me baby. being completely fine. Well come join you in a second then. You got to find me first.
Skylar-DicenaSlice:I ain't conceding until my head has joined my friend in the river. You heard am a man Do not let
Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub:I'm sorry I've not had a good
Skylar-DicenaSlice:I know no one knows. I'm beautiful and slat and I am a lovely looking elf so it does make sense Well there you go. I have kind of feminine quality to me sure but I am a man
Josh-DiceandaSlice:could you could you perhaps just stride in Scott and form a bond then not so what's up guys
Naomi-PowerWordRoll:gotta have a strong charm spell my dude. This is my grocery store. Right?
Skylar-DicenaSlice:I mean you just you You ain't you ain't seen me attacking no one so I'm just I'm an NPC
Naomi-PowerWordRoll:like you came to me from that monitor. You keep yelling to him though you to see waffle familia? No, I'm just real friendly. Does your name badge say Skyler? Oh, when? It says Lars rars
Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub:Why have you turned it upside anyway?
Unknown:Could the action
Skylar-DicenaSlice:I can't really breed so I don't know what this name tag says.
Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub:What are you doing Skyler?
Skylar-DicenaSlice:What am I doing? I'm gonna get out my longbow and I'm gonna shoot
Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub:cool I wasn't sure
Skylar-DicenaSlice:I am fixing something that ain't broke.
Naomi-PowerWordRoll:We are inside a building Yes.
Skylar-DicenaSlice:I can find you not gonna find you. Can I have my so to find those? Can so is it that they are currently in cover and I have to get around them or Will my perception be enough? locate them.
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Snyders Return:You send the move around they've been flying across the other side but they
Skylar-DicenaSlice:are not subtle. Yes. Want to ride for so far? Yeah, so So if I want to find them, I'm rolling just to perception. Yeah. And then I if I do see them, I can shoot them from here.
Naomi-PowerWordRoll:We're inside you want to throw away Well,
Skylar-DicenaSlice:I thought that it was a ruin.
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Skylar-DicenaSlice:I've checked max last year with whilst you were just beating the crap out of him. I've just been reading my wonderful feats. And I just I just heard screaming in the background. Okay, so I am going to, I'm going to dash and hide in the trees.
Snyders Return:Alright, you're going to go through Kevin. I was about to say that. Oh, is that someone on the bridge? Kevin,
Naomi-PowerWordRoll:Kevin,
Skylar-DicenaSlice:can I swim?
Snyders Return:I don't see why not.
Skylar-DicenaSlice:Like, if unless there's like some difficult terrain I could just swim.
Naomi-PowerWordRoll:What's your swim speed?
Skylar-DicenaSlice:I have something about that because I am count and an Outlander. So I just need to check because I've not done this. yet. Surprisingly.
Josh-DiceandaSlice:I don't think there's anything about swimming. It's you get 10 extra feet, you can have a swimming speed. That was that? Yeah. Your swim speed I believe is equal to half your movements. Okay.
Skylar-DicenaSlice:So it's 20 feet to get through the water. And then so when i dash so how does that work with dash because that's double my speed. Josh does that right?
Naomi-PowerWordRoll:So you got 60 feet total. Now I've got 8080
Snyders Return:you could get across there swimming. There is a brake water next to the pipe where the the sort of the waters cascading down. So if you wanted to use acrobatics it'd be a dexy through the the sort of a waterfall section in the middle if you wanted to do that yet.
Skylar-DicenaSlice:So if I acrobatics along the breakwater that means that I have my full movement for the turn as opposed to having it halved, right? Yes. Okay, great. I'll do that. And then I'll just keep running for the trees. Because you said it was 7080 feet.
Snyders Return:Yeah, so this one will be slightly shorter. So you could please
Skylar-DicenaSlice:brilliant I'm gonna do that so I will acrobatics roll. tu tu tu tu tu 25 Yeah, type. And then did you say I need to do a saving throw?
Snyders Return:No, I was gonna weigh off one against the other. But I decided that acrobatics as you balance on the through the beam rather than a deck save to try and get knocked off the water.
Skylar-DicenaSlice:Yeah. Oh, look at this this side of the bridge.
Snyders Return:pastures new pastures new. Boni. Tony could have seen this. He loved pasture. He really did. Put out to pasture so
Unknown:you will recover his body.
Snyders Return:Are you doing anything else? Scott?
Skylar-DicenaSlice:No, because they're in a building. I'm just gonna I'm gonna hide here. So yeah, cuz that I can. Can I just hide?
Snyders Return:It would be a bonus action.
Skylar-DicenaSlice:Yeah. Okay, so do you name it for myself?
Snyders Return:Yes, please. Let's see if you can break your own record 27 saying if wet feet was no more there. I will say we are drawing every time.
Skylar-DicenaSlice:I write Okay, fine. I will concede I had not looked at the clock. I had no clue. I thought it was only nine. I have a line. I have a line. Sorry.
Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub:I'm turning to my companion. So obviously about to do the next turn. I say, you know, I've heard about your head. No complaints. And
Skylar-DicenaSlice:I'm gonna shout from the trees. I'm gonna be like, Oh, thank you for saving me from that monitor. And I'm gonna come out of the trees. Like a little NPC l elf. No damage. No, not even a scratch on me. And I'm just gonna be like, thank you so much for helping me. I hope that you guys can continue to save my village. In fact, I have this task for you. If you be interested.
Snyders Return:Ramiz deception against insight. I just hell yes. 16 against it. All right God all right
Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub:Can I use look
Naomi-PowerWordRoll:27 on insight and the 19 and then like slapped them till they pass out
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Naomi-PowerWordRoll:will often call will flak. I think I will throw out no brothers on nice dates This is fun.
Skylar-DicenaSlice:I was really good fun array.
Naomi-PowerWordRoll:So that cleric is completely broken. It's really broken.
Snyders Return:What was that? The peace bond? Yeah.
Josh-DiceandaSlice:Is that is that the one is that? Yeah, I got that so Opie I literally thought that was the that was the UAE? Nope, no, it's
Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub:in the actual book. Yeah.
Naomi-PowerWordRoll:So the benefit is, is that you can do it on like a whole bunch of people. So I could have done it on like an entire party. No way. Yes. It's really it's really
Josh-DiceandaSlice:my question to you is can you only do what I'm willing creatures? Or is there a safe way to be an unwilling creature because I
Naomi-PowerWordRoll:think it's you have to have a peaceful bond.
Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub:Like people willing breaches. Yeah, otherwise Yeah. I guess like you just pulling people around. But I could find people and they could all teleport.
Skylar-DicenaSlice:That is crazy. Cuz Yeah, I just couldn't get a hit on you.
Snyders Return:Not a full hit. Anyway, you did.
Skylar-DicenaSlice:I thought that they were taking your phone. Nice. thought they took your full damage. No, they
Naomi-PowerWordRoll:took off. They took my full damage. It's just that she was raging. So that's what I saw. That was the point at the belt. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Skylar-DicenaSlice:That is crazy. That was really fun. It was great. It was really enjoyable.
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Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub:Go first Noma. Go for it.
Naomi-PowerWordRoll:Hi, I'm Naomi. And you can find me on powered roll. And I'm also currently writing for the secret of St Kilda which is new audio drama coming out. So you can find St Kilda at the kilda and you can find power drop at power underscore word underscore role.
Fiona-WAIR/DMsBookClub:My name is Fiona and when I'm not playing Goliath, such as hit things and they get teleported around the map without their consent. I'm running two podcasts I run the water my rolling podcast, which is a twice monthly RPG one shot podcast where we look at different systems and use them as part of one shots with different loads of people. I also run the dmws book club, which is a weekly book club format podcast where we look at some dungeon dragons and see where we can implement it in our role playing campaigns. I'm also an improviser. And I'm just around doing lots of improvising stuff online because I can't be on stage. But that's me and you can find all that online. Both podcasts can be found wherever you listen to podcasts. That's the one of my rolling podcasts and the DMS bookclub. Thank you very much.
Snyders Return:All right, and diced and sliced. Please. You take it Josh.
Josh-DiceandaSlice:Yeah. Yeah, so the team of diced and sliced I'm Josh, you can find me personally on twitter at Josh Gordon on five. Occasionally I stream on Twitch I'm not making the big thing about it. But I am the DM for dice and a slice is where we got our very clever very clever team name from can find us on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram at D IC E and ei SL ice. The character has played today tiny he is one of the many NPCs that I have populating the ships and boats in our completely homebrew world. And it's a really great game. I think you should listen to it. You should listen to the podcast, do it.
Skylar-DicenaSlice:Yeah, that's where you can also find me. I'm jazz and Skylar, who I was playing today was is my PC that is under Joshua's Josh has mercy in our Dyson a slice campaign so yeah, if you if you enjoyed our kind of banter there then yeah, come check it out. It's every every other Monday. And we just we just kind of hang out and and just Yeah, yeah. That's about it
Josh-DiceandaSlice:25 a way Yeah, occasionally we have city of missed games as well.
Skylar-DicenaSlice:Because that's I tend to run
Josh-DiceandaSlice:Yeah, that's that's that's our favourite system actually. Yeah,
Skylar-DicenaSlice:yeah. to miss
Snyders Return:to Mrs. Berlin. Yeah so good. All right well thank you all for participating. I'd love to have you back either as new pairs same pairs new characters returning count one tiny
Josh-DiceandaSlice:but as the rest of the crew could come back to get revenge.
Skylar-DicenaSlice:Oh, yeah, I think we should come here with tarla or max out Hendrix. I think you could really handle having a barbarian or a warlock meets Paladin ish. High hybrid. It's pretty cool. So yeah, we can definitely bring them there.
Naomi-PowerWordRoll:Our bond?
Skylar-DicenaSlice:Yeah. Eventually we will come back and avenge poursuite tiny
Josh-DiceandaSlice:man finish his podcast. Good. Links to all
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Naomi-PowerWordRoll:Thanks for having us. Thanks for having us.
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