Visit Capewick![VHS tape loads and plays][Upbeat fanfare plays] Situated on the mid North East coast of England, Capewick boasts a rich history dating back to before even the Romans set foot on our island. Visit the high street where you can find a variety of homegrown, independent shops, eateries and historical sites. Take a walk along the beach, enjoying Capewick Cove exploring the very foundations of our town by looking at the cliff faces, caves and strata that make up our Earth. Venture further out of town to some of the ancient Celtic stone circles and Civil War battle sites. See the final resting place of Sir Tobias Tottle. Finally, wrap up your trip with a visit to Capewick Castle and historical village Enjoy an afternoon learning how to be a Roman soldier in a fort, take part in daily life in a bustling Celtic settlement and learn about the full history of Capewick in one of the oldest castles in the world. Maybe you'll even get a chance to meet the museum's curator, Professor Terrence Froden. Oh, there he is now! What are you working on today, Professor?
Prof:Well, I've been diving into the pre-history of Capewick, And I've been slowly uncovering more and more evidence Of some ancient religion or at least consistent idol worship- That's very exciting, isn't it? So come visit Capewick...[Tape static]
Ruth:Ah, Bert, I don't suppose you've seen my Ashley, have you?
Ash:Oh- don't look there...
Owen:Have I just walked into these two having finished committing a murder?
GM:You see this man, he has been... Gutted. By some kind of... thing.
Seb:Oh! Hello! Ah... Mr. Crisp! I didn't expect to see my landlord today!
Owen:I grab you by the lens of the camera.
Ash:We just need to get to a phone!
GM:We see the briefest flash of a shadow move.
Ruth:Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
Seb:I don't think it's safe to be in here.
Owen:Do not open the door.
Ruth:I weren't going to, love!
GM:And all four of you hear boots on the ground coming closer to the village.
Ash:Don't tell on us. Don't tell on us.[Creature bellows] The town that literally bleeds history.[Spooky theme music plays] Roll Plenty, The Capewick Cassettes, is an Actual Play RPG podcast using the Monster of the Week system, created by Michael Sands and published by Evil Hat Productions. Set in a sleepy English seaside town during the late 90s, where four neighbours harbouring secrets will come together to stop their home being consumed by the very history it was built on. Join us every other week for laughs, thrills and misrepresented British history.