#228 - Election Special

The boys are tired and stressed over the election. So they play Trump or Palpatine again!

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00:00:00 Andrew

Uh, so did you have, like, a cold recently?

00:00:02 Brandon

Me. No. Why?

00:00:05 Andrew

Inside the little congestion, these are your nose as close to the mic and not your mouth.

00:00:08 Andrew

You can just.

00:00:11 Brandon

Yeah. Now, maybe I'm tired.

00:00:14 Andrew

Bring your nose, nose.

00:00:15 Andrew

We can follow you knows.

00:00:18 Andrew

Right. There's gotta be.

00:00:19 Andrew

Some banter in there that we can use.

00:00:21 Brandon

Yes, sorry my brain.

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00:01:07 Andrew

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00:01:12 Brandon

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00:01:13 Andrew

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00:01:35 Andrew

Of our support levels.

00:01:36 Andrew

While you still.

00:01:37 Andrew

Can if the world still exists after Tuesday tomorrow.

00:01:43 Brandon

Yeah, because anxiety we do.

00:01:48 Brandon

Yeah, yeah. If you haven't voted yet. Well, you can't right now if you're listening to this on Monday in most places, which is weird cause.

00:02:00 Brandon

Why can't you vote? Just vote? Just vote, find a way to vote legally. Of course, if you're in, if you're in a red state, don't take a photo of your ballots and post it to social media, cause that will notify your vote, most likely, and.

00:02:20 Brandon

If this is true, if there is at least 10 states that you can't take a photo of your mail in ballot.

00:02:27 Brandon

There's 15 or so states that you can't take a photo of your ballot in the polling place. There's, I think, 20 states that you can't take a photo in a polling.

00:02:42 Brandon

Polling location. There's a great USA TODAY article that.

00:02:47 Brandon

Gives you all the places that you can or cannot post or cannot can all the photo.

00:02:56 Andrew

Well, the Republicans will be having a watch party with the special guests, a firing squad, and Liz Cheney. He literally said that she should be killed by a firing squad.

00:03:08 Brandon

Seriously.

00:03:09 Brandon

Yes, umm sorry. I'm still stuck on. They're wearing garbage bags right now, cause Joe Joe Biden said.

00:03:19 Brandon

After the Puerto Rico Garbage island comment from last weekend, but they are garbage, so now they're wearing garbage bags.

00:03:28 Andrew

We're not wearing maxi pads on their.

00:03:30 Andrew

Ears still.

00:03:31 Brandon

Ohh dude, uh, are we one of my friends hosted Halloween and.

00:03:41 Brandon

The kid came up dressed up as our our 45th president and had, like the the little maxi pad thing, he, he cracked us up. It was pretty good.

00:03:54 Andrew

Again, he said in public.

00:03:58 Andrew

That Liz Cheney should be killed by a firing squad. This actually happened last week.

00:04:01 Brandon

Yeah, yeah.

00:04:07 Andew

What?

00:04:10 Brandon

Yeah, I mean how, how, how, why, why and how?

00:04:19 Andrew

Tell me your Wi-Fi story. I can't.

00:04:21 Andrew

Talk about this anymore.

00:04:21 Brandon

OK, so yesterday or the day before recording this this last Saturday.

00:04:28 Brandon

I for 30 year row participate participated in extra life.

00:04:34 Brandon

Game day, which is a day where people stream to raise money for the Children's Hospital Miracle Network or yeah.

00:04:47 Brandon

Some orders that were jumble is is the correct way and I'm part of.

00:04:54 Brandon

A relay team.

00:04:55 Brandon

That's been doing it for the last three years.

00:04:58 Brandon

And this year, instead of having to do the late night shift, I got early morning, I was, I was slot #2. I did our 9:00 AM to 11:00 AM of the streaming relay. Twitch.tv/be ******. You can find me there next year.

00:05:15 Brandon

And I I did ocarina of Time 3A3 Heart run, which really is not much.

00:05:20 Brandon

Different from just.

00:05:21 Brandon

Playing Ocarina of Time, starting with three hearts. Anyway, I get I get tossed to baton.

00:05:33 Brandon

I look up chat and you're saying I'm moving like 1 frame per minute.

00:05:40 Andrew

When this happened last year too.

00:05:42 Brandon

It didn't. I don't think it happened for it wasn't that bad. It wasn't. I I didn't have 98% frame drop. Yeah. And so I was like, what is going on? I didn't know what speed test it was. Point 5.5 megabits per second.

00:05:52 Andrew

Yeah, please.

00:06:03 Brandon

And I was like, OK.

00:06:06 Brandon

Luckily, I had to upgrade my I had to upgrade my cell phone plan recently because at my new work I'm not nowhere close to the Wi-Fi. So anytime I open up Instagram it just downloads high quality videos and just like.

00:06:27 Brandon

And so I was, yes. So instead of my usual 5 gigabytes a month, I was, I was hitting $45.00 worth of overage charges. So I was just like.

00:06:27 Andrew

You made the great data plan.

00:06:38 Brandon

You know what? It's I just ordered the new new iPhone. I might as well upgrade to 5G LTE plus whatever it is now there's there's like 7 different icons underneath, like 5G on my on my phone. Now don't know what it means.

00:06:59 Brandon

But it really has been going much faster since I got my new phone and haven't been able to update or to transfer anything over to it yet for the last two weeks.

00:07:02 Andew

Thanks.

00:07:08 Andrew

No problem. Always have the 5G UC.

00:07:08 Brandon

Sounds good.

00:07:12 Brandon

Ultra colitis. Yeah. You know I have 5G.

00:07:16 Andrew

She yells.

00:07:20 Brandon

So yeah, yeah. So I streamed from my iMac to my phone as a as a what do you call it? Mobile hotspot and?

00:07:32 Andrew

It's only 5 gigs tethering a month, but I might upgrade to have.

00:07:36 Andrew

Limited.

00:07:37 Brandon

Yeah, I don't actually know what my tethering is. I think whatever I upgraded to gave me 9090 before slowing, so hopefully I haven't wasted all yet. It's but it rolls over in like a week or two. Anyway, that was my exciting 1st 15 minutes of my two hours.

00:07:46 Andrew

Oh, that's good.

00:07:57 Brandon

Dream so well, I I made it halfway through the doctor's cavern, playing Ocarina of Time. You know the part where you have to where that pillar is with all the bombs.

00:08:12 Brandon

That's that's as far as I made it. So you know, if anyone wants to see me finish A3 hard run of operating time, let me know because I was actually really fun. I got to finally use my N64 switch controllers.

00:08:26 Brandon

And then when I did a speed test with my mobile phone, I got the speeds that you were describing earlier, Andrew, before we started recording. So I was.

00:08:37 Andew

Huh.

00:08:37 Andrew

Yeah. As you know, last week I was without Wi-Fi, so.

00:08:40 Andrew

I was streaming.

00:08:41 Andrew

I was recording from my phone but like our house is on the hill and the cell signal's not great like you can get phone calls but it's not.

00:08:49 Andrew

Like 5G ultra or whatever. Yeah, but now the cable person came after four days of no Internet where we are essentially Amish and got it all fixed up. So we're we're happy with that fast Internet again.

00:09:00 Brandon

Nice. That's good. That's that's always good. I didn't start the timer, so I don't know where we are.

00:09:08 Brandon

Alright.

00:09:08 Andrew

How did the the street go? Did you raise funds?

00:09:12 Brandon

Yeah. So my goal is usually 200 to raise 200. I ended up raising 300, although I I do match the 1st 100, so 1/3 of that to me. But yeah, I raised over $300.00 technically someone donated 6969.

00:09:33 Brandon

So I'm a pennies away from 300, but yeah, I raised about $300.00 for Seattle's Seattle Children's Hospital. Yeah, I was proud of that. And.

00:09:42 Andew

Nice.

00:09:48 Brandon

The the team itself, our goal was 2000. I think currently only raised 1600 so.

00:09:59 Brandon

I'll put the link from my my page in the disk and I think it's open for the rest of the month, so you know listening wants to donate to sales children hospital.

00:09:59 Andew

Yes.

00:10:01 Andew

Yeah.

00:10:12 Brandon

Lincoln bio.

00:10:14 Andrew

I think we did my understanding.

00:10:15 Brandon

Yes, you did. Yes. Thank you. Thank you very much to you and your family.

00:10:20 Andrew

Yeah, I went to the Children's Hospital a number of.

00:10:22 Andrew

Times a child.

00:10:24 Andew

Yeah.

00:10:24 Andrew

And so did one of my children. So.

00:10:25 Brandon

There you go.

00:10:26 Brandon

I don't even know that about. Oh, I forgot about that either way.

00:10:34 Brandon

And one of your children got to watch my stream a little bit with Caleb in the morning, so.

00:10:39 Andrew

Speaking of children's hospitals.

00:10:41 Brandon

Yes.

00:10:41 Brandon

Yes.

00:10:42 Andrew

The election in 1996. Yes, we're both really tired. This is that was not a good segue, but it was.

00:10:47 Brandon

We are. Yeah. Also I have at the beginning here I had a big plan that we would we would do an election special that we would talk about the election from one of the elections in the 90s. I mean the big one was probably 96 cause.

00:10:49 Andrew

Time to segue.

00:11:07 Brandon

Was Clinton versus Bob Dole and Ross Perot was like I'm here too, and no one gave up long half.

00:11:13 Andrew

And also.

00:11:15 Andrew

Yeah, pretty much. We should have adopted the daily shows thing electile dysfunction. But I laughed pretty hard at that.

00:11:25 Brandon

That's a good one. Uh, yeah.

00:11:29 Brandon

I I've always been partial to the monocular apps now.

00:11:37 Brandon

Yeah, but you know, I do. You wanna do you wanna go over it? I I, I. I've even with that, I've prepared a game.

00:11:46 Brandon

Uh, which is?

00:11:48 Andrew

We can do whatever whatever floats your fancy, whatever that meant.

00:11:51 Brandon

Ohh, it's up to up to up to you. I I'm dead. You're dead.

00:11:59 Andrew

Yeah, true.

00:12:00 Brandon

It's up to you.

00:12:03 Brandon

Because I have a game for this game. For after the break that we don't have.

00:12:07 Andrew

I did two games. It's probably excessive.

00:12:09 Brandon

There. OK, then let's talk about the 1996 presidential election, because this one feels like it's going to kill me.

00:12:20 Brandon

Yeah. Bye, but also.

00:12:22 Andrew

I'm going to.

00:12:23 Andrew

Be glued to my absolute glued to my television by.

00:12:26 Andrew

The way.

00:12:27 Brandon

On Tuesday night, yeah.

00:12:27 Andrew

It's like terrified.

00:12:30 Andrew

Energy. And then the swing states never.

00:12:32 Andrew

Finish.

00:12:34 Andrew

That night so doesn't matter but.

00:12:37 Brandon

It's gonna be fun.

00:12:40 Brandon

So yeah, 1996 presidential election incumbent Democratic President Bill Clinton with his running mate Al Gore, was Lobo.

00:12:51 Andrew

Oh, God, wait.

00:12:55 Brandon

Ran against Bob Dole and Happy Canyon. Who's who's his?

00:13:01 Andrew

Of brains. Conservative. Lunatic.

00:13:03 Brandon

Jack Kemp Jack Kemp was former professional football player Jack Kemp.

00:13:11 Andrew

Is this before the Viagra thing or after?

00:13:14 Brandon

Bye.

00:13:18 Brandon

Ohh, I yeah, I think you skipped a few beats. There was Bob Dole. Pepsi.

00:13:25 Brandon

I know boy, vin. Viagra.

00:13:29 Andew

I mean.

00:13:31 Brandon

Britney Spears?

00:13:31 Andrew

Vibrate in the Pepsi OK.

00:13:32 Brandon

Yeah, well, they're they're both blue, right?

00:13:35 Andew

They're both blue.

00:13:37 Brandon

Yeah, which is weird for a Republican generally represented by red to.

00:13:43 Andrew

It's a little red pill.

00:13:44 Andrew

To give you a *****, yeah.

00:13:47 Brandon

It just it just.

00:13:47 Brandon

Wakes you up to all the bones that you should be having.

00:13:53 Brandon

Sorry, Brittany.

00:13:56 Brandon

OK.

00:14:00 Brandon

Yes, in German.

00:14:02 Brandon

Bill Clinton won.

00:14:05 Brandon

Ross Perot managed to not take any electoral votes this time.

00:14:10 Andrew

This was before Bill Clinton started canoodling with his.

00:14:14 Andrew

Secretary or whatever, right?

00:14:15 Brandon

This was before it came to light, but I'm pretty sure.

00:14:17 Andrew

OK.

00:14:20 Brandon

Really sure he had at that point.

00:14:24 Andew

Let me check. Check. That's funny.

00:14:32 Brandon

Let me just a little control F Monica.

00:14:35 Andew

So what was the what was?

00:14:37 Andrew

The polling controversy.

00:14:39 Brandon

It began in 1995.

00:14:43 Brandon

The polling controversy which I linked you to for no reason, was that.

00:14:48 Andew

Oh, OK.

00:14:53 Brandon

Every Carl Ladd who? Who's the little? Who's the little lad whose berries and cream?

00:15:03 Brandon

Argued that polls had overestimated Clinton's lead during the campaign and thereby dampened interest in the election. Wouldn't that be nice? Wouldn't it be nice if we just didn't have to care about the polls or the election or anything?

00:15:16 Andrew

Yeah, I think to imply that the polls actually affect it that much like this interesting election is there.

00:15:23 Andrew

General disenfranchisement with the system as a whole.

00:15:28 Brandon

So the opposite of what happened in 2016 that led to the darkest timeline that we're currently in.

00:15:29 Brandon

You know.

00:15:34 Andew

What?

00:15:34 Andrew

Yeah. I mean in that case, they were.

00:15:36 Andrew

Like.

00:15:37 Andrew

It's kind of the opposite, they.

00:15:38 Andrew

Were like Hillary's going to win, definitely. And then she didn't. Yeah.

00:15:43 Andrew

Whoops, big mistake.

00:15:44 Brandon

Because Clinton won the hunchback until margin, and there was no major reaction towards the impreciseness of these polls. But yeah, he was saying the polls was so bad that.

00:15:55 Brandon

It like no one cared and.

00:15:57 Andrew

The poll was so bad, the voting.

00:16:02 Brandon

That was the worst ever.

00:16:03 Andrew

We all votes are full of fraud.

00:16:05 Andew

This.

00:16:05

God.

00:16:07 Brandon

Good pulse on both sides.

00:16:10 Andrew

Let's firebomb the ballot box.

00:16:12 Brandon

Ohh yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's something that's that's something is actually happening in the state that you're in.

00:16:20 Andrew

But again, like, OK, listen, Republicans. You're gonna firebomb, like, go to a swing state.

00:16:29 Andrew

Like it's going to be blue here. I'm sorry. It just is.

00:16:33 Brandon

Yeah, but I I mean, I understand where they're coming from. They're firebombing the places that all the votes are most likely blue to begin with.

00:16:43 Andrew

Did they already? They already hit all the Planned Parenthood. They're looking for everything that's fire bomb.

00:16:47 Brandon

Not.

00:16:47 Andrew

What you're saying?

00:16:48 Brandon

Yes, I passed by Planned Parenthood on my way to work every day and it's early enough that I can flip off the people that are parking in all the spots in front of it so they can try to send.

00:17:00 Brandon

Women away from there.

00:17:02 Andrew

Yeah, I also see that you took the Boeing employees were still on strike.

00:17:06 Andew

Like they literally.

00:17:08 Andrew

Offered like a 40% pay raise.

00:17:11 Andew

And.

00:17:12 Andrew

Like, here's the thing. You can sit there and strike and strike and strike, but at a certain point like.

00:17:17 Andrew

We're going to chase them out of our state.

00:17:20 Andrew

And then you're not going to.

00:17:21 Andrew

Have a job at all.

00:17:22 Andew

MHM.

00:17:24 Andrew

So I'm not sure it's kind of like shooting yourself in your own foot.

00:17:30 Brandon

I I was surprised to learn that they were still on strike.

00:17:34 Andrew

I want every a gold bar for everybody.

00:17:36 Andrew

Like, come on folks anyway.

00:17:38 Andew

OK.

00:17:41 Brandon

The.

00:17:44 Brandon

I support the proletariat, yeah.

00:17:49 Andrew

Yeah, there's just.

00:17:50 Andrew

Like a lack of rationale there, you know. Yeah, yeah.

00:17:53 Brandon

Work together instead of.

00:17:57 Brandon

Union busting or something?

00:17:58 Andrew

Also in 2024, pensions are trash.

00:18:02 Brandon

Yes, yes they are.

00:18:03 Andrew

All they do is they they make non disciplined people able to invest.

00:18:08 Andrew

And then give them sub subpar rates of return.

00:18:13 Andew

I.

00:18:13 Andrew

Why would you want that?

00:18:14 Brandon

UM.

00:18:17 Brandon

That is a great question.

00:18:19 Brandon

Because that's that's how it always was and always will be.

00:18:24 Andrew

But the problem is your pension. If the company goes belly up, your pension goes belly up too.

00:18:29 Andrew

With a 401K, the money is yours and you control the investments and you get a higher.

00:18:34 Andrew

Rate of return.

00:18:35 Brandon

So what you're saying is?

00:18:40 Brandon

Having your pension going is going around the doors.

00:18:47 Andew

Yeah.

00:18:49 Andrew

Flying out the window and.

00:18:51 Andrew

Then hitting the ground at a high rate of.

00:18:53 Andrew

Speed, near Portland.

00:18:53 Brandon

Someone. Someone.

00:18:56 Brandon

Some would say breaking out through to the other side.

00:19:04 Andrew

There's something new.

00:19:06 Brandon

No, that's doors. That's the doors.

00:19:06 Andew

The.

00:19:07 Andew

OK.

00:19:10 Brandon

You know, an LA woman once told me.

00:19:15 Brandon

So on Election Day, Clinton defeated Dole by a wide margin, winning 379 electors to doles 149, taking 49.2% of the national popular vote to doles 40.7%.

00:19:28 Andrew

We could only be so lucky.

00:19:30 Brandon

Yeah, I mean, aren't both aren't both current cannons at like 48 something each like?

00:19:38 Andrew

Oh, probably, but the poles are.

00:19:39 Andrew

Always garbage. No one knows.

00:19:41 Andew

True.

00:19:44 Brandon

Remember, you can drop your absentee ballots off at polling places until 8:00 PM, most states.

00:19:51 Andrew

You have to walk through a wall of Maga Republicans.

00:19:57 Brandon

I don't I I believe you. You have to have, like, some sort of barrier around the polling place, don't you?

00:20:08 Andrew

The ex president, by the way, right now, the ex president has been fuming over the DES.

00:20:12 Andrew

Moines register poll.

00:20:13 Andrew

Showing a toss up in the state of Iowa.

00:20:16 Andrew

And says it shouldn't have been released.

00:20:17 Andrew

Sources say they said that's the same.

00:20:19 Andrew

Thing as the pulling gun person we just talked about.

00:20:21 Brandon

Yeah.

00:20:23 Brandon

It's true the polls are wrong.

00:20:27 Brandon

They need to be right.

00:20:29 Andrew

Pamela went on.

00:20:30 Andrew

SNL during the cold open? That's cool.

00:20:32 Brandon

Yeah. So they did the, they did the vanity mirror thing where she was on one side and the her my roofs on the other. And they came out on stage together.

00:20:45 Brandon

Did the live from New York at Saturday night.

00:20:52 Brandon

Yeah, I I I hope to be.

00:20:59 Brandon

Well, well rested by next recording instead of strung out and dead.

00:21:09 Andrew

You're just gonna have, like, your hands and be proud. Your your eyes gonna be bloodshot like bags under your eyes.

00:21:14 Brandon

I'm going to look I.

00:21:14 Andrew

Like twigs coming out of your hair.

00:21:16 Brandon

I dressed up as a pylon.

00:21:21 Brandon

That's a reference to the garbage truck outfit. It was the orange orange vest and.

00:21:29 Brandon

Have you have you seen the photo? Have you seen the photo?

00:21:32 Andrew

No.

00:21:33 Brandon

Let's see if I can find it, but either way, you know, sometimes sometimes you dress up as a sanitation worker because the current president calls, calls your constituents.

00:21:49 Brandon

5 inch.

00:21:50 Andrew

Floating pile of garbage or whatever.

00:21:52 Brandon

No. Well, no.

00:21:56 Brandon

He, a comedian at his Madison Square Garden rally called Puerto Rico Floating pile of garbage. So then like a day or two later, Joe Biden was like.

00:22:10 Brandon

Hey, Jackie. You're real power. Garbage are people that support support Trump and the White House claims in the transcript he meant the supporters that were doing the raw.

00:22:28 Brandon

Really the OR like presenting at the rally, but you know.

00:22:35 Brandon

If Joe Biden says something wrong.

00:22:38 Brandon

He gotta latch on to it. And then so now. Now, Maga Republicans are dressing up in garbage bags and Trump is is stumbling, trying to get into a Trump Pence garbage truck.

00:22:45 Andew

Oh boy.

00:22:56 Brandon

Yeah.

00:22:57 Brandon

This, this, this, this is look at the 1996 election and then think of how as kids do you think I ever would have said those words in that combination talking about an election?

00:23:02 Andrew

Isn't didn't even see the real?

00:23:15 Andrew

I.

00:23:19 Brandon

UM.

00:23:22 Brandon

Yeah, it's.

00:23:25 Andrew

Maybe we shouldn't have talked about this because now.

00:23:26 Andrew

It's causing me.

00:23:28 Andrew

Deep anxiety.

00:23:29 Brandon

Yeah, we'll we'll add you sending to your phone. This is a real photo, not doctored by any any.

00:23:34 Andew

Oh.

00:23:40 Brandon

Any yeah.

00:23:44 Andrew

And now we're gonna take a break to do nothing and then just immediately come back.

00:23:49 Brandon

Exactly. This is where if we put in mid, mid, mid rolls this is where it would be.

00:23:55 Andrew

Roll into the next segment and now let's go to the next set.

00:24:02 Andrew

Traditionally, we're doing nearly 90s minute, but.

00:24:04 Brandon

Yeah. I mean, I think I cut out the part where you said.

00:24:09 Brandon

Something about current leader and future great president.

00:24:15 Brandon

Yeah. Uh.

00:24:17 Andrew

Donald J Trump.

00:24:20 Andrew

The third of movies like he's actually the third, but.

00:24:24 Brandon

I.

00:24:26 Brandon

I couldn't tell you our fearless leader.

00:24:32 Andew

Uh.

00:24:33 Brandon

In this autocracy that we have autocracy.

00:24:36 Andrew

So.

00:24:38 Andrew

What are we doing for the game?

00:24:40 Brandon

OK, so way back when way back when, must have been the last election, was it?

00:24:48 Brandon

The last election.

00:24:50 Andew

About four years ago.

00:24:51 Brandon

Yeah, I I had a little fun game that we played where I had a quote from Emperor Palpatine from Star Wars.

00:25:02 Brandon

And the quote from uh at the time, current President Donald J Trump.

00:25:08 Brandon

And I did a voice for both. Palpatine in Trump for each quote that I had and you had to guess. Was it a Palpatine quote or was it a sum quote?

00:25:17 Andew

Yes.

00:25:19 Brandon

And since our 45th President has only become more unhinged the closer it come to this election time, I thought I would mix in some new quotes. We had a new Star Wars movie come out, so there's more. Palpatine quotes now and.

00:25:39 Brandon

11 even before the last election, who knows?

00:25:43 Brandon

Anyway, I have I don't know 12 quotes here 12345678910.

00:25:52 Brandon

And 11:12 quotes.

00:25:56 Brandon

That we go through and and you get to guess, is it Trump or is it Palpatine give, bring it back y'all does that mean around ideas maybe yes.

00:26:05 Andew

Ciao.

00:26:12 Brandon

But the heat?

00:26:12 Andrew

Flowed through you.

00:26:14 Brandon

Yes, which would be Trump.

00:26:17 Andew

Donald Trump.

00:26:19 Andrew

Referring to people who are not white.

00:26:20 Andew

Oh.

00:26:24 Brandon

Yes, uh, all right. We're going to start with wipe them out, all of them. And I get to use my bad Trump impression.

00:26:32 Brandon

Hopefully for the last time.

00:26:35 Brandon

Lighten up.

00:26:37 Brandon

All of them.

00:26:40 Andew

Light them out. All of them.

00:26:46 Andrew

Real palpatine. This is even a little extreme for Trump, who, by the way, last week said that Liz Cheney should go and run him a virus.

00:26:54 Brandon

Yeah, I I feel like this time around that one is not a stretch to be a Trump quote, but you are correct that his Emperor Palpatine, I wish I remember what that was from and I didn't even write that down in my end lighting out.

00:27:14 Brandon

Out of them. Ohh, that's from Phantom menace.

00:27:18 Brandon

Yeah.

00:27:19 Brandon

Anyway, as Darth Sidious next one.

00:27:25 Brandon

He abolished in serving border.

00:27:28 Brandon

Or he abolished our southern border.

00:27:33 Andrew

That one has to be Trump. He's all.

00:27:35 Andrew

About that board.

00:27:35 Andrew

He's doing a huge part on that border.

00:27:38 Brandon

I mean, you never know. What if the wild space refugees are trying to get into the core?

00:27:46 Brandon

No, you're right. That is a quote.

00:27:47

Things.

00:27:49 Brandon

From from our 45th.

00:27:52 Brandon

DJT uh, you're 2 for two already. Yeah, I'm gonna give you a grace of missing 2. I want to say.

00:28:02 Andew

Yeah, cause it seemed pretty. Yeah, yeah.

00:28:04 Brandon

Pretty, pretty cut and dry.

00:28:07 Brandon

Pretty cut and.

00:28:08 Brandon

Dry. Well, let's see. Well, let's see.

00:28:09 Andrew

Next.

00:28:13 Brandon

Trump first or Palpatine first I.

00:28:14 Brandon

Don't remember, all right.

00:28:15 Andew

Trump.

00:28:18 Brandon

And you never want to use it, but the way you don't use it is by letting everyone know that we have it bigger and better, stronger than they do.

00:28:27 Andrew

This is, oh you do, Palpatine first.

00:28:31 Brandon

And you never want to use it, but the way you don't use it is by letting everyone know that we have it bigger and better, stronger than they do.

00:28:42 Andrew

I've never heard anyone explain.

00:28:45 Andrew

Nuclear deterrence in a way that made it sound so ridiculous and stupid.

00:28:49 Brandon

I love that you know exactly what this was.

00:28:50 Andrew

Like, yeah, just like, what the he's not wrong, but.

00:28:56 Andew

True.

00:28:56 Andrew

It's like explaining it to a kindergartener.

00:28:59 Brandon

Which probably is how was it explained to him?

00:29:03 Brandon

Control.

00:29:04 Brandon

Yep, 3 for three.

00:29:07 Andrew

It's actually referring to the Death star.

00:29:10 Brandon

Yes.

00:29:11 Andrew

You never want to use that.

00:29:13 Brandon

Uh.

00:29:16 Brandon

It's true. Sorry.

00:29:19 Brandon

It's treason then.

00:29:21 Brandon

Or it's treason then.

00:29:28 Brandon

Do you have?

00:29:30 Brandon

And it's true.

00:29:34 Andew

It's treason, Ben.

00:29:36 Andrew

I'm gonna say that's.

00:29:41 Andrew

That's all Trump. I think it's a, it's.

00:29:43 Andrew

Not a full statement.

00:29:47 Brandon

Filings.

00:29:48 Andew

Yeah.

00:29:49 Brandon

That is actually from episode 3, when the Jedi have come to arrest Sheev Palpatine. And Yep, Yep, Yep. But but I'm sure I'm sure if you searched the exact quote on Google and Donald Trump, you could find a transcript where he may have said that.

00:30:01 Andew

Alright, alright, keep me alright.

00:30:10 Brandon

So who knows?

00:30:13 Brandon

Have everything that has transpired. There's also.

00:30:20 Brandon

Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design.

00:30:26 Andrew

I just did some last time. There has to be Palpatine. Trump isn't capable of uttering that sentence.

00:30:32 Brandon

But it would be fun if you did.

00:30:34 Brandon

Right.

00:30:35 Brandon

Everything is transpired stencil garden my design.

00:30:40 Brandon

You're correct, it is that's returning to Jedi looks like.

00:30:41 Andew

Ding.

00:30:43 Brandon

Palpatine.

00:30:49 Brandon

We're. I have my friends and blah blah, blah and we're going to take you down. He's like, I know about your friends on the forest moon. Yeah, I you will find that the shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive anyway.

00:31:10 Brandon

Next up we have uh.

00:31:13 Brandon

So we made along really great stars sitting there.

00:31:18 Brandon

So we made a lot of really great stars sitting there.

00:31:24 Andrew

It's Donald Trump, and it's so sad that, like the only way the only adjectives he has are really and great truth.

00:31:34 Andrew

How could you not speak that way?

00:31:36 Brandon

That's so true. You're correct. You're at 5 out of 6.

00:31:43 Brandon

Well done, you.

00:31:50 Brandon

This one, this one might be a tough one, although maybe maybe we've heard it before. Who knows.

00:31:58 Brandon

There is nothing of greater importance.

00:32:01 Brandon

To secure the future of this empire.

00:32:08 Brandon

There is nothing of greater importance to this. There is nothing of greater importance to secure the future of this empire.

00:32:18 Andrew

That has to be.

00:32:22 Brandon

The emperor. Are you sure it's not Donald Trump talking about neocolonialism?

00:32:28 Andrew

Yeah. Again, it's just too.

00:32:29 Andrew

Much of A sentence.

00:32:32 Andrew

What was that can?

00:32:33 Andrew

We wrap this maybe after 10.

00:32:36 Brandon

Yep, you got it.

00:32:38 Brandon

Well, let's go with.

00:32:45 Andew

She's a terrible.

00:32:45 Brandon

Person and she is knowing what she's doing.

00:32:49 Andrew

That is Donald Trump referring to either.

00:32:53 Andrew

Nancy Pelosi or Liz Cheney?

00:32:56 Brandon

Are you sure it's not? She's a terrible person and she has no idea.

00:33:00 Brandon

What she's doing?

00:33:01 Andew

I'm pretty sure.

00:33:02 Brandon

You are correct. Alright, dosas.

00:33:04

Sing.

00:33:07 Andrew

Is he talking about listening?

00:33:08 Brandon

I do not remember what the I think he's talking about, Kamala.

00:33:12 Andrew

OK. Yeah, that's.

00:33:13 Andrew

Probably true.

00:33:13 Brandon

Kamala.

00:33:18 Brandon

But I can assure you my resolve has never been stronger.

00:33:24 Andrew

That's a tough one.

00:33:25 Brandon

But I can assure you my resolve has never been stronger.

00:33:31 Andrew

Well, sounds like Palpatine.

00:33:42 Andrew

Amigo Palpatine on this one.

00:33:43 Brandon

Alright, you are correct. Alright, last one, we're going to.

00:33:50 Brandon

Go with.

00:33:52 Brandon

We're gonna win like never before.

00:33:57 Brandon

Or we are going to win like never before.

00:34:02 Andrew

He did win before, though.

00:34:04 Brandon

What does that sentence even mean?

00:34:08 Andrew

Yeah, that's Donald Trump.

00:34:08 Andew

Very true. Surprised be surprised to hear.

00:34:17 Andrew

Maybe after he.

00:34:18 Andrew

Wins.

00:34:18 Brandon

No, you're right. Yeah. No. Yeah. So thank you for playing along with us. Hopefully we'll be.

00:34:26 Brandon

With you next week.

00:34:28 Brandon

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00:34:48 Brandon

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00:34:49 Brandon

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00:35:02 Brandon

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00:35:02 Brandon

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00:35:10 Brandon

Three next time.

00:35:26 Andrew

He literally said Liz Cheney should.

00:35:27 Andew

So.

00:35:28 Andrew

Go in front of a firing squad.

00:35:30 Brandon

That is insane. Hi, Kayla.