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Friends “The One with the Monkey” Audio Commentary | 2024 Christmas Special

Namely 90s Season 3

The boys “phone it in” the year with an audio commentary on the Friends first New Years episode “The One with the Monkey.” Sync with watching the episode for best results.

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Outro:
Pixelland by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4222-pixelland
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Audio file

friends-the-one-with-the-monkey-audio-commentary-2024-christmas-special.mp3

 

Transcript

00:00:00 Andrew

There's something weird about not having the headphones and it's like passing.

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True.

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Just having a regular dialogue in the the kitchen of my home.

00:00:09 Brandon

In the kitchen.

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I.

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Guess this is the dining room, technically little fireplace.

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No.

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No dining room, fireplace as everyone has.

00:00:16 Andrew

Yeah, everyone's gathered around the dining.

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Fireplace for the holidays.

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I mean, why wouldn't you?

00:00:24 Andrew

We have a shaker of glitter as everyone.

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It's actually supposed to be on my night stand, if you know what I mean.

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My only.

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What? What?

00:00:35 Narrator

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This is weird.

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This is the second time we recorded in person.

00:01:50 Brandon

No, this is the third or fourth.

00:01:54 Andrew

Oh I.

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We just did the one time.

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Oh, we do.

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We do it twice at your place.

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That's right.

00:01:58 Brandon

Yeah, since we have learned in your recording room, you're the last, right?

00:02:03 Andrew

I think so.

00:02:05 Brandon

Yes.

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Yes, yes we did.

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Yes.

00:02:10 Andrew

Well, anyway, that was fun for the listeners.

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So yeah, but it's not a common occurrence.

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Fewer than the number.

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Years that we've been doing this correct.

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So there you go.

00:02:22 Brandon

Yeah. And we're in the same room. So hopefully you don't hear like a double echo or something.

00:02:30 Brandon

Audio tracks cause.

00:02:32 Brandon

Most likely it would take a lot to edit out.

00:02:35 Andrew

Then you'll.

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All right. Because if it's synchronized, my own talking, well, you may have like a micro delay on your audio.

00:02:44 Brandon

I'm sure that's your audio you.

00:02:46 Andrew

Know what I'm saying, but if you.

00:02:48 Brandon

It's already carrying. Yeah, I don't know.

00:02:48 Andrew

A really wireless.

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Because in theory, if we're at the same if everything's at the same time synchronized perfectly.

00:02:56 Andrew

I shouldn't.

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Whatever sound yours is picking up of mine.

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Would be minimal and just be additive.

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What you're already.

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Shouldn't echo unless it's like off.

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But you know.

00:03:05 Brandon

Correct, except I do also alter or voices are so slightly so.

00:03:11 Andrew

Bing's computer does suck enough that it probably just doesn't even count seconds properly.

00:03:15 Andrew

Just recording in some other dimension of time.

00:03:18 Brandon

Well, I have told you in the past that your your audio doesn't sync with your video.

00:03:21

That.

00:03:21 Andrew

Yeah, but it.

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It was on multiple machines.

00:03:25 Brandon

No, it wasn't my other. So maybe it's audacity.

00:03:28 Andrew

It could be it is.

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Cheap AK free.

00:03:30 Brandon

Or I think it.

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I thought it was your camera, but then your screen capture.

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Kit bed.

00:03:36 Brandon

Your screen capture's been doing pretty well anyway.

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OK.

00:03:39 Brandon

Welcome back to another Christmas special, I guess.

00:03:43 Andrew

A holiday season special.

00:03:45 Brandon

Yeah.

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This technically rounds it out to 50.

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Done.

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Of these.

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I haven't marked these two as bonuses, so who knows.

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Maybe I have.

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Maybe I have.

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We haven't released last week's episode yet.

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I'm finished processing it and hopefully you liked it.

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Hopefully you're just.

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Enjoying us, randomly commenting with native space.

00:04:14 Brandon

But also using this as an audio commentary so.

00:04:16 Brandon

Welcome to the second of two or 2024 Christmas specials is just Andrew and I doing audio commentary on 2 Classic 90s episode holiday episodes that we haven't covered yet.

00:04:29 Andrew

That's right.

00:04:30 Brandon

So welcome to the one of the monkey.

00:04:34 Andrew

The one with the monkey.

00:04:36 Brandon

The 10th episode of the first season of friends.

00:04:40 Brandon

Yeah, broadcast on December 15th, 1994.

00:04:44 Brandon

And this is this episode marks the first appearance of Marcel the monkey that Ross adopts to keep him company. And.

00:04:55 Brandon

This is when Phoebe meets the scientist David, played by.

00:05:00 Andrew

Hey gazarian.

00:05:00 Brandon

Azaria and their relationship is short lived.

00:05:05 Brandon

Spoilers because he gets a grant to work in mince.

00:05:09 Brandon

Which is in Belarus, Belarus, which.

00:05:14 Brandon

Must have been a USSR, no?

00:05:19 Brandon

Is it Eastern Europe? Probably.

00:05:20 Andrew

Maybe I don't.

00:05:21 Andrew

I'm not sure at that time.

00:05:22 Brandon

That was Siberia.

00:05:25 Brandon

The gang all make a no date pact for a New Year's Eve.

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And then all of them, except for Ross ends up breaking it with undesired consequences.

00:05:34 Andrew

Consequences, basically.

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Ensue.

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Antics and surround.

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It's as if the show is about nothing.

00:05:42 Andrew

Yeah, but it just it just.

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Life is about nothing. You know what I.

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Except when it's about something which every episode of Seinfeld was about something.

00:05:52 Brandon

Thing something or nothing.

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Therefore, nothing the mundane becomes the story.

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So therefore it is about something.

00:06:02 Brandon

You just wrinkled my brain.

00:06:04 Andrew

Yes, I did.

00:06:06 Brandon

I feel like I'm not talking loud enough.

00:06:09 Andrew

Well, mine just requires me to talk louder to pick up, apparently because that.

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To.

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Are weird. Hmm.

00:06:13 Brandon

Well, good luck, editor.

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Yeah.

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OK, we're doing like a 321 go.

00:06:20 Brandon

Yeah. So.

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5 counts for those of you that are trying to sync up with the episode. We're watching this on HBO. Max has a minute and 43 seconds runtime and we are starting in five.

00:06:37 Brandon

4321.

00:06:43 Andrew

Did that classic.

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Interstitial music.

00:06:46 Brandon

Oh yeah.

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And it's Ross already.

00:06:51 Andrew

I was just telling you, anytime you had a monkey.

00:06:55 Andrew

It's too early to jump the shark.

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So.

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Surprised it got renewed.

00:06:59 Brandon

You know, I I have to wonder how like.

00:07:04 Brandon

How popular friend was already at this time was this attempt to then.

00:07:08 Andrew

I don't think it was that popular.

00:07:11 Andrew

It took a while to get some traction, I'm pretty sure.

00:07:14 Andrew

Jimmy the office.

00:07:17 Brandon

The office I remember happening because it was.

00:07:23 Brandon

Summer Olympics.

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These.

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Right after the 6th episode, season 1.

00:07:30 Andrew

Monkey on TV.

00:07:31 Andrew

I I think that like the animal rights, people are all all against it.

00:07:35 Brandon

They did have it on Animal Hospital. The short lived Jo McHale vehicle.

00:07:42 Brandon

Or no. No, he's on the other panel. One animal rescue.

00:07:46 Andrew

No, it's got the one comedian.

00:07:51 Andrew

What's his face? Kim Jong?

00:07:54 Brandon

And John?

00:07:55 Andrew

Yeah, I feel like an event.

00:07:56 Andrew

It makes sense to have a monkey like it fits.

00:07:58 Brandon

Them. But I I actually.

00:07:59 Brandon

Thought that was a good show.

00:08:00 Andrew

Except this implication that that's just sit there and.

00:08:05 Andrew

See all species all the time, and especially really exotic things like. That's very much the exception.

00:08:09 Brandon

Lizard.

00:08:10 Brandon

Yeah.

00:08:10 Andrew

The rule.

00:08:13 Andrew

This is good the intro.

00:08:15 Brandon

I I do love the Rembrandts.

00:08:18 Brandon

I would just on a cassette tape.

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Single.

00:08:23 Andrew

It actually sounded right a lot of times on streaming. It sounds weird.

00:08:26 Brandon

Because they don't have the rights anymore.

00:08:29 Andrew

That sounded right, yeah.

00:08:32 Brandon

It had the right amount of claps.

00:08:37 Brandon

However, the 90s suicide jokes.

00:08:44 Brandon

So Entertainment Weekly gave us A/B ranking.

00:08:49 Brandon

Perhaps friends biggest blunder was forcing Schwimmer to do comedy opposite us in which is beneath him.

00:08:59 Brandon

The episode illustrates the writer.

00:09:00 Andrew

I'm sorry, was that person to repeat ******?

00:09:03 Andrew

On the credits, I think it's someone someone named went by some peak ******, but now we can't go back.

00:09:08 Brandon

It's a bomber.

00:09:10 Andrew

We do the.

00:09:11 Brandon

Z oh, even better.

00:09:26 Andrew

Didn't talking aloud.

00:09:29 Brandon

Oddly, I was synced with your audio.

00:09:32 Andrew

It's slightly off.

00:09:37 Andrew

And he's really sensitive about that. And I don't see much.

00:09:42 Brandon

Mine's pretty bad, but I think it's just 'cause our setup right now.

00:09:48 Brandon

Dick Clark called it.

00:09:49 Brandon

So they referenced Dick Clark holiday New Years.

00:09:56 Brandon

16 later they do the episode where ****.

00:09:59 Andrew

**** Clark's rocking New Year's Eve.

00:10:01 Brandon

You think that would come up?

00:10:05 Brandon

If you know they didn't write new episodes every.

00:10:08 Brandon

Is it?

00:10:13 Brandon

It's spelled get.

00:10:17 Andrew

But she is.

00:10:19 Andrew

I know it's supposed to be like a parody of people who do play at coffee shops, and it's sad that.

00:10:24 Andrew

Not.

00:10:24 Andrew

Far off true.

00:10:27 Brandon

This is the suicide one or the snowman one.

00:10:30 Brandon

There it is.

00:10:31 Andrew

And this is a suicide song.

00:10:33 Andrew

No.

00:10:38 Brandon

They got me, they got me.

00:10:43 Andrew

Even her eyelashes.

00:10:47 Brandon

All right.

00:10:48 Andrew

She's on the 12th song about her mother's suicide.

00:10:58 Brandon

Now this is how she meets.

00:11:04 Brandon

I think that's funny.

00:11:14 Andrew

I don't love the.

00:11:15 Andrew

I think it's various character drives me nuts, I think.

00:11:17 Andrew

Never just spit out a sentence.

00:11:20 Andrew

It's weird.

00:11:22 Brandon

I mean, the other guy's worse.

00:11:26 Andrew

This is a character he's doing, but it's.

00:11:28 Andrew

Annoying to listen to him talk.

00:11:46 Brandon

I do like hearing splash.

00:11:50 Brandon

That was the one issue, was a mermaid.

00:11:54 Brandon

With Tom Hanks.

00:12:08 Andrew

Frank is very is good though.

00:12:16 Andrew

Of the 90s fashion.

00:12:20 Brandon

Wow.

00:12:26 Brandon

Sam Ashurst from Digital Spy rank this episode 120 on their ranking of the 238 episodes of Friends Strong early episode.

00:12:33 Andrew

Yes.

00:12:37 Brandon

Isn't that middle ground for?

00:12:49 Andrew

Poor Ross.

00:12:54 Andrew

This is the phase in which Ross is pining for Rachel again, but she's dating the Italian guy.

00:12:58 Andrew

Hmm.

00:13:02 Brandon

Paul.

00:13:02 Brandon

Paleo Paolo.

00:13:06 Brandon

Is this the?

00:13:08 Brandon

Episode where the blackout was a few episodes earlier.

00:13:13 Brandon

Did you know the blackout was?

00:13:15 Brandon

Across.

00:13:16 Brandon

All must see TV. There's there.

00:13:17 Andrew

Yeah. Yeah. You mentioned this once.

00:13:18 Brandon

Yeah, that is true, yeah.

00:13:20 Andrew

What a dumb gimmick.

00:13:23 Brandon

Not about you. Just spent their entire episode inside their house.

00:13:26 Andrew

Now the only blackout is the sports game that you want to watch but can't see.

00:13:32 Andrew

Chandler sweater vest is on point.

00:13:37 Brandon

Bring it back.

00:13:43 Andrew

That's Janice already. Yeah. Janice is early.

00:13:43

Yeah.

00:13:52 Brandon

I mean, she was a character previous to this episode.

00:13:57 Andrew

And you know, he's wearing an elf costume.

00:14:02 Brandon

The boots.

00:14:09 Brandon

Like I've done this before.

00:14:11

Hmm.

00:14:19 Brandon

It's a monkey.

00:14:29 Andrew

I.

00:14:30 Andrew

I don't find it cute at all.

00:14:31 Andrew

Monkey.

00:14:33 Andrew

They creep me out. They seem unpredictable.

00:14:36 Brandon

Yeah, I'm surprised they kept him around so long.

00:14:41 Brandon

Hello, how many episodes was he around for?

00:14:44 Andrew

You threw some feces.

00:14:56 Brandon

Along with the one with two.

00:14:58 Brandon

Part 1. Lisa Kudrow received her first Emmy nomination for this episode.

00:15:01 Andrew

Wow.

00:15:04 Brandon

And this is the first appearance of fun Bobby and David.

00:15:08 Brandon

Oh well, we know, David, but on Bobby.

00:15:13 Andrew

We're fun, Bobby.

00:15:15 Andrew

He ends up being a drunk.

00:15:17 Brandon

Is this? Is that gonna be Monica's date?

00:15:20

I don't.

00:15:20 Andrew

I don't know.

00:15:21 Andrew

I think so.

00:15:36 Andrew

Hey, why are you eating Chinese food?

00:15:52 Andrew

Why his bumbling?

00:15:52

Is.

00:15:54 Brandon

The monkey lasts through season 1 episode 21.

00:15:57

So.

00:15:58 Andrew

It's only the first season. Really. Yeah, that's definitely.

00:16:01 Brandon

11 episodes.

00:16:03 Andrew

Yeah, I mean, that's a long arc.

00:16:04 Brandon

And then they bring him back for.

00:16:08 Brandon

The Super Bowl? Absolutely.

00:16:12 Brandon

Right. Or the commercial?

00:16:16 Andrew

Sweep and throw.

00:16:18 Andrew

Things where he clears off the desk and.

00:16:20 Andrew

It.

00:16:21 Andrew

He just tidies it up.

00:16:27 Brandon

I think you're gay.

00:16:32 Brandon

Feel like they they aped this joke.

00:16:36

In.

00:16:40 Brandon

Big Bang Theory.

00:16:42 Andrew

Sorry, just tidying up.

00:16:45 Andrew

Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't consider a theft of a joke.

00:16:48 Andrew

This is a fairly.

00:16:50 Brandon

Call me.

00:16:50 Andrew

Like the well ever runs dry on this.

00:16:54 Brandon

Four true, true, true.

00:16:56 Andrew

The awkward nerd trying to make it in the dating world.

00:17:01 Brandon

Was the title of My Autobiography.

00:17:10

Yeah.

00:17:15 Brandon

Christmas episode in the series.

00:17:17 Andrew

Mm.

00:17:19 Brandon

Do they celebrate Christmas?

00:17:21 Brandon

In this episode.

00:17:23 Andrew

No, you're right.

00:17:24 Andrew

This is not the first Christmas episode.

00:17:26 Andrew

Holiday maybe?

00:17:27 Brandon

I mean, I think it's the reason why we didn't do this for like, one of the specials.

00:17:40

Yeah.

00:17:49

Yeah.

00:17:52 Andrew

Play your monkey.

00:17:57 Andrew

That's euphemism.

00:17:58 Brandon

Mm.

00:17:59 Brandon

This is the first time in series that Chandler reunites with Janice.

00:18:04 Andrew

Oh, 'cause, I think Janice is like a a concept prior to this episode.

00:18:11 Brandon

They must have.

00:18:12 Brandon

Weren't they dating the 1st girl?

00:18:22 Andrew

What? What juggling thing?

00:18:26 Brandon

She is the girlfriend before the start of season 1 and he wants to break up with her.

00:18:34 Brandon

The one with the East German laundry detergent episode 5.

00:18:37

Yeah.

00:18:41 Brandon

Oh, that's the one.

00:18:42

Where?

00:18:47 Andrew

They're awkward scientist type.

00:18:55 Brandon

I know.

00:18:55 Andrew

No, it was Russia back then.

00:18:58 Brandon

With us, the USSR.

00:18:59 Andrew

And now I believe it's in Belarus now.

00:19:03 Andrew

We looked at up something like a *******.

00:19:04 Brandon

I have right here Max.

00:19:06 Brandon

That men see is in Russia, with Phoebe replying.

00:19:08 Brandon

Know where mints is.

00:19:09 Brandon

Are wrong.

00:19:10 Brandon

Minks. Minks Minsk is actually in Belarus, having officially become the capital of the Republic of Belarus in 1981.

00:19:14 Andrew

Thank you.

00:19:19 Brandon

Having previously been the capital of Belarus SSR, a part of the USSR three years before the episode takes place.

00:19:26

OK.

00:19:29 Andrew

Why do you need to go to Minsk to research physics?

00:19:32 Andrew

What's wrong with doing it there?

00:19:33 Brandon

It's colder.

00:19:38 Brandon

OK.

00:19:40 Andrew

It changes the math.

00:19:41 Andrew

Little bit maybe.

00:19:53 Brandon

Channel engines getting bitten by a Peacock, which is the first mention by Phoebe in the one with the blackout.

00:20:08

Replay.

00:20:10 Andrew

So she has him to stay.

00:20:13 Andrew

However.

00:20:20 Andrew

It has to be.

00:20:20 Andrew

Chinese food offers made a huge mess.

00:20:23 Brandon

Mm.

00:20:24 Brandon

That's why I clean the carpets, I mean.

00:20:31 Brandon

OK. And this is REM shiny, happy people.

00:20:35 Andrew

Hello is Janice.

00:20:37 Brandon

Oh my God.

00:20:40 Andrew

Tell me a joke.

00:20:52 Brandon

You're over Janice. Vividly.

00:20:57 Andrew

Stephanie, good morning.

00:21:00 Andrew

How's the indie right away?

00:21:04 Andrew

Oh, she brought our.

00:21:05 Andrew

This is the shenanigans will ensue.

00:21:11

Replay.

00:21:13 Brandon

I mean, what else would you do?

00:21:14 Andrew

Yeah, true.

00:21:15 Andrew

Hard to find childcare.

00:21:26 Andrew

I just think the monkey like it never helps. Adding to the story or helps adding into the comedy, it just distracts.

00:21:32 Andrew

Kind of like unwelcome.

00:21:34 Brandon

And they have to, like, get all the takes, right? Yeah.

00:21:46 Brandon

Also, this is the only time you mention it.

00:21:48 Brandon

It's very cold in there.

00:21:51 Brandon

They were the stage. Oh yeah.

00:22:00 Brandon

There's apparently no one wears bras and.

00:22:03 Brandon

1994.

00:22:03 Andrew

Rachel's looking kind of beat up here.

00:22:07 Brandon

She picking Paul from the airport.

00:22:29 Andrew

Planet with a pocket book.

00:22:50 Andrew

Geez, fat lip is not looking very realistic.

00:22:54 Brandon

No more the black eye.

00:23:00 Brandon

Why would she?

00:23:01 Andrew

There's obviously makeup and actually here with a baseball bat.

00:23:07 Brandon

She takes a cab to go pick someone.

00:23:09 Brandon

At the airport.

00:23:10 Andrew

Yeah, it seems like you could have just gotten.

00:23:13 Andrew

From the airport.

00:23:14 Brandon

Or, you know, I guess they don't have cars.

00:23:17 Andrew

Yeah. But or I feel like they.

00:23:20 Andrew

At the.

00:23:20 Andrew

'Cause, you still could do that at this time.

00:23:22 Brandon

Ohh yeah, I forgot about that.

00:23:30 Andrew

Oh, the the cancer watching.

00:23:32 Brandon

Maybe This is why I don't date women with children.

00:23:39

Yeah.

00:23:42 Andrew

Oh.

00:23:44 Andrew

Sorry.

00:23:44 Andrew

Your girlfriend like, startles you.

00:23:58 Andrew

OK, and more suicide references.

00:24:01 Andrew

I've.

00:24:02 Andrew

Now R 98.

00:24:03 Brandon

I've done that before.

00:24:04 Brandon

Oh yeah. Phone. Bobby sober. I forgot about that.

00:24:15 Andrew

He's gonna bring the party down.

00:24:17 Andrew

They're listening to reggae.

00:24:19 Brandon

That sounds like it.

00:24:23 Andrew

Yeah.

00:24:25 Andrew

No.

00:24:25 Brandon

Oh, this was in the episode where he was over.

00:24:32 Brandon

Who is the actor?

00:24:35 Andrew

Who looks kind of familiar?

00:24:35

Blair.

00:24:36 Andrew

Some way, right?

00:24:41 Brandon

Home Depot is.

00:24:49 Andrew

Janice St.

00:24:50 Brandon

Vincent's Venice, CA.

00:24:52 Andrew

I have no idea.

00:24:53 Brandon

It is known for.

00:25:09 Brandon

Awesome travel.

00:25:10 Andrew

So they end up all losing their dates.

00:25:12 Andrew

Yeah.

00:25:17 Brandon

The Invisible Man TV series.

00:25:23 Andrew

When men's hairstyles in the early 90s were not good.

00:25:23 Brandon

The fact that this is.

00:25:27 Brandon

All good hockey players.

00:25:29 Andrew

Yeah.

00:25:33 Andrew

My daddy got real weird there for a second.

00:25:43 Andrew

Oh, he just starts eating like.

00:25:47 Andrew

No, I think he's going to Minsk. Yeah.

00:25:52 Andrew

She's one of many skinny words.

00:25:56

Oh.

00:25:57 Brandon

How long were you holding on long?

00:25:59 Andrew

I've been trying to work.

00:26:00 Andrew

In. Yeah.

00:26:18 Andrew

She tells him how she's gonna overreact.

00:26:26 Andrew

Well, I can't understand that.

00:26:29 Brandon

Cool. Another continuity.

00:26:33 Brandon

Thing with the one with the red, with the routine that we did watch before.

00:26:39 Brandon

With with Kayla in this episode, Phoebe and Chandler are seen decorating Monica's tree.

00:26:44 Brandon

But in the one with the routine, Ross suggests that Monica never lets people help her decorate her tree when he says, Wow, Monica's letting other people help decorate her tree.

00:26:52 Brandon

Someone get her drunk again.

00:26:55 Andrew

Yeah, but there's a point at which she does that.

00:26:57 Andrew

Not working on it.

00:26:59 Andrew

Then she turns the tree.

00:27:00 Andrew

And decide she made is like facing out.

00:27:03 Brandon

I grew up.

00:27:05 Brandon

Also.

00:27:08 Brandon

Max tells Phoebe that the trip to Minx is for three years, but David doesn't resurface until season 7.

00:27:15 Andrew

It's actually Dick Clark.

00:27:18 Andrew

Ryan.

00:27:18 Andrew

Not Ryan Seacrest.

00:27:23 Brandon

90 Christmas.

00:27:24 Andrew

Please kiss me at midnight.

00:27:25 Brandon

Posters daily.

00:27:28 Andrew

No, I think it's.

00:27:30 Brandon

Big rush. I saw me.

00:27:32

I thought.

00:27:37

What?

00:27:40 Andrew

Chandler.

00:27:49 Brandon

Call 670.

00:27:50 Andrew

There's a number of episodes where Rachel's like facial trauma and tries to talk.

00:27:55 Andrew

Common joke they like to do with her.

00:27:58 Andrew

I was wondering if she's trying to seduce Joshua and she's like in her cheerleader outfit.

00:28:03 Brandon

Oh yeah.

00:28:08 Brandon

All said Bobby.

00:28:12 Andrew

Gunther, from the coffee shop is there at the party.

00:28:31 Andrew

You can't just rush.

00:28:33 Brandon

Yeah, incest joke.

00:28:39 Andrew

This with Joey kisses him.

00:28:44 Andrew

And there's the homophobia. Perfection.

00:28:48 Andrew

Perfect. Yes, we did get the plan with the bottle.

00:28:50 Andrew

A.

00:28:53 Brandon

Wow, the woman that.

00:28:54 Brandon

Stomach stopped, Rachel.

00:28:59 Andrew

American History X style.

00:29:13 Andrew

I think that ***** cracked my tooth.

00:29:16

More.

00:29:16 Brandon

Friends.

00:29:19 Andrew

Yeah.

00:29:23 Andrew

Love it.

00:29:23 Brandon

And that's our audio commentary for.

00:29:27 Brandon

The one with the.

00:29:28 Andrew

My mouse cursor disappeared.

00:29:32 Andrew

Yeah. There you go. That was it.

00:29:34 Brandon

What do you think of the episode?

00:29:39 Brandon

It better than the Seinfeld episode.

00:29:41 Andrew

Yes. Well, I mean, I'm biased because I prefer the show to Seinfeld.

00:29:46 Brandon

True.

00:29:47 Andrew

I'm not a huge fan.

00:29:48 Andrew

The first season, for the most part.

00:29:51 Brandon

Hello.

00:29:52 Andrew

And this felt I.

00:29:54 Andrew

Especially the first like 3 episodes are kind of rough.

00:29:56 Andrew

This felt like.

00:29:58 Andrew

Poor and typical friends episode.

00:30:01 Brandon

You were.

00:30:02 Brandon

This was directed by Peter Bonners.

00:30:04 Andrew

Peter Bonners BONERZ.

00:30:07 Brandon

What's inside?

00:30:07 Andrew

Don't think he directs many.

00:30:11 Brandon

He directed 12 episodes of friends and three from Joey.

00:30:15 Andrew

Oh wow.

00:30:17 Brandon

He appeared uncredited as a theater patron in the one with Screamer.

00:30:23 Andrew

Peep ****** there you have it, Peter ******.

00:30:24 Brandon

Heater bonners.

00:30:27 Brandon

Umm.

00:30:28 Brandon

Because that's too dignified.

00:30:31

Yeah.

00:30:33

Wow.

00:30:35 Brandon

Yeah, I mean the one with the routine is also New Year's Eve episode, which.

00:30:42 Andrew

Joey has that, like kind of foreign, like, attractive roommate who's a.

00:30:48 Andrew

I believe.

00:30:49 Brandon

Like, Oh yeah, or she formed.

00:30:51 Brandon

Was she the 31?

00:30:51 Andrew

She's an accent.

00:30:54 Brandon

I thought she was like Joey.

00:30:57 Brandon

Oh, that's not the one that Channel makes fun of.

00:31:01 Brandon

Oh, they're about to make a movement.

00:31:06 Andrew

It was played by Elle Macpherson, yeah.

00:31:11 Andrew

She was played by Elle Macpherson.

00:31:13 Brandon

She was the one that moved in and had the the picture of the baby.

00:31:16 Andrew

And like feminized the apartment.

00:31:18

It's a famous baby.

00:31:21

Yeah.

00:31:24 Brandon

Yeah.

00:31:27 Brandon

It felt like Marcel was around for more than a season.

00:31:32 Andrew

What a great name for a monkey.

00:31:34 Andrew

I think I just I I will say I'm a big fan.

00:31:37 Andrew

Of friends, I don't think the monkey add anything and I really just didn't care for the monkey.

00:31:41 Andrew

Never like whenever the monkey got screen time. I just found it annoying.

00:31:41

Yeah.

00:31:45 Brandon

It was definitely a stick, but I feel like in the 90s you kind of needed this stick for no reason.

00:31:52 Andrew

But I'm like mad that someone pitched it and it happened.

00:31:55 Andrew

They went with it.

00:31:56 Andrew

Just think it's.

00:31:58 Andrew

Unnecessary and just sort of gratuitous in a way.

00:32:02 Brandon

Of course I mean.

00:32:05 Brandon

Yeah.

00:32:09 Brandon

I wish there was like some background decisions on why they thought they needed one.

00:32:13 Andrew

As I told you, there is a hat in every writer's room, and there's a variety of different stereotypes that you have to draw from.

00:32:23 Andrew

One is add a monkey.

00:32:26 Andrew

Adding a little person is in there or was in the 80s.

00:32:31 Brandon

That's why Seinfeld tried to turn it on his head with Mickey.

00:32:33 Andrew

Jumping shark?

00:32:36 Brandon

Another fun fact.

00:32:39 Brandon

There's on the.

00:32:41 Brandon

There's an extra scene where Phoebe and Monica help. Rachel gets ready for the party and it is the first episode in which you see Rachel's bedroom.

00:32:54 Brandon

But it doesn't appear in the series because yeah.

00:32:59 Brandon

Hmm.

00:32:59 Andrew

Don't do anything.

00:33:01 Brandon

You know I.

00:33:04 Brandon

I think the first season's really tight.

00:33:08 Brandon

It's it's a good like you can tell they didn't know that the show was gonna take off the way it did.

00:33:14 Brandon

And resonate with Gen. X the way it did, but.

00:33:19

Hmm.

00:33:20 Brandon

I it's a good mid season finale or or not finale, but like you know winter break.

00:33:29 Brandon

For the time.

00:33:30 Brandon

Now it's like we need a cliffhanger and we need to like.

00:33:36 Brandon

Do something with that and yeah.

00:33:40

But.

00:33:42 Brandon

I I understand why Entertainment Weekly gave it AB.

00:33:46

Yeah.

00:33:48 Andrew

It was above average but not perfect.

00:33:51 Brandon

No.

00:33:52 Brandon

Wait, middle of the pack and the.

00:33:54 Andrew

But compared to the the Seinfeld episode about the race, I mean, I just.

00:34:00 Andrew

I couldn't care less and I couldn't be captivated by it. I just didn't.

00:34:05 Andrew

It didn't feel real.

00:34:06 Brandon

You're using the Red Scare episodes.

00:34:06 Andrew

Felt.

00:34:09 Andrew

Felt stupid that it was such a big deal.

00:34:12 Andrew

Know what I mean? Yeah.

00:34:15 Andrew

It was also not it didn't make it wasn't funny that he was still obsessing over it.

00:34:15

But.

00:34:20 Andrew

Was just like after the first scene where setting up I was like OK, who cares?

00:34:24 Brandon

Well, here's the most interesting part is that it looks like these episodes aired on the same night.

00:34:30 Andrew

Wow.

00:34:31 Brandon

Yeah.

00:34:37 Brandon

Really, tying that together, really tying that together.

00:34:40 Brandon

Number 15/19/94.

00:34:43 Andrew

Yeah, well, maybe I'll invite some hate comments.

00:34:45

And.

00:34:46 Andrew

That's the way to get subtraction too.

00:34:47 Brandon

Get some interaction people that like Seinfeld.

00:34:50 Andrew

It's just.

00:34:53 Andrew

Well, I know I'm supposed to like it.

00:34:56 Andrew

I even want to like it.

00:34:58 Andrew

Just don't.

00:34:58 Brandon

Surprising.

00:35:01 Andrew

It would be easier if.

00:35:02 Andrew

Just liked it.

00:35:03

You.

00:35:04 Andrew

Know what I mean?

00:35:05 Brandon

Yeah. Just conform Andrew, just.

00:35:06 Andrew

Take Brussels sprouts.

00:35:08 Andrew

Once I just started liking them, it was great.

00:35:10 Brandon

Yeah, but you you know how? Why that?

00:35:14 Brandon

It's because the they have been taking a new cultivar.

00:35:17 Andrew

Yes, they.

00:35:18 Andrew

They got a new cultivar that was less bitter, had the sulfur, sulfuric combat. The only thing is I can't actually verify or vet that over the Internet, so I feel like that's not true, but I think I heard it from like.

00:35:28 Andrew

Elton Brown or something on the Food Network.

00:35:32 Brandon

I always just Snopes that but.

00:35:34 Brandon

Hey, we'll do that in the new year.

00:35:37 Brandon

Yeah. Final thoughts on.

00:35:40 Brandon

The one with the monkey.

00:35:44 Andrew

I just wouldn't have titled it the one of the monkey.

00:35:50 Andrew

I recently the one with the No Date, pact or something you know.

00:35:53 Andrew

I.

00:35:54 Andrew

'Cause the monkey was sort of AB to C story.

00:35:57 Brandon

Yeah, true.

00:35:59 Brandon

But the one with the one with the scientist, yeah.

00:36:03 Andrew

Those.

00:36:04 Andrew

See story in my opinion.

00:36:06 Brandon

The Phoebe's thing, yeah.

00:36:08 Brandon

I would say Marcel's the CEO.

00:36:10 Brandon

Sorry, the Janice was a story that's interesting.

00:36:10 Andrew

OK, Janice is.

00:36:11 Andrew

D story.

00:36:15 Brandon

Yeah.

00:36:17 Andrew

But no, I I you.

00:36:18 Andrew

Know I encourage you to watch it.

00:36:21 Andrew

It was fun.

00:36:21 Brandon

Well, hopefully you did 'cause. This was an audio commentary.

00:36:23 Andrew

Well, yes.

00:36:26 Brandon

And well, that's it for this.

00:36:29 Brandon

Weeks 2nd special edition of mainly 90s. Or we can find new apps out every Monday in this coming new year.

00:36:37 Brandon

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00:36:42

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00:36:48 Brandon

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00:36:53 Brandon

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00:37:04 Andrew

Let us know.

00:37:05 Brandon

Maybe we'll do it.

00:37:06 Brandon

We won't.

00:37:06 Brandon

I'm Brandon. That's Andrew.

00:37:08 Andrew

Have a happy New Year and we'll catch you.

00:37:11 Brandon

In 2025.

00:37:15

The.

00:37:26

The.

00:37:30

I.

00:37:33 Andrew

I think that ***** cracked my tooth.