A Gallon-tine's Day Party

Hershall, you read it correctly, if you did. Here it is another special pagan holiday that we as Christian's can all unite behind and I certainly hope you took our reminder last week and got Loretta something special to show your unwavering devotion to her.... Enough about you guys, let me tell you what happened here today. We had a fuliginous (big word of the week) time today. There was certainly some virtual soot that was sprayed upon the airwaves. We started off by my presentation of some presents to the Deacon Dustin and our Songleader Brad. It wasn't to do with the day. I had forgot to give them earlier so today became the day. After that we hit a rabbit trail during feedback that started by talking about unity candles and we quickly divided into a discussion about ninja's, nunchucks, guns and knives in God's house.... (talk about a battle) That ended by the boys complaining about our sheep show at the home church and we ha to move on. We had a very special Valentine's Day appearance by Constance Smith aka Sis. Connie of the Church Basement Bargains and then we moved to the real reason for today. Dating advice is finally here! That turned disastrous and we now have renamed beloved pagan holiday.... Happy Gallon-tine's Day! Enjoy the party, if you can.