Deacon Dustin Was Raptured and Theories Conspired

Hersh, first of all, thanks for your assistance in trying to help us locate the Deacon. We ended up calling you first and when you couldn't find him, we called our investigative journalist, Dink Burbank. He worked on the case for a little bit, to no avail (big word for productive end). Come to find out, an event involving a Rapture had a great deal to do with his whereabouts.... you'll see. After we settled that we strapped on a tin foil hat we borrowed from Bro. Brad and went down the trail of a few conspiracies (big word for conspire in the plural sense). Gen Z Boy Brooks and Bro. Brad were labeled as being very narrow minded and I was labeled as being put in the slot of day speaker at a campmmeeting for purposes of only needing a time filler until lunch. We finished the program with a "Whatcha Listenin' To?" segment. Enjoy!