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#305 - 2 Courses
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🎙️ EPISODE #305 - 2 Courses
The lads are back with another week of chaos, carnage, and questionable chat — classic 2BAMPOD! 😂
❓Mike Weekly Quiz
💬 Sma Chat - Etape, Poker & Festivals
🔴 Highland League Round Up
🏴☠️ SPL: Title Run In, Dons safe ?
⚽EPL - Lifeline for Spurs or West Ham be safe. Chelsea Next Manager
👍🏻Win of the Week - Thistle & Coventry
😬 WOW
☕ Mug of Truth
⛏️Fantasy Football Update
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🎧 Unfiltered. Unpredictable. Unmissable.
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Just a little warning. This podcast does contain some food language. This is maybe not the podcast for you. Who are you? Five questions this week as usual. Question number one. Sebastian Sowe won the London marathon the weekend. What was his world record time? So the Kenyan Sebastian Sowey.
SPEAKER_06To the second.
SPEAKER_10Unbelievable.
SPEAKER_03That's question number one. Question number two. Um what all Syncro Championships on just now? Um but name a three scores that have won it. Question point for each other.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Question three, um Formula One Formula One gets going again this weekend. Um where will this weekend's race be held?
SPEAKER_10Scottish angle.
SPEAKER_03That's question three. It's under fifty days to the World Cup. Are we getting excited about your shed? Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_03But during the World Cup, what is if it's the largest capacity stadium, let's get a whole game in the World Cup. So if it's a stadium's got a largest capacity.
SPEAKER_04Which?
SPEAKER_03Which which stadium? If you gave my capacity in that it'll be great, but you're not gonna get a point for it, but so the World Cup is under fifty days now, so uh it's a largest stadium capacity-wise in the World Cup is sure. Question number five. Uh Coventry won promotion to the Premier League this last week. Um in what year did the last play in the Premier League? So Sebastian Soway won the London Martin at the weekend. Um record time.
SPEAKER_06One over 59 38 seconds.
SPEAKER_0330 seconds. Question two. Name of three Scots that have won uh the World Sinker Championship. John Higgins.
SPEAKER_09Yes, Stephen Hendry Henry, Graeme Dot. Dot is it?
SPEAKER_06He was only fucking Combs the other night.
SPEAKER_10I honestly didn't put him down because he's a beatle. Graham allegedly.
SPEAKER_03Allegedly, Graham Dot.
SPEAKER_06Did he win night?
SPEAKER_03I can't fucking the last well Higgins won it in 2011, but at the time of four out 98, 98, my wound. I think it was. Question three Well will the Formula One race be held this weekend?
SPEAKER_04Emma.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, Miami.
SPEAKER_03I've got Bahrain. Miami. They've missed it two, three weeks just because of the trouble. Ah, it's for the throw 'em off. It's for the throw them off. Question number four. Uh World Cup's under 50 days. Fitz the largest capacity stadium in the World Cup this year. Mexico. Met Life.
SPEAKER_06I've went Mexico City, but I can't remember Mexicana or something.
SPEAKER_03It's a Dallas stadium. Is it 92,000? 92.
SPEAKER_06Fitz a busy RPG. 270 pounds to get here.
SPEAKER_03Probably. Probably. Waste of time. Question five. Coventry won the promotion to the Premier League. What year did the last play in the Premier League?
SPEAKER_102001? 2001.
SPEAKER_032000, 2001.
SPEAKER_02No.
SPEAKER_03Only mind father manager was Straken. Was it? Guy Gordon Strachan.
SPEAKER_06I think it was a boy of Foreham.
SPEAKER_03Um for Strachan it looked like.
SPEAKER_06Greyish hair.
SPEAKER_10Mike Walker, Jerry Francis. I can't mind.
SPEAKER_06Move on.
SPEAKER_03Henry was an at team, but I think he left that season. Stephen Henry. No, no, Henry. Colin. Oh. Colin Henry. Colin Henry wasn't Colin.
SPEAKER_10He wasn't Covenantry. Never. Never in your life.
SPEAKER_09Not a chance.
unknownIsn't it?
SPEAKER_10Sorry, wonderful seen the sky blue eye. The brother strip.
SPEAKER_03Aye. I'll have to Google that. So have you doing fine? Do you play? How much points? How much points did you get? Three. Three.
SPEAKER_10Four.
SPEAKER_03Did Colin Henry ever play for Bolton? Yeah. No.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_06Didn't I ring on him well, Mike?
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Colin Henry's career was Dundee, Blackburn, Man City, Blackburn, Rangers, Coventry City, Bolton, Preston North End, Blackpool. Sorry, Mike. Coventry. Sorry, Mike, you're right. Covenantly.
SPEAKER_10Didn't argue. I don't mind. I mean Blackpool, I don't mean Coventry.
SPEAKER_03Blackpool. It's a finished career at Blackpool, I think. How many points do I get? Three. Four mass? Three.
SPEAKER_06Just the three snow grippers, surely.
SPEAKER_09Aye. Ron Atkinson was a four Phil Neal. Bobby Gould. That's fine. Bobby Gould. Welsh boy.
SPEAKER_06Bobby Gould is. Aye, that's him. That's a couple of spots.
SPEAKER_09He'd a couple of spells. Bobby Gould. Bobby Gould. He was a character. Bobby Gould. He's dead, new isn't he? Is he? I'd like it. Marking up.
SPEAKER_10He was a fair age 25 years ago.
SPEAKER_09Killing lies with Prince. No, no, he's still alive. Oh, should we be Daniel? Yeah. How old do you think he is?
SPEAKER_10I'm gonna go 80. 84.
SPEAKER_0975. 79. He was born in Coventry.
SPEAKER_03Was he? Mm-hmm. That's Coventry's Derby team. It'd be next year again. Coventry. Burnley, the Norman Forest.
SPEAKER_07Aston Villa.
SPEAKER_03Aston Villa. Is it?
SPEAKER_06Is it the closest team, is it?
SPEAKER_03Normally it's it in the Alexis. Wolves are Villa would be Western. Leicester. Leicester's normally closest kind of team. No. Like in big trouble. Yeah. I've actually seen Sun was it Bromley? I've come up to League One. Leicester's came down in the year that um Leicester won a league was a year that kind of Bromley got went into the English kind of divisions.
SPEAKER_06Just shows you how long it takes to get up through. Up through.
SPEAKER_03So Abby doing fine. Hi. Happy being up to us last week. Dunk? Fine weather was it?
SPEAKER_10Fine weather, aye. Hi. Fine for washing. So we games as usual. Lenny's footsal, then his Frank stuff, then I went to Don's game. And amongst that we better running in the gym. Festival at Banff. I said I wasn't getting to say nothing, but I'm gonna absolute disgrace. Oh. So obviously you'd said ought to be good now. Banff's one of the better ends.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_10Grass. Islang. Oh, halfway up Lenny Shins. Completely and utterly unplayable for uh fucking hell though. So you've got pictures up the top bit, and they were playable, but we were doing the bottom bit, six or seven pitches doing the bottom corner. Aye, totally unplayable. Fucking absolute every single team put a complaint into I caught John Mellinger so I was leaving it and they fucking couldn't sent my picture yesterday. We're cutting the grass for something because of complaints in, but what an absolute change. Like even as adults, if we were playing, you'd be struggling to pass it back to each other. So you've got well, maybe even thousands, definitely hundreds of kids. Fucking joke. Aye. Total and utter waste of time.
SPEAKER_03Surely you know the coaches when doing on the Saturdays.
SPEAKER_10So John Mill messaged me on Saturday night saying, I hope you got your strummer with you, and I was like, think it'd be bad, and we started to wander over and it was getting longer and longer and longer, and it was just like fucking complete and utter waste of time.
SPEAKER_06Coonsil, see.
SPEAKER_10Aye. They said asked the coonsil three times to cut it. And they didn't. But for me, they shouldn't get a festival if they haven't got grass, it's playable. You got it.
SPEAKER_09No, you've got it, pop it in something.
SPEAKER_10Exactly. Exactly exactly. You've got to say, go and just easy to turn and just cut us but here just to mark it as least.
SPEAKER_06Surely somebody can somebody at the council or even at the council, go and fucking just do that for a half hour, would you? Tuck a mile a pair and do it. Swick it all hanging else in Kunzel.
SPEAKER_09Aye. But if I was organising that festival, I'd be looking Thursday. If this doesn't get cut, we'll get hit. Get parents to get a few petal noors.
SPEAKER_06Fairmer man.
SPEAKER_10Aye, because 90% of the folk could come for you to in Stonhaven, where getting fair drive to turn up for that. Terrible. So I didn't I did a bit of a shared and I just didn't get more money, shed. I didn't buy nothing. No. I was like so I can still get though like played if you're a team. Teams you need to play, like Brock teams and are tough, hard as nails, so like they got it was a good seeing playing different teams.
SPEAKER_06Like it's a good thing you get to play different teams, like same means out of time.
SPEAKER_10You get to see the good players in each team and uh saying every team's got one or two good players, good to watch.
SPEAKER_06It's magic when they get all our as well. You'll see boys develop different. You think, oh, he was brilliant at five year old and see eight year old, snow good, and then twelve year old, he's brilliant again.
SPEAKER_10Yeah so it was uh I was Sunday like, so and then I was at my mother's rest there. I was that good fit, but my mum's got nay sky, nay stick, none. I was just sitting there looking at scores on my phone. I never thought. Because Abdi's got sky, haven't they?
SPEAKER_06Or Abdi's got or I'm all out for a walk and go through somebody else's house. Mike's moved, so I never walk.
SPEAKER_10Or repelling, uh, it was Sunday, so I'm getting just a fit anyway, like so. I don't have much time for now. And then Dawn's game, obviously we'll probably speak about it. And then last night he's training again.
SPEAKER_03Aye.
SPEAKER_10Sunday beef. Roast beef. Oh fan. She was gonna be price of beef, like 17 pounds it was for cameras for kind of beef was it cut silverside?
SPEAKER_03Aye, was it like a bit of silverside? Silverside's fine, isn't it? Fine next day as well.
SPEAKER_10Good good feed aye. So York. Yeah, I bet she put me in an air fryer, so nearly did my teeth out like to be honest. Roast tartties. Er was I marshed nealy.
SPEAKER_06Neeps, peas.
SPEAKER_03Broccoli, I like all that stuff. So that's good. Call for cheese. Oh that's good for a roast like especially when cheese sauce mixes with the gravy.
SPEAKER_10That's it, kind of I've been watching the Fury documentary now. Have you been watching it on Netflix? No, I mean okay. They're wild, are they? Oh Feral. Barns are just to be nuts.
SPEAKER_03Aye. They still be in that house in Morgan. Is it Morgan?
unknownAye.
SPEAKER_10Pig Keys is some character like Tyson Fury, and you see him just in his own domain, like aye.
SPEAKER_03Travelling community, mate. Travelling community, but they're doing a travel, so a stack community.
SPEAKER_06Stack community.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_06They're retired for travelling.
SPEAKER_03Must be. Would they have a caravan in their garden? Bounty. Aye.
SPEAKER_10He's got a hand, he's got he's got a wagon, he's got a caravan, drives about in a Passat. And then he's obviously got as he's got as expensive cars now, but he's the aye.
SPEAKER_03Something I watch. Yes, El Shad.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, Foot's our update. Oh, Friday night, coming home Friday night, wife phones. I was oh here we go, foot again. Fancy a Chinese. Oh. Erm's name and Leo was a lot of the blonde. Oh yes. Chinese magic. Cutting out cutting out cantonese style sweet and sour chicken, rice and chips.
SPEAKER_01Aye. Fine.
SPEAKER_03Parfait.
SPEAKER_06Wongs.
SPEAKER_03Oh aye. Fine. So if it's a cantonese sweetened source, is it like a sticky kind of same idea as your shredded chili chicken idea came up?
SPEAKER_06Sort of sticky butter.
SPEAKER_03Aye. Fine. Okay. Lovely. No. Sharon.
SPEAKER_06Oh, you had a portion yourself.
SPEAKER_03That's weird.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. Oh, so it was fine then. Headed off to poker, which was good, played alright, finished fifth. Crowdy, about 25 us on Friday night, so it was good. Saturday morning up. Well, for a cycle with David Lang and Gary Webster. 50 odd 50 deckey. 51, 52. Something like something. 50 something. Ended up at Boindy for our fly cup. Which was fine. Sussex making bap, and then he'd have big fuck off custard cream. I think a melting bowl, but aye, fly, fine, aye. Fair head. And then come out of there. I'm just offering a rain, but rainbow, which was fine. Got him. And then Leo's fit by doing it tour. They were playing Bunkery. Got beat. Which wasn't a surprise. Bunkery's gone for a league, got beat 4-0. Dunitur.
SPEAKER_03Oh Leo Fort Martin. No, he's Bucketurra. He's a Bucketurra.
SPEAKER_06Sorry, sorry. Ernall. And then up the road, quite a second half of Dawn's game. Speak about that. Aye. Snooker. Watching the Snooker. Which has been brilliant. Sunday, the hang in the morning. Then I was refereeing up at Chemney. Blackburn versus Inch under 15s. Competitive game of Father. And Ideal. Say nothing when I be first to be used, but the standard was very poor. Was it? But er finished 3-2. 3-2 inch for sorry Blackburn were 2-0 up. Oh 2-1 up. And inch come back 1-3-2. Give a penalty.
SPEAKER_09Stonewaller. Stonewaller.
SPEAKER_06D League. Under 15s.
SPEAKER_03So erm was a handbar, was that somebody swiped a bar?
SPEAKER_06Boy was through, just he was cutting in, and the boy just shoved him. Oh, alright. Stonewaller in. Penalty. So it was good.
SPEAKER_09And then first Blackburn play their games.
SPEAKER_06Chemney.
SPEAKER_09Oh Kemney. Kevin Astro inside the Academy.
SPEAKER_06Yep. It's near near the best. Well, no, it's near long been done up, but it's better than it was. It used to be horrific. It's alright.
SPEAKER_03There's a pitch in Blackburn. Didn't you use that? Like, no? Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_06It's an amateur player. In the war of winter time, it's hardly ever playable because it doesn't know how to water and it's not a good neck. Changing rooms need a bit of work. So sometimes you'll they'll play geary, depending on the age group. Alright, so that was an afternoon, then come home, caught a bit of the Rangers game, and then switched over to Rangers game to watch Hid Hibs Hearts game. And then Snooker.
SPEAKER_03Is it Higgins Ronnie was watching?
SPEAKER_06Aye, I watched both sessions on a Saturday Sunday. I missed this last night's last night's. Well it was through a day. Aye. It was highlights at night, so I missed it. It was our disappointment because it was it was a fucking good match.
SPEAKER_01Aye.
SPEAKER_06Um and then watched the highlights of Cell B.
SPEAKER_03There's no love loss between them two, is there? Higgins and Ronnie, is there? Again, it seemed alright, like Higgins and Henry, I think.
SPEAKER_06Is it again?
SPEAKER_03Never speck, never mark Icon, because you'd sniff when you would do, would you? Just hear a lot of folks slagging after Ronnie about his chalk.
SPEAKER_06Ah, you use a different chalk to Abdels. Use his all-school chuck.
SPEAKER_03Marks a bar a lot.
SPEAKER_06C clumps, sticks to the bar, marks a mess, the cushions, marks a mess the surface. So the only plays, but Ronnie's negative enough.
SPEAKER_03No, it's in the rule so you can play with it.
SPEAKER_06I used it so he doesn't know what to change for it.
SPEAKER_03So I fear it is new, Ronnie must be about 47, 48, is he? He's still a young loon. He's over 50.
SPEAKER_10Is he? Nayad. Is he? I think he was 50 last year, maybe.
SPEAKER_03Oh yeah, did he went to 22? So maybe he is 50. He reached 46 when he won it when he when he was at Alist later, wasn't it?
SPEAKER_06No, right, okay. Well heggins played well. So he's playing playing. Ah.
SPEAKER_09Ah. Solomon. Aye. Wrapped his knuckles on the table.
SPEAKER_10Shall be smart as cue doing an eye, did you see that in? No, I never seen it. How hard he had.
SPEAKER_09Aye. Well when the I was watching it last night, fell asleep. It was close to Iranian guy and uh Iranian guy won. Did he? Aye. Because he was twelve. Yusuf.
SPEAKER_04Come back and went 13, 12.
SPEAKER_09Aye, and then Judd. No, Selby. No, Selby was uh Selby. Trump. Judd Trump.
SPEAKER_06Trump, hi, Trump, you're right, Mars. Trump was actually on the table and he missed a he missed the missed a black. Like a boy Annie Boy cleared up. Yeah.
SPEAKER_09I seems to be alright. Iranian, eh?
SPEAKER_06And the Chinese lads are decent. Jing Tong. Jing Tong, and there was the boy beat uh Selby. He looked decent young lad.
SPEAKER_03Ting Tong.
SPEAKER_06Coming. Zooming hoo or something like that.
SPEAKER_03Oh zooming. Zooming in. Zooming.
SPEAKER_06So I was that was my weekend. That was my weekend.
SPEAKER_07Mas Friday. I got him for work early, so it was a really nice day, hardly on the wind, so I had to go to the bike like so I did twenty mile loop. Bikes.
SPEAKER_09No, I went up a very wiken. Then right at the picnic, then left by Benzi's knot. Retop of King Edward and Dunir and then him by the Artside Road. Hora Bumpy. Hora Bumpy.
SPEAKER_06Tom Tom Yordan. After Mureden was near bad.
SPEAKER_03Sweeping corner, is there? Aye.
SPEAKER_09So that Murray's hero at night, Murray's heroes at night. So clapping. Aye. Clapping there.
SPEAKER_03Food was good. Like set like Murray Heroes in. It was Murray in Bankshire. Oh, it was next end into that.
SPEAKER_09Just stops at Banford. Oh, does it? Aye. So er was a good night, good night. I'd like because I had to eat up on a Sunday, I was kinda stuck to beers. I had one nip. And then Nabdi went through to the residence bar. Aye, but I said, nah, I better go to bed because I can't feel like so. I went to bed quite early. So I enjoyed my breakfast and I sit out in the morning. But it wasn't a self service, it was sit down in order to order it.
SPEAKER_06That's disappointing. Do you feel embarrassed when you say I need five rushes of bacon and
SPEAKER_09Three sausages. No, you didn't just you dag a choice. Okay. You just say bacon, eggs, you just get tell them like two rations of each one sausage. One.
SPEAKER_10That's not gonna fill a grown man, is it?
SPEAKER_09It's like £168 for a room and breakfast, and then you get one sausage. Aye.
SPEAKER_06I'm gonna bite in there.
SPEAKER_09Aye, yeah. So a room was nice, so you get in a place.
SPEAKER_06Do you mind fell?
SPEAKER_09I had like two rations of bacon. You had to select the stuff off a menu, so I had on it. No, scrambled. No, no, fried eggs. You got mushrooms and hiam. Baked beans, they came in a little pot, Ken. I was like six baked beans.
SPEAKER_06Like a teaspoonful.
SPEAKER_09You could help yourself a toast. Oh cheers.
SPEAKER_06You hit half a loaf.
SPEAKER_09I wish muffins. Muffin's gotta be moist, is it? Yeah, moist muffin. Oh just dry and then like eating it for half an hour, would you? So uh coffee can we it wasn't it's in a machine kind of coffee smart? Just it was alright, like but so they had the breakfast, uh came cleaned up by the main wife's bikes, get them cleaned the chains and so they were uh sparkly, uh well maintained, check the tires or that shit.
SPEAKER_03So I'll be looking at them when you go to up here, wouldn't you?
SPEAKER_09Uh I'm I'm a bike fucking looker, like I'm sure there's plenty of other folk like that. So team the van up to Inverness with the bikes checked in. Uh we're bidding the crowd in, so it was my for a bit at uh for dog stagger, it was just being a road for the just like further out of Inverness by a waffle of city centre. I mean getting lost, I can't believe I got lost. So easy to find, like in dark so but they uh alright, like never got in and uh I was nibdy reception reception, so rung a bell, stood there for about ten minutes. That's the boy came out, was just in a creased kind of t-shirt, kind of like he'd been sleeping in his living room. I wasn't impressed by it. I was like, why wife's like it doesn't matter? I guess he should be suited and booted that sort of job, in my opinion, should be a little bit more. Welcoming, welcoming and if you press the bell, it should be here within a couple of minutes. Right. But we waited a good while, you like so I was dreading the room it was good, but a room was clean and it it was alright, excellent shower. I like it. Oh that pressure power talking. So uh checked in there, it was fine, walked just doing the register. So register's just across the bridge. And uh we've been just if you keep walking down that road.
SPEAKER_03Towards the park.
SPEAKER_09Aye, in the park, that's where you can register.
SPEAKER_03So you didn't court park, is it bucked?
SPEAKER_09Aye. So I registered in there. Uh Katie had a pal, met up with M. I had a yupped M and bought myself some gloves and some shoe covers and registered. Forgot fucking ID, so I was a bit of blab. I was somehow I had a photo of my driving license, my phone, I've no idea why. So I showed them out, and they're like, That's fine, but Kate had nothing. But they accepted that, so she logged in to our bank bank online banking and showed them like a statement with a name on it, so they accepted that.
SPEAKER_06So registering for fucking charity bigger.
SPEAKER_09Well, the thing is you pay for it is it's 60 odd quid, so they say that folks steal command and steal numbers and stuff, so we're pretty strict.
SPEAKER_06Like she chances a Ken and somebody's gonna be DNA. That's like me going, I'm gonna go up before him and register as well.
SPEAKER_09You've got to tell them your number, no, and you get emailed. So we showed them the email we got, and that was not like no. But I I'm guessing they've had uh problems in the past. So that was fine, and then we went to the Scotch and I for food. So I'm looking forward to this. No, well, it was not. I just got in there, uh we booked in for half past six, and our starter did not come out. Well, uh, if food didn't come out, should have said till half past seven. So we went a hell hour, and the starter came out with the mains. So can you want your starter if you're waiting all that time you want a starter to fucking but food was lovely, uh it was really nice. Chips and uh just a cheeseburger and chips, like but it was good, like half a fine.
SPEAKER_06See, I'm annoyed at four eyes.
SPEAKER_09I was annoyed, really annoyed, but from the food commute, starter was really fine, and uh and uh the food was really nice, so I kind of made up for it a bit. Like I said to wife, would you rit would you rather you waited ten minutes and got really uh bang average food or wait an hour and get really nice fine food? So so the fact that I'm gonna go. No, I'm sorry. But what's that drinking cancer? You could have had a few beers, that would have time. I was just on the coke and Katie was in the water like so. Coca-Cola. Coca-Cola cocaine, like in uh cocaine. Yeah, night. So uh so I just went home for there and uh watched some tele, but I was pretty tired, like so pretty much put on the tele. We watched some uh DJ Spoony uh stuff because you've just got a terrestrial so you're stuck with it, really. So it's some like hype of black, all good classic black music again.
SPEAKER_10That was on channel two, isn't it?
SPEAKER_03Ah you should do watching DJ Spoony, all classics garage and stuff like that. A heather small and uh garage, no. It's just black people on special's nothing earlier on.
SPEAKER_09Heather small's got a unique voice for that class air, it's quite deep. It's a cooper, sort of no I can't like Fitz song they sung when it wasn't uh Sight for Sore Eyes or nothing like that.
SPEAKER_03Sight for Sword Eyes, no, I think so.
SPEAKER_09Proud something like that. That was fine. That was good, but I pretty much so at finished and I I got it. You could log on to my Netflix skin. So I started watching some of capture and bin Laden and Ken obviously it showed you the planes flying into the building at the very start, and that's uh I got fast asleep. Was yeah, er I think I've seen that it was the four part, five part thing. Yeah, was it three? I think it was I think it was three, uh so got up uh at four in the morning on a Sunday, no, half past four. Oh so I had a wee pot of porridge and a banana. Was it daylight that time? Nay, half past four, no. And then uh got got rigged get changed and got a bike suit of van and we're for there it's only fucking five minutes on the bike doing the road and to the start line. So we definitely played it better this year because last year we put ourselves in like C class camp for uh per cycling, but this time we put ourselves in the A class, so like we'd be it in the three, three and a half hours. So we was right the front. So the first wave went away, we were in the second wave. Okay, so it was good for a heap of reasons. One, you're out with s prop you're out with cyclists, getting focused actually cycle, yeah. So Abd's getting better on a bike and plenty space, plenty space, and uh and you got a while early again. We only waited five minutes and were away. No, it was three minute intervals, so they went away, three minutes, and then we were awar. So er that was good. I like that, and uh I never see anybody pushing up Fort Augustus out in that class getting it. No, no, no chance, no, no, no. MD pushing Abdi was cycling. Uh and like uh funny thing is like last year from we did that, I must have seen definitely 20 punctures at the side of the road. I seen one. Because Abdi maintains the big kit cyclist or maintains has got a proper kit. So er that was it, it was really good. Uh so I was kind of sporting K right till like bottom of Fort Augustus, so I can with the climbing. I did leave her, but I waited for her at the top. Uh I found it that was actually weird because my legs were quite good and not actually looking forward to the climb. And I get I usually get a bit of uh in a big climb, I get a wee bit butterfly, and like I kind of like Suey North now. Like, fuck, this is gonna be pain. But for some reason I'd just kind of legs felt really good. I was like, I'm looking forward to this climb. And I got up at Nibel, I can just er bit can you go up the first bit and then you come doing I heard a tss, I felt my fucking tires flat can and it felt like getting there because you come doing you start going up a hell, and I thought, oh no, I definitely flat. So I come off, but it wasn't fine. I got back on, I was like, there's something there right about my bike's nay, uh it's not peddling right, it's just feels weird, can but so I got off and checked again, spun on, fucking hit a look. Nah, so it was I couldn't have seen nothing wrong with it, but every time I go on, I thought Disney feel right attack. Weird. Uh it was weird, like so. Er so I got to top of there and I waited for K. Last year I waited 10 minutes, and this year I waited a couple of minutes. Didn't have to wait that long, like, so it was fine, and then we're doing doing it's a massive descent, Ken, uh the other side. Doors so we stuck with stuck together for a good while. Uh come do it as a really like steep descent and through the trees and that can it's really quick. So I came down there and uh I was that I was a boy like waving to keep his suit at the side, and I was just you could see it in the distance, there's somebody there right here, and we got down to the bottom, and I was this boy just lying. I could you couldn't see the skin in his face. Oh he was absolutely covered in blood, covered, he was lying on the deck, and there was a massive puddle of fucking blood. It looked bad, like I think he was kind of half out because his ear his kind of arms up. He was up like I was like, holy fuck honestly. I picked my stomach, went a bit funny. If I seen the boy, I should have stopped, but I'd already folks stopped there anyway. But we I must have just missed it. Kate was just a henna, and uh so it's like a couple of minutes and she got, did you see outside? Fucking hell, I was boy, it looked bad. Like I can't I hadn't heard on it, so he must have been alright. So I was good. But oh fucking hell, he looked in a bad boy. It's a who it must be 40 mile anewer chad come and do now. I can't forget, and he he must have come off just at the bottom.
SPEAKER_06Just at the bottom.
SPEAKER_09What a mess he was in, man. Oh yeah, who so uh so it was about 10 miles out and legs were feeling good, so it says right. You you fucking do your best, Ken. Quick as you can go. I'm I'm gone, Ken.
SPEAKER_04So I just like head out the metal. A long shoddy wheel for.
SPEAKER_09Well, no, they were me, she didn't uh she was naught we she was in a group. Oh, we should in a group to in I come in home, wasn't that so much Gnut was kinda left in no man's land because I think most of the folk were faster on this skin. And only caught us with bias, you know what I mean? So uh so it's Gnut was a four-fort Augusta was kinda on her own, but coming back was kind of in a group, but still I felt like I had a better leg, so I just went for it the last ten miles and I was like just fucking empty a empty tank at hand. So it was fine, got back, and I felt pretty good, and the wife got back, and uh you get these fine fucking doorings at hand with creaming them all so fine, bro. So uh that was it. So wife got a good time, like so uh she finished she did twenty-eighth out of a thousand odd females. Alright, uh that was good, like fair chuffed, she was fair chuffed with her time. I said, like, if we can get you an 18 mile an hour, that would be good again. It's only our first year, our first solid year she did a cycling, so we'd managed to the 18.1, so fair chuffed that like she's huds on him because well she comes out. She puts her through paces with the climbing again, and that's I get fit.
SPEAKER_06Hells mark you fit.
SPEAKER_09Oh that hells impressive. Can she's obviously like many have a wee bit more power on the legs than the women, can so she does work hard to continue updating.
SPEAKER_06So in the claims, she hudds her in the claims they build up. Good to check in just to make sure she's on it.
SPEAKER_09So she's good, like good going for her. So I it was good like Fairchuffed and then finished that. We thought we wouldn't have marked check it, can we to check out to live, but fuck it was back plenty of times, but we'd already checked out to fucking get closed up and just aside the van and that like so uh then drove home, got into a heap of fucking chores and shit that needed then and basically sat down in the tea and fell asleep by that was about it. Aye aye. Was getting stopped stop at uh Nairn again for a McDonald's, but she was not feeling it. So a bit disappointed. I stopped at a fuel station for a Costa and uh uh duo double decker. Oh great thing. So uh yeah, been a coast road. Uh aye, but uh well the only road you've got until uh Fokker Barnes Keith, him by Keith's way I go anyway. Keith Order quell. Aye, aye. Aye, you could go like through Petroy and turn off at Petroy, I suppose. Six and a half, I'd say. Yeah. Did you go Keith? Keith. Aye, that's the way I went.
SPEAKER_06Through New Mount, come Keith.
SPEAKER_09Ah I tuck a left left up for a key. Yeah, but you have to go through Keith. Aye.
SPEAKER_03Keith was alright, just go straight through sometimes you can't get stuck in Keith, but it was alright. Go through Keith, you sometimes get a petal station for a cost, or you get Strath Isla Bakery. Strath Isla Bakery Baker. Nana Sunday.
SPEAKER_10No, no. Those roles are unreal for there.
SPEAKER_03Aye. Good like good baker.
SPEAKER_09So that was my weekend, basically dominated by the trip inverness. But it's good. I like doing it. It's just something different, isn't it? How much cyclist can I do? Six and a half thousand. It is overcrowded, I would say, but if you get out early, it's a lot better.
SPEAKER_03A lot better. Yeah. Like a London marathon. They're swinging be doing that in two days, is it? London marathon.
SPEAKER_06No, yeah.
SPEAKER_03It has to be a one-day event, but thinking about the charity money and try and get it's agreed. So that's it. I'll do good. Good, good. Mike? Um Friday. Um I did Sunday morning. Friday afternoon, finished work, so few load to skip.
SPEAKER_09Oh skip again. Uh every weekend.
SPEAKER_03Oh I call him Kensman. Big C Big C Kensman. So um a few load up here. Uh a smart course. I see it doesn't have much can. So just threw it up air, then came home and just power washern and went to town with the power washer. Just power washing on. Only I think it could be cleaned, I cleaned it. My dog. Nope. Dog got done and say erm power wash all my slabs, cells, again, copes, just one thing that was full. Fuck. Oh, here we go. Fuck ten of your slams. Fuck your ship. Fuck your copes. Cleaner now.
SPEAKER_06No, ten years' time I'll be fucking disintegrated.
SPEAKER_10That's what's happening in my mind shit.
SPEAKER_06Waste of time. You've ruined it, Mick.
SPEAKER_03No. I'll put a resin tablet so it kind of seals it. No. The slabs I haven't cleaned at some point in the future I'll be lifting whatever. So power stats, um cars, just say a lot. Featherhead feather room Friday evening for supper. Salad. Fine. Big tarty? No, just little tartis. Oh yeah. Like a butter. So that's fine. A and B meatroll, chopped pork, ham. Fine. Pickled inions. Pickled ingans, cheese. A and B meat roll.
SPEAKER_01If it's a meat roll.
SPEAKER_03A and B. If it's an A and B a bit. It's just the is it the the butcher? Get it Goscar. I'll have a fine. Meat roll A B meatroll, slippy salad cream and a sandwich. You get A and B meat roll, fairly. So that was er Friday's supper. Friday evening, teen the dog for a whack, and that was about it. Came here, my lame was she's still watching that Harlot's programme, so I just snap upstairs and go on the computer for an hour or so, fuck about air. Saturday morning got up, did some housework. Fine day again, so I was just pottering about the house. Then went to teen the dog for a while, doing the den and a hacks and I and she was about at groomers, so kind of timed it so the dog. I knew the wife. So trapped the dog off at groomers and meaningly went to celebrations for dinner. So look good. I just sat down within a couple of minutes, sat down, and Connor came up and he goes, Oh, yes, the shed.
SPEAKER_09He says the place is half expensive, so it's a complimentary uh voucher for tea and coffee for two fresh too fresh, griddled pancakes. Can I go?
SPEAKER_06Can I I'll need to ask I'll need to ask him if I can go in once use half.
SPEAKER_03I presume he gave us two because he's thinking maybe a four us of them for a fly. Can I ask a shout? So thanks, Connor. Not Stan Mahan. Four us. Oh aye, that's four. Yeah, so I had uh soup and a panini. Fine. Lynn had mints and chips. Fine.
SPEAKER_06Ah fucking mints and chips. It was fine.
SPEAKER_03She had some left, she gave it to me and it was fine.
SPEAKER_06Aye, mints and chips.
SPEAKER_03Washed down with a tin A and shade, I think. Then uh dog stall was now pretty for the groomers, so we just nipped across the TSB. Had a shandy at the back, fine day to size.
SPEAKER_06Where's where's the groomers at?
SPEAKER_03Er Beaton's field. Shakers all house?
SPEAKER_06Oh, is it?
SPEAKER_09I'm they drinking Tolegolf. I'm they drinking Tolegolf. That's Shandy. She never says stuff you damn me. Correct.
SPEAKER_03Was that a promise, was it? Nah it was not a promise, was it? Just an idea.
SPEAKER_05Fund did he tell you?
SPEAKER_03Last week, I think it was a little bit. So it was even a week. It's after Newcastle, was it? Erm so come home. Nah, it was nah. It was later on. It was later.
SPEAKER_09It was later in Newcastle.
SPEAKER_03Was it okay? It was a Fitbow. Oh I lost it. So it lost them. So come home. Watch some of the scores. Did you actually hay a Shandy or did you uh Shandy? Aye. Just one Shandy. Aye. The dog was ready, so picked her up, went home and watched some of the scores, then showered and changed and do TSB for four o'clock.
SPEAKER_05So what did you tell them last week?
SPEAKER_03Somebody persuaded me to go through, so I easily persuade it. So I had a pint in TSB before the bus. Jumped in the bus, so I was heating up to Rothi. I had a four-pack, but only had one. Bus driver went to Rothi. Turned up towards the golf course. Why thinking oh we're gonna bother spray? Nana kept gone. It was gone by like Canarmet and James Gunner. Whoa, whoa, for you gunmen. Uh-huh. So he ended up turning, come out the way butt dune, then it ended up gone otherwise Aberdeen Road after less why. Oh my god. Easier for a bus. Easier for a bus, I think. So canermitting off. I think he's probably got the biggest. That's a ridiculous one. It's a worse road than the bloody ballots break road, I think.
SPEAKER_06You're fucking nearly in Drotty.
SPEAKER_09So got the Rothby about half-five. He's using the sat nav and the sat nav set in some weird fucking set, is it?
SPEAKER_03So Got to Rothe about half five, into the bowling club air, watching the Select game that was on. So had a couple of pints in there. It was ten tenants. Um I think Rothe didn't. Oh, it's a just tens of tenants good fair and cheap. It was like eight drinks or something like that. It was like 18 pounds. Was it something? £3.10? Something like that. It was decent. So then what we to watch the cup final, so it was good. Good win. Good win. It was £3.00 within 15 minutes. Game over. Game over. It was uh six it was three and a half time. Then second half, it was kinda even Stevens, then uh Turra got a fourth. I think it was Mighty McComby near post. That was a good goal. Then uh I think they scored a screamer. Their only goal was a fucking screamer like 25 yards at the top corner. And then I think Lee Stewart got a fifth. So no good win for them. Um got a that's it five cups in eight days for Tura teams. Uh yeah, it was a fair children. Yeah, so no, it was a good win. I think they were a good team in our like, but um they did work today Monday night as well last night, thistles. So that was a just a bigger game last night for them as well. Oh playing Cantor. Oh league rivals. Uh well Kintour have picked up the results in the last few weeks. They've had like five wins out of six. Oh, okay. Um they won uh four now. Oh nice. Uh so I think if Tura win other games, they're probably very close to promotion. I think Huntley have gotten I think Huntley's top, but they've gotten like Shadixley, Kintour, and somebody else have got a tougher run in. Tougher running. So um no, it was good. Um just a full game.
SPEAKER_09Again, probably you'd probably go to the premiere. Fucking manager bizarre. It's a fucking duo, honestly.
SPEAKER_03They don't know when you was fucking the worst organisation I've ever experienced.
SPEAKER_09Oh they're terrible. They're absolutely off it clean off a top shelf bullshit. Aye.
SPEAKER_03Seemed like a cup. Just see where a cup, I thought they were charging a five-hour get in, so there's a good crowd there, like, and I go, as far as other money done, it's called the the league. I was thinking the the teams that in them went the league you need the money for. Who knows? I thought the teams that maybe are in the final maybe get some back or something again, but you know how to amateur football, what they charging.
SPEAKER_07Aye, why are you charging you a five hour getting an amateur again? That's a load of nonsense.
SPEAKER_10I know where I'd be paying for that.
SPEAKER_06Because Rothell Rothell who gave you a ground for nothing. Pass pass, uh just like amateur.
SPEAKER_10You shouldn't be buying to get an amateur football. Yeah. I'd have got a big shock if I turned up and I had to buy. Oh, 100%. I would have wanted to.
SPEAKER_06Well, you definitely would have put an invoice in a thistle from a fuel.
SPEAKER_03She'd be chapping in somebody's who suit to barking. I sit in your roof. So uh just before the game finishes, a boy tapped my Mike Hi. Are you a part of Thistle committee? Yeah, and goes, Aye, yeah. Oh, here's two bottles of champagne for your team, like um boy Stuart Muir, who's kinda in charge of the Huntley amateurs. He goes, Here's uh two bottles magnanimous in defeat. Ah, yes, he was he actually when we're on the bus in the Wai Hame he bought a bottle of Ticila Rose for the players as well. It's a nice touch. Like he listens to it, pods so uh did fist on the head of the rain champion? Oh, they didn't.
SPEAKER_06Would they have gave it to Huntley if Huntley won? Probably not.
SPEAKER_09I wouldn't have even thought of either, but I would have drunk some smashed it.
SPEAKER_03Jenke wouldn't have gained it if it if I were.
SPEAKER_09She'd give out lessons on how to be a nice guy. I know how he should share like that. Can it's like you hear a folk gain floors to their wives and stuff now? I've never even thought of me either.
SPEAKER_06No snake is a wooden idiot, I just never think of. Then I'd drive past someone and think, can I start? Tell you fit. Tell you fit, I'll go ahead and get some floors. I'd come at home with floors and should look at my dinner.
SPEAKER_03We're saying a good battle barn, are we Stuart? He he actually turned around and said that uh Huntley's mere tutor than Turra. It's got a mark. Aye. It's got a mark, I can but here we go. In fifth position, Rhiney. Fourth position, Stricken in third position Inch. In second position, Huntley, and in first position, Turra.
SPEAKER_06Turra, turra.
SPEAKER_03Turra. That's a nonsense.
SPEAKER_09You kinda miss out both. Aye. In common state. Aye. Greenhead. Like I've said a four is the Vatican City or Tuke Land.
SPEAKER_06It's for the headquarters, yeah.
SPEAKER_03Turra's got the second biggest agricultural show in Scotland. Two-day.
SPEAKER_06It's the biggest two-day.
SPEAKER_03Biggest two-day. Aye. We used to have Mart. With Tarraku. We're killing who's killing who's killing who's great. Killing who's. Huntley's got a mart. Surrounded by farmland. Maud used to have mart, didn't they?
SPEAKER_06Maud didn't use a coffee.
SPEAKER_03Aye.
SPEAKER_06So hi, Maud Mardby. New dear.
SPEAKER_09New deer. I reckon Rainy. I reckon illegal.
SPEAKER_06Huggers hunting and stuff isn't he? Exactly.
SPEAKER_09Capricorns. Cutless property cut break ready.
SPEAKER_06There's no much firming going on nowadays of bears. No barren.
SPEAKER_09Barron land.
SPEAKER_03Just left houses and wait for a Thursday when the chip van comes round. Aye.
SPEAKER_10Other tutors to pipe up and see the top five.
SPEAKER_03The top five. So go through again. Fifth was right. Fourth was er Stricken. Stricken. Stricken.
SPEAKER_07It's kind of a fisherman, isn't it? It's fish. Pete Bogg then we hugged.
SPEAKER_10I think he's got you.
SPEAKER_06You've let us do.
SPEAKER_10That's a fucking if you're like that's getting a big thing.
SPEAKER_06You should have a consultant. That's just name what do you do? That's just name two bamboo official. That's just a good thing.
SPEAKER_10But if you go for top five, just have a top your head.
SPEAKER_06Turra would be number one. Aye. Turra would be number one.
SPEAKER_03It's a heartland, is it? Aye. Aye. If you used to decorner a corner, corner a corner, the centre would probably be Turra. Aye. Say just Keith.
SPEAKER_06Keith Keith would be decent or something. Then they're in the whiskey land, kind of like Huntley would be in the top five, but probably set about three or four.
SPEAKER_03Aye.
unknownAye.
SPEAKER_06Just think why's name.
SPEAKER_03Invader's too posh nowadays, is it?
SPEAKER_06It's got the biggest murt though. A Garmin. Eh? A Garment. The Garmin.
SPEAKER_03Twelve hooses there, though. Surrounded by Garmin.
SPEAKER_06Compass Cummston, Garmin, Bythe. A lot of stuff going on with Alford. Echt is Strath Dawn be massive, see. Bogmuckles. Bogmuckles. It's not past there and set on it, uh Clatton Premner, otherwise.
SPEAKER_03Clatt. Clatt. Forg. There's a lot of a lot of places, but I would try to do bigger, bigger tunes as I can. Turn is number one. Buster after half nine, so it was him about ten and up a road. King Edward. It's half firms in King Edward, is it?
SPEAKER_06Oh big film community. Kenny Benji's and nothing glasses, King Edward. Ah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_03Longman Hal.
SPEAKER_06Fintery.
SPEAKER_09How Yankee got cut Ken King Edward was that at the count when he and Brefer? Was that Edward? Oh. King Edward.
SPEAKER_03Maybe it's for the the planted King Edward Ties. Maybe.
SPEAKER_06Maybe King Edward would have been Roman about No, he was English and he wasn't Roman.
SPEAKER_03Longshanks was it? Longshanks.
SPEAKER_09Was that a second name there? I guess. I thought I thought the if it's a second Windsor, isn't it? Is it Windsor or the royal family? It's Windsor, isn't it?
SPEAKER_06I just knew.
SPEAKER_09Ah, is it I could the bloodline goes back to ten something?
SPEAKER_06Stuart's and the other. Tudors.
SPEAKER_09Tudors, eh. I think Christmas. First the Ger the Greek and the German commented.
SPEAKER_03Er fell the Greek. Phil was a Greek, was it? So that was the I came home back home about half ten at my house. No, no, just came up the road. I did. Did you? Sunday up and we took her to Fivey Castle for a nice walk. Oh Rune Lake. Run a lake and a gildens. That was that was good. Came back and went to JP Snackshark out of the road here. Pegan Egg roll. Half a fine. Went to home and watched Fitbow. That was my Sunday afternoon. I fancy a Chinese, but it landed now, so we ended up hitting smoke sausage pasta. It's a shite trade I've had, isn't it?
SPEAKER_05On a Sunday night!
SPEAKER_09Eh smoke sausage, like diced into wee bitties. And a party parts of sauce. Like a tomato sauce. Tomato sauce?
SPEAKER_06Oh yeah, yeah, I would like tomato sauce. Tomato and basil.
SPEAKER_09Chicken mushroom sauce, I think.
SPEAKER_03Like a carbonara, you're thinking maybe.
SPEAKER_09Well, it's sort of sauce.
SPEAKER_03I would go tomato. I'll go tomato smoke sausage. But for a Sunday night, mate. That was uh disappointed. I wasn't enamoured by it. Like you should have just went to Chinese yourself. I can live and learn. Um then Elaine watched a programme. I went upstairs doing mere stuff for the golf day. Sent some emails and all that stuff. Like so we've had a few folk reply back with emails sent out to the Highland League teams. Different Vale was one of the missing. Vale, Forest, Nair, Terra. Tara Banks a Day. Banks a D. Banks a day, yeah. Nobody else has come back. Poor for them. Like that was actually a bit of banner with the boyfriend of Vale.
SPEAKER_09Wick could quite comfortably use a couple of tickets and they'll never get used to they could just yeah.
SPEAKER_06There you go, there's a hundred tickets for a game.
SPEAKER_03Um I didn't mention obviously he's he's got a tural lad on the side now like cares. A few cacas left her as well. You know, they were in far his gone yet.
SPEAKER_09Baith offered deals, but Bath refused, like interesting to see what they were offered before they knocked it back, like yeah.
SPEAKER_06Maybe just commitment boys, maybe maybe.
SPEAKER_09Well no we care because he's gone. He's still on the island league, and he's got the real like yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_06Maybe he felt he was hard done by it, Tarth.
SPEAKER_03Well the injured he can't put him back a few years of that, I suppose. But um Murray Cormack, he was on pictures on Moncerny, you know. I was in a good yup with the boy Peter for you, Rothe. Peter. He was he said he was the second person to get a mug face. Aye. You g you gave him a mug? Used to be a chairman. It was a good yup, we have uh Chairman of R. Rothe. Dawson. Peter Dawson, I guess.
SPEAKER_09Aye, yes, aye. I think he was White Hells. Is he? I think so. Well you used to be.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, we am so. Oh league, that was uh update. See uh Ross County put a statement out in R saying that uh they're gonna be Ke and Ember Gordon Mayor used to be team players to bulk up mentioned here. Is that good? Aye? Happy about it? Yeah, but I heard a lot of folks lagging off Keith this season because I'm an Aberdeen B, can there's a lot of ex Aberdeen players there that X are farmed to Farm Newt and I didn't think.
SPEAKER_06About four?
SPEAKER_03Aye. No.
SPEAKER_09How would Ross County's youth team the in Highland League kind of? Yeah, exactly.
SPEAKER_10So you'd expect them to be poorer.
SPEAKER_09Yeah. So you'd need the best of them and we have a crop of league players, wouldn't you? So no, I don't think there's anything wrong with that.
SPEAKER_10Ah, it's right next to each other, so it's not the trip so I always play some loan.
SPEAKER_06I think so.
SPEAKER_03Is he? So you hear industrial supplies.
SPEAKER_06Or is that a brother?
SPEAKER_03McGregor Industrial Supplies. It's the same family, is it? Is it? I'm not sure. So that was uh Donk who's in it watch the dog.
SPEAKER_09I was in a fucking motive car. Can't mind for day it was pea soup granity burning for day would that have been last week? Thursday?
SPEAKER_06No, Friday. Friday.
SPEAKER_09Peace soup, you couldn't see fucking ten inches in front of you. Nay lights on. Aye. Ah. I just something it gets white motive on. Aye. Little thing. There's a lot thing, aye. Nay lights. That to me should be a straight ban. Three year ban. Three year ban. It's just uh there's something inside my heart like Ken, how the fuck can you be driving in peace soup with no lights on? Three-year ban. Three-year ban coming your Ken, like I thought, oh he's he's eventually clocked on and switched on his lights, but now he's breaking, Ken. It's one thing they had your fog lights on, Ken. You can understand. But then they had no lights on.
SPEAKER_06Do folk get lazy nowadays, so because you're coming automatically put your lights on and then you didn't think it'd be actually switching properly.
SPEAKER_07Like, see if I go into like peace, the first thing I look at is is my fucking fog is my lights again. I need getting the lights on.
SPEAKER_03Should you put fog lights on if you're like in the f first row of a queue? No. No. But like if I say there's a line of ten cars and you're the first thing you dare put your fog lights on. No.
SPEAKER_06No?
SPEAKER_03No. Only person at the bark history.
SPEAKER_09But they could they do the front as well, your fog lights brighten up the front lights as well.
SPEAKER_06You can pop them out. Then I need to switch on the barking.
SPEAKER_09No. No. I was not aware of it. I thought they both had to be on at the same time. No.
SPEAKER_06I mean I had.
SPEAKER_09So how do you so you I pull my thing out and that puts the fog lights on now? How do I turn the bark off after I've pulled it out?
SPEAKER_06Well, you know, just do you need to just turn it round your flo have you got frog flog fog lights at the front? Maybe and I got fog lights at the front. You maybe got fog lights in front of you.
SPEAKER_03You got ruined run for me, you got a fog, uh then you pull it out to put your back in on. Alright, okay. Mine's a button somewhere. Oh, is it? You maybe just tell it. Switch on the fog lights.
SPEAKER_09Switch on my fog lights. I'm necessary concerned about the fog lights. You need lights on. That's a fucking I I think if there's an accident and you're involved and your lights are on, it's your fault. It's like a drink driver can. Doesn't matter if it was your fault or no, you're drunk, so it's your fault. It's the same way nay lights on in pea soup. If there's an accident, you're involved, it's your fault. Because you should have had your lights on. I'll tell them it was me. I wish I was a white and message cars, Ken, or speak to them. Ken ifin a radius, can freaking go. Hey motive. You can your fucking lights or not?
SPEAKER_03Aye. If you're close enough, you could pick up each other's Bluetooth, could you in cars? Aye. You need something like that. Be handy like stubby message, speed up the wheel.
SPEAKER_06I've done that before. I was cycling back for Lewis Fipper one time, and Lisa was driving the car and picked up a Bluetooth for the car because it popped up in my garment.
SPEAKER_09Did Girl make it cut out with something like that?
SPEAKER_03And the sound went on in the car. Because the kids come up and drive.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, definitely switching off Bluetooth.
SPEAKER_03I mean you tell that story about the Bluetooth. So Duncan Dawn's gaming. Like was it good 90 seconds?
SPEAKER_10Yeah, good five minutes, and then shite you after that. But doing a bit of research today. When's the last time everybody won back-to-back game games? Yeah, I guess.
SPEAKER_09Two years ago. 1945.
SPEAKER_1018 month. Is it? 18 months. So the positive is if they hadn't won a back-to-back game in 18 months, the fact he's won two games in a row and two clean sheets, that's a positive. And they're basically almost safe new, new mathematically, but as good as so. Job done. But it was dreadful in the second. Second half is so poor. I got battered by Kelly.
SPEAKER_06I watched the second half and oh my god, it was hard watch. They won that's amazing.
SPEAKER_09I mean the the thing was just bite biting up and it had some safe, so now they can plan for next season. Yeah, exactly. So I I wouldn't have worried too much about it.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, three points yard, but just that's it. Ah, they're safe.
SPEAKER_03Then the axe gets wheeled to die. They're eight points in front of Kelly.
SPEAKER_09Aye, they're safe. Kelly's thinking they win four games, four games even. That's not gonna happen. They they can maybe touch him there in those surely. They're not two. But everyday's they're fine, they're fine.
SPEAKER_10Summer and on Dundee below me.
SPEAKER_06Ah, that's right, aye, yeah. Dundee pumped it up again.
SPEAKER_03See Dundee again.
SPEAKER_06Disallowed goal. Oh, I couldn't understand why it was disallowed.
SPEAKER_03The tussle in the box.
SPEAKER_06I've watched that a few times. Couldn't you see for the followers?
SPEAKER_03Couldn't you see for the followers? I would have put him back in the game at two one, would have been. The Dawn's three points, near the best performance, I suppose. But um as you mentioned. Is he soaring up a back four or fit? Definitely saw it up a back four, right?
SPEAKER_10Back five.
SPEAKER_09That's how you start on it. Foundations, said that a million times. You start keeping clean sheets, you've got a chance.
SPEAKER_10Again, he's he's getting better every game. Like you can just tell by watching him live, watching him train, watching him warm up. He's like an honest fucking pro. You can tell he designed his tip. And I can like he's quite cynical, so he he understands the game. If they're under a caution, he'll make cynical fouls and get bookins, he's uh he's he's grown him alike and Robinson seems to love him, but he's just on Abdi. Like he's on every gun, he lives and breathes every tackle, like he's fucking brilliant for a fan's perspective. Anyway, I just somebody at my work was saying they're like, Oh, I can only play one while, let's just see if it like a fuck, like is it? The short term was get it over a line. He's got an overall line, and like say when I read out a day, the Hinner won back-to-back games in 18 months. That's incredible.
SPEAKER_03I'll boost the confidence a little bit. Oh, 100%. I've seen Japan, actually, he did the bar now. Against the Zen Bar. Against the Zen Bar.
SPEAKER_10He'd an easier chance than the other end, name nay neck muscles.
SPEAKER_03Uh just like he'd be the other centre half, is it Boy McIntyre? No, Morrison.
SPEAKER_10Morrison. How's he coming on? I see better. Uh but kill he had a bar three times, didn't he? Uh in your man and a world he save.
SPEAKER_06I did actually so but hey, it's what's our book.
SPEAKER_10For they would have lost them games, so yeah, yeah. See what happens moving forward.
SPEAKER_03I look safe, we'll look safe, so it's all good.
SPEAKER_10Then the Marshall up for a young player a year, which is pretty impressive. See, not um for the hill for the hill championship. No, for the hills. Oh, yes, yeah. Young player. I don't know. Sixteen goals for or both, yeah.
SPEAKER_03So Scott Nisbet got player of the season today for the Dons.
SPEAKER_10Oh sorry, he got the There was like 95 awards. I was gonna say one of them was Nisbet for Top Scorer.
SPEAKER_03Top scorer and uh lotus at the best goal can simmerin and 1200 folk at it. Was there? It's a big deal, like far as like a ticker.
SPEAKER_10He works for Sterna, so you were saying it's obviously ranked and how close you are at the front. You obviously you've been so I've been, yeah. Five grand for a table, two and a half grand, and then forever else back and it's like fucking hell. Alright. So the club must make a fortune out of that.
SPEAKER_06In the in in uh I can't mind if you you get to pay to get some you get pay you pay extra to get somebody at your table. Or if you sponsor a player up player you sponsor city at your table.
SPEAKER_10But the boys at work were say it was pretty subdued if they were a shit. Yeah, I would have been.
SPEAKER_03So about uh the top half of the league, that's why some words nice near end the season.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, that's what I don't understand either. Because obviously, this we've got top scorer, right? If somebody got like five heart recks in the last five games, I know it's unlikely a bit Yeah, I know how you get top scorer when there's still six games to play.
SPEAKER_06Weird. Tell you about us, Timmy. Strange.
SPEAKER_09If somebody plays the last six games and who plays you at their skin, keeps you in the fucking league, it's like unbelievable. That's player of year stuff.
SPEAKER_10Or Noster comes back in for the last couple of games and there was a thing online though for getting the boy uh Milanovich to win player of the year. Sorry. Folk were voting for him to get it.
SPEAKER_06Just a pistake.
SPEAKER_09Is there a supporters player there?
SPEAKER_10Uh dang.
SPEAKER_09Well, I didn't I didn't actually look to be honest.
SPEAKER_10I think they should have cancelled it, to be honest. I found how much money they might make it.
SPEAKER_03Alright, but the top half is uh getting I didn't I'm naming the the thing that I think uh the top half game should be roughly the same time as well. I think they should be I think they know what their fixtures are. I think they should all be played at the same time if they're split.
SPEAKER_09Obviously, played in Saturday night. Well, especially I don't really care at all. The last games obviously hated the play at the same time, but apart from that I'm they got I don't think it matters that much.
SPEAKER_06Probably I'm probably a Q master.
SPEAKER_09Just win your game. Exactly.
SPEAKER_03Difference in market time you kick off, just win your game. No, in your butt you'd psychological canon that there's a team breathing down your neck or not. But Selleck seemed to be uh kind of easy as such against Falkirk, but um I thought Falker wasn't good to go. No need I was on fire though. The first goal, first goal first goal keeper just uh defender just that's not a mistake for me.
SPEAKER_10That's just the boy the boy's in your face. He got blocked by me. That's like I thought he was like a couple of seasons ago. So it's an unbelievable pace.
SPEAKER_03Good win for them, good goal for Tierney. He scored a few goals, eh?
SPEAKER_06Well, it's the first time in a while Select scored three three. Because they've been struggling to score goals to be fair. But Folk Folk are quite a little bit of a trick, yeah. I didn't think they were.
SPEAKER_09They're not in the top half and then you'd say that's probably the easiest, aren't we? Like await Hibbs and then Rangers mother well away than hearts at home.
SPEAKER_06Hibbs are missing that too large now as well. Um total brain fade for the goalie.
SPEAKER_10Well, that's what I was thinking, Garnet. Is that what it is?
SPEAKER_06He's one-on-one with the goalie. It's denying a goal scorer goal scorer an opportunity.
SPEAKER_09But even if he didn't handle it and he just let it hit him.
SPEAKER_10He's still there in the Y.
SPEAKER_09And then the key the defenders would have gotten it. I think it was that I think.
SPEAKER_10But he doesn't hand it, he's still at an object in the Y of the striker, in heaven.
SPEAKER_06But the striker can then get a bar. He stopped him for getting the bar.
SPEAKER_03Keepers came off came off a keeper's chest and went like two, three yards in front of him, and he sees the the striker coming around, he's thinking, I'm gonna get get the bar in time before him, so he's we just caught it.
SPEAKER_09He picked it up because he thought he was in his box, but he wasn't it. But I thought to send it to send him off was harsh, I thought. Because if he did if he does not pick it up and he just lets it hit him, the two defenders are in behind, it's neah it's near like an obvious goal scoring opportunity, in my opinion. So I thought it was a harsh, I thought it was a harsh right. Letter of the law it's probably the right, doesn't it? Probably is, by a letter of the law probably struggled in a only had four shots. Just Arhans break our hands breaking for him at the moment. Can they doing the ten men in it? Even the two goals or Huffin' and Puffin. Two deflections to keep her safety. And the second needs a big deflection touch of off and go eat it. So our hand's kind of but you mark your own luck, as they say. Yeah. I think it's Gary players is a harder practice practice of lucky again. I think that's uh it's definitely an element of truth that if you didn't if you didn't buy a ticket, you didn't win a raffle. So a boy said a shot and it's deflected and goes in. If he doesn't attack a shot, he's getting a chance again. Yeah. But it's a huge goal. The the heart's reaction in the goal is you've got to say that's special, is it?
SPEAKER_10Aye, massive 87th minute.
SPEAKER_06Him spewing.
SPEAKER_10Aye.
SPEAKER_06Knocked a pan in Argentine.
SPEAKER_10They did knock their pan in the hill game.
SPEAKER_09I thought the defenders the boy's first booking was a joke. He never did fuck all. It's one of that times for us a bit of R. G. Bargie and Ref just gets a car do. But the boy, if you watch a hill thing, the boy just the thing. He does fuck all. The second's a fucking almost a red car. I don't know. You can't complain about second.
SPEAKER_06I think the first team he was ref was just trying to cool a hangout. Yes, it was one of them that just gets a car doesn't. Five minutes a four, I was a bit frantic. Just right, let's get let's get a few bookings here to slow things down a bit.
SPEAKER_09Ah, that's definitely what happened. But in fact, I just kept my eyes on the boy a hell instant and he doesn't do nothing. Okay? You can't just book a boy for a sake of it, okay? But then fin you're on a booking, you can't do it.
SPEAKER_03The games are so exciting, though, like it's brilliant. Uh was a point during the game, it was our three teams on uh same points.
SPEAKER_09They highlight I watched the commentator, I'd not ken if it was the proper name for was it on premier or was it on Sky? Kenny, it was the Sky Boys. Like Finney puts in a challenge and he it's nay on a replay and he goes, is that a yellow card? Is it a yellow card in the season? Of course that's a yellow same mask because he was obviously thought it was Jimmy replay. Of course that's a yellow card.
SPEAKER_03A good win for them, especially in the derby game at Easter Road, like so um they'll kick on. Rangers next week, is it they've got Rangers on Monday?
SPEAKER_10It's massive because they beat Rangers, Rangers are root with aye hundred percent. Aye gone. So it's a huge game.
SPEAKER_06Rangers have to win.
SPEAKER_09Aye, I think Rangers have to win.
SPEAKER_06Aye, aye, it's Drosny good enough.
SPEAKER_09Drosny good enough. They it's their hands news, they're still needing even if the beat hearts, they need a favour for somebody and it seems to it is to be motherwell or Falker because it's not gonna be Celtic so they have to win, and even if they win, uh well, if they win, they've got a chance.
SPEAKER_06If they win they've got a chance, because it's still Celtic.
SPEAKER_09If they win, it's game on again.
SPEAKER_06But if they if they lose or draw, it's gone.
SPEAKER_09Like it's gone. Or if it loses, it's a hundred percent gone. If you draw two goals, long shot, like just it's always been Rangers are killing a heel defend for the last couple of years is to kind of defend properly. I mean the boys' second goal, first full back, is a goal, and the boy's just an across especially near him.
SPEAKER_06But they were destroying him doing the wings of our game.
SPEAKER_09It's just the formation did not look great whatsoever. It's a 4-2-2-2. It's basically it's turned into like a 4-2-4. So okay, it looks great when you're attacking, but it seems lost to battle. Looks like they're getting scored over the time we went forward. The gaps were crazy.
SPEAKER_10Motherwell are incisive, eh?
SPEAKER_06Like when it they get up front, they're big, strong, physical lads.
SPEAKER_09But he ends okay, though. In the 90th minute, just cuts inside, feigns with the left, cuts inside, punk with the end.
SPEAKER_06Motlin should have done better for the first thing, I thought.
SPEAKER_10Jamiti.
SPEAKER_09Ah well, he's got a chance to end, and uh a draw wouldn't have been a total disaster.
SPEAKER_10Exactly. He scores fucking the toughens, and he misses the easiest. Mikey Moore and I should have done a better touch.
SPEAKER_07But why did he miss start? He's been a better player all season, Ken. Uh he got Kenna.
SPEAKER_09I'm on Reddit, Ken. There's uh I'm on a Rangers page in Reddit. Fuck they're brutal. Are they? Like Sarum. We rolled. I rolled this formation in the Mikey Johnson just a Glasgow mob or a tough mob.
SPEAKER_10It's different.
SPEAKER_03So if if if if Rangers win against Hearts on Monday, that then it'll come down to like an old farm. Aye.
SPEAKER_09Nah, necessarily because if if Rangers beat Hearts, then Hearts still, if they win uh the rest of the games, they'll still win a league. So no, I wouldn't say that. Aye. Yeah, aye. Hearts could put Rangers U. Aye. That's why I'd be looking at it as a big thing. That's a team talk. That's a team talk, isn't it?
SPEAKER_03You put Rangers U and Austin Celtic. Aye. Last game of the season.
SPEAKER_09Aye.
SPEAKER_06Could come down to beat Celtic.
SPEAKER_09They might they might end up going to Celtic need the draw.
SPEAKER_03Aye, it depends on the old farm game. It's probably a worse situation.
SPEAKER_09And also it probably is. And they also might be if they beat Rangers, be obviously desperate, that Rangers go and do something against Celtic. But it's fucking still a lot.
SPEAKER_10Unlike we said about Motherwell when you knew Motherwell, yeah, say in it.
SPEAKER_06Oh, we said off for set up for the start.
SPEAKER_09I felt ganan to the uh split that I would be heaps of twists and turns. So I'd say first team Rangers get beat by Motherwell at home. You think uh you would have thought I'd been a game that we'd win.
SPEAKER_06Here's Rangers beating Celtic Hearts on Monday then.
SPEAKER_03Motherwell getting song for Celtic.
SPEAKER_06It's Motherwell Celticus again, isn't it?
SPEAKER_03I think so, uh yes. Well Falkirk has got Hibbs.
SPEAKER_06Fulkirk Hibbs, aye, so Rangers beat Hearts, Celtic drop points at Motherwell.
SPEAKER_03It's tasty. Like it. I can't imagine being a Ranger as a Celtic or Hearts fan.
SPEAKER_06It'll probably be worse if it's a Hearts fan, to be honest with you.
SPEAKER_10Kirsty's dad and brother are Hearts fans, like Dad's like by himself. They're so close, Ken. Aye. It's gonna be a quiz question for years to come if they're top basically our season. Yeah. Rangers top for if they were when it even top for a day and they could still in the league and Hearts could still lose if they've been top a season till the last couple of games. That's getting hard, isn't it? Aye.
SPEAKER_09Could easily happen that you can be to top for 36 games. It does not matter until 38th game or if it is it counts for fuck off.
SPEAKER_05It does. And the league never lies.
SPEAKER_09So you can say if you want to be fair, to be fair, you'd you'd I always keep credit the hearts for the season of fed, whether they win it or no. Yeah. They've pushed old farm and when I seen a team D up for the old farm can say we're shite until they're blue in the face, but it means if hearts are better, they're better, it doesn't matter. You think hearts care if you're shite or no? You know what I mean?
SPEAKER_06You think in 40 years' time for folk are looking back? Oh Celtic Ninja was right at you. No, hearts won a league, that's all they'll say.
SPEAKER_10Ah, exactly. 2026.
SPEAKER_09You know a lot of Celtic fans, this is the worst Celtic team I've ever seen. A lot of sandbagging get on air, Ken. It's like a protection mode. Is it we're shite, kid? We're shite. If we win it, it's a fucking huge. Sandbagging, they're desperate to win it. Of course that, yeah.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. 100%. Agree with that. Clarks get recruited a contract for a World Cup Jenk like some McKinnon, they'll take a Scotland job. Anyway, leaves it hearts. If they win a league a season after the summer automatic Champions League.
SPEAKER_10No, it's only Rangers can go automatic Champions League because it's their coefficient points.
SPEAKER_09But er I don't even care if I had to get hot. If I did care if I had to confirm or not, it's definitely.
SPEAKER_06Or a if net two.
SPEAKER_10So you can I mean I mean in like when I get any better than that for him. Aye, aye.
SPEAKER_06I think he thrives himself in the Champions League.
SPEAKER_10Aye.
SPEAKER_06Europe.
SPEAKER_10I think maybe the Thurst can find me a bacon and then maybe they can start building some and maybe he wants to be part of that.
SPEAKER_04Tony Bloom.
SPEAKER_10He's got money, isn't he?
SPEAKER_09I think we're getting in a nearer for Rangers and Celtic when I stretch a lot anymore. I don't think so. I think the money that Rangers and Celtic have got nowadays accounts for as much as it used to. Aye. The pounds worth less. Less, especially players. And the player the top top players are out of their so they're buying these boys that they want to sell on. Aye. So I think clubs will now be able to get closer to them.
SPEAKER_03They'll be buying players that like Dean Wheel and so on. It's a tough crowd.
SPEAKER_10It is a tough crowd. And these young lads, because that's what they are, 19, 20, 21, come into Glasgow and go, wow. And then the comfort enough European league, and Scottish Flipman for me is probably the only league new that's still got a physicality to compare to the rest. And that's a big culture shocking ah it's ruthless in Glasgow and it's so ruthless.
SPEAKER_09He's a talent, didn't he get his talent gets a he struggled to start with, right?
SPEAKER_03If he was Mickey Moore, right? Season finished, Rangers winning league, Champions League fit better. Yeah, the Rangers can't afford him. Can't afford him.
SPEAKER_10Spurs won forty million for him.
SPEAKER_03So back to playing the championship.
SPEAKER_10Well possibly. They might get rid of a big and then he'll be straight into starting.
SPEAKER_09Or isn't he why they'll snee by? I think he probably would like to spend another couple of seasons, but it's just nay economically viable.
SPEAKER_06If Spurs go do that's Navy and be an option because they'll want him back to play.
SPEAKER_10Probably they'll call a lot of fire sale, and then he'll be you might want to be able to get the Spurs might be if Spurs bide up.
SPEAKER_06I think Rangers are trying to get already for another season on one.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_06And Spurs probably be up for it.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. But the white things are looking Spurs are gonna do, no there. I think so. Hi.
SPEAKER_09Well that's negative, but I just screen them. West Ham has a huge some huge goals that ends up in games, yeah. Like Spurs getting a goal, and then Everton got a goal equalise. You think fucking hell, and then West Ham got it in the end.
SPEAKER_06West Ham have just got a bit more big de boom. Forest and leads are safe, I'd say now. I see. It's purely doing Spurs and West Ham.
SPEAKER_09I think West Ham looked like a better team.
SPEAKER_06West Ham have got a bit better big aboot. That's Javi Simmons Simmons now.
SPEAKER_09Spurs got a win here, but the bite the Wolves are by far and away the worst team in the league and they really struggle to get to beat him. So every game is gonna be tougher enough. So and spars how many games left? Five?
SPEAKER_04Four.
SPEAKER_09They might need two wins. Two hundred win, two games.
SPEAKER_06So no West Ham, West Ham's got I think a tougher runner, have they?
SPEAKER_03West Ham's I'll go back to here. Um Spurs have got Villa, Leeds, Chelsea, Everton.
SPEAKER_06Chelsea's still playing for something.
SPEAKER_09And Chelsea have got a manager, so they'll be stronger. Yeah, they'll be better.
SPEAKER_03Then West Ham's got Brentford, Arsenal, Newcastle, Leeds. So they've both got a lot of. Newcastle's been terrible. Valls, Brentford, Arsenal.
SPEAKER_06Well they could throw a spoken up.
SPEAKER_03Newcastle Leeds, Brentford, uh tough running.
SPEAKER_06Leeds all hanging hanging to play for by the time play Leeds. Arsenal, Arsenal. Squeaky bump time for Arsenal. They're shining themselves. West Ham will be up for a fucking fight.
SPEAKER_09I gave Arsenal a kiss of death. You gave him a master guarantee? I said the uh nibdies get they wanna fuck it up. It's tight though, it's like one goal in it, and I goal difference again.
SPEAKER_06No, I just expect City to win it, I was expecting Mayor City. I was expecting a bit four or five past Burnley too.
SPEAKER_09It looked like at the start being uh but they won. One won that expect uh because they scored early, didn't they?
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_09It's a nice finish for Holland a week chip. He's he's definitely best. Well, him and Kane, like there's nothing many centre forwards in the goal.
SPEAKER_10They're only two, I think. Proper centre forwards. Proper centre forwards.
SPEAKER_03Levindowski's still on the goal, like but he's a whittle uh partially as well, isn't it? 37 or 38 still dealing with I seen uh boot spurs, I seen a thing saying that Kulisevsky and Madison have been out longer than uh Ericsson was when he did.
SPEAKER_05So Ericsson has died come back and then come back and been out less time than them Wow.
SPEAKER_09It's funny, but does this mean that no? It's just funny. I mean if you've got if you've snapped your Achilles and it winna heal you gotta play. You'd rather have a heart attack than back because physically, like Kenya, your muscles are working, you just need your fitness to get back. I'd like to think if I had a heart attack and be back a couple of weeks. Alright. Back would you make you for me so? It was back. Well you're back working.
SPEAKER_05Did you feel normal for you? Miller detail normal.
SPEAKER_03Miller teeth a week after I had my heart attack, see, so I kind of put my back out another week, but I was weak back to work week after.
SPEAKER_09Could you have gone back if you're with her in the past the next week?
SPEAKER_03Uh maybe a week after and back. So two two weeks. Two weeks after it.
SPEAKER_06But when did you actually start feeling normal back to Mike?
SPEAKER_03Um a couple of weeks.
SPEAKER_09Was it like uh physically?
SPEAKER_10Oh my god.
SPEAKER_09Oh, yeah. It's bad. Oh, it's bad.
unknownIt's bad.
SPEAKER_09If it was a try D, just putting on that plank and stuff. So see if you get like a block of four houses, it's just planking stuff goes between the two houses again, like from from one joins on to the other, so it's just thick plunking stuff, so you hit it up in one, and he was I think it was it was Niggan. He's fucking battling it with a hammer and he just obviously slapped whacked his finger.
SPEAKER_10Index, index.
SPEAKER_09I this in here.
SPEAKER_06Oh that's a good nine. Aye it's a pinting in he's back to his work a day.
SPEAKER_09Oh wow, fuck off. Big massive fucking white bandage on.
SPEAKER_10Have the god back on?
SPEAKER_09Well, he's so he's so dead black. Oh, finesse me for uh f felt physically sick. It must it must have hurt so bad. I never heard it, but I heard about it. This is Ken, you get no sympathy. But it was working with him, Ken. I was howling like a castraid pig. Fucking like Agent can bounce it in and he was laughing like fuck at how silly he looked and kid. But under the top. Honestly. And with a needle and he can probably just think, put your finger there as hard as you can with a hammer. Again, just as hard as you can, and he's a big strong leader. And he can he's joined as a good technique and that, and they'll hammer in a four-inch needle with a couple chaps. I'd kinda had to be sitting in brutal. It must have been so sare. So sare.
SPEAKER_10Absolutely nothing.
SPEAKER_06Men give no sympathy for shit.
SPEAKER_10For nothing, nothing, unless you're deed or something. Unless you heart attacks are only sympathy you get in. For a whip, and then we start ducking this with.
SPEAKER_09If you tuck your hell your hand off with a rip snort and something like a beer, you might get off work for a while. Put a nail through your mouthsack or something. Oh man.
SPEAKER_06Catch one of your bollocks.
SPEAKER_07Oh man, got his dad, and he putting through his kneecap. Nailed his kneecap, a nail gun. Fucking jeez.
SPEAKER_03My feather split his lug in halfway. A sheet came off a reef. Can he call it a sheet? Can we try to cut? And he just missed it and it went right through his lug, cut out fucking ducky's horn off. Diamond Sar through his fit and aye. Aye, missed a steel take up and just went just below the aye. Back to working to our days.
SPEAKER_06Now he's alone, I put a grape through my fit.
SPEAKER_03Aye, oh yeah, fucker.
SPEAKER_09Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_06I've still got a marker.
SPEAKER_09I stewed in a few nails and I was younger getting like a nail right into sole fit.
SPEAKER_03I'd do that a couple of times. I got a sewing needle, my knee ain't fear of needles after that.
SPEAKER_10I worked at a beef factory with Jim Murray, man. I put it still saw through my hand. First wick. Mother gets a phone call or your loons in an accident. So I used to cut the flanks doing I'd hug the flanks, then Jim Murray would cut through the ribs and put my hand too far up. Put it saw right through it and Jim just went like that and he'd like run away to the other side of the end because he thought he'd cut my hand. I've said it aye, I just went like that. I go, my hand's gone. 17 year old, first wick in the place.
SPEAKER_09I've obviously lost the tip of my finger. I think I'd rather have done that and then fit a heat designer that worked there.
SPEAKER_10You said you didn't feel nothing.
SPEAKER_09Only reason I can't it was gone is because I felt a trickle of blood doing the side of my leg. Only time it was searched when the fucking boy came and put fucking disinfectant shit on it. Yeah, whole rip was stingy like was your raging when the dust settled that you'd uh it happened.
SPEAKER_10It's all right. If you ever get a lose out, that's the one you can lose, isn't it?
SPEAKER_09It was a bit surreal though from a look dune and it wasn't it there again. Steve Small, wasn't it? So I was telling somebody at work the other day and he goes, How did he manage up with our star coming out? No, no, in a gym and then went in the gym? Aye. So they put me through the canteen. I mean, for a canteen was a side reception. And Kenneth was there, the boy arrived, the uh the paramedic lad arrived and did it bastard. My hand was up again, and you just seen the bone sticking up and I looked through and was that fucking family in the canteen. I'll look at me with that.
SPEAKER_03Which could be you open Wild. Did Steve tell you that story in it? It was in purpose for him smoking him at primary. Payback.
SPEAKER_09That was my fault.
SPEAKER_03Aye, concrete, and the other boy let go of the sheet, and the boy had either weight and it dropped down on his fit and went through tap his fit and out the bottom of his fit. Oh my god. Mike was just like Hurdy Bookmaster, Mike just pulled it out. I rushed his stuff. So they went to the hospital and said, luckily enough, it was actually I think it was a sock tucked into his wound and ass that stopped getting a stinch.
SPEAKER_09Fuck you, like that. Ken if infection sets in, that's when you're in big trouble.
SPEAKER_06Like nay, I had my accident there when I went to the hospital. I was like, when I come tea, I looked down my fit was stooning.
SPEAKER_07Your fit was fit.
SPEAKER_09My fit was stooning, stooning, throbin for his YS is hardland the juke that I was like, Oh something's near right here.
SPEAKER_06Dylan. And I looked down, of course. I didn't hear my my my my my shoe was teen half in sock, and you there's a hole in my fit, and you could then you wiggled your T's, you could see your tendons move. I was like, Oh, it's gonna sting.
SPEAKER_09Is that from the boy fucking run you run you do? That's an unbelievable story and your hell family doing it. Did you care? That's meant a lot as well. I was fucking ne, I just came up behind when it happened. I wasn't that careful, it was after it happened. I parked in the big car park. I was looking where the fuck isn't it?
SPEAKER_03Laura was there and I picked up Eren, was it?
SPEAKER_10Leo Leo was it Leo's just gone absolute miracle. Fucking see her.
SPEAKER_03You got a new phone though, did you? Got a new phone.
SPEAKER_07Was he buffed if it was a boy to you? Like he fucked up.
SPEAKER_06No, he was not, he was fucking he was just gone too quick.
SPEAKER_03Shock you must have got. Yeah, blow it in the time. Fucking boy.
SPEAKER_07He bit across the road for me.
SPEAKER_06Scotia. I'd I'd mind fuck all about it. Nothing. Didn't mind five minutes afore it. Aye. I mean deciding for a walk. And I just did a roundabout. Didn't mind nothing after that. Next thing I mind was fucking buck ambulance. I keeding through Aberdeen. Because the boy was like, well, put on the sirens. Don't need the sidings on, we'll put the sirens on to Mark Sure, we get through. Fucking uncomfy bastards of things and you're asked strapped up and lying in.
SPEAKER_02Stressed.
SPEAKER_06That must have been weird. As long as Lisa and Burns is fine, I'll I'll I'll fix. Okay. Aye. It was in the first, as long as they were alright.
SPEAKER_09They were all right. You still play football, I think. Aye. Aye. So fuck the football file.
SPEAKER_10I mind I've been a few texts in a WhatsApp game. It was shit.
SPEAKER_06Broke your leg broke my fibia in my left leg and ripped a hole open in my foot.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_06But if you haven't fine, he'd a massive fucking must have hot heed off the ground because I'm a massive swelling and beating heat eye.
SPEAKER_09Fucking boy in the cycling last week, is it getting a fucking perforated lung and fucking three baby legs and a broken tibby and won't be at the end?
SPEAKER_07Highly recommended okay, Nice Lisa.
SPEAKER_03Back to the flip of through Bumpot Chelsea, you got rid of the manager.
SPEAKER_09Was it near the day after I wasn't? That was a disaster.
SPEAKER_10And they've obviously started coming because they had a thing in his contract, didn't they? He doesn't even get a lot of the cash.
SPEAKER_09No. A lot of them do now, I don't think uh it's like a pre-nupping.
SPEAKER_10Okay. If it does go wrong, you only get so much.
SPEAKER_09So it's only only so long clubs who's gonna put up we're not no managers either contract. They were shite, can't you?
SPEAKER_10So not much, he's still got four million or something.
SPEAKER_03Ah yeah, I'm sure he's still doing that right for 50 days or something in charge. Uh funny ski tickle that job. Nebdy, Neby's one up.
SPEAKER_10I don't think it's a basket, it's a basket case, innit?
SPEAKER_09I bet it's an American. But but's the boy continue swanse again. He's fucking Bradley or something. Bob Bradley. Bob Bradley. Somebody like that. Ted Lasso. Ted Lasso. He's real. Honestly.
SPEAKER_03I think Ariola is mentioned. He's Negani. Aye, Bournemouth boy. Bournemouth boy. That could be a shout like Glasner. Glasner. And Alonso. Alonso as well. Mentioned.
SPEAKER_10Like Glasner's about a mercenary, so he'd probably go, wouldn't he? Ariola. Fuck go. Glasner.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, he's a mercenary.
SPEAKER_10Ah, he's just I like why he just ended his time at Palace, just totally rocking the boat.
SPEAKER_09I think he thought Kenny's he did but he's done amazing things. And then the club had a chance to kick on, but instead of kicking on the cellars. Ah, that player's gay. Oh well, we see if his name is Ezekiel, they just ripped the Soul team, Ken.
SPEAKER_10He's probably went fuck it.
SPEAKER_09He says, Well, if that's a white club's gone, I'm the Biden. I'm trying to de stuff.
SPEAKER_06And to be fair, he's still got him in Europe. Still in the family.
SPEAKER_10Point out that you'd probably know.
SPEAKER_09Yeah. But I think Glasnar's a top, top manager. Well, if he's done it out of power, he's obviously got a couple. So I think Man United could be worse than Glasnar, like I think he's due uh crack at a club like United or something like that.
SPEAKER_03Do you think Chelsea's Chelsea's a big big coup for a manager at the moment? Well why club is time as I get.
SPEAKER_10It's a big job, but I think if you've read into it and watch it, you're going it's a basket case behind the scenes, isn't it?
SPEAKER_03And boys appear in a horror shop and Enzo's in Madrid, I knew just hanging a little bit.
SPEAKER_10And Sherwood was saying on Sky, like, oh that boys at the director, and none of them none of them will be football boys. Strange. I think he's taking the France job after the World Cup.
SPEAKER_09I think is the Champs still a boy. He's been there a landing, yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_06He won it, he won the World Cup last time with France, didn't you? No, Argentina.
SPEAKER_03Oh, that's right. So my United's obviously my United got a good result last night against Brentford. They were rolling luck at times.
SPEAKER_10Brentford's a decent team.
SPEAKER_09Five draws in a row, hardly considered a goal. So I thought especially second goal is a good goal.
SPEAKER_06United could have been out of sight in the first half. First half, first first three minutes. First 15-20 minutes should have been out of sight.
SPEAKER_09But then Brentford could have been one of his three setups, didn't he? Well, he didn't even take a shot yet, did he? They kept on marking the wrong decision in front of the goal, didn't they?
SPEAKER_06Not a heeder. Didn't he heada.
SPEAKER_09Fucking Jesus. Yeah. So he's rode the luck. Is that any square and the boy just ran past it? Tiago. He's been pretty good in this.
SPEAKER_10Tremendous performance again.
SPEAKER_09I look sharp and as fucking.
SPEAKER_10Mace tackles on him's made a season this at the end, didn't it?
SPEAKER_07It's fucking unbelievable. Bizarre in it. It's 34 year old.
SPEAKER_06It's bizarre though.
SPEAKER_07Is it fucking last year you couldn't wait to get rid of it?
SPEAKER_10They're asking Karak in the press comments. He says it's hard and understood, so they got his means he was Ken for his gun.
SPEAKER_08Maguire had a wee pop at uh Amorim ending it.
SPEAKER_10At the end, I did watch interview the show.
SPEAKER_09I said I didn't I see it, but I just I got a clip of headline saying Maguire had hammered uh Amorham. I think it might be just a headline.
SPEAKER_10Ah it was about information, I think. Is it about him switching back to part four?
SPEAKER_03It was like a backhanded kind of dig at him. So do you think uh Carak's now getting a job next season?
SPEAKER_07Fucking difficult is it?
SPEAKER_03But uh m an incoming manager maybe see if it's Carrick's den with his squad and maybe take a wee bit of advice if it careks then take him off a next notch drink, possibly.
SPEAKER_09I wouldn't be surprised if it's Mighty United Ken exactly if it's gonna be happening in Caracken's as well as well.
SPEAKER_06I would like Enrique if you uh think he's gonna do something.
SPEAKER_09I'd be a bit weary, Enrique, to be honest. I said he's won a Champions League, like a bit kind of France League's a given, isn't it?
SPEAKER_07I suppose he did get him a line in the Champions League, so it's just the English fit but's a bit I recognize a cut out for a s a Spanish manager and China management and again I would prefer to see But there's near Rick of Candidates, isn't it?
SPEAKER_03That's one of the most successful managers in Britain, isn't it?
SPEAKER_09I I think it's a bit like a player's gender. And Glasnar has been in it for two, three years new week Palace did a pretty good job at Palace. Enrique's neigh been in the Premier League, he's spent all his playing days in the Liga, okay.
SPEAKER_10He's done with PSG, but I reckon just to still just quite like his style of it, but fast flowing, hard working because he's been as fit as a butcher dog himself.
SPEAKER_06He seems to I Armdi really wants to play for him. Can you I think it was a Champions League semi-final last year from they were cruising and they were push push push push push push boy made a 70-yard run to mark a tackle?
SPEAKER_09Can you how how quickly can he get united playing like that?
SPEAKER_06Can you well they're they're they're playing quick fit bar just now. Yeah, Sesco's fucking lightning, man. He is lightning for a big lad fucking quick, isn't he?
SPEAKER_09Finished his goal well, cuts and tucks it with his left and good finish again.
SPEAKER_10Stick on for player a year for me.
SPEAKER_06Like there's nobody better in the league.
SPEAKER_10Wait for the boys to commit, then pass it.
SPEAKER_03City win a league, there's only got to be one player of the season. Bernardo Silva.
SPEAKER_10Possibly.
SPEAKER_06He marks him tech.
SPEAKER_10I also think I'd be taking Harlan's goals for granted. And he's got another fucking twenty fucking six or seven goals.
SPEAKER_09Declan Rice.
SPEAKER_06You nearly said it would laughing. Yeah.
SPEAKER_07Because you look at Arsenal and you think five can they're right up there, but fit fit player, you think P Scotch or goalie?
SPEAKER_03Aye. Goalkeeper's been good at Gabrielle. Aye. Gabriel was good. When the start of the season, then they hardly conceded any goals in the start of the season.
SPEAKER_06To be fair to Arsenal, that's what was one weakness that I was in is they conceded soft goals, but they've the daddy you didn't get an easy goal against Arsenal now, to be fair.
SPEAKER_03Darn it aye. But then they then they put in the pokey at the other end.
SPEAKER_06Well, have they got fucking your name? Your new one in fuck all we Hovards.
SPEAKER_03Oh, Yoker is.
SPEAKER_06Well.
SPEAKER_03Then they've had the S and the bench majority of the season, then they put him on and let him play fat by and he scores goals like that goal. He's a good player when he's getting a good thing.
SPEAKER_06Saka, told you boys, murder. Overrated.
SPEAKER_10And they've all done a cardinal, they've given me 400 grand a week.
SPEAKER_06Aye, that's him. Feet up.
SPEAKER_09Saka's a good player. Really good player. Like if anybody says Form can come and go, he'll be back.
SPEAKER_06Disney enough.
SPEAKER_09See if I'm never I would hear him in my team like I wouldn't hear me when you're on my team. I think he'll start for England in the World Cup. It's a problem. Well, it's a problem. If it's a problem, I don't mind. If it's for England or Arsenal, to be honest, but I do think he's a good player. Have I like have I liked uh have I liked Saga?
SPEAKER_03See if I may be leaving the English game at this summer in the summer. Who? What's that, Mike? Foden Fu Philip Foden.
SPEAKER_09Sign for our brothers or something like that. Fu ph Athletico Madrid, possibly.
SPEAKER_06Fuzz, Fuz leaving.
SPEAKER_03Freudin.
SPEAKER_09Freudin. Ah Freuden. That boy, can that boy's like one of the best players in the world?
SPEAKER_06Bolling door winner.
SPEAKER_09Aye terrible.
SPEAKER_03But if he does go like a Spain, you'll never get texts in the chat.
SPEAKER_09Every time he had a good game. Stal shite is he's still shite. Far as that text's been for the last two years. And I heard Nibdi's Nibdie said.
SPEAKER_10Can I suppose she was right? It's just like Saka's jumped on the Saka thing. He's doing the same thing. Freud and Freud's done Saka's done. He's been terrified. Sarka when I won a player a year. Freud.
SPEAKER_06He'll disappear. He'll go along in Spain. Then he'll go for Spain to Italy. Then he'll be Italy to fucking Cyprus.
SPEAKER_09I'd throw up my hands and I'm totally wrong. It was fucking outstanding. But then in the next two seasons, I'm like, nah, I was right. Well you are. Well was once once good Ken. My I've never said he was a bad player, he's obviously a good player. But it's just I don't think he does enough, Ken. To to to get the label that he was labelled, Ken. And at season he had, yeah, I would agree with Abney was saying he is world-class. But he's only had you can't.
SPEAKER_10That's what they do in England though, because that's what they've done with Saka. And Saka gets a four and a grand week corner. He's got two goals this season.
SPEAKER_09Saka's never had a great season. I've never put Saka on the pedestal that you boys were putting four now, can I just didn't think he deserved the pedestal that he was on. I can't can obviously he's a good player.
SPEAKER_03Obviously the weekend, Man City were playing Southampton and the other thing.
SPEAKER_09World class is a funny thing, though, isn't it? For me, there's only a handful of players are world class. First, you need the discussion about defining terms about fit you mean as world class. For me world class is if you've got a world I love in, would they get into that team? That's world class, that's proper world class. So far the best goal in far the best goal. That's what I'm saying, best in that position for me is world class. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_03Well there's a good question in the buy me a coffee later on that you'll be enjoying.
SPEAKER_09I read a thing somebody on which it's probably clickbait or trigger, trigger bait, or forever. Rage bait. Aye, rage bait. That gigs was in the world class and he was just an average player that had a lot of longevity. Just some opinions are mental.
SPEAKER_03There's a different story.
SPEAKER_09Giggs in his day was as good as anybody. Finney was like on his pump. Okay, and I think some folk mind him for his holler, but he resurrected his game because if he was younger, he was he was hard with pace, but he fucking he you lose pace in your 30s and he managed to play till he was 40 for Man United in a dominant spell.
SPEAKER_03But you've got longevity because of the reason because you're a good player. Yeah, exactly. Okay, he looks like Gareth Barry and uh Milner and looking after yourself. Who looking after yourself?
SPEAKER_09He didn't just take pace, he'd a fit by brain, so if he lost his pace, he could he could still contribute heavily to the best team in the league because he'd a great fit by mind, can yes. It's it's I think it's difficult when your main asset goes and still to continue to be a great player. Means you've got mere and one strength your bow.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Spring about great players going. Um it looks like Salah maybe played his last game for Liverpool the weekend, come after a harm strength.
SPEAKER_10I think it'll be a World Cup. Egypt Egypt beat for that, anyway. Are they? No, I think they are, are they?
SPEAKER_09Well, I first never England usually use uh lose a big player. I'm just waiting for Kane.
SPEAKER_10You go down to Jump's league. He'd be their biggest mess. Oh, if he goes if he goes, got any chance.
SPEAKER_09No. Far, far, far, fell and for Cain.
SPEAKER_10Never got any child, they're not going to be on fire.
SPEAKER_06Nobody else can put the goals.
SPEAKER_07Watkins. Wellbeck. Wellbeck, Watkins. England used to have embarrassment of psychos. You're struggling now, ain't you?
SPEAKER_10Ken, if you and once Kane goes, that's their problem, England.
SPEAKER_06Ken, if you say Saka gets injured and doesn't make a World Cup, you're nay too fast. If Kane doesn't make it judge.
SPEAKER_09I tell you if I impressed me that uh Munich Madrid game in Barbie. He's scary to play against zero hundred like a space. Bayern Munich left him like Ken. I think it's hard that I look good from it's like a low block. But why Munich played you could see how good he was again? You need to double up on him, Ken.
SPEAKER_10And if he did a bit of delving, he scored in every big game. Like World Cup plus World Co-final.
SPEAKER_09He's a scary prospect, man.
SPEAKER_10Still only 26. I looked at that 26 or 27.
SPEAKER_03He'd be good in the Premier League, would he?
SPEAKER_10Well, I think he'd be good anywhere, but boys would be kicking him up in the air, so we'll see if he handles that, but sure he could.
SPEAKER_09It was a bit of the PSG stuff where he was like on massive contract, he was basically running the show and were well that's fit you were telling. Put you off in my bed.
SPEAKER_10I did I.
SPEAKER_09Maybe he runs a show at Madrid, did he, Ken? I think he's a bit of a mercenary, maybe.
SPEAKER_10I think he is I think he's a couple of bad stories about him in Madrid and I like rocking the boat.
SPEAKER_09In Madrid are miles ahead.
SPEAKER_10He'll get his Arbolo. He'll get his George. Did you see you there for him? If I want to watch getting that job anyway.
SPEAKER_03Do you see if potentially the president's wanting to come get him to come back? Who? Marinho.
SPEAKER_09Marinho back to Madrid.
SPEAKER_10He's second in Portugal. He's nearly lost a game. He's gonna lose the league on Draz. He said six draws, no defeats, and then uh if I was top sporting.
SPEAKER_06Sreading a thing that I wicked here. He's made £72 million for being sacked.
SPEAKER_09£72 million for being superb.
SPEAKER_03So Salah uh Premier League great. He's definitely a Premier League great. It'll be a sad mistake, Premier League, boy. Yeah. Never me.
SPEAKER_09No, he won't be for you, no. Yeah. Nah, he's definitely be up there.
SPEAKER_06He will be up there.
SPEAKER_09Be up there in the top five, top definitely top ten.
SPEAKER_10Definitely top ten.
SPEAKER_03Would you be in the in a eleven? All time eleven. Jesus, that's a good thing. He'd be in the conversation. Nandy Robertson scored another weekend.
SPEAKER_10Surely he's got a re has he agreed to go to spurs, is that done? Is it surely it's real value in the street?
SPEAKER_09So I touted him for Everton.
SPEAKER_03Did you?
SPEAKER_09That's right. That's right. And then you boys are really cute. I think you'd go to Everton, but there's a lot of boys went across there. Well it used to be across Stanley Park, but it's any, isn't it? Merry Merry didn't have a boat. I'm saying a lot.
SPEAKER_10Honestly That is all companies.
SPEAKER_06I I kinda think only. I was thinking of it. Hardly world class, though. I've never seen that. No, no, again. It's name marking shockwaves. No, no.
SPEAKER_09I'm just speaking about boys that have gone for Liverpool to Everton. I'm sure there's heaps. Definitely. They're friendly, I think. That's what I'm saying, eh? They friendly are Liverpool. They're beat each other, but like it a lot of pubs we saw in Liverpool, they'd ever in hand Liverpool.
SPEAKER_03It's like it's like or Nick Barnby. Barnby, aye. Kevin Sheedy. Aye. Kevin Sheedy, Irish winner. Zabel Xavier. Portuguese was Don Hutchinson. Don Hutchinson. Aye. David Burroughs. David Burroughs. David Johnson. I mean him. Other players who play for both. Connor Cody. But it's probably way better. Sander Vesterveld. Did he play for Everton? Did he? Briefly played for Everton later in his career Steve. Murray Venison played for Everton.
SPEAKER_10That's fine, I thought. Played for Liverpool. I think he played in Newcastle, wasn't it?
SPEAKER_09I thought he was the movie, wasn't it? Everton. No, they're coming up early. There is a fewer. More than it went for Rangers to Celtic or vice versa. There's name any of them. Kenny Miller, Bo Johnston.
SPEAKER_06He's probably the less folk went for Liverpool or to Man United or Man United to Liverpool. I can't think I need it.
SPEAKER_03Leeds to Man United.
SPEAKER_06Leeds to Man United? Fernand.
SPEAKER_10Fernand was a beginning. Liverpool to Man United? Can't be anybody I wouldn't have thought. Michael Lowen played for Bath.
SPEAKER_03Trying to think of data.
SPEAKER_09City and City and Man United. Dennis Law. Schmeichel. Schmeichel, because Neville would never be a little bit more. It's probably near book.
SPEAKER_06Can Chelsea play for Bath? I would say Liverpool's United's a bigger rivalry than City United. Aye. Aye, definitely.
SPEAKER_09Aye, because it's been Liverpool and two biggest clubs in the land.
SPEAKER_06Ah, yeah. No, they're never good at the same time.
SPEAKER_09No, no. You'd take to ask a man Cuneian. I think most of them would probably say Liverpool would.
SPEAKER_03Aye. Yeah. I was reading a thing a day and a half. Brightons are what I spent 80 million in a woman's stadium. See now. 80 million? It's unbelievable. It just shows you how much money for a stadium though, is it? How much is Aberdon you get to spend in a new stadium?
SPEAKER_10Well it was 50, but it probably crept up to 80 now. So pay for it then.
SPEAKER_03The video I also showing last week with the boy with the shin pads. Never wearing smart shin pads and he just ripped a fucking right. Do you think the rules should change and they should hear a standardized shin pad it should cover a certain part of the leg?
SPEAKER_06Certain percentage of our leg.
SPEAKER_09I think uh your own safety is your own personal responsibility.
SPEAKER_03Alright.
SPEAKER_09So it's not up to governing bodies to decide making the recommendations. I think I think it's your responsibility to look after your shins and wear proper shin guards. And if you didn't, it's on you if you get fucking an injury like your boy got because he didn't have proper shin guards.
SPEAKER_03It's like wearing a seat belt, I don't think it should be compulsory.
SPEAKER_09It's up to me if I wear a seatbelt. I would always wear it, but I don't think I should be telling that I've got to wear it. Because it's my safety. So nobody should be telling me.
SPEAKER_06Well, it could be somebody else's safety as well, though. Why? If you're sitting in the back seat and you're now wearing a seatbelt, you hit the driver slams his brakes on, you hit the back seat of the driver and you kill the driver, so you're now wearing your seatbelt.
SPEAKER_09Well the driver should have crashed. How often you wear a seatbelt in the back?
SPEAKER_06I was.
SPEAKER_10I never wear a seatbelt in it. I do.
SPEAKER_06If you got my car and you wasn't wearing a seatbelt, you'd be told to wear a seatbelt.
SPEAKER_10Half the reason you've got to do is because the cars beep if you've been before in the box now wearing it. Aye.
SPEAKER_03Aye. Safety. Aye. I'm always driving like driving a passenger.
SPEAKER_10You're I was driving then, aren't you?
SPEAKER_06Uh no, somebody's on a Sunday.
SPEAKER_09I'd always wear a seatbelt like I always wear a seatbelt. And like you say, I can't mind sitting in the back, like maybe I would.
SPEAKER_03Mind driving like a loadless and stuff like that. Never worry, a seatbelt. I don't give a seatbelt anything. Should be. Or maybe it was, but you're fit for your load. A loadless. Which is pointless. So um before we move on, a bit about your win of the week.
SPEAKER_09Mine is uh Trothistle.
SPEAKER_03Thistle. Thistle.
SPEAKER_10Oh Choffer Lampard.
SPEAKER_06Straight up the street doing a drink. Probably. You think he's Andrew's stripes or we better throw him?
SPEAKER_10Definitely. Going to take out a job in the fourth bottom and getting him up, some achievement.
SPEAKER_06Again, rather than an at league. Gone straight into these big jobs. He's probably done it. He should have gone into a smart job. Like we said, but I think he's done well.
SPEAKER_03You look at the squad of players he's got now.
SPEAKER_10They're on paper the best squad in that league.
SPEAKER_03Far from it. And Hank will be the kind of manager that'll come up and maybe tick pick in those players that have gone down that are maybe it's gonna be a difficult season for next year.
unknownAye.
SPEAKER_10It's good to see a different team coming up, though, innit?
SPEAKER_06I do, sorry. Yeah, rather than the yo-yours, kind of like from your Norwich comes up and goes straight back. Westbroom.
SPEAKER_09Westbroom fares.
SPEAKER_06You're needing Middlesbrough up. Aye, aye boring, boring. Southampton up. Southampton aye, definitely.
SPEAKER_10They play brilliant the weekend.
SPEAKER_09Millwall would be a green.
SPEAKER_10I'd like to see them up.
SPEAKER_05Wrexham?
SPEAKER_10Millennium. Millwall Chelsea. Ah, yeah, it would be a good one.
SPEAKER_05If I played Holks Neil.
SPEAKER_10Okay, no, it could be easy.
SPEAKER_09Wrexham could still make the playoffs, think the three points half aye.
SPEAKER_10So I'll go the winners weekend are up. They're in the playoffs. Aye. Are they? No. Is it the last game in it this weekend?
SPEAKER_03Is it last weekend? Oh is it?
SPEAKER_06No, no, there's a playoff.
SPEAKER_03There's games on Saturday. Aye. So good to see if I That was mental at Rochdale, York.
SPEAKER_10No, because I thought it it was one 1-0, and then obviously the boy scored in 13 minutes, so I didn't even see it till just the other day.
SPEAKER_09I was the same way at Thompson game. I was a what an X Ken when I was doing the league table. Because I was wow again, come in. But I did look at his scores and their game hadn't finished. Ah, the rest of them had finished, and it was 1-1, I think. If it was his team again, Plymouth? No, not Plymouth. Newport? Newport. And they scored, they missed a penalty in five minutes injury time and scored a winner on 13th minute injury time. And I put Thompson top of the ACA group. We've only got three points. Shed's been a bit of a hearts been top last season and shit himself in. Arsenal bottles of an Arsenal.
SPEAKER_06Fucking top man the I've been top of missed a year and fucking certain year. A team I picked, I can't mind if I picked.
SPEAKER_09Er nah I can't mind.
SPEAKER_06Wiggin's 73% possession. Aye. 17 shots on target, hot it would work twice.
SPEAKER_09That's impossible, isn't it? It's a fucking well.
SPEAKER_06Hey.
SPEAKER_09Yeah, Leicester won a league. I think the miss position in any games he played.
SPEAKER_06I'm not saying possessions king, but from your 17 shots and you hit woodwork twice. Can I tell us?
SPEAKER_10The last two winners are accumulator allen gill. Bottom and second bottom. Aye. Aye, yeah. Well, dog, dog.
SPEAKER_09Dog came from bottom up to top. Now he's he goes second. Second. Thompson's always like he picks a few big results. Yeah. So we'll see. I'm a winner waffe, top half. Aye. Respectability when you get a top half, anyway. If you win and go do no place, that's happened to him.
SPEAKER_03Your points used to quite make it. I was in the pub on Saturday and Lutman came up and scored 2-1. I just went, yes! And nobody's like looking at me going, she didn't yes for. Shady know. Aye. But I know a great, as I say, a great win for uh Tarathisla of the weekend. Superb. Time for wanker of the week, then we're struggling this week by one.
SPEAKER_10I ain't a gotin'. Well up I've got the obvious scene, but if in doubt go for Trump. Well, that's some sense. If the V did you study or therefore another staged association temp the 60-minute interview, 60 minutes interview you did. Or you just started running on me a pedophile.
SPEAKER_09Pedophile? Actually, I listened back and I got from I went for a piss. I'm glad I missed that section there.
SPEAKER_03That's good. Um mining is a BBC. Oh you make complaints for me. Just for being a shit corporation, but they're getting rid of football focus.
SPEAKER_06Aye, yeah.
SPEAKER_03Well you gotta watch it, but you know why that is. You watch it, Mike. Ah, you watch it every week religiously.
SPEAKER_10Absolutely. But you know why I get rid of it because once you started hosting it, it just became even worse.
SPEAKER_03It's BBC for you. They're just cutting back on that hand and I just think it's a why.
SPEAKER_09That's gone. Folk are getting their phone, innit? Days of sitting watching like soccer AM and Soccer Saturday, a photo of fibba, all that shit's completely gone. Times change.
SPEAKER_10Times change, can't you on a phone watching quick highlights and all that?
SPEAKER_09It's like Trans World Sport and all that faded out again because they couldn't watch it. Well, it's the same thing, you just move on with times and you watched it noon again and it was on.
SPEAKER_06Aye.
SPEAKER_09If it was on and you start watching. March a day's a different story.
SPEAKER_06Sunday morning. Sunday morning, watch the highlights so you can fast for time.
SPEAKER_09I won't watch up much much a day. I just go on to YouTube, type in a game. You got three and a half minutes, it's Scottish football there's you get six minutes, four replays and stuff. Four replays, the bar went three fucking mile or the bar. And there's no commentary. You watch it and get thinking, my phone broke. Give me three three and a half to four minute highlights.
SPEAKER_10And even on Scott Sports app now, it's uh like Instagram stories if I just go click click click to every highlight bit of the game, so it's even quicker.
SPEAKER_03Any time we fucking sit down and watch replays and shit, can't I? See the British government are speaking about banning the uh social media for sixteens under sixteens.
SPEAKER_09I think that's it'd come to the Wyrune, like Australia obviously didn't it.
SPEAKER_06It's not gonna go through. There'll be restrictions, but won't I be a total banner?
SPEAKER_03BBC for me anyway. Nah, I didn't know. Why did Scott Mells get sucked? Because he was grooming someday.
SPEAKER_10No. Like he's been cleared and then the corporate said they've got it out because it was started a year ago, so he's like he's been sucked. They went to the police and he got cleared of it, so they brought it up again.
SPEAKER_03Brought it up again. It's a BBC for yeah. And removed him to try to get rid of them.
SPEAKER_09So we can you came why they got rid of him? Scott Miles.
SPEAKER_03No.
SPEAKER_09I think you can.
SPEAKER_03That's a rumour it was.
SPEAKER_09I see. That's a BBC for you, that's what you just said. He was sucked him. Maybe he deserves to be sacked.
SPEAKER_10He was eating that? He was 18 and the book. He was eighteen, he was 18 and the boy was 15 or something.
SPEAKER_09So he's a pedo. Ah, well, that's that's a consensual thing. It can't be, is it? It's impossible. Age of consent in Britain's sixteen. I can't. Well, he's meeting my wanker.
SPEAKER_06No?
SPEAKER_09I like higher age of consent for things, isn't it?
SPEAKER_06Could be speaking straight, but I think that's correct.
SPEAKER_09Well, I'll I'll wait to meet my wanker away, Russell Brand. Oh no.
SPEAKER_06What's about with Russell?
SPEAKER_09He's second coming of Jesus Christ. He's just total word solid. That's how he is. He's not saying nothing.
SPEAKER_07He's a fucking idiot. I can't stand that gun.
SPEAKER_09Six rape charges, just keep your head down, and if you're innocent, then clear your name in the court. Going to Piers Morgan and these fucking right-wing podcasts in America. He said he was we a sixteen-year half and he was thoroughly. That's legal, but it's morally corrupt, is it? He's a can't Hulk Hogan, he was not.
SPEAKER_03Hulk Hogan was with his daughter's pal.
SPEAKER_09Fit about my opinions, right? Never said that. But you're you're kind of noises you mark when you're disagreeing. You disagreeing, you but you disagreeing. You're a thing. All of a sudden he's found Jesus. I find Jesus. Okay, that's an egg that I can't say find God and Jesus wants to have murdered somebody or something. He went to the court hearing with a Bible and uh Morgan goes to fit verse, he couldn't have find it. He also said before you were you were someone, then you were Buddhist, now you're an atheist, and you were a vegan, and now you meet, eat meat, and he didn't like being picked up and asked contradictions, did he? Maybe they went to repent and that's why they found God to forgive them for their sins. Aye, well, that's probably why so it's an admission of guilt. We should maybe start looking for God.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I'm still looking for Linda.
SPEAKER_09Never stop looking for me.
SPEAKER_03Looking out for Linda.
SPEAKER_09You and Cry underrated some brilliant songs.
SPEAKER_06Sherry one could week? Uh Dominic Calvert Loon.
SPEAKER_03Oh, Fitzhan.
SPEAKER_06Called Cuccarella's here. Did he? Nang.
SPEAKER_10Nang said.
SPEAKER_06Nang said, nah, nice smug remarks after the game for Calvert Loon. It's alright.
SPEAKER_10He did it.
SPEAKER_06Fell a boot like a fucking fairy. If it happened to him, if he hardly got touched, yarks cucorella here. Nang hopins.
SPEAKER_09Didn't I tell my cuccarella didn't find a boot like a fairy?
SPEAKER_03He must be any of the most hated players in the Premier League. Cuccarella. Cucarella. Kind of like him when you play, there was a couple of boys in the team, you're like, I'd love to rap.
SPEAKER_09I'd gotta see I'd Cucarella be right up there, but he plays right back. It's a fair John. But when you was up for a corner, you need to.
SPEAKER_10And you're like chasing the bar into the far corner, you're stuck in corner.
SPEAKER_06You've left you've you've you're not even looking at bar, you're just saying, I'm marking hand.
SPEAKER_09It's a hard place to end up if you're a centre half against the opposition. It'll be right eyes.
SPEAKER_06Right mazy for you, man. You can't take a bad touch.
SPEAKER_09And then it's like 10 90 in his favour.
SPEAKER_03And then it's a massive giant two-fitted lunge. Like a button the button here for about 50 yards up in the air running towards like a king. I think spur eh spurs.
SPEAKER_09How was Spurs playing? I wolves. So the boy went in two-fitted, then we'll get sent out.
SPEAKER_07But did you see the handbag in the box? How's that nigga pen? How's that near pen?
SPEAKER_09How's the neighbor?
SPEAKER_06It's about as deliberate a handbar as you can get. Poke it. No pen? Nah, unbelievable. Yeah. Even even the boy in the studio.
SPEAKER_10Sherwood. Dawson.
SPEAKER_06Dawson, but the referee is a referee. It's a definite penalty. How can it be a penalty? It's a hard one. And I'll be saying the same. And then he went. Then I gave it.
SPEAKER_03It's unbelievable.
SPEAKER_06It's unbelievable. Scouser, isn't it? I know it's not Gallagher, it's Mike Reilly. Mike Mom. No, no.
SPEAKER_10Scouser. Tranmere fan.
SPEAKER_06Dermot Dermot does a fucking ref watching him Monday. So he'll be he'll be saying that he's his right decision now.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, me. Mike, is it Mike? Mike Dean. Mike Dean. Tran me a fan. Aye. Stands with the casuals.
SPEAKER_06Aye does, that's right.
SPEAKER_10Dunk. I'm going. I struggling. So I think.
SPEAKER_03You know McDonald's.
SPEAKER_10Adam Thomas. Adam Thomas.
SPEAKER_03Well, you could go to ITV or could you say with the editing code?
SPEAKER_10Hill editing. Yeah. Celebrity. I'm a celebrity. Basically. Never heard it. David. They said David Hay was bullying him. So it was editing to Mark. I'm just like nipping at him out of the time. And then Jimmy Bullard copped out a trial and then the boy went off his nut. That's Adam Thomas lad. Alright. And then they had the live show at the weekend, live TV, and Bullard and David Hay just went to town and said, You've edited it, you've had a sort of barrel, it's lies.
SPEAKER_03He card us, he card us out.
SPEAKER_10And then Aunt and Deck's mask slipped a bit because they bit and like got in a bit of an argument with him. And Jimmy Wins like Show it! And he's shouting at the top of his voice, Show it, show it. And then Sonita whacked off, Gemma Collins whacked off. It was absolute car crash when it's uh it was great TV. So they were saying it was banter and they were hearing banter batting forward. And Harry Rednott was actually on Talk Sport yesterday saying fuck it, it was banter. He says, Have you grown up in a fit by dressing room? It was banter, but aye, so but the why what world we live in new it's no banter shed bullying.
SPEAKER_06Slick for Marcy the stores.
SPEAKER_10Mike gets it tight, didn't he?
SPEAKER_06He's been picking him, Mike, can I?
SPEAKER_10I've never been picked on for a while to be fair. No, okay, it's a bit disappointing. But the sad thing is because we haven't been able to have a proper good argument about FIBA because it's we're acting in agreements. We like the the route is gone. Can you go back three four three years ago? We're arguing every single week.
SPEAKER_03I think we should start some politics. Zach Bolanski. I think Labour will probably get in again.
SPEAKER_06Just discussing the Scottish discussion of Scottish elections of us. Well anyway.
SPEAKER_03Mandelson other. Alright, uh yeah, yeah. So alright. Adam Thomas. Adam Thomas, sorry. I'm a celebrity guy.
SPEAKER_09I always get a D som D.
SPEAKER_06Did you D somebody?
SPEAKER_09I I did Russell Brandt. Oh Brandon. You seemed to like him for some reason. I did. No. I'm not gonna why you would like Russell.
SPEAKER_06They comment about the right wing on podcasts.
SPEAKER_09Oh I hate to do American right wing, though, they are crazy. They are evangelical fucking. Evangelical.
SPEAKER_06Have you ever watched that preacher dudes on the TV? God TV. Oh preaching to get money for a new Bowen 737 to spread God's word.
SPEAKER_03Brilliant. None of them now. 901, 902, 990.
SPEAKER_10Are the nudie channels gone, gone, done industry. All of them.
SPEAKER_06So far'd you get the nudie stuff now?
SPEAKER_10Online. You gotta register.
SPEAKER_06VPN.
SPEAKER_09Aye, so if I was gonna up the Burnett on the Falker bars. Can you can bypass a and a jeweler and uh somebody in an Audi uh thing like Steve's at a fit quartile Q5? I thought I fucking flying like Kenf and you get holy fuck, must have been over a ton, Kenf. Went by us. Jesus Christ, man, boy before fucking hell. Like, I don't need for that like and uh you come up the roundabout, you smashed that the side of somebody. It was a coine. Oh young coine, young coin driving it, beans, and now you wind doing my windy, I goes, that's if it fucking happens, you fucking idiot. Brilliant. I would have been much better. I would have been much better. Bonnie, Bonnie the the couple come out of the car again, and they were out of the car the time we got there, and the boy's face man. Violent just female hanker. But can it festive?
SPEAKER_06There were only been four or five cars I hid you in that road.
SPEAKER_09I would come up over the windows, I just missed it. But I think fitted, I was trying to work out if it had happened. I think he was he was on the outside to go straight on. She'd come up the inside and try to get out of front, but he boy had held his line and she just went straight into side.
SPEAKER_10Like you say, looking at she was a wifey.
SPEAKER_09So she was fucking she was parked kind of wasn't that like she you couldn't have moved a car. Car. The boy was stopped and left. That blame hand, but she was still overing either side, blocking off the trafficking. Move your fucking car again. Go and move over to hard shoulder or something like that. Again, so she teen about 30 seconds, 30 seconds. I was getting mere and mere belt. That's why obviously the passenger side because Katie was the driving wound doing it when they was driving the van. Aye. I was a bit of a CD. Of course I've got it. I drove home like that.
SPEAKER_06Of course, I forgot about that. Sorry.
SPEAKER_03Aye. Aye. Some folk in the roads. There's no need for it, isn't it? No.
SPEAKER_09I set it to 50. Do you? Fuck hell, must he? He's taking liberties, isn't he?
SPEAKER_06Pure tough anybody knows.
SPEAKER_10DY53, it's massed. 63.
SPEAKER_09And then come back to my story about I didn't feel like I was summing off of my bike. Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_07My fucking cassette was loose. Get it back.
SPEAKER_09I can't I was summing it right back. I needed so I I used to that's why I said the shed, because I needed the Shinamo key for tightening it up. But I was wanting out, so I phoned Gary after I phoned you. Oh aye, up you come again.
SPEAKER_06I was gonna phone you bark, just say go in and tell Lisa to look in the shed for you, and I'd have told you exactly if it was, but I never answered.
SPEAKER_09So I went up to Gary and I it was fairly loose, like so. I was just wondering if that was the problem. Like was marking a hood and rattling noise, your gear changes.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, gear changes were fine.
SPEAKER_09Weird. But it was mere moving up and down rather than side to side, yeah. Garays' urine was pretty bad once.
SPEAKER_06I was I said you had a bad ean. I couldn't get to fucking I kept on doing it. I couldn't get to tighten it.
SPEAKER_09But then I was out last night in the front of the rail, I was rubbing the chain a bit, so I need to fucking index them. But it's pretty easy to do in the DI2. Just nod your head. Like you can. I've been looking at their bikes, I kinda do that like that. Especially that in America, you could go dits with the bikes. Oh, just I kinda get a waffle collagen's like.
SPEAKER_06See the new Scott foil. Oh my goodness.
SPEAKER_09I want that fucking Pagaccha freight uh cockpit came with the V.
SPEAKER_06Oh, it's lovely. Cockpit.
SPEAKER_09Oh fuck you.
SPEAKER_061415. Too much. Too much.
SPEAKER_09Aye, for it is collagenago, aye.
SPEAKER_06Oh yeah, who are you looking at a new Scott File?
SPEAKER_09If I won a lottery, that's the first thing I would buy.
SPEAKER_06Oh aye. I'd be dying in a judging.
SPEAKER_09Aye.
SPEAKER_06Then a Savelo S5.
SPEAKER_09The Jura S Canyon Van der Pool.
SPEAKER_06Aye. I'd also that new Scott Foyle I've been speaking about, and I'd also probably a BMC time machine. Aye. Oh day, a Raleigh Grifter. You're leaving up on a hell with that.
SPEAKER_09Mike, you'd need other help you can get up a hell. Grifters. Mountain bikes, but you say left in the dust than the grifters. On the flat.
SPEAKER_03Mountain bike used to get a lower kind of gear ratio, so you kinda when you're going up a hell on a mountain bike, it's deep at the back guy.
SPEAKER_06Aye, but a dinner plate in the advancement.
SPEAKER_09Too much resistance in the tires. Ah yeah, it's big time. I think I'm doing hell. Well, on the flat.
SPEAKER_06On the flat.
SPEAKER_09The amount of work you did to keep up with a roadback.
SPEAKER_06Road bike would go up a hell quicker than a mountain bike. Easy. No matter if it gradient.
SPEAKER_09Aye. Well depends if I was on it. But as aye, the bike its bike itself. Aye. But the same watts.
SPEAKER_06Aye.
SPEAKER_09Your road bike sitting go up quicker.
SPEAKER_05Mock a truth then this week. Can a road bike go quicker?
SPEAKER_01The mark of truth.
SPEAKER_06I must go with ours. I'll go. So if you're a single man living by yourself. No, it doesn't. Alright, carry on. What does it mean? What's it, Markie? No, you're a single man.
SPEAKER_03You're buying a cell-uh. Yeah, it means you're single then? Aye. If you're a single man binding with somebody else, it doesn't mean you're single. Aye. Single man.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, but you was just about to start arguing from there. Single man. He was right. Why jump down? He was employing just because you're bidding your cell, you're single. That's what he was employing.
SPEAKER_09Is it acceptable to to finish a sentence? Finish somebody else's sentence and get it completely wrong. No.
SPEAKER_00Never.
SPEAKER_09Never.
SPEAKER_06It's not acceptable to finish folk sentences even if you're right. Well anyway. Single man.
SPEAKER_05Single man works at a bar.
SPEAKER_03A Russian bar. Vorkner was a picture that was.
SPEAKER_06Single man living by yourself. Is it acceptable to have only one each item in your house? So one TV, one chair, one bed, one plate. One fork barn, one for one fork, one knife. One knife. One toothbrush.
SPEAKER_03Well cutlery, you buy a set. You buy a set. Five plates and three bowls and you might go at a buffet and take a fork knife henfe.
SPEAKER_06Alright. Plate.
SPEAKER_09But fork him room. You one mug. You want to share a cup of coffee with me?
SPEAKER_06I wouldn't be offering, would you? So I find an excuse now to offer.
SPEAKER_09I say no because it's totally like you're new, you can't uh host anybody in your house. So if your mum comes room, you get a sit in the flea or she gets a sit in the fleer?
SPEAKER_06She comes room to me. I'm quite comfortable in my chair.
SPEAKER_09You can't offer her anything? Because you've only got one tea bug. Unless you share it. It's mate. One granular sugar.
SPEAKER_05No no. How far have we got? One sheet of bullet paper. One bowl. Bless me, it's not used two sheets. Wipe the right white.
SPEAKER_06One towel.
SPEAKER_10I kinda I lived my aim for a long, long time, and I had next to fuck all of my house in my flat in Clarement Street.
SPEAKER_06Just I mean for now, but basic basis. Number eleven church.
SPEAKER_07You bet in there yourself before Lisa moved in. Was she? I don't mind her. I always thought Lisa was you got a house together?
SPEAKER_06No. My house.
SPEAKER_09So you didn't have one eye though.
SPEAKER_06No, no, no, no, but I just used one eye. Aye aye. Again, it was the same plate I used in.
SPEAKER_09Same mug.
SPEAKER_06Same mugs.
SPEAKER_03So when you change your bed and do you wash your bed and put it back on? Back on the same day.
SPEAKER_09You need two at least.
SPEAKER_06No, no, I'm saying I I did hit two.
SPEAKER_09Aye. But you could do it. This is why it's unacceptable, is it? It's not practical.
SPEAKER_06I'm thinking it is practical. Nah.
SPEAKER_09One TV's fine. One TV's fine. But nay, like a like a sofa, you'd hear a sofa, can you hear a couple of a two seater? Yeah, a two seater and a three-seater or four though.
SPEAKER_10In case folks can root. What's going on round?
SPEAKER_06Well you I'm not coming round.
SPEAKER_09We come root your house in that. I mean you was in there New Year or something. Aye, but what is? We say that house at New Year, eh? Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Girl bust the boy's car mouth and he fell in a bonnet.
SPEAKER_03That's right, aye. Ah, yeah, you go. Just to go round yours and watch the the boy mine. I swear. Boy. Why not? So you go.
SPEAKER_06Is it acceptable?
SPEAKER_09If you go to shop, would you buy one banana and one a bottle?
SPEAKER_03No, no, I'd buy my five bananas for a while. If you had a PlayStation would just hit one controller. You need to have two controllers.
SPEAKER_06What would you need to do? To play a before. Well, you could come round and set the flare, I suppose.
SPEAKER_09If you've purchased your first house and you've got a mortgage, it's time to pack a wade PlayStation. 100%.
SPEAKER_06I've na I've never owned a games console.
SPEAKER_10Never had a going on Games Console in my life.
SPEAKER_06Since I was 18.
SPEAKER_10Alright.
SPEAKER_06Boy, you're a grown man playing. I'm not playing PlayStation.
SPEAKER_09Unless it's Covid, it's alright. Covid station. Covid. You've got to pass it COVID. Why?
SPEAKER_03For me. Boy.
SPEAKER_06Bored to tears now.
SPEAKER_03I know, I I not against folk D gaming and stuff like that. I wouldn't have D. I've done it against them either. I enjoyed nothing against them. I like playing. I like gaming against other folk. As in sitting next to my plane playing FIFA or something like that. I wouldn't have set and play myself and de likes uh modern warfare and stuff like that. You wouldn't sit and play yourself. I do at noon again, but lines at work. But modern warfare and all that kind of stuff.
SPEAKER_09Minecraft and all that kind of crap. Is it is it acceptable to make friends with strangers on holiday? Yes. Yes. No. I thought you'd be a note. I know. I'm surprised. No, no, no.
SPEAKER_06Fucking.
SPEAKER_03I do.
SPEAKER_10I've been misconstrued up for a certain type of company in Holday.
SPEAKER_03No. Phil Straken kind of fellowship. And then keep in touch with him and shit.
SPEAKER_09No. No, no, no. Find our social media page and fuck it up.
SPEAKER_07We've been still be in touch with him 20 years later. Oh man, we were in Turkey together. I couldn't have thinking about it.
SPEAKER_03No. We was in Turkey a few times and folk have added us on Facebook and we've kind of met and sad, is it? Actually, their point of view, I wouldn't go and search for them and add them. They added us. You can't just ignore it, can you?
SPEAKER_06So you accepted a friend's request?
SPEAKER_03Aye.
unknownThere you go.
SPEAKER_06Sorry.
SPEAKER_03Culpable. Oh accepted a friend's request for a fucking uh Turkish taxi driver. So you just accept on a request. Marco ticks his away. But you can get on really well with folks. You didn't it with the boyfriend rugby player boy, did you? Down. I did we create the tickets for Hillboy.
SPEAKER_09He's a stranger, I can't fly with. Aye.
SPEAKER_10Boyfriend Liverpool. Aye, so I got your tickets for the Scotland game. So me and Craig, a good crack.
SPEAKER_03It's different if it's just yourselves too and a couple. Aye. But the next day you want to go for lunch together and stuff like that. No. It would be just a case of it. Oh, is that too far? It's too far. That's like mucking friends though, isn't it? You can muck friends in the pub or when you see them at nights and stuff like that.
SPEAKER_09You boys aren't just speaking about yapping to somebody. That's different for making friends. The question was, is it acceptable to make friends with strangers on holiday?
unknownNo.
SPEAKER_04But you have.
SPEAKER_03They technically think that I'm their friends. They've bait them their friends, but ask you to be their friend and you've said yes.
SPEAKER_05Yes, let's be friends.
SPEAKER_10That's a fact. That's fine.
SPEAKER_06I'm fine with that. See all that caper. Ken's holding the kids are poly within the kids. And oh it's their mum and dad across here and you're looking. Just no. Just dunno even come across.
SPEAKER_09You try and make him a I conduct and think they think it's alright to come over and spic.
unknownNah.
SPEAKER_09And then you end up spicking him and you're about four nights in and you still deck in their name, and by that time you can't ask.
SPEAKER_03About the what the the mither's topless and you didn't it's the mither. And you'll be iron her up all the time at a pool, then she comes over and starts speaking to you because it's the the kids are poly, would you? No. Just sit and look at her next day at the pool.
SPEAKER_06Don't need the spectral.
SPEAKER_09I got that is that awkward though, if there's some bathing topless and they start speaking to you. Like your f your eyes. You've got to fucking concentrate. You can't a wife's looking at you to see if you look at them. That's when you put on the aviator shades again.
SPEAKER_03That's when it'd be awkward because we spoke about a four. If you're pals, it'd be awkward, but if you're near pals, I think it'd be awkward too.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, I agreed.
SPEAKER_06I think it would be awkward, don't you?
SPEAKER_03No.
SPEAKER_06No.
SPEAKER_03Have you made pals?
SPEAKER_09You have. You have. Well, uh, we in Turkey uh we'd I was a couple of couples through, and we like uh got on pretty well with them, to be honest. How well? How well? Aye, we zoot every night for supper. It was me, wife, Dewey, his wife, and uh Frank was it shocked out. He did unbelievable impressions, man. It was fucking worth just mucking paws with close your eyes. You could do a Liam Nissan Ken, I will find you, I will kill you. You left a message from uh phone, can I phone numbers? Phone numbers, Facebook's button.
SPEAKER_10Phone numbers, that's a proper pub.
SPEAKER_09That's fucking that's a real pub. There were rugby lads though, Ken, they weren't they were so rugby they hated Fitma. Like, dude, no time for Fitma.
SPEAKER_06So what are you what are you speaking on?
SPEAKER_09Uh just it was a rugged laugh.
SPEAKER_06You've been sucked down by the holiday keeper, have you?
SPEAKER_09Better kids in me as age of the biggest.
SPEAKER_10I've been sucked in by the holdy keeper.
SPEAKER_06You have you're a mixer. I can, but nay and holder. See if I'm in Holdy with my family. I'm spending time with my family.
SPEAKER_03Fuck up deals. See if Mars was in America, he'd be a part of a commune, would he? Fucking cult. I'd be easily led in the street. Oh, I'd be sucked in. I suck straight out the winkle.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, man. Thank you.
SPEAKER_06He'd be the one of the heat honchos guy recruiting folk and I think. No, and if for me, I'm on holiday with my my missus and my family. Just oh shit, leave my beach.
SPEAKER_03You have to be open though. You get on with some characters about abroad and stuff like that, and you do hate good laughs with them. Um yeah.
SPEAKER_09It's funny because like I I always feel like uh within two minutes I can if I get on with somebody or this is not happening.
SPEAKER_03He's just hot straight away, did you?
SPEAKER_09Er can't I don't mind how it even happened. It just happened naturally. I think your wife started spiking. Women and then the men they're like get into that couple ours, and they start to spicy.
SPEAKER_03Time as a woman that started off, is it? Usually, yeah.
SPEAKER_06See, that's what Vegas is good. Never bumping the same folk twice.
SPEAKER_03Is that right?
SPEAKER_06Aye, aye, it's magic.
SPEAKER_10Aye.
SPEAKER_06So you sit table hen and use, use the fog at your way, then you'll never see him again.
SPEAKER_02Aye.
SPEAKER_03Perfect. Um my mug of truth is Is it possible to piss your own skid marks off while you're hearing shit? Aye So you're sitting doing thinking about it the other day, Mike. You're sitting doing and you hear shit and you look round, oh fucking made it up and you just push it round. Push it room and sp wash it off yourself. Is that acceptable?
SPEAKER_06Think when you're younger, you it's a possibility, but your the power diminishes, I think, a wee bit. Yeah, I need a lot of power though if you can get fresh. If it's a day like your nay, no it's a bit of precision to tuck it down.
SPEAKER_09Aye. And by the time you've are the shits out and you've made a mark, piss is gone. You've pissed out.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_03You hold on, you're pissed, shite, and then piss. No, I I shite, then maybe a few dribbles come out, then sometimes then I hear me or piss.
SPEAKER_07Aye. That does not work for me. Doesn't it?
SPEAKER_03Piss comes out first and then a shite. Aye.
SPEAKER_06No. It kind of depends if you're squeezing on it.
SPEAKER_03Okay then. If I if I want a shit, I I need a shit, I'll go for a shit. Then a shit first and piss comes. Then it piss is kind of continues after the shit.
SPEAKER_06I think I'm Urusing Mike. It piss definitely comes first.
SPEAKER_09I don't think I've ever tried it yet.
SPEAKER_03I did it last week and I thought that's impressive. I've never tried it. So are you pushing your cock back to one hand for the base? Tuck it ruined one side of the bar and just buy a brush, like I would do a brush, but I just thought, ah, I'm pissing to snooze. Your thumb, get a little off. Get a bash and see how it works.
SPEAKER_06Come on, shit.
SPEAKER_03Ah, it's weird, like. Just thought I'd try. So is it acceptable? No. Other things you try in the lavie like. Other things I try and live. How was it again used to put a sponge in between the toilet seats mine? Is that somebody who can mine used to put a sponge in between a toilet seat in the toilet and shaggy toilet seat. Shaggy.
SPEAKER_09Somebody used to shag a toilet seat with a side. I've never heard of it. Definitely never heard that because I would have minded art would have been ingrained in the mind forever and a day. That's one of them with the Ryobi, is it?
SPEAKER_07Kev Gen Danny with the Ryobi. Again, Sandy Shags the toilet.
SPEAKER_03Spongy toilet shaggy. So Nebby's tried out. I thought about uh fits better a loud fart in a quiet room or a fit mugs of truth.
SPEAKER_06You went rogue again?
SPEAKER_03No. Well you've got pretty lack of action there if we had a question like so I just thought Is it acceptable to hear shit mug of truth and then try again?
SPEAKER_09No. You've got to wallow in that all week and come back and be better next week. You need up your mug of truth game. That was anybody like pissing up your shit.
SPEAKER_06Still shit shitting and sitting down.
SPEAKER_09That's very niche. Too niche. If you said if I tried that apart for you.
SPEAKER_06If you leave a skid mark on the pawn for a day, how long did it talk to piss off? How many pissers do I get?
SPEAKER_03That's a better question. I'll edit it out at least. Nah. No, no, no.
SPEAKER_06If you go to a public lobby and it's just a mark out there, woohoo.
SPEAKER_09You get a lash for a week. If you try to piss it off, oh it's been on there a long time.
SPEAKER_06And that's not happening in your house. Should be no skid marks left in your house.
SPEAKER_03Nope. But sometimes when you flush and you you clean it, you think it's cleaned and still bits at the bottom. How's that happening?
SPEAKER_09Ken, like you're like right at the bottom of the you think it hits the water momentum. It it hits it so hard, it goes down and scrapes me in the bottom.
SPEAKER_06Some heavyweight shit that you m that's a dents.
SPEAKER_09I've never understood you got in a like a fucking building side box and that shit right up the back, right up the near hitting the seat.
SPEAKER_03It's like it's shit, like horizontal seat fasting.
SPEAKER_07I'd understand that.
SPEAKER_03If I wasn't was it using the train toilet and there was near shit I was shit on the seat. Hi, on top of the seat, like a wee bit of shit.
SPEAKER_07I've the idea.
SPEAKER_03Some people are rough like animals. Animals, let's piss it off. Fit of fantasy fitback this weekend. We'll do the top five of that. In fifth position, Ryan Spencer roll the dice two zero nine one. In fourth position, Keith Clark, upper position, uh Kinder and Buemo, two zero nine two. In third position down is Keith Robertson, Robo Raiders 2102. In second position, Peter McIntosh 2108. And in first position still, Mitchell Gray, FC Mitch, 2125. Mitch has been in top for a long time, is he? When have he's gonna get down Arsenal and get knocked off? Well he's closed the gap. Yes, indeed. So in terms of is it catchable, doable, but captain to be played or I'm not 100% sure, but Mitch. You can have fit you've got left, like you know what it tells you at the bottom, is it? Is it? How do I? Not a clue.
SPEAKER_09So we'll see how it goes. If it's a list of you yeah, just the players in a list.
SPEAKER_03So that's the top five. Um weeks to go. We'll see how we get on with that. Good money for first position, middle. Good stuff. Buy me a coffee this week. Let's go for it.
SPEAKER_09Alright, lads, love the pod. Mugger truth for you. Is it acceptable for your wife to lick her plate clean after supper? It's next acceptable in my opinion, but I'm for inch and she's for Huntley, so that probably explains a lot what McKenna. You think? You can't be doing that. Nah, look at female. Nah. Actually, your d only person's allowed you out is your dad.
SPEAKER_10Wifey's gonna do that.
SPEAKER_09No. That's unacceptable for a female.
SPEAKER_06So you're in house.
SPEAKER_09The liquor plate clean. I he did it. I for some reason I had the restaurant in my head, but I could be in a hoose. In a hoose is fair. Nah even in a house. Nah. No. I wouldn't be. Goodness. It's rockin' off.
SPEAKER_10It's rockin' off, innit? You like a plate? Nah. Never.
SPEAKER_03Never like that plate.
SPEAKER_06Never like a plate. Oh. I sometimes use my finger. Loafs first. Loaf.
SPEAKER_09Yeah, good swell. Can I scrape off a loaf with gravy? Oh, I would like tuck a soup. Gravy with loafy bullshit. Super bowl. Can I last the soup and rock it enough? Like in a plate for a female. Aye, can I never pray for that? Nah. That's divorceable. Fit digit, in my opinion, but I'm for inch and she's for Huntley. Huntley.
SPEAKER_10Huntley. Proper tutor.
SPEAKER_03She likes our met. She likes our met. Used to lick a windy's in Huntley, now they're not. I'm a note. I'm an eye. Ah, please yourself. Each of their own. Each of their own. Oh, my favourite couples back, Alex Stewart and Sam Bell. Bought us two coffees from his three-outing.
SPEAKER_06Don't know what happened with my name last week, but it was me who bought the and wore the polo. Polo.
SPEAKER_03Mine the Ian was gun driving range as well.
SPEAKER_06Oh I honestly could not believe I was getting slandered for it. Cheers, lads. Sam was on it from last time and and the name didn't change. So take two for the confusion.
SPEAKER_03Cheers, Alex. Cheers, Alex. Cheers, Alex. Andy Brown's bought his four coffees.
SPEAKER_10Alright, lads. First of all, we'd like to say love the pod, coffee filler, the lot of you, as you make my offshore trips a lot more fun in my downtime. I've actually met Dunk in Foundry one time, but Nick Louvre that we were speaking about probably that's it. That it's a shame. Marcy is a hun, a very sound one, I might add. Mugger truth, is it acceptable to say that every team in Premier League right now in 2026 is a player that could have played in the Real Madrid team during Galacticos era? Would love to know what you think of the outrageous statement from one of the boys in my group chat. Quite frankly, he's been threatened with a lifetime ban from all the football-related charts in the future. That is a ridiculous statement.
SPEAKER_09Every Premier League club. No chance. That's uh there's no way a loo a wool or anybody wolves could go and add Galacticos team.
SPEAKER_10There's probably maybe five or six teams. There's no none. Galacto. Galacticos, none. You tend to go to the city.
SPEAKER_09I think we should maybe save that for off-season.
SPEAKER_06Near every team, okay. Guarantee it's near every team.
SPEAKER_03Well, look at that for off-season then. Okay. Well Galacticos here, so that's a Sidanian.
SPEAKER_09Aye, like that's Roberto Carlos and Sidul, Nepuliol, uh Ramos. Yeah.
SPEAKER_10Ramos.
SPEAKER_06Ica Casillas and Golf. Roberto Carlos.
SPEAKER_10Beckham. Ronaldo R9.
SPEAKER_03Raul McMahon. That is. Michael Owen. Outrageous, yeah. Definitely outrageous. Wild statement. But cheers, Andy Farratt. Name me. Steve Mack was it? Is it I'm just thought it would change. I'm sure it's changed it back to his original name.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, hell okay.
SPEAKER_03Read it out and then we'll say if that's fair.
SPEAKER_09Is it acceptable to miss the first round of the lads' annual golf trip? Mrs. says two rounds is enough, and I should miss round one on Saturday morning to take her for brunch before joining the lads for the afternoon and Sunday's round. Not even sure if I'm allowed a beer yet, will ask permission at brunch. And that's Fay. David Christie. David Christie. David Christie.
SPEAKER_06Well, you can't think he does, didn't he? He sits in the corner while he watches his wife get bumped. Aye. She's a cug.
SPEAKER_09She's a cugled. Fucking wife.
SPEAKER_06Missing a large trip. Because you've to talk her for the biggest.
SPEAKER_09She's almost that's enough. Two rounds is enough. Weak.
SPEAKER_06Asking if I can hear a beer.
SPEAKER_09So so they're having three rounds from the raw, but she says no. Two rounds is enough. Is enough.
SPEAKER_03Honestly. Is it a wife? Mr. Sunny. Ah yes. Mrs. Two rounds is enough. That's a key word.
SPEAKER_10Two rounds is enough.
SPEAKER_09Not too rough and two chocolate bars are enough.
SPEAKER_10That's enough.
SPEAKER_09Honestly.
SPEAKER_06I'd be embarrassed to put that in.
SPEAKER_09I wouldn't fit you thinking, Dave. Dave, come on. You're just gone on away. No.
SPEAKER_10That's what I was thinking, or was it the locus keeping a Dave Christie?
SPEAKER_06David Christie was a Logus.
SPEAKER_03Aye, aye, aye. Could be Hamlet. You're talking a hit for the wife. You're just gonna do three runes of golf and you can't.
SPEAKER_10You're dealing with the consequences when you get back.
SPEAKER_06Fucking telling you you're not allowed to play three. And then have you stuck?
SPEAKER_09And of course, two rounds are enough. Of course I'll take you for course. And I will not be drinking.
SPEAKER_03I'm too old for that. Let's look at it now. Miss the first round that lads annual golf trip. But why is a wife's sweet? Oh, that's what I was thinking, huh?
SPEAKER_09It's a lad's annual golf trip. Why is she there?
SPEAKER_10Why is she there? There's a lot of fucking So she's targing along, eh? She's ruined the biggest.
SPEAKER_09She's also there to keep an eye.
SPEAKER_06She's ruined a hang for an hour.
SPEAKER_10She's sitting in the corner of the bar looking at the boys in a carry-on gun. Oh, I'm not sure.
SPEAKER_06I mean all your mates are now disliking you because of her.
SPEAKER_03Yep. The kind of kind of wife that probably had two courses at a wedding. Aye.
SPEAKER_06Aye. Oh two's enough. Two's enough. Two's enough to be a few.
SPEAKER_03We're needing three courses at a wedding.
SPEAKER_06Why did your family need to come to the wedding?
SPEAKER_03This is a problem, isn't it? We need flags and all like that. I bet he was going to buy us three or four coffees, but she's still happened to buy one.
SPEAKER_06And she thinks we're all share it. You think she thinks we're all gonna be on her side.
SPEAKER_03But thanks for the coffee, David. I do and hope you had you and the wife had a lovely holiday.
SPEAKER_06Hope you enjoyed your brunch and your two rounds of golf.
SPEAKER_03Mrs.
SPEAKER_09says two rounds is enough. It's never enough. You can never get enough sport. No. Never like if you went in a cycling holiday. Oh, you're there for five days just cycling. Three days or not.
SPEAKER_05Five days solid.
SPEAKER_09The rest day you're day in one day off, only 50 miles a day.
SPEAKER_06Aye.
SPEAKER_09Because you've pushed it out of four.
SPEAKER_06You've had too much drinking out of four. Oh no.
SPEAKER_03Honestly. Well, thanks to have these put us a coffee. Thanks, man. Very much appreciate it. Texas scramble updates. We're just waiting for the last confirmed teams. We'll get our the emails sent across to our captains and stuff like that to get our hand filled in for the day. Raffle prizes, as is mentioned previously. We've reached out the Highland League Club's got some prizes back for them, which is very much appreciated.
SPEAKER_09Go on their Facebook page and Foom It Up.
SPEAKER_03We'll get them live seen as well.
SPEAKER_06So if you're coming up, some good prizes for yours to pen and uh drawing them on the day to fit us.
SPEAKER_03We'll date on it Tuesday maybe afterwards. But well I accept on raffles, so um if you've got on anything you want to add to the raffle, it would be much appreciated. We raised two and a half thousand last year. So we say we're gonna beat it. So did he something to beat it this year? Yeah, we'll try to do it. Uh but it's only three weeks in Friday, so we're praying for the weather. How do you for us? Praying. We found Russell Brandon. Maybe Russell's gonna church on a Sunday. Plans are this week, lads.
SPEAKER_07If it's happening this weekend, I think. Life's out on Sunday, so I'll be out on Saturday and again. Can I brief and say a few beers on Sunday? Ah, I'll go for a few beers. Sunday.
SPEAKER_06Monday night, John back at three, Sunday afternoon.
SPEAKER_09Might go for a few beers on Sunday. I'm off at golf. I'll wait to check with the wife. No, no, but's enough. Two's enough, two's enough. Two pints are enough. Two rooms are enough. I do room to be twenty boys. No way sheds paying for that room. Pying for the first room when there's two or so.
SPEAKER_06I can just get one room. Two boys.
SPEAKER_09I'm the else that's done.
SPEAKER_03I've had it, I've bought my bought my room. It's all done because Friday night.
SPEAKER_10I've got works night and Thursday night, so a few beers on Thursday night for me, yeah.
SPEAKER_09Rangers uh hearts are on a Monday. Monday night. Of course, that's the day off, isn't it?
SPEAKER_03Fitch your plans for a Scotland game in neighbor day and you got to go to the Ian that's doing in the the Shoreporters can I see not looked yet.
SPEAKER_06Sixteen hundred folk kind of sold the tickets before you got permission. Did he?
SPEAKER_03Yes. Good stuff, well lads. Have a good week. Take it easy. Bye bye bye bye.
SPEAKER_00No me moleste mosquito. No me moleste mosquito. No me moleste mosquito. Why don't you go? No me moleste mosquito. Let me eat my burrito. No me moleste mosquito. Why don't you go home?