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welcome back to another edition of real news. I'm denny caballero, and with me today is I'm liam cogan boy. A lot of great news heading into this amazing fourth of july weekend. Top of mind the Diddy Files. The Diddy case acquitted the most horrendous charges Bracketeering and what was the other one? Slutting Conspiracy to make bad music. What was it?
Speaker 2:Ooh, yeah, yes.
Speaker 1:Low blow there for Diddy, but I digress.
Speaker 2:Which I'm sure he would appreciate from a couple of studs. You know, the shitty thing from all of this has been the realization. So have you seen? Get Him to the Greek. Yes, 100% Did you watch that movie and go dude. Diddy must be so cool.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Was I the only one who watched that movie and was like, dude Diddy is probably so cool, like he was so funny in this movie. Yeah, and then you find out that this persona of kind of being like a little bit of a creep and like the whole mind fuck shit, like that's. That was, that was for real Dude.
Speaker 1:There's oh my God, there's been so many great clips where you're just like, holy shit, this dude's off his rocker. How did off as rocker? How do we miss this? Worse than, uh, bill cosby. Um, but I was in the camp. I was in the camp that I thought surely there's no way this dude is going to see the light of day. I thought it was like all hands on deck, they're gonna throw everything at this dude and he's going to jail forever. And everybody all the celebrities were in it were quickly coming out of the woodwork with their, with their ditty stories. But we just we were just talking about this like and I can get it if you like went to one ditty party and you're like, oh my god, it was so bad, I was ashamed, but you're coming out of the woodwork after being there for one, two, three, four, 17 fucking years I was co-author's judge.
Speaker 1:I was in the right mind frame from 2010 until 2020. What year is it? 2025. We're living.
Speaker 2:It took me a minute to dial in. I didn't know what was happening. I was drugged. Well, but why were you drugged when the you accepted the evite and rsvp'd yes for the 30th time, no, after, after round one. Like you think about this this in terms of, like normal people, shit, like I'm almost certain anyone who's going to be listening to this, who's in the civilian sector, especially military people, have transitioned out people. It's a little uncomfortable. Maybe you have a drink of whiskey at home or if you're sober, you just kind of, you know, maybe contemplate having half a gummy and you're like, all right, I'm gonna go meet some people. I don't know them already. I have like this weird social anxiety about it. Whatever I'm gonna go do, it is this.
Speaker 1:That, like this, can't be the same, you know it's gonna take a little bit of this molly to get the lizard, just a little, I don't want to waste this opportunity, just go.
Speaker 2:You know you should go, just go.
Speaker 1:It's like this isn't that, it's going to open so many doors for me.
Speaker 2:Listen, you're not showing up to a party where they're doing a lubricated slide, where people are butt naked standing over it on tp styles and you go through the ladder and they're all pissing on your face and on sean diddy comes face. You are not going there just like I am going to blast the fuck off after this. Like this shit I'm working on is about to fucking go to the moon. How could? How is like, how do we feel bad for these fucking people?
Speaker 1:Seriously Like I just want to understand how like Ashton Kutcher is not catching any sort of like heat from this. He's been at every Diddy party Like to the point where he's like in every every exhibit To the court case.
Speaker 2:Exhibit A Jackie come on.
Speaker 1:Here's Kelso, I mean Mr Kutcher. It's like a ribbon cutting ceremony.
Speaker 2:For his like temp time. Like Mr Kutcher, fantastic seeing seeing you here these anal beads are made of pure gold, insert them now.
Speaker 2:Now is when you'll put them in. It's like, okay, I, I like you, know you always hear these stories in, like hollywood people come out later and talk about like their life, and I'm sure you know that being a shia labeouf style guy gives you, or like a Drake and Josh right. They gives you a very, very twisted sense of reality where, if these kids are showing up and all they've ever known is like networking in very creepy, seedy ways, yeah, sure, I have sympathy for you. However, if you're an adult and you go a bunch, guess what bud it's on?
Speaker 1:you. Yeah, you can't come out of the woodwork and become one of these tell alls and be like oh my god, I was a victim. Dude 17 times. Do you have like you? You have a picture on the wall saying best guest. You have a picture on your wall saying best guest the only person I feel bad for is the kid from even Stevens. Do you remember beans? Beans wasn't there was did they make?
Speaker 2:you say beans?
Speaker 1:Who do you think was Looting up all those?
Speaker 2:feets. Oh my god, dude, they just put them in a little piggy trough With people's feet and balls in it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, everybody knows P Diddy had a weird thing For kid TV. Stars White kids in TV. So yeah, poor beans.
Speaker 2:Everyone knows that that's crazy. That's a crazy thing for everyone to know about you crazy full circle just connecting all those dots just just something that everyone knows, even testified he's like 40 something did he fucking you dude? He's so ugly now too. That must have been so revolting.
Speaker 1:Next, the prosecution would Like to call up Mr Tobias Beans, they made me eat Beans off their feet.
Speaker 2:Dude, give me a fucking break. I'll say this, though, and it's weird how the whole thing centers around his chick cassie right like his, his, his girlfriend is the main source of information for all this. Yeah, and it's like, okay, I get it, like so many people talk about monstrous people keeping you in their circle, not letting you escape, but the fact that, like you listen, I'm not trying to downplay people being trapped in a shitty situation, no, however, we've all seen the video, the hotel video.
Speaker 1:That shit is fuck.
Speaker 2:That's nine ways a sunday wild right, she's getting absolutely attacked, but why? Now you know, like, why not? And here's the other thing when she was with her current husband and they have kids, yeah, they, she was going back that's the crazy part.
Speaker 1:So, like I understand, you escaped that'd be like fucking escaping Auschwitz.
Speaker 2:And then the train got to where you wanted to go, you picked up some of your shit and you took it back.
Speaker 1:I understand this is deeply like rooted in, like psychological trauma and going back to your, your abuser. But the text messages did not help. It did not help. Holy shit, listen if your new husband is on. What Come on?
Speaker 2:Please.
Speaker 2:I don't know man and listen like in some regard, and I can say that this is a reality for a lot of people. Sometimes there's a thin line between abuse and then new fetish, especially for children. You get abused in a certain way and then you're ashamed of it for your whole life, but now it's fetishized for you. I think that's truly what the definition of the word fetish should be. It's something that you're into but like generally ashamed of. Yeah, I'm sure it's not, especially not in today's society. But you're talking about, like my new fetish because I loved doing drugs with my ex-boyfriend and going down a slip and slide of famous people and having them fart and pee on me is I don't know, I don't know how to get that back.
Speaker 1:I don't understand the fascination.
Speaker 2:I mean, I think at this point we should also pull up, like the whole time we're talking about this woman, cassie Ventura, I think the whole time we should have a picture of her husband up in a chair. No, he looks like a gay lizard. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1:Cuck boy, one of those birthday hats in the corner. Just sit there and watch. Sit there and watch.
Speaker 2:Well, yeah, but like not you know what it probably was, is it there? So here's the bed, okay, and for any of you listening, too bad, you got to go check out the YouTube or something else. But here's the bed, all right. And Cassie and this dude with absolutely a hammer of a penis are getting it on His name, is the Punisher. He hammer of a penis are getting it on his name. Right here is the punisher. The punisher, she's, she's getting punished. And then right here is is diddy or no? No, no, right here is the husband, yeah, and then behind him and a share of his own is diddy, and diddy's not cranking, he's not cranking down it's he's.
Speaker 2:He's cucksepting himself, it's cuckexception he's.
Speaker 1:I don't just want to watch. I want to watch you, as you're watching your wife with the punisher he is.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he doesn't give a shit about casting the punisher. He wants to jerk to the actual cucking of the cock it's and he's not just so many psychological. It's about that dude beating it right in front of him.
Speaker 1:He just wants to know just how ashamed and sad he is, and that's what gets him off. Well, dude, I mean yeah really that's.
Speaker 2:That's why, like when we, when we boil this whole thing down and so many people are like outraged, it's like dude, you're talking about the one percent of america going to parties, doing drugs and doing absolutely weird shit to each other and it's only interesting to you because you know their names. If you didn't know their names and they were just like people with tens of millions of dollars which, generally speaking, we don't know, the people with tens of millions of dollars, we know some of them with hundreds and we know the billionaires. Sometimes, if they were just tens of millionaires running around there who are way richer than any of us and they were having crazy weird sex parties, it'd be like a local rumor, but it wouldn't. No one would ever fucking know. Yeah, these are just. You know, they got fucking a good thought experiment is?
Speaker 1:is this right now? Right now, in a majority of large american cities, there is a homeless camp somewhere near you. Hell, I lived in destin for a long time and there was a homeless shanty village right next to our condos I like where this is going. Those same human beings are doing the same thing that diddy and his friends were doing, but it's not appealing to you, because it's all happening in a homeless, fucking disgusting den of stank.
Speaker 2:And instead of champagne, I wanted you to say here's an interesting thought experiment. And you go there and you have two thousand dollars they will do anything for a turkey sandwich yeah right, you have a bag of mcdonald's and it's fresh. What can you accomplish in an hour? Probably fucking solve. We could probably solve climate change and solve every issue imaginable if you had enough warm meals and you just went to a big enough homeless camp dude it was.
Speaker 1:It was crazy how fast homeless people move into like an abandoned area that's thickly wooded. Um yeah, yeah, turn anything to an f? Shack. The point is, these people do the exact same thing on a daily basis and nobody bats an eye or cares no, we're trying to give them more money to do it, so they can have more fun. That's the charity we need. We're not trying to solve homeless people problems.
Speaker 2:We're just trying to encourage them for only nine. Figure out what fucking happens and they go nuclear. We want to make homeless people rich for one year, If you get. If I had one wish like I think about that as like the genie perspective I never would wish for anything because I don't think anything truly given with no effort is valuable to a human being. But if I had a wish right now, it would be that homeless people had all of the rich people money for one fucking year. I would hunker down where I am now and I'd be scared. However, it would be epic, going around just causing chaos. It'd be fucking sick. Oh my god, you'd have crackheads who were billionaires what would they do?
Speaker 1:what would they do? I would argue they might even do something with the money that's kind of productive and helpful, rather than what it's currently being done with it. Um, because we'd be lost like the. You don't think?
Speaker 2:No dude, I think they'd all be dead in an hour. Fair point, you give every single one of them endless money, even the ones who are there because they're schizophrenic. Dudes with that much money are just gonna run around shooting people up. Yeah, you'd have to hunker and you'd have to we'd have to buy stock in fentanyl yeah, well, all that money's going to china, so oh my god, oh man.
Speaker 1:You know, one city I don't want to be in ever is Chicago.
Speaker 2:My God, dude, I mean no, well, I'm not going to say what I was just about to say. But no me neither. My sister and brother-in-law had been living in the Chicago, so now they're in the. Here's the thing they love to talk about how great Chicago is. And then they had a kid. And now where do they live? In the major metropolitan area of Chicago, of course. Why, when you have something that is valuable to you, can you immediately justify moving away from the thing you propose to love?
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, unless it's heroin.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm going to play you a clip and I want you to tell me if it's Iraq or Chicago.
Speaker 2:Alright, I'm going to focus Jesus, fuck, okay. So here's, let me just break it down. So I hear the I what I think is an a10 warthog. Is that right? Yep, yep, okay. So, uh, for viewers who don't know, that is the sexiest platform known to man, your greatest, just just the coolest thing ever, you know, just yeah, she's definitely the chef's kiss of aerial platforms and especially when you hear that shit, you feel good. Now is it chicago?
Speaker 1:it is. That's actually lower east side Chicago. All right, all right, I was worried I was going to be wrong, but there's something about it, I knew I knew that I had to be right.
Speaker 1:Rest in peace. Oh man, it is so volatile it's actually the worst place on earth. I'd rather go back to Afghanistan than visit Chicago, and you cannot make me change my viewpoint, because nothing I mean we have had. Chicago has been on the list of most dangerous places within the United States since I was an adult. It's never dropped out of the top 10. Never.
Speaker 2:Has it ever?
Speaker 1:It's always been violent Never, and we've never done anything to really solve it. Now you can't own firearms in Chicago it is the most gun-free area of the United States and that hasn't solved anything. So that would tell me that that's not the issue. I would say that we're having to address the real issue, which is the culture, the idea that we have to take ownership for our areas and change the way that we view ourselves and our emotional intelligence. And the crime rate is through the roof and it's black on black crime, but nobody wants to talk about that.
Speaker 2:It's such a crazy idea. It's very smart. It's very intelligent. I think it's very smart. It's very intelligent. I think it's the mayor and the governor of Illinois. They are both the most ignorant, ridiculous, fucking people I have ever listened to talk about major issues. If you cannot speak to the issues in your city, why are you governing it? Why are you governing it like if you don't think that that black on black crime is an issue in chicago? Are you high? Yeah, you're insane if that isn't if that's not the major issue.
Speaker 2:Like if you were to open uh so I, I did crunch fitnesses before I started doing what I'm doing now. And if you were to open a crunch fitness and all of the reviews for your place said really nice stuff, really cool, had a blast, was really afraid of getting shot the whole time I was there, would you be like you know what we should look into? Not the gun shit, but let's put a green river in the middle of the gym fucking a bro.
Speaker 2:I've been asking for that for months, thank you, thank god I still feel like I'm gonna get shot, but now the showers spew green water on me and that fixed everything, and that's that's nice that's progress and that that is good life is good.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't know, although I did get shot just a few moments ago.
Speaker 2:I did get shot, still a four out of five, though I don't know, dude.
Speaker 1:Solid four.
Speaker 2:Solid four Bro, do I have news for you.
Speaker 1:Yo please, the Big Beautiful.
Speaker 2:Bill was passed today, being signed tomorrow. It was passed today, it's being signed tomorrow, so that means Snap and Medicaid are taking monster hits. Now, the way people like to describe who's completely, completely out of their depth to speak on this speaks up, but that's the nature of the beast of the Internet. But when you're talking about people who are receiving SNAP payments, some people will lose their payment, but they are being given options to earn these payments. They're asking, I think, for like what is it? It's like 20 hours of work a week, like it could even be volunteer what? And you get everything paid for. So it's like dude.
Speaker 1:I've been saying volunteer programs for a long fucking time Like.
Speaker 2:How do you get more volunteers?
Speaker 1:Yeah, snap, there you go, dude. What about work programs like tradesmen? Like like you can make real good fucking money as a plumber, hvac. Yeah, like dude, you can make serious money. You just have to develop a program, give access to to these individuals. It might not look sexy, but that's the other thing. Like, why do we only only promote certain things in certain genres of music? We don't incentivize and we don't glorify, we don't lift up the average American that's out there working a job like being a plumber dude. I'm glad you bring it up Make good fucking money.
Speaker 2:Electricians. So you're saying certain types of music. I think I've said this before, but I'm so tired of metal always talking about like the patriarchy. It's just like like if I'm listening to metal music and someone's yelling in my ears and the music is super heavy, I want to go hard. I don't want to hear you use the word patriarchy like if you're out there right now and you're designing metal music or you're writing music for metal musicians, which I don't think is the thing bro you gotta roll the catalog back to Pantera.
Speaker 1:You gotta come back to the 90s, brother.
Speaker 2:And, like you know, rage Against the Machine was good, it's Raging Against. They stayed on course they did their own thing. Listen, I don't agree with half the shit they said, but at the time I might have, but it was catchy.
Speaker 1:It was catchy, it was catchy, it was fucking catchy. And when you listen to it you're like, oh fuck, I am 100% against this shit. What was I thinking?
Speaker 2:Oh, and for any of the Killswitch Engage fans, if you've been waiting for the coming back of the band, the coming together. So, denny, if you're not tracking on this, coming Lots, the coming. The lead vocalist of Killswitch Engage. The lead vocalist of Kill Switch Engage.
Speaker 1:We have to enter this segment Now. Moving on to Cock Rock, some flames.
Speaker 2:I'm your host of Cock Rock, liam Cogan, and today we're going to be talking about something that's coming, and it's coming hard. The band Kill Switch Engage. When they moved on from their original lead singer, a white guy, their energy was small, but then they got a big black lead singer and made the best two albums I've ever heard and it was amazing brother and then they had some creative differences, go figure, and they went back to the small white guy and then they got married, which is right, no, but they did do that.
Speaker 2:So they went from the original dude who sucked, and then they got this other guy who they had tons of creative differences with, but he's the man made two in unreal albums, like some of my favorite music I've ever listened to, at least in the theater of motivation and and, honestly, just in all levels. And then they got rid of him and went back to the old guy and they've sucked ever since. They have disagreed for maybe like 20-some-odd years, maybe 15-ish years, maybe 20. But they just played together for the first time and I'm hoping the ball keeps rolling. So if you see Kill Switch Engage playing near you, you might not want to check it out. I would say buy a ticket, it could be legit, could be what you wanted.
Speaker 1:Put a little banner up there, go check out Kill Switch, engage and take a trip down memory lane when you were in Iraq On a convoy, sweating your balls off, drinking some fucking rip-its, rip-its, getting that fucking feeling, that urge the desire to fucking rock out.
Speaker 2:That feeling.
Speaker 1:As your fucking gunner plays it through the fucking internal comm system with that jerry wire. Hey guys, I'm rocking out with some music.
Speaker 2:Or you just blast it on a loudspeaker for everyone to hear from the tops, unless you're going quiet.
Speaker 1:But come on, dude, daytime patrols, it's time to let everybody know what sounds good. Everybody needs to know. They need to be in the vibe. Hey, why did your guys die in afghanistan? I was trying to put out the vibe.
Speaker 2:We were vibing hard, sir. We were vibing hard, sir. Three of your men are dead key witness testimony uh, the vibe, the, can you hear?
Speaker 1:the vibes were solid everybody was having a good time until we weren't.
Speaker 2:Dude, it's like I was just watching. So I like I was watching the subcommittee on on the 9-1-1 crisis line and you know like what's been going on there, why things have changed, how has that affected them at like the micro level of actually working with veterans and in their care? And there was this. So they always like if anyone's ever watching these committees which I fucking doubt, because both of these videos I'm talking about like two different videos committee hearings they have like a hundred views per so I'm certain just about as many views as my YouTube videos get. So I know none of you have seen them and they basically Promo for three Bravo podcasts, right.
Speaker 2:And they're interviewing this dude and I don't know what is up with his voice, but they have one guy producing these videos, right? So he's just editing. Each mic does not have its own volume control. One person has volume control and it controls all mics. So this dude would come up and it would either be insanely quiet, like over here, and so here was the problem, and then they would turn it up a little bit and be like this is so fucking distracting from the point you're trying to make it. I, I can't. I can't listen to you. I'm sorry if you can't be listened to from the point you're trying to make it. I, I can't, I can't listen to you. I'm sorry. If you can't be listened to, then the point that you're making is facile and you need to hire someone to make that point for you yeah, or at least get a producer or sound designer, editor knows what the fuck they're doing.
Speaker 1:It's a production quality yeah right, what's?
Speaker 2:what's the production quality in the, the house of representatives? Ass? We've been going for, you know, two, some hundred, three, some hundred years now. You know, between the two and, and we don't have any strobes yeah, what the fuck?
Speaker 2:no fog, no dj, no intro, no hype man what the fuck I mean seriously like it, dude at this point, when it just it's like they use the term, like filibustering and you know, like all this bullshit, basically just saying like you're not actually talking about what this committee, what this meeting, what any of this is supposed to be. Um, why not get a dj in some sick lights? You know what I mean?
Speaker 1:like actual camacho style like when we're talking about transitions dude that's what I want to see make camera spin in.
Speaker 2:I want the president with 248s, just like camacho. Oh fuck, yeah, yeah, oh man, that's the world I want to live in just production quality if you want two 48s just like Camacho. Oh fuck, yeah, yeah, oh man, that's the world.
Speaker 1:I want to live in Just the production quality.
Speaker 2:If you want people to fucking watch this shit, show up.
Speaker 1:Yeah, show up, have something cool to say Put some fucking stickers, put some fucking flair. Some intros, stickers, more pins, more, more. I want more gray tones. I want it to transition from one guy, then back to the other guy and then back, back, switch, back and forth, non-stop, zoom in and zoom out what was the last time someone really fucking hit someone.
Speaker 2:You know what I mean that building hear me out.
Speaker 1:A monthly, at the very least a monthly duel, yes, with antique pistols yes, yes, see really old fucking pistols.
Speaker 2:And you've got to maintain your own firearm. No one can do it for you. You have to clean your own firearm before you show up Nancy Pelosi's up.
Speaker 1:First you have to wear pantaloons.
Speaker 2:So nancy pelosi pantaloons and the old, the old dude from kentucky, kennedy. I think his last name is kennedy yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, those two. I want them to square up old as hell, fucking dentures like literally because you have to have a second. So dentures out into a little water thing. You know how they do with their shit, their veneers, and then they're just like I'm gonna take you to pan town, nancy, take your paces, quit talking.
Speaker 1:No disrespectful remarks this is a gentleman's duel, nancy, put away those sweater puppets.
Speaker 2:They have and they gotta wear, yeah, and they gotta wear those fucking huge old-timey wigs, those powder like white powder wigs like george washington. Actually they have to. They have to okay. So it can only be. It can like we have to vote on it, but you can only vote on people who have dentures or veneers. So if you had shit teeth, you should consider keeping those shitty teeth and looking like someone with shitty teeth instead of trying to look like a movie star for tv. You're a representative, that's it, so keep your teeth. Second, we can only vote on people with fake teeth and they all have to show up, they have to wear powder wigs, they have to take out their fake teeth and they have to put in wood and slave bone teeth like George.
Speaker 1:Washington did yeah, exactly yeah. Everything has to go back to the way it was in the yesteryear. That's the rules.
Speaker 2:Those are new rules and you can only opt out of the duel if you choose to opt into a frozen Delaware race to the death where you have to cross the delaware while it's freezing. It's not frozen yet because it thawed, right. That was the whole premise. You have to wait until the delaware freezes and then thaws, and that day they have to go get fucking canoes, stand and row across it without dying. And they're old, they're gonna die, so there will be death. There will be death. It's a fact that we're tired of these old people pretending they know what's going on. Fucking unreal dude.
Speaker 1:I just, I just cannot imagine that we live in the world where Mitch fucking still just pass the fuck out not once, not twice, but several times. Mid-talking just just completely zoned out just sir, sir, sir oh where was I?
Speaker 2:it's like dude, get the fuck out of the way. And you know we're partly to blame, though, because when you look at congress, it's like they keep getting voted in like who's who's out there voting for aoc. It's just like a a full on fuck.
Speaker 1:You vote like has to be it is and nobody's, nobody's informed, nobody wants to learn they just you. You show up on the day of if you show up, and then it's just people checking in for the party, that's it.
Speaker 2:They don't go. I watched a video of AOC the other day talking about the ceasefire in Gaza and she was saying it. We all know what that is. It's this, the cessation of fire, like fighting fires, like she went on to it's, and I'm not assuming she went on to explain it is the end of a fire and talked about a fire and putting it out.
Speaker 1:It's like that's not the video is representative.
Speaker 2:Well, yes, this person is directly representative of most of you fucking retards. However, I refuse to believe we can't do better.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah. She has an amazing OnlyFans, though I'm just going to have to.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, If Only. That's the next AI app I just invented in my head. It's called If OnlyFans, and you can OnlyFans anybody. It's everyone.
Speaker 1:Nancy Pelosi.
Speaker 2:If OnlyFans. Someone's taking that that's a good idea. If OnlyFans.
Speaker 1:That is a solid idea. That's a pretty fucking solid idea. Ai ideas with Liam, yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, 15 minute segment where we get banned from YouTube in one episode.
Speaker 1:How much money could you pull with? An AR virtual model of Nancy Pelosi from her her good years from back in the day, I would say I mean who wouldn't click? I'm telling you, I'm telling you, people would click. People would click People would fall in love with that. Ai model Could make money Gangbusters.
Speaker 2:I don't know how. It's not the first thing that's out, you know. Have you seen that one where they've like you can make two people who aren't kissing kiss? Yeah, they advertise for it constantly. Really, yeah, it's got big ad money. I don't think that's like the only point to it, but that's something that it can do.
Speaker 1:Yeah, people are. They're creating models and making money off of it. Ai ai, virtual e-girls yeah, oh god, dude.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like that Instagram stuff where, yeah, if you look at it once, you're like that's not right billion followers.
Speaker 1:You're like wait what I'll tell you. Yeah, baby, you're the best ever are you doing Mitch McConnell again? Senior staffer Bert yes, you're amazing is?
Speaker 2:does mitch mcconnell sound like fucking king of the hill when he's, when he's like hank?
Speaker 1:hill when he's a little bit of hank, yeah, oh oh mama oh god damn it. I don't know. I fell asleep again at the podium. Oh god dang it.
Speaker 2:Where's bobby? I thought I was supposed to be grilling right now. See, here's the issue with all of you people. You don't understand why I need to drill into the core of the earth. That's where all the propane is that's where all the propane is. Yeah, dad, who's Bobby in Congress?
Speaker 1:who would Bobby be? Oh, my god, dude someone weird, I don't know man, oh man, this week, 4th of July, celebrating our great American Independence Day, what do you got on the docket? Well, I'll be running a 50 mile tomorrow.
Speaker 2:Great American Independence Day. What do you got on the docket? Well, I'll be running a 50-mile tomorrow with my buddy. We're going to hit the rocks, go out into the desolation wilderness a very beautiful stretch of the Pacific Trail and run from basically South Lake Tahoe to Squaw Valley Ski Resort, which is a pretty gorgeous area. Squaw Valley Heard a lot about it. Yeah, I mean it's. It's a truly awe inspiring area. It's very, very cool. So, going to go out there uh, hopefully not have to fight any bears and then try to rip it out in one day, which I think is totally feasible. It should be like 16, 18.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Start out, yeah, start out. Uh, what like 4 am, yeah, yeah, so I gotta leave my house at one, but we'll get to the trailhead, I think, at four, which should give us plenty of time yeah, and if um pro tip dress up like um lord of the rings characters and um, it'll boost your speed plus five.
Speaker 1:Four to five for endurance and agility yeah, unless you.
Speaker 2:Unless you're Merry or Pippin, they did not get anywhere at all. They missed everything. If you're Gandalf, you just fucking end up wherever you need to be most. Just fucking disappear, disappear. End up where you're supposed to be. No, I would probably. I would probably want to be Sam Controversial opinion okay, sam was the best character in that whole series. No, I would probably. I would probably want to be Sam Controversial opinion okay, sam was the best character in that whole series.
Speaker 1:No he really ties it all together. He didn't complain.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he was the only dude who never was just like, oh man, fuck about anything. No, so maybe I will yeah.
Speaker 1:Oh man, yeah, oh man, yeah. I hope you have a great 4th of July and to everybody listening, a couple of pro tips. Don't blow off your hands or fingers, don't do that. Don't do that. Careful of fireworks. Light a bunch of them, have fun, enjoy them. But yeah, keep all your digits. If you don't send us a picture, we'll highlight them. That's gonna, that's gonna, encourage you. Don't do that. Don't send us pictures of your mutilated hands. Send me pictures.
Speaker 2:I want the pictures personally. I will take all of the heat. Hold them for as long as possible. Mortars are more fun from your hands. I want you to grab that.
Speaker 1:M80, light it and clutch it real tight.
Speaker 2:Yeah, try to put it out. Okay, so that's one thing that I can recommend as an explosives expert do not try to put fuses out with your fingers. Pressure makes them go faster Common misconception. You will not put it. Outure makes them go faster Common misconception. You will not put it out. It will go faster. You will blow it up. You're welcome.
Speaker 1:All right, here's an approved method Two M80s in both hands, just hold them tightly.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you can hold the explosive part as hard as you want, it won't make the fuse go faster. Grip it hard, grip it hard.
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