Hand Full of Beans

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Ever hear about Acoustic Kitty, the CIA project that tried to turn felines into field agents? We start there, spiral into tiger “mind control,” and somehow land on a DIY Faraday bed made of mylar, chicken wire, and stubborn hope. It’s equal parts conspiracy comedy and late-night engineering jam session, where protecting your brain from “frequencies” becomes a metaphor for building boundaries in a world that never stops buzzing.

We chase the lead paint rabbit hole and ask whether old walls blocked more than color, then map out a weeklong sleep experiment inside a homemade Faraday tent—phones out, minds quiet. Along the way, we test a sketchy story about Chernobyl weed and use it to talk honestly about misinformation, AI-fueled certainty, and the ease of calling yourself an expert online. That’s how our mock “life coach” hustle is born, complete with hugs, high fives, and a fee structure no one should trust.

From there, the vibe gets deliciously unhinged: a cheesecake mattress fantasy, hybrid restaurants like Waffle House x Chili’s, and our proudest satire—the bean cart economy. Dollar for a cup, fifty cents for a handful. It’s ridiculous, yes, but it’s also a live experiment in micro-entrepreneurship and social theater, where curiosity is the currency. We ground the chaos with a sharp detour into public health—cockroach allergens and asthma—then kick up to cosmic scale: Earth’s spin, orbital speeds, and whether a “simulation” story feels truer than physics at 2 a.m.

We close with a blood moon heads-up and a practical creed: win the day, move your body, lay one new brick. Whether you’re building a foil-lined closet or just choosing a different route to shake the routine, small acts can retune the signal. If this ride made you laugh, think, or plan a bean bike, hit follow, share with a friend who loves weird history and weirder business ideas, and leave a review telling us your favorite hybrid restaurant combo.

Transcript

Spy Cats And Acoustic Kitty

SPEAKER_02 0:07

Ah feeling great feeling feeling are you feeling savage? Did you push the button yet? I it's red. I don't it's dead, it's recording, which means it's turn the clocks to turn. Grinds are great grinds are gearing.

SPEAKER_01 0:19

The grinds are gearing, everyone. You hear that? Yes! Your grinds are gearing. I know this.

SPEAKER_00 0:26

On balance, off balance doesn't matter. I'm better than you are.

SPEAKER_02 0:30

Yeah. Oh. What you know about kidder catters in government? What? Kitter cats in government. Kit cats or kitters.

SPEAKER_01 0:37

What I don't know what that is. Cats. In the government? What do you know about government spies? Are we talking about cats or spies? Both. Are you telling me they're spy cats? Yes. You've been watching Paw Patrol? A little bit. Okay. History.com. Explain. History.com. I ain't never going there. When I die and they check my browser history, one site you will never see is history.com. Operation Acoustic Kitty. Please do tell.

Cat Training, Tigers, And Mind Control

SPEAKER_02 1:03

Bugs planted in ears. Direct cats to go up to groups. And listen. They tried it once. You get ran over. Cats are not trainable.

SPEAKER_01 1:10

No, they'd work with a dog, but not a cat. Yeah. You figure to be listening. Cat doesn't want to be by people.

SPEAKER_02 1:15

No.

SPEAKER_01 1:15

He wants to run away. Stupid. Why didn't they put it on a tiger? A tiger can just eat them and then listen to what they say.

SPEAKER_02 1:22

Yeah, per mind control.

SPEAKER_01 1:23

Mind control tiger. Joe Exotic controlled a tiger, so pretty sure smarter people can. How did he control tigers? He had a jacket. When he put on that special jacket, they knew.

SPEAKER_02 1:34

I I remember the jacket. Yeah. That should tell you. That's a special object.

SPEAKER_01 1:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:40

Where that jacket is now.

SPEAKER_01 1:41

I bet we'll see it on storage wars in like two years.

SPEAKER_02 1:44

I bet it has powers now, too.

SPEAKER_01 1:45

I bet it stinks. I bet it smells like cheap clone dick and cigarettes.

SPEAKER_02 1:54

Oh. I wonder quite the journey that jacket's gonna be on around the world.

SPEAKER_01 1:58

From pawn shop to pawn shop. How much money would it take for you to let Joe Exotic rest his penis on your chest?

SPEAKER_02 2:05

Why does it always go like this with you, man, right away? And I knew it because you just started giggling. And it'd be a lot.

SPEAKER_01 2:12

So like 50 grand? Maybe. You just gotta sit there for a minute. I know. I guess. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 2:18

No. Makes sense.

SPEAKER_01 2:20

And you gotta look at him in the eyes.

SPEAKER_02 2:22

Oh, that's adding layers now. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 2:24

You gotta stare at him in the eyes for a minute while his junk is designed. Okay. Sure. You might as well. You might as well. Be a good story to tell.

SPEAKER_02 2:34

Yeah.

Faraday Cages And Frequency Fears

SPEAKER_01 2:35

This happened once. What you doing, dude?

SPEAKER_02 2:37

So what do you think about government still having animal spies? Flies, dude. It's in the insects.

SPEAKER_01 2:42

Mosquitoes aren't real. They're controlling us with frequencies? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 2:45

That's all I've been around.

SPEAKER_01 2:46

You gonna sleep in a Faraday bed?

SPEAKER_02 2:48

Been planning to ever since we talked about it.

SPEAKER_01 2:50

So what do we gotta do to build you one of those five beds?

SPEAKER_00 2:52

So the Faraday.

SPEAKER_02 2:53

It's chopping bags, right? It's it's thorough hats. So we just need like It's Nicola Tesla standing a Faraday. It says a metal cage, right? What are you laughing about?

SPEAKER_00 3:05

What are you what are you laughing at? What did you just say?

SPEAKER_01 3:08

You're a Faraday. Nicholas Tesla the Faraday cage. What? What am I supposed to do with that? It's like a metal cage with like aluminum foil on the outside or some shit, right? It keeps the frequencies out. You don't have to sleep with Tesla.

SPEAKER_02 3:23

What is going on? Fuck off. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 3:28

I'd uh we're talking about uh cages, yeah. How we we gotta build one for you to sleep in. I think you make it chain link. No, I don't think that's it at all. I don't think we need much. I think you're describing like a fucking cage that they kept POW's in during WWI.

SPEAKER_02 3:45

Oh no. Yeah, so we build that.

SPEAKER_01 3:48

So let's say you do let's say we build you one and you sleep in it for a week. What do you do when everything's better in there? You just don't leave it. You make it movable. So then you gotta build a a cage around your house?

SPEAKER_02 4:02

Yeah, yeah, you can you build from the inside out. That's how it's always done, isn't it?

SPEAKER_01 4:06

Because I was watching a video, the guy said he just sleeps in it, and when he's in there, he can think clearly and blah blah blah blah blah. I think that would drive me crazy. How do I go about life now, knowing that if I don't live inside this cage, I'm going fucking cuckoo.

SPEAKER_02 4:23

You're already inside a cage. Aren't you just breaking free? But this cage is bigger. Oh, it is. Yeah. Don't be afraid of cages, Bert. I don't like cages.

SPEAKER_01 4:32

You know I don't like to be caged in, dude. I ain't liking it already. We need to get our contractor's license and start building Faraday houses. And we're gonna use lead paint. I got stuck in a rabbit hole with lead paint the other night.

SPEAKER_02 4:45

Let them let them let them know.

Lead Paint Rabbit Hole

SPEAKER_01 4:47

And oh, you know, just like everyone else, I was always told like lead paint was toxic and people would eat it and die. Like that was always a thing when I was a kid out here. Don't eat the paint chips, don't eat the paint chips. And I'm like, who the fuck eats paint chips? First of all. A rabbit hole I got stuck in was they banned the lead paint because the lead paint blocked all the frequencies. So they couldn't get control of the peeps with the lead paint. So they switched us to all the fucking latex. And you let all those frequencies out.

SPEAKER_02 5:22

So you're a frequency guy.

SPEAKER_01 5:23

So if you were out there and you got about 20 gallons of lead paint you'd like to sell, dude, holler at your boy. You're doing a business. I'm in the market for some lead paint.

SPEAKER_02 5:32

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 5:33

What would you paint? My house, my car. My myself.

SPEAKER_02 5:40

Oh, there you go. There you go. Paint your suit.

SPEAKER_01 5:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 5:43

Make a suit, so hopefully the lead suit.

SPEAKER_01 5:45

I think we should do this for the suit. I think it should be an experiment anyway. Yeah, we need to build you a little cage to sleep in. You gotta sleep in it for a while.

SPEAKER_02 5:52

And you gotta paint your house with lead. I bet the HOA is gonna love that.

SPEAKER_01 5:56

Well, they're probably gonna kick me out.

SPEAKER_02 5:59

Just tell me a science experiment.

SPEAKER_01 6:00

Yeah, it's science.

SPEAKER_02 6:02

It's for science.

SPEAKER_01 6:02

Why don't you just wrap your head in tinfoil?

SPEAKER_02 6:04

I was planning to do that too. They make you think it's crazy, but it's not.

SPEAKER_01 6:09

Is that how you're gonna sleep? You got a tinfoil mask?

SPEAKER_02 6:12

If I could just stop hearing the sounds, that'd be great.

SPEAKER_01 6:15

You should put it over your pee-pee too, dude. What is the frequency doing to your pee-pee?

SPEAKER_02 6:20

It could be turning it down.

SPEAKER_01 6:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 6:22

I don't know what that means to it, though.

SPEAKER_01 6:23

We gotta figure it out.

SPEAKER_02 6:25

I don't know if I want to. Knowledge that you would know would be inescapable.

SPEAKER_01 6:29

We're gonna build this cage and you're gonna sleep in it.

SPEAKER_02 6:32

I mean, sure. Fair Faraday cage.

SPEAKER_01 6:35

Yeah, you just gotta sleep in it for a week. With Tesla's around it. Let's do it. Sounds great to me. Make a you better write this down so we don't.

SPEAKER_02 6:41

I'm not writing nothing down.

SPEAKER_01 6:43

Yeah, I figured.

SPEAKER_02 6:43

But how you how you gonna make it though? I don't I don't get it. You don't have the materials. It doesn't take much.

SPEAKER_01 6:49

My we need mylar. What the hell is a mylar? Like a like a balloon. Oh yes. Yes, okay. You just stretch it over like a metal frame with some chicken wire. I bet you better get to it. I'll make it for you. You sleep in it.

SPEAKER_02 7:04

I can do that.

SPEAKER_01 7:04

What if it makes you smarter?

SPEAKER_02 7:06

Oh gosh, how do I uh maybe that might be bad?

SPEAKER_01 7:09

I'd be good. You never know. But you can't have your phone in there either when you sleep.

SPEAKER_02 7:13

Oh, I mean that's probably for the best.

SPEAKER_01 7:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 7:18

You never know what's gonna happen on those phones.

SPEAKER_01 7:21

Well, that's yeah, I guess that's a valid point. You know, you do never know what's gonna happen with those phones.

SPEAKER_00 7:30

They're tricky.

SPEAKER_02 7:32

You got soft bones. Do they call y'all water bones? Mm-mm. Yeah, yeah, they got soft bones.

SPEAKER_01 7:38

I don't have soft bones. I drink a lot of milk. Yeah, no, I think uh you're over there fucking gobbling on your fucking drool like a fucking troll, and you're calling me soft bones. I'm about to smoke another jewel. You're over here fucking chewing your fucking face off because you don't know what you're doing. What else you got over there? What do you know about Chernobyl bee? Chernobyl bee? No weed. Oh, weed? Yeah. Oh, that'd be kinda See? Now that's an experiment I could get behind. Would you smoke any of it? Yeah, I guess it's a th it's a thing. No, it's not.

Building The Sleep Cage

SPEAKER_02 8:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 8:18

Tell me.

SPEAKER_02 8:19

As per this article.

SPEAKER_01 8:21

Well, I'm waiting.

SPEAKER_02 8:23

Uh they saw a pattern that the the plants weren't growing in certain areas. So they planted cannabis because it was known to suck up all those nutrients faster than local wildlife, and it's its growth period was reset every three months. So it was so yeah, you got that Chernobyl weed out there healing the earth.

SPEAKER_01 8:39

Let's go get some. They got pictures of it?

SPEAKER_02 8:42

No. I I don't know if it's a real story. I didn't even check references or sources.

SPEAKER_01 8:47

Damn, dude, you might have got fooled by AI.

SPEAKER_02 8:49

I could be anything you I say, you say, no one knows.

SPEAKER_01 8:53

That's true. We just say things and then tell you it's the truth, and just it's the truth. If the government can do it, we can. That's why I look at it. That's true. Let's just follow their lead. Sure. For all your life advice, come see me and JJ. We're life expert coaches. We become life coaches on Instagram. Like, we should we become influencers where you know, like fitness influencers have a course sign up for, like we're just life coaching.

SPEAKER_02 9:20

Look, for the low fee, like 49, 99, 99, it's you'll get one session with us. Uh we're gonna go through about three hours of how we can empower you through these words of ours. And and touch. And touch, and you're gonna give us donations.

SPEAKER_01 9:37

There's gonna be a lot of hugging.

SPEAKER_02 9:39

High fives. Hugs and high fives. You have to understand that the the energy's gotta be up for this. Mm-hmm. If you're not, I don't know what to tell you. Mm-hmm. You gotta be able to feel like you're the man.

SPEAKER_01 9:49

Could you imagine a life coach seminar? Rise to the top by us just creating winners. We're experts. Just because we said we are. Yeah, everyone else can do that. So not only am I an expert life coach, I'm also an expert bridge builder.

SPEAKER_02 10:06

We I knew that.

SPEAKER_01 10:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 10:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 10:08

It's been some years since I've had to construct one, but bridge building. I'm a dear expert.

SPEAKER_02 10:12

You're a dear dear guy.

SPEAKER_01 10:13

Dear God, actually.

SPEAKER_02 10:15

Yeah, it's true. Antlers in your face.

SPEAKER_01 10:16

Yeah, so I guess you could say things are going pretty well.

SPEAKER_02 10:19

And then about one fifteenth or one sixteenth of a thousand other things.

SPEAKER_01 10:22

Yeah. Vampire guy. Vampire, energy demon. Yeah, just say whatever you want. Everything's true now.

SPEAKER_02 10:29

What do you know about earth vibrations then? Causing the rain in some people's ears.

SPEAKER_01 10:34

Do you kind of want to experience an earthquake? Wouldn't it be cool to feel the ground shake, or would that scare you? Because if I've seen the videos, of course. It doesn't really do it justice until you I want to be in a tower of it. No, I don't want to be in a tall building.

SPEAKER_02 10:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 10:50

No. I'd like to just be standing on the ground when it started shaking. I think that'd be cool.

SPEAKER_02 10:56

You're not cool.

Chernobyl Weed And “Truth”

SPEAKER_01 10:57

Because I want to be outside during an earthquake? I guess. That's not nice. Well, while you're sitting under a table holding your head, screaming like a little bitch, I want to be standing outside like a man, dude, feeling the earth's vibrations.

SPEAKER_02 11:10

Good for you. Yeah. Take it on, earthquake guy.

SPEAKER_01 11:13

What's up with the earth vibrations? Why you bring it up?

SPEAKER_02 11:15

They just off.

SPEAKER_01 11:16

I yeah, I could tell you that.

SPEAKER_02 11:17

Everything's everybody feels everybody's.

SPEAKER_01 11:21

I feel like everyone's just mad and they don't know why.

SPEAKER_02 11:23

They're out of control.

SPEAKER_01 11:25

I feel like also everyone feels like they want to do something else, but they just don't know what to do. That haunts me every fucking day, dude. And then the robots are gonna take over everything we know. Should we start farming?

SPEAKER_02 11:37

Oh yeah, you wanna be a bean farmer.

SPEAKER_01 11:39

We should be bean farmers.

SPEAKER_02 11:40

Yeah, does beans grow up here?

SPEAKER_01 11:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 11:42

Baked beans?

SPEAKER_01 11:43

I don't think you grow baked beans.

SPEAKER_02 11:45

I think you could. No. What if you monopolize the ability to grow baked beans in the afterlife? Because you want people, you want a patentness before anyone else comes along to do it. They pop out of the ground, boom, into an assembly line, and then boom, into baked bean format.

SPEAKER_01 11:59

I tell you what we do.

SPEAKER_02 12:00

Far farm the table, just like that.

SPEAKER_01 12:01

I tell you what we do. Baked beans. We get one of those bikes with a cart on the front.

SPEAKER_02 12:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 12:07

We fill the cart with beans and we just drive it around, and it's the bean cart, dude. And if you still stop, and for a dollar, you get a cup of beans.

SPEAKER_02 12:17

You just got a ladle full. Yeah. Just flick the ladle at people as you drive by.

SPEAKER_01 12:22

A dollar if you want to put it 50 cents if we could just put it in your hand. How hungry would you have to be to let someone put a ladle of baked beans in your hand?

SPEAKER_00 12:35

Could you imagine being on the beach and someone puts a ladle of baked beans in your hand, dude? Like, what the fuck do you do with that?

SPEAKER_01 12:42

Could you imagine walking up to a food vendor and you'd be like, what do you have? And like, fucking open the lid and just be like, We have baked beans. Would you like a cup or a handful? Okay. And ride it around. You just you hide behind the trees and video it, and I'll ride the baked beans.

SPEAKER_02 12:59

Yeah, we're gonna do wireless mics, and this could be our camera show too. So I'm gonna watch you sell baked beans to people. You're gonna sell them when they're really drunk, and we go a handful of baked fucking beans.

Becoming Life Coach “Experts”

SPEAKER_01 13:09

People are gonna be like, how much? And be like, dollar for a cup, 50 cents for a handful. And they're not gonna be what that means. And they're gonna be like, I'll have a handful. And then I'm gonna grab their hand and just pour a ladle full of beans in their hand. And if they give me a dollar, I'll put their 50 cents on top of their bean hand. Oh boom. And just ride off on my bean bike.

SPEAKER_02 13:33

Or the bean guy. Or local celebrity.

SPEAKER_01 13:36

And then you come riding behind me with the hot dog cart, dollar with a bun, 50 cents in your hand, and just throw it right on top of their bean hand. You take the quarters out of the beans and just slap the hot dog in their bean hand, dude.

SPEAKER_02 13:49

I gotta deal with the shit money. God damn it, dude.

SPEAKER_01 13:51

You're doing fun shit. I gotta deal with the bullshit. You get to slap a hot dog in someone's bean hand, dude. That's pretty cool. I could not imagine, dude, how I would react if someone just ladled a fucking spoonful of beans and I think we'd do it.

SPEAKER_02 14:07

I think there's a good chance we should do it. I think we should get some insurance.

SPEAKER_01 14:13

Yeah, someone's gonna be upset.

SPEAKER_02 14:14

Yep, someone's gonna be able to get it.

SPEAKER_01 14:15

Someone's gonna slap me with that bean hand.

SPEAKER_02 14:19

See beans fly everywhere.

SPEAKER_01 14:21

Dude, I told you a handful of beans.

SPEAKER_02 14:23

Handful of beans. It's right on the cart.

SPEAKER_01 14:25

So we grow the beans and then bake them.

SPEAKER_02 14:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 14:28

And then sell them to you on the other hand.

SPEAKER_02 14:29

And our special grandma's recipe.

SPEAKER_01 14:31

She's not in the beans, just her spirit.

SPEAKER_02 14:33

Just her knowledge.

SPEAKER_01 14:34

We cook them with the same love that she did.

SPEAKER_02 14:36

Sounds like a five-year business plan.

SPEAKER_01 14:39

Well, you better get drop one. Have our AI chatbot start working on that. I five.

SPEAKER_02 14:48

Oh no.

SPEAKER_01 14:48

Dude, finish that.

SPEAKER_02 14:50

What is that?

SPEAKER_01 14:51

I don't know. It's weed. Oh damn. What a stupid question. How fast is the Earth spinning right now?

SPEAKER_02 14:57

Earth moves at varying speeds, depending on the frame of reference. With its orbital speed around the sun at approximately 67,000 miles an hour and a rotational speed at the equator of about thousand miles an hour. You believe that? If we stop moving, we go flying and we'd be we'd be busted. I know you can't get it. I don't buy it, dude. And not only that, but we've been flung through space too. We're not just stationary. The sun is f flying through space as well.

Earth Vibrations And Bean Farming

SPEAKER_01 15:23

But we're spinning. So it's spinning with us.

SPEAKER_02 15:26

The sun is spinning.

SPEAKER_01 15:27

I don't believe it.

SPEAKER_02 15:28

Everything is spinning.

SPEAKER_01 15:29

I just don't believe it. I can't. And you're being flung through it. Just don't believe it.

SPEAKER_02 15:32

And where we were an hour ago is far, far away.

SPEAKER_01 15:36

None of it makes sense. It doesn't. It's science fiction. I just can't make sense of any of it. No. No, you did study though. You did deep study of it to understand it. Which makes me believe more that we're in a simulation. Oh, true. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 15:49

That makes easier sense.

SPEAKER_01 15:51

I just wish my avatar or the person playing my game would put in some cheat codes. Send this kid a game genie. Everyone's worried about the AI, right? Everybody's freaking out. What happens when the video games become too real? What happens when the video game actually looks like real life?

SPEAKER_02 16:11

Did you ever see Existence? Who? The movie.

SPEAKER_01 16:14

I never heard of this.

SPEAKER_02 16:15

I think it was could have been Jude Law or Ian McGregor. Gerard Departuo? Yes. Not not him. Ewan McGregor? Yeah, Edwin. Edwin.

SPEAKER_01 16:26

No, not Edwin. Let me look up movie. Ewan McGregor. You said it's called Radarescence? Ex Existence. Existence. Oh, right. Yeah, it was Jude Law. Jude Law. He's an Existence. What movie or what year did that come out? 92. No, I I was 10. You knew of it. I never heard of it. You were a fan. I never heard of this.

SPEAKER_02 16:51

Release day was 1999. I lied.

SPEAKER_01 16:54

Okay, so I was 17. Yeah, so you're you're fine. But I didn't see it, so I had to watch it.

SPEAKER_02 17:00

Yeah, not a lot of people. So he's in a video game, but then he's not. So the controller plugs it into the back of your head and you link into it. Then eventually the like his ports break or something. And he can't distinguish between game and reality. That's coming, dude. Because they're gonna plug you in.

SPEAKER_01 17:13

I couldn't imagine playing a shooter game and it looked like just you're actually killing a person. You know what I mean? Like, what do you do when you play one of those scary games?

SPEAKER_02 17:22

Well, you gotta you gotta run away with old water bones.

SPEAKER_01 17:26

You need one more time to call me water balls, dude. I'm gonna chair karate, you bro.

SPEAKER_02 17:31

You're gonna be running away out.

SPEAKER_01 17:35

Why you're over there fucking fumbling on your words, dude. I'm gonna kick this cake right into your face.

SPEAKER_02 17:40

Oh, you got cake. Oh, cake. You got cake? Yeah, yeah. You got no cake, you bitch. Cakeless.

SPEAKER_01 17:48

Wouldn't it be awesome to get locked inside the cheesecake factory overnight? What do you want? Cheesecake.

SPEAKER_02 17:54

Just make a rain. Cheesecake.

SPEAKER_01 17:56

I'd rather eat it.

SPEAKER_02 17:57

I know. I would eat a little bit. Would you set on any of it? I don't. I don't know. That'd be wasteful too.

The Bean Cart Experiment

SPEAKER_01 18:03

That's true. Alright, so what if say like it's one o'clock in the morning now? You've had a good three hours of just blasting cheesecake. And now you gotta get some sleep, and there's like 30 cheesecakes. You're gonna put them on top of a table and sleep on a cheesecake mattress, dude? I'm doing it. I think I'll only chance.

SPEAKER_02 18:22

I think I'll dive in.

SPEAKER_01 18:23

Yeah, you're never gonna get a chance to sleep on a cheesecake mattress.

SPEAKER_02 18:26

And who knows what tomorrow's gonna hold, honestly, after doing that.

SPEAKER_01 18:29

Yeah, I feel like that'd be kind of cool to sleep in the middle of the night. You wake up hungry, eat your cheesecake mattress.

SPEAKER_02 18:35

That's a power move. That is thinking that you're better than the rest.

SPEAKER_01 18:38

If you ever wonder if I won the lottery, just come and look in my bedroom. If I got a cheesecake mattress, you'll know.

SPEAKER_02 18:45

I could see you owning a cheesecake factory, because then you'd be in the back all the time.

SPEAKER_01 18:48

It wouldn't be open to the public. No. If I win the lottery, I'm gonna own a cheesecake factory just for me and my associates, you know. I'm not going to that one.

SPEAKER_02 19:01

Yeah, you are. No, I don't know if I'd trust it. It'd be filthy.

SPEAKER_01 19:05

Cheesecake factory's open fucking two hours a day, dude, for just me and whoever I bring. I won the lottery. What do I care? I guess that makes sense. Yeah. It's a tax write-off. Gives you something to do. What you got against the cheesecake factory? I have nothing. You ever been there? Once. Scare you? Menu too big? A little bit.

SPEAKER_02 19:23

They do have a large when that menu gets that big, it's just outrageous. You know, they can't keep up with this demand. There's no way. You got too many products to get back in their freezer. They got a store back there then? You telling me they got poor business practices? I oh no, I'm not saying that. I'm just saying that when the menu gets that big, it gotta be repercussions.

SPEAKER_01 19:44

I saw a new hybrid restaurant the other day. A lot of restaurants are like hybrid. Yeah, they're like forming into one building. It was an Applebee's and IHOP. Two restaurants, one roof, you can order from either menu.

SPEAKER_02 19:57

That would make sense.

SPEAKER_01 19:58

So you get margaritas and pancakes. That leads me to is there two restaurants that you'd like to see under one roof? I got one Waffle House and Chili's. Oh, okay. That I see what makes sense. Yeah. I want a waffle and some chicken crispers and whatever fucking awesome blue drink they have. Because they always got some blue or red drink that's always just tastes like Kool Agg that gets you fucked up. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_02 20:23

I don't like any of that.

SPEAKER_01 20:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 20:25

No. No, I want to do this. Get this lobster shack out in the ocean front.

SPEAKER_01 20:29

So it's a red lobster? No, I don't can't remember. I think it was Tommy Crabs. Tommy Johnny's crab shack. Maybe. Yeah. So you got a crab shack and a what? What other restaurant it's in there with? Let's do Dairy Queen. Oh man.

SPEAKER_00 20:46

Seafood and ice cream? Yeah. Woo! Fucking bold choice, sir.

SPEAKER_02 20:52

Get yourself hot fed crabs. You can do frown.

SPEAKER_01 20:58

Yeah, you're loving it. I just when I fucking go to town on some seafood, the last thing I could think about is eating a fucking dairy.

SPEAKER_00 21:06

In my moment of glory!

SPEAKER_01 21:08

Yeah, I know I'm living in a nightmare. Oh.

SPEAKER_02 21:11

Did you know that cockroaches give you asthma?

SPEAKER_01 21:13

What?

SPEAKER_02 21:14

Cockroaches.

SPEAKER_01 21:15

Roaches give you asthma.

Restaurants, Mashups, And Cheesecake

SPEAKER_02 21:16

I give you asthma. Yeah. How? Yeah. Their dust containing feces, saliva, and shedding body parts is the primary indoor allergen that significantly drives asthma rates in inner city children.

SPEAKER_01 21:30

Damn, dude.

SPEAKER_02 21:31

So now you know.

SPEAKER_01 21:32

Gotta kill the roaches.

SPEAKER_02 21:34

Kill them.

SPEAKER_01 21:34

Take them down. You can't kill them though.

SPEAKER_02 21:36

I know, they're aliens. Just like we are.

SPEAKER_01 21:39

They're like fucking like crabs, dude. Crabs are the fucking cockroaches of the sea. Whoa. You think so? Yeah. You like crabs though. I I mean I like to eat them.

SPEAKER_02 21:48

Yeah, eat crabs.

SPEAKER_01 21:49

Yeah. I don't ever want to get crabs.

SPEAKER_02 21:51

No, you don't want those either. No. No, I never had those.

SPEAKER_01 21:54

No. Thank God. So the next time I see someone using their inhaler, I'm like Was that that roach dust?

SPEAKER_02 22:01

Take 'em out.

SPEAKER_01 22:02

Kill the roaches. Kill the roaches. What kills the roach? Like what's the roaches?

SPEAKER_02 22:06

No, they don't have no natural predator. You have to make one.

SPEAKER_01 22:09

What about lizards?

SPEAKER_02 22:10

They like to eat them, but they're never they're not enough lizards. And then what's up?

SPEAKER_01 22:14

That's a good point. You don't want too many lizards. You were right. Cockroaches were aliens and men in black. Oh shit. According to the government release files, there's what 15 alien bases in the ocean? You need hand sanitizer. That's a good point. So if the aliens weren't in the ocean, I wouldn't need hand sanitizer. You make a valid argument, JJ. I'm gonna use that next time I go to my doctor. What was it? And you gotta use hand sanitizer. Pretty sure my doctor's on Coke. I've been going to this place for like four, four years, and I've only met the main doctor twice. Any other times that I go, I see like the nurse practitioner. I've had the spot on my eye that I had to go for like a month ago. And when I went in there, I noticed this guy's pretty high energy. And then I had to go back a week ago for a follow-up, and he was even more bouncy. He was in the room for like 10 minutes, and I counted. He used hand sanitizer 13 times. And he only touched my eye once. Pretty sure he was on that cocaina. And he was a little sniffy. Are they doing that in the hand sanitizer? Oh, wonder what happens when you put the cocaina in the hand sanitizer. Yeah, it gets through the edermals. Edermals. Maybe you can try that when you're in your Faraday box. Yeah. I can put the dermals on my hands. You know what I think we can use as a Faraday tent? What if we just line your closet with aluminum foil and you're sleeping there? You need to do some research on what we need.

SPEAKER_02 23:45

I just gotta do a standing coffin.

SPEAKER_01 23:47

Whoa, like Dracula? Yeah. I just want to know what happens if it if it is what it is and they say it is. Like, how do you what do you do now?

SPEAKER_02 23:55

You gotta fight the powers.

SPEAKER_01 23:56

Does that mean you're gonna be one of those people that walks around wearing one of those weird hats?

SPEAKER_02 24:02

I'm gonna have to wear a tinfoil hat now. And you're gonna have to follow suit. Uh-uh.

SPEAKER_01 24:08

How are we gonna do a podcast? Look at all the frequencies you got around you right now.

SPEAKER_02 24:13

They're on your head, they're in your face. That's why I gotta make my magneto on your balls. Oh no.

Roaches, Allergies, And Aliens

SPEAKER_01 24:19

I better start wearing my your metal belt. My metal belt. Chastity belt, yeah. You gotta block the signals out of your balls.

SPEAKER_02 24:26

You wanna do some final thoughts?

SPEAKER_01 24:28

What do you think?

SPEAKER_02 24:29

I told you, Burke, it was coming. I told you.

SPEAKER_01 24:32

What'd you tell me?

SPEAKER_02 24:34

It's coming. The blood moon. The blood moon's coming tonight. And you're gonna be able to see it tomorrow at 6 04 a.m. is your standard time. It's a full lunar eclipse with a blood moon. And it's coming. I told you. Now we gotta be prepared. Now you're prepared. And the frequencies are changing. It's all coming together now, Berg. So you just gotta you gotta get into your Faraday boxes. Get your frequencies right for the blood moon. If you were from the streets, you would know this. I've ran a street since I was young. Streets killed me.

SPEAKER_01 25:07

So my final thoughts are just win. Just win the day. Get up. Move your body.

SPEAKER_02 25:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 25:15

Live your life. Build a new brick in your life every day. That's my final thought. A new brick. A new brick in your life every day. Oh. Don't do the same thing tomorrow that you did today. Make it simple. Start simple. Take a poop in a different place, dude.

SPEAKER_02 25:31

I like it. Good for you.

SPEAKER_01 25:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 25:34

You can find us on our Discord. I'll put it in the show detailed notes. Is that where it goes? Yeah. I think so.

SPEAKER_01 25:42

Yeah, with your mom's notes, bitch.