We Try To Explain Red Skies And End Up Buying Go Karts

One minute we’re arguing about mic volume and who’s “too loud,” the next we’re stuck on a question that won’t let go: what are you pretending not to know? That single line turns into a weirdly honest tour of modern denial, from knowingly eating sketchy food to acting like the world isn’t running on distractions and glitches. We keep it funny, but we also chase the uncomfortable point hiding underneath the jokes.

Then the rabbit holes open. We get into simulation theory and our ongoing “energy hands” bit, sacred geometry, and a genuinely creepy story about geometric shapes snapping together into a face for a few seconds in that half-awake zone. From there it’s AI smart glasses and “meta glasses,” night driving glare, and the question we can’t resist: if sensors can see what our eyes miss, could they catch ghosts in a cemetery or something even stranger?

The middle of the conversation swerves through portal paradoxes, red skies around the world, and our prediction-prone habit of connecting dots we probably shouldn’t. We also pitch a dream escape plan: off-road go-karts on sand dunes and a massive dirt track that somehow includes hot dogs, baked beans, a laundromat, and a car wash. Science news pops in with cryosleep and a frozen mouse brain experiment, which spirals into alien hand syndrome, 5G paranoia, Faraday room fantasies, and finally mermaids, sirens, and the mission to track down a guy who claimed he got abducted and put to work.

If you like comedy podcasts, conspiracy talk, weird science, and late-night philosophy that keeps moving but still lands a few real thoughts, hit play. Subscribe, share this with a friend who loves strange ideas, and leave a review. What’s the one thing you’re pretending not to know right now?

Transcript

Cold Open Chaos

SPEAKER_02 0:01

Snakes on the table. Bring them on airplane move. Dungeons on the sideways. Let's see where they go. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_03 0:11

It's that stone on the babble. Jake Jake and Burke on the line. Big questions. Small answers. Losing track of the time. It's that stone on the babble. Forget what we came here to say. If you still remember your point, you're doing this wrong today.

Mic Levels And Getting Loud

SPEAKER_01 0:31

For real. Check, check. There we go. Oh, you think that's it? That was it for sure. You think that's it? Okay. Yeah, yeah. Why you want it that loud? Yeah, I need to hear myself. That's true, loud. Not for me. You're a loud person. I'm fucking old and deaf. I'm tired of you being so loud. You're like yelling at me. It's just my natural tone. I don't think so. I know. I I think so, yeah. Who are you to tell me about my natural tone, sir? Who are you pretending to be? What are you pretending not to know? Hold on. What are you doing? This is fake. I'm doing this podcast with my shirt off because I feel like it's 9,000 degrees in here. He's getting older and hairier. And now he's shirtless. Did you turn my level back down? I did not. I don't I feel you're talking directly into the mic because you're turning your head all over. I'm talking right into it. Yeah, you see how now it's louder? Because you did that?

unknown 1:21

No.

Playing Dumb About Food

Broken Simulation And Energy Hands

Sacred Geometry Face Vision

Meta Glasses Night Driving Ghosts

Portal Paradox And Knockoff Glasses

Red Skies Predictions And Mud Flood

Building The Ultimate Go Kart Track

Cryosleep Mouse Brain And Frozen Celebs

Ticks 5G Chips And Alien Hand

SPEAKER_01 1:21

Then you lean away from it. Now you're back in it. Okay. Oh. Yeah, because oh. Oh, so I think the sweet spots on this. You can do it from all sides. You know it's unilateral. You can do it all sides. It's universal. Universal directional. Yeah. All right. So ask me that question again. What are you pretending not to know? Hmm. Because you pretend a lot. We were talking about it just a minute ago, like food. I think we all pretend not to know what's in our food. I mean, you know, like Taco Bell's not good, but you eat it. No, that's real. You don't want you what do you mean? Aren't you just be pretending that you don't know? That's what you asked me. No, I know. What are you pretending not to know? Like I know that you know. So you're pretending to not know that there's doo-doo food in Taco Bell, but you eat it. Yeah, I'm just saying. Yeah, but you asked you yourself. I'm answering the question. Why are you yelling at me? I'm not yelling, I'm just giving you perspective. What are you pretending not to know? Everything. If you just play dumb, they won't come after you. I think we've talked about this in the past. Like, would you take a pill just to be dumb for like a a day? Like if they made a pill where you could just be dumb for 24 hours, would you take it? Do you remember that perspective? Sure. Okay, yes. I would do it. If the effects were off, well, what if they didn't wear off? What if it was permanent? It only happens to a small number of people. Oh, less than one percent. Yeah. Are you a corporation now? I'm just saying. You're being really corporationary. What'd you know about the 3D perspective? I'm wondering why you're trying to change the subject so fast. What was the subject? What you what are you pretending not to know? I told you. No, you didn't. I'm pretending not to know that this is a broken simulation going on right now. I'm aware it's broken, but there's no fixing it. How do you fix a broken simulation? You would have to get a collective uh collective response. It's a collective response, Burke. So we need to get a petition going? In a way. You can't use energy hands though. Done. You don't have them. That's what I'm saying. We have to get them. And then you denied them. You denied the energy hands before. So why would they come back to you? It's like, hey, energy was there. And now it's just like, hey, I'll go away because you didn't want me. But you can't deny when you've been chosen. If you've been chosen, I mean by energy hands. I accepted the role. Over the years? Yeah. Of you denying it. I didn't think I'd need them. Oh, now you need them. Now I need them. What a surprise. Years later, you think you need something that you never thought you'd need. The deers have energy hands? I think deers are just there for eating. Oh, they're eating now. No, we're gonna eat them. You're gonna eat the deer with geometry hands. What are geometry hands? Does that mean I got more fingers? I'd have to have more fingers to have geometry hands. I mean, technically, I think we all have geometry hands in a way. You know, no, but I'm talking about sacred geometry and uh hands can be part of it. You know about the art, sacred geometry art. I I went down a rabbit hole just like you. How do we see them? It came to me in the middle, and and I don't know I was if I was awake or I was dreaming, but I saw three different geometry pieces coming together, and it was a face, and it scared the fuck out of me. And I was laying on the couch and I was like, Whoa. I think that's how they follow you, Burke. That's how they watch you. Aliens exist in a way that unless you can see it fully, like uh 2D to 3D, it is 3D to 4D, baby. What'd the face look like? It was a it was a real person, like a person, not an alien, but it came together in a way where it was three different images, which was all looked like geometry in a way. Trapezoids and rap and tra and rapezoids. Uh yeah, it came all together and it formed a face, and it formed it perfectly. How big? It was a for a regular face. It was it was a face in front of my face. And how did you see it? How long? With my eyes, I saw for about five seconds, and then it just it was gone. Yeah. When I woke up and I was still out of the custom, yeah. No, no. I could have been asleep or awake. I don't know, I couldn't tell. There was no telling. It was I it was I could have been half awake, which is which means I was in that zone. Did you try to kiss it? I did not reach out to it. I was it didn't want to kiss you. No, it wanted to eat my face, to be frank. Oh, yeah, it can't it was a little scary in that moment. What do you think it was trying to tell you? I don't think it was telling me anything. I was thinking I think it was telling me the fact that they're all around us and it could be anything. Yeah. So if you're looking at like a piece of wood, if you it could be a wood demon, uh just just be aware. Do you think if you would have had metaglasses, it would have seen it? Oh, I think I could have seen it better. You should in more clarity. You need some. Yeah, it could see I could see the sacred geometry. I tried a pair on two days ago when I was at the eye doctor. What'd you see? Oh, they weren't like working ones. I just wanted to see what they look like. Oh, they're kind of goofy. They weren't working ones. Because I'm like, you have to charge those. How long does the battery last? And he said four hours. And I'm like, so you have to go without your eyeballs to charge? That doesn't make any sense. I ain't got that kind of time. You don't need that time though. You shouldn't be using well. You could use them, but you you gotta turn it on your eyes and turn them off sometimes. You gotta turn your eyes off. So now the$600 glasses, I can't wear them all the time. I need to buy a$400 pair of glasses, too. It takes care of your some issues that might arise. Yeah, some corrections. Yes, got it. You gotta wear those at night. Mr. Nag glasses. God, I fucking hate drive. I can't drive at night now. I know. So fucking old. You got that shimmer effect. Oh, everything looks like diamonds. Everything is glittering. But I I did hear that I there's a a thing that you can buy to like snap over your glasses. It's supposed to get rid of that, so I'm gonna give it a shot. They're like video game glasses. Getting those. I don't I don't trust those. You don't trust anything. I don't trust those. I've heard stories. People see things with those. I want to know if the metaglasses can see the see the dead. That's from the war. Yeah, the war. Of eighteen twelve. Yes, I mean they could see. Have you seen those videos of people driving the cars through the cemetery? Oh, yeah. And it picks up moving bodies when there's no one there. Yeah. So I wonder wonder if you could see those if you had the meta glasses on. I bet you you could. We gotta get some. It's for a science. It's a science experiment. And it's for the show. We can just write it off. You could, yes. Yeah, just write it off. Put it on a busy expense. Got one. Tell the stockholders. Yeah. This is for science. We bought metaglasses to see dead people. I think if I if you put those on and I walk to a cemetery and I saw a ghost, I'd first just be like, hey, just to see if it looks. No, I don't know what you're talking about. If you saw a ghost, like you wouldn't try to talk to it? I wouldn't know. But maybe. I you would you'd be like, Well, hey, you over there. Yeah, hey, you, give me a dollar. And then it gives you a dollar. Is that real money? How can a ghost give me a dollar? How could it not, though? What if it broke what broke the barrier? Like, what if he tried to give me a dollar, but his hand just kept going through mine? That glitched him. And then they broke. Yeah. That that piece right there. Yep. You started the downfall. That's the glitch in the matrix. Yeah. You started it. That's how we get in the portal. There you go. But what I just gave you the entrance to the portal. It's only gonna cost you$500. What are you gonna do with the$500 after the portal, though? The$500 is to buy the metaglasses. But you already created the portal, but you need the glasses to do it. This is a weird loop that you you broke it already. Why'd you create a weird loop like that? It's a paradox though. I don't make the rules, dude. You can't get the mega glasses and then you get the money, but you get the money from the fucking loophole that you created after you got the meta glasses. But once you go in the portal, it doesn't exist yet because you don't have the metaglasses, because you don't have the money yet. Because you got to have the money for the hole yet. That's what I'm saying. I know you know what you were saying because it's broken. You did broke it before you existed. Oh that's why it hasn't been around yet. What if we buy the knockoff metaglasses on Timu? Oh, you saved money. What kind of portal will that open? That could open a portal. That's what we gotta figure out. We gotta try all the AI glasses to see what portals they open. I don't know if I like that one though. You scared? I could maybe. Think of dragon? A dragon demon? Chinese dragon? Oh, that's that's the Dragon Ball Z dragon. It could be wishes coming through. Fucking Pokemons. That might be nice. Pokemon dragons. You never know. You could be right. And I could be wrong. But maybe you're maybe more right because you know what happened the other day. Oh, tell me. Was the red skies. You saw that. Oh, in Australia? Yeah. Yeah, that I that was dragon. What was the explanation on that? Please tell me. Uh dust storms kicked up kicked up red sands into the skies. And there was uh oasis hurricanes and violent winds that unleashed it. I don't like any of that. And it happened there, and it also just happened over in uh uh Greece. The Greek sky was also turning red, just as violently a dark shade. The red moon arisen, and now red skies appeareth. What do you say about that, Berg? The aliens were moving and they needed a mask. That's what that was. That was a red mask. That's what that was. They turned shades of red because people can't people like you. We need to move some ships. Colorblind people can't see that. And it wouldn't matter. So the next motive, I wonder what red synthum is gonna happen next. So then does that mean red moon? Red skies? It red seas. And they have red mud? Red sea. Oh, red mud? Mud mud wars. Mud slides, mud worlds. Mud worlds. Mud flood. There we go. That's what I was looking for. We got buried in the muds and it's gonna be red. I can't tell you what. This is weird. We just we we just gave another prediction for another five years. Hey, let me ask you something. We should get go-karts. Well uh you you talked about this before, actually. Seriously, what kind of go-karts? I don't know. Adult go-karts? Are they gas powered or do they have lithium batteries? I'd go gas. You want to go high-end? Yeah, because I you know, I like the noise. You put the jet fuel on those ones. We can. You want to do that though. Let's get some go-karts get the turbos going, yeah. Yeah. And then we could put the paddle tires on them and take them out to the sand dunes. You can put the bait tires on there. No, they got paddles on them, so you can take it in the sand. What's the paddle? I'd never seen a paddle tire before. We get go-karts. I I heard you the first time. That was the third time you said it. We just get go-karts. Okay. And we just fucking take them around and ride them places. Oh. Where can we ride go-karts? Anywhere you want to go. I don't think you can go anywhere you want to go. For sure, there's regulations and laws and what first of all, you already got a go-kart. I just like want to ride in the dirt. Well, you I don't know if that's a go-kart then. No, it's a go-kart. I don't think it is. I think you're talking more about quad. No. Like quad cart. No, no, no, no. There's off-road go-karts, dude. I don't know. I guarantee you. Look it up. No. Look it up. I don't want to. Let's get some. Like, let's just buy a thousand acres and make the world's biggest dirt go-kart track. Oh, yeah. No, we'd be well known for it. Yeah, we have races there. I like it. I guess the perfect job is it's how could you not have fun with go-karts? Yeah, you'd be a hot dog, you'd be at a hot dog stand with your bean cart. And the bean cart. Yeah. That's the perfect setup for a go-kart track. Baked beans and a hot dog truck. Mm-hmm track. Mm-hmm. That sounds like a perfect you have a laundromat right next to it. Because you get dirty from the racetrack. It makes sense. And a car wash. And the bowling alley is attached to it. So you got something to do with your clothes cleaned after you've been on the track. So we're gonna have a bowling alley, a go-kart track, and a laundromat. And a laundromat and a car wash. Yeah. All on one spot. Well, I mean, we might as well put in a trailer park. There you go. Upscale mobile home park. You do your own lake. You got a little mud lake. Mud lake. Mud lake. We have mud bottom lake. We got a mud reservoir. Oh man reservoir. You actually said it in French, I mean. So get this. I'm listening. They just woke up a mouse from cryosleep. Without his blood turning to icicles? Yes. That was the major dilemma. For you people that didn't know this, you the cryosleep has been an idea of fiction made into fact. But they the the the real thing you had to hurdle over was when you freeze a cell, it becomes icicles and it tears apart molecules. So you couldn't do it. Well, they created some type of gel. I don't fucking know. All they did was uh from my main theoretical brain reading this article was they took a slice of mouse brain, froze it in a certain way, and then they unfroze it in another certain way, and electrical impulses still existed before it died again. Because a brain can only exist for so long after unfrozen. But that pretty much means hey, they're starting to able to recreate a whole transcending different dimensions, Johnny Depth idea in transcendence. Yes, that's exactly it. Now, but they probably already had this, so now they're just letting the general public know. So now they're just gonna ramp it up. Who other famous people are frozen? Oh, so many sons of bitches out. Walt Disney for sure. I feel like that's not one of them. That's just the decoy one. He's the mask? Yeah. You think they'll bring back Elvis? Elvis never left his building, dude. He's still out there. He's just he's living it up in the Caribbean. He's just a singer down there. He's we wouldn't recognize him, though. He sings country now. Like, I feel like if Elvis showed up today, like by next week, no one would give a fuck because like there's just constantly so much shit going on. Oh, there's too much going on. We'd be like, we'd pay attention to it for about six hours. Yeah, that's that's the amount of time we probably would have for this. You got your hot 15 minutes. He'd be our tiger king. Oh he'd be he'd be the tiger king of the summer, and then we'd like fuck Elvis. That was a whole summer though. That was pretty good. Tiger King had a good run, but Elvis would it would be a way less time, especially in this day and age. Yeah, fuck that dude. But anyway, yeah, no, so you can put yourself to sleep and maybe you could sleep through this current mess that we're all living through. Huh. There's possibility. Another prediction in my five years is you'll see cryosle sleep centers start to pop up. Put yourself to sleep if you know you got some major disease, which they'll probably start inventing, which ticks are coming through. Oh, yeah, we're all gonna have Lyme disease. Yeah. Did you see uh what's the other disease they can give you that makes you allergic to meat? You told me about it. I don't know the name of it. Yeah. It was coming from ticks again. Yeah. So you if you get that, you can only eat the fake meat. Yeah, you can only eat the fake meat. The 3D processing meat. So you guys have to invest in the 3D processor, and then you can only buy the trademarked items from people that create 3D meats. You'd have to go get your blood cycled. Oh, okay. Did we talk about Bob Barker last week being a racist? Can't trust anyone. You can't trust anyone. You can't trust no one. You know what you have to do? What do you trust in yourself?

unknown 17:23

Yeah.

Mermaids Sirens And Interview Plans

Ties Cut Brain Bloodflow

SPEAKER_01 17:24

Because you can't listen to anyone else. Because what what happens when the aliens come? Well, they're already here. No, the alien syndrome. You get did you ever get alien hand syndrome before? What's that? Alien hand. Um, I didn't know this until today. Sometimes your hand starts acting not with your consciousness, it just starts doing things like grabbing stuff and holding on to stuff by itself, and then eventually it just kind of goes away. That's them taking over, bro. But you can look it up, it's a real thing. You want to get a real conspiracy theory? Oh, yes. We always do on the show of Stoner Babbel. Maybe conspiracy theory they injected us all with the chips and they're just testing the alien hand? Yeah. They're testing the with the chips. Oh no. Seeing if it is the chip working and then they take over full control. Boom. Oh no. You're gonna start seeing stuff go down with the 5G signals. I don't like the fact because you know we predict stuff and stuff comes true. I don't know if I like you telling me stuff like this. Could be. It could be, could be, dude. I don't know about this. Alien's hands is the chips inside with red skies above. I'm telling you, you need to build that Faraday room and sleep in it. See what happens. Uh, you're supposed to build it for me. And then you're supposed to give me the list of materials. Uh, you just said it was like my other PVC. Sleep in a garbage bag? I could try. As long as there's a few uh like layers. You can't have holes though, dude. I well, that's gonna be hard. You got to take a tank. That's gonna be hard. I guess wouldn't you have the same sensation underwater? Like, how far underwater would you have to go to block frequency? I think you can escape underwater, but you gotta you gotta go deep, but then you gotta be able to survive down there. That's probably why those there's mermaids down there. So that guy that washed up on the beach that said he got abducted by mermaids and they made him do construction work. It was real. It was real. What can construct what kind of construction did he do? I don't know. He did some carpentry work. I wonder why they needed him for that. Must have had like tiny hands or something could fit in there. Maybe I think mermaids are bigger. Maybe they're just not good at building things. Yeah, maybe they have T-Rex hands. Yeah, they're just uh not good appendages, they don't have long arms. That's why they stay in the water. They're fins, yeah. So they needed an able-bodied man for a couple of days. They took him down and then threw him back on the beach. They know who's gonna believe that story. That only makes sense to me. Because they look at it as like he's not gonna tell anyone that he was abducted by mermaids. People will think he's crazy. And then even if he does say it, no one's gonna believe him. Is that like the one mythical creature that you think that you're still holding on hope is real? I I don't even want to hold on to hope because I know it's real. Oh, you know mermaids are real. Oh, sirens. Okay. Is there any other mythical creatures that you think are still real? Oh, the the goat thing. The hell goat. The hell goat? Yeah, the hell goat comes for hell. You think that's the face you saw? The same tanting one. Which one would you rather see? See the goat or the mermaid? Mermaid still. You could control the goat with just like Cheetos. True. Cause they eat everything, they eat junk. And they're dumb. Like, yeah, you could just feed it fucking. I guess if you feed it maybe, yeah, I guess you can roll with the goat for a little while. I feel like the mermaid is gonna dominate you. That goat is gonna have a little bloodlust though, so you're gonna have to satiate it like once in a while. Like, what are you gonna do with that though? Feed it chickens. Oh, you're gonna be on chicken farm. I can have to live there for a little bit. Or if I just let it loose for every once in a while, I don't care what it does. Oh. I just feel like you can control the goat more. You go investigate the mermaids. I got no time for that. You think there's a mermaid cruise? Is someone doing that? Like someone doing mermaid tours? Oh, for sure. Absolutely. They should get at us. You know what's crazy now that we're talking about mermaids. Just made me think. So the other morning I woke up and come out to the living room and my wife is watching one of those like shows where like a couple's shopping for a house and they go look at three houses and pick one type show, right? The husband was an engineer and the wife was a mermaid. She dressed up as a mermaid for like appearances, and she was like in a couple of movies. But they were literally in a river in Florida on a busy Saturday with like people tubing, and she had her mermaid fin on and was swimming around in the river. Was she just living her life? She was just mermaid. You believe she was a mermaid? Was she a mermaid? No, because I watched her walk around and look at houses, but it was a nice mermaid getup. Oh. She did professional work. Has she met other mermaids? Oh, yeah. There's like a whole posse of them. A clan of mermaid ladies out there pretending to be mermaids. Have they met real mermaids? Ah, I haven't dug that deep. You know. I would like to know. Someone's gonna claim that they've had an how believable can that be when you know? I had a close encounter with a mermaid. Did you? Yep. When? In Lake Michigan. We live in the Great Lakes. I thought they were only in the ocean. No, you got fresh lake mermaids. You got freshwater mermaids? Holy sh this is a game changer for me. I didn't know they traveled. They were never going in the water again. You didn't know they traveled. I thought there was only saltwater mermaids. No, of course not. Same size, bigger, smaller? No, no, they were definitely a little bit smaller. Okay. Freshwater mermaids are smaller. They're about 18 inches long at most. Oh yeah. That's why I just like punched them off. Oh god, what it wants. They still talked, yeah. How what did it want? We need to come down there. Oh man. And do some carpentry work. And I said, no, I don't have time for that right now with you. But you wouldn't be able to fight off of saltwater. No, saltwater is too big. Yeah. Should we try to interview that guy? Which one? The guy that got abducted by mermaid. Reach out to him and see if you can see that. I would try to interview what was his name. Was his name like Mitch or something? We'll have to look it up after the show. I don't know anything about this guy, but yes, I will do that. We haven't we've only interviewed that one guy. We interviewed somebody before? Two. Oh, we did, don't we? Way back in the day. Oh boy. We should get this guy's mermaid story. Yeah, we will we want to get to the truth, the heart, the core of it. The meat of the whole thing. Yes. What if he was like, I get you a phone number to the mermaid. We gotta interview the mermaid. We can talk to the so we gotta get in touch with the guy. That's that that should be our guy. The guy's number one. Yeah, and if he's in jail, let's take our our wireless mics and we'll go on a road trip and we'll go visit him. I feel like if that happened to you, like how do you recover from that? Everyone's just telling you that you're crazy, but you literally were with mermaids for 48 hours. No, you just you fuck them. You say fuck who wait, you fucked the mermaid? I mean, maybe one. But two, you just no, you you you do what you did what you did. I wonder if it was like he was cool with doing the work. Dude, was he cool with doing it? Or was he like, yeah, that was like hard. If I remember correctly, from his statement, he said he was forced to do it. I feel like if you're forced to do something, you're not enjoying it. So maybe they were stern with him. Oh, very stern. It's Florida. So maybe Florida mermaids are a little bit more. Oh, I didn't know it was Florida mermaids. Yeah. Oh, that's a whole different ballgame. You know, those Golf of America mermaids. You know where the Florida mermaids came from. You don't want to see a Florida mermaid or a Jersey mermaid. Oh. I feel like you you want to encounter like a Northern California mermaid, a Seattle mermaid, even a Carolina mermaid, but Jersey, New York, Florida. You want to stay away from those. Damn. Now, gets a little fun when you get around Louisiana. Wow. Because you got those Gator mermaids. Gator okay. No one knew about the Gator mermaids. Yep. Out there, out there they got those Gator mermaids. The Gardars. Yeah. So the Cajun mermaids mixed with the Cajun Gators. It's just I'd rather see a fucking full-blown T-Rex than a mermaid. I feel like I could kill the T-Rex with a gun. No, you won't. You can never shoot the mermaid. You're not shooting anything with a gun. You can't shoot straight. First, number two, number T-Rex is he's he's on you. But I'm gonna shoot him with a brain. You got no brain big enough for you to be like shoot with ammo. That wouldn't be big enough caliber enough anyway. No, dude. I do. You don't know caliber sizes. Yeah, I do. You're like, I'm gonna shoot him with uh with an ammo gun. 100 cal, dude. Oh, 100k. You gotta know 100 cal. You make up shit all the time. 100 cal less piece of you got any more stories? Yeah. What you got? What do you know about ties? You're a tie guy, right? Uh not anymore. We used to be tie guys. We wore suits all the time. We did. You did. I did. Yeah. I wore ties all the time. Ties are bad for your health. You know what? I learned today and I thought about it was all the politicians wear ties, and ties lead to seven percent reduced blood circulation to the head. So they're wearing something that makes them more stupid because their blood is fucking going elsewhere. That makes sense to their brain. Anybody that's in a business that's wearing a tie, loosen it up. And I always felt dumber at work. Yeah, that's why when you ever get out of work, you just loosen your tie up and uh immediately you feel but you feel better because the blood goes back to your fucking brain. I like it. Loosen it up, take off your tie. Can we just be honest? Put a bow tie on your forehead. Let's just kill that fashion trend altogether. There's never a need for a tie. People a long time ago used to wear stupid tall hats and have walking sticks and long tails. We killed all that. I want to wear a super tall hat. I'm sure you do. A top hat. Do it from time to time if you can. Let's get rid of the tie. You know what they need to bring back? Suspenders. Suspenders. Bring those back. How are you gonna wear you're gonna wear those without a tie? Don't need a tie. You're just open chested. Suspenders. No shirt underneath. Whatever. Do what you want. You want whatever you want to do. Suspend it up. I think you should wear an as an ascaf. An ascot? An ascot? Is that what you meant? No. Huh. An ascaf? But that's fine. What's an ascaf?

SPEAKER_02 27:54

Nothing means nothing. Nothing means nothing. What do you mean by that? Or I'm talking about all the way to the top, yeah.

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Discord Plug And Outro

SPEAKER_01 28:00

What do you think about that quadruple amputee dude? Quadruple amputee professional cornhole player. Anyways, he was traveling in a van with three of his buddies, and they were arguing, and he shot him. A quadruple amputee guy shot the guy he was arguing with who was driving, pulled the van over, told the other guys, help me get this body out. And they were like, fuck off. We're getting out. Dumped them out and then took off with the dead guy in the van. But apparently this guy has a history of anger issues and but he's also won shooting competitions. Even though he's a quad amputee, he's like really good. He has like modified handguns to that he can shoot with his nubs. So he should be he's lethal. He should be a registered weapon. My question would be how do you imprison a nugget? Do you put him in a smaller jail cell? Is that what you're asking for? Well, if you put him in with other people, they're just gonna toss him around. What kind of prison does he go to? You don't get special treatment. I tell you what, you're right, you're right. You deal with it. You shut you you you got you got shisty in the weeds, and now you're gonna have to deal with the the reaper. And now you're gonna get tossed around the courtyard, dude. As a football. I'm I I do he well, how long did he get? Is he gonna get trial? What what is it why do they do that? Money. It's money. Money. You're a corporate guy. You know about corporations. National corporation, yeah. Yeah. That's the law, that's the law system. You better get judicial with it. Well, what do you say? What do we what do we say? Let's do some final thoughts here for this uh strange day. What you got? I well I'm gonna re- I'm gonna recant. Red skies, red skies above, red moon rising, and our earth is slowing down. I did not know this until today either. Is uh back in the day. Our days were 19 to 21 hours, and now it's 24. And according to this article, something very weird is happening inside the earth's core. Here's what the means for the planet from from science, from from BBC in the science focus. Yeah, yeah. The core is slowing down. This was a movie before with Aaron Ark Aaron Eckhart. He went to the core to save the core because it was slowing down. The movie is uh fiction is now fact. Earth is slowing down, and we don't know why. And it's probably something to do with the crystals. Do you think crystal core is happening and it's just ringing out? You were a crystal guy, right? You started studying crystals last month, if I remember. You had a book on it. Crystals. Look at all the volcanic activity going right now. There's volcanoes exploding. In the Philippines, one just yesterday. Really? Yeah. But what if the core is pushing all the lava out, and then once the lava's out, it stops. What stops? The Earth? The Earth. Oh, that means we're dead, bro. That means we reach the center of the black hole. Why would the Earth stop moving because of the center of it? Explain it. You can't explain it. No one can. Once you meet it to the center of the black hole, it just stops. That's metaphysical. That's why you guys see the 3D images in the faces. And that's where you can choose your next timeline. That's the great reset. Yep. Where which which which direction you want to go? Which one are you gonna go with? Different one? Well, you have to pick one. Slightly different one. You gotta pick one. A wholly different one? There's four choices. There's there's only four choices. Four choices. Really? Yeah. What are the four choices? North, south, east, or west. Oh, it's directional. Yep. But you don't know what it is. You don't know. It's like four closed doors. Which way are you going? I don't know. I probably go north. I feel like you always want to go north. Do you? I feel like it. That's just like that's the general direction. But that's what you are remembering from your current time. I know. But that might not be true in your next time. My next one, yes. Do you need to do opposite of what you would normally do if you're trying to get back to what you would normally get real psychological? If you're currently north, you would actually want to go south. You think you would. But if you go back north, it's gonna be opposite of what you know. There's always that. I'm going east. What draws you to the east? I can't. I'm a sunrise guy. Oh, like the bad guy tequila sunrise on the porch. Oh, yeah. I mean, it just feels like it's the brightest to me. I mean, I could see that. I'm going east, dude. You're going east. Damn, dude. But if you go north and I go east, we won't know each other. We'll be in what got covered and we'll be in different timelines. Yeah, that's what that's what happens. You gotta save the fucking world again. So we gotta go to the center of the earth. I don't know if we can, but why not? I don't know. It just seems like a bad idea. It seems like a bad idea is something that's down there. Why poke a hole in something that is sealed? It's a lot of pressure. And you might make it go boom boom. I don't think it'll explode. I think it's going to implode. I think once the lava comes out, it will just it sucks everything in. Yeah, it'll collapse. And then it's just a dying star. It'll go from a sphere to uh a nub. We're gonna be playing nub nub. There's only one major city nub city. And gotta live on top of the nub because the water's in the bottom of the nub. It just all fuck. Leave the middle of the earth alone, crystal dudes. What's your final thought? You know, have you ever thought about dirt? Have I thought about dirt? All the dirt on your body and how you wash it off. I was just thinking about it was in a sha was a shower thought. I don't have dirt on me. There's gotta be a healthier way to clean yourself. Water is healthy. I don't want to frighten the water. It's just like, but then you put all the the soap on you. I wonder if like back in the day, like people discovered mint leaves and they like bunched them up and like took a shower with them. Because if you took a shower with mint leaves, it would exfoliate your skin and make you smell good. Why do you have to use all of the poison soap? It ruins your skin, and then they sell you the poison lotion. You build the Faraday room and sleep in it, and then I'll shower for a week with mint leaves, and we'll do a test. We'll grow, we'll start a mint farm and we'll sell mint soap. Hopefully, you don't get alien hands before then. I can't get the chip, dude. It's already in you. I took it out. You took out the chip. You're already a microchip guy. I know a guy. Or you did some back alley deals. Mm-hmm. You took it out. Yeah, this sounds perfect. I'm sure there's something healthier out there. Learn to grow some. Oh, it's not hard. You just put the seeds in a pot and water on it. You haven't done it before. Yeah, I have. You haven't grown mint. Yes, I have. You haven't grown, you haven't grown mint well. No, dude, I'm gonna grow the best mint you've ever fucking had. I don't think that's even possible. And then how do we turn the peppermint plants into oil? You gotta put it in a vial. Yeah, but you just crush them. High heat and crushing power, strength. That's why you gotta do it underwater. You put it underwater. You put a big old tube down there. I'm just gonna go all the way and you put it on pressure. Eat the leaves. You eat them. I'm gonna have a mint salad. You're gonna have a mint salad. Well, you can eat so your business models to eat mint salads. Yep. That sounds great. Yeah. That's a perfect business model. Mint salad. Send it in. I'm doing it. Send it in to finance. Yep. Let them see what they approve. I love it. Hopefully the banks do too. Our government's dumb enough. If I send it to them, they'll just put it on the food pyramid. They'll give you a pellet. Yeah. I can get a grant for it and they'll put it on the food pyramid. Fucking mint salad. You got six foods. Serving it in fucking schools everywhere, dude. Oh, wow. The Burke Mint Salad. It's a real monopoly. Yeah. You'll be in high schools for like six years until they figure it out. Mint salad. It'll start out healthy, but then they'll start, you know, degrade over time. GMO mint leads. You gotta save money here and there. God. My year for fucking mint farmer, dude. Year six to God anyway. You catch us on a Discord. You'll find us in the show notes.

SPEAKER_02 36:00

Same old vibe. Hit stop, but the store still roll. You can feel them like going in headphones. On the big now slow. AJ Bird, gotta let y'all go. One more laugh from afraid the black. The next hot take brings you back.