Stoner Logic And Space Doubts

The more “official” something sounds, the easier it is to swallow and the harder it is to question. We push back on that instinct and follow the rabbit hole wherever it goes, from NASA doubt and moon-landing suspicion to the uncomfortable reality that AI can fake almost anything you see on a screen.

We talk “central casting” claims about astronauts, the story of a museum “moon rock” that reportedly tested as petrified wood, and the tiny details that make conspiracy brains light up, like a capsule that looks burnt to hell but still has a perfect logo. From there we pivot into simulation theory, because real life starts getting strange too: a brutal static shock that flashes like a camera, a lightning strike minutes later, then a stoner thought about a kid on a scooter that plays out exactly as imagined. Coincidence, pattern-seeking, or a nudge from the universe?

The back half turns into a debate about modern tech and attention. If you could erase one invention, would you kill the internet, the smartphone, or the part of culture that makes every ping feel urgent? Along the way we hit dreams, aliens, dying-scientist rumors, Oak Island fatigue, Easter egg logic, and a return to threes with red skies, red seas, and the Dead Sea “coming back to life.” We close with a simple challenge: we’re testing manifestation this week and paying attention to what shows up.

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Transcript

Banter And Argument Rules

SPEAKER_01 0:06

Burke on the mic. Stone of Bible coming at you. Feeling just right. Foodsack of baby! Yeah, that's the show. Good vibes always!

SPEAKER_00 0:25

Let the good times flow.

SPEAKER_04 0:28

Are you ready yet? Or you still need like a few? I'm still gonna smoke, but we got a wild show to go. You got a wild show? We got a wild show to go. A wild show? I was fucking.

SPEAKER_03 0:36

I was told a certain thing today. What was you told? I was told by you that I'm not argumentative anymore.

SPEAKER_04 0:41

You gonna soft.

SPEAKER_03 0:42

Everything, every single thing you say is wrong. Every single thing you're gonna tell me right going forward, that is.

SPEAKER_04 0:49

Nah, you're gonna knee-jerk React and just argue with everything.

SPEAKER_03 0:53

I'm gonna be the guy that's gonna turn your words around on everything you say.

SPEAKER_04 0:57

Sometimes I feel like I say something and I'm like, man, normally he'd have given me a good five-minute yelling. If you're listening to this, explain to him that the show is called stoner babble, and we're not supposed to understand any of this.

SPEAKER_03 1:08

No, I get that, but it's also not called stoner argument because you're a stupid bitch that wants to argue every point. But sometimes arguments are healthy. They are healthy for relationships. And that's why we do it sometimes, just not every time. Yep. You're relating it every time.

SPEAKER_04 1:21

We need one good argument every show. Okay. I can carry that rule.

SPEAKER_03 1:25

There, fair enough. Fair enough. We wish you know why we're government.

SPEAKER_04 1:29

Yeah. But we're a better government. Yeah. I'm not trying to be a dictator and say, no, I need you to argue. Why is why I got floppy dick mic?

SPEAKER_03 1:38

Floppy, that's your normal mic. Look, no, why is it so floppy dick dick, Mike? Probably because you twisted it the wrong way.

SPEAKER_04 1:44

Man.

SPEAKER_03 1:45

Yeah, I wish you would untwist it. How do I do that? You fucking twist it the other way. I d you learn to screwdriver it.

SPEAKER_00 1:52

Would I rather be feared or loved? Both. Um, easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

SPEAKER_04 1:59

It's this piece that's wobbly.

SPEAKER_00 2:01

Oh.

SPEAKER_04 2:01

Whatever. I just cock it to the side like a real penis.

SPEAKER_03 2:04

Oh.

NASA Actors And Moon Landing Doubts

SPEAKER_04 2:06

Right back to it. Right back to it.

SPEAKER_03 2:08

Yes.

SPEAKER_04 2:08

So what's up, dude? Yeah, you're NASA. Just a bunch of actors.

SPEAKER_03 2:12

Now that you said that, and I started to believe it now, because central casting, I did not see this coming. In 2026, I'm starting to not believe in space travel. And if you need to not know this, I just I just want you to go search for it. It's called Central Casting. And there's pictures of actors that were acting, not six months before they were space traveling. And I just don't on an episode of NCIS. Are they telling you this to your face? They're walking around with their asses out. Yeah. I get it. But I just I can't understand how I'm supposed to be just still. I I no matter what happens, or is you still have to live your life.

SPEAKER_04 2:52

Is that why maybe they sent Katy Perry and all those other Yahoos to space just just to kind of be like, oh, anyone can do it. This comes out, they'll be like, Yeah, the guy used to be an actor, now he's an astronaut. How dare you question that? I'm with you, dude. I don't believe any of it. And if you remember, when we started this show, there was a conspiracy theory around that time that the shuttle that blew up.

SPEAKER_03 3:16

The challenger.

SPEAKER_04 3:17

Yeah. They find these people that are would be the age of those astronauts, and you put them side by side, and I don't know how you tell me they're not those people. The blow up was an act, walking on the moon was an act. I ain't believing. There was explosions. Oh, I'm sure there was explosions.

SPEAKER_03 3:32

You weren't there. You don't know what happened. You weren't either. I wasn't. So I can't I can't talk on it. But I don't know why you can talk on it because you said you were Space Israel. We just I don't know anymore if we've been there. Is weird for me to say because I would argument, I would I would argue this fact that we went there. But now I don't know. I pulled up another article for you that kind of 1969. We gave a moon rock to the Dutch museum. You know what they did? Not nay, say maybe like five, ten years ago? They tested that moon rock. You know what it was? You know what you know what it was? Moonrock in museum is just petrified wood. What's going on anymore? What can you what can you trust if moon rocks aren't real? Spit it, brother. What are we even doing? We're not doing what are we doing? I think we're just we're paying fucking taxes. We're faking it to give people hope. You're faking it to make it, but you're not even making it.

SPEAKER_04 4:28

That fake money, like for you to fake all of this stuff, like, where's it going? The moon project. They're aliens. And also, like, what horrible timing. We're gonna start a war and go to space at the same damn time, dude. It's like it's hard for me to give a fuck about space right now. You know what I mean? Like, it'd be different if you were like, hey, we figured out a way to get people on Mars in a few months, and we'll have a video of it. That might interest me. Oh, you know the the thing that we landed on in 1969? We're gonna send some more people up there just to float around it. I'm not excited about that. But I'm excited. Here's another reason I know it's fucking fake, JJ. I tell you this much, motherfucker. Watch that capsule come back to Earth. I've watched it. Oh yeah, it's I watched it with my eyeballs. So black and burnt up, yet when it hits the water, no steam. I don't give a fuck what you tell me about heat shields and how they disperse heat. Fuck all of that, dude. It's molecules.

SPEAKER_03 5:23

You wouldn't understand it. You're not quantum.

SPEAKER_04 5:25

Also, riddle me this, motherfucker. How in the world is the big blue fucking NASA sticker somehow just perfectly stuck on the side? So you mean to tell me that that thing wretched fucking meteoric temperatures to come bolting through the atmosphere and it didn't melt the fucking sticker?

SPEAKER_03 5:44

What kind of sticker do you think they're buying from? This is NASA sticker. There's only a fucking sticker on the world that can take that kind of heat. If you think it's a sticker, you're fucking out of your mind then. Then what is metals, baby? It's metal modules. It's the shell cooker.

SPEAKER_04 6:02

The only thing that happened did not get fucking damaged during the flight is the fucking blue logo. It set there perfectly, but this thing looked like it just got beat up by space junk and galaxy cock. You know what looks more badass is a fucking like tattered logo because it looked like it been through something. Not like it just went down to get fucking groceries.

SPEAKER_03 6:25

So anyway, we're going to space. No, we and we're passing that barrier. It ain't real. And yet again, we're gonna fly around uh we track, backtrack, Artemis 2. What's going on with that?

Lightning Shocks And Simulation Signs

SPEAKER_04 6:35

I'm gonna tell you, I really don't believe in space. You don't believe there's no space. And here's why.

SPEAKER_03 6:39

So what is it then? I had a simulation.

SPEAKER_04 6:41

Okay, you tell me I had a simulation moment. You you had a moment. I had dude, I had a moment, and I this is I'm being 100% honest when I tell you this. I tend to have superstitions and threes. You gotta show me three things for me to be like, okay, all right, you ready? I'm I'm I'm living it. There's a light switch in my basement that is notorious for static shocking me. Doesn't happen to my wife, no one else has complained. It just happens to me. And I'm usually just like, I'll chalk it up to I got a blanket because it's cold down there. I get I just took the blanket off. I touched the light socket. Static makes sense to me. The other night, we were about to get some bad storms and I heard it thundering. In my head, I'm like, you should go outside, smoke some weed before it starts storming. So I get up off the basement couch and I go to touch that light socket, and it shocked me so fucking hard. I felt a pain in my finger, but when it happened, the light was off. I was trying to turn it on. It just shocked me before I flipped the switch. And that split second, I saw the flash of the shock, and it lit up my room, and I could see my finger still on the socket, like a hologram of my finger, like a ghost finger, is the best way to describe it on that light socket, and all in a split second, from the tip of my finger to my elbow, it hurts still. And then I just remember I looked up and I'm like, the lights aren't on, and I flip the lights on. As I'm heading up the stairs, and it's nighttime, I can look out the garage door and I see lightning in the sky. I get up there, I pack a bowl, I open the side door. It's not raining yet, but the sky is active. The second I stepped out the door and put two feet on the ground, a bolt of lightning top to ground, looked like it hit my neighbor's house. Just fucking blast. So that was the second thing I'm like, and they happen back to back. They're within minutes. A couple days go by. This happened yesterday, and this is what made me tie it together for me. I'm standing on the deck on the side of my house, and I can see the street, and there's a kid riding an electric scooter, and he goes by a couple of times. I just had that thought, like a like your stoner thoughts, right? In my mind, I had the thought, if I had that scooter, what would I do with it right now? And my brain went to immediately, it's a little scooter. So I would sit down on it and I would hold the handlebars and kind of ride it like a motorcycle. That kid rode back by five seconds later, and how do you think he was riding on that scooter? He was setting on it, holding it like a motorcycle. And that was the third moment for me.

SPEAKER_03 9:20

So even if I were to believe three events happen in a row, what is that gonna lead to? I don't know. What does it mean? I don't know. It just means that you're playing with yourself during the thunderstorm. It just sounds I just need to stay away from electricity. I don't know if you can do that. You're a guy that lives on electricity. You're right. We all do. I do, and I like electricity. Yeah, you like you like lights. So what if it means that uh none of it never means anything? What I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 9:50

It means unmeans. It could mean nothing.

SPEAKER_03 9:51

It could mean anything.

SPEAKER_04 9:52

It could mean nothing. It was just very coincidental. So now I do I chalk it up as just coincidence. Like, what if it happens again? Let's say there is a simulation and it was trying to show me something. How many more times do I have to take the signal? And then, like you said, even if I do get it, then what does that mean?

Scooter Portals And Time Travel Talk

SPEAKER_03 10:10

It just means you're breaking through. I thought you were supposed to try to find the portal. I need to get a scooter? You you scooter through the portal. Scooter gang?

SPEAKER_04 10:19

Maybe the lightning was trying to tell me like the movie Back to the Future. We gotta go 88 miles per hour on a scooter and get struck by lightning. I'm trying to visualize visualize. Movies are what they say, movies are always trying to tell us something.

SPEAKER_03 10:33

They all oh absolutely. And we're everything is real, and everything's not real until it's made real.

SPEAKER_04 10:39

So we gotta get an electric scooter with a metal pole attached to the bottom.

SPEAKER_03 10:42

I was gonna say, how do you form that? Because that's gonna be a long tail.

SPEAKER_04 10:45

They definitely have scooters that go 88 miles.

SPEAKER_03 10:48

Oh, absolutely. And then boom, we're back, we're back in the future. Where we're going. Yeah. Where are we going? What year? You want to go back in time? But I feel like going in the future would just be what if it's bad. Benedictual.

SPEAKER_04 10:59

Here's the dilemma with that. If you go back, you know what to expect. If you go forward, you don't know. What if the future ain't so bright and you get stuck there? Well, what if you go around? You can't go around.

SPEAKER_03 11:09

You're gonna go in the circle back alley. Well, what if there's always a back alley?

SPEAKER_04 11:13

What if you go to the future and it's so bad that they don't have the technology that you need to get back? It's a wasteland.

SPEAKER_03 11:19

It don't matter. You make it out of waste.

SPEAKER_04 11:22

Oh. Your time machine can be wasteful. So you're gonna make uh a waste scooter to get struck by light.

SPEAKER_03 11:28

That's how they fed the machine anyway.

SPEAKER_04 11:31

I'm going back.

SPEAKER_03 11:31

You're going back?

SPEAKER_04 11:32

Yeah. I mean, I feel like I could go back, no longer what I know now. I feel like I go back to like 1989 and change the world.

SPEAKER_03 11:39

And how would you do how would you how how would you change it? I don't know. I think you would just bite people. Like in 1989, you go back in time, you just start biting people for no fucking reason. You become a serial biter.

SPEAKER_04 11:51

Let me ask you this. You gotta go back in time to kill one invention that we use every day. What is it?

SPEAKER_03 11:58

Just because I'm gonna say something radical.

SPEAKER_04 12:01

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 12:01

The internet. Okay, I mean, yeah. I'm just gonna take away the source of everything and you can go back to the the stone age, empirical writing.

SPEAKER_04 12:09

I was thinking cell phone. There was a part of our childhood where we didn't have internet, but then most of our lives we had internet. But at the beginning, our internet you had to be on the fucking computer, and now you can have it anywhere. So you just take that away. The cell phones. When you're out, you're enjoying your day. You don't enjoy nothing though. Shut your mouth.

SPEAKER_03 12:26

Yeah, you sit inside your house and you say, I enjoy the day, but from afar, through a window, through glass. You're in your prison. I don't care what you're saying because you're stuck at home. You're just like looking outside, going, What a great day. And then you go back to staring at your little cell phone screen, fucking piece of shit. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. So you need to get rid of that. So you need to have it taken away. No, or you just put it away. It was people were just nicer before we had cell phones. No, they weren't. They still created atrocities. No. You think people were nicer, and it's only really the 1% that are really evil. True. And that's how it's always heading bad. Cell phones make it worse. It feels like it's disconnected. But if you look at old timey photos, people sitting in the subway, you know what they're reading? Fucking newspapers. They're all ignoring each other anyway. People think like, oh, cell phones are gonna change that. No, it fucking people don't like other people. I mean You think introverts didn't exist back in the day? They people were different back in the day. No, people just don't like people.

SPEAKER_04 13:26

If we don't have internet, we would just be more social. In a way you would have to be because of survival. I don't miss that part, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 13:33

Like you have to get things so you would have to be more social, but people are still gonna be the same type of people. I feel like either way.

SPEAKER_04 13:41

I mean, I guess if you killed the internet, you wouldn't have much of a cell phone, anyways. At the beginning, you had to pay for minutes and pray you didn't go over. And you had to pay for data and pay you didn't go over. And like now you have unlimited everything, and like if my phone rings, I want to just throw it in the fucking dumpster. I wish you could just pay for a cell phone plan that didn't allow calling. Texting. Text only. Text only. If you can't text me, I don't want to talk to you.

SPEAKER_03 14:06

Yeah, that's just too much. It's too much energy to talk to you.

SPEAKER_04 14:09

Right.

SPEAKER_03 14:09

I don't need to talk to you.

SPEAKER_04 14:10

And then like if I need to buy a talk package, I can buy like 10 minutes a month. Just for emergencies. Yeah. If you called me, I would answer, but I'm still looking at my phone like, why is he calling me? Why would he not just text me? And it's usually because you're driving. I'll get that. But if you're just sitting at home and you call me, I don't like that.

Full Circle Predictions And Old Episodes

SPEAKER_03 14:31

Send me a Texas. Let me go full circle. That's the name of an episode we did about five years ago. And since we started talking about prophesizing certain things within five years, I figured it was best to go back in time five years ago to an episode that occurred. And this only got to my attention because I was watching this episode get downloaded more for some reason. And I was like, what was full circle? Well, it turns out it happened five years ago. Almost to this date, May 17th. So whenever this episode gets loaded, here's a few things about the episode that we may have prophesied. We talked about nukes in space. And nukes, nukes in space and lasers. And you know what just happened? Pooh, and has talked about putting a nuke in space. Did you know that? Did you did you prophesize that? Because we did. No. So that's great. So I'm I'm gonna we're prophesized that lasers in space. Also, I had a big head five years ago. At the beginning of the episode. You told you call me big head. Yeah. And then at the very end of the episode, I had a small head. So how somehow my head had shrunk during the episode. Wasn't that good times?

SPEAKER_04 15:31

Anyway, we were smoking some good.

SPEAKER_03 15:33

That was called full circle. That happened about five years ago. It takes you back. But you won't know that because you don't listen to our fucking episodes ever. You know how long we've been recording for? Six years. I've listened to a couple. Oh, that's cool.

Dreams That Mean Go Pee

SPEAKER_04 15:46

You know what I learned the other day? If you're truly dreaming, the people in your dreams are supposed to be fake people. Every time I have a dream where I know people in the dream, I wake up and I have to pee really bad. So it's almost like my body's way of telling me to get up.

SPEAKER_03 16:05

But you're just an old man though. You can have an old man bladder.

SPEAKER_04 16:08

I know, but I'm sleeping, and something's gotta wake me up. So my dreams instantly just kick in with people I know, and they're always like, go pee. Isn't that weird? No.

SPEAKER_03 16:21

You think that's I mean I see I I don't dream that much, but I see people in my dreams all the time that I would recognize.

SPEAKER_04 16:28

Well, then you're not reaching true rim sleep soon.

SPEAKER_03 16:30

No, no, but I don't. I'm a very light sleeper. Thank you. Because I don't need to go that deep. When you go that deep, you're going too far anyway.

SPEAKER_04 16:38

But it's weird the selection of people sometimes. Because it'd be like someone I may have only had like one interaction with, someone that I worked with that I never even spoke to.

SPEAKER_03 16:48

That is strange, isn't it? Yeah. You can have your own life with them. And they're just like, on a different level. Go pee. They just tell you to go pee and you go and you listen to them.

SPEAKER_04 16:56

I could be on the subway and be like, hey, I know you, and be like, go pee. I'll get off the subway car and then I'll see someone else I know. I'm like, hey, what's up? And be like, go pee. Any other dream that I have.

SPEAKER_03 17:07

Yeah, you don't have to you know.

SPEAKER_04 17:08

No, no, no, people I know.

SPEAKER_03 17:09

Yeah, you have to pee. But as soon as I gotta pee, it's just you gotta get it.

SPEAKER_04 17:13

Yeah, but I don't get it. It's weird.

SPEAKER_03 17:14

I don't think it's weird.

SPEAKER_04 17:16

What would make it weird?

Dead Scientists And Alien Trust Issues

SPEAKER_03 17:17

I don't think it can be weird. Unless they started to say, hey, just pee right now. Oh, they were like started peeing yourself. Hey, pee your pants. Yeah. Just pee the bed. Yeah, and like you try to wake up and it's like, no, bitch, you can't leave. Yeah, they'll get they'll put you in a jail cell. That'd be weird. You can't wake up right now, but you're gonna pee those pants. And you'll wake up right afterwards. I'm just pissed. Wow. And now you got bed sheets. I gotta get washed. I don't want that. What else? What else? What's up with all these dying scientists that everyone's being picked off? If you didn't know about this, just do a simple search. There was the number kept climbing. I saw nine to four children. Eight or nine, yes. But it was prominent scientists that were linked to NASA. It's conspiracy theory time. There's a meteor on the way. That's that's everybody's conspiracy. It's like everybody got picked up because they're not saying the real truth was of when it's gonna be here, which has always been my theory. But conspiracy theory, it's on the way.

SPEAKER_04 18:08

Here's the sad part. I want to believe in aliens, but even if they told me they were real, I still wouldn't believe it now. Even if you saw them, they'd have to land in this fucking backyard right now.

SPEAKER_03 18:18

You would have to see with your eyeballs.

SPEAKER_04 18:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 18:20

Because you can't see it on TV because AI. Mm-hmm. Everything could be faked. What if they did land in your backyard though?

SPEAKER_04 18:25

Cool. Do you want some mic in here? Talking to them? Oh, yeah. You guys want to smoke this joint? The first question I'm gonna ask them is what's it like where you're from? Is it like this madness? Do you have insurance? Yeah. I want to know if you pay. Then they're gonna be like, insurance. They're gonna be like, we don't need health care. We live for a thousand years. Yeah, and then I'm gonna my next question is gonna be Well, what are you doing in this dump? Oh. Oh. What do you what could we possibly help you with? Yeah, I need to see them. Something else I never put together. What's the Easter bunny have to do with eggs? It lays eggs. Rabbits don't lay eggs? They lay eggs. No, they don't. They're egg-bearing creatures. No. So the rabbit's just some asshole that goes around stealing chicken eggs and then he paints them. No.

SPEAKER_03 19:12

Yeah. No, no, he buys them from the grocery store. No. He has a deal with the farmer down the road. I need to know. You won't understand egg business. You're not an egg guy. Egg commodities are hot business. All I know is rabbits have nothing to do with eggs. The fuck are you looking at? You didn't see that fly down behind you? What's it what? It was like a bug or some shit. Oh, it's probably a stink bug, bro. They're non-toxic. You'll be fine with it.

SPEAKER_04 19:37

Yeah, I'm fine. I know. They come in my house too. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 19:40

It just freaks me out because it looked like a big spider. Yeah. Well, there's those around here too. Nah man. You have to just live that life. When you're out here in the country, live your life. Hey, you set for tick season. Fuck ticks. Send all the ticks to space. Yeah, send them to space. Space ticks. Space tick. Get out of here, you fucking ticks.

SPEAKER_04 20:02

Go spread your Lyme disease somewhere else.

SPEAKER_03 20:04

When they come back in 500 years, maybe we'll have like a navy that could fight them.

SPEAKER_04 20:08

Don't worry, the Microsoft guys got the vaccine for you, pal.

SPEAKER_03 20:11

Oh what's this?

SPEAKER_01 20:14

This one means nothing. Nothing means nothing. What do you mean by that? Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 20:21

You watch that show, Curse of Oak Island? I don't, but someone does. Have you watched from the beginning?

unknown 20:30

Yes.

SPEAKER_04 20:30

So let me ask you, and the nicest way I possibly can. How does one watch a show for 13 years about a group of dudes just digging and finding nothing? Come on! Listen, fucking bottle tops and fucking nails don't count. They've been telling me that there's a pirate treasure and ain't found not there one treasure.

SPEAKER_01 20:59

No, they found a bunch of stuff on like different parts of the island.

SPEAKER_04 21:02

I don't believe it. How do you how do you know they just didn't put the pottery there to give you hope? How many pieces of pottery are we talking? I'm talking they said that there's pirate treasure. And how many years are we going to watch them dig for pirate treasure? That's my big question. When is enough enough? Can we just start using dynamite and blowing it up till we find pieces of treasure? How many people watch the show to keep it going for 13 years where they just dig in the ground? How many years did it take to find pottery? Because I watched three seasons and they didn't find dick. I'm pretty sure they were just throwing quarters on the ground and being like, we found something. Like they didn't find nothing. And now they got pottery. Maybe it's just an experiment to see how long we'll pay attention to nothing. Listen, I watch a show like that too. I watch Gold Rush. No, I don't want to watch that either. I don't get the curse of the Oak. Well, all right, then what's the Curse. I never got explained that. Some people have to die. Well, how many of those old guys have ticked? They're from our home state, too. You know that? Traverse.

SPEAKER_00 22:09

Rabbits and eggs are signs of fertility.

SPEAKER_04 22:11

So you're supposed to fuck on Easter?

SPEAKER_03 22:13

So you send the kids out to find the eggs so the parents can fuck? Uh yes. I mean, well, fuck it. As you would say, yes. You would, yeah, why not? That's actually not bad. It makes sense. I like that. Let the kids have fun and let the adults have fun. Did you Easter egg hunt? Of course I did. You've done it at least once. Because you get candy.

SPEAKER_04 22:32

When I was younger, my grandpa would take me to the VFW. Of course he would.

SPEAKER_03 22:37

Of course you did.

SPEAKER_04 22:38

And they would do an Easter egg hunt out back, and they would just hide Easter eggs with quarters in them. So you would come back in and use them in the gumball machines.

SPEAKER_03 22:45

Gosh. What a business. What a racket. What a racket. Good for them. You didn't have to use it in there.

SPEAKER_04 22:52

But you did when you're that age, yeah. Remember when you'd walk into like a grocery store and there'd be like that a row of four up here and four down here of the like candy machines?

SPEAKER_03 23:01

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 23:01

So the VFW had one of those, and then they had an arcade machine and then the claw machine. So those quarters were going in something.

SPEAKER_03 23:09

It's a great business venture. I mean, yeah, it's not bad. And to be frank, they didn't were they weren't giving out the VFW tokens to use in their gumbo machine. They're just quarters, and you can save your quarters up. Imagine if you stayed your quarters up ever since you were a child. You'd be a quarter man. You would have so many quarters.

SPEAKER_04 23:26

Did you ever have like their favorite family member that wasn't like your immediate parent? Of course. My mom had a cousin that lived in Michigan when I lived in Tennessee. And we would come visit them once a year. And this was back when when you go to the store and you buy Pepsi, it came in glass bottles. Oh, yes, the real stuff. Yeah. They would save with cocaina all of the glass bottles for the whole year for me. Why did you need them? I was the only like kid that came around, so they'd save them all year, and then we'd go cash them in. This was back when I was like seven, eight years old, dude. I have a couple hundred bucks. Oh that's how I bought a Sega. Like they were my favorite. I was like, I used to fucking as a kid, like, can we go back to Aunt Wanda's house? Like, I like I like it there.

SPEAKER_03 24:13

My grandparents spoiled me, so yeah, I get that.

SPEAKER_04 24:16

I'm gonna tell you something. When I was a kid, I was afraid of anything that made mechanical noises. Remote control cars or any of like those lightsaber or swords that made noises terrified me. Really? I I don't know why. Yeah. Did someone beat you with a light-up sword? No, dude. I remember the one Christmas, I was probably five. I got an Optimus Prime, like remote control Optimus Prime, and it was like three feet tall. I was just barely bigger than it. And I'm like, get this fucking robot away from me. Dude, you were anti-robot even then. Yeah, like I didn't I didn't embrace like remote control cars and stuff until I was like 10 or 11, dude. I anything that made noise, I hated.

SPEAKER_03 24:59

Maybe you heard something that wasn't supposed to be there. I hope not. And it traumatized you. It could. You probably have hidden hidden layers, bro. You're always talking about onions. Yeah, you gotta peel them back. You got peel them back. But I don't think I want to. Welcome to JJ's therapy session. Here we're gonna break down Burke's backstory.

SPEAKER_04 25:16

Hey, hey, Burke. Kind of saved me 30 bucks this week. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 25:21

Fuck your Kobe. So tell us your darkest serial.

SPEAKER_04 25:24

My dark no!

SPEAKER_03 25:25

Yes, you open out your you let the dark you let the dark in and you just you just let it be.

SPEAKER_04 25:31

No way, dude.

Discord Voicemails And Body Horror Fears

SPEAKER_03 25:31

Let it in to let it out. Yes, yes. Uh-huh. So anyway, if you guys want to dial into JJ's therapy line, just tell me your story. You put it in the Discord, it'll be in the notes. I usually save that to the end, but I'll just put it right here in case you're still listening.

SPEAKER_04 25:46

If you leave it as a voice chat is even better, so then we you can easily play it on the show.

SPEAKER_03 25:51

I can bring it right on over. Yeah. We'll put it right on it.

SPEAKER_04 25:54

If you type it out, it kind of sucks because then we gotta read it and then all of that.

SPEAKER_03 25:57

Someone's not a fan of reading.

SPEAKER_04 25:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 25:59

Too many words, too many letters.

SPEAKER_04 26:01

Put an audio message in there, then we can click a button and then play it on the show if it's really good. That goes for any questions or topics. Just leave us an audio message with your name and where you're from, and we can just be like boom, and we can play it.

SPEAKER_02 26:15

Oh, this is Bub from Martha's Vineyards. I've been listening since day one, and I was wondering, do y'all shave y'all's pubic hair?

SPEAKER_04 26:24

Whatever you need to get off your chest. And yes, Bob, I do. Yeah. I don't shave my facial hair right now. I'm anti-shaving my facial hair. You always grow a beard. But I'm shaving my ball fro for sure, guy. Because you have to. Yep. And that goes for any guy out there. I don't know what the age is where you start shaving your balls, but once you hit that, it's just a hot, sweaty mess down there. The hair is only making making it worse. You've been told. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 26:49

We've all been told.

SPEAKER_04 26:50

Mm-hmm. They do need to make an easier method for removing body hair long term. That doesn't involve burning it off with lasers or you just want a lotion. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 27:02

You just want to let the hair and lotion.

SPEAKER_04 27:04

It would be cool if I could just lotion up down there.

SPEAKER_03 27:07

You just want to narrow it without the heat.

SPEAKER_04 27:09

And the chemicals.

SPEAKER_03 27:10

Yeah. Yeah. You want to be a natural mint sensation. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 27:13

I want to lotion up my sack, put my underwear on, and wake up and it'd be like, oh, wipe your nuts and your hair's gone.

SPEAKER_03 27:19

I think you need to figure it out. I think you can do it though. Huh. I think you test it on yourself and see what happens. So you want me to make my own chemicals?

SPEAKER_04 27:27

Yeah, you can't know the first thing about hair removal.

SPEAKER_03 27:30

It's all ne it's all natural. So you just have to figure out what herbs and ingredients you would have to mix together as an herbalist for a narrow herbalist? Yes, an herbalist for a nair-like experience.

SPEAKER_04 27:42

But you know, my look, they're gonna be like, oh yeah, that exists. It's fucking 37 miles deep in the Amazon rainforest. I'll never get that.

SPEAKER_03 27:49

You could get that with a with a wing suit. Nope. You can fly low and grab it with one of those grabby army things. There's from the skies. There's three places I won't go: the ocean, the sky, the rainforest. I think they're all gonna come to you.

SPEAKER_04 28:04

I hope not, because that's Chumanji. Put you to sleep, that's a coma, and I'm gonna throw you into the forest. No, and then I'll wake up to you telling me go pee, because I'll be in a coma and I'll have to pee, and that'll bring me out of my coma.

SPEAKER_03 28:17

Yeah, you're not in a coma anymore. Because you're in the forest.

SPEAKER_04 28:21

But I gotta pee real bad now. Yeah, I just don't ever want to be in a situation where they gotta stick a tube in my penis to pee for me. I don't want that. I know that much.

SPEAKER_03 28:32

I thought about that before.

SPEAKER_04 28:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 28:33

And I don't want to.

SPEAKER_04 28:34

I don't want to stick anything in my pee-pee.

SPEAKER_03 28:36

No, I don't I fear that.

SPEAKER_04 28:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 28:38

It is a great fear. Pretty progressive guy.

SPEAKER_04 28:41

I'll let a lot of fingers go a lot of places, but nothing's going in my pee-pee hole. That better be your last resort. I would ask that you just stab the kidney directly or whatever other organ you need to get the pee from, other than sticking the tube up my penis pants. Don't like that.

SPEAKER_03 28:58

You might have to deal with that too.

SPEAKER_04 28:59

Yeah. Put me in the bathtub and let me be in my coma and let the pee pee just run out of my penis hole and just turn the shower on every day. But please don't stick the tube in my pee-pee hole. You won't know it though. You won't, but when you wake up, they got to take that tube out of your cock while you're awake. Yeah. And I don't want that to happen either. Because I would not want to be awake. Because then I would have to say, ma'am, could you put me back to sleep and then rip the tube out of my cock so I don't have to witness this?

SPEAKER_03 29:28

You can do that. I don't think you can. I think they can.

SPEAKER_04 29:30

Insurance isn't covering that.

SPEAKER_03 29:32

Well, you can do it for yourself, though. Would you pay for that? Yes. Do it for yourself.

SPEAKER_04 29:36

If they were like, it's$5,000. I'd be like, here's my credit card. Yeah. Run it right now and put me back to sleep before you touch my penis. And I think that's valid. I think I can agree with that one. There's two places on my body I don't ever want to touch. And that's inside my wiener hole and my eyeballs. No. I can't wear contacts. Oh, just do LASIK. Oh, yeah, be awake while they fucking burn your eye with a laser beam. Please. Lasers. Yeah. Not doing that. Nope. Not one bit. No. I'm going to wear glasses till the fucking day I die. And if I get old enough where they gotta be like four inches thick, and they're gonna be like, sir, your glasses are gonna weigh four pounds. Be like, put the strap on them. Like I'll wear them with the strap. You would strap it up. Oh yeah, dude. You would strap on. I'd get the goggles, dude. Fucking goggles. They'll be like, man, is that old man going to play racquetball? Be like, no, bitch, I'm going to get groceries. Yep.

Red Seas, Dead Sea Life, Manifesting

SPEAKER_03 30:27

All right. I think it's time. For what? Might be time to reel it in. We'll reel it in. Real what some from so well so some stoner babble final thoughts. So over the days and times of predicting and prophesizing everything, Burke, I went back in time to discover that red moon ariseth. Red skies aboundeth. Red seas have already occurred occur.

SPEAKER_04 30:49

They had the red sky in Australia.

SPEAKER_03 30:51

They had the red skies in Australia. They also had the biblically seas turn red, sparking fears of God plagues. That happened about a month ago. So red seas have already occurred. So guess what we're now in, Burke?

SPEAKER_04 31:03

There's another the threes. You're missing one. The Dead Sea's coming back to life.

SPEAKER_03 31:07

What do you mean the Dead Sea's coming back to life?

SPEAKER_04 31:09

So there's freshwater pools opening up around the Dead Sea that are sustaining life.

SPEAKER_03 31:16

So right from Google, the Dead Sea is experiencing a paradox. While the main seas continues to dry up and shrink rapidly, localized life is emerging in the form of freshwater sinkholes surrounding it. What a fucking fascinating turn of events. So you're telling me as stuff is dying off, other stuff is coming to be?

SPEAKER_04 31:38

A lot of people are tying that to the Bible. They're making it biblical because it talks about when the Dead Sea comes back to life. What's that mean, dude?

SPEAKER_03 31:47

So now we have threes. You talked about it earlier. I talked about coming full circle. And here we are at the very end talking about in threes red skies, red seas, red moon.

SPEAKER_04 31:58

And I got the electricity. And you got the vision. Your vision.

SPEAKER_03 32:03

I'm vision.

SPEAKER_04 32:04

If we're X-Men, your vision. And what are you Thor? I guess. Is he the lightning guy? Yeah. Whatever. I guess. I mean, I like hammers. I'd rather have a hammer than a flask. You could be a blacksmith.

SPEAKER_03 32:14

I'm not flying. No, you're no, you well, you kind of have to.

SPEAKER_04 32:17

Well, I mean, it's different when you fly with a hammer than you're being dr you're being pulled. Yeah, I'm not. I don't want like that Tony Stark suit. I'm pretty sure I can't fly though. Why not? So you're telling me you want me the next time it's lightning outside? Should I go out, jump real high, and like try to punch the sky and see if I can fly? Or do I need to find the hammer first?

SPEAKER_03 32:37

No, I d don't hold anything metal in a thunderstorm. First idiot. But second, they don't jump off a roof.

SPEAKER_04 32:43

No. I should be able if I'm if I'm really Thor, I should just be able to stand on the sidewalk and just punch the sky and take off.

SPEAKER_03 32:50

Maybe that's what part of your he's gotta have the hammer. But it remembered that one movie, he the hammer was in him. He was the hammer.

SPEAKER_04 33:01

The hammer is always trying to tell you something.

SPEAKER_03 33:03

Yeah, the hammer is just once it's inside of you, you you gotta figure it out. What which one was Vision? Was he the blue guy? He was the guy that flew around that was in also in Night's Tale.

SPEAKER_04 33:13

That had the white guy the glowing.

SPEAKER_03 33:15

Yeah, the guy, the rock in the middle, the whatever stone that was, yellow. Who was he played by in the movie? I will look it up real quick.

SPEAKER_04 33:23

It wasn't Dinglebert Dumperdink, right? No, it's uh Engelbert, wait. Oh fuck, what's his name? Who's the guy that plays Doctor Who?

SPEAKER_03 33:31

Paul Bethany is the Paul Bethany. Yeah. Cumberbatch is the guy that plays Strange.

SPEAKER_04 33:36

Dude?

SPEAKER_03 33:37

Dude.

SPEAKER_04 33:37

The new you. What about me? You said you've evolved over the show and you're your different person. You have a much more even temper, just like vision does, even when it comes to life and death. Oh shit. But he was empathetic enough to still try to find a way. Like war was his last option. And that's the perfect person to be in my life because if I had Thor powers, I'm taking fucking everyone down quickly. Yes, you're trying to take out the world. And you gotta just be like, Reel it in. Reel it in. We got fucker out. I got the vision. Whether it be a literal hammer or a figurative hammer that I gotta find within me.

SPEAKER_03 34:11

That you that you were Smith. You're smithing said yourself. Uh-huh. Find the materials. Hmm. I need some vibranium. What? Some vibranium. Go to Wakanda? Anyway, hey, so what's your final thought then?

SPEAKER_04 34:24

And maybe this is a challenge to everyone. Like, I'm gonna be super self-aware this next week. Just based on my experience with the shock and the lightning and the scooter. I guess I'm gonna test my faith and my belief because if I'm right, when I thought about the kid on the scooter and he rode by, how powerful can I manifest? So that's what I'm gonna work on this week. Manifesting. I've tinkered with it in the past, but I just not with any hope because I didn't really believe it. But now I've seen something that kind of makes me believe it. So this is my week of manifestation.

SPEAKER_03 35:02

But what are you gonna start manifesting here?

SPEAKER_04 35:03

My plan is is I'm gonna try test it on my drive home. And I I can't tell you what it is right now. It won't come to me till I get in the car, but like on my way home, I need to see A, B, and C. And what's crazy? Last time I left here, I saw a bald eagle just fucking sitting on top of a telephone pole outside the dump. Why would a bald eagle be there? Why not? That's where the rats are. Yeah, I just it threw me off. I've only seen a bald eagle another handful of times, and it was always in like picturesque nature setting or like over a river. Dude, that's fake news. I know, and it's just like that kind of sums up America. Fucking our mascot just sitting on a heap of trash, full circle.

SPEAKER_03 35:45

Oh well, well done, but anyway. Hey, find us again on our Discord if you want to put in the show notes. Otherwise, you guys have a good one, and uh okay.

SPEAKER_01 36:05

Another fake, another thing. See next time, maybe next year whispers in my face. Time events in it was like a melting cloud, thus they drift like smoking around the black. See you next time. The stars alive stone because I