NFL Conference games:The Chiefs becoming the Patriots, Trump not giving 2 fucks, and I got Cred Bitches! BE A (WO)MAN AND STOP IT WITH THIS ONLYFANS BS!

Dive headfirst into a whirlwind of controversy as I break down the Baltimore Ravens' baffling play calls in the AFC championship, dissecting their pivot from a formidable ground game to an unexpected aerial assault. And for those who relish a strategic masterclass, I won't hold back on the Chiefs' playbook revelations that could be a page ripped right out of the Patriots' success story. Share the heartache of Detroit fans with me and let's debate if Travis Kelsey can truly fill the cleats of a legend like Rob Gronkowski. All the while, keeping an eye on the Trump legal rollercoaster, we'll navigate the fine line between news and hearsay without getting bogged down in the quagmire.

Flip the script and join me as we explore the bipartisan tightrope of American politics, where immigration and economic policies play tug-of-war with the nation's future. I'll lace up my satirical gloves and join the ranks of South Park to jab at influencer culture – digging into the guts of an episode that skewers the OnlyFans craze. Then, stepping back from the brink of social media mayhem, I share my personal mantra of staying authentic in a sea of hashtag hunters. Whether you're tuning in for unapologetic sports commentary or a dose of political real talk, I'm committed to delivering the unvarnished truth – all while keeping it as entertaining as a stand-up routine.

Transcript

Speaker 1: 0:05

What up, what up, what up. If I had like production and there wasn't YouTube violations and stuff, I'd probably throw on Rock Kim, that old school rapping Rock Kim, one of the best ever. It's been a long time. Why do I look so serious? I don't know. I'm fine with me. Welcome back Back at the Random Riches podcast with Juan Richard. I don't think we're ever going to get the other Richard back because he's a bitch, say that would all love. Yeah, true, whatever, but you got me, I'm back.

Speaker 1: 1:02

So while this is a pot, a Connie podcast, let's talk real quick about the frauds that are the Baltimore Ravens. Sad, sad game and the bigger take that I have about this the AFC championship with the Ravens. First of all, the Ravens, they Romo. You'd set on a fucking, on a broadcast, like your identity was rushing the football and then you just decided to throw it all fucking night, which was wild, but whatever. And additionally, additionally, you let Travis Kelsey carve you up, knowing the Chiefs have no bar receivers, knowing the Chiefs why receivers have sucked all year. So instead of double teaming Kelsey, you just let him go off. You guys can love Harbaugh One of the worst coaching jobs in a fucking AFC championship game I've ever seen Garbage, garbage. That you and Blaine Lamar Jackson all you want to say he's not the guy because he did float some passes and wasn't on his game. But, like, if I'm the offensive coordinator, shouldn't I be calling more run plays? Shouldn't I be calling more RPOs? Like, how much can you blame the guy if the fucking play calling is oh, let's throw downfield every single fucking play, I don't know. Pretty fucking stupid, if you ask me. And it leads into the next thing, which is the Chiefs have become the Patriots. The Chiefs have modeled themselves off of what the Patriots have done and made themselves successful with. If you don't believe me, just look at what they've done. The Chiefs defense was awesome in that game. Why? Because the Chief spent money on defense, drafted on defense, the only they traded Tyreek Hill. They have no receivers. The Chiefs have a fucking superstar quarterback and an all pro Titan and they realized that the Patriots did this for 20 years because the Patriots have always had good Titans. They've always also had a good slot receiver or whatever, but they didn't really give a fuck about the running back position. They didn't really care about the wide receiver position because they had the quarterback. And the Chiefs finally realized this. The only difference is the Patriots got stupid and didn't pay the quarterback, and the Chiefs have, so they copied the formula. Good for them.

Speaker 1: 4:59

So for all you assholes who say Bella Jack sucks, bella Jack's done this and that the AFC team that's in the Super Bowl is the team that copied the Patriots' format, whether you want to believe it or not, fuck, it's obvious to your face. You could disagree. Good for you, I mean, I don't know what else to say. But let's move on. This is supposed to be. This is not a sports. I just had to indulge myself. Oh, and if we're talking sports, by the way, let's just quickly on the NFC championship.

Speaker 1: 5:41

Holy shit, talk about fucking like pulling your tits out in front of all these Detroit fans and then just like covering yourself and leaving. Wow, I mean you poor bastards. You saw those big ass fat titties right in your face and you were just about to grab them and suck them and she was like nope, oh well, sike, sike, don't bitch, I mean, and those are some sweet titties. So I feel so bad for you guys. I was pulling for you, Actually a kind of I was pulling for you up until this point because I don't think you would have beat the Chiefs. I think the 49ers will be the Chiefs.

Speaker 1: 6:43

And I just can't stand Travis Kelsey. I love Patrick Mahomes. It's not like a Patriots thing. Obviously you guys know I'm a Patriots guy till I die. It's not us versus Patriots versus Chiefs thing, it's a Kelsey thing. I can't stand him. He's a fucking, just blow hard douchebag. He's a wannabe grunk and he could never fill grunk shoes. A grunk played as many seasons as Kelsey did and like I don't even need a comparison because they use him differently Grunk blocked. Grunk knows how to block. He knows how to put a guy on his ass. Take him out the club like he did one year. That fucking guy from the Colts, kelsey, could never do that, never. I don't give a fuck how many records he has. I'm taking Gronk over Kelsey every single day of the week.

Speaker 1: 7:50

So I can't stand Kelsey with his fucking Fight for the right to party. Bullshit, douchebag, shit. Fuck you, travis Kelsey. Eat a big bag of dicks and and and I hope to Taylor Swift dumps your ass cuz that that everybody hates that fucking thing too. And your brother can go fuck himself to what? His fucking shirt off drinking. Fuck him. Fuck the other Kelsey too. But we're tired. All you motherfuckers fuck on you. So let's, let's transition. Let's talk about real quick politics, right? I'm not, this isn't gonna get all it's like deeply political. It's just a quick observation. Whether you're a Trump guy or not, this fucking guy yeah, that's why he's just the best. He can't help himself. This guy Was already found.

Speaker 1: 9:02

I Don't I was a guilty or liable in a civil court on I don't know her name, but the chick who accused him of rape or whatever. She got the settlement against him or I don't know if a settlement or a judgment, whatever she got it against. He continued to talk shit about her, so she's filed a defamation case, which you run. So he continued to talk shit about her, so she follows that one. How much of a maniac do you have to be? Unless maybe he's like Fully innocent and he just feels like, fuck it, I'm gonna get my money's worth. But that's what you do with the first one, doing a double down before a second one and get cautious of more money. Like, what are you doing, dude? I Don't get it.

Speaker 1: 10:20

I Guess maybe I don't have that, that ego, that mentality, but Like, actually I'm kind of lying, I? I know that if somebody accused me of Something like that and I didn't do it like if she was just a chick that you know wanted to fuck with me and I Plowed her and Is what it is. Maybe I suck, maybe it was a two-pump chump, maybe I fucking Go that I suck, I don't know. But If it was consensual, I Would fucking be on all cylinders against her saying this is bullshit. This bitch is fucking mine whatever. Up until Up until I lost and I had to pay millions of dollars. That's when I shut the fuck up and, just like I. Whatever it's, let her do her thing, I'll take the L. You know, like people are gonna believe what they want to believe. Anyways, this fucking guy just doubles down and doubles down again. We cost himself more money.

Speaker 1: 11:46

By the way, since we're talking about Pauks, this fucking guy should not be Taking off ballots in any fucking state on unless he is actually convicted of Shit. If you want to say you're taking him off the ballot, for I honestly I don't remember. So I'm speaking out of ignorance right now. Whatever reason these fucking States have tried to take him off the ballot, it's bullshit. It's bullshit. You can't take somebody off the ballot unless they've been convicted of something. They're convicted of it, and fine, do it, go for it. But if they haven't been convicted of it, like what are you doing? And it's start making up rules as we're going along. Fuck out of here, fucking run and let the people decide.

Speaker 1: 12:50

For those of you who accused me of being a fucking lefty, fuck that I'm in the middle. I Look at what's right and what's wrong. I what the fuck you want, and it did occur to me that way back when Trump won, there were people and this is why the polls were all fucked up because there were people who wanted to vote for him but were ashamed of saying they wanted to vote for him. They went to the polls and voted for him what he want. I feel like the opposite is going to happen. I could be wrong. I could be wrong, but I feel like it's a long time from now.

Speaker 1: 13:43

I feel like people are going to look at their 401ks. They're going to look at what the economy is. They're going to look at, basically, financially, where the country is, like the economy, obviously, I just said that repeating myself. But they're going to look at their businesses. They're going to look at their 401ks and I'm going to see the gains that they've made, because tell me from personal experience, I don't know maybe my shit is different than yours and I just have better investments. My shit has been pretty good right now. Maybe you're different, that's fair. Maybe you're in a different investment plan than I am, that's fair, but my shit is doing well.

Speaker 1: 14:48

So I have a feeling that there are a lot of people out there that are on the opposite side, where they don't want to say to their peers or whoever, that they're not voting for Trump. They say to their peers or whatever, they're going to vote for Trump, but when it comes out to it, they're not, because they look at the bottom line and how they're doing and they don't want that whole shit show again and they're just like, yeah, it's not worth it. I could be wrong. I could be wrong, but I don't know. If we're being honest, the fucking.

Speaker 1: 15:42

The only way that's going to happen is if Biden does more for this border crisis and I say that with quotation fingers Because, while it is serious, it is serious and is important and it's become a more urgent issue. But if you listen to the right wingers, they want people to believe that there's just gangs of masses of cartels just coming in to rape your daughters and kill your sons, and it's just ridiculous. But whatever, whatever the left are way too forgiving and want to let everybody in. So I'm not on either side of that, I'm in the middle. I think it's an issue, I think it needs to be taken care of, but whatever, who gets to fuck about my fucking political opinions? Like always, I'm in the middle of everything Middleman, real. I just try to be, I just try to have an open mind.

Speaker 1: 17:08

It doesn't seem like the right or the left try to do that anymore, but I do think most of America at some point is going to sit there and say, well, like, all Biden has to do is just bend a little bit on that and he'll probably fucking win. Just bend a little bit on the immigration and probably win. I mean, if we're talking economy, I read something that the US produces the most oil in the world. Now, whatever, maybe I'm wrong, I don't know Don't take it from fact for me. Do your fact checking, like I always say. But like your normal, just middle class or even upper middle class dude sees these gains and sees things doing well and it's just going to be like, well, why tip over the apple cart? Like let's just fucking ride this bitch through? Do we need all the chaos from this guy? You know, I don't know Again, I could be wrong, but whatever.

Speaker 1: 18:22

And I was just a quick, quick, not so quick politics take, which was stupid of me because it was no humor Usually Trump's funny and I could grab something from his, his, something that he says or whatever. But oh well, I dropped the fucking ball. Just be happy up back here talking to you, talking to you guys that I love, by the way. Why can't you guys bitches and talk shit until you go fuck off and all that shit. I hope you know that it's coming with a big hug, like a big old hug, like I'm just playing with you. We'll take that shit seriously. I don't give a fuck if you're a right-winger, left-winger, I'm just fucking with you.

Speaker 1: 19:23

Like that's what's gotten wrong with everything. We can't even tell jokes anymore. Communions can't tell jokes anymore because everybody's so fucking sensitive. Stop being so fucking sensitive, jesus Christ. Everything has changed. Like what are we doing? We can't even tell jokes. We can't even break balls. I grew up in a household where we break balls. We can't break balls anymore. Which brings me to South Park, which I fucking love, and they're always not always, but they most of the time just knock it out of the park.

Speaker 1: 20:10

As you can see, I got creed bitches. I got creed that, if you've seen that episode, it's fucking awesome and it's and they, they attacked two things in the episode. So in the beginning I think they've marketed it with the credit chip and then Later on, when I don't maybe the credit chip wasn't working, they marketed it with like the only fans stuff. They didn't say only fans, but it was like adults only and it was perfect because they tackled Excuse me, they tackled two different Things in one episode. So with the cred stuff, they basically I I mean you could see it looks like prime they basically showed that how influence influencers Help to sell products or whatever, and the whole process behind that, where influencers I Don't know just like they're just a pun in the game. But For me, like, like we all know, the fucking insul influencers and all that shit like drive these products and and we already know that, like we get. But it was funny how, like the episode showed that Karma was calling the other guy the poser and how they manipulate these kids who, supposedly, these drinks aren't intended for, but they manipulate whatever.

Speaker 1: 22:21

A fucking song is just so catchy. I got crazy, bitches, I got crazy. I Was thinking out of my head for days, after weeks, after I heard it. Anyways, the only fans thing is what stuck to me. More so, where like they if you haven't seen the episode they found out that one of the teachers or nurse or whatever the hell she was, had an only fans page and Obviously she got outed.

Speaker 1: 23:03

And Randy Because stands father, randy like heard how much she makes. And they were like, listen, this is her. She only makes so much here. This is like extra income for her to survive, whatever. And Randy find out how much she made. So Randy goes and tries to create his own only thing, only fans page, which is dong hanging out, fucking hilarious. So go watch it if you haven't seen it. But he, I Guess, didn't get the support from his wife and she ends up trying to. I'll do him. So she creates her own only fans page and she does, I'll do him.

Speaker 1: 24:01

And and then he goes into the whole fucking background back scenes of how you get your shit poppin and saw this Hashtagging bullshit where you just basically have to trend in Order to, I guess, be successful, which Some of us kind of knew. But you know, you didn't. What if I don't hashtag stuff? Because I don't give fuck. If my podcast makes it, it does. If not it does, I don't fuck. I just try to be real, what you guys? So Maybe I should take some clues from this and just hashtag better and try to get my shit trending and all of that stuff.

Speaker 1: 24:58

Because let's, I'll be honest with you, my, when we were me and Rob did the chicken wing, hot dog and baloney episode that's what we Titled it. That's the highest fucking downloaded episode in the podcast, but it's a bunch of bullshit because it's a bunch of people looking forward to song. So I don't really count that as a as a as a win. It's just clickbait, clickbaitie bullshit. I don't try to do clickbait bullshit, I just try to be Honest with what the fucking episodes about. But in any case, whatever, if some of the episodes are better because I mentioned Joe Rogan or I mentioned Jake Paul, well so be it. It's what the episode's about. You know it's.

Speaker 1: 25:51

I'm not trying to do clickbait, I'm gonna give a fuck. I'm not making any money off this. I'm just, you know, just throwing my thoughts out there. So Fuck off with love. Think that's what I do, right, like these days. Fuck off with love.

Speaker 1: 26:10

But in any case, the bigger picture for me is Obviously Sorry, sharon Randy's wife Sharon, I think it's Sharon, she's she starts her only page, only fans page, and she starts blowing up because Dudes these days are fucking simps. We are the absolute worst. We Fucking suck or a bunch of bitch ass pussy ass motherfuckers, and I'm disgusted with what we consider a man these days, especially with this only fans shit. That's the crux of this. It drives me insane that Reasonable men are subscribing to these women's only fans pages and spending money over the mere chance that they get a reply or some type of interaction with these chicks that are never, ever going to physically interact with these fucking losers. Make chicks like them. Catch me outside girl millionaires. She's not even that attractive and that would make her a fucking millionaire. But these fucking simps, all you fucking bitch ass motherfuckers, are out here just subscribing to these fucking chicks and then you chicks are not off the hook either. You chicks like whatever happened to feminism, whatever happened to like oh, I can do everything a man can do and all you chicks do when times get tough is just laugh out the fucking tits and look for subscriptions. What the fuck is up with you? Where's your fucking pride? Oh, it's tasteful. It's just temporary, it's just an additional thing because I don't make enough money and you got fucking Amazon wish lists and all this other bullshit. Women are selling sex more than ever.

Speaker 1: 29:04

You go on your Facebook yes, I'm old. I go on Facebook and you scroll it up and you see some fucking weird video of some chick wearing a fucking see through like nightgown, so you can kind of see her ass and maybe see a little bit of her titties, but she's like I don't know, in a position where she's maybe going to show you some more, but maybe not. So it's just like they just do it just to keep you on long enough. Just what the algorithm picks up so that they start sending you more of those fucking things. And it's just like what am I doing here? I can just click on fucking a porn website and see the real thing. Why am I wasting? Because they tease you. They tease you. Oh, look at this badass chick and you might see her pussy, but you're not gonna because it's on Facebook. So it's fucking stupid, but they do it and then, once you watch one, forget about it.

Speaker 1: 30:04

It's always in your fucking feed, it's always in your reels. You can't get rid of it. Your curiosity just fucked you and it does it everywhere on the internet these days and that's what this this cred South Park episode kind of hits at. It's just, it's fucking ridiculous that it happens. It happens everywhere. It's on Twitter, you X, whatever. You see one fucking thing with some chicken and next thing you know, boom, your feed is full. All you have to do is watch that fucking thing one time and it's like you're a fucking pervert because it's all you, that, that's all you're gonna see, because you're a fucking man and you see some ass in your face and you're like, oh, let me look at this. Oh, look at this fucking ass. Next thing, you know, blooded with asses and I had great ass just like fucking, just teasing asses. This is what the internet's become. This is why social media fucked everything up. But I hate social media so much, but I'm not gonna. This is not about that this time. What this time is your bitch ass. Who sees you?

Speaker 1: 31:35

Bitch ass losers who can't get a fucking girl because you're awkward and you're fucking faggot. Sorry for the word. Sorry, I dropped the F bomb on you. I don't mean it in the way that it was intended. It's basically derogatory to fucking like heterosexual men who act like bitches because you guys are the biggest fucking sack of bitches I've ever seen in my life that you're paying these women to fake, give a fuck about you. You're paying these women to give you extra clips or extra to rate the size of your dick. Like, what kind of a loser are you? Throw some fucking backbone, stop being a fucking pussy, and then Jesus Christ, has some fucking self respect. You're gonna pay money to have a chick tell you like, rate the size of your dick. You're not small, you stupid bitch. But you can pay some extra money so you can tell you're not that small. You're fucking small, you fucking loser. Jesus Christ, how do we end up with so much of like you fucking cucks? Where are the men?

Speaker 1: 33:10

A man who actually goes somewhere says, hey, what's happening? How are you Like? Let me talk to this chick as a man. All you bitches are scared and you spend money just to get chicks to talk to you. You fucking busies. I'm the old man yelling to cloud right now and I don't give a fuck Because I can walk out and I can see a beautiful woman and I can say hello, how are you today? What do you have going on? Whatever, I'm not trying to spit game right now. It depends on the situation where we are, or whatever. I gotta get the fuck off.

Speaker 1: 34:09

The point is you pussy, ass motherfuckers. Don't do that. You just go online and you go holyfans. Oh, look at this beautiful girl with this bad ass on holyfans. Oh, I'm subscribing and I'm giving her money for nothing. For nothing. Oh, I get to see her ass in titties. Well, big fucking deal. You can see some other chick that looks just like her for acidity, for free.

Speaker 1: 34:36

You're a fucking loser. And just because she responds to your message, because you subscribe and you get those privileges, it doesn't make you any better. You're still a fucking loser. Grow some fucking balls and go talk to a woman you fucking asshole and save your money and do something better with it and all you chicks out there. You have more opportunities than ever to do things. Stop relying on your fucking tits and your ass and go fucking do something with your life instead of throwing out these fucking Amazon wish lists and subscribe to my holyfans because you saw these fucking losers just jump on it. Have some fucking pride and self-respect. You think your father's like would be proud of you. You're just as much to blame. You're fake ass porn stars, but you think you're better. You think you're not a porn star. You think you're better because you're on holyfans. Fuck outta here. You're just as fucking good as well.

Speaker 1: 36:08

Squad it in this. Yes, there's a little difference. There's a little difference between you going out and selling pussy, but you're selling pussy. Maybe they're not entering you, but you're selling pussy. So fuck you and fucking cucks that pay for this shit and fuck all you. Fuck you all. You're fucking up society. I hate you all. Suck a big bag of dicks. Now I have watched, I have seen a few chicks only fans, chicks Pictures and they've been fired, but I didn't pay for it, you stupid assholes. That's the difference. Anyways, random riches. Love you Back again, hopefully soon. I ain't gonna give you no fucking promises, but I had to drop one Because I'm still here and I still love you guys. Even though I tell you guys to fuck off all the time, I still got love. It's just a shtick. It's just a bit. There's no bits. There's no bits, I'm just fucking with you. Alright, we'll catch you next time.