Summer Comic-Ation, It's Always Sunny in DC's Skartaris!

Suns out, and the suns still out! That must mean KMac & Yek are slow sipping away on their annual summer Comic-cation in the long-lost land of Skartaris! Dinosaurs, Atlantean Technology, & lots & lots of skin! Turn up the 3 Dog Night & break out your booze to mixology some great beer Tiki drinks that only the boys can create! Drink along & read along to every splash page in the Scrolls of Blood. 

 Comic-ation Itinerary:

 Tourism Slogan: Sword, Sorcery, & Sun! Dirty dance your day awa…forever. 

How we getting there:
Them Big Holes in them Poles!

How we getting home:
Subway train to Machu Pichu, of course. 

Resort Staff: 

• Host: Warlord, Travis Morgan - Don’t stare directly at my Snow Leopard thong.  
• Hostility Directors:  Deimos – Rest, relax, reincarnate with him!
• Concierge: Machiste - Always ready with a helping mace.
• Refreshments Director: Mongo Ironhand – Minute ready magic martinis!
• Tour Guide: Mariah Romonova – Side, under, inner boob for you, Capitalist swine!
• Marquee Entertainment: Shakira, Whenever, wherever, Rowaar!

Attractions:

• Sun, sun, sun, then some sun, oh $hit it’s like there’s an eternal sun.
• Temple of Fear – Nothing scarier than a phallic Hall of Doom. 

 Amenities:

• How does your light shine in the Halls of Shamballah The Golden, hotel and convention center.
• Thieves Market Spa – Throw away your pants for a chainmail thong. 
• Drink at Crash Early’s saloon – Easy to find because the sign is in English. 

 Must do events:

• A genuine slave gallery experience – The kids will love it!
• Jennifer Morgan’s Magic Show – Nepo-baby making an Eldritch Blast!

Tiki Beer Drinks:
KMAC: Skartaris Sunburn! (Riff on a Tequilla Sunrise)
Beer: Corona Extra, Cerveceria Modelo, Mexico City, Mexico
Recipe: Large Tiki mug full of ice, 1½ oz tequila, splash grenadine, ½ bottle corona, fill rest with orange juice.
Rating: SPF SR-71

Yek: Travis Morgan (Riff on a Jet Pilot)
Beer: Stiegl-Radler Grapefruit, Stieglbrauerei, Salzburg, Austria
Recipe: Pour 1 oz hi-tess Jamaican rum, ¾ demerara rum, ¾ oz gold rum, ¾ oz lime juice, ½ oz cinnamon syrup, ½ oz falernum into a Tiki mug full of ice with a splash of absinthe & bitters then fill with Radler. 
Rating: Dirty Dancing Dinosaur Lift!

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