Bares Repeating | The Late Awakening Funny Podcast | Episode 10

Johnny bares all...revealing his shaving session that got out of hand.  Is hairless really the way to go? JoAnn isn't so sure.

Transcript

00:00.00
thelateawakening
Joe I um, you remember that grooming buzzer you got me grooming as a different connotation iss but okay, okay, well you you know. It has a gas on it. You could shave and so it's like it's actually it's actually like a brush that like it's like it's like an updated floby. What was that fluby Floby floby. Oh yeah, well anyway I was going to take a show you know and you know I feel about hair like. Everywhere like I got hair everywhere on my body man you're supposed to I am not a man you have to worry about it. Nobody you don't understand I don't mind hair I just don't like it. It's like when you yell at me the motor lawn. You know what? I mean it looks really nice out there even though the long is like. Really high. But you you like a groom it looks doesn't look a lot better when it's groomed. Okay, well I didn't really I didn't honestly mean to do this but on my chest and stomach well I just am on my chest in the midsection. It's just like I don't mind growing old. You know what? I mean I don't mind I don't feel old but well I am old but I just that one area in the middle that look like it just looked like a fucking tumbleweed stuck in mud. You know that like that wiry hair that fucking just. And goes every and then on my shoulder is it looks like I have like I you know what my shoulder is on top of my shoulder is lord. It reminds me of I'm fucking. What's that guy's name between 2 ferns I'm like doing this show like gall. Yeah I'm Zach because hallif my shoulder is half like. 2 ferns on top of him and I just feel like interviewing people. But anyway so all I did was I tried with the guard to kind of like just bring it down a little bit just a little bit and it wouldn't work I don't know why but sorry I like you didn't yeah we you know Garna I took the god off Joe. And what I did was never take the guard off. Well anyway I ah I so I just wanted to go and I and I kind of it in that I mean like I just made like a crop circle look Joe Joe what is this look at it I like the pregnantn. Oh my and look at all the patches I left I swear look at my stomach guy looks like but what's ah g what's her name. What is that I couldn't go around my belly but and my nipples just out my nipples I can't get that close to my nipples so they just like old pepperoni but Joe.

02:38.52
thelateawakening
I look I look like Donald I what's her name Jaden Smith what's her name ja a up Janu Smith looked with the ellapeia. Oh my god my my look at my stomach is ready for like Jane do what's that show and you did the. Oh my. What's ah you needas g I Jane ah oh keep my you keep my wife's name off your chest. Ah oh or no hold you need, um you and know you know what's gonna happen. It's gonna grow in thicker and. Dark mirror Seville. Oh we haven't want the hell going up. Oh my god and now when my walk might my breast they they just shake and the air was holding them and hey he's holding them down place and now I have like Ac cups and oh I want to get these implants taken out. I am but I think we did an episode about that du and I don't understand but I'm sorry I oh my you get? don't even look in the pale. Don't even the but don't even look in the the waistpas get in the bathroom I swear to god. A an old cat. Great. You know oh my so good. Just how far did you go I tell you how much it looks like a cat. Okay bought just try to have sex with yeah ah bo jump done the basket. Um, not. Joe I I'm not gonna lie I feel a little better I feel a little lighter today. Don't look that good doesn't look pretty It feels a little pretty but um, anyway, well Joe ah I just needed to tell you that ah and you know. Know you got something to do right now but we wanted to kick off a little something with the new podcast coming with're rebooting is that what we're going. That's what they call it I guess I can't get my mind off of what I just you just can't wait to run your fucking fingers. My stuff. Tonight my crew how far down did you go oh that you know what the next. But so I put it this way I did it I went down like past my belly button and I was like I'm gonna go a little oh because you know that area I know that area it looks like. You know what it remind you know what it looks like it looks like a it looks like ah mushmo you know mushmo from from fat Albert. The guy who has his had over his face. Yeah that's when it looked my penis. It looks like a mushmo in the middle of like ah like the.

05:25.61
thelateawakening
Bushes in the projects. Oh you know I mean like it's higher than my hair is higher than my penis. You know he's I straight high I don't blame him cause he saw my chests but a year grow not a show or done. Yeah anyway, so I just wanted to kind ofroom. Went a little lower little lower and I wanted to go and by accident I I shad one side so well I think we need to start only fans for and is that what this is all about well I didn't want to tell you but listen only psychos listen um. But anyway so I because I gotta go now I got run I gotta run out so I didn't do the other side. So it's 1 side done down there I'm kind of like this isn't be before and afterctors before and after and for now I just kind of brushed over I got like a Com over so it doesn't looks weird. Ah, ah. So anyway, yeah, it was not a good idea Johnny no no, it wasn't it wasn't you live and learn you live and learn. You know? Ah, but I gotta say you want to do the dog next no leave the dog alone. Wow well anyway, what we're gonna come back a little later and you know this was a little of. Had to jump on and tell everybody well in the moment because you know now I gotta go now I gotta go clean the baths looks like Bigfoot blew up in there. You know everybody's gonna want to see well that's not gonna happen any um, only fans. Oh yeah, have to pay for that. A I know I know Al Banks wants a you pay for you. Oh Joe that was Larry no, but it's true it's true I don't let you Jonna Tan joint my joint brand I know I haven't seen my fucking chest in 50 years and I'm only 40 get up. Anyway, so ah, yeah, anyway, Joe what were they gonna say ah I don't know talking about lle banks. No yeah, he's gonna want to see it. He didn't know why he's into that aka sha. He's a body sha I ah, it's definitely He's a body chainer. But. Oh you got now you gotta do my back cause now I look like like I my whole back. Its like my je forward to that I look a highlight I look like going black and white cookie right now naked and by the way Joanne I don't I haven't seen myself I I know you'd never seen me naked. I've never seen myself naked you I don't think you did ever right? I can't I don't jump around a lot I move quick yeah I move quick I I've never seen myself fully naked like I never gave a good look in my whole life. You know I never see I mean literally.

08:11.73
thelateawakening
So today. No I didn't look in a mirror while doing it. That's why I fucked up a lot I can't look and that's why horrible I don't want to see that I don't want to see that anyway. Ah yeah, you gotta do my back later because it looks like I'm givingbaco a piggyback ride now. Oh. And I mean I'm sexy and af front but in the back I'm little I mean you know what? it's a bestable world like Harry men and do you like kind of like smooth you know I'm saying you got cheoit you know what? I'll just runlu on you when yeah, but anyway I love you stop and get me a bottle of wine before you come home. Okay, true. That's true. Okay, she wants Taco Bell you want fucking wine. Okay.

08:56.18
thelateawakening
She's like no I'm getting tired so she comes in the room she whispers for sure but'll still on the table. It's like I'm bill my own vin problem here. You might be hungry anyway. Show her that I'm gonna show it. Yeah. My tipts look like tu tacos to soft puritos they what a dead there is look that my nipples are hard I remember I don't know um I'm I'm very it makes 1 of us. Ah.

09:30.21
thelateawakening
Ah, yeah, bear back Mountain Ah Era oh good