A Little Off the Top | Episode 11 | The Late Awakening Funny Podcast

Amber Alerts, Tear Drop tattoos, and electric cars that nobody drives. Is there anything we won't talk about? Probably not.

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thelateawakening
Welcome to the late awakening welcome what welcome us we spend quite forever welcome us because we're the only ones that are gonna get a little st through it. We just do a podcast and then play it back and so as we don't care about. We don't care about. Listen is and subscribe is we don't have popularity money. We don't want to be popular. You know what happens when you're populist. no you don't no and I'm told you know what happens when you're popular and it stories come out that you know. You know what I worried I'm a little worried you know I don't want to be home. My god he missed then I'm go have all those walluits you know I hadn't thought about it. But that's probably a good point because there's things about you I don't even want to know oh I don't even want to know? um. It's not true about what happened in prison either I'm telling you can you imagine if we got famous. Oh my god oh this shit storm. It would be bad. We're famous in our house. Yeah, no one lives here but us that's true. But even the dog have a head not like boring fucks I know. Anyway, you can so Joe ah, what's going on what are we doing I ah, what are we doing? What are we doing with our lives I don't know Joe I'm jobless. Yeah well I haven't. I have a job I don't ah ah I'm ah um, ah, um, an independent contract. Ah.

01:48.54
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But ah Joan you not to use a mob winger I'm gonna have to learn. But anyway you know it's been a while you know we got. You know we got. We were part of the purge the youtube burge. Yep they banned us like us. They banned us. We're so bad. No hold on I just I just got an ambu alert. It seems like Amber shit the bed again. no no I really did Amber Child abduction am no that's not good with the vol county and given that child should I click on this link. It's up north we're way down south I mean do they think you did it was a nutrow don't even play like Amber oh wait a minute they got the pitches.

02:38.53
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Looks like another dad took a daughter you know I don't know that abduction. Um, ah you know what? I mean what? Why do you tell? I mean it a heading this way should I do something I don't I don't know but considering that there's 800000 children that go missing every year I think that they're slacken with the Amber Alerts you know our phone should be beeping nonstop age. Let me read this in case, anybody out there is in the ball county listening. Um, let me see amber alert a Florida alert issued. jerell lewis last seen in the area at the 2600 block of university boulevard north of jacksonville florida this child may be in the company of terll terrell lewis terrell lewis they may be traveling in a twenty so two two thousand and six black suzuki. I won't know what the mileage is on that they wouldn't get far. They won't get more what no toy oh suzuki ah land a flamboer. What hell' is that florida ammbber oh okay, darll lewis she's eight years old said oh wait. It's a boy sorry jerelle sorry so 8 yeah.

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It's well it looks like dad took his son away from whoever had his son Hope. You know, hope the best for the kid I mean well you just never know the the whole situation story behind it all. Yeah, when it's family. Yeah well I Just yeah, anyway, but ah, well let's hope for the.

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Miss and you remember you know, just even the Atlanta like they they never really, they never really solved anything about a little Atlanta child.

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The missing kids that haven't been found. We know today we know they solved the Atlanta one it was that wayne they say what was his name Wayne Brady I don't know Wayne Rogers no what Wayne Roger

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I forget we'll look that up. Um, so anyway Joe we're back I mean it's been a while. Did you break your glasses. Wow. Don't say that what is that circle this? Yeah ah I broke your glasses. So my. Gone I thought it was a sticker that you put there on purpose I I thought I just kept thinking up with a spider web in front of me, you're just like the most destructive person I need new glasses and I was. Um, http://boyzny.com here we come you're gonna have to wait till I get a job. Oh my god I'll be blind by that I got a job. Ah I got money you need to oh note on me that whoa you know. Make it sound like I I got nothing it I don't know you gotta make this podcast work. You gotta make it work job hunting I'm doing all I can I can do this alone. But.

05:57.74
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Ah, ah boy I'm fucking bo everything I got into it. Oh you need this gonnabo this broadcast from a Ken Moore box on the corner working with 1 mic fucking gay are that was your choice now I know I'm like and the other we have technical difficulty. But anyway you know where what's starting back up. We don't know what the hell to talk about. You know we're gonna try to get a lot of people on this time you know from you know, mention any names because if we don't get no I won't mention any names but we'll get like nobody's like you know like. You know Allen Banks you know what I mean like let he's gonna kill me. You know we'll go from like Allen Banks was like 0 if we get him on but good. Are we gonna have no listeners. That's true, but let's let's set like a level like you know like ah go from al out. Allen Banks or alt banks and then moved it. Forward. You know I know some I know some semi-faor people famous people so they're gonna appreciate that o you know what? um you know, let me? Yeah, it's like a lot. Yeah. It's like a lot of people who were like ah oh famous doesn't even matter anymore. What we think of famous. You know we're. Ah, loop the the famous people we don't even know who they are now. Well you want to know I'll tell you the best way to find now who's on social media. The the the people that are well known like you know names I won't mention it named. Whenever they comment back. They're not as famous as they used to be you know I mean you go by that. That's the meter. You know, like if you go on put it this way if you go on. Let's say um, fucking Kevin Hart don't reply to nobody. What's up the status or a tweet and he just walk the walks away. You don't even look you don't read it and there's a million replies ten thousand million shares you know what I mean some people read Cardi B reads hers. That's why she cancel her. Well you know what? I mean you can't help you can't. You can't reply you can't because that well first of all, if you're faint super famous and you reply to 1 thing and or you know you gotta to feel like you got to reply to everyone. You know I mean and then another thing too I like this is a great dynamic I always wanted to talk about this but like um.

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You know like Sebastian Maliskal call Manus Galo whatever you know he'll he'll comment like the one you know or 2 men. But therere all one you know like not just him but I'm just in in general. When it's negative. They'll come back and say so you know what I mean because they only pay attention to the negative one and right and that's normal. Well, that's like you know Don stand up remember I did stand up. Well I yout laid down I did laid down comedy alllthough comedy. Yeah yep, yep Yep, ah, yeah, and I was trying to impress it because I I did a little open mic in the back of the day back in the day and stuff like that. But Joanne you know when I first met her I I kind of was like you know told her about how I used to do open mic bullshit. It was more like a workshop and so she you know I always told she because you're gonna do stand up when I come when I come you gonna do understand that you gonna right? do what it sounds like a little bit. Ah and then finally you promised me, you were gonna be this big comedian. Like my. We just try to get the new pants. Yeah, that one time. Yeah well anyway, yeah, so so finally is she's like you can stand up. You can. So anyway, we did. We went to this open Mike and. What the hell I'm all over to play and and I was sitting down next to comedian stuff and I was kind of like we sitting at the ball having the coop drinks I was kind of feeling my o I was like I'm gonna knock this out of a park I had this whole I had this whole set about a dolphin rape and shelic attacks and. You know and I had it all planned out and everything else and it was like nooral state or loved some guy who lives in the area. You know I mean and I jumped up. You know I did a couple of high five stus night in an oh high pod and I went to step up on stage and I totally missed the step and I fell flat on my face. The hardest. I ever laughed and like entire life I'm here all night because I couldn't get up I got hurt. They would like sweeping around me and mopping up I'm like sexy and it with a stand ovation. They got up and ran for call 9 1 1 but you know what. I was I remember for a quick like a quick set like because you feel like it did forever which I kind of was right I didn't get up for a couple of like hours couple of minutes and I'm laying on the floor and everybody's laugh and I'm like how am I gonna follow this. You know that's all fun. Thank you for coming out. You know.

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But there was a quick second where I was like should I get up and go on stage and act like nothing happened like the comedian that I am or should I just fucking lay here and and have someone call 9 1 1 and take me out on a stretcher probably would have been better. It would have been better because the last sort like oh. He's hurt and then they would have forgot about the whole fucking fall and all they oh he must say he's really funny but he he got hurt. You can't blame him but no. What do I do I bounce up like that's part of the show. Hello people. Welcome. There wasn't anything like that I jump on stage I don't know I talked about I started to talk about free to go in the ocean I'm afraid of going the ocean you want to know why and then I just black now. Is like walking to laugh you. They're walking to laugh at you and then you know like but not in that way. I go to be and then I mean the blood the blood being poured on me was a with a little too much anyway deserved that? Yeah, but I just went into shock and I don't remember yeah and Joanne I did. From that day on it was old downhill. Hey. Yeah, that was 9 years well why did' I leave the d off for this now. He's a cripple, not even funny. Ah, you know he said in a standup community I can't get him mor fell by. So to something around that's true. Well least you dressed like a house cleaner when I I got the being banner on a I know funny story when I made yeah like when I first came down to Florida right? I no joke. No joke serious this is when like. Bloods and the crypts were like really like big in the news and stuff like that and in Florida well everywhere right? and I was ah I was living in a halfway house by the way. Yeah, yeah, within a halfway you know a different in a halfway house in a 3 quarterterway house one quarter. But anyway, that's enough of math. But ah. Know joy like I didn't know how to study but listen Joanne Toys no math. But anyway um I remember I went to the dollar store I wanted to get a bandananna and.

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Crip and there was a red one I was like I can't wear. You know, red the bloods to crypt to kill me right in the middle purple one I had a purple one on. So yeah, everybody's friend. Everybody I was you know what? and the no joke I was walking down the block to go to the seven eleven and there would these like 4 spanish black then they just happen to be that I'm not racist. Yeah, just were puerto ricans but and they looked at me and they saw my band dad and they were doing that you know how they not a mood yo look. But purple man then on series. It didn't really happen. You know? yeah and I didn't know what to do and they like yo you what's up. You know who? so and I like you you? What do he say I forgot if youre with the soros gang the sorrowros get no, no, no, they better yo yo who you wear who you win and I swear to god. I was like what I'm in the Barney gang so and guy did like whats up and I was like oh hold you you are we and then you got gang right? And then I got angry right? and we we I went and did a drive by. Like chunky cheese. What are the chunky cheese chun what the fuck I got a question, go ahead. So I get the the red for the bloods. Okay, that makes sense why the blue for the crypts does it have to do with the color of the handicaps. I think so you know why because I think the founding father of the crips had like a baby on I would have thought it would be a live. Yeah but to live. Yeah that's how that strut started everything oh that's how you walk. Like dude I my one leg short are you mother fuck us I making fun of me. You know what it it tell drive by started. Let them um, fuck the you know look at that cripple fuckg there a one and he said we'll beat that out. Yeah, we're gonna get. But anyway yeah now. Yeah I wouldn't want you know the cripples. Ah yeah. It doesn't sound tough. No no, no and you know another thing with this whole look no disrespect to any gang members listening come down. You know I'm saying sure they not I'm pretty hard myself to that's what you don't know you know you have no idea what I've done in my life. Cant. Want to know? Yeah, but anyway ah I know enough what were they gonna say Joanne I was trying to I was trying to make a point was trying to make.

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My point I don't know where youre um that you know the game members one day like 1 thing I don't understand you know what? I'm saying is like all right? Do you know that are today. It's different. They got like their whole phase. The whole face looks like put it right out there with the damnni 13 thing and. Yeah, and all that's right on their forehead and stuff. But what's up with the tear drop. You know you know and I was like but that's to show whenever like you see a gang like anybody with a teardrop. It's to count the like they killed somebody you know Steven Tyler has 1 Steve. Yeah, Stephen Tyler yeah up that gang member. You remember he he had something to do with John Lenard I think and know I knew um, but at what I never understood. It was why did tearrop you know I mean yeah, all right? you killed somebody right? all right? You can. Why are you gonna put someone on your face showing that you're goingnna cry about kill somebody you hope that's not soft. It's a little soft to this sounds a little soft. You know what I mean put a skull or something you know what I mean a coop right? The guy's name kind of idiot. Are you you want to advertise. He's like um I killed somebody who. Hit on I mean give me a break a tear drop. But anyway any gang may I get we're done I got prison tattooed're on so many lists some guy the other day said to me goes man like you hooking your your tats you know I'm like really it's coming on to you? No you just so you'd like my tattoos and yeah, like really. Like the real prison tats. Dude it's the 1110 you said the guy was from the Bronx the good 119 guy was from the Bronx the nine eleven tattoo. You have you mean the towers. Yeah I never said he was from the Bronx that was Benny Blanco now I got a. Yeah anyway I got Brooklyn tattoos you know and I got yeah a funny story when do you have funny story about 1 of the tattoos I got sure does it see his eagle right here. So anyway, this guy he had a tattoo in his house in his house. Oh that sounds hi Steve yeah well I'll tell you everybody one one of the most famous tattoo artists in Brooklyn I forget his last name but his name was Mike Mike Mike everybody went to me I think it was on like sixteenth avenue and near new trick and stuff he he was really good I mean everybody got that tattoo. That but he actually most houses in Brooklyn get ah you get a paper cut and 1 of them and your arm falls off how you gonna go and get a tattoo wow but everybody did I mean my arm' still hang and but he was I remember he and he he got shot by a some guy because.

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Gave a tattoo to an underage kid and then the father got so mad he went there and shot him you know must have been a really bad to that and as soon as he shot him and killed him. They got a teardrop dad too now' only 2 that's ironic um now like before when the guy was 9 he they before you go he say hold on there. Oh you gave him gpr say hey we do what that do? what? but tear drop. So oh my god ah anyway was in say was so anyway we we all going to get tattoos right? Okay so I was going last I remember everybody was like playing I didn't care so but the plan was to. We all, we all went and got forty ounces of oe you know we're gonna do so class class right? So we went to the guy's house and I remember um we go up. It was like a big open kitchen and and the dining room and in the middle of the kitchen he was set up. And then he had a couch over everybody's hanging out there looking through the books and stuff and and and everybody was drinking well because I was the last one I kind of drink the most and I remember it was my time and I got up and I sat down and he started getting all the ink ready and stuff like that and um so I have my. Um, sleeve rolled up and you know he's he's getting ready and then he got picked out an eagle I don't know why back then it was panned as eagles shit like that patriotic I got a black panther on my leg pallet through the people you know what? I'm saying god. So. There's my brother anddering pandering I didn't get a panda so um, okay, so now it's my turn and I sit down now I'm feeling a little nauseous and stuff everybody and I'm looking the mother's washing dishes. You know the guys like starting to put the the. Stencil on my arm and stuff like that I thought I started to feel a little sick I started to get nois right? and the true story and all of a sudden I kind of backed up like he's like you are right man you are right man I a ya he and he puts a garbage pail next to me just in case and he's starting to tattooed me again. All of a sudden like. Almost throw up right now. All of a sudden I squa fucking cut and straight into the garbage field the fucking the wife I remember grabbed her kid and the kid was like hard and behind the mom. You know what I mean and like it I was it was like the exorcist you know I was like possessed.

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But that any's embarrassing. Um, so John I do I know.

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Ah, Johnny, you know where my mind is always at but you don't want to talk politics anymore. So yes I do whateverever yes I you want? no, you don't you know who send me you anyway, you know that's what got us banned from you. We're not allowed to. Say that letter anymore. No, it is a lot of shit going man I know what do you think about the whole Twitter thing you know and Elon are you know I mean I don't know I still don't trust him I do and I know sorry you know what it is I just I can't give a hundred percent anymore I always kind of hold back a little this way I'm not It's better to be kind of let down and be like I kind of knew it than to put all I mean remember William I almost got a tattoo of Bill Barr is a bill on would have been cute bill bow. Well yeah, no, but I I know I liked him too the bag I I kind of I kind of figured out why we like him. Because he looks like a he's that old man version of the kid from a Christmas store. He is yeah bill as a bill bar Bill Mark and he is cute. He's got that chunky little face. You know he's cute that smile that time number one try oh my god Deborah Burke said she was troubled it a look away where he's who that was so great and that was a great moment I was like that guy's gotta be good look at that I know hey you stabed them in the back today I do I know I don't know you know it's I don't know there's a there's a. Ah, bigger. Um matrix of this shit going on that we don't understand and a lot of times it play good cop, bad cop just for the opticals and I understand that part but the thing with elon must principles. Yeah for the optics. Yeah, okay. Hard you' thinking my glasses him away mind off the thing I got to buy you a new pair glass. Oh I never said you did. But anyway breath's coming up that is true anyway, so order I we're doing this? no and I don't want to have the clicks in the background anyway, what I was saying about elon. Is I want to like him. He's funny comes up with some crazy shit does stuff that pisses off the left which I love that. But at the same time here. He's always contradicting himself here. He is you know so-called rich. Man in the world which he's not by the way that's a bunch of bullshit just like how I know they and electric nobody drives those f friggin cars nobody can afford them. You know the Spacex thing how you making money with that who's paying for that. The taxpayers are paying for that. There's a lot of.

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There's a lot of questionable shit about him. Plus he's behind this neural link thing this transhumanism bullshit that we're all gonna be I don't know linked to some mind grid or some have implants in our brains and shit. I don't know I can't trust him I want to but I don't well yesterday yeah, he tweeted about how he really liked the bomb or and there they're you know the Democrats are move far so far away from that. Yeah, right, right? right? there because he could you know Obama. He he says all fool he said but you know from Obama you know 1 extremeness from Obama like from Obama went to life left right now but you know what? ah Obama is the one that's fucking running the shit exactly and I mean and if he don't know but he don't know that he's a puppet too you the puppet too. He was. They're all puppets of the same I mean think about it or was it was a sorty prince fucking paid for his schooling or something in Iran. What's that all about yeah, why are all his records sealed you know, just I don't know but as far as oh you saw what else Ah you I must. And he tweeted that he was gonna buy Coca-cola and put the cocaine back in. Yeah I'm all for that. Yeah I know you would be I mean? Ah, anyway, so that's why the straw goes in the can he knows how to take on played both sides you know he's he was there. Superhero of the left with all of their climate change bullshit and all that and now he's you know, getting the conservatives to rail by the way. How do you for 1 thing you know for 1 thing he does is electric cause you know for the. For the fucking atmosphere to climb it. But then he has rock and shoot drew the atmosphere all kinds of fuel is shooting all over the place I mean don't talk about that hypocritical. Maybe no I don't know he's all over the place. But my theory is and I could be completely wrong is that politics. You see both sides right? now you could watch put on Cnn and and Fox and they're they're all war war war what is it good for me, you know what? it's good for military complex is it the complex? Yeah, okay, yeah, they so they all sing in the same song when it comes to war you know. I mean but this whole thing with the with Twitter is kind of like you know you Fergie had that Jack guy stepped down right? he stepped down then you got to but to me and now you got the left I mean last the last two years. Well you know was the right getting thrown off Twitter and and and.

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Conservatives anybody that didn't go with the lefts and narrative and now you got and now you got elan who buys Twitter and now the left is going crazy and they're assholes to begin with they're all crying and they were all for you. Wal a private company and whoever they want to have on it but all of a sudden now. It's a 2 new tune. To me. It's kind of like ping- pong and it's like to keep us off balance you know the left kind of had you know the run of world and you know put on Trump off Twitter and everyone else and now and now elons then people getting reinstated so now that now the people who are conservative is a kind of all excited. And keep us all balanced you know and I mean us to keep us hating each other so that we don't yeah hate the people that we should be hating which is probably the billionaires throughout the world like him. It's all distraction. And you know I mean for the last you know couple of years. Ah well the last year and a half or so censorship and everything like that and um I don't know see um but I've been a little bit. Loop you know? Well I know it's hard not to just disconnect from it all because it's just nobody ever gets arrested. Yeah, nothing's ever happened. We're always plum promised. You know oh soon. The white hats are gonna come over rescue and you know it's just well I believe there's a lot of good stuff. Going on? no there is no I believe that um and you know they the thing is is that there's like a it's like they fight a war behind the scenes and don't let anybody know exactly what's going on. You know I hope so I hope so I like that's how I get to sleep. But. Eventually every morning.

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Pass out. So I think well Trump always said himself. He's like what am I gonna do you think I'm gonna tell the enemy my next move. You know he's he's a genius that way. He's.

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Not supposed to top off Trump anymore. But said that oh I thought you didn't want me to They don't say that people didn't think I think that I never ever said that I know oh we got to cut that um you didn't want to you don't want to get political. No I didn't say that I didn't say that I said I want to just go off the cuff a lot too I just. Want to just you know I just want I would kind of like appeal. Oh yeah, have fun, you know? and yeah I know I mean it's like it's like this here I am on here I am having fun like let's say joking around on Facebook.

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That and and kind of interact and then laugh and and then I go on Twitter and I go into trending section and I see people fucking loving you know Rachel Maddow and all of a sudden my whole fucking attitude changes I boil you know what I mean I boil and I get mad. And it's just like I don't want to be mad anymore. Well yeah I mean I know I'm so sick of this atmosphere of everybody at each other's throats I go on every once in a while I go no, you're a shadow band by the way. Yeah I don't totally nobody sees my shit. But um, I'm going make a like ah a funny comment I think it's funny right. I'm stuff like Breitbart or you know major like Fox or something I'll make some funny just random off the cuff comment and man everybody jumps on me and never fail because I getting so well I understand why it's. Me. It's like I think I'm on some kind of list that the bots just come after me or something but it's so ridiculous like nobody can take a joke anymore. It's just yeah I mean I saw that 1 particular thing you were talking about that down bret bought and it was like it was same time and you know and would. Was so apparent that you were joking and then people and another thing like you explained yourself like a couple of you know times and people was there were some people you gotta look at the people standing up for you. They're like hey you could tell she was joking and she explained it. And still you were getting replies of people yelling at you? Yeah, like read the fucking thread you lazy fuck everybody's just ah, can't wait for the next thing that they can be pissed off about yeah so boring. Don't get humorless see we talk about it and you get angry. Yeah, the fucking laughing. We laugh. But you know why Joanne by the way I think the monkey broke my glasses. Oh well probably wow.

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Stop playing monkeys they have no respect for objects. Oh is so cute though. Oh if anybody knows I show a little clip I I stopped at the wa wow you know want and some guy pulled up next to me and I said I was like well his wife's. Kind ugly you know and it' all way he has a monkey you know. And anyway I was like oh my god I gotta see the monkey and I rolled down the window and the monkey just dove in the car and was like the cutest thing ever was like went right from my vape started va yeah and you can oh no I had coins that he was trying to grab cash I knew app. I and I mean oh I got it on card I know cash I actually today you know I actually prefer money on a cardd when I have cash I feel like I'm broke. But when it's on the card. It's like you know. Doing that. But anyway the monkey jumped in the go I went from my vabe who's so cute then he went from my base my bat and he picked he's trying to pick up the bat nocky lived through that. Yeah yeah, definitely because I notice I was like he's cute and then I noticed I look coggi at a did drop that to on his face like ah seen his first Romeo anyway. And the diaper the diaper right? Yeah right? But anyway he kind of was hugging me and stuff like that and you know he was so cute man I mean. Ah, yeah, but there was still that as cute as he was there was still that that little bit of fear that my face was gonna get ripped off while a monkey just did that. That's what. Ah, Mike Tyson and Joel Robin were talking about last night was trying to rewind it and I couldn't yeah kind take care with monkeys that's why you get some tear dropped out too ripping phases or anyway enough for the tear drop that too. Yeah, but this so it's kind of fun just kind of get back into. Things do you know and absolutely joy life and stuff. Yeah, you know you gotta do what you want to do in life even if nobody listens and if you do thank you I didn't even notice that these were broke. You know? Well it kind of looks intentional because it's circular. Yeah, it looks like some kind of like remember google glass you don't remember that? Yeah yeah, they had they put out these glasses I don't know like ten years ago that you were supposed to be able. Oh you? yeah. Green inside your glasses. But I guess everybody went crosseyed like you know what they in this chair. It's like a bullet a bullet hole right? Where are where am my that um I'm like Superman you I mean know. Ah yeah, ah well you saw my chest is.

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Funniest space to put an mess on it now right? lose something well and yeah, there's another we'll we'll add that little that little clip to it with. We had a little fun this yeah, we'll start out. We. Ah, you got this producer but somebody's got to do it? Yeah, but it's like a bullet hole as I shot and didn't know like I de what I don't know what to do when you're out there. Well I don't the less I know the more I can trust lie about I don't really like I an opposite. I go out there and I cry I didn't know if you know I didn't want to tell you and want you to worry? Why do you think I'm getting the flamur alerts I the only when I get still. Ah, what's the other one do something. What's the other one with the old people silver alerts. Ah I I blocked those. Yeah I can't stand I'm sure of their life. Yeah I listen if they want to run away. They really have reason they have plenty of reason and not only that they're not gonna get far because they fucking drive so fucking slow you know you know what you gonna fucking you want to find a silver alert go to any. But. Walmart cause they're gonna slam into you pulling out at a fucking parking space. Found you you know I mean I can't butt Joanne you know god forgive me I hate old people. Oh boy driving driving I don't like I don't think they should drive. Well Johnny. Listen we're we're getting there and then I'll watch Joanne if the the point comes where I can't drive anymore I will drive but I'm sorry if you're gonna get in a car that you could barely see over the steering wheel and do fifty miles an hour and stay and get in my fucking way. I can barely say I'm trying to god dash all right I'm like but but here's another thing too when I'm president I think what they should do is you know how you have to be a certain age to get your license permit and pass a road test I think the moment you turn 6 5 you have to go get another road test. You have to go take another another written shit 65 70 but no fucking 65 right when you fucking retire because that's when you're gonna get in a car you know to do dash anyway. Ah so you go take the road test you fail. License Revok forever which is probably two more years okay I think that's it because no you know you you lose your reflexes and everything like that at a Serena so you shouldn't be driving and.

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You know I'm sorry, don't get me wrong, not all of them. My grandma used to drive a fucking po and we had to tell her slow down grandma slow down she would do fucking 90 on side streets all why crack like me all while cracking her gum I never forget. Mary Bosco that was her name. That's a bosco. She was a who she just she just used to all day long just chew gum chew gum crack it crack it crack it. You know what? I mean sorry about and yeah, she had 17 kids baby seventeen fucking kids. Okay. She buried 3 husbands not literally like literally like dead 2 more but she no Joe. She used to sit you know you sit there everybody all your grandmother so look at how innocent old lady I what a slut. What? what. Like the bang button. Yeah and I don't want to get in that I talk to my therapist but listen she um was I gonna say um, seventeen kids and back then when she had kids there weren't that many names cause them ah cause I had 2 Uncle Nicks yeah ah now you know for real 2 aunt mary's no way I hitting I used to just think like ah well back then maybe they't have as many names. ah ah ah she didn't care she didn't care anymore just say how many names I gotta remember? Yeah, ah. Exactly this? Yes, yes, she has wah blah blah blah blah. But anyway, no, you know to be honest with you though it was because she had 3 husbands and they all wanted those names. Yeah to you know it was like different clicks to different crews I mean wow yeah, and grandma. Boy. She was a who she's the one that gave me that hole. That's why I shaved my chest today I can't do hair I can't do hair oh god she's the one that time that gave me that whole fucking What do you call that the thing I have with hair. what is the ptsd ptsd yeah yeah yeah what the hair and food it drives me um you have no idea how sick I get when I see hair I could be starving I could be an ethiopian okay in the fields starving and you could hand me a fucking plate a fat steak match. Whatever rice and I'm gonna eat that if I see a fucking hair and have food.

40:14.39
thelateawakening
You know what? that means I don't want it. Well well because that's how I'll put you on a diet and I'll just truly yeah, be the hair on your plate was done done there it a but you yeah yeah, well remember thanks I told you about Thanksgiving dinner. Yeah. The the behind why I have such a ah bad issue with hair and food was that Thanksgiving dinner 19 okay, we're all sitting around the table mom is getting all the food ready put it on the table I'm at the child's table. Yeah I mean well you remember the child everybody said at the kids' table. You know I mean I wish I hate it cause I was like 30 yeah, but still. On there I know but anyway should I keep going? Yeah no I've I've heard the story but and the right I got peoples all right? So we're all there we eating we and you again ready to eat so bowl putting our plates on and. Its and everything else and and we're all sitting around table laugh and giggling you know and you know food you know goods turkey yada yada yada and they got the mess with potato the going and all of that and and the stuffing right? I love stuffing? Yeah what I mean I mean what Thanksgiving I mean could you Thanks! Give on out stuff from Joe. You know what's the best borrow. So anybody we're sitting there where all you and enjoying our food and Grandma starts gagging I don't know it's because she's choking on food or she forgot to take a gum out while she was eating. But she started gagging and everybody looked up and she's like gay get right? and I remember looking and all of a sudden. She just gave one last and all of a sudden. She's pulling this fucking piece of hair out of it and it's like. And and it's never ending and it's like it's like like she's a magician you know how to pull out of the ah and she's pull and and the the worst part was as she's pulling the hair out they're stuffing attached to it swinging around and around like a let go like clothes on a.

42:36.52
thelateawakening
Windy day on the clothesline in the projects in the hood d oh my god and all of a sudden I start puke and oh god anyway, Mary Bosco very Bosco. Well well Joe I'm sorry I did all this talk and so good. Yeah, it was fun but having fun I mean we're gonna get back into this. We'll talk about when to get some people on here I got a couple people I already talked to that. All you know I talked to their agents and their manager anyway, so ah, we're gonna start to have a lot more people. Call in and stuff like that whoever we don't care. You know be fun whether you're al banks or amber heard. We're gonna have you on nobody wants to talk to her. Yeah, ah. But that was fun I think you're kind of slowing down because you got no more wine. Yeah I need to refill don't you go refill if you want to keep talking right now we'll end it right now you wanna end right now. Yeah, it's how long we've been talking 43 minutes oh my god nobody's want to listen that long. Yeah. Um I wouldnt I don't want to listen towards that nobody ever listens to podcasts all the way through even Joe Rogan he goes for 3 hours people listen to 20 minutes of it all right? Well let's ah, let's again on let's end on this I mean we just wanted to kind of get back into it and sounds good. No. Little fun and just hopefully. People will listen. Well thanks for listening everybody like and share. We miss you Alex let's going Alex will be back someday day. One day. Okay gang signing off have a great one bye bye please.