Mooks, Monkeypox, and Elongate, Oh My! | Episode 15 | The Late Awakening Funny Comedy Podcast

Johnny & JoAnn do an emergency podcast episode covering the hot topics of the day, including:

• The emerging MonkeyPox epidemic and how Johnny contracted it in a strip mall parking lot.
• Robby Mook throws Hillary Clinton under the bus in the Durham trials
• Elongate - Sexual harassment allegations conveniently hit the "news" as the world's richest man takes on the Twitterverse.
• Plus, Johnny's caught on camera baring it all in the backyard; film at 11.

Transcript

00:00.00
thelateawakening
Good afternoon and welcome to the late awakening drinking coffee out of our new mugs huh how do you like those mugs they turn out beautiful and we so happy. Yeah, fantastic anyway. So Joe I wanted to pop on because ah you know there's lots lot of stuff going on. You know in the news and now we have a new. Virus. Yeah they're doing all they can to try to kill us all off the monkey pox. What's not all about well. It's because you know we're getting to the next election time and they want to make sure that. They want to make sure that they can go back to using their mailing ballots again like they did last time on but store how do you even get monkey pos well I think you get it for vaping with a monkey. Oh I knew you were gonna say that. Ah, no, but really, how do you get it I I don't know there. They haven't come out with enough information about it yet. Yes I was vaping when a monkey lasts like about a week and a half ago I know and he smoked right? after it is it smart after me. So I don't know what the fuck I gave him so you think that's why this guy's wandering around in parking lots in the strip malls. Yeah, the monkey and letting it go and people's. You know what's funny I never saw the own this face um was that that's disturbing. It could have been bill gates and who yeah cause I just kind of pulled up at the wawa. Wow wow why is that even a name. What is that from but I pulled up into. Wawa and I saw our call pool up to me and I thought it with a monkey driving and the guy popped out and I had a roll I had to roll down my window and I was like oh my god I I got to see that monkey and then the monkey just dove in the car went for like went slobbered all over your vape. All over my babe started. He started to play with my hair. He hugged me hugs. That's how I took my hat. He took my hat. Um, and then he picked up the air fresh and was sniffing it and then he threw poop at me. Access a couple I'm joking I threw poop at him. But yeah, so this whole monkey pox thing and and and now the monkey's got Johnny Pox Johnny Fox but now what's now we're talking about a new fucking virus hitting the scene. Which they kind of look like yeah um, you know when they've showing pictures of it and you remember that candy. It came out on a roll and had all a little dots dots had all ah well that's best and yeah on their best. So I know it's probably a horrible disease and stuff like that. But.

05:35.00
thelateawakening
Anybody that likes popping things they and who doesn't they kind of look like fun things to pop. You know it's like monkey pox bubble wrap. Oh nice. Yeah, but e but's gonna be a fun None but but all taken over huh who has taken over the world. The None or one world order like yeah, it's. Not a little ironic that they come out with this monkey pox shit and then all of a sudden. Um, every government in the world is turning over their sovereignty to the world health organization to make all of our decisions for us all about that's what they want just like that was ah that was a test run with the covid and boy did it fucking go over. Real. Well yeah them because basically they rolled that out and it was like you're taking this vaccine. Okay there's a lot of us who haven't so I guess maybe that's why plan b is in with the monkey box exactly. But basically it's gonna get down to It's not gonna be state. Or country. It's gonna be 1 world government where I've been telling you for 1011 years this is how you said we were crazy and we were crazy. Yeah, all those fuckers all those fuckers that called us crazy and called conspiracy theorist crazy. Yeah, it's all coming true. So keep pointing the finger. Because at the end you're the one that's gonna suffer because we know it's coming. It's only a theory until it turns into a fact you know? So basically that's it. It's gonna be like like a one world auto pharmacy and whatever and and that's not gonna stop there. It's not just gonna stop what pills are gonna tell us what else we we can do and cannot do sure. Yeah, lock us all down again. Ruin our businesses destroy our lives make us desperate and and keep voting Democrat because Joe Biden signed on to this this is from Joe Biden this is why they took Trump this is why they needed to steal the election from Trump yeah, because Trump would not go along with it. Well you know the thing is is that this. Plan has been in effect for decades and little by little they play the long game. You know that's with the smart. This thing wasn't supposed to happen all of this the the final steps into the the global government were not supposed to happen until 2030 but they had to ramp it up because Trump. Somehow got in there. Thanks a lot from yeah through a a wrench and everything and you know if it was none we already old I know we only got a few years I love it and I don't worry about it now I got a stress on the way out I don't get it. No I'm just kidding but I know it's just it's just crazy. You know it's just crazy. Bill gates this guy who we was a fucking dropout right? A high school dropout and all of a sudden. He's like the doctor to the world. What the fuck is that all about and people fall for it and he was so hated in the late eighty s everybody had his number. He was stealing other companies.

11:25.72
thelateawakening
And just you know monopolizing as much of the computer industry as he possibly could and people with wisdom knew that he was a monster and haded him that he was into population control wasn't he yes father was a eugenicist he was ahead of so was he and so was Jeffrey Epstein they all think that they're the masters of the universe and that they should have some kind of say in how many people there are on this planet The only thing difference with Jeffrey Epstein is he wanted a bunch of baby Jeffrey Epstein's he wanted an or like imagine of the giant yeah know full lupa oh my god he wanted. Baby fucking epsteins. Yeah, but nobody believed us nobody wants to look into it and it wasn't on the news so it didn't happen. Yeah, it's so frustrating but I just don't get it and then you got the the other news that came out speaking of viruses. You see the mook the mooc turned on Hillary Robbie you the none one to throw her under the bus I can't believe it. There's gonna be other a little sycophant Hillary for prison is trending on Twitter right now. All really lock her up. Awesome. You know it's just a matter of time I don't know you know sometimes I I still go back to my whole belief that. Trump is really still the president and put all this technically. He really is like honestly yeah he is you know I mean I mean they've already proven that the election was stolen. They have video proof of it happening in real time you know and just because the the people who helped steal it don't want to acknowledge it. Somehow we still have to live under this fake regime. Yeah, but the reality is Trump is still president. He won he won the election by a 0 votes. Oh but but not according to a little ah Shapiro I don't know what's up with him I'm so Dis. Pointed. Yeah well yeah I seen he was kind of like you know, but but you can't really proveing. You know we coming? Um I mean but they I seen a video but they doesn't approve that making maybe think I fuck I can't listen I I know he he's gotten so he looks like ah he actually looks like 1 of the he like if you watch him. He looks like None of the South Park and up and remember with the mouth. Um, the Beanie spinning nothing against jews I'm just saying oh anything to do no I know but he's just you know they I mean whatever man isn't and this is why shit don't get done because when it comes down to it and the proof is in the pudding you got these fuckers that will not. You know, ah you know, kind of like go on board and you see it I mean we have to the we you know we had to rely on Jimmy Door which is crazy and we talked to the other day about how Jimmy Dor went off and.

17:00.10
thelateawakening
He's not backing down. We thought maybe it was just like one night he had ah of some kind of a breakdown but no, he's watched oh he's another breaks out. He's he broke down from being a far left progressive into kind of I don't know what the hell we are I don't look at it as republican or conservative because I don't trust them either. Just freaking people who see the truth and and our eyes are open and we call him but we don't need labels. So yeah, whatever he is right now is where he should be I think what sure sounds like it. He's finally admitting that you know Trump was the one who was trying to stop all this men now you're calling him far right. White suppre I mean you know do me car. Oh it's just silver good. What else do they have you know and the more they call somebody a racist the less power that word even has it's just gotten to the point where everybody's just like yeah home guy Rudy's racist that's what it is yep That's what they do. But that's what they do but yeah I don't I don't know about this monkey pox thing but I'm not worried about it. You worried about it. Epstein is true that what are you saying about Epstein interesting now Stephen Kra ah tweeted 6 minutes ago Hillary Clinton is None of the most callous and corrupt politicians. Country has ever seen. She should definitely be in prison or betty yet exiled to Epstein island nice yeah, so why give her such a nice place to stay I mean I know it's a demonic but still pretty. Yeah, so with that bitch in. She needs she needs to go so I mean she needs she says she's not gonna die. She's not gonna die you know they don't die devil never dies. Yeah.

20:30.78
thelateawakening
Like the most evil ah Hillary for for prison. Oh this is beautiful. That's trending. But um, what else is going on I get to see it in my lifetime. That's all I live for sometimes yeah well it's all coming out I just want to know it's not a matter of it all coming out. We knew it was but who. And really look at it and and and ah and ah, but we accept any of those people and you know mean like Greg Gutfeld he was originally not a Trump Guy Glen back yeah but will they ever come out and apologize. You know they say oh while now I now I believe in Trump and now I think Trump's a great guy we got but will they ever apologize to the world for you know, denigrating this guy who is trying to save our country. Why did they still play it downy I haven't even heard Jimmy Dor say you know what? Don not he was fucking wrong? Well well he does give a he has been given a lot of credit to Trump if you yeah he has been saying and you know and Trump said this and Trump did that and that's why they wanted him out so he's in a nutshell he's saying it but he's still you know what? it's still a business and. Moment he says I was wrong and I should have voted for Trump he's gonna lose none his audience. That's that's just my opinion I don't know but he probably lost same way. Yeah, he has to have lost but he's still never gonna say that and I don't know why but one day it's gonna be you. know it's just not gonna be you it's gonna be you're gonna be unable to admit it. It's just gonna be there. Everybody's gonna see it well and that's another reason why I think that this is all part of the plan because that's what had to happen to to make people see how disgusting and dirty the democrats the our whole political system to be honest with you because god knows there's enough republicans that stabbed. Trump in the back too. Oh so I mean they're all. It's all gotten so corrupt that there's there's nothing that we can rely on anymore. The Fbi the Cia of course every institution that we have the judicial system. So corrupt all compromised. And it's not and again you know it's not like the whole you know system. It's just the the the very few at the top did a most powerful one. It's and that's like that in every you know aspect every every business every in every hospital and is like the you have to listen to the general. Basic. Yeah, whether you like it or not you know, but I mean that's where like that's where they got us thought was like these organizations like project veritas and you know unfortunately not enough others but a few others you know they make it possible.

26:10.80
thelateawakening
For people to be able to come out and tell the truth about what's going on and not have to worry about well although they still have to worry about losing their livelihoods but I am a you know a donor and I know of that there like none no. When people when people become whistleblowers. Um, he puts together ah donation funds for them so that they can you know survive after they lose their job and probably will never get another one in their field. Yeah, and you know he's done a lot of good raising money for these people. Keep them going because I mean they're they're to do the right thing they're throwing their whole lives away. It's really scary. You know I try to think of it. My own position. You know I don't have a great career or anything. But if it came down to it. You know and I found out something out about you know. And employer of mine and I had a comfortable living. It would be hard to make that decision. You know it was really scary and then you you know you're on a list for the rest of your life this fucking country butre definitely on a list some I don't know ah laundry list. But no. I don't know Joe. Well anyway you know, um so anything else you want to talk about I don't know I'm still um I want well you know as we knew was going to happen. You know they're all after Elon now all right and some I didn't know Spacex had. Flight attendance. Yeah about this is all news to be due but claim that um, he's sexually harassed her and exposed himself and all was dumb to her. Yeah, we all knew he was braced for it. He made comments on Twitter before about you know, anything starts. Hitting the news. You know it's just a ah political hit job and you can count on it's gonna happen right? and he said please just call it elongate which you know he's trying to say he's yeah as suspicious as I am. He's always funny and you know. You know I have a weakness for that. Oh and he has asper is right right? is what they call. Ah they' gonna go on for the better name. Ah asper is but yeah, they're going after him, you know and it's always some some you know woman or. You know a friend of a friend. Yeah story. They always do It's always a they come a business insider. Yeah and always at the appropriate time right? when to somebody you know they actually just like what okay plan. No plan h didn't work. Let's go. You know what? I mean well the crazy thing is is that these things always.

31:50.96
thelateawakening
Come out first come out I need to say on these on these um shitty little websites business insider and what was the other one buzz buzzfeed started the whole russian bullshit. Yeah, and it's like that that alone should show you that this isn't something that. Deserves national attention. But yet again they did they know you know what? The best thing is is that you know they just come out and pull it out of their ass and say this and have some you know come out when when and and and then on the other hand on the other side there is fucking proof proof of like. Bill Clinton you know and all these other lefty fucking I can't even say it. But there's proof of of underage sex and and everything else and and everybody Brees right through that. Yeah, but they'll jump on board to bring down him just by somebody saying said saying. The the cognitive dissonance I guess they call that goes to show again. Like you said they're always in it for the long haul. You know they started years and years and years ago while the republicans were sleeping. Yeah, but they have to do and there was a lot of people trying to change. You know it might not happen tomorrow but just like. Pray good you and all things like that and and then what's that guy again that was on Glenn Beck I always we got Jesse Jesse Kelly Jesse Kelly was talking about how you gotta start the most important thing here all right? You got you could flip congress and and in the house and put a republican in the white house but you see how that goes. Gotta start in the with the board of education. You got to start schools Today. You know what? I mean you gotta you got to talk to the students and and and tell them the good things about our country. Not just the bad things that happened and this is what we created a bunch of people who I guess they mean well but they're brainwashed and is just so much hatred in the world that is. Country you know what? I mean it's like you burn an american flag. It's fine. But god forbid you burn a blm flag you're going in. Yeah and it's just it's just horrible I mean I'm not saying that the country is perfect but don't but don't get me wrong. There's a lot of good things. This country has done I mean they might have started slavery I'm not saying they did but they also. Ended it. So let's let's focus on that and go from there. You know anyway, but that's all I wanted to say for today and you got anything else because you want to go on the. Um I know Joe maybe nope sorry I not that over but you know I again with the security cameras I don't know I got caught naked out there Joe. What's going on behave yourself and you won't have to worry about I dont wait. Are you used to living in a surveillance state by now a big sister. Theyre over here.

37:22.16
thelateawakening
Putting the cameras there because I'm used to coming out of the pool and I drop my shorts to kind of just and change into my I mean I block myself with the towel from from everything in front of me but I turned around and I forgot we had a camera and and forget and I'm naked. It's like are you like. You like? Ah I gotta know what's going on around here. Johnny Jesus rights like it than the booking nights now you know and then the worst part of it the the most horrible part of it is like you know I forgot about the surveillance videos and then I I got my notifications and I saw kinds of nakedness like a. Um, like I'm that not the good guy I a guy in our backyard of but we all in 10 one I'm like emine m is in the backyard and I'm pretty sure he has diabetes anyway cause I dye my hair blond but anyway well white. Whatever I don't even know. But. Hi Joe listen they wait into 20 minutes of you know when I start doing small clips you know because we get to talk and we don't stop and let me tell you something easy. The edit all the shit you say oh wow no I'm only I'll be more careful next time. No I'm only joke I love you Joe o with a great great show huh awesome tla clips look look. For us subscribe look those on Youtube on kids find us all over the place now run I heart radio. Ah I busr. But yeah, um, Pandora Twitter Facebook tiktok. It's social ah truth social. Yeah so like and subscribe follow us keep us going we love it piece out bye.