Putin on the Ritz | Episode 16 | The Late Awakening Funny Podcast

• "Happy Memorial Day"...no such thing. 
• Texas school shooting conspiracy theories
• Trump Media starting a non-woke streaming service to "Uncancel the Cancelled"
• Little Johnny's PTSD from Boy Scout Camp
• JoAnn Learns More About Johnny's Sordid Past...as a "John"
• Putin - Sick or Replaced with a clone
• 30 Chinese Warplanes enter Taiwan airspace today
• 2000 Mules and 81 Million Lies
• The Circle Jerk of Global Money Laundering
• OTB and Other Family Stories
• 70's Schoolyard Fights
• Latest developments and damning evidence in John Durham's case against Hillary Clinton and her cohorts

Transcript

00:00.00
thelateawakening
Welcome to the late awakening good afternoon happy memorial day happy. You're not supposed to say that are you I've seen that like None times happy memorial day did I say that somber memorial day I think that's a lot more fitting I mean okay, be somber. Even though it's really a nice day out. Yeah don't enjoy it. No I don't know you know and they don't want us to enjoy it. They died for us to enjoy it? Yeah, ah, no I'm just saying that all died I mean there's a lot that you know came back and that's veterans day we celebrate those. This is memorial day. You only celebrate people who die what are I thinking? Oh my god that's right, they are gone. Yeah I bet they're looking down on us shaking their fucking heads lately. Oh well, you have anybody in your family that died in the war. Died in the war any wars that died now they all live damn yeah I had a couple both of my grandfathers were in world war two and then um I had an uncle that was in Vietnam he sent back some pictures. I remember seeing heads on a pike's pike. Yeah Christmas stuff he was nuts when he got back? Well I you know I don't really know I know my father was in world war two. You know what? I mean um, you ever talk about it. With my dad. My dad Bailey talked. ah you know like ah I don't know I just I don't know he was the quiet guy. But oh I am laughing tying is you know, italianing guy and and I remember when his. Family came up everybody spoke italianin and everything and stuff like that and it's a kind of people you say how come you don't know italian and I'm like I'm like I could barely get my father to talk to me in english never like like teaching italian yeah wow I didn't know that? Yeah oh my grandfather did. Yeah, my grandfather. The None my grandmother everybody but you know my aunt and I follow you barely read english really till you need't know what he a daily and he barely knew english my father never my father. Well you know what? when my when his brothers came over I used to sit around and you know talk about it and yeah I would just kind of. Sitting there drooling and listening. You know what? I mean and they they talked about different things and stuff. But I there were I remember I don't know where they are right now, but my mom had a they had a photo book and pictures of my father you know in world war two and everything and stuff.

05:39.16
thelateawakening
And I remember 1 of the pitches he was in New Guinea oh wow yeah Philippines is that the line. Yeah, and there was one pitch. Ah everybody we everybody like always wanted to see it. He was with one of the natives and and um the lady had like boobies like 1 was a real long ah chase any other one was like herky but None was real long. Ah and I think Brawa from breastfeeding. Yeah yeah, so I just I thought that just came back to me. It's so funny that we mentioned it but and then my brother. Um, my brother was in the ah. Army I remember he went to Fort Dick's basic training then he went over to Fort Benning he done a lot of shit I saw I posted. Ah he did a poster used to fly helic yeah fly over flew flown helica he actually he actually flew the. Shah of Iran I remember yeah, really yeah when they rescued when they brought him over here. Yeah, that's holy shit apparently I something like that that's major history. Wow yeah, he was and then he'd be. He was in the service for a while and then he came home and then he took the police test. He was a cop and then he became ah then he became a well no then he was a detect then he went to detect then he went into narcotics because of me. And my sister. Ah you know you were an inspiration you were an inspiration who knows how many people got arrested because he goes me. Yeah, you know what? I mean he couldn't you know? well because of me my sister babbled and shit like that and then I know I guess he went up against he wanted to fight. The war on drugs or whatever and he was hated Foy was he hated. Yeah, they used to call him green eyes. Um, you know he used to but he I don't know he used to get a lot of threats from big time like you know. Co deal is and stuff like that he was really hated I forgot. There was also somebody really famous that he got in got in in and I might have to ask him before I bring it up got into an issue. It justing? Yeah and ah. And then I think he was a marshall hed done it. Oh I don't freaking know you know and um, now then then what else he's retired now and that's pretty pun all I remember and me I I mean cubs scout.

11:00.20
thelateawakening
I was it and iine badges I did get well I got badges for um I remember I was in Pa eighty six which is a great year. The Met's won the world series. But ah I got a couple of casper badges they called them and that was for kind of ghosting them. Which which I did I'm going to tell you true story. Ah yeah, but the casma bads was for recruiting? Oh Wow Yeah, like getting people to to I was kind of like the nexium. Yeah, he random little boy random little boy is a little pass but it goes right on their thighs. Wow Now no sex I don't remember sex but I do tell you this they fuck me up for life and I'm not trying to like I know listen I'm not trying to like. Cause it's memorial day and I'm not trying to kind of up them so that but still getting flashbacks. I Still cant ah they fuck me up man yeah me up? Yeah well ah I remember we went. We went camping. I think I might have spoke about this. We really, but we went camping and remember we all the log happened and it was real. It was snowing. You know they took us out like during the day and we went hiking and then we learned all the um you know what you doing. Cub scouts and boy scouts you learn how to tie Knot knots and they were trying to teach me how to tie knots and stuff I couldn't even tie my shoes but you know what I tie knot but listenerly this kind of I was only 25. Okay now I'm like. But anyway, ah maybe not talk about this should we not talk about this.. It's up to you? Well anyway, real quickly. They decided to I don't know if it was kind of a training thing or to kind of like get us into like to try to like if. In some kind of situation and how to deal with it. But I remember we were all sleeping and I remember sorry I had to do that sorry banging on the outside of the cabin you know what I mean and Bump Bo boing people like we all waking up I mean we went Bunk beds and stuff we all woke up like what the hell is that well. The hell is that and then then we have like the scout leader to run in and the room Iss like get everybody you Quiet. It might be an animal. It might be you know, just nothing and stuff and and um so he's like I'm gonna go check I Miss Really this is comes back to me I gonna be all right.

16:23.90
thelateawakening
Take a deep breath. So anyway, he left and I remember you know I forget his name but it was all a blur but I just remember like the real traumatic things but he left and time is going by none we hear scuffle. All kinds of we now he's gone we he never comes back and then the then mother comes in and a few other people and they're all like we have to go look for like scout Mike or whatever the hell his name was and I remember they we all went in the line we all hold in hands. This is the gayest thing ever by the way I think. What the notch for is like bonded. Oh my god it's all coming back. That's starting to make sense. Um, and I remember we were walking I everybody and then the whole thing was everybody stepped in the same footprint so it looks like only well I don't know what was going on anyway and then we got power. Let's. Weird I don't know if I'm making this up right now or why fascinating we get. We got there this one point and all of a sudden we see what looks like blood. Oh my god I know and. Like what the fuck man I mean we're kids we're like None eight I don't even know and blood and then almost that we come over to a tree and there's just a pair of glasses on a floor. What blood I think he had to eate by a bear I don't know and. I don't know what it was yeah I didn't know if we went that we we kind of walked over to the curl scouts area and I don't know a period I don't know I I'll cut that out. Yeah, but anyway that was it it was and you never found this guy never found him and it wasn't even like. Ah. And I don't remember much but I remember like everybody really scared and ah and then I remember leaving I I escaped I don't know I called my mom escape I went m I a that's why I went I left and that was it huh I fled maram mountain. No, that's all I remember and then there was never any talk about finding scout Mike who was his name wow like they didn't they didn't even like tell us it was a joke or she should him on my right. Kids just traumatized. Oh I think you need to. I have the department as a port group or something. Yeah I don't know Josie I I didn't want to open this can of arms up because now I'm all fucked up again. Oh remember I kind of don't remember the ending of this don't remember if they ever taught. Well anyway, happy memorial day. Yeah.

21:51.10
thelateawakening
On that note, well it was big week I you know we wanted to do something earlier but I kind of wanted everything to develop and I have see where things stood There's a lot of conspiracy chatter regarding that. Old Texas shooting school shooting thing. Very weird situation I've seen a lot of stuff makes me question. Everything about it. But I think the biggest question is where did this kid who was picked on for being poor and being a loser get. $5000 worth of automatic weapons and I don't know 600 rounds of ammunition and a you know ford f 2 50 drove. Well I don't know I don't want to understand who this kid was what he was up to was yeah I mean. I don't get it I mean you, there's all kinds of I mean I people popping up saying things like he he was smuggling in.

24:15.66
thelateawakening
Immigrants and drugs and all kinds other things. Okay I find but how does an 18 year old kid even get started doing something like that I don't know but I don't know why? Well yeah exactly I mean I'm in the wrong business. It should be smuggling people over the border I Joanne I don't even know where to touch this anymore I know know what I mean I just I mean but there's None thing that regardless of. What's behind it who's behind it. You know it's once again, None of those cases where he was on the Fbi's radar always you know there's always a problem and if there's always a drill that happened a day earlier or the same day is just it's you know, look I'm an editor. Oh I like to think video editor and stuff like that and it's almost like ah you need okay you got you need b roll you understand so you have you'll have the so-called actual air quote incident or whatever you see on the news but you need b row which is just other footage and. The best way to do that. Is you kind of have like a drill and you video and then you edit that in to the story and it's just like you don't know what's real What's not what's fake I mean there was one clip I saw where there were two separate interviews. Ah, a father talking about their dead daughter and it was the same daughter I mean what? I yeah know was 2 different guys with the same last name same last names different looking. It's very weird. Ah you know I don't. This the scariest part and this is why I think nobody. There's people the normies we call them None never want to face. But. My kids actually die beho's the one. Really you know who really who orchestrated it I don't know how to even say it I mean this is yeah I don't know look up project deep dream.

29:06.74
thelateawakening
That's all I can say I don't know I'm not saying what's real What's not anymore because so much of it just looks ah too convenient. You know, especially when there's big things in the news like the the durham trial and. 2000 mules hitting all the theaters and so many things that they don't want to cover so they don't want to talk about and you know they always distract distract distract and then regardless if this was a real thing happened the way they said and you know. Was not orchestrated by the feds or whatever then? why are the democrats always jumping on it immediately. A beel o'rourke grandstanding at the governor's statement process or press conference and it just makes them look. So guilty I'm sorry it makes them look like when they jump on these things. It's like it's like all in order you can every time you well you gotta take the guns away. We can't have these guns out there like it's the guns that did it and you know it's. We're ah, we're all tired into this and there's always that fuzzy that the one fuzzy clip of the killer you know is like running by like Bigfoot. Yeah there's never the security cameras never work on that particular day at that particular time the cops are too afraid to go inside. What is that what world is this. I mean you know and again we're not saying it didn't happen or or did or we don't know that's what I but I don't I don't know why I just even said that but well because Alex Jones got this this shit suit out of him over saying Sandy hook was fake did the this is the again. I on this look my my question and sometimes I don't make myself clear enough but and a kind of confusing but I understand they want to get rid of assault weapons, right? that's what they that's what they want to get rid of all guns. No I agree but what? um the point I'm trying to make is. Whether you go into a school and kill 20 or 6 with a pea shooter. Ah what I mean it's just all horrible. So where does it stop. You know what? I mean but they never want to talk about mental health and that is the ultimate if that's you if the story happened the way they claim that was the culprit well is this. This psycho kid who you know vulnerable vulnerable and clearly whatever if he did have any kind of um, mental counseling. It did not work. It worked in the opposite direction and made him worse. Well, these people need to look at this.

34:50.80
thelateawakening
Is the thing and I'm gonna talk about a story that I found. Ah, but again, um, when you have like issues mental issues or you hear voices or whatever the hell and l whatever the hell it is and you start you don't like I went to the therapist the other day and um, the psychologist or whatever and she asked me if I have a. About killing myself and then the next question was whoop doesn. It. Yeah well you don't want to say yeah because it's like right outside the and go to those people but it's all and then they're like do you ever think about killing other people and you know. And it's like almost like an interview almost like you know like the feds are right outside the yeah you know and it's almost like if you have these mental issues of kind of like voices in your head and you' kind of like oh I wish I had a machine gun you find a machine gun I will go and all of a sudden It's like good like a oh. Like a genie pop soap like an Fbi age. Yeah, you go gone. You know what? I mean hu and it's like who you know we could help people I would love to go over and kill all those people but how would I get there who were the pickup truck. Yeah, that giving you. Everything you need and you know the segue into here is an article parents catch Fbi Imp plot to force mentally ill son to be a right-wing terrorist I mean it's right here you know and I've read that article I was from like 2015 or something 20182018 the apparently shit the parent here I'll give a clip. Parents of a severely mental mentally disabled men are speaking out on how the Fbi groomed him as a right wing terrorist knowing he's a paranoid schizophrenic is right there you know what I mean is they they zone in on these kids now what kid. Who wasn't bullied and when we were kids oh my god I was bullied terrible whatapp you know why what's going on like when when I was in elementary school I got in fights all the time you know what I mean and you know how it was back then if you got some kind of altercation in school at a problem. No. They didn't even do anything in school. Yeah, like like I'm gonna kick your ass, but three o'clock you know what I mean they have respect for the for education you know like they had respect for the the schedule and and the different and the different. Um, what's the work periods. You know what? I mean they were goingnna disrupt. They're like I'm gonna beat the fuck out of you. They get all. We got a mad test right now. But and then you know what I mean and then you sit there and ah you, you're shaking. You're scared and then you got your friends coming up packing on. Okay, ah you want to kick his ass.

40:18.60
thelateawakening
You know I mean and the other and then then then you get, he's snaring at you from the corner of the room and you know you' nervous you see and then you you know you're just looking at the clock and it's just forget and you know that at three o'clock and you're trying to act tough and and then all of a sudden three o'clock everybody's when by the time you get outside in the yard. There's a. Fucking circle begs everywhere and you know that looks lie. Yeah, it's like fight club. You know what I mean and then you get you get in there and and and and you know you fucking fight you roll on you know, nobody really fought. It was just like a wrestling match and stuff and then the scuffs and then you had the teacher come out and grab you and so. But the next day the kid became me best friend. Well, that's you Johnny I don't think it's like that one everybody no but the point I'm trying to make is what have what's the I mean where did we get to this point with this the mental and then yeah I know you used to have to fight it out but they didn't you know back in ours I remember. Getting bullied and going to the teacher and telling her and she would just be like well boys will be boys. You know nobody was there to to help me or care about me or anything it was like yeah you're on your own bitch where so did you walk out that door I mean um, yeah I mean I don't get me wrong i. Was kind of crazy I was like always in trouble and stuff like that but never ever did I ever and I and I got I got bullied a little I got Billy but bully see I said Billy you know why old andato I know I've heard many times where not supposed to. Names on here New Yorks deep that out this guy bullied me from like for none grade every day I just held that I don't know. But anyway something like 20 years late I beat him up but kicked his ass for like 30 minutes you know anyway well we won't get into that. But basically what I'm saying is we're probably gonna have to cut that whole section out for Youtube what because that that's what they not even band us to bar. Yeah, yeah, we are back on in a different way. But yeah, um, that's what they ban us. They band us for. Something about bullying and we didn't we weren't even talking about that by now. Oh we will will. We are not for bullying. No quite the opposite but but what point is that you know you just but you dealt with things and you grew and you learned from it and you learned how. To manage conflict and you know and you and I turned out the same way we're we're just ah self-deprecating comedians now because he's just that's how we process it.

45:46.58
thelateawakening
You know, not gonna be somebody up because they call me some name but no matter what I went through in school I never once ever thought about going back there one day and then just hurting just anybody you know what? I mean I I don't it just to me. It's to me, it just doesn't make sense you ah. I mean even if it was like this kid or kids would well not this kid but let's say the parkland kid he was bullied or supposedly but go I'm not I'm not condoning this but I'm just saying why go and hurt innocent. Go deal with the bully and can use a gun. You know I mean like. I would rather beat the crap out of somebody that bullied me and have him walk the rest of his life with that shame and you know what I mean because after I mean you're talking about 4 years of Billy bullying me and when I kicked his ass. I mean the guy became my servant. You know what? I mean like I so so need to be put in their place and just killing him isn't doing him any nothing became my servant but he kind of like a guy who bullied me with my whole life and then all a sudden after fight if I saw him across the street. He would wave high. You know why though because I remember after. I mean literally I I beat the crap out of this kid. They had to take me off of him and and the thing was he was laying there all hurt I picked him up okay I picked him up and I walked him home I held him and walked him home to his front door and I said you know I said here you go. And he thanked me for walking him home. Yeah charmer. No you know I mean like I felt bad even though I did that to him you know after wall the torman he put me through I looked I really helped him up and I felt bad afterwards you know and that's it's I shouldn't but it did. Because I'm not that type of person you know is they? Yeah you're a better person than me I guess don't think I would have done that. Yeah, but after that he he was more annoying that when he told me jeny that get scared. Yeah I guess but that's not I was yeah, but anyway. But back to the and now this kid I hear that he was the bully I read that too somebody somebody who knew him well said that he had to come out and make a statement because this kid was being portrayed as being a victim of bullying and he said it's quite the opposite. He was always after other people. And most of the time because you know he just didn't have the knack for it. He you know, just ended up looking like a fool but he was definitely an aggressive There was a lot of confusion. Um, there were different pictures. There was pictures going around that he was a crossdresser.

51:25.32
thelateawakening
Yeah I saw those those look realll to me I oh I'm sure that the person is real but I'm not sure if um I don't know if they ever if that was actually him and and then you get to the the situation with the with the police officers outside for like 40 minutes what the hell's all about. We know what. Anyway, and then it took the board any a border agent to jump out and act. Yeah, interesting which theyve tased a mother who tried to get in to save her kids. Yeah what though, which's interesting arrested or can't even say to her. Interesting about that is the the the people the cops on the board always portrayed as bad people. You know what I mean and then ones who acted on this and then you have the police who by all means always told to stand down I'm not blaming it all on. I mean people are saying they're afraid to go in I don't think you got I never I never heard go in and please they're told the standdown just like every other story we hear they take orders from the top. Well, you know back back to the thing of the project deep dream and all that thing. Um, it came out that there is a ex federal agent. Let's put it that way who. Had been talking to the guy always on um the the shooter and Buffalo and the Topps grocery store on Reddit or something or 4 Chan obviously another setup there they they're interviewing is this. Stuff coming out so that more and more people have to question these things. No I hope so I hope so too I mean ah everybody even people that um are not like us and always questioning things are questioning this one. Again I'm not saying the saddest thing is I'm not saying that that this is 100% fake and and I hope I'm a hundred percent know I know kids are dying and it's horrified. My my question is is who who are really the ones that are behind this. I'm not saying that that kid didn't do it but well pushed him besides mental illness because I just think that whole thing sounds way too and that's the thing you know, um, people think you they'll call you crazy, let them call you crazy, but you know what um the same people that can.

56:54.44
thelateawakening
Order a bomb to be dropped anywhere. Let's move. Let's say Middle East because that's where it mostly happens right? They could drop a bomb and they don't care about lives lives you know if they could kill children with bombs and kind of. Be okay with it because you kind of have to be because if you were like weve and this what I loved about Trump they didn't like that. But if you just have the inclination like okay there we know that isis or the taliban or yadaa are right here by this school now. We got these people are real dangerous. There's None of them and they gotta go but and it's gotta be said, it's got to be spoken right next to it's like a fucking middle eastern chuck e cheese you know what I mean wedding party or wedding party and it's like now. We gotta drop the bomb. But these people you know the chance we're gonna kill 200 kids yeah to make that the salmon collateral to make that decision. You know what I mean and but that's why they have the their big fucking cremation of care parties in Northern California every year so they don't have to. Ah, care about the individual human lives. They think that they're in charge of the greater good and so that's why all it been I can never be in the deep state because I can't even beat up a fucking bully without walking home. Oh Johnny would be a different way. How am I going to burn a burn I don't understand it. But I don't know it's's like although I would take the interview but at least it's what like I said at least more people are asking questions now and they're not know they're not getting away with it as easily as they used to I don't think. My mind has been bent all week on about that you know I don't even want to I know I I didn't really want to talk about it either. But it's unavoidable, especially this week but onto happier news. Um. Just read this morning that the Trump media group or whatever they call themselves are starting a non-woke streaming service to rival Netflix to uncances the canceled any show that's been canceled because of wokeness now has a home thanks to Donald Trump so maybe we can get I killed off the ground not that we were over cancelled but we were never brought on in the none place. But if we rewrite that thing. Oh by the way I killed as ah, a pilot that Johnny and I wrote when we none met sitcom pilot and we we had a few who we talked.

01:02:25.38
thelateawakening
To a few producers about it and we had a little interest but you know that was many years ago. We never pursued it but times were simpler back then I got to go back and read it. Yeah, we were different people back then we were ah we were very liberal I'm I'm probably gonna read it and hate it. But with the fund in the police back and ah twenty years ago know I don't think we have a like that but we would just well we tried to. We tried to cover. We had a lot of different characters that were juxtaposed against each other and had different um political views it is religious views and stuff so I mean I don't think that we were really leaning any particular way. Our main character was struggling with a lot of different things himself. So I think we he he could. He could actually be a candidate for shooting do that? Well he had. He had some corks. But yeah, I'm really excited about that I mean lately It's just like you can't watch anything on Netflix or and anything everything it just constantly bombarded with with if it's not gay or cross dressing or. You know, child grooming anything wrong with that though, there's there's plenty wrong with the way they're doing that I'm just joking I'm not well I'm joking but I'm not joking I'm joking but you know it like and if you if you say anything you know you said child grooming night. That's I should have. You? Well we kind of were saying that at the same time I know? Yeah, but um, we watched ah Ricky Gerrvas's supernatural comedy show and everybody's acting like it was so over the top anti woken. It was not. It was not that big of a deal I mean. It some funny parts. The thing is is like if you if you let them if you that's where do you draw a line you let them cancel you. It doesn't stop there. It's gonna go you went to the point where you can't say a fucking thing he is. He is so unapologetic. He don't care uncancesable and that's what these people most of them have not figured out is that just don't apologize just own what you say own how you feel touch you. There's nothing they can do yeah, they can say okay, we're not gonna put your shit on Tv anymore I guess that's where the struggle is. But at least now but netflix Netflix has realized yeah, they're paying the price. Yeah stock drop can make you broke. Yeah, so now what is it really about is it about you know.

01:07:45.22
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The ideology or is it about the green right? You know so now all of a sudden they're telling people if you don't like David Dave chappee Tibet be only to bed. But yeah I things are gonna turn around. I don't know how long it's gonna take because they're very devoted to their cause. Um I'm not really sure why considering like like None of the population is into all that well I think it's more I think they get taken over. I truly believe they could take or whatever become super popular whether it's a singer whether it's a show whether it's this sort where it has me or an influencer. You know I think they get taken over either. They get I I saw a video I don't think I showed you cardi b. Came out and said something about someone I can't remember what the name of the song was but she didn't want to sing it anymore because it releases the demons now you could take that literally or figuratively. But. That alone she' has been a tool of the deep state. She won that years is she the one I might be wrong is she the one that rapped about drugging somebody and stealing from she rap about it. She did it? No I know she mom said that's what she did before she got before she became a rapper she that was her. Okay. Livelihood she would go to bars and she was celebrated over. Yeah ah huh she'd go to bars and drug men and go home with them and oh men Rob them dumb so god and and this is the role model they want for our kids I don't know why they even have to. You know, drug him you don't even need to and would you know he's a roofy a man to take a home good point. She's so stupid she was wasting their drugs like up this go home and ill hang you wallet. Ah, it's like them. It's like the guy at the I've never been with a strip club in my life I just work for you. Never I just hate I never I understand I worked a couple of days in a strip as a cook when Danny needed help and that was fun. But. But I never was one for all my friends used to go to strip clubs and stuff like that and just never so I just never saw that you know None guys sitting in in the front and they and they all think she wants. They all think she wants that more him or you you know that it plus I was very ah.

01:13:06.18
thelateawakening
Was very insecure back then too I could have been one of those guys. That's why I never been I because I remember addicted to it now I remember I I went to a cornal a hooker. Oh god here we go on news story joanne as an nerd. Yeah now. My friends took me to Pony Island and god to grow okay and then like ah I think it was like two days later it's because I used to fall in love quickly. Oh I remember like two days later I was like walking and to Kony ah call you back down. It was kind of like I sore and I'm like you said you love me I ah anyway and that's and that's where I got the her piece. Only go and the I you she looked like Donna some I remember wow yeah someone left the cake bad race. Anyhow what I'm talking about. I don't know where to yeah I was I would get attached I would get attached to sue you yeah't need to know I gave $5 and so cho me that's a story is disturbing me on so many levels. Ah everybody did it back then. Okay, all right like want ear anymore and sleep in the same bed with you you animal I yeah but I was looking for for. She's like I thought she like I don't everything she was saying to me was real. Know wow. Okay, this is the none time we've ever had awkward silence on this show I'm not awkward about you I want to tell you more ah. I want to tell you about the none none vote now kid oh my god you are repeat customer no know I don't know. But anyway, what else andnna lower Donna Auto and winter Donenis Frank on a woman global. Warming oh man I'm gonna cut that out. Wish I could cut it out of my memory I you never I got to go on with you I never you never went to a mail I went to ah some mail strip shows a few of them. Yeah.

01:18:12.80
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Yeah, it was I lived in a very small town so when something like that came around everybody from you know, just passed legal to 90 years old. It was full of. Anyway, who was stripping like the pharmacist did you know none of our 10 boys had a mail man. One of the bar like boys just got into it like that like like the cop that came the strip. He was really a cop. Yeah I wasn't the village. ah ah ah I just didn't know what those strippers really went into your town. Yeah, ah, once in a wild at best I did do you live in like in like and like oh west I don't know why so this saloons the old west I'm not that old know what you say. We had a couple of clubs. The guy like the guy comes in the cop and he's strippping his I he a little go great. All sudden. He gets a coal on it work I gotta to go? Yeah and he's arresting somebody who's in a th. Ah, ah oh I god and got how small that talent. Ah. Ah, well he had to do something true I get bored after a while how much crime where you were from right? No god no I mean there are a couple murders really ah crimes of passion. Yeah, over the cop. So they could come out of their marijuana ha or you women take that cop like you Ah yeah, and then why did he to investigate the murder. Yeah, ah that was cause because they have finish drping. Oh my god crimes of. Yeah, hello charry they were few and far between there wasn't a lot of passion in that town. Well she I was the complete complete opposite you know because in my neighborhood with dead bodies all the time I remember one I remember one day all and that one day those weren't crimes of passion those were crimes of not paying their bookie. Yeah, that's true now I see a lot of shit I remember the the time me my my mom used to walk me and my sister to school every day. What was the name of that saint. Holy holy cross I forget. But anyway we used to walk down the block and every that wemelt this smell like what is that it smells like a dead body no smells like that's all I meant my mom saying one one in the morning. She's like there's definitely a dead body somewhere around here.

01:23:46.64
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And then all of a sudden I think I was coming home from school and it was police offices. News peoplele they found a woman in a box all um, chopped up jesus nice gross right now right on my corner that is awful. It was crazy. Only time I ever smell something like that was when during that winter was it 77 the power went out. My father had a giant freezer full of deer meat and it all went bad. It was that I'll never get that smell out of my brain. And ended up having and they buried the whole freezer in our backyard god like a coffin yeah, whoever digs up that yard someday they have a walking beef jerking street. Yeah I don't know Joe why we even got into that. But yeah, my neighbor was kind of crazy like that. Ah I remember the mobs stuff like that. My town was where they escaped to come and live my my town was full of mobsters but they were all like retired ones I was like yeah we had Gambinos and. Okay, it's like a century 21 put a mile and they got to get away. They're gonna with six six hours west you never know you never know who there once in a while they'd knock over a train car behind my eyes drink on my father would call what sizes the shoots do the kids wear. Oh yeah, yeah, and those are the days I walk by remember we had a lot of mozola oil for a long time. Ah it was weird the big gallants we love across the street from a social club and and now why do mobs as they all sit on the chairs like turned around you know. I think it's cool. Yeah, but we used to so you know yeah had a sunny black There's always the sunny black sunny red sally zip it reservoir dogs you turn no but it was like that. Yeah and sunny I don't want to say the last word. But sorry his last name but I remember going in there a lot with my mom. You know there's a bookie I remember going in there old in a hand and it was uncle. Um, Uncle Sonny and the guy's standing around the cigars smoke everywhere. He's sitting on a chair with not a money always next to him I never I didn't know back then but basically that she was they were gambling. Yeah, my my family was always going to Otb Otb I lived in otb.

01:29:22.80
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Literally lived in Otv I swear I do I have so many memories of being and my school was literally about 2 blocks and I used to meet my mom every after every lunchtime in in the otb with the fucking cloud of smoke. So that's. Legal. Yeah I don't even know why is some gambling legal and some isn't I don't understand. It's when the government gets their cut. Ah got you. You know back when I was growing up the pick 3 and the pick four were the in the daily news. The day before the last 3 numbers of either all the money taken in at the racetrack that day before or the attendance of people I forget but the last 3 so in in other words, it was 45566 4 I'm gonna the last 3 numbers was your pick 3 and that's on the street that was with sunnyba I mean okay, and then all of a sudden the mob I mean the mob that that was illegal but when the government you know puts the machine in the store or fucking. Ah, whatever they do to remember the the bullies um sort of. Then it's legal wow but I remember like an otb and the smoke and the ticket's all over the floor and me looking up at you know what? you know? oh my roof come on. You know you know you know his mother was' a mother but. Ah, was the what I mean the fucking guy there was the screaming and the curse and then the beards and the cigars and those and those were just the women but I remember that then there was a right next door was like go eat in a doughnu shop going I was in the next door you know, cleaning out my lungs. Wow. Lung days I feel like I'm missing out I don't have any vices like that everybody my family was always doing shit like that I never I don't like game I don't like losing hate I never was a guy never gambled I never wrote I guess maybe because I never won. You know I gambled a few times I went to the race trackck a few times I used to go to some casinos once in a while when I lived in Oneida and you know I don't know I just couldn't get into it like but again like I said never won well my house was that's what I grew up on I grew up on my father. My mother and my uncle Frankie. Every day. It's all you head them to and I and I used to get mad I hated the I hated horse race and I don't know was because we never hate. We didn't eat good but did you ruin yours we broke the bro or was it in on I hated that they I used to watch the races and they would like whip the horses. Oh yeah I mean you know inhumane.

01:35:01.76
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But um I grew up on. Yeah I used the daily double feed. Yeah, but I never got into it I know it was never for me, but the smoke the cigarettes, the beer I mean I remember going to the store and like. Buying beer and cigarettes for my parents and I was like on the tent. Oh yeah I used to too. Yeah, never I g im unfortunate that I remember smoking winstons at 7 yeah well I was None but but yeah and it was newports for me. But but anyhow ah. But just babbling now right now. So what's no is Putin alive was Putin Putin what's going on with Putin I don't know there's a lot of theories going around I saying we's dad. He's been dead. They always see that shit I know I know but this. The putin that we've been seeing lately doesn't look like ah the putin of old I know that you know maybe it's an actor and they're portraying putin as you know what? I'm saying like if maybe went underground and got himself a cologne I mean or maybe it's just theater from the left. And that's true. You can't trust anything that you see on the news I mean isn't the didn't the president. The president of the Ukraine didn't didn't he was any a comedian he played the piano with his dick and he was high heels I mean it's all fucking. It's all theater. It sell a shit show just like you you say that. Biden was never really in the white house. It's all like they built the white house what is going on with that I keep seeing this stuff. These fake rooms is and so crazy. You know, real and not. That's the thing I don't know what to believe anymore I like to believe that um. Until I see put and ontage playing in the organ what is or I don't think you're gonna see that one. But yeah, they say that he has cancer and he's underwent surgery and there's gonna be a changing of who walk in. Um, ah I know I just don't know what's going on anymore. Um, the the less that you can trust media the more you have to question all of it. Everything I do. That's what they want you to question everything just fucking. Don't think they want you to question anything I'm sorry but it's about to explode I know it's crazy stuff and here's I guess Ukraine's not a thing anymore I wrote well I mean.

01:40:35.86
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They want to send more money over there. But what they're not covering any you know there's all we saw for the first two weeks was ship getting blown up and Wednesdays we don't buy it. They got to move on. Yeah, they working. is is taiwan gonna be the new ukraine now. Yeah, that's what it's looked like that now in the news they're saying oh None chinese warp planes entered Taiwan's air I'm interested today if the if the bolt right? and the left are against this. And and stick up for the for Taiwan I don't think they go up against China I don't know man I think they're really just trying to start world war ii however, they can do it and the Ukraine thing and didn't take hold. It was too controversial. You know with all this stuff coming out about. Biden's bludering money through ukraine and everything was really hard for them to get traction as far as people giving a shit you know because we're all like yeah I don't think so I don't think anything good's going on over there to begin with so why are we gonna send them all of our tax money but the whole Taiwan thing. None of all, most people don't know shit about Taiwan and I'm one of them I know that they manufacture a lot of stuff because I see maiden taiwan of everything in my eyes. So you know they might be able to pull this one off the the mixed. Feelings about China although you know there's the Biden connection there too that way Biden's took a billion dollars from China so I don't see how they they think that they're gonna pull it off for us getting behind the because we know if if they do pretend that we are gonna fight with China. We're not going to believe it while Biden's in the white house because they're owned by China but frankly, we're all owned by China yeah, and we have been for decades when you saw made in Taiwan and so forth like what about the China like the China clausets was that those plates named China because they were made in China. It's. The kind of of flatwoods the kind of um Porcelain China is like another name for dishes plates ah like but I mean so he because it's China's China goes in the China cabinets not be. Because it was China up. Oh maybe I but it was name in Taiwan I'm questioning everything in China I always thought that China was a was just a name for the porcelain fine find China awake deal. Wow.

01:46:09.84
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Ah, shouldn't everything be in a China cabinet. Ah don't know ah boy what I don't know. It's like ever. They're just so desperate to change the news. Story constantly and I believe that it's come downs. The fact that the durham trial is underway and um, you know proof is coming out even the even Cnn and all the lame stream media is ah. They like to call it that they're all have to say yeah well, it's true. The russian thing was fake and well now hill now behind that. Oh yeah, well that was the past we all knew this back then. Any any crimes that happened in the past if it has to do with Democrats They just say well let's just move on. You know there's nothing we can do about it now. Yeah like like you know, yeah, we'll so put you down in a botra email murdered somebody last week but that was in the past. So just letting love let it go. He might. Not do it again. It's all nobody pays any attention them anymore. Forget about it. They'll just tell on they've been moving on from Hillary for fucking years. She keeps sticking her face and everything too and they they're probably pissed about it and they just can't come out and say it because they're afraid for their lives. But so I don't I just don't know and I'm still you know I'm sitting sitting by idling I don't know was that the word idly I don't probably no, it is I'm just saying I'm sitting by like I'm not I'm not getting my hopes up I'm just. Watch and we'll see I'm not you know if it let's see I mean everything is there to put this away for like ever. There should be a public ah in mind it's got to happen. It's going to happen. It's happening I mean. They just they came out with physical receipts I don't know how they got them but they got them on our drives right? They got hard drives. They've got receipts for the thumb drives that were submitted to I think the Fbi whatever with these. Fake documents on them trying to frame Trump for some connection to a russian bank and the receipts were charged to the Clinton campaign after all these people Sussman and um.

01:51:27.76
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Mooc in the rest of them or whoever was it. It's we're like oh no, we had nothing to do with Hillary That's we we got this information from ma you russian an asset That's what I mean about anything the left you you could have receipts you can have hard drive. You can have blood Dna and teeth. Fucking nothing and but in the meantime they just dream up this bullshit about Trump being in bed with Putin the clone and. And all of a sudden 4 years trying to impeach without any evidence. Ah and $40000000 were put into an investigation right here you have like you have literally you have Hillary with the dagger in the heart when a video of her. And a lot of videos of Hillary out there I don't know Joe Play weapons but how is it I mean we were liberals. We saw through the bullshit and how is it that all and most liberals most Democrats that I know like the old school type Democrats who were. Thought the democratic party was all about the people. The workers party and yada yada they're good people who believe in truth and justice and you know how do they defend this how how do they? How do they disassociate from. What's going on here I don't understand how they can ah keep buying the lies when the truth is coming out and and I think that this is the way it all had to happen because otherwise they they never could wake from this slumber. You know it has to happen this way. Although somehow like we were talking about last time you mean even people like Ben Shapiro I don't know what's going on with him but saying that the evidence in 2000 mules isn't enough to ah I don't know. He was saying I didn't really hear what he said but said that there wasn't the videos weren't evidentiary or something but how are you going to have videos of people bringing stacks of ballots to these dropboxes and. Say that there was no cheating I don't get it. But um, they don't want to know I've been in situations like that where people have come to me with evidence about other people that I cared about and well when I didn't want to believe it.

01:56:52.60
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When when whenever you say something and they call you crazy like in the news. It's the truth. Yeah, the tactic is you're crazy. Oh you know for like let's say people we know that if good people you know care and they say oh that's crazy i. I don't know if that's they just don't believe it or they don't want to believe it because it is crazy. You know when you find out the truth. You know what? I mean it is kind of crazy like could you imagine you know twenty years ago you're saying that the that the ah federal Fbi tried to groom a. Mentally ill kid into you would have getting a cry you would I would say you're fucking crazy and but yet it's true. It's real. It's all they have they have to they have to conjure up shit because I honestly don't believe. A lot of this would really happen and I think they just go with they just come up create a narrative and then like it's a script and they put it together and they they hide the actors and and they just create this fucking. Fake world to fucking keep the masses in line. You know what? I mean it's like fear and again like with the covid they gotta scare you to death I mean it's into people like to be scared and they like to be scared about some things but None thing that most people. Can't come to terms with is the fear that their own government and their own institutions are out to get them exactly and that's the biggest problem they don't care. Cannot sleep at night. Not you. Parents don't exactly you're you're not donating your tax dollars for the greater. Good. It's line in these fuckers's pockets. It's going around the world and the only reason that we're given billions of dollars to other countries because they funnel it back. To the fucking politicians that took it in the none place here's your government coming in your store you should I see you doing pretty well over here. You know? Ah I'm gonna come around each Friday I'm gonna come on on each Friday and I want to I want want a cut out of your business. Oh well I don't I mean I can't go afford. Listen you know, ah look at it as protection. Yeah there's bad, bad people out there bi we're gonna protect you from the bad people. Yeah, who are you are the bad people you fucker and they won big massa yeah, you know that's what the no we all support it I don't know if the the mob.

02:02:17.72
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The mobsters mirrored the government or the government mirrored the mobsters. You know what? I mean I do know that um I do know that illegal betting I mean like again iise as much as I could remember like the off track betting betting like in the neighborhoods with the bookies. I mean I think that came before Wingo right? And what was like remember all the I I don't know man I I got was it this government that started well I know there's always been gambling. Don't get me this country was started by freemasons. They're the ultimate mafia. I don't know I like to think of you know the whole founding fathers thing and they were all righteous and all that shit. But the more I look into it I don't know I don't know what to believe anymore anyway, but hopefully. What's coming is a lot of us and when you see the the you know the parents finally getting involved in school boards and school meetings and all that shit that gives me hope and that's really where it's got to start because I mean my father and didn't even. Know what grade I was in at any given time he had no clue about my school life didn't want to know you know my mother was too busy to give a shit she got called in when I got in trouble and tried to smooth things over and that was about it. Joanne I was cutting out of school. How old are you in a none grade 8 yeah none I used a I caught out a school at as at age 70 I would I put yeah ah my father work my mother did everything she could to keep me in school and I mean. They had no idea what we were being taught you just got in trouble if you didn't learn it if you didn't get the grades that proved that you weren't learning what they were teaching you and that was I had an issue I was just I was just really to. I was so shy I couldn't deep be around people and stuff and I just I to get I used to freak out and I so hard to believe because I mean you talked to every stranger out there now fucking weird how'd you overcome that? How does that because I'm still like that. Ah, ah. I don't know but I just know that I couldn't say in school and if it wasn't I used to lay in bed the night before and try to think of ways that not go to school and know. Oh yeah, that sick kind of thing but that didn't work after a while and yeah i.

02:07:32.16
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Remember ah, my mother having a walk me to school to make sure I went in that door and as soon as I went in that door. She walked away I went out the back door followed her home. We lived about None long blocks away from school and by the time she put the key in the lock. I was tugging on her shirt and she'd look down and she would like you son of a bitch hi they hi my but I was like I did that though I was like 30 no but and then oh Jesus Christ and then I remember the courts going after my poor mother. Wow she had to go to court. Oh my god way worse than that true in offices all the time I pushed one down the stairs or I don't know if I if I did that or that was a little rascal episode. Know but I did I throw him down the step he I remember I opened the door and I saw the treess like hey how you do because who's here the guy speak to your mom and I was like trying to shut the door and he put it the letter the door people. Wow bastard was trying to get in and I kind of like. We you sure that was a true officer so question. None ne's Bookie Thousand was they came to I gain do damn was a good thing. You roll I remember. I Don like I don't know my fo of getting slapped around. He's I had I like when's to go out. He I ah our our uncle jar uncle oh Uncle Vo and I just had a little fight do I don whatever but ah, not had never happened. But then I remember kind of just like. He wanted to speak to my mother and I pushed him down but down the stairs and then my mother come in and like there was that are they not that a bear. Ah I remember I was I was bad well I wasn't a school shooter but I was just I was bad in school oh my god I hate school so much I I suffered over it so much and if anything back then was going on like it is now you wouldn't get me in the doors of a school I don't give it shit that we cut out so much at school that they I remember hey I'm gonna tell you this quick story we will do cook this in there. We were in class. We had a substitute teacher and I'm a dick I'm sorry I know I I know I was the class child That's what that's how I got like when I in the none grade. That's how I got through school being the try to be funny all the time. Whatever. But anyway there was an issue with us.

02:12:52.80
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Substitute teach I remember and my two I remember ah Maritza I remember her name and Rosa wow holy shit they were throw in sunflower seeds at the substitute teacher and he got mad and I don't know what happened, but. Forgot exactly what happened but he got mad and he picked me up I might have said some and he pushed me towards the front door right? and he threw me out of the classroom and. He went to shut here. It's funny. It was circle of life. He goes to shut the door I put my foot there. But yeah, learned it from the trail. He yeah and and ah and then I remember ah he's I moved my foot and he slammed the door shut and it was funny. He well he put his face I'll never forget to the window square window and I put my fucking fist through it now. Do you remember those school windows had the the mesh. Yeah wow, you still got the sky I put my I punch through. Fully mesh yeah face and when I pulled my arm out. It would rip my arm girl. So I grab my arm and I go running down the staircase and I go to fucking run out the door. They chained the doors closed back then from could you imagine that today if there was a fire but they had after everybody went into school in the morning they would chain the doors shut so nobody could cut out. So ah, so basically they followed the blood stains to me and I was like in the corner like I am. Um, oh like I was lean and and anyway so I always slicked though because I remember when they wanted to suspend me I had to go back. Well throw me out or whatever and I which I wanted. But anyway. Remember when we were in the principal's office and he was there and the story was being said and stuff and I told my mother the story and she was like jeny cochran you know what? I mean. Basically they're like he punched you know he tried to hit me through the door I was like no no no no he slammed the door I put my arm up to stop the door and they still didn't believe me, you know what got him why would he throw a left to punch somebody if he's a righty. Ah.

02:17:57.00
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Switch the script. They didn't realize I used to do a lot of but well you know I mean I I used both hands to fight. You know what? I mean so that's how I got out of it. It was like gish clothes. She's not gonna hit what it's left I'm notnna' gonna do I'm gonna he with a right cross. i's gonna you with the laugh like suddenly like a lo braby swing is like girl what is left I mean you do definitely added be self. She put the ah ah I mean ah was always like left right? who. Aroundcycl a Johnny Knockout oh yeah whatever anyway, how do you want to end this show. Holy show. We won me a little over day some of these some of these podcasts go three four hours well you know they they can't blame us was this not a telethon. Yeah. Ah should be. We need some. What is one answer people on the phone. Ah here. Um oh does now with another scam hura right? Nobody ever talks about that they ever seen up one of them can fuck the water. Ah. Oh we're gonna get show with with you look on on that ship. Okay well I guess we ought to wrap it up. Do you think yeah, that was a lot of fun. Yeah, it was good. 1 Okay, well thanks for listening please like some. Share tell your friends. Yeah, listen on the way to work I know I've heard that a couple times I've loosened to you with my gar somebody said that yeah who said ah I'll never tell what? yeah to know we'll make it one day I don't know yeah were we're gonna keep going. Why a mer now we don't have mer. Yeah, we get nice stuff designed by me, you're the artist and here I had to go on them. You got to step up your game man I got a lot of talents. You're not using you know where they say guy. I don't know what they say nothing. What did Sonny say some of a wasted talent I forget anyway, Uncle Sonny yeah okay well we're not wasting our talents today. This is what we got and this is what you get? So thanks for listening if you're with us. Ah. Ah, what peace out have a great south memorial happy memorial day.