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The Late Awakening Season 2 Episode 10

$1 per egg soon? Why are our food processing plants being torched?
Are billionaires actually mentally ill?
What's your carbon footprint? Don't know? They do...
MK Ultra program and Deep State Spying - Pizza delivery guy targeted by Feds who tried to talk him into committing terrorist acts
Therapy or interview for a domestic terrorist position?
Dragonfly drone with backpacks stalks JoAnn
Klaus Schwab in women's lingerie on the beach
Were our parents doing the right thing by making us terrified of doctors at a young age?
Medical Mafia and the deaths of holistic doctors
The new Canadian gun grab is underway
Klaus Schwab's list of Good Little Boys and Girls
Should Johnny use his mugshot as his Facebook Profile pic?
JoAnn's review of the new show "The Offer"...apparently it's an offer she CAN refuse.
Siskel and Ebert...victims of the cabal?
Johnny on the Sally Jesse Raphael show with the drug treatment field trip.
Lex Fridman cures JoAnn's chronic insomnia
Johnny & the gang's live-action Frogger games in Brooklyn

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00:00.00
thelateawakening
Good morning welcome to the late awakening how you doing Johnny awake. It's been a crazy crazy night by way that noise that's ginger licking herself not me or me I stopped that years ago. Never done that since. How it? yeah. Ah so what? a crazy morning so far you had an argument with a cat. Oh yeah, wow, that's that neighbor's cat comes in the yard and eats all the birds for my bird feeder I got in a big fight with him and the fucker yelled back. Get me man me oh yeah, it's like mind you business league I couldn't believe it I'm doing cat thing. Yeah well his cat things go against my human thing. So yeah, had go set the book after him I don't know if that duck got a that you at. I don't know I don't know what happened there that du would eat that cat I don't know I'm not positive of that I'm I'm pretty certain that it would eat me but the cat I can't put up a fight I'm ready to go to choose. Ah. I've had it I've had enough of this. yeah it's like yeah I me too I was up last night like thinking I was like funny and shit all night like I saw that when I woke up this morning. Yeah, it's like that joint from 1989 just hit me. Yeah, well you know we gotta to get our kick somewhere. Yeah, ah it's weird but ah ah you know ah we what are we calling this. Get your shoes right? We still don't know why yet? Yeah, do they know why? what it do they know what get your shoes is. Ah, probably nobody does but you made it up. They probably all need to get their shoes and I think we all need to get our shoes. We have some crew get the fuck out of here either. We're the smartest people in the world. The craziest I don't know I think I'm ready to to find another country. Yeah I'm starting to lo. Faith in this ah fucking I just saw some debacle with the whole egg thing going on that plant that burned down and killed all the chickens. Yeah, so they've been burning down our food processing plants all over the country and even. Worldwide I've seen in other countries too. There's just somebody's going around torching them. Nobody ah seems to be investigating and now you tell me that eggs are going to be a dollar apiece a dollar for one. Yeah, they want to force everybody into veganism is that a bad thing.

05:35.64
thelateawakening
I think it's a bad thing I'm all right with it because I have been one for None ears but I would never force anybody else into it. That's a decision that you make on your own. But what's the deal with like um, you know why do they want us to all be vegan. You know what? I mean like what are you gonna do with all the animals like. population control the animals I don't know they're trying to population control us yeah that is what it comes down to these billionaires and I was you know I was talking to my mom the other day about it and you know she's a. Progressive liberal whatever well she it progressive. She's more with centrist. But anyway even she's getting sick of it and we're talking about the billionaires and all their hijinks lately and ah she was even agreeing with me I said it seems like when people get that much money. They all develop the same mental illness and that's like this megalomania where they think that because of their wealth. They have the right and not only the right the responsibility to control the rest of us. Us the underlings they have to dictate every aspect of our lives. In fact, there was a guy can't remember which one it was but at this latest davos meeting the world economic forum. Sat there and said that within the next ten years they're going to know they're going to have records of everything each and every one of us does where we drive to what our carbon footprint is right down to what we eat in a day. Don't they every meal but don't they already know that I mean we have Gps we have I mean um, we've been. We've been handing it to them. Oh well. Yeah. Because we like convenience and I'm I'm guilty of it here I just got this computer going. Finally, we had computer problems. Get it going today and I'm thinking oh thank god Google saved every password. Every account that I use because I could just log right into this new computer and it was like nothing. It's frozens and cons you know, but they're mostly cons. Yeah godhan is the word all right? You know it's just like crazy. We'll being kind I don't know how we ever got around with paper maps.

10:53.54
thelateawakening
I I don't I don't know how we did it I I kind of miss him because I was like the the queen of map folding I was always the only one to get the shoess. Always the only one that could fold the map upright rio just wadded it up at the glove compartment. Oh. I'm a vigo I mean Jim Hilgan I like things to be remember and and not only that we used to fucking like pull over and ask a a stranger you know you got to talk and meet people. You know what? I mean yeah I know we you still bar that. That's annoying guy undecided high weigh dragon of fucking body bag and I'm yeah, that's what I never understood because they always say that men will men refuse to ask for direction I ask him for the time he's got his phone in front of him. You know what? I right? His buddy hey buddy. None but I mean yeah I mean because I remember when I none came down to Florida this is before cell phones and shit beepers. Whatever and I was delivering pizza right? like my None Job like well my first day sorry and and the first one I took I I go driving? no no no I think it was like my none or none I drove a couple blocks. You know I knew where the what the address I knew where it was kind of but ah I'm gonna cut that out. Just. Just finish the story but wait think so when I first came down to Florida yeah, you got a pizza job delivery right? Yeah and this is way before cell phones and shit and stuff so I get a delivery and I'll never forget I was driving around the neighborhood and and. And I was looking around looking at the addresses looking at the map and all of a sudden I come to a canal like the address was like 3 56 and I was at like None and then there was a canal and then I had to try I was driving around trying to get to the other side of the canal and stuff like that. You know I was like fucking and I was sweating you know I mean so anyway I new. Yes I finally found it and I go back to the pizzeree I hand him the receipt the money and then I says I'm gonna go outside and smoke a cigarette. He goes? Yeah no problem I walked out I got my god. The last time they saw me, it's just like that me I just posted the other day fuck that but now it's like you could find a dime twenty miles away with your Gps you know I know it's crazy. They're watching us every minute of the day but back when I lived in Dr this guy moved in across from us.

16:27.40
thelateawakening
You know american supposedly was um, a missionary a Christian missionary had a little kid and wife and he starts telling me how he used to be in the service how it was marine or something supposedly. He said he had friends in the and nsa who said that they have cameras that can look in people's windows in Cuba. Yeah I mean yeah, they can from space they can look in your fucking window. Yes, most definitely they I mean look at. Everything we could do just think they're like 20 times 20 steps ahead. They yeah, kind of filter us a little by little you know that that reminds me did you ever watch that video that I put on my wall about mind control. For this video was from 1979 it was a Abc Special reporter something 1979 and they're talking about mkultra and all the evil shit they did with the lsd tests which of course they claimed that they stopped doing. But you know they had all this advanced mind control stuff going on back in the 60 s can you imagine what it is now really honestly and people trying to tell me that these mass shooters aren't being mind controlled and do they've all had ah therapy. They've all had ah psychotropic drugs get conditions come along, get my show right? and I'm ready to go but you see I just posted this ah Era Klein this this is completely insane. The. Fbi catfished a suicidal depressed pizza delivery guy wait a minute what happened in that canal johnny the agent catfish in him. Repeatedly tried to get him to commit a terrorist attack. He repeatedly talked her out of it. So they arrested him on gun possession. Wow and they probably gave him the gun exactly that's what they do then they do all crazy. You know it's like it's like you know that guy is sitting at home and he's like I would love to go out and kill people buy Ai n't got a do you know. I I would I really feel like killing somebody but god damn I hate taking the bus and they get him a call you know what mean it's what that's what you know when I went to the psychologist the other day. Oh boy because I'm like what I've learned.

21:52.54
thelateawakening
Yeah, used to go to the therapist is like whatever you know and just say and tell him anything I wanted to say and ah the other day when I went when when she was questioning me I was like she interviewing me so they could mk ultra me, you don't need like. She's like I shouldn't laugh. No, but she's like oh you don't know she's like do you feel like hurting yourself and I'm like no, she's like you want to hurt other people I mean do she is like. Um, just like do you because she had to stop is looking to see if you are yeah candidate exactly she was like do you do you think about her and other people you know and then she kind of leaned in and I just thought. And I just know that mirror in the room is two ways I got like the fucking Fbi and the cia in there. Ah oh you don't want to hurt anybody next you know, but that's what it felt like like I was being in the view you know and I got really insecure and stuff was like you know you start to lie and shit. You know and you didn't lie and say you did ah know because I just felt like like when I leave they're gonna give me like a party bag like ah, a backpack ah pipe clips. Yeah, you know what? I mean speaking of backpacks didn't you say. Didn you just say that you think there's the fucking firefly out there a drone. Okay yes, sometimes when I'm out in the pool and this happening for a year and I'm not crazy. There is this red dragon fly. That comes and hovers over the pool. Definitely possible hovers hovers for the longest time back and forth moving weirdly and it fucking looks like his got back and the backpack I still in you my one day it stayed there for the longest time I started yelling at. And oh my god I pitch a like fucking bill gates but his computer joy stick joy hey I mean they. Um, the technology to do this. We know that they do and if they've got it. They're gonna use it. You're and you're in your bait and sue you very guy. What's that guy Jeffrey Dobin man um he's on the call. He's not It's a real sick. What is it's a zo call I feel looking at you.

27:09.94
thelateawakening
You got cloud for I thought it started the zoo did you ever see that picture going around of him within the lingerie and the thong I know what? ah I hate to ah ruin the bunk. It. Ah. But which might not be true. So it might not be true, but that's supposedly a guy who's pretty famous down here in Florida on the beaches for doing that resembles Klaus Schwab but it probablyy is him growing the yeah with me. Because that's what they probably do. You're crazy. That's Frankie from Delaware I've seen what those europeans do on the beach when they go to Dr. They're disgusted by the way when we say get to shoes. It's just an inside joke between me and Joanne when like we need like psychiatric or medical health. Get your shoes. So. Yeah, it's like when I but any of us get sick. You know? Yes, we never go to the doctor. The yeah back to and somebody starts coughing and something just choose get just choose yeah going to the doctor. Yeah well that that was this backstory on that was we both grew up poor Jesus and never. You know our families never took us to the doctor you they'd rubmp some vicks on your chest and let you lay there and see if you make it or not and um, that was the threats like music mommy I'm sick I can't go to school. She's like get your shoes did you come to? The doctor is a threat I was. Yeah, oh I was like my I never never went to the dance. No raised to be terrified of the doctor but I had a cavity. My father was like we had a walking like closet not a closet but a pantry and it was he was like yeah it. Take some it is. He became me a shot of scotch. Yeah, my dad I'm 3 you know it used to they used to rub it on your gums when you were teething I didn't rub it I was like taking shots with him we were like ah cheers a saluting yeah drinking games. Yeah drinking game. We had the pink pong ball. It was a different world now these kids today run to the doctor for anything my son does too and it's like I try to tell him what are you doing you taking your life in your hands. It is you get over it often. No doctors are no different than that creasy fuck at the mechanic. Yeah, go in there and. And you go in there to get new tires and they lo they come't walking and old had some badies for yeah, they get your shoot I mean they get great wise. Ah no, but they're like yeah I just want to let you know that you know you.

32:13.76
thelateawakening
Your backbreaks are going then you well they know that we're clueless. We have no idea I am we don't know anything about medicine. We don't know anything about auto shot any mechanical shit so they take advantage of go here to get a fuck. You going in to get ah a mole taking now and then all of a sudden they're changing your liver I yeah know what I'm saying well yeah and it is it's like nation. Ah, your feet is down but did you know you got multiple? Yeah, you know's the medical mafia exactly and it has been a mafia since. The Ama was started. They took over all of the medical schools they if you're not accredited by them then you can ah you go to jail for trying to help people medically I mean look what they did with all these holistic doctors I slaughtered like. 50 of them in the past couple of years it's we're just so immune to it too. Everybody's bought into it for so long because it's for the greater good. That's what they tell you? Oh well, you know we're gonna make everything and that's why it's gotten this bad with the w a Joe taking over the world. They're gonna take over governments literally. Okay, my polio's been acting out I'll give you started out polio polio what do you mean? Oh that whole thing was it a total bullshit shit show to polio now what they did the Jerry. Blue is telethon on people with polio. No that was cerebral palsy oh which by the way backstory I don work for them. I'll tell you some stories? Yeah go ahead? No I mean for this we oh the polio thing I was looking at and into that a few years ago. They always claim that it was some kind of a. Um, but they I don't know I guess they tried with the whole virus thing and you need a vaccination as we all know and all that but it was really because of some some kind of pesticide that they were using on the crops. Yeah listen they got same thing. The hospital need the hospitals need customers. You know what? I mean so you gotta you gotta have sick people. You know what? I'm saying I mean they don't want to cure anybody no no and and and and kind of going back with this mesh like I'm going back on the mass shooting stuff. Everybody talks about whose only happens in America this only happens if you really do but's only have it's because it's all manufacturer. That's why right? you know we're the last kind of you know country supposedly with free speech and and rights and yada yada and this but.

37:41.76
thelateawakening
This is what they're doing. You know, little by little they're chipping away at America and that's what Trump understood. Well this is the thing America from its inception was a ah ah thumbing in the nose at authority. And the rest of the world was not like that there was Kings there was you know dictators there were governments that they told you how to live and that's it and nobody questioned it and if there was shit they didn't want you to say you didn't say it I see the old pictures of videos are like like middle eastern. Countries Palestine and I mean they were like resorts. They were beautiful. You know now they're just like stone age I know well because we bonded them back into it up. No no I don't know i't remember exactly which country it was but it was like nothing. Different than like Florida and shit the country was only as good as its dictator that back in that day and you know it's it's they want that for America now well look what they did what canada they're taking handguns now. Taking all the guns with they they can't see scaning them over. Yeah they can't sell handguns in Canada of all the places you know, even when I was growing up if anybody was like sick of you know, not having enough freedom in. America there. So let's move to Canada. It's better up there right now remember that? Yeah nice their neighbor. But that's you know with the Justin Castro leading here way. Wow fucking? Um, but okay, people don't see that. I know and they're under. They're all under the thumb of this klaus schwab. They're on his good little boys and girls list which bothers me when I start looking at young commies of America is called the something um yeah something like that and Elon Musk was on there 2008 he left Maria Bartoromo was one of them I not that kind of surprise that is that something like they just join and then figure it out and leave or like they'll like get your shoes up I think that Elon I'm saying get Alan get your shoes hang. Um I think Schwab and his crew choose these people put them on the list and whether or not they comply once you're you can be put on a list. You could be put on the list for anything tomorrow by somebody.

43:00.64
thelateawakening
You don't have any control over that is what I'm saying so I guess it shouldn't judge people by that unless they play along but you can see macron well wouldnt you try to get off the list I think I would I've been trying to get my mu shut off fucking yes and good luck with that. Actually. To be honest with you. It's the best pitch I I know I try to go I actually look at myself I'm going I I look like George Clooney I like you know but um, yeah, because um, we can only drink. Yeah. Its but you see my license I mean look at my license pitch mam dumb and dumber oh my god but yeah, you know like mug shots like my favorite pitch I would like to make it my profile pitch. Oh you know you should go ahead. Well because. You weed out the wsys. Yeah because ah, you know my hair was like white because my my hair was my hair was just going white. We had a lot you know so I I started to bleach it because I figured I figured this. Came up with a great like reverse psychology thing I don't know if you want to reverse your psychology. Well here's what I do now I I like for years I used to stress out because white was coming in. You know. And he used to stress me and that's gonna give you more weight right? So I used to die it and you know I like one those old moths I look at I look like what's his name from the Sopranos the fuck el oh I look I show I'm like you know what? I mean I'm like. I'm like forty years old je black hair. Yeah, so as like wait a minute I'm gonna die my hair bleach white this way instead of being depressed when I see the white hair come in I die all white and get. Excited when I see the dog care coming in. Oh you are sick. You go to the bar but but anyway orber how much then did you hear that story back to the therapy. How many times did you hear that story I hear that's very twice a day that's. Thing is you tell your stories on here most of them I have to live with wa made such a great actress. You see you actually sat there like it was the none time you heard it were hearing it. Yeah well you always put a little ah spin on it here and there for me. So um I embellish a lot I embellish.

48:28.54
thelateawakening
How is it going to come out. You know I know my stories are really truly up the way they really have you, you've dropped a few on me while we are doing this podcast that I haven't heard and that's always a yeah I see it in eye eyes. Well I say it on yeah as you can't tell me to get my shoes ah move out get out. Well you know the podcast ends in an hour or so. Oh no, not an hour. It's 30 maybe 15 minutes not too long. Oh go ahead. But ah, what was I saying I don't know. Yeah you were looking at me like was very thank you. That was good. It was really good. Made me feel like I was telling you for the none time I'm a good interviewer but a lot of like when I had the fight with the therapist that. Therapist the terrorists at the at the phone pay phone that was true. Everything I said and that was true. It sounds like I'm making it up. You know you've had a strange and what was the one that shocked you was a wary life. The story of my brother now was the prostitute. Yeah. I wasn't thrilled about that one I got be honest I you have to bring her up again. Stop thinking about her. Um, that's Earth. It was like yeah oh yeah, yeah, she looked just like danis I don't want to hear it crazy. Maybe it was. Yeah, career was pretty I was over myed. Yeah, this go only lasted 5 years she's like why why she was she was like trying to get me erected she goes someone left a cake out in a rain. What's up with this. She goes oh I will survive yeah wait the chassing that woman. Oh my I'm trying to say oh black singers look the same that a't right nobody knows what Gloria Gainor looked like I do kind so she like go ah genno. Right? You goes? Yeah we're gonna get canceled. We already are nobody listens to so great about it. I know you're just thinking the other day. What? what? if somebody started listening to us and and be like oh my god they're gonna get mad. What did do banners out. Don't feel so like. Oh good that algorithm is too good. Unbelievable, but it's like don't it's like None people watching love watching. It's ah ah, whatever. But ah what we taught here I mean what else Joe what? Hell that's why we were talking about here. Ah, cut that out. Ah, you always said you 4 times an episode. You said we gonna cut that out. You never do you barely get managed to get into me at None piece. No like we see so four days to get you to produce something oh my god it' all coming out now. A oh you.

54:07.54
thelateawakening
Well, you know, ah that maybe if I put you put little pressure on you in public they you'd straight leave it and then and I I do cut out a lot I'm so good at editing you just don't realize oh yeah, right? Real how many hopes I take out I see and fi va horrible dying. Sorry for that. I'm all over the mic sucking on that air fresher. Yeah I was up I was up late just banging out fucking the whatever the hell I was saying and I was a stupid show put me to sleep. Oh yeah, was it called the offer I saw. Somebody on one of the daily wire writers going off about what a great fantastic show. It was so I shell out another five six bucks for yet another streaming service garbage it barely was that little twoage ridiculous daily. I told you oh come on a daily why they probably produced. It aren't they like a movie thing too now. Well yeah, but I don't know but it was just it was just so corny I was like I mean I guess we might have to give it a chance but we watch it for like 20 minutes and it was just so fricking. Everything is simple just a. Of everything. At this point you know they try to make everything so dumb you can tell masses. It's not good. The Cia didn't write that one. Yeah c used to have some good writers I don't know. Yeah that is true I mean I even and then I and I even put up a post. So. It's like ah. Did si soisbel cis paulis well hold on I'll cut that out si did siske and Evert know that they were given thumbs down to a lot of cia written movies. Oh know and and now they're about that coincidence I think not. They were part of the cabal. They took his jewel. Ah they took eatbers. They want to keep them from dawkin exactly wow, you would you? they used to just take your tongue. They took his old jaw this glenmo happened to him he died like real long ago like way before he but he. Really I didn't know that sis school died first yeah well they're part. Yeah, he had although he had a brain tumor. He died of and then he had mount tumor I think we just opened up a new canworm. Yeah, well you know Ebert's the one that got Oprah started. Oh he's into black women. That's why they used to date.

59:22.80
thelateawakening
He told her she needed tond indicate our no answer he went down on oh and a't right? Johnny wow wow but that's true. What I just said what you said oh that's you know si school got um. Sally Jesse Rafael started no just mean by the way I I went to I went to get her ended to you were like the only guy in the audience that clap. Oh when I was hell when I was in rehab oh my god and day top village of the New York They took us all on a field trip. Fucking the Sally they wanted everybody to relapse so they keep in there. It was dece funny when it was like 30 of us in the audience like oh yeah, that crew. Yeah Sally Desie Rael yeah they like we like sitting in the audience picking scam us. Um, ah Sally oh my god oh mar did forgot to take good fuck and need a at her um surprise you and then the fun Gary Springer show oh was ah I was about to take Sally's tourniquet and hang myself now they can. But yeah, we went to see I forgot what the topic was but there was yeah it was funny too. We had we had a kid I forget his name. He was really funny too. He had a black kid. He was a twin and he was in day top but his his brother identical twin. Never touchs a drug but he did. Interesting. Yeah, that could be bad. He got a twin brother out there doing bad shit and then you get blame you give like you going out you getting slab like can back my cost stereo what? what? What do you mean. Yeah, you drunk deal is hunt you down cause you all money you get chase why wow we should write a sick on that I used to date to siamese twins here we go I did I used to date to siamesse twin. But ah, her sister. She broke up with me for cheat on her with a sister behind her back. Ah you I fucked it up. You know golden the movie sheo she would bring a sister jesus crazy money. We separated. They didn't.

01:04:26.00
thelateawakening
Ah, that was a good one. So bad I mean now we're gonna have the siese twins rights people on our backs. Oh my god is that even ceda my god we're gonna get canceled hubbly fight double and twins by the way see how you. Listen to that job when you heard it a none times. But you said I embellish see we separated but they didn't I just keeps getting better Johnny. That's why I'm still here twelve years later good work like that this is it baby. This is it I've been I'm aware. Um, anyway, ah this was fun. Yeah was short and sweet I think you know too much too much I mean I get tired of hearing us. Well you I mean me wow I'm kidding but you know you know what it is I'm just joking by the way. But I just think that the. You know I can't listen to myself so that goes to show you that you should have a little more sympathy for me then ah I mean if I can't stay listen to myself play it over like you like to listen to what we to imagine the people out there. That's why we have no view is. They don't like listening to you I don't think so I don't think that's the problem. We just got to keep putting them out there know? Yeah I I listen other people's podcasts all the time. Yeah I don't know good then I think people listen they just don't like it. You I say oh we got 30 views not None light now one it what the None they listen to like how long do you have to listen to to It's like None of those ads you know you got a couple of seconds probably or go skip. I guess they get. They're like and we should probably stop doing this? No stop. We got a launch fan be ah what are he famous one day. Yeah I don't want to be famous me. It's a. It's a double edgeged sword these days. Oh yeah, forget, we'll be we'll be dead wow no I'm saying you know couple jumps off building. Yeah, that kind of shit that you see all the time. Well Clinton speaking Hillary Clinton do we have to can this bitch just go away how long does it take for people to die in this fucking world George so these people all rise in Jesus that guy lies George Soros looks like a fucking melted candle.

01:09:54.38
thelateawakening
Oh he's gross I can't stand those fucking people. So ah, hey you want to know something. Ah I love you? No I love you too all right? That's it for today. Okay, this was fun. Yeah, it was kind of cool. Okay, oh wait. We didn't we didn't mention this yeah I feel bad because you know really old died. Oh god why do we get talk about that. Well I'm saying you know he died it was in the news he did yeah algorithm still working stop that no I don't know Ben Shapiro keeps posting about it. Every 5 minutes why I so like happened a week ago I don't know something they got look into the what you're doing I don't know he's been posting shit for months ago too. I don't know what they just hire somebody new to do their social media or what they gotta get with a fucking program. I don't trust that little weel anymore. Anyway, yeah, my but get but mean you can't I can't listen to my fucking ab so mouth like a machine like I can to tell the economic conference I think paper paper for being right here from him and and and and and and and no, um, oh my. But this is the thing. I don't understand how these people get so fucking popular when they're just like I can't listen to None look it le freeman oh my god who did he have on the other day like the funniest favorite way to fall asleep I know he sucks the funny out of everybody has on there. He's like. So who was he interviewing the other days like Jani Papa oh no the wanted to kill himself by the end of it. No, there was another one that like well be honest is very funny but it was like how could you make Bobby Lee oh Bobby Lee like ah it fucking the world was like suck. The energy had a most serious conversation I ever heard he was like so bobby you know we I think money is yeah oneing. And but with the green da and ah yeah, we'll be right back after these messages do you have anxiety. Ah, if you have anxiety just subscribe to my it's like somnia he's like the he's like here for insomn exactly he's like the answer. He's like the anti antichrist.

01:15:20.44
thelateawakening
But what he's like the anti- Ben Shapiro like I and and but and a oh my god put those 2 in a room like some kind of vt Texas yeah, ah ah I would it I'm at the nexus of the you. Oh my god yeah but he I like him though he you know I do like him though. I mean if you could sit there and have the patience. You know he was a the thing that kills me is I i. Think wasn't he a college professor at mit. Yeah, how did anybody get through one of those lectures sleep. Oh my god and going in there with a hangover a who picks an Iran the glasses with the fucking eyes. Yeah, ah ah. I swear I wonder if they're like doing something to our brains. These people are chosen on most Definitely yeah I noticed yesterday reality I heard like a like a heard like this high pitch sound here once in a while. Well I was that way I was in the bathroom. One day I got this ringing in my ears. It was like everything went dull for a none and then I could all I could hear was this yes, you heard that what that was the fucking firefly with the backpack that was a year fucking six g they turned that dragon flyer. Dragonfly I call it firefly those are the ones that like oh the ones we used to step on as kids I was right? you stepped on you fire why you sick fuck why would you do that step on him and then drag your foot. You get a line ah are you an enemymi did dad. We caught him and kept him in a jar and. I thought there was only in the movies psychopath. Well that you know I oh come on. Don't make me feel bad. Ah you know is it I'll tell you another thing and and you're gonna probably people gonna probably hate this but we and you Nicki was we grew up blame niki no. We grew up. We were broke. We were poor. Everybody was playing video games. You know what? I mean you know we used to do after they rainigned why used to live by greenwood cemetery. No jesus it's exactly literally literally across the street. Yeah, and um. Beautiful cemetery by the way you Robin graves no stop now we every time it rained frogs a lot of frogs. Oh you didn't well no, we didn't dissect them I dont know we did actually not meet my friend I remember but we used to get a bucket.

01:20:38.84
thelateawakening
All the kids in the neighborhood and and catch frogs and on Fort Hamilton parkway we would all line up with our frogs at the set it with the 2 wo-way street and we used to slap it in the air and play frog. Ah, that's how I play frog all you're evil oh my. God I thought everybody did that kind of stuff. Wow sick now I to we frogo. Ah you lose oh my god anyway, um, we're brought to you today by Peter and Peter Vollano all right anyway well Joe we had a lot of fun I own that oh disturbed I got to sleep in the same bed with you. You know we got bunk beds we you get the that bunk from now on. Yeah well I got a hole in it. Yeah. Yeah, and I sleep on my stomach all right bad enough of this okay Betty would actually listen to this? No thank you like subscribe get your shoes.