Please Don't Squeeze the Shaman | Episode 21 | The Late Awakening Comedy Podcast

Listen in as the crew speaks their twisted minds on current events and past traumas including:

Trump Indictment
QAnon Shaman Released
False Flag events
Nashville Shooting and the mysterious sneaker switch
The Great Tennessee Transsurrection
The IRS persecution of Matt Taibbi
More crazy stories from Johnny's misspent youth

Transcript

00:00.00
thelateawakening
Mom the two year old got in all right? you better start that over because of know what he's gonna know what that was about what welcome to the late awakening hey hello. Hi so we that we were talking so much before this and now like we got to I know that's probably the problem. Well I kind of put it start as soon as it walks in the door. We end up talking about everything before we yeah I think's all we do is say save that for later and then we forget about it and then you don't hit record. I was just gonna so Joanne what there's so much shit going on all right number one I mean the biggest news which Trump threw out two weeks ago about him be he's he was gonna get indicted. Yeah, right. Now who indicted him. What's it about? Well first of all, it hasn't happened it still doesn't happen. So it's been. They've been dragging them sound but he was indicted they said the grand jury indicted him well they they go ahead in New York on they say they're going to but he hasn't been He hasn't been. Arrested or well he's supposed to like give him would they give himself up Tuesday go in I suppose but turn himself in there's they haven't even announced any charges formal charges that I've seen. Well you know why? because it's all bullshit. Exactly.

01:29.50
thelateawakening
You charge you're still trying to come up with something. No what they do is yeah what they do is they indict him they don't show the charges everybody from whoopee to colt goldbert. Whatever his name is Colbert. There. They'll go on night after night talking about the indictment and see you if they tell us the charge as people and it's gonna just die. It's gonna end because it's ridiculous so they'll use the first week or so just to condemn Trump make them look like the biggest criminal in the world. Right? And by next week when it dies and nothing goes through all the assholes that watch it and cheer. They're not even gonna know about that. They're just gonna remember a week ahead of he's the biggest crook because yeah, well the jokes on them because. Within a day of them announcing this. He got $4000000 in donations. Well, that's the thing you know about those Alex yeah should she's fill me dollars and 25% of those donations were first time donors right? and the average donation amount was $37 that's how many this wakes up that you know how many could be who didn't like Trump up until this point and go okay, this is ridiculous now it's like happen us. That's why we kind of hitched on him. You know? Yeah yeah and they don't realize it but it's like.

03:00.53
thelateawakening
When they call for gun control. What happens sales yeah, blow up everything they do blows up so this just makes him stronger this he. That's why he put out laughing about it. Um I think it's great and of course I always go back to q and q said the first arrest will shock the world. And here you go we? Ah, well most of us who followed q knew that it was gonna be him. We didn't know that it would take this. Why didnt now I thought soon as he was president Hillary was gonna be sent to the gas chamber trust the plan Johnny it doesn't happen that easy. You know that. The the liberals the Democrats have ah corrupted our entire judicial system so you can't just do it like that. Well, that's the problem. They're so powerful. You know what? I mean well I know but at the same time they have to be dismantled piece by piece. It. Wasn't gonna just happen overnight. Oh Trump's in now everybody's gonna get their asses handed to him. It's well he they was so long process what they would what they did was they kept him too busy to do anything but protect himself and you know yeah, but that's not true. Look how much he actually didn get done even after they were doing all this shit to him and if. This if there was any ah validity to this whatever this stupid charge is you don't think that mueller and his $40000000 investigation would have slap the cuffs on him then magnum you know about this you know well.

04:34.95
thelateawakening
If if Trump if they had if Trump was dirty. They would have had him a long time ago. So this is I mean you know what they're getting him on hush money. Ah for the.

04:47.44
thelateawakening
Paying off Stormy Daniels or whatever for that. You tell him like shut up hole here's a couple of dollars. You know what? I mean when it was all perpetrated by Michael Cohen a lawyer who is in jail supposed to be in jail I don't even know if he's they think they let him out already nice jail or the real jail. And didn't didn't I hear something that Michael Cohen put up the money but Trump never paid him. Yeah, so where's the crime because Trump did not make that transaction and Michael Cohen made the decision to pay her off in the first place. It's ridiculous and I just don't I don't see. Why I mean but I don't know the the world should be on his side. The world right? The world is I know they just don't tell you? yeah well look you go back as far as you want with Daddy Bush right all the fucking crimes with. But the Iran contra hearings right? I guess okay, then you go to his then you go to Clintons with all their murders. The murder is the yeah um, what what was that travel gate whitewater right? Chinaate. China gate um, and then you you lump Hillary in there Benghazi Libya ah killing John Junior well oh there's nothing wrong with that. That's fine and then you have and then you have like I said.

06:15.47
thelateawakening
Then you have Obama with fast and the furious again Benghazi he he dropped more bomb than anybody any president in history right? and he got the nobelpeace prize for what the hell is that oh really, yeah, you didn't know that. They gave him the nobel peace prize like when he first took office for doing nothing That's how see but all of this all ah all this is just exposes how every institution that we have ever um, put on pedestals and and revered as being you know.

06:53.69
thelateawakening
Like the height of achievement. They're all corrupt and yeah, would you like to say something that they you must have something to say I recorded well yeah with the thing they do okay. The thing they do is like let's say when the towers went down right? They come out. They call I mean and rightfully so the heroes you know to fire men police officers and everybody else that health and stuff but they they they push they they put the medals around everybody. The movie comes out a fucking week later. You know the towers go down the next two weeks later to Nicholas Cage is like they made a movie about it and they put people on pedestals. So if you ever if you ever tried to um, question anything how dare you you know what? I mean yeah, don't buy your official story because then somehow. You're being unpatriotic or something I don't know but that's why they get away with all look at it like I was saying with the president's all before then up to Biden I mean we've seen in the last four years like pure evidence I mean he even said live on tv. When he out when he with that a prosecutor in in the Ukraine. Yeah he he said that he wasn't going to give it aid money until he was yeah a billion dollars unless the prosecutor got fired. Yeah, oh yeah, and everybody's laughing. Oh huge.

08:25.77
thelateawakening
Well I'm not gonna give any money. Yeah and everybody fucking laughshuh nothing yeah, well keep in mind that that meeting was the council on foreign relations. So I mean that's the biggest group of evil scoundrels that there is in the world. They all get together and plan what they're gonna fucking do to us. Yeah, all the money that yeah hunt the biden the the goal between man I mean give me a break. Well you know what? so it was like the same week that all that shit was coming about all the deals that all these other Biden family members had they will get a cut dirty little hands and it was the same week that. Trump found out that he was getting indicted that was what happens to whatever they whatever they fucking accused of Trump um, they're really doing it. Yeah, you know what? I mean it's like if if I did something wrong I'm an accuse you because why would I bring that up if you know what I mean. Ah, why would I want to bring that up.

09:23.89
thelateawakening
They deflect shit they fucking? Um, um, so um, yeah, and of course there's a mass another mass shooting and the same week if they mass shooting they pull all this shit off just to cover up what they don't want people to really be talking about the important things that you know shines a light on their crime. The guy. Yesterday I almost had a like fucking anism did you you know the Tennessee shooter the girl that shot did you see the pictures that I mean I wish I could really get clearer like images but shoot different sneakers. Yeah. Yeah I went in there wearing a pair of black nikes with a white alterate is they would know like the Nike symbol on side wouldn't it. Maybe I'm right think they work it was who and then the fucking van as yeah, like I mean but the first pair clearly was black with a white. Right? right? And then the second pair flames right? and you see the the orange and red but you don't see him when she's walking and people say well you know it's kind of hard the angle and stuff. No, you see I saw us very clearly so and that screen's shot that I so what do you think happens? Honestly like we're just speculating I guess. What do you think it is do you I truly believe that they they I believe children really get killed but it's not the way you know we see it go down these people these shooters all have exactly the same background. They've all been on the Fbi radar.

10:56.90
thelateawakening
They all have are under psychiatric treatment almost all of them are on psychiatric medication. These people are groomed. They have what about the 2 police officers though that are held up as heroes. Well again, what is their background though. What are they done previously. Well I don't know but like like I said you make them heroes everybody celebrates the heroes and then you you like you you can't you can't question it because now you have the heroes. You know you have them. You have them tragedy but now to heroes you know it's like it's. And this girl here she's supposed to be a tranny right? So why? How come when a man transgenders into a woman. Everybody has to call him a woman and nothing else so you get your fucking head cut off. But if it's a woman that. Transitions into being a man. They don't they still call her woman. You know how insulting that is I mean wow, come on pick aside and not with it. Do you did you see that they they had to like um ah, retract stuff and apologize for like ice cream. No for like be ice cream in here by then you did a whole bit on joke. Oh yeah, that too the day I and you yeah, sure. Yeah, but but real quick before we go I want to talk about that. But um, they had ah they had to apologize because they misgened her.

12:28.77
thelateawakening
I think it was the New York Times or want to you know I mean so this fucking monster suppose he goes in blast 9 year olds but they're gonna apologize for it calling what it is fucking psychos. Okay man woman I don't give a fuck sheman you're a monster right? Yeah and then. Yesterday. Um, oh my god but cat's looking for me she bod puts a like a mouse in those mountain searches for me. Oh really? Yeah, so I have I have a friend I'll I'll keep him nameless he he he hates Trump. He just hits him and I and I I actually un followed followed him so I don't see a shit but I went on his page yesterday I was just curious and he's just orange man and orange shoot finally criminals gonna get locked up yada yada ya and everything else you know? and ah. I left that alone then I look below. It. It's about the shooting and you know about the mess shooting and I look in the I look in the thread and some girl actually was like sympathizing with you know shooter yeah saying okay I'm not. Kind of an excusing what she did but you know all the the um rights that the republicans take away what he's right? why? That's what I said and and how they make them feel and just and so I wrote I go specifically what writes.

14:03.50
thelateawakening
We're taken away from transgender because if you ask me, it seems like they got all the rights I mean you know the only thing we don't want is drag Queens shaking their junk in front of little kids is that that much to ask. I wouldn't want a non drop not is drag Queen look at the textbooks that we're finding in our school. Yeah well,, there's the big Agenda bull. All of it. The thing is talk about it I kind of was so angry at how I was like so wait a minute. Okay, she's she's hurt been hurt By. Republicans or you know so you go shoot a fucking nine year old kid in the face is yeah Sick If if that's the case go find your republicans go find the people that you supposedly gave you pain. You know me. But yes, she went to that school. Apparently she did votes still. Why go and shoot children all of them you all the oldest school shootings is you? you know, go out and fuck I mean I don't I'm not condoning it but I go outhobic me tell the children. Oh Oh well, they get taught that they guess I don't know these things are all set up. But listen when we were kids going to school like I was showing you before they were trying to like um ah did that that ad I showed you before about the given the the excuses of how how they feel alienated and alone I mean showing the club.

15:37.24
thelateawakening
Got sick know how do you feel like alienated and alone since I was four years old but how do you feel ill and and even if you all alienated I mean what? what go talk I don't in this world is a blessing if you're alienated. Jesus Christ I mean who wants to be around any of these fuckers anyway, well they change the definition of woman. Also oh yeah, I didn't hear that one. Yeah, what's it now I will find anything with a hole in a heartbeat talk about insulting. All the all this garbage I am and so sick of it with all the with the women and even you know blacks but women that how they had a fight for their rights for so long. They're getting traveled on the most I know you know it's it's terrible I mean it's it's hard especially you know people of my age like we were on the tail end of the women's lib thing and by the time it got to us. We're kind of like yeah I mean all right women were still treated kind of crappy. But. But it really was bad. You I mean you watch any of those old movies and you going. They're always slapping the win up the women and to calm them down. Give me a kiss. No it so they sla I his and then yeah, so it was very rapy the new definition of woman is an adult.

17:10.30
thelateawakening
Who lives and identifies as a female even though they haven't been born as a different gender what that a different gender though. So that's all that's well genders. All women. So I can't ask what for wait. What if you were born as a woman it says even if even if okay. So that includes ah everybody I all right? but back back but back to the school shooting. How come like my point I was trying to make was when we were kids we were alienated I was there I was bullied alienated I was I always felt alone. Why weren't there more school shootings back then. There were none. No there. No I know that's what that's my point. So with the guns would air right? Yeah, the guns would have too more available. Why were't there mass shootings. Why? all of a sudden that's the that's the thing to I mean why did that start really that I s well I remember that 1 big story that girl they showed across. The one that the boomtown rats sang the song about yes I don't like Mondays. Whatever okay, she that was in England and then I I could be wrong I should look this up but I'm gonna say anyway was it england was it I thought it was how you get done in England. But a little boy I think that's when they took the guns away. What was the name what year boy what ah or was this scotland I don't know what was the what's the name of it again. I don't the song days. Yeah, not the Sun world I mean yeah anyway, so that was like.

18:44.23
thelateawakening
Mid early eighty s I think and that was the first one I ever heard of cleveland babe it was in Cleveland oh wait I don't like Mondays as a song by Irish New Wave group from Cleveland about the school shooting in San Diego no that song was the boomtown rats of the british. They. Tell you. It's wrong. Okay, you know Gil on. Well they're changing in history. That's all I'm saying I mean in any case, um, the big one that's really got the ball rolling was when Clinton was in office at the tail end was Columbine. And ever since it's just like you know doing we something we just live with. We just you know happens every couple of months if probably more often than that I notice a lot of them happen and it doesn't even get any press happened during T Trump Era well that was Marjorie Stoneman Douglas was right at the beginning of Trump and I'll never forget that because I had it I was I have a t-shirt business a print ondemand t-shirt business and you do right before that and still having kind of um. Before that I made a design was ah of a bloody heart bloody valentine heart says I don't celebrate holidays that end in massacres and it was like the next day that happens so yeah take that one down but that was such a good shirt too. It's.

20:17.17
thelateawakening
You know I had a really good shirts Ryan who's Ryan oh yeah, guy we worked with yeah some so it's it's a fucking mental issue. It's what of the or that mkultra is it both because a lot of times I believe that. The majority of mental problems are mkultra related in this country and nobody will talk about it because they always hear voices they say and if and if you remember a lot of times like when they first of all, they never really shoot them the columbine they did but like the kid from. Douglas whatever the the school. Yeah, they all look stunned and shocked like what did you know? what? I mean what did I do yeah like what did I do are they coming after me I don't know I don't know. But ah there was I remember like um when we were in school yeah to fight at three o'clock that was it. You you show they would say I never forget the guy you know he like poking and say me and you three o'clock you know what I mean then you, you're dead a whole day. You far you wild west or so no, but that's how it was if you had a fight a respected school. You had it. You know you had a you int class. Let's. Get work done but you and you and me at three o'clock and then you spend the rest of the day far and people coming up to you going. You're gonna kick gaze a you got this, you got and then people go oh you're gonna get your shit knock that you and you yeah you know you're nervous and scared three o'clock there's a circle when you walk out, everybody's book.

21:49.64
thelateawakening
Bags are on the floor you go in the middle you fight and then the next day you the playing basketball. You know what? I mean your best friends you know I got bullied like a mother like crazy when I was a kid by this guy named. Billy he bullied me every day and he was really really. Tall and I was like I was kind of tall but I was very shy but he bullied me all the time and I don't know why because I knew I could kick his ass I just never like stepped on the fucking gas. You know what? I mean? Well he finally did fine fine. Yeah lither and like I said this was like. Fifth sixth grade. He used to just fucking bother me all the time. Fast forward about 10 years I'm dating this girl Diana whatever and he tells me one day we're playing basketball he goes I'm gonna steal your girlfriend. You know what? I mean I let it you know I kind of let it go? Yeah, whatever, whatever. so One day one night I'm so I'll never forget I'm standing I'm standing in front of my friend's house with Eddie who just passed away remember Eddie and my friend Russell and we were talking and Billy's name came up and I said you know what? the next time I see I'm gonna fucking hit him and I swear to god. I was just talking tough all of a sudden. My friend Eddie goes du don't dumb and I look and here he comes walking down the fucking block. So now I'm like oh shit. So what did I have to do I had to go ahead with it so he walk and we would like friends though still he was an asshole but he would say hey what's up John and then be a dick so.

23:23.50
thelateawakening
He gets to me I walk up to him. He goes hey John I said I said don't even a fucking talk to me right? I forgot what I said what's going on what's going on anyway, I just hit him we fought for about 20 minutes on the floor I'll never forget. He. Every time he tried to get up and do some karate move I fucking flip them over on you know he I never forget before the fight started. He punched him. He goes. Oh yeah, I'm mother bugger he had a bunch of chains on and he goes all right hold on hold on and he pulls up the chains and they gets stuck around his forehead like and then a bunch of charms. And I fucking knocked them right in the face gold everywhere. So then he caught and I listen I literally I beat the shit in bed I mean he was full of blood I'll never forget I had him up in the corner and my last shot my friend John Miley I don't even know where these people came from. It was like the fight was going on so long that a crowd happened. And I'll never forget the last shot. My friend John goes. Okay, that's enough man I broke his nose at some anyway. So here he is laying on the floor. No shirt full blood and you know what I do I put my hand out and help him up and then I walk him home I swear to god. I walk him to his door and he says thank you I'll never forget that it was that was that was that was like 3 years of abuse he was begging for it. You should worry but I sure thought he thanked me for walking them home. You know what I mean.

24:53.30
thelateawakening
And but you know I tell you the truth after that he was the most annoying mother fucker he used to just go out of the way to be nice to me so much. Maybe you had a little thing for you. Maybe you no, but he he's a Johnny go you know you like he would like just go out of his way to be nice and I was almost like you know what? I like them better when he with an asshole. You know? but but again if that's what they always tell girls if if a boy is mean to you. It means that he likes you know. So maybe that was it maybe he just had a crush on you and well I wish I would have he would have told me I was very ah, alienated and alone see to could have been together all these years. Oh wow see. Definite but but the but this' is my point you know I'm gonna he's gonna show up and I'm gonna have to beat him off for trying take my man right? Actually, he's probably dead. Ah but I just getting back now you know getting back to is just like I just don't understand the the. And then they blame the guns I mean write it I mean I don't get it I don't get if you if you have a gun that shoots 50 rounds or 6 rounds 6 children being killed 1 child being killed. What's that whether it's a hundred or one bullet. It's not about the automatmanic guns they wanted everybody to they want to take everybody's guns all of them every single kind. But if they start out with the so-called assault rifle. Well they're talking about pistols too now. No I know there are assault rifles.

26:25.55
thelateawakening
Well, she didn't they supposedly she'd even have this soul rifle. She had some kind of it wasn't even an a r seventeen or something like that some kind of long ri. It was one a my gun must ski I would laugh I don't get what I just don't get it and. Again, that girl sympathizing with her and and it's only only the left does that only the fucking left. There's so minutes gonna do though the transgenders of of vengeance day. Yeah isn't a kind of odd o this is all oh it's all planned everything that happens is planned. Nothing none of it is it well q always said enjoy the show. It's all a movie. Everything's a movie lo all the all the white hats when with Siri and all that was all fucking hollywood yeah, they drew fucking dirt on a little kid and took a picture of him. The isis. Is god they had the fucking green screen screen. They still haven't explained why there was ukrainian soldiers wearing isis badges oh Isis and nazi wo fucking flame how a government has a long history of working both sides. Both sides you know like. They funded isis. They funded you know Al Qaeda the globalists they've can funded the nazis they was on to both sides they they make money on both sides of every war. That's why we've been a nonstop war for um, more years. What's that.

27:56.75
thelateawakening
Ah, well somebody says I'm I gonna shut that all happy national trans to trench day. Yeah, what's that all about oh are you serious. It's also children's day but I think trans ah and and national children's day national transgen day I mean then that's just a coincidence who makes up these days anyway where how does this become an official thing we're all just being played and telling you the fuck they have think tanks they call them. They have these fucking groups of people. Who get together and plan all that's all they do is plan out all the shit that they're going to put us through yeah month after month year after year and it's all in their big culmination of 1 giant communist fucking globalist um agenda that you know. 99% of everybody is gonna be broke and own nothing and me house. Oh yeah, we're gonna be happy too because of all the fucking I mean psychotic drugss are gonna put us on there right out pretty much. Yeah well I mean really none of us own anything. I have this house. My name is on this house but I don't own it and I never will yeah I mean and you sub to pay property taxes even if you do own it. Yeah, if you do pay if you do actually pay taxes what happens they take it next. They're gonna think and then and then if you want to put a fence up. You got to go pay gonna.

29:28.77
thelateawakening
Permission. It's like oh you can't do anything without a permit I actually looked it up cause I'm you know I'm just always done whatever I want to do you know? but allegedly I looked up everything that they want you to have a permit for and. I think the only thing that you're not supposed to get a permit for if you do it in your own home is like painting the fucking walls everything else like you changing cabinets in your kitchen. Everything they want you to go and and pay for ah I like these these these gated communities in shit you know the clarity cut out like. You can't paint your house any color you want? no and you can't even have a pickup truck. Yeah or the dimin it diminishes the value of the neighborhood. Wow discuss is that your work then sorry I can't have it here. What? what? What was the whole damn freedom in this country to chill. What was the whole thing. Okay, we were back to talking about the transsurrection where did that happen as all Tennessee they stormed the capitol there or whatever that yeah and then they had their own mascot too. What is it put a picture up I didn't really look into a book he has they have their own shaman. Yeah have their own shamer. Yeah, can't come up with their own and anybody's got like the the curly devil horn kind of looks like someone had a yellow summermarine 1 of 8.

30:55.40
thelateawakening
Yelling somebody but he doesn't even know you're talking, but it yeah I totally yeah there something he didn't even know about ah please don't squeeze the shaman I know I never heard that one and I saw the commercial I was up. Yeah, but kids today don't know anything from. Oh yeah, sorry to know what the shaman commercial. That is a great so ah, well, it's true part of our history. It is I mean's kind of perverse. Did you know you didn't even know about the maytag repair man probably go see these were all like staples of our childhood and shit we had to watch on tv over yeah we didn't have Youtube. I have channels too. Oh I remember when Youtube didn't have commercials. Oh you are old that was awesome. Ah I don't know but we again feeling alienated. You know how are you alienated with the technology. We have the internet. I mean you could talk to some you could talk to somebody with the same fetish you have across the country. You know what? I mean you you can talk to people all day every day wet. We didn't and I was alone. For like 14 years I say talked to me I sat in a dark room right for about 5 years watching fucking starsky and huch. Um, life was horrible. You have no idea and I was so bad.

32:22.99
thelateawakening
And and my role didn't even happen or dement. My room was next to my sister's room and they didn't even have doors I couldn't even like masturbate. You know what I means it anyway. And yeah, yeah I did but I'm saying I I should have yeah I got caught on my mom once? Oh oh oh I I had. It was a I forget with a little tv little tv a little tv I forgot where I was probably like the lovebo is sound I don't know yeah and I had my feet up on the table and she walked in and I my underwear a last snapped I mean Julie. Truly oh I think fucking Jajao boy was oh yeah, yeah, thinks like who dude you know what? my my first you know what took my first sexual experience was with a what a cot. What you know the fold up cots. Yeah okay I I didn't have my old of it I will yeah unfolded it. It was foam and it was foam and you know so I used to put it down every night and it was in my parents' bedroom I had to pull it it cause really is disgust. We only had like I don't know it was like. 2 rubes and I forget I was laying there. Whatever and is this one you were stealing laughs. Well that's around that time. Yeah, around that time but I was like you know I was.

33:52.62
thelateawakening
Exploring and stuff like that like myers you ever like you ever make out what your pillows. So what? me um, ah you ever you never like pump some watch So might you never beddings a girl.

34:08.93
thelateawakening
Know what's going on as well and I'm not looking anyway. I don't know what made me think of it. But I it was a full mattress. Ah so I put a hole in it. Yeah, and then I laid on my stomach and I used to have sex with my cot. Are you banned from every mattress John but they don't know. But anyway. Som gonna ban him from here. So so is that on that is like so cheese's now oh my god yeah, that was a jewish cot. There was a lot of holes. No yoga. But anyway I never forget I forgot to clean up one day you know and my mom. And my mother was fool in the guy left that fear. She's like what is this Um I said ah ah I think the daub drew up. Ah so they put my dog to sleep. No yeah now. But I got I think it the dog was like oh my god I think the dog threw she's she's wiping it up now. And there was a little blood too because of the spring. Well the cot has a sp spring did have spring and I kind of rear to the left too much now I get band from rumble because so we talking about i't know.

35:29.74
thelateawakening
Um, think we should sexual attraction of furniture. No I wasn't be attracted to it I was just like what what What else could I have sex. Are you a fan. Fair. Ah think you were before you you know like you you ever heard of a ah you could make us like a sock you could make a vagina. Never did that I didn't either I read it. Oh you I didn't I didn't do like they cop. Well I can just make them up anything no in jail, they made them and sold them. But I swear a gun they call them fee fees. But no, you've they eyes on it know they I don't know what they did they guy let's say here. No, but they use the the thing the toilet paper the and the roll the cardboard then they would like get latex gloves and stuff and push it and then. I don't know where the hair came from but they you know they had like shaved or if you wanted to havero men are really pigs. You know you really liked your Japan though you know what they have as your Japan but blowing machines with or pocket pocket. Whatever they're called pocket vaginas. Yeah, so and then yout else to have any machines with dirty patties. What yeah someone is weird disgusted.

36:57.40
thelateawakening
I gotta to remember it that next time I do the aloneundry japanese people are very odd. They're very into but I they they myself they do role like little girls though there. So yeah, yeah, that's very tries in the peophilia ahh what's Ali. What's the consent age I was like for 3 I don't know but it's hard to tell you know because good news say their size from like 3 to not reproducing but what we talking about? Ah, the shaman they let out the shaman. Oh yeah, but Jacob Chancensley right but he's a monster but this other guy is a trans shaman misundersood. But it yeah woman I just it's the double standard of shaman what is a shaman anyway I never heard of that until that you don't what a shaman is. It's like some warlock or yeah, no I know I'm sorrytic or something which doctor. Yeah yes, you didn't know about shaman. Yeah, no I didn't know about them squeezing shaman that was perverted that come out for you I saw it like the like the like they're like molesting the yeah, the guys in the fuckin. Aisle squeezing it. You know all the women are like caressing swa like your ass or something like that's pretty much what the yeah they're implying and it's funny because it's for the ass you know what? I mean you know things were really gross back then and and they used to hide them in weird ways you're seeing any of those.

38:31.60
thelateawakening
Commercials and ads from the sixty s they did a lot of creepy stuff well look cartoons too mad roar. Oh yeah I got them. Mamy hair. Yeah, there was a lot of black face and drugs watermelon watermelons and shit did you you I grew up on it but you ever hear about Johnny Bravo taste to watch shadow. Bravo yeah I'm Giantny Bravo I know it was hilarious. Mama what was he? oh johnny bravo what he was a dude that les on's house that was always trying to like rape women. Yeah hey but I'm giant bruble. He was rapy he was. He was very rapy I remember that well no pa pew was yeah yeah, your ro thank you. Yeah, the only rap one girl straight owners I was a cat right? that made even more cat that was always trying to bang the cat and the cat was like oh get away from you stinky rapist I don't know but I just It's been a horrible 10 years twenty thirty so what do you think trump is gonna get a muk shot. They're gonna take a monk shot. Hell yeah, that's my next t-shirt. Oh can't that actually ah frank sinatra 1

39:53.54
thelateawakening
You want one? Ah hell yeah I loverexi I Trump he was rapy was a ah but out no he know't rapy come rat pack they were don't rape anybody that guy do it for the thrill. It's not because they can have any woman they want that gets old. You know they want the ones that don't want them that the not. That's the that's the thrill of well that's like that's always been kind of the thing the one that plays hard to get. Yeah oh didn't play hard to get jo unclele bore caught.

40:28.86
thelateawakening
I was joking about that by the way I sure I made that up everybody knows it's true Johnny ah, you haven' second th you like you? What what was that told too much of rev I don't care nobody listens to today doesn't make this room. Do. There are like 50 fbi guys that listen to they were there were but after today they took all so I went to bring the bearded dragon outside to his cage and I'm carrying my vate. Food for the lizard and ah the lizard and as I'm walking to the to the cage. The duck attacks me and as I'm wiggling to try to get him off my leg my fucking shorts fall down and I trip.

41:18.92
thelateawakening
Yeah, and I can't pick up my shorts because I got all the shit in my hands the lizard and stuff so my ass and I'll never be I turn I I turned around because I just had a feeling you were gonna be walking out the door I mean like what are you doing I like but I would just assume you did it whatever purpose. All we were on the surveillance kind of as if you had any or not well what we were because I think ah what happened today they literally just said listen. He's no threat. Shut it down. Okay I don't think I'm a worry to them. Well we used to have on the honors list of available networks on a computers. We had that Fbi surveillance fan. Oh yeah, ever that what? boca yeah, they don't yeah. They know we're harmless. We're all talk not that that ever stopped him but see ah so the shaman's out which I I don't know I'm seeing the video I kind of feel he was vilified for so long you at least let him in by the hand. Yeah. But that's what kind of wells for that's what that yeah because the judge saw that? yeah they didn't present that they they cherry pick the fucking shit. It was all that was all a setup. We all know John 6 was it oh speaking of January six the law firm the lawyer. Ah, who who.

42:49.29
thelateawakening
Theyre suing Trump for January Sixth yeah was just arrested for for having massive amounts of child pornography on his computer people child pornography why that it takes her own money I you know what with the whole cute thing and stuff like that. Um, they say he says whoever the world is run by pedophiles and I'm starting to truly believe yes, they they put these people in power because they know that they're easily controlled because you know they have the dirt on them that the ultimate sin for. The majority of people to the majority of decent people is to hurt or rape a child that is unforgivable and and there's they're fighting it. They're trying to normalize it. But it's never gonna happen I think they should normalize the pthe one p put it in the whole l g v t q I yeah, what's wrong with you? Ah Guy's gonna go wait for a punlight. Oh that? Ah yeah, no I don't know but it's running rampant. I mean well that's why that's what I saying they hate Trump because that was his number 1 thing when he got an office he says that he wanted to take down the human traffickers and the child molesters and they all fucking lost their shit and we gotta stop the guy. He's gonna mess up our thing.

44:24.51
thelateawakening
It's rapid right now look at the border. Yeah, it's the reason that it's wide open is just for that purpose that and the drug did I tell you what they do on the border with children. So what they do with children is so when you get to the border you're about to cross you can rent a child like a jet ski. And then you can cross the border what that does is when ice catches you you say hey this is my child and instead of going to ice. You go to a three day detention and then they let you go and then they america and they dump the kid and then either the cartel come back over and get their jet ski. Or the kid just roams around free. So evil well they then they're putting them up in houses and shit and making them like slaves too. Yeah, well yeah, they're disappearing them into farms. So for instance, maybe there's a cattle farm out in the middle of nowhere and this kid was working at a cattle farm in Mexico. Now. So he's got here and now he's gone. He's gone. He's working on that kindli farm and no one knows it I'll tell you 1 thing is wrong with is it. It is seems like every other country the kids work hard. Well. I got to tell you that when I lived when I lived in Dr I found out that it is and has been for eon's common practice there for people who have too many kids they can't afford they basically sell them to slavery. They give them to and you know they these wealth do families.

45:51.38
thelateawakening
Take the kid in and turn he's usually a girl turn her into a slave and I don't even want to know what else happens to her but there it's on the premise that they will send this girl to a better school and she'll get a better life. So the parents think they're doing something good for the child. And really the child is just being treated like a second class citizen well used I was well I forgot what I was watching the other day but they were saying that they make more money with human trafficking than with drugs and what course so recycle all discyclable right? Like. You buy and a bag of dope once that bag of dope is gone. It's gone. You get a kid you know I mean a woman how many times could you use that you know what I mean it's horrible. It's and and then the they all know they're all in on it. They're all getting their hands greased. Like Cindy Mccain sitting there on stage with her microphone and her pinky out. Oh well, we all knew about Jeffrey Epstein we all knew what he was doing but nobody could do anything about it. Well there was that reporter that had gotten undercover footage on her where she admits that she had the story four years ago but am the robot. Oh no, yeah, put that the what was they shut him down Prince William someone had called for him and said you you can't do you can't air this yeah it all led from Prince Andrew Andrew well they just destroyed her life that Amy Robot they finally got hurry saw that.

47:27.58
thelateawakening
Oh no, what they do. She had a morning show with um and I believe was on abc they gave her a morning show with this other guy and um, they her and this guy started having an affair so they outed them and fired him. Ah both so heard. I don't know she's over gonna sell though. Well that doesn't matter what's consulting but consenting adults. What's the big deal. It's you know may is's not right by nobody should you know cheat on their spouses or whatever but it's. Not really a crime anymore. It used to be well, they's not now they did a statistic and this is just for the for for black families and and I'm not targeting it but it is what a statistic that I heard recently and then seventy s black family households were I believe they said 77 % full households father and mother today. It's 24% yeah, they've destroyed black families. That's why the the black community is in shambles because they they don't have strong well parents they put the situation. And then the kid just follows the same line has kids goes to jail yeah falls the same line ends up to jail yeah, and those people blame ah law enforcement all by design but people blame law enforcement for for being police brutality targeting lines. But I mean if.

49:03.23
thelateawakening
Guy has a gunner for instance even if a black man isn't armed why are they reaching for a police officer's gun during a traffic stop that is it doesn't make sense. Well you know drugs and alcohol have a lot to do with it people do stupid shit when they're messed up. Yeah, it's just the way it is. And they don't usually like put the stat statistics out there. But I'm willing to bet that the majority of bad decisions are made while people are either drunk or hire both I mean let's yeah, say you talking about me ah by the way. Ah yet again. You walk out this door. It is what a difference I mean it's it's fuck a muggy in here. Well, that's good. We lost to keep you uncomfortable. We took look to fill me in I had the dog was balking. You're just talking about statistics for families. How they does giant take 70 s black family was about 77% had a father and a mother and today is 24% yeah well well they you know part of that. Um all of design with. And George Soros was behind this even way long ago was the feminist movement now I know we were just saying. Yeah, we're already a tag that by the way you know women were mistreated whatever back then but you know they organized this whole and remember Gloria Steiner yes cia

50:36.29
thelateawakening
Asset from the get go and she you know was the face of it most of it and Betty Friedan and all this shit but it was just to destroy the nuclear family that was the whole purpose of it. It wasn't to make life better for women is. Life that much better for women right now. No I mean we're all busted our asses. We're working. Yeah you know 2 3 jobs right? when back then it was like an ochre the mom used to be home raising the kids and the father took yeah but now it's both it parents right? and then where has the child right? Yeah, then you the one of the parents that are. Working full time have to use their full paychecks and pay for childs for the child to be taken care of. Yeah buy some assholes just gonna I mean use it if they really want equality. They should be enlisted at eighteen if it becomes necessary because it's only men I mean to list the to the unless into the army. It's only met. But they that their legs blown off so they could get a house they wanted to house the tunnels. They want a quality. How come when a woman divorces a man. They can basically take away half. They get all the rights and like in Europe when this type of thing happens. They do ah. But turn enough is it ma returnity test where they find out the the child is it's the fathers and the mothers they find out who they belongs to they don't do that here and what was it 40% of children don't even belong to the father 40% 40% wow lot of whores out there.

52:09.98
thelateawakening
Bad I don't know I wish I had the answer. Well thank god for Mar Maury pvich though Maury Povis ah yeah they got rid of him didn't they well so enlisted. But but but that's kind of like what they're doing now too. I mean with all this the ah new genders and stuff they're creating hac like you can't it's not man female and you know man or woman. It's like destroying the culture. Well they know they've made gender not sex. But gender which are 2 different things now air quotes um into a spectrum. So. It's limitless. It's it's whatever you want to create today psychotic you have to know and everybody is psychosis right? and you have to accept it and you have to they want to be cold and so. Asked exactly I mean it's just a reminder of all video in yearss I mean I knew it was around but it's very it wasn't even talked about you mentioned once in a blow v and then Twenty Twenty happened and everything flipped it was 1% of I don't even think it was that. Mostly men who wanted to dress up like women I mean they've been doing it for eons everybody just laughed at it. Those were the days you know why? Why do they have to imply that it's you know this huge number in the population. It's like 1 % of all of us.

53:42.00
thelateawakening
And sign to that. What even that again, why do they focus on that. But yeah, but that's the thing I think they magnify that because they they like what happens around it. The division. The fighting. That's what it is well. They're also pushing in school. Yeah. So they're they're attacking the youth well ah like a youth grow up into into something that they're not how does ah a mother and father know at 2 years old that your daughter want to be a boy and the boy you know, like like for a teach of well like prince they were turn me into one. Yeah, same thing I was always hang I was with my dad all the time with. Fishing we you know? Yeah, we have garden I they are a time. Yeah, my sister was my sister Joyce yeah, she played baseball on a man's team. you know, like she was on the team she was really good she was she used to you know ah hang hang out with the guys. Ah, if if she would it was around today she probably they would have tried to give her a freaking sex change. Yeah, they would have built her and she grew up. She didn't like the vagina she liked the beepy that's for sure the ah.

54:54.46
thelateawakening
Are only the cops. Ah I don't know it's just well it all goes back to you know it's part of their big plan. They want to decimate the population and a good way to do that is turn everybody gay. Ain't nobody making babies anymore and that's another thing that Trump came out with and you want to move back into. Okay I'm I'm not a breeder I admit you know I've never had 1 of my own I have taken care of other peoples I got like there my own. Stop that you know like ah ah, suspect um, buy it to what's gonna make another what's gonna happen I mean really, what what What is the end goal here when nobody's having kids. Ah the end of the human race. That's what they want. Yeah, cause it's also affecting their own children. So it's ah it's it's affecting the the it's affecting hollywood kids. It's affecting political children. It's no, it's no coincidence that this shot that they gave everybody that 800000000 in this. World. What was it more is a billions that got the shot. Oh covid yeah I'm for the shot. My dad got it and he's a lot nicer now the yeah, the well I'm trying to get boosted. That's just because he's old to be at saints before he's gone.

56:22.80
thelateawakening
He just wants to make sure he's got somebody to take care of him that hold this whole with the covid two just what it's destroyed. Well what I was saying is that it was not by accident that it's making people infertile. It's by design. That's why they did it in the first place people were saying it from the beginning. Yeah, and it took a year to come out. And Pfizer actually admitted to it on hitting camera that they were aware. Yeah, it was affecting pregnancies. Yeah oops. There was a lot more in that there was there was ah that's like the bills they try to pass you know with 30 30000 things in the book. You know what? I mean when they pass a bill. It's like oh and it's padded with all kinds of shit nobody reads like so one that's coming out out for Tiktok. Yeah was I good say like it illegal to have a Vpn or is it 20 years of prison for having a vpn what is the vpn I don't even know what that it's ah. It's basically mask your ip address. So for instance like you're in Florida you can mask it to be in New York oh access Japan or swis and that way hackers can't can't steal your shit hackers can't figure out where you're at it's a protection device. But at the same time. They're also planning I putting in there that or it's already in there. They can turn off or censor everything on your phone and on any of your devices and you don't even know it.

57:55.71
thelateawakening
And then the prize they can are lot intelligence. It has from accessing certain websites. That's what well that's that's but it's for that so they can use it on any on and and like the way the way they shadow ban people. Yeah stuff like that huh. So how many people think that they were going crazy. Yeah. You know all of a sudden you you're not getting any likes. You're not getting any shares or you you to have you know you got a million followers and you they're trying to stop the flow of information. Yeah, and the while they lied about it at first now they came right out and had to admit it Twitter and those ah congressional hearings. All those Twitter files. Yeah. What's going on with farsi man. He's doing these videos's happening watching who's found oh fuch ouching. Oh so he's going down you you say that buddy see's he's parading through the streets asking people if they've been boosted. Yeah, he got she that 1 guy that owned them that was a wonderful thing I yeah, he was from my favorite meters. Oh really is that the guy you you up? No yeah, would as now Johnny and I have a going joke because he's every time. Show is he had a neighborhood on Tv you' on a movie or something. No I live there Rick asley used to live dumbmp I don't treat for I don't know he I was told that so I so I think I got Rick rolls I think I got Rick roll. Ah I'm lost now. But.

59:23.93
thelateawakening
Say in fauci I was trying to I was thinking about he's old this this also came out. He said that he was retiring in December and he so on the book supposedly retired. Yeah and he's still being paid by the government penion. Yeah, no, not that like a regular paycheck when you were talking about the the Twitter files before yeah see what they did the tahibi except the I I righthiti taive tahibi this guy. Which is name Matt Tay matt taini this guy is like different ways. Yeah, ah, ah, but anyway he he he right? This guy. He's never voted republican he he's always been liberal. Very, he's just a fucking honest reporter. He's a real journalist one of the few left and days turned on him. They sent the irs to his house. They're trying to destroy him the day that he testified in congress the Irs went to his house left him a note give us a call. Um, man. Yeah yeah, they every every ah everything in our government is weaponized now well to use against um Irs agents arm now they wanted to or they yeah well they did they wanted a high were supposed should be blocking that I think.

01:00:53.61
thelateawakening
You know why they approve it I don't know I heard that they Jim Jordan was blocking that somehow I don't know it's scary. We got to get out of this country man I don't know there's nowhere else to go you gotta find your own island and you know' finding the new p. Did you ever hear about that guy that made his own island out of soda bottles. Oh yeah, you literally made an island floated away on it. That's what I want to wait you was killed would I know did I dream this or did you say something about there was Obama. Bomb. Somebody didn't like or something. Oh yeah, it is. He did a lot of um, no, but this was this was personal personal. He killed some guy's kid why some pakistani guy that he had a beef with he dropped a bomb on the house or something and killed his kid.

01:01:49.40
thelateawakening
Didn't he bombed a wedding too. And yeah, oh yeah, he'd he lots of them. Mr. Nobel prize where and then you got Trump who who should do went to North Korea yeah the only president who didn't in yeah past fifty years who didn't start a war who only tried to make peace. And he's the 1 they've got the dog strung up like a criminal right? I think you went into office. There were 4 wars going and he left with 6 of but it's it's getting crazy man. It's it's really getting crazy and it's getting worse and worse. It's the closer. It gets to election I mean. They're desperate. They're trying to stop this man by all means yeah he is 1 brave motherfucker I don't care what you think of him he has been through it all and he just keeps fighting. He does not give up. I mean that's it oh literally and I know millions of people feel just like being hit. He really is the only thing that gives us any hope of anything ever getting better in this country. Yeah, it's just you know what when I say trust the plans because he knew and his team knew and knows. That the majority of us and I was guilty of it just as bad as anybody else maybe worse I had no clue had no clue what was going on like you were talking about faucie um, ah, Ron Desantis came out criticizing Trump.

01:03:21.16
thelateawakening
Saying well if Trump's not that great because you know during covid he should have fired fauci I would have fired fauci yada yada and it's like no Trump lets these people expose themselves. He puts them on the world stage get up. There talk do your thing and let everybody find out what you're really all about this guy has been for 40 years 45 years or so ah faousci yeah in their position. Oh that the the most highly paid government official. Did you see him crying when they were showing ah the inauguration of Biden oh god you see that? no they ah I guess they were interviewing him during the inauguration and they and and he was sort. You know being interviewed but he was they were watching it on Tv weepy and he was weeping. But they did like a couple of takes he's a real actor too. Smoking mirror is man dumb bullshit man, you know this covid thing caused so many like people turned against each other and my god like I'll give you an instance right? Um, my daughter her mom. And the Grandma grandpa I think the grandpa went went to New York for the week well they came home and the mom got sick Maya's mom and and the grandmother and they're blaming.

01:04:55.33
thelateawakening
Maya's mother because she didn't get the booster. She got the 2 shots but she didn't get the booster. Ah so they were mad at her and said it's your fault that Grandma's sick like okay what I'm trying to what what good is a vaccine for Grandma got the booster grandma be the most the so what? the hell's going on if you're fully vaccinated and still getting sick. What's the excuse. But that's that's how brainwashed they are. It's terrifying I mean you can't make the reasoning the mother was crying because she she. She was feeling so sick and it was the flu. That's all it is. That's what out loud is this a feeling I was explaining to my daughter in the car yesterday actually yesterday like cause she's just turned 18 right? and she's been around. But this covid thing when she was old. She's a little older to really understand what's going on like I would explain I said you know Maya when I was a kid I was sick at times and people get sick at times for a week or more with the flu where you're in bed. You feel like you're gonna die, you can't eat. You can't breathe you cough in you're shittting yourself. You know what? I mean you you you fucking? you just got through it. You had your ginger ael the dry toast. It's like today any sickness is it's covid like right.

01:06:29.45
thelateawakening
And they and everybody thinks they're gonna die and they're gonna die. Yeah what?? How did this happen especially to to even the older people who who live through it. It's like where did their memories. Go Oh it just doesn't make any sense if you're if you're vaccinated fullyll boosted but I'm not I have attention to what you covid. Yes, It's just ridiculous. That's it's like it's the dumbest.. It's so fucking blatantly stupid and they don't get him out and said that after getting the shot they felt sickr than they've ever found Life. Yep and then you have faci and you know it's very rare and people dropping dead from haven't gotten that shot. All over the world and everybody still well if it just saves one life. What blood Clotting. Ah.

01:07:18.90
thelateawakening
Know terrible fear inuced like like your mom I never thought took your mom out to dinner last week. It was the first time she was in a restaurant in 3 years and she's and we had a fighter to go she you know they' going to be wearing mask. How are you gonna be wearing mask. It's like. She's like we could go to my house get do know I'm like no I said you're going out. We sat out and she was so happy like a kid like a child for the first time experience it again. it's crazy you know it's like total fee. How do you live? How could you live your life and this is the bravest woman. And I yeah, met in my life up until the past three years never remember that time where we were just stuck inside for a year yeah and you do anything and you know what she says when we wanted to come I don't I don't want to get I don't want to get anybody sick and I don't want to die and put you through that and I don't yeah I'm like. I don't mean this in a mean way. But I rather you come out and die than me not see you for 3 years I mean yeah I personally that no I know I know what you're saying no I mean personally if it was like they they pinned it out from the beginning they pinned it on old people. Oh well. If you don't get the shot. You're gonna kill your grandmother. Yeah, that was the big guilt trip that everybody was put on. But if it was me not only kill, but not want the world to stop exactly you know and the people have lose their businesses and kids to lose their educations just so I could survive another two or three years

01:08:55.55
thelateawakening
You know is fucking self well that too what your whole life is. You live you? You know you you live your children right? You you you know you you fucking? What's the word you sacrifice. Yeah I don't know I don't get it what kind of fucking life. These old people have. Being locked up and can't see their family the last few years of their lives happen to see their grandchildren through a glass plate glass window I don't understand what the benefit is that is I've never got it the kids the kids got out the worst though you do a fucking kindergarten class through Zoom. Do that through Zoom they were in boxes and waing glass. Oh couldn't even catch it. That was the thing and then they're saying ol it. Their children are their germ vectors. They're gonna kill their grandparents. Well the big is is evil what the the way. Yeah, natural immunity is how you conquer you you you got your cells and your body fighting off bacteria every day. Everything doesn't exist anymore. No I would explain that that to maya you know and what they're doing is they're during a worse pandemic and in history. Is there sanitize in every they wear you. They make you wear a mask. Don't leave the house. It's like you you that you masked meet people people sicker. Yeah, they would have been look at me i' getting lung infection. What infections the mask.

01:10:23.79
thelateawakening
I mean as Joe I saw some of those masks that people were wearing for 2 years. They are washing. They don't get it that makes sense. Yeah, now they're floating around in the ocean I get so mad when I see these so everybody had to wear masks and that was for people who had covid and didn't have covid and all of these. Ah, you know, hazardous material. So just throw them on the street. You know what was the sense of that. So sick person is gonna fill something up with all their germs and just you know I have a theory. We both me joy and talk about it say it. There is a pandemic and then say. Come get tested and you go there and they jab you with a q-tip with weapon you birain with the virus on oh oh got it? Well yeah, that's that's a thing a lot of people were taking the test 1 time now having it and then taking the strip and doing it a second time then have here. And they got caught. Ah but it was it was a huge I I had a massive anxiety with the mask I mean yeah Joanne going to store. And fucking just loses I lie I literally lose my mom I have to go running out I run out area like my I'm standing online and my mask is filling up with fuck of water glass are fogging up.

01:11:49.00
thelateawakening
Yeah I remember yeah I got it fucking increased my anxiety to the point where I've had panic attacks and I have the mask on and I'm fucking breathing heavy and it's fogging up my glasses and then and then I look sick and everybody's looking at me. I I love how people are driving their cars still with masks. Oh ah, they they just proved and if you are sick and you're putting a mask on what are you? you just breathing in the same dumb. Oh shit. Yeah, you're not getting any oxygen I remember the first week this bullshit dropped. And I'll tell you 1 thing I know New York and you saw all the shit that they did with the which I never understood. You can't eat inside the restaurant. So we're gonna just build a room outside where you can sit in a blast level. Yeah, a woman's bars. We don't want you to sit in so we're gonna build do some money outside to sit in and plastic. You know what? I mean it was so insane someday when we're all totally through this you know generations are gonna look back on us like wow what a bunch of fucking morons. But on the flip side Joe the sheep arrow. Yeah, on the flip side the real like floindians and stuff like that down here like remember when I went for that job and underground reptiles for the editor. Okay, this is when it all happened. The guy has a little ranch right.

01:13:21.51
thelateawakening
I go in and I'm have an anxiety attack. It's the call because I'm like I gotta wear a mask in there. Yeah and I walk in there with the mask and the girl sitting there she calls I forget the guy's name. He comes out barefoot no mask and goes you don't have to wear it out in here. Like two days after the band that like and everybody in there was barefoot handle all kinds of shit. There was no pandemic in that play. You know what I mean nobody they weren't living like that. Yeah, but this reminds you what we were talking about the other day and I got 8 no fan. No um, so. Okay, so the globalist plan was you know to decimate the population either. You know with their bio weapon or with their supposed vaccine. Whatever it is that they put in us. Or and I shouldn't say us them. So all that's gonna happen. Is you get the killing off people who got the vaccine on. Oh yeah, supposedly they're they're bio weapons killing off the rest of them and what are they like they wait. They're left with people like us. Yeah, who know what they're up to who know they're bullshit and we're gonna fight them to the fucking death. They totally fucked up see. That's what they do they everything blows up in their faces. They don't think it all the way through see I would've seen that coming.

01:14:51.85
thelateawakening
You know, as soon as somebody started talking about this plan Ed he whatever with the event 2 ah 1 or whatever I would have raised my hand and said you know yeah I don't think this is gonna end well I'll speak of that speaking of that that's starting to rile up the whole qanon thing again called far right? Yeah, that. True and non farright extremists. Don't know how to handle Trump's indictment and that's like the biggest joke is we but about it. We know it was coming. Yeah q said the first arrest will shadowly and we all knew they're gonna arrest Trump but not only that the fact that we. We all, we all laugh about it because we know it ain't gonna stick you know? yeah you gotta mean I mean that's why they're prolonging the charges like I said they just want you to leave people hanging and just knowing that he got indicted. They're just doing whatever they can to try it and. So leave right? Donald Trump's name right before the election they have nothing else that they can do to this guy. They he's got the fucking swarms of people everywhere he goes well by the tens of thousands they don't know what to do? They're doing the last thing that they think that they can pull off and. We all, we all know this a total joke but at the same time Trump's you know fucking boosted through the roof more now than no is you know what? it is nobody likes a bully nobody now you get me wrong, you're thinking I'm thinking a Trump.

01:16:21.39
thelateawakening
I'm talking about the the support grows for him. Yeah, because he's the one being bull bullied. Yeah, you know what? I mean of course it's always a way they're so stupid you know and it's like ah I was watching Eric Trump today it was it was from yesterday but I was catching up and he was on ah one of the shows and he's like I don't get it. Double standard. He says my brother a beautiful kid baron the Fbi went through his went through his sock drawers flipped all his dresses went through all his drawers and hunt the Biden. Nothing the crackhead with the crackhead with the little girls naked in all of his photos I was the 1 thing when they raid it Rudy Giuliani's home. So 1 thing they left was the heart drive and that's the dry take that. But that's the thing they did the same thing with the with the which is good. stone roger stone they they got the Fbi knocking down the doors. You know what? I mean they they they make it like extravagant the takee down because people not like us look at that and go oh my god this guy must be real dangerous I mean you need to. And then of course they always tip off the news guy. The Cnn Cnn guy's always there. He's always there with the camera nobody know was going downs always writes the r before even comes out they yeah shit all the time it's on. It's it which is you know in congress if you leak.

01:17:54.35
thelateawakening
Anything. It's what's it's a fucking crime. Yeah, nobody is my balls a know probably they you sorry oh my golly horrible. He does it all the time. Sorry that there was a snail on my you know you could have told me dude you know you just stared. I was going. You know the funny thing is is I touch it was hanging out and touch about something I didn't need it but I need to tell me dude. So now you know why we're not doing video. Okay, yeah, do you I can't well in the ways. You really got to start I'll tell you you know funny want a funny story. Oh boy when I'm home and stuff I don't know why. But like if I'm walking to the bathroom and then and I know Joanne's like in the other room so or whatever but I got into the habit like ah. Um'm about 5 steps from the bathroom door I already have my pe out I don't know why I start taking an hour I don't know why I don't wait till I get in the bathroom I just thought just by holdingen it and I walking to the bathroom if you go to a public yard. Let just pull your pants all the way down. Oh wait. That's what I'm gonna get at is what I gonna get before he goes in the door right. Wait so I this was a while back I used to do it all time and I agree we went to the olive garden and I got up to go use the bathroom and I realized it in the la isn't the but I I've already got my pee to sal. But I thank god nobody saw.

01:19:30.96
thelateawakening
But it probably didn't scar away what's going away the eye scurried anyway. Well that was a real fun show. What else you want to talk about so you just entered the mail bathroom. You didn't dig out. Well thank god was a male bathroom. Because most of the time it's the woman's bathroom if there is such a thing anymore when you want out, it's yeah I would go to go to Washington d c put some lipstick on you. There isnt no male or female bathroom. It's just wow. I am never going anywhere ever again twice and one night I went to the ladies' room in Anthony's coal file pizza twice I got up I even tell because I eat my signs confusing I didn't look I don't remember I don't remember but he doesn't read if. Before the pizza comes and I get my wing I get up about 5 times to wash my hands I can't have greasy hands so I go to the bathroom I wash my hands I leave little later on I go I go into bathroom I should have realized there was no urinals right? But I go now washing my hands. And all of a sudden the stall opens and as fuck a woman walks out just she dead silence and froze and just stared at me because I had my penis out. Yeah, like yeah, ah and she did and we both froze and we're just staring at each other and I said is this the ladies room.

01:20:58.17
thelateawakening
She goes I hope so she but because she thought she was in the myth we both fucking freaked each other out. Oh my god then I break no look kid that I'm just joking oh time I'm just kidding oh man, you know we're not love love to joke like that. Well or Johnny. You know what. I don't give a fuck because it ain't true and you should be able to joke about anything you want like yeah I just wanted to get into that because and you remember how like in the 2010 S Comedy was getting really bad. Nothing was awful. I loved it. You could be against pedophilia but laughing a joke you just it's just what it probably eases the pain I don't know I don't know it depends on the joke did did. It's got to be a good joke. It's got to be a good joke is a real come up into that. Yeah, like a real pedophile can't get away with it. No. But like know the guy at Mini Mart can't tell that joke but but really I mean we had no idea we at the pinnacle of comedy you know at that point and now what it probably probably ended about four years ago I would say was still. We're still on the edge. We still get away with a lot I think the last funny thing that I saw on actual Tv was was it Ricky Garia when he did one to race. Yeah, yeah, when he did what was it. He did the golden globes tap was hiss. There. Yeah, nobody's seen him since.

01:22:34.82
thelateawakening
No, that's not true. What yeah you know he was great. He's one of the few cras. He's uncanceable and that's you that uncanceable is just about your own personal family guy sal park they get away with it just because they like they got grand in' fun anymore. What's that fun. Family guy and whatever else I know not't really watch any that stuff I know it's good. But I just can't take the it's noises though. South Park is so funny at least I think it is I can't watch cartoons. That's 1 thing that you know our generation. Once you were twelve years old you didn't want fucking watch cartoons anymore. You don't want nothing to do with cartoons I'm an adult now I'm not gonna watch its bullshit and now it's like now grow mannna watch him like my little poem I forget what media it it was but he started smoking real early cigarettes. Yeah, and he was like 13 or something and he was talking about playing with his wrestling action figures and that he would go outside and smoke a cigarette and think about which wrestlers would be be next up in his little toy match my stuff. Well we. I qui playing with the barbie dows right around the same time I started smoking and drinking I I love my first would yeah, didn't laugh I my first cigarette was I was about 9 Really it says steel my my son was out smoking with his friends when he was four I don't know why? what? Yeah not.

01:24:05.66
thelateawakening
Know when he was with his biological mother. Yeah, she couldn't lose me when when we would get him on the weekends. He's like yeah see with my friends I what? yeah like I was into models. Yeah like building models sniffing glue. Well no. No I snis group I know no not not not model going on lead pain. Not but not on not on purpose. But um, what were you saying. Oh the models I used to build models. But then I used to like set them on fire. Yeah wow like I I guess it's somebody really should have gotten you I guess it's it's like ah I guess it's like the creativity the film kind of like I would like. Put a car model together and then get my sister's like nail polish. Whatever an arsonist. Yeah then't burn it or plane and then do would pretend you were working with a mob. What do you Well then you don't or in p club or and beautiful and you know the funny thing was when when I was like 25 I used to. Do insurance jobs and burn causes. Oh Johnny don't tell people these things you can. You can't say that no what about 7 years so oh yeah's good. It's talking about sniffing glue. We used to go climbing and unable. We all use to climb buildings and you know you say on Tv jump from.

01:25:35.51
thelateawakening
House that you know roof to roof and stuff like that. Well next door to my house was big warehouses a furniture warehouse and we were on top of one of the roofs one day and we kind of like went into this little shack on and they had big barrels of glue and we used to huff the glue and then like falls. My friend fell through a sky scrap with the sky skylight skylight blue is big back then I yeah, the same little school yard I used to smoke my winstends one day I was playing and you know how to have like the great. Like the water right? Well I don't know like they would have like a a basement but then they have like the steel grades. Ah you know, like somewhere. Yeah you can look down I was playing over there one day and I heard and I looked down and it was just this guy Martin Martin

01:26:30.41
thelateawakening
Terrifying he was fucking crazy and he said hey run up the block and get me some glue and I used to I had to run up and get the modeling glue and I would say I didn't know what he was doing I was young I didn't know but I would just and I would throw the glue down there and then and you know then I you know I realized that they used to put it in bags and huffing it was big back then yeahmons write some um s saying a song about it now I want to sniff some glue wow good stuff Joseph Glue now ah anyway all right? Well shit. How long I being we've been going oh my god an hour twenty seven. Holy shit. Yep oh done ginger wants my attention. So I to go now. Well let's go. It's time. Okay is it time to go Allen yeah I I think it's time to go. What do you want to do all right? Well. Tryley blue thing. Okay, ah now I want to sni build some models ready to go. Thank you by bye audio what's listening by sbi guy. That's that's her whole of the audience I know I love it. They're in days like we like bullet enjoy our tax dollars boys.