#MeEww Movement | Episode 22 | The Late Awakening Comedy Podcast

This week we cover all the topics you need to laugh about, including:

• Super Mario Bros Movie
• Dylan Mulvaney Bud Light
• Trump Indictment = Retribution Time
• Fed Now, Fascism Later
• Turkey Seducing with Theo Von
• The Great Marshmallow Shortage of 2023
• GMO Tiger Meat now on the menu
• California Restaurants: I’ll Take the #3 with a Side of Chemo
• Another disgusting story from Johnny’s misspent youth, a.k.a. the start of the #MeEww Movement

Transcript

00:00.00
thelateawakening
Good morning. Good morning. It's Sunday the lord's day welcome to the late awakening hurry up Johnny wants to do a sermon this morning. He was lost but now he's still lost. Who do we have here. We still can really say your name right? You say it all the time I leap it out though. Do you really? Yeah, okay, you makes part noises spot noises. Oh yeah, you ever listen to our own podcast I don't have you ever like on it I don't do door to listen to. Wow you know what that I don't I don't even you know the sad part is I have to edit it. Yeah I don't like listening to it. No really I just don't like gear him the way I sound I hate how theen I sound I think especially because of the sinus thing I got going on. Yeah. You know you hear you could hear the this the snot in my nose. Oh you hear that? Yeah, just when it's attractive good have a lot of attractive features on this one right I want talk because the ah last time if. I didn't ask you if you was staring at my testicle that was hanging out you probably would have never said anything. It wasn't hanging out. It was very interesting I was just kidding just it wasn't no you thought I was serious this whole time here. You go? Oh yeah, my god.

01:38.87
thelateawakening
Ah, yeah I don't wear on the way. Ah, please start? What do what do use like duc tape or what no I let him just bangle what happens when you go to the bathroom if you have to go number 2 Do you like have we don't need dog.

01:53.96
thelateawakening
It's like ah my it's like my pen is Bundy Jumps now I like it the drop falls in hits the ward it bounces back up saying we're gonna have to put all these explicit Matt safe now this stuff stupid the thing I don't. I mean kids teabag all the time. It's sunny thing there where is this cover watching all the video games that's like you kill someone and then you teabag em what? that's been going on since I was a kid but what do you fuck that explains a lot. We were talking about you talk. This morning about the mario brothers and stuff that he wants to go see the mario brother with my kid with my daughter just so you know so people don't stare I mean I grew up on and too up on it I grew up so I and then he tried to act like well you are grew up on it like he's younger than me but meanwhile dude. Whis out the dony car. Ah right? I playing pong pun yeah Paul right? Yeah what's the other one we had a jaguar but when I was growing up too book with a car. No, that the the console it was like in the original box. It was like it was like the alternative to ja ah to Atari back then I thought sega was the alternative that was a that was super any as I believe I um was massively racist.

03:25.11
thelateawakening
Ah, honestly, the real donkey kong like why why he had the 2 italians trying to ah rescue the princess from the monkey because he was ah he was it. He wasn't a monkey. He was a gorilla. Yeah oh no, we're not going there i' got won I I said cared what was. What but we just couldn't afford the video but no, you were playing this rap song yesterday in the car. Oh. It's great. He's talking gorillas in the mist. What was what was that one whoa that was fucking. Was that because I listen this that can't believe what they don't like any old school rap. You know what? I mean there's a couple I think that was that was I think that was it was either fifty cent or it was is it mad ism no I think it was pimp. No. Um, oh yeah, b I m feet. I don't get what jet though that about me that sounds more like ra fuck up be a well I got a yeah little doma give background. Oh okay, oh that sound pretty racist to me. But what with black people rapping. So then it's not black people can't be racist vi yeah. All right? So what are we doing what What's what else are you gonna talk about so the mario brothers the movie is being boycotted. Why oh it's not being boycotted. There's there's one of so illumin illumination which is a ah video company and.

04:55.68
thelateawakening
Ah, like I was saying she's saying there noing. So no great I think they're great like I've seen all the minions and all the illumination They have all their words does it grew What is it called despicable me I've seen all I've never seen isney.

05:12.68
thelateawakening
Know I always thought so too. But I've seen all them with my daughter and they've all been very safe, nothing ah nothing obscure. It was the little bit of the doll humor. Yeah, you love them being I love minions I've never seen anything bad in him and so they did the mario brothers they all because it's subliminal. <unk>s there's nothing like I haven't seen anything like you watch disney movies today and it's it's straight up hey kiss the guy you know what I mean and it's another guy only dubbed it from kiss a girl to kiss a guy. No, it's it they did was that movie strange world and it was all a concept on like just a gay romance oh read world. Yeah, it was a movie that bombed it bombed hard. Are you talking about right? You're talking about. No ah, what's that guy's act was it a you be with all cartoon around him now. No no base jim.

06:01.29
thelateawakening
Oh that was that was that was for the best piece. No nom total roger rabbit Roger Roberts way before though. But um, what is he saying is so yeah, they they made the mario brother movie and apparently the woke crowd is very upset that there's no agenda inside the movie. It's just. Mario Brothers movie and if you look at Ron Tomaio you'll see that there's the reviews are like the critic reviews are 50 6%. Don't watch this movie. It's terrible. That's why and then the audience reviews is 90 set 98% 97% positive go watch movie. It's great. Yeah, it's for the f and that golden ones I need to be put in a gulag those fuckers. Yeah, what is not us the the audience review never go by that. What do you mean? I know it's the opposite. It's a critic reviews. You don't want to watch and the audience reviews are phenomenal. No know you go by the critics bro. You don't go by I mean that's like that's like you asking me just as before you want to go see mario brothers no I don't ignore the fucking 96% I was ah glad said that tear that now I know but I'm just making it. That's an example this is getting I mean look at ah the movies that are popular look at all the shit that's on Netflix and a popular they popular because most people I my friends tell me my sister told me you got to watch bad sisters or you gotta what like they give me like they can be like ah.

07:35.49
thelateawakening
Recommendations recommendations and we try to know they only I like I blab I on Facebook my sister but I mean look at the little mermaid I give good. Recommend just a new little mermaid that she she was a redhead now she's black. You know, whatever. That's why but now they're starting to change songs like ah. Was it kiss the girls like a romantic part like they were trying to make the guy kiss the girl that she so why her me they're gonna drown. No no well, they're changing the whole song. They're changing the whole song because you're racist 11 at that show. Ah, they're changing the song because you know it's. It's too aggressive men should do well it. It kind of is what it that say kiss the girl just kiss her. She don't you know how's it ever gonna happen I am so sick of this me too thing like and I just wonke in my you know you're sounding a lot this side in my day. Guys made passes at girls if girls didn't like the guy you just you know, look at the old you way every old movie like in the 50 s and stuff. There's a guy aggressively trying to kiss a woman she says no and then he slaps her. Ah I'm not going that far say it. She's pushes it off and pushes it more and then he slaps her or hits in a face with a grapefruit and then she struggles and struggles and struggles to get away from him and all sudden they kiss and her late goes up ah like.

09:02.97
thelateawakening
It was. It was the timeless art of seduction Johnny and cheese. No but I'm just saying like even ah, sleep and beauty they cut that out because she gave no consent for this guy to kiss her this prince and you're right her life she's right she should have stayed in the coma exactly. But but you're right piece of shit I'm not agreeing with it I'm telling you this is what's fucking crazy to what's going on but this is all a diversion everything all it is shit. There's this What's her name the bud light dude villain Laney always's take it over. Nike bud light oh Jack Daniels but if Jack Daniels I think was ah was more drag queens I just can't even believe but it's funny ill everyone way caught it now you all musicians bars what they're really trying to say is you need a lot a lot of fucking alcohol to find that thing a drag. What I yeah I don't think there's enough. What did the making is the fuck run from her. What's why did? how do they celebrate his 1 year who's won you? Oh was it was his three hundred and sixty fifth well first of all, she's a thinking. He's a woman. He's a fraud he is a fraud you had to formalize the bulge kid. No. My god is that is Daniel that story last summer he was like he. It's the most cringiest video you'll ever watch. But but he's just now he's there with a bulge on Youtube and everything is It's okay, if he does it and he's just like no nice. The belge new have nice.

10:36.28
thelateawakening
It's but and it's 10 it's like it's very creepy. It's not q or or anything. It's very weird. Oh I saw he was at prices right and he was just dancing and around he. Yeah he. But yeah when he was still when he was when he was still dressing as a man. Oh he was a. But you see they said he he with a tik toker and he was trying out and as soon as he's did a lot of things to try to you know, build his Tiktok and when he hit on the transit he like that's what fucking shot him up into fucking fame. And then he just kept going in that route like he probably never even wanted to get the transition I mean of a the agenda is apparent if you look at this new Tv show that just came out and and and Dutch ah and not Dutch what that's a language Holland is it Holland well it's ah it's a dutch. It's a Dutch Tv show and they're taking ten year olds twelve year olds and making them sit right on the stage and then on the other side of the stage they're allowing adults adults to come in there and disrobe and the children will judge their bodies and episode number one were fully transitioned. People into the opposite sex. So you've had men that loft off their stuff and women that chopped off their chest and onstage. Yeah, and and the kids yeah not ah already after their transitions are the kids able to be honest and say that's disgusting. You know I don't understand Dutch.

12:11.76
thelateawakening
But ah, you know you could see that the kid they like is there 1 kid like like modeled after like Simon from no they normal looking kids they haven't done anything yet. They're all 1 old dress kids see this and they're showing them naked adults that have been mutilated as they're normalizedizing and it's a kid. Show wait a minute. maybe maybe this is a good thing. It will backfire on them and all the kids who can say that is fucking gross I would never do that myself. No because when they were aware. They don't have any content when you're that age tend to having these surgeries and they have no idea what they're gonna end up like. But and there even though that guy that kid jazz that the yeah one that transitioned and started all this shit. He's not happy. He's very upset. He's a hates his mother now and and there are all kinds of weird are coming out at that age though aren't you developing your sexuality and. You're you'rere what you're turned on by and stuff like aren't you starting to develop those things so by seeing that isn't that that age even no, no, it's more like teenagers that start with that the and the 12 is a teenager no to teenagers are like 14 and up. My biggest issue is. At least you know could they be attractive at least if you're gonna do this because at least like years and years ago you couldn't tell them a apart. You know what? I mean like you go you, you couldn't tell who transitioned you're like you know you know you you spent the bat you're in the back seat.

13:44.37
thelateawakening
What some girl you fit whoa know Johnny St you know for like 5 hours of hot you know hot steamy sex you know and then you come out of a car and your friends are like yo. That's a. Du yeah, normalize the vol number. But what I'm saying is you didn't know at least so it's not gay. You know what I mean did you know, ah speak him hy but you know what I mean but at least make him attractive. You know what? I mean that. You see all these drag shows going on and that's in the but the students and the libraries they all got beards I mean yeah, you know what? I mean? Yeah, yeah, and it's it's like it's like let's like say blair white right now you know what blair white is no, he's pretty. You look her I'm up. Okay I mean at least he she looks like a girl you know what? I mean it's like I'm not gay but I I would blow up. That's a guy him her. Ah wow see he like boy there was one that I saw ah just came out ah know there was one that I saw on the hodge twins the other day and I'm telling you if this person doesn't want to tell anyone that he was actually a guy. But if you didn't know and you looked at this person you would think.

15:09.49
thelateawakening
That he was a female supermodel like holy cow it was insane how well they did the transition scary. How do you buy it? How? yeah um and it was just scar it was it was. It's scary though because if this person. Doesn't tell you right? You start me meeting and you you think it's any oh we have and the ocean and the napkins. Oh. She's fully transitioned. But if they don't tell you and then you, you're looking to have kids or something for instance in your future then you find out that after you're married. But by the way I don't have ovaries I just have you know my deck shoved in you should be able. You should have to tell but this person doesn't want to tell anyway, he that this person I think it was a canadian model model. Um, but ah and they they don't even tell their own fan base and they have millions of fans. That think that this is a real woman I think there's been going on a long time. Oh yeah, people say Sandra Bullocks one oh don't say that please don't say that that's you can't say that got Adam's Apple I think it's okay.

16:17.85
thelateawakening
Um, I mean I think there are cases of women that might have a small little coulter fuck I can't believe a she about, um, the shalll bar come on like. That's I mean dude I mean my bunch Sandra Bullock I mean a no man like ah least do I jump man's name by accident twice. I like I like the african president back then before I think he was killed at this point. But ah when he came out and says if you can't tell that Obama's gay you're blind well then what? but there is there was stories on the internet I have a seen but there was um, there was a big story about how. Oh Obama when he was younger he was doing all kinds of drugs and he was you know gay. But it's okay because he was black people that went to high school with him in Hawaii were telling stories about it and everybody he knew and now that dad knew. No well did they did they kill themselves by tying themselves to the tree and shooting themselves. Ah but back like to the trance thing is I and I do ah my theory excuse me.

17:38.32
thelateawakening
All these companies that that ah that have given like ah supporting and given these given like say sponsorship sponsorship I don't believe they're really I don't believe they're really supportive of it but they're supportive of what. What goes on around it. The the fighting the you know all the confusion and the people going up against each other and I think that creates the version ceos of all of these fucking companies all get together every year. And play it out what they're gonna do with all the evil heads of government and the fucking George soroses and all these monsters and the quall schwabs. They're all car of the same oh because I know people on the same they know't people react ah people react emotionally over things. It's like ah. They got they brainwashed everybody into hating Trump over stuff he said and and and not even look at all the good things that he did and was doing for the country speaking of whom it was a big big week for him. We haven't talked about that yet. Oh he hold a new ah and the old hidden it. Indicted and all that stuff the last episode we did was before he got indicted and I was watching it live when he went in the courthouse and everything it was fucking surreal and he had that look on his face like they let him take 1 photo inside the courtroom.

19:07.60
thelateawakening
Yeah, and he had that exact same look on his face is that day and that night at the white house press conference. Well he's just sitting in there when he was sitting there and Obama was ragging on him and everybody was laugh. Everyone is left that look you watch motherfuckers what I'm gonna do to you and that. It's all coming back around. But I mean ever since then he's made over ten million dollars just in less than and like 21% of them were new donors. You know? So yeah people who probably were kind of leaned to let's say maybe a mitt romney or. The santes and people don't like seeing people get bullied. Yeah and they don't realize that they just make him stronger. You know when they do this? Oh yeah, it's same you know I mean you could stack like we talked about. You know from Bush senior on down to Biden you could probably stack about 80 offenses. That should you know from between them all of um crimegainst humanity. Yes I mean regular crimes with these monsters. Well even like lying a common and mail with people you know. This this other thing too about lying to congress what a sham that is oh yeah, now that fau g eye you know nothing ever happens to oh no congress. Ah, basically and then I was saying to you the other night we watch it. It's just to placate us like yeah they they get yelled at.

20:39.78
thelateawakening
And they just get yelled at like she's supposed to take some of the edge off end. So Oh my God they're in trouble now. Nothing ever comes of it. You know? Yeah fucking bullshit is he that to me that don't look that good that looks weird that the one you're talking about. Yeah. But doesn't look like a guy does it. He does that look like a get man you yes Um, but has a fucking waist like that. That's ah well,, That's the date. It's it when it's mid they exaggerate they exaggerate the features they exaggerate Their. Ah. Mannerisms that like like no girl is that girly right? You know what? I mean it's insultingly yeah, send me that picture. Yeah, a poster over again. Yeah I'm gonna make bed sheets. Ah, somebody release the 3 people that listen to this podcast. They're gonna want to know what we were looking at that all sick those those just like us. Um I don't know but it's just. Chaotic. It's just chaotic I don't know you know and while we're all fighting over but light and you know the dollar's about to Crash. You know what? I mean? Well this is the thing every time something like Covid Yes, comes up in a news cycle is to ah, distract us from.

22:15.35
thelateawakening
The real huge issues that are going down in the world and like last week past couple of weeks five or 6 different banks have coll collapsed. Nobody's talking about that. It might be all down the ukrainian one? Yeah ah what happens to us when all of our banks just crash and take all our money. What? what What's going to. What is our life going to be like I mean everybody's complaining about oh we're Goingnna have digital currency and there we already do have digital currency cards. Yeah nobody I don't know anybody who ever has any cash on them anymore or has for the past five years I'm one of them. Yeah I got a little bit but. You know it like that's not really the biggest part of the issue. The issue is the control that they plan to implement over us with it. They're going to force us to spend all of our money within a certain time frames that nobody can amass any kind of wealth or. And yeah and you can't even grab all your cash out of the man right? because they I mean it comes out. It's gonna mean nothing right? Yeah, okay, but that's that's what's gonna happen people are going to run in and take all their money out. That's when the banks fail and then. They're going to make cash useless so they got all their cash out. But now they're totally broke because they don't have bank accounts and they don't have cash because it's you know you're going to be like Venezuela was bills dollar bills in the street would be a a bread loaf is what like $5000 at one point. Yeah, a little from bread. Yeah.

23:51.60
thelateawakening
It was wild there like was that six years ago and it's still going on I know I know but when it was at its peak. Nothing chase is probably just worse but and it's scary I'm starting to grow stuff. That's my new thing I'm I'm just everybody needs to have their own. Ah, little garden or something they think you can't live off that though you know it's kind of delusional even on my own behalf because I'm thinking oh I'll grow fruit trees and I'll you know have a garden whatever but you know it takes five months to grow banana. I'm gonna die. Um I don't know. Gotta get some chickens. Maybe gotta get some chicken maybe shove a cow back there. Well they I got room on the side we could do that we should get a ranch well, that's so what I want we should. We really should. Well I'll tell you what that duck is pretty plump out there and speaking a wage with that I don't know why I I was just like on Youtube yesterday and. Ah, came across like this channel they hunt wild turkeys because I guess yeah, the on but theo vo ah he's in my algorithm. So I saw him on the show that they got a de ham. They got some football play and somebody that. Ah.

25:23.20
thelateawakening
Take road for one of these the daily wire I think it was and then they take them out turkey hunting. It's like the most pathetic thing that they get dressed in camouflage right? Of course right? they get up. They go into the they go into the fields and they all you go how to whisper. Everybody's got to whisper. And it's like sounds like a boring fell. It's boring but I just don't bo like I mean really, you really got to fuck take shoot a turkey you got to go through a wall that is shit I mean you don't have to do that up north you just drive down the road. You see a gaggle of them. You just you just all your oh not even oh. Fucking run up and ground by his neck is throwing a troop guyss a fucking whistle. They got come that they got they got turkey feathers all I like give me a fucking do those feathers are no know I had to shut it through I not trying to get I had to shut it though because they should ah. But I dress up like a turkey that's true is true and you'd see golly god trying to attract them oh my god but I had to shut it because they they were like in the field and they saw some kind of the bushes and he comes out to turkey and he's staring at them ah like and just like look good. You know and. And I shut it just before no I can't look what I did yesterday I fucking jumped out of the car. Ah we were sorry yeah was sad. Oh yeah going I was driving. Um, we driving. Joe's mom no we were going. We were going to your son's house.

26:59.61
thelateawakening
We won't say where that is okay the cartel and they got a new horse. They got a new horse. We'll see that's I said horse I said I told them in the text I'm going to the new house. But I said horse. Yeah, but anyway we so we were we were at Herman's house and I needed directions to. So where we were going and I I know to root pretty much but I put it in anyway and instead of taking like the major avenues or whatever I was we were driving and all of a sudden that whoever had bitches on Google Maps was like why did you take this alternative route. So. I do I take I make a right and I go down like this neighborhood and what's in the middle of the street a giant dead iguana with another one alive standing next to him like what is like who said it was sad my fucking life. They knew each other you know what I mean like life breaking. Like it like he was standing there and he was gone Fred Fred come on get up fred you know what? I mean I feel so I stopped the car I jump out I didn't want the other one to get hit. So ah I jump out the one runs away and then I would a napkin I didn't touch him but i. But I grabbed them by his tail put him on the grass you know and fion gray came through and dresses in a goana who what is his name on what feel. Yeah, oh that's freaking vi all this floory. Yeah, um, anyway I'll edit that. Not you.

28:35.97
thelateawakening
The dion story deal. Wow but well you know this is the thing though and I don't understand how you guys don't get it yet. Clearly you, you're all fucking emotional about this dead I guana you get all emotional about killing the turkeys so you'll sit in new, you'll devour a turkey leg like. No I don't like not I don't really like well whatever you get my point you don't like youe you eat all kinds of meat. Yeah, you know it is true think I wrestle with it I wrestle with it. You know, but I I know I know I just I guess I'm a pussy I I can't I can't see. How do you feel if you had to kill it yourself. You wouldn't eat me. No no I mean I don't know I think those are essential things though. Not to do it for sport but to hunt and know how to survive we wait living in those times but do that's like ums. Yeah, for now yeah for now I guess if it comes down. Do it wait I would oh we talking grow were really that hungry. We were talking about yesterday. The port in California which is one of the largest ones in the Us. Maybe even the largest they don't even have the workers to move or anything anymore and it's gotten to the point where they can't even take any more of those crates in it's stacked to the max. it's a lie it's not a worker shortage it's the its plan oh right well it's kind but this we're still being shorted though. So now when you go to go out to get eggs. It's $12 when you go to get mayonnaise. It's $11.

30:02.93
thelateawakening
When you go out to buy whatever you're looking for It's either doubled or tripled in price or not even available I remember when I was up north in new england I couldn't even find marshmallows anywhere and I was just trying to do smores with my kid couldn't do it couldn't find marshmallows they weren't available in any of the supermarkets. Wow. The marshmallow marshmallows marshmallow sort even talking about it I haven't had a marshmallow since 1970 whatever it's nice when you're out camping or outside. Oh yeah, are you some smores but turkey hunted Tur Hunt I turkey hunt there those feathers are crazy well listen I think it's a little dip. Well I guess I don't know really but I would we eat all the stuff we you notice we eat all the stuff that are easy to kill like oh you know I mean like nobody's eating goga. You know, nobody's eating fucking cheetah. But a lion you know on that topic though, you know what they're doing. Don't get a cow. No. They're taking elephants I think zebras and tigers and they're they're genetically modifying them in some sort of lab somewhere and that's going to be on the menu sooner or later that you can go out and buy this tiger meat. But it's literally made in the lab. First of all who would want to eat tiger second of all a people shit made in a lab 2 things I mean people eat stuff made in labs all the time. Why.

31:32.35
thelateawakening
Go to Mcdonald's oh you know how much how much meat's produced in the Us compared to how much meat is consumed in the us. It doesn't add out even real meat exactly so just stop eating meat altogether I haven't had meat in 15 years can we do it after the all these order I mean if you have a can of Campbell soup. What does it say on the back of it genetically modified ingredients. Oh man I was so mad the other day I got some peanut butter bars from all these and had like so didn't even say genetically modify is like contains some bio weapon material. Bio altared or something like um bill gates favorite I these are are you got you have you guys are rinda call. No, there's a law California California um, there's a law there that when you walk into a restaurant if they have any cancerous materials in their food or any products really? but I look at restaurants more that way. That they have to put at the front door that their food contains it and you can literally walk to any restaurant there and they all have that same signup our our ingredient its it going there and they hat. But that's one of their laws then that they have to post it what kind of food all foods all foods. All foods have genetically modified ingredients at this point so you go into chipole or even the soup kitchen on the side. They all had the same sign. It's all genetically modified so people will see the side like that. that's you that's here

33:06.34
thelateawakening
You could get cancer and they if you keep consuming it I mean there's a lot of foods that I take a number three? yeah and they're packed still with the big idea front. Well we don't think about tomorrow. That's the thing we know it's one. No I don't know Joe. I don't yeah I mean it's just like smoking. We all know it's bad for us. You know we all know that it's cancerous. But we continue to smoke right? Yeah well I don't smoke well. There's we all have death wish so the things that we know are bad for know more attractive because. Secretly I don't I I don't know what's gonna kill me I don't know you still I don't me either and that's what I'm saying I mean I've done so much like cocaine in my life and all shit that. Who knows what was in it. How is a fucking chapalti burrito gonna hurt me you know I mean I think doesn't it build like an immune system like I literally copa doesn not build your immune destroy I think it now but you know what? listen. Like I'll give an example. That's why you can't breathe right now. No, that's not you no, that's not what it's for covid I didn't get but it's kind of like our I remember back in 2003 when Hurricane Wilma hit and it was like.

34:38.77
thelateawakening
They the supermarkets were open and stuff but they were. It was very limited on stuff they had and people were just fucking in a rush just to get anything to eat because the pow was out for like and other of places were like two weeks and I remember getting in we I just grabbed like the. Chicken that was made the rotisserie chicken that was made in the back in the deli and brought it home. Everybody was over my house neighbors and stuff we all ate it and we didn't realize it because we were living in the dock. It was dark that the chicken was under cook. And everybody got sick but me, you know you know so he thinks that's on the cover of all the drugs that he's done that he's all the mess I put in my body and like in other words, you probably get cat something before me because or you Joanne. The I'm the least one out of all 3 of us I I I remember my I sorted love my carpet remember don't love my co no yeah by accident but have my own hunter bit. yeah I was yeah I say really hunter what happened was. When you're doing shit and you have a lot of um amount like of a large quantity or something and you get kind of clumsy and you drop some on the floor. You don't care because you got so much on the table right? yeah.

36:09.50
thelateawakening
But when all that stuff's gone off the table. You remember what you dropped that I was on my hands and feet in the rug in the shag rug and I'm picking out little white rocks and here's how fucked up it is when I put it on the table. I go this could be something else but you don't want to taste it like just taste it you but you've put it in your brain put it in your brain. Yeah, and ah that wasn't coke I'm just impressed that you were. Doing drugs in place where somebody ask me what loves their carpet. You know you speaking to that. Love my carpet. The reason why we were using that love my cop was because my sister just got a brand new is move a color ma mav. It's like a shrimp color. He has red Purplepl I gotta tell you this story this might get us put off. Yeah, end's a true story. Okay, okay, Johnny stories bit of bad. So my sister, my sister got a brand new carpet in a room right? We there was no furniture in it yet right? It was just put in. She wasn't home I figure she used to go back and forth to her. Boyfriend's house and I was out hanging out and I met this Joe don't ah, you know this is all little way before you so I met this girlll she was like a I don't know what she had like a she had like a crew cut just a clunka here in front.

37:38.92
thelateawakening
Okay, this was back like in the early 90 s I don't know is that punk emo pump think it was she she was like golden black boots the they like combat boots then honey her name was Chanel and I met her and we hung out we were partying and shit. so ah well there was actually a dresser in the room I remember right but so I we go back to my my house and we we go in the we go in my sister's room. It was a small place and we were in the dark fooling around and. Kissing her and stuff like that and then I finally like ah saw this talking funny this isn't that story. Yeah, no, nobody wants to hear that it's a funny story. Ah so so I go down. You know downstairs go down on her right? and I'm down there and I'm doing my thing right? and all of a sudden I feel like a trickle a trickle like gubs like my nose was bleeding. So I like oh oh no I jump up and I go into bathroom and I see blood on my face. Oh my oh my god my nosedes a bleeded from old to coke right? I wipe my face I'm like my nose is a bleeding I go back in the room I turn on the light and she's on the floor she is sorry and she's.

39:07.47
thelateawakening
There's a fucking there's blood everywhere. She was on a period ah disgusting. Yeah and I'm like oh my god you know so I freak out I freaked out more over the car up as you gotta go you gotta go. You know I mean so not a me too is a meat e so I onlyt remember I just freaked out and we left and we left and stuff and and the and the next day I tried to clean to I remember trying to clean something that was like a clump a hair clu and it scurried into the closet. Ah I got to get out it so anyway, but the next day I come back and you know you all what the fuck your so I come back and my father goes.

39:54.54
thelateawakening
The fuck happened in that room right? and I I didn't I was a I didn't know what to say he goes. What did you fucking kill somebody. Yeah like this. Yeah I was because I did I was in um. Is it too embarrassed to say yeah know I girl of period he so he was like would you kill somebody? Um, like yeah I swear to god.

40:26.79
thelateawakening
Ah, you being mad at me but he was kind of funny saying like he didn't want to know really do I so I yeah so and I remember because now you know and I remember having to be on my hands and knees and I'm like. Clean it up and all of a sudden I throw up on it. Ah, it was sickening. That's the show why it ever happened to you? No yeah thought I thought I like I thought like I hit my I but my nose on ah like the roof of vagina. Unk yeah, sounds crazy shit happen. You know that was that the story you were referring. Yeah I told that ah like 6 times I don't know and every time I say police don't do and.

41:25.77
thelateawakening
Ah, oh never swore again either? Yeah, probably mortified's probably disgusted at me mean how do that I was yeah I thought I was a alone in her. She was avoided me as the fuck I.

41:42.55
thelateawakening
I don't know you love this I don't need I know I don't mess. Well ah what Yeah so e ever. What's that all about oh my god. We'll be right back folks. It's nothing oh as I ran out of free disc space I don't what they're talking about it pays people every month. Be all right? So what else you got Alex? What else is new. Ah.

42:21.53
thelateawakening
I don't know I'm kind of I don't know. There's not much else scope France is on fire. Yeah I love that I do don't well they're going after Blackrock they're going after the government first place. Yeah, same thing but I owns everything people keep like I get it I get it I get it I get it. But you don't want that here. That's good to that I mean you do in a sense where you want to take back control because we are the people. It's a people's government used to be but I mean. That kind of environment out here is gonna be detrimental people are gonna die left and right people are gonna star. There's gonna be food shortages. There's gonna be item shortages. We're gonna have all that anyway we're gonna have it anyway, we're gonna have it worse if we don't do something about it I mean. This is what they have planned for us. That's why they have to do what they're doing over there. Yeah, for some reason they seem to know it while we're still so fucking dumbed down by country always gendered people on beer cans. It's like a part of their culture is the revolt. Well yeah, they lop off heads over there and all did you see that they I forget which king they were talking about but they literally had a son that said we we beheaded this king and you're next I like who and Louis the fifteenth or 16 yeah, something like that. Yeah well.

43:43.27
thelateawakening
That's what fast deal day is that's sort of their celebration of when they rounded up all and the noblemen and fucking brought out the guillotine chopped all their heads up. Get it. You guys wait till I leave the room to heaven. Intelligent conversation. Ah intelligent or an e wise about. Oh yeah, that's that's how child that's how you feel about me. Well anyway, speaking of blood. No, they're. Having a revolution over in France. Oh you know and Israel too correct Israel too. Yeah yeah, I mean it's not nowhere near as bad as France France is pretty or pretty bad right now you know I had a conversation good that they've been. Protesting for like a month a couple of years. Oh years now there pretty often and on like but it wasn't this aggressive. It's only been this aggressive for a month now now. Well they stole they stole the election I so they stole the election they took away their social security and they were starting to go after their unions. Yeah well. They don't like to work over there. They they get like five weeks of paid vacation over there a year I mean they get to enjoy their life. Oh I know they get to joy a month out of their whole year I know well we're terrible. We're not used to that. So yeah, what were you gonna say Johnny.

45:10.10
thelateawakening
No I was thinking of a conversation I've had about like ah the workplace where I had brought up 1 time that the election was stolen from Trump and they're like no no, they always and oh no, everybody hated him and. That's why Biden wanted the landslide and so but that's not true. There's no way that they start good judges even ruled against you know it that you know they you know they always have an excuse right? So ah, but they're from France right? ah. So we we're talking about it the other day and about what's going on in France and I said they also stole the election and another guy was like no no no and she she she said? yes, the french girl. Yes, so. The same people who told me that the election here wasn't stolen because they know it was in their own country right? So it can't happen here come on give me a break. We invented stealing elections. we' just been doing it all over the world right? as well. So it's exactly right? Yeah they they they they take. They've been taking out presidents and installing new ones for decades. So it's I mean they declassify the Ronald Reagan case file too.

46:33.34
thelateawakening
Where that literally admits that the Cia assassinated him what you mean Jfk Jfk jfk ok the is they're not just what they put the hit on Reagan too that was fucking George Bush senior right but it wouldn't successful so they let him live but they took the wind out of his sails after that. Oh man surprised they haven't come after Trump yet they have tried they had there have been many assassination of Trump's heads on Trump but he doesn't want anyone to know about it. It's been leaked here and there of certain things if they even set a missile up when he was flying over um, ah Washington or Washington State there was that they fucking shot a missile up at his plane with me really yeah oops. I can look it up I'll get the information for you when that happened I remember when it was going down q was posting about it. Yeah, they have all kinds of shit they tried to do to him did use invincible. Did you see that what stormies daniels came out with the other day was an new article released on her. I'm pretty sure at first she was saying nothing happened. Nothing happened. You know, drop it and recently there was an article saying that she admitted that Trump raped her. No yeah, that came out too. That's that's total line but the and the articles not is what I'm saying that they came out and said that that she came out and said that well.

48:00.86
thelateawakening
Yeah, back when she was trying to get money. No this is recent. This is like this week see you got to piple up my nose. This is that you looking at me through your phone is creeping me out so somebody say something? Oh yeah, you have to cut that part out. We. Stop doing that? Ah, ah, ah, that's how I find out about but like a pimple on my nose oh face. Wow yeah, leave me if that's how I was looking at you look.

48:41.26
thelateawakening
But oh my God That's what I look like um ah, ah, cut that out I don't know so anyway that was a great little. Podcast we had yeah the short one he yeah show we'll do one later I'm hungry all right, all we got to do all these order like pronto all right needs more genetically modified munchies up. Okay Gang. Thanks for listening yo bye. Why oh.