Ass Darts | Episode 9 | The Late Awakening Funny Podcast

Laugh along with Johnny & Jo as they chat about:

• Demonrats Jumping Ship
• Melania in the Metaverse
• CDC Director Accidentally Tells The Truth
• Biden Promises Death to the "Unvaccinated"
• Male Bonding Made Johnny's Water Break

Transcript

00:00.00
JoAnn
Welcome to the late awakening how you doing johnny really tired. Oh boy this ought to be a good 1 that I'm not sure if you're gonna be mean to me or not never mean to you don't even know what that means that's true.

00:00.00
Johnny
And Welcome to the late awakening hey do die really tired hungry. Oh boy, this ought to be a good 1 that Yeah right I'm not sure if you're gonna be mean to me or not I'm never mean to you I don't even know what that means. Piss me off. That's True. You're good. Boy.

00:19.45
JoAnn
That's true. You're good boy. Anyway, you know what? it's what's up. What's going on I haven't really been keeping up the last couple of days because I've been like leaving the house. Yeah johnny got a new job. It's exciting I want people to think a little of this thing. Okay.

00:21.14
Johnny
Yeah, anyway, yeah, we will ah you know what? it's what's up. What's going on I haven't really been keeping up the last couple of days because I've been like leaving the house. Yeah I got to get a new job I know 1 I want people think I li of this thing. Oh okay, we have 5 followers.

00:38.86
JoAnn
Ah, but sorry what we'll cut that out. Yeah, we'll school cut that out. Okay, so what is going on. It's kind of a slow news day. But um, everybody's all beside themselves because ah Joe manchin.

00:40.50
Johnny
Crazy You know about yeah we'll'll cut that out. Okay, so what is going on and slow news day. But um, everybody's all beside themselves because. Put the Kaibosh on the whole build back better.

00:57.81
JoAnn
Put the kybosh on the whole build back better Six trillion dollar spending spree that the dems wanted to go on so that's where all the commotion is today. So it looks like we're we're going to get away with not being communist after all.

01:01.48
Johnny
Trillion dollar spendings spree that the dems wanted to go on so that's where all the commotion is today? Yeah yeah, looks like we're we're gonna get away with not being communist after all, you think? ah I will know.

01:17.19
JoAnn
We'll see ah I don't know Steve bannon said the Biden's administration is officially over. Yeah, you said because ah, they've got only twenty seven percent support that that's it.

01:21.13
Johnny
Bannon said the Biden's administration it is officially over. Really yeah, you said because ah, they've got only twenty seven percent support that they've it statistically. There's no listen him getting anything account. He.

01:35.72
JoAnn
Statistically, there's no chance of him getting anything accomplished whatsoever. He had 27 percent support when he went up against trump oh well, we know we know that but you know these are never popular. These are numbers that they're even having to admit to.

01:40.39
Johnny
He had 27 percent support when he went up against trump well inep we know that but he was never popular. He was never that's there even happened to admit to yeah, that's really bad I guess I don't trust any I don't.

01:54.33
JoAnn
So that's really bad. Yes I don't trust any I don't trust that even they go on anymore. But ah yeah I mean you know he was you know he was never popular. You remember he had fucking. He used to have his little what they wouldn't even call rallies.

01:58.20
Johnny
Trust anything that goes on anymore you but ah yeah I mean you know he was you know he was never popular. You remember he had fucking. He used to have his little. What do they won't even call rallies with the circles.

02:11.32
JoAnn
The circles. Yeah, the the 8 circles fucking game with Trump went to church this weekend and he had about 25000 people follow yeah, pretty crazy.

02:12.43
Johnny
Look at fucking withs? yeah like ap I but that wasn't a rally that was a fucking game of twista trump went to church this weekend and he had about 25000 people it's mean ridiculous. How's right? Yeah, all pretty very fucking me ridiculousul. So that's another interesting thing. Um.

02:28.47
JoAnn
Oh well, that's another interesting thing. Um I don't know if you saw this but Melania started her own nft platform. Really yeah, she's on top of stuff man she's she the paint as somebody painted her eyes and she's saw it as an nftt.

02:31.80
Johnny
I don't know if he saw this but Melania started her own nft platform. Really yeah, she's on top of stuff man she's what did she do a paint troll and what somebody painted her eyes and she saw that as an n. And were actually really cool really, but she's even got like a whole separate platform set up. It's not just that and.

02:48.15
JoAnn
Is actually really cool, but but she's even got like a whole separate platform set up. It's not just that nft. She's gonna be doing a bunch of stuff kind of yeah, kind of surprised about that I wonder what? that's all about you mean at the same time Trump came out the other day saying that.

02:56.12
Johnny
Gonna be doing a bunch of stuff kind of yeah I'm kind of surprised about that I don't know what that's all about I mean and the same time Trump came out the other day saying that you know crypto is the devil and.

03:07.78
JoAnn
You know crypto is the devil and he he doesn't want to decimate the u s dollar and all that so I don't know what's going on between those 2 It's pretty interesting. Yeah I don't know I was watching a thing today.

03:13.56
Johnny
He doesn't want to decimate the us dollar all that so I don't know what's going on between that was true, but it is pretty interesting. Yeah I don't I don't know I was watching a thing today about you can go on the metaverse and get a.

03:27.18
JoAnn
About you can go on the metaverse and get a full time job as a character that pays you Yes, yeah, it was surprising to me too like they have like casinos and you can just be a g greeter in a casino.

03:31.88
Johnny
Time job what you get paid you? Yes, yeah, it was surprising to me too like they have like casinos and you can just be a g greeter in a casino. You're fucking hit me and make like 4 hundred bucks a week

03:47.18
JoAnn
And make like 400 bucks a week but or more and if you're gambling you can make more money than that. There's all kinds of stuff happening on there I don't know I mean I know he seems stupid to everybody still. But.

03:50.74
Johnny
What or more and if you're gambling you can make more money than that.

03:59.16
Johnny
Kinds of stuff happening on there I don't oh I mean I Always it seems stupid to everybody I mean you could you could you could work as a like ah inside the computer. Yeah, as if you.

04:05.81
JoAnn
Work as a like inside the computer. Yeah, as if you're you're the character. You're a character you're yourself, whatever you choose to be and your job is to greet people as they enter the casino.

04:14.22
Johnny
Choose to be and your job is to greet people as they enter the casino and explain things to them. Um, and show them how to play games and stuff. So it's a casino inside the meadowverse. Yeah, you could gamble. Yeah, what other stuff well is this isn just blossoming Now you know.

04:20.29
JoAnn
And explain things to them and show them how to play games and stuff. So it's a casino inside the men universe. Yep gamble. Yep what other stuff? Well, it's just it just blossoming Now you know is's gonna be everything on there. The whole earth is going to be on there there. That's their goal.

04:33.97
Johnny
And be everything on there.

04:38.70
Johnny
That's their goal. So like you can if you got the money you can go buy the taj mahal in the metaverse you know, but you don't really own the taj mall. What is it the taj mahal but you won't really own it just the 1 inside the computer not in the real universe.

04:40.24
JoAnn
So like you can if you got the money you can go buy the Taj Mahal in the metaverse you know, but you there's plots of Land mow the Taj Mahal but you won't really own it just. Well not in not in the real universe but in the metavers you sell it. Yeah house is on there. Yeah, everything down real I'm real tired I'm really confused but like so you see that the computer rolled in and getp. You.

04:57.58
Johnny
And could you flip it could you sell it. We flip houses on there like everything wait a mom I'm real I'm real tired I'm really confused but like so you sit at the computer all day and and yeah, you're a cartoon and you get paid. Yeah, what's go.

05:11.81
JoAnn
Cartoon and you give aid. Yep, what's going on but I don't know can I did a con constructionction job on rough. Ah back I got a cartoon karism with a good back? Yeah know.

05:16.30
Johnny
On Well can I get a construction job on it because I can't really do my back or can I get a can I can I get a cartoon character with a good back? Yeah, no, you're so ban on there. You can fly you can.

05:31.51
JoAnn
You're a superman on there. You can fly You can do whatever you want I'm not working construction people just yeah, um, yeah, that's that's kind of crazy. Um I'm really not too much I Guess a little bit of people. The generations to come.

05:34.50
Johnny
You want I'm not working construction people and just just joke well kind of um, yeah, that's that's kind of crazy I'm I'm really not too much I guess a little than for the people. The generations to come now. Why? Well if you think about it look at.

05:51.31
JoAnn
Why? Well if you think about it look at look at the kids look at my daughter she's in in front of that that computer for a five years straight yeah well she'll be more comfortable with it than older people but older people got on the internet I mean all old people are on the internet now and there was a time when it was like.

05:53.81
Johnny
Look at the kids look at my daughter. She's been in front of that that computer for 5 years straight yeah also be more comfortable with it than older people. But.

06:06.13
Johnny
Internet now and there was a time with it was like oh well world is only gonna be for young. Kids remember we were talking about the other day Facebook when facebook first started and stuff they had all those they had that um had farmville remember and everybody everybody was into it. You could go farm on air. You could go into bond.

06:08.77
JoAnn
Oh wow this is only gonna be for young kids so you're talking about the other day Facebook when facebook first started and then stuff they had all those game they had that um had farmville remember yeah everybody was in you could go farm on air. You could be going to bond. Yeah, go in the.

06:25.60
Johnny
But a goat in the bond. It's basically the same thing that you can actually but the the technology got better. Yeah, because yeah, you didn't really talk you I think the the words the um text was above when you talked oh was that I think but I I vaguely remember Yoville too.

06:27.43
JoAnn
On. It's basically the same thing except you can actually be talking to people you got better? Yeah because you didn't really talk you I think the the words to um, text was above when you talked oh was it I don't remember I didn't do any dorky shit like that only remember yoville too. Yoville was called and you go go into clubs walk the streets stuff like that you were getting into trouble in Yoville yeah, you could actually follow somebody to their house I don't want to know what you did? Oh you could actually youga talking people somebody.

06:45.80
Johnny
Yoville It was called and you could go into clubs walk the streets stuff like that and you could follow what yo will Yeah, you could actually follow somebody to their house. Dont want. No you could actually follow you could meet you can meet somebody.

07:04.24
JoAnn
You can meet somebody and then they can invite you back to the house but all you did was go in there and look around and sit on the couch like nothing else. You know it's like well you got to be careful now some girl roping right? Yeah, that girl got groped and now I think she's suing somebody.

07:04.24
Johnny
You can meet somebody and and they can invite you back to the house but all you did was go in there and look around and sit on the couch like nothing else. You know it's like well you got to be careful now. So because they're groping right? Yeah that grown got groped and now I think she's suing somebody. Oh so it's just gonna be the same old bullsh.

07:21.72
JoAnn
So it's just gonna be the same old bullshit just in me cartoon world. Yeah, ah.

07:24.47
Johnny
Just in people get me tooed in the mid metaverse. Yeah, oh my God This world's coming to an end. Um unfortunately everything in reality is transferring over so that didn't take long for.

07:31.96
JoAnn
Yeah, unfortunately everything in reality is transferring over so that didn't take long for the sexual Harass harassment people don't know how to have a good time anymore. Let's kids late now. Ah, ah.

07:41.75
Johnny
Sexual Harass harassment to kick in ah I have a good time anymore late now. Ah I don't know. But yeah and gro since Nineteen eighty Nine I'm looking forward to it.

07:51.30
JoAnn
Ah, Jeez I have been groped since 1980 nine I'm looking forward to it. Ah mevers anywhere I don't care. Ah good question. Oh that's some question I mean that's a good point group. You remember years back.

07:58.66
Johnny
Men anywhere I don't care. It's a good question. Yeah, oh that's not a question I mean that's a good point group. You remember gears back. You don't remember back? Yeah anyway I'll forget that they were a guy that was shooting dots into women's ass like at women's butt.

08:11.26
JoAnn
You don't remember back? Yeah anyway I forget that there was a guy that was shooting dogs into women's ass like as women's butts up the New York like with a blow gun. Yeah, like little no in yeah like ah that's terrifying yeah was a long time ago.

08:17.66
Johnny
Up in New York years and years and years ago and with a blow gun. Yeah, like a little like a little pin. Yeah I like your little blow gun that's terrifying. So um, yeah was a long time ago and I think that wast the dot with an extension of you know like.

08:30.94
JoAnn
I Think that was it The dot was an extension of you know like they turned him on because he wanted to really like grope. Maybe I'd rather be groped and dart in the as.

08:36.15
Johnny
Turned him on cause he wanted to really like grope. Maybe I'd rather be groped that do than the as sorry I drugs out. No I don't know but what else.

08:48.36
JoAnn
Ah, did have drugs on it or something. No I don't know what else like what the hell else is going on what is this with this somebody. They just said on the news somebody someone vaccin a person died in Texas from the.

08:54.12
Johnny
Like what the hell else is going on what is this with this somebody. They just said on the news somebody some unvaccinated person died in texas from the Amaron what is that? Well it's um, is just another lie. They probably died of something else and I don't get that.

09:06.31
JoAnn
Um, Macron oh it's I'm sure it's just another lie. They probably died of something else and I don't get got tested for it I let you know right now. Okay because I'm around you know we live in Florida um, started this new job I'm a.

09:13.76
Johnny
I'm gonna let you know right now. Okay because I'm around you know we live in Florida um, started this new job I'm ah like I'm getting I get in a truck with 5 other people with we're shoulder to shoulder. We're all spittting in each other's faces.

09:25.30
JoAnn
I'm getting I get in a truck with 5 other people with we're shoulder to shoulder the we're all spittting in each other's faces. We're all sweating working up. You know, sounds like yeah kinky. Ah anyway, but anyway you know we're working the world and.

09:33.45
Johnny
All sweating working you know, sounds like I mean it is construction. So anyway, but anyway you know we're working and we're all and we'll see because I mean like I said I've been trying to catch the covid for 2 years and like I can't I can't I can't oh.

09:44.18
JoAnn
We'll see because I mean like I said I've been trying to catch the ko for 2 years and like I can't I can't I know I remember I even remember I licked the we ordered chinese food and I lick the delivery guy saying when he handed me the food.

09:53.80
Johnny
Remember I even remember I licked the the we ordered Chinese food and I licked the delivery guy's hand when he handed me to food. He does stop doing that. Ah, he just wanted a tip and it wasn't and and I'm not even trying to be racist because the guy was of mexican.

10:01.97
JoAnn
You got to stop doing that. Ah, he just wanted a tip Johnny mind me trying to be racist because the guy was a Mexican Yeah, Ah, but yeah, so I don't know I mean we'll see but.

10:12.50
Johnny
Ah, but yeah so I don't know I mean we'll see but look at what's going on. We won't mention any names but somebody we truly truly love is terrified to come over for Christmas because of this fucking fear mongering mongering you know my heart. You know it's always around. It's always around.

10:18.20
JoAnn
What's going on. We won't mention any names but somebody we truly truly love is terrified to come over for Christmas because of this fucking fear mongering monitoring I know it breaks my heart. You know it's always around. It's always around the holidays when people congregate you know? Um, ah.

10:32.10
Johnny
Holidays when people congregate you know what I mean and all and this whole on our life. What the mask and and and stuff it's just Reday and and and with the kids and you know the only listen we're all gonna die off soon. You know the you know people up in our age range and stuff like that who are kind of like.

10:35.75
JoAnn
I Know they're trying to ruin our lives. It's a mask and and and stuff it's just good and and and with the kids and you know the only as we're all gonna die off soon. You know the you know people up for our age range and stuff like that look kind of like and even younger people I Know there's a lot of fucking sheep.

10:51.16
Johnny
And even younger people I Know there's a lot of fucking sheep that are loving these needles these the vaccin vaccinations and they're real proud. They wear buttons you know tattoos of it tattoos of it. But but you know the whole purpose really.

10:54.82
JoAnn
And of loving these needles these the Va vaccinations and they're real proud. He we buttons you know people are getting tattoos of it tattoos of it. But but you know the whole purpose really with them masking. The children is basically the groom and from.

11:08.99
Johnny
With them masking. The children is basically the groom and from an early early age. That's what this is about grooming the the yeah because they're gonna this is gonna be the norm to them. Yeah, and then and then and and then in about 30 years everybody will be in Burkas is yeah I mean it's a way to.

11:13.80
JoAnn
And early early age. That's what this is about grooming the yeah you know this is going to be the loan to them. Yeah, and then and then and and then in about 30 years everybody will be in Burcus is yeah I mean it's a way to dehumanize people remove their voice I mean.

11:28.87
Johnny
People remove their voice I mean how would their expressions you have a mask yeah expressions you never know never see smile. How hard it is a telljobe when somebody's wearing a mask you don't know if they're laughing hate that. So it's it's devastating. It's real.

11:31.72
JoAnn
How what? you're Goingnna talk a lot less when you have a mask on all day you never know never see smiles is a tell jokeke when somebody's wearing the mask you don't know they like. Ah know it's it's devastating. It's really sad. People are still falling for the bullshit I don't know there's there's a trillion ways to die and you never know what's going to take you if you just obsess about 1 thing.

11:47.30
Johnny
It's just ridiculous people still shit I don't know. Yeah, there's a trillion ways to die and you never know what's going to take you if you just obsess about 1 thing you ruin your life I mean that's I kind of.

12:02.90
JoAnn
Ruin your life I mean that's kind of why I had to get out of I worked in the medical field for 11 years and I had to get out of it because it was so depressing because it always every day. It's a new thing somebody's dying of it's like Jesus how can anybody ever be healthy.

12:04.82
Johnny
I had to get out of I worked in the medical field for 11 years and I had to get out of it because it was so depressing because it always every day. It's a new thing somebody's dying of it's like geez how can anybody ever be healthy. So I mean you can sit around obsessing about anything but what is that doing you.

12:20.16
JoAnn
So I mean you can sit around obsessing about anything but what good is that doing you there you go why even be alive fraing nine 1 1 on Twitter may a lightfoot if you have been living vaccine free your time is up. Ah if you wish to live life with the ease to do things you love.

12:24.67
Johnny
You go breaking be alive breaking nine 1 1 on Twitter may a lightfoot if you have been living vaccine free your time is up if you wish to live life with the ease to do things you love you must be vaccinated this health order may pose an inconvenience to you.

12:38.96
JoAnn
You must be vaccinated. Ah this health water may pose an inconvenience to you to the unvaccinated and the fact is inconvenient the fact and the fact is inconvenient by design that Bulgy eyed psychopath.

12:44.34
Johnny
To the unvaccinated and the fact is inconvenient the fact and the fact is inconvenient by design that Bulgy eyed psychopath these beetle juice stopped that and in the white house.

12:57.40
JoAnn
These people need to be stopped and and the white house put out that message Yesterday of you're going to have a winter full of death and disease and as like these psychopaths think that they're going to get support by doing this to us by.

13:01.67
Johnny
Out that message Yesterday of you're gonna have a what was dead um disease and I like psychopaths I think that they're gonna get support by doing this to us by trying to mentally break us down into just.

13:15.82
JoAnn
Trying to mentally break us down into despair that assholes house that dot go we are intent on not letting Amaron I can't say that why that's a terrible word I know nobody can pronounce it. Yeah.

13:20.37
Johnny
Bear Asshole Yeah white house dot dot Gov We are intent on not letting Aakron I can't say that why not can they hear word I I know why don't announce it you know Ti's calling that omniron.

13:35.60
JoAnn
Biden was calling it omniron Ommeron I don't know disrupt we are intent on not letting omeron disrupt disrupt work in school for the vaccinated. You've done the right thing and we will get you through this.

13:39.35
Johnny
Ummeron I don't know disrupt we are intent on not letting Ameron Destruct disrupt work in school for the vaccinated. You've done the right thing and we will get you through this for the unvaccinated you're looking at a winth of severe.

13:52.79
JoAnn
Or the un vaccinated you un fox a windsor of severe illness and death for yourself your family and the hospitals roommates may soon be very overwhelmed. Ah, that's a threat that yeah, that's not even like.

13:58.73
Johnny
Illness and death for yourselves your families and the hospitals you may so may soon be very overwhelmed. That's a threat that ain't even that's not even like it's not a war. It's not a warning. It's a threat they're gonna they want to kill us now I know.

14:12.41
JoAnn
A warning a warning. It's a threat they're gonna don't want to kill us I know oh I don't know. But then you know that um that the head of the cdc whatever fucking name is as she slipped up today and she was.

14:19.36
Johnny
Ah I don't know. But then you know good um that the Cdc Whatever fucking name is.

14:28.88
Johnny
She's looked up today and she was talking about the virus but she said um, all these deaths due to the vaccination whoops virus everybody was like whoa freudiansle that the what? yep.

14:30.60
JoAnn
Talking about the virus but she said um, all of these deaths due to the vaccination I mean Virus everybody was like whoa Freudian slept that. So yeah, exactly that's what she really? That's what she knows.

14:46.90
Johnny
Exactly That's what she really? That's what she knows in her brain is the truth and she slipped up I don't know and I don't know what to do but you know okay they meant mandating this stuff was it. It's New York they mandated it philly.

14:49.77
JoAnn
Yeah, it is the truth and she slipped up. Yeah I don't know what to do. But you know they meant mandating this stuff was it. They all day mandated it Philly ah.

15:05.12
Johnny
I don't know Joe I'm so glad we lived.

15:06.62
JoAnn
I'm so glad we live where we do anything else going on. There's gonna be a short 1 I just want we just wanted to drop something well but the good news is that.

15:09.15
Johnny
Yeah, anything else going on. There's gonna be a short 1 but I just want we just wanted to drop something.

15:24.29
JoAnn
I don't know why we can speculate but Democrats are dropping out by the droves. The 3 new ones today announced that they're not going to run for reelection. What is this.

15:27.17
Johnny
But the Democrats are dropping out by the droves. The 3 new ones today announced that they're not going to run for reelection. What is this? Why is that because they voted for the bill and know they're not gonna win in their state I I don't know I guess I don't know maybe they just can't stomach to be a democrat anymore because that would be my guess. Yeah I mean.

15:40.65
JoAnn
Why is that because they voted for the bill I Know they're not going within their state I Guy don't know I guess I don't know maybe they just can't stomach to Democrat that would be my guess I mean I'm sure a majority of them.

15:58.40
Johnny
I'm sure a majority of them. Don't like what's going on but they have no saying it. You got the top dogs. Yeah, they got their agenda and you better fucking. Follow it remember that famous picture with the what's her name weins. What's that woman's name weinstein not weinstein.

16:00.18
JoAnn
Don't like what's going on but they have no saying it. You got the top dogs. Yeah, they got their agenda and you better fucking. Follow it remember that famous picture with the what's her name wine. What's that woman's name dinstein no weinstein. What's I mean.

16:17.55
Johnny
What's her name Barbara oh forget it finein feinstein feinstein diane feinstein when she had she when she was had her hand on the wall given the ah yeah I forget the leesa kraus yeah, given the fucking what a debt sta.

16:18.71
JoAnn
Barbara Oh forget it feinstein Einstein Diane feinstein feinstein when she had you when she met at her hand on the wall. Oh yeah, over Lisa Murkowski. Yeah, what a old bully.

16:36.77
Johnny
But a monster she scares me man. She's fucking scary. They all ah a lot of Democrats really scary that what's up at Bloommen. What's his name blumenthal homenal oh and you believe he went to a communist rally of some sort like celebrating the birth of.

16:37.58
JoAnn
But she scares me, she's terrifying they all a lot of them. Evil what's up a blumen Do. What's his name. Oh Blumenthal can you believe he went to a communist rally of some sort like it. Celebrating the birth of communism and then afterwards anyone who's confronted about it. He denied that he knew what it was about is a psycho an introduction ah girls to talk and then we going into length of in the um.

16:56.89
Johnny
Communism and then afterwards anyone who's confronted about it. He denied that he knew what it was about can mean gim me did you You did You had an introduction she ah girls to talk at him going into length them in the history.

17:14.91
JoAnn
History of communism very ah distinctly and you know you came up and yeah, so glad to be here guest I was like thank you, Thank you pieces shit. Ah I can't do it I can't though.

17:15.32
Johnny
Of Communism very ah distinctly and yeah, and then and she's like and ah and and a special does the guest is he's like thank you, Thank you I don't know he this I can't do it I can't do it I know I'm I'm trying.

17:32.69
JoAnn
I know I'm I'm trying so hard to then he get caught lying about being in the service too. He lied about going to vietnam he said all this time he's been in office people think he was in Vietnam well it came out a couple years ago I believe but he'd somehow he played it off.

17:34.93
Johnny
Hearts and what then he get caught lying about being in the service too is that right about going to vietnam he said all this time he's been in office people think he was in Vietnam. Well it came out a couple years ago I Believe. Somehow he played it off. You know what? I think about when I look at his face tara.

17:50.54
JoAnn
You know what? I think about when I look at his face. Ah.

17:56.65
JoAnn
Ah, yeah, man, he's awful but he keeps getting reelected for does he Even yeah, you know you I think they've been cheating and yeah attention not to when you should to.

17:59.73
Johnny
He's awful. Yeah that he's getting reelected I Well I don't get that either. Yeah, you know you looks and I think they've been cheating in the because nobody pays attention. Not when you should to you know everybody kind of.

18:15.28
JoAnn
And everybody kind of pays attention to the presidential races and stuff like that. But if they were doing it in local elections they moved on to big at things in 2020 yeah you know they had to hey worked you know I worked in Georgia I worked and.

18:17.10
Johnny
Pays attention to the presidential races and stuff like that. But if they were doing it in local elections they moved on to bigger things in 2020 and you know what I'm saying you hey it worked. You know it worked in Georgia it worked in. You know it's been working in new york I mean how did the fuck.

18:34.15
JoAnn
It's been working in new york I mean how did the fuck the how the hell is is de Blasio how did he get a couple of terms I don't get it. He just yelled at us on tv just now I don't know man I don't understand you you expect to new york city to be enlightened about the way the world really works I help.

18:36.33
Johnny
How the hell is is de Blasio how did he get a couple of terms I don't get it. He just yelled at us on tv just now I don't know man I don't understand you you.

18:49.56
Johnny
About the way the world really works. They'll play how street smart they are no offense but what to me it's yeah brooklyn.

18:52.31
JoAnn
Play how street smart they are no offense but what to me? Yeah Brooklyn but how they put up with him all these years. Yeah I have no respect I'm sorry.

19:01.10
Johnny
Um, but how they put up with him all these years. Yeah I have no respect I'm sorry. But.

19:11.28
JoAnn
It's they should be out in the streets. That's his head on a fucking pike. So let me get this straight Brian Stealta that potato head he um the other day he was going on and on about his show about.

19:11.64
Johnny
Know they should be out in the streets. Yes, his head on a fucking pipe. So let me get this straight Brian Stealta that potato head he um the other day he was going on and on about on his show about.

19:30.25
JoAnn
Fox having a full week of embarrassing wow and only thing coming anyone have more balls with the mass producers being you know were they arrested or I mean does anybody talk about that. They just.

19:30.25
Johnny
Fox having a full week of embarrassing headlines while you know? Yeah, only thing coming out of cnn last week was producers being you know are were they arrested or I mean does anybody talk about that. They just.

19:48.65
JoAnn
Just say they get what I don't know that nobody gets arrested for these things. They' just have to crawl back into their wormhos where they came from I don't know you know I mean that Cnn wants a pat on the back for just fire in these douche bags.

19:48.66
Johnny
They just say they got caught I know is anybody being arrested arrested them. No for these things. They just you have to crawl back into their wormhos where they came from I don't know. Yeah I mean the the Cnn wants to pat on the back for just. Hair in these douche bags. Yeah, but you know the the law enforcement and.

20:08.19
JoAnn
But you know the the law enforcement and the judicial system in this country is so compromised by every corrupt and it doesn't it. It's not just Democrats I know republicans do but they're also corrupt that.

20:14.48
Johnny
This country is so compromised. Yeah by every corrupt and it doesn't it. It's not just Democrats I know republicans too. But they're also corrupt that you know and all the way down governors mayors will congressmen mayors.

20:27.76
JoAnn
You know and all the way down Governors Mayors will Congressman Mayors you know, then you have the the the head of but commissioners you have yeah you know every part of goes right down to school boards. It's.

20:33.68
Johnny
You know, then you have the the head of like commissioners. You have you? you know every part of life on school boards. It's school board. You know I blame our generation I really do because we checked out. We were all being hedonistic. You.

20:45.14
JoAnn
And and you know I blame our generation I really do because we checked out. We were all being hedonistic in idiots for 20 years not paying attention anything and maybe not even hedonistic is the word nihilistic and they haven't been and about that either you know, really kind of.

20:53.50
Johnny
Idiots for 20 years, not pain. And anything and maybe not well. We. Also you know we didn't have We didn't have the internet back then either you know I mean we kind of had to deal with yeah which can't lean on that but du well I mean when you and 20 years that we had the internet.

21:04.89
JoAnn
Well yeah, we can lean on that but whoa I mean and spend 20 years that we had the internet done. Yeah, we were pretty much adults. Yeah I was fucking blame anddy crush yeah Yoville chasing chicks in Yoville um, um.

21:11.83
Johnny
That true. Yeah I went looking this off pretty much adults ye I was fucking playing anddy crush yeah now Yoville yoville that's why I'm I'm yo johnny joe what else is going on anything else I don't.

21:24.68
JoAnn
Yo jony jo don't want to run anything else I don't have no idea I don't know but um so it's I've been working outside I don't see how we all today we went into some more I don't know where the hell we were get so many dirty looks.

21:30.66
Johnny
No idea I don't know but ah so it's I've been working outside I don't see how we old today we went into some more I don't know where the hell well you were getting so many dirty looks 30 looks why because we weren't wearing a mask. Are you kidding wearing wearing a mask master. Oh you crazy.

21:43.42
JoAnn
Dirty looks why because we weren't wearing a mask. Are you kidding me, people are still wearing masks out there crazy. Oh they look. It's part of the ense ensemble. You know the yeah the shop and they're like I need I need shoes for my you know to go with my mask.

21:50.52
Johnny
All all what they love. It's part of the so ensemble you know now they're going shop and they're like I need I need shoes for my you know to go with my mask you know, sadly a lot of people really get off on living in fear and judging everyone. It's a combination of the tooth.

22:00.14
JoAnn
Well sadly, a lot of people really get off on living in fear and judging everyone. It's a combination of the 2 things and boy put them together and they're all fucking hyped up. They love it. So I mean I think I got to use the mask when I was a kid.

22:07.85
Johnny
Things that Boyd put them together and they're all fucking hyped up. They love it. So I mean yeah I tell you the truth though I could have used the mask when I was a kid you know I could have used them. Yeah I was very insecure about my teeth and stuff like that. You know.

22:20.80
JoAnn
You know? yeah and yeah is very insecure about my teeth and stuff like that. You know nice to be school with a mask on for you I grew up with freedom.

22:26.80
Johnny
Would have been nice to be able to walk around in school with a mask on you know, well because I had because I had really really real I had really really like I had a really really small I had a small head with really really big teeth.

22:38.90
JoAnn
Had really really like I had a really really small I had a small head with really really big teeth I Kind of like that look ah now I have a really giant big head so you grew into your teeth.

22:46.60
Johnny
Dont like that look you do ah now I have a really giant big head. So I kind of grew into your teeth I guess but they're still big but my head is so big. It's just a I look Yeah, you're very handsome John Ah, thank you.

22:56.24
JoAnn
Ah, filthy so like so I love yeah, you're very handsome johnny stop it I'm just told that by my boss today whoa what's going on down there ohmo I ah I was like thank you.

23:04.86
Johnny
I was told that by my boss today I know what's going on down. No cuomo I said no cuomo I was like thank you but no wow no he just said I looked like his uncle who was a really funny handsome man and I and I was like listen said like thank you like the you know I don't know that's not the story.

23:11.90
JoAnn
Wow, You just had I looked like his a uncle who was a really funny handsome man. But thank you up you I don't know that's not the story told me earlier you might have heard me on the phone when I won be talking. Ah.

23:24.30
Johnny
I think I think I think he might have heard me on the phone when I when we talk and because you I not you know your name is Joanne and I call you Joe so maybe he was I like I love you Joe ah maybe that? Yeah, he's like oh okay, he's into it. So anyway you know yeah like.

23:29.89
JoAnn
And because you are not you know your name is Joanne and I call you Joe ah gay love you Joe. Ah oh boy, you know the five minutes and those durable on. Yeah.

23:43.30
Johnny
The five minutes and I was know I was jerk at moment I like listen I'm not gay back off you know, but anyway so hard I can't let you leave no.

23:48.77
JoAnn
Um, yeah, ah, ah Lord I can't let you leave the house. ah ah I hope you get a raise at least out of it. Ah herbert oh not that there's anything wrong with that. But Joe listen male bonding.

23:59.13
Johnny
Ah I don't know what's going on raise it lee well he did. He got a raise ah only because ah you gonna do no there was a I just made that up wrong. Not at all of course not but all right Joe listen that was great. Yeah, but um, like I said of just little something something you know little bit I just think it's time for me to go eat get to bed. But um I got to put the duck inside. The duck is still out. Oh boy with the duck.

24:18.40
JoAnn
But um, like I said of just little something something. Yeah, hey we have fun little bit I think it's time for me to go eat get to bed. But um I gonna put the duck inside. The duck is still out. Oh Boy lock up your daughters lock up your wife never pet duck. That's all yeah um, a violent pet duck. Yeah, all ah, all animals of Psychos I know.

24:37.35
Johnny
Like of your daughters lock of your wives. We have a pet thought that's all yeah, a violent at duck. Yeah, all our ola animals are psychos. It's weird. So anyway, well.

24:55.34
JoAnn
Anyway, well great daughter dudes as always got hold on was part. Not you menopause hey mind your business out Menopa man dead.

24:57.26
Johnny
Great talk to. It's talk to you real talk you guys I'll cut that out hold on pause part. Not you menopause pause mind your business spell out Menopause men dash men oh pause.

25:14.19
JoAnn
Men oh paul yeah, apparently started there but 15 years ago oh my god I got you know I know they do I get start wearing a pampa the work. Oh what happened on che yes, sweat is he sure it's sweat. You know.

25:16.64
Johnny
What yeah gra they started there but 15 years ago oh my god I got you know another thing too I gotta to start wearing a pampo to work oh cause my whole criteriater sweats and he shouldn it sweat. You know it's funny. I. I said to I said to the guys as like I think my water broke. But um, yeah, so anyternity leave? Yeah yeah, ah, well you know what? where do they need to follow us at the.

25:33.71
JoAnn
I said to him I said to the guys as I I think my water boof. But um, yeah, so maybe I'll give you maternity leave? Yeah yeah, ah, well you know what? where do they need to follow us at the. On twitter and the awakeing lead. Yeah we're also on I Heart radio. Yeah, all all the fricking buck child pandora wow and spotify if I rumble.

25:50.68
Johnny
On Twitter at awakening late. Yeah. So on at awakeningly yep apple bold all the frickin podcast channels and show laurara brown pandora butify spotify rumble Don for new myspace. Yes, please my space follow us my space.

26:08.79
JoAnn
Don't forget round by space. Yes, please my space follow us my space I don't think it exists anymore. Yeah, ah, ah, ah, we've been doing this too long. All right have a great night. Everyone like and follow.

26:15.94
Johnny
Aol chat and a old chat. Ah, ah, we've been doing this too long. All right have a great night. Everyone Mike it. Follow.

26:27.87
JoAnn
Bye bye.