"...nothing compared to the passion that ignited within my veins for the Captain." Today we shall stoke the literary canon of none other than Alexis Samuelson and her swashbuckling masterwork, Pirate’s Booty. We hoist our sails to join our intrepid would-be pirate Violet on her quest for adventure. But with a red-blooded crew of buccaneers aboard, will her sea legs take her toward riches beyond her wildest imaginings, or will she become embroiled in skullduggery at the end of a sea cur's cutlass?
Please note that the following retelling acknowledges the existence of sex and includes both highly fantastical and explicit content. Should you be interested in a bleeped or 'child friendly' version of the show please send your request to info@moistlily.com along with a large sum of gold pieces and a promise to seek professional help.
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