Repurposing pubes and other fine stuff

Wow, time has flown by! This is an episode from the vault and was recorded in March 2022. 

It's May 2026 and I'm uploading a few episodes for your listening and reminiscing pleasure. Kind of prophetic and, dare I say, spot on?! Miss you Kel/Phil and TU...

Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:17

Welcome back to Truth Unscripted. We're back after a pretty long hiatus. Cause let's face it, uh life is stressful and there's a lot going on, right?

SPEAKER_01 0:37

Let's blame it on COVID.

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We can blame it on many things.

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The COVID did this to us.

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Well, we're back. Last time we were here, uh, we were talking about surviving crowd surfing. Oh, yeah, that's right.

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And we did survive.

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Yeah.

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We survived and um matter of fact, I just now got my shoes cleaned off from that. Um I actually, when I got home, I pulled them off and threw them in the garage.

SPEAKER_00 1:08

You actually had your shoes when you left there.

SPEAKER_01 1:10

I did, if that's what you could call them. And I like those shoes too. That was a shame. But we had a rainstorm the other day and I wanted to walk the dog, so I thought, why ruin a good pair of shoes when I've got those blocks of gump out in the garage?

SPEAKER_00 1:26

Yeah, we should have sent them away for testing.

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So I put those on.

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So we could find out what was actually in that mud puddle stomping.

SPEAKER_01 1:34

And that cleaned off about 75% of the filth. Nice. I just don't know what the remaining 25% is.

SPEAKER_00 1:43

Well, you said filth. I think that could cover not coming off a lot of things. Yeah. Well, um, yeah, the funny thing is, I just received notice for an email for um next year's louder than live with the uh the lineup.

SPEAKER_01 1:59

So Which we won't be going uh front stage this time if we go at all. I think if you had to take out a small loan to go to this thing anyway, so I don't know. It's expensive.

SPEAKER_00 2:11

I don't know if it's worth particularly if it's you know, it's kind of like an episode of Fear Factor.

SPEAKER_01 2:16

It depends on your thing, I guess.

SPEAKER_00 2:18

You know, and you risk as we've said before, you risk death or injury or whatever. Um but sadly, you know, the whole thing happened with the concert in Houston after really shortly after we went to that and after we uploaded that.

SPEAKER_01 2:34

So hopefully the crowd crushing incident where people were crushed to death in a yes in that very type of environment.

SPEAKER_00 2:41

Yeah, and uh hopefully there were some changes made uh going forward.

SPEAKER_01 2:48

So changes or not, I won't be participating in the crowd surfing part of it again. I have gotten too old for such nonsense.

SPEAKER_00 2:56

Well, hopefully our podcast. I'm too fat. So our podcast got around and uh we educated some on how to properly crowd surf. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 3:06

Yes. So what will we be educating people on today?

SPEAKER_00 3:10

Well, but more importantly, you know, moving on from that, you know, I've been really concerned about my pupa care lately.

SPEAKER_01 3:17

Oh god, really?

SPEAKER_00 3:18

And thankfully we're going there. There is right off the bat, there is a nonprofit that is working with the company. It's um EOS. They make shaving cream and lip balm and what does it stand for? Well, you know. I I don't remember now.

SPEAKER_01 3:37

It's uh hold on, it's it's uh it's uh evolution of smooth. That's what it is. Okay. Which makes sense because they are encouraging people to just shave it off.

SPEAKER_00 3:49

Well, yeah, but they they're working with this nonprofit that is um a re a renewable nonprofit. So I guess they look for ways to use things for other purposes.

SPEAKER_01 4:02

So wait a minute. So you're gonna shave this off not me for another purpose.

SPEAKER_00 4:08

Well repurpose. It's repurposing your pubes, is what it says.

SPEAKER_01 4:12

I think the article I saw said something about saving the planet.

SPEAKER_00 4:15

Well, it does because it's okay. Well, I don't know if it does. The theory is that it helps to fertilize and fertilize what? You know, that we've destroyed most of the topsoil on the planet in like the last 150 years.

SPEAKER_01 4:30

So we're gonna replace topsoil with pubes. And this is what we're going to grow our potatoes in?

SPEAKER_00 4:37

Well, I don't know. They're built they're making a garden. Okay. I think the intention is good. But um repurposing pubes, which uh gives a whole new meaning to locks of love. My God. Okay. Locks of Love, if you don't know, is uh an organization, a great one I've donated to before, uh, where you if you have long hair, you can long pubic hair. Long hair. Regular hair. Yes. Okay. And you can um not quite as wire get it cut and donate it. And they do wonderful things creating wigs for uh people who suffer from alopecia and cancer and various things. So locks of love is a great ordinary.

SPEAKER_01 5:14

But that's not this.

SPEAKER_00 5:15

That's not this.

SPEAKER_01 5:16

Now what if these people are uh I mean, what if the repurposing is creating pubic wigs?

SPEAKER_00 5:22

Well, I don't think that's the purpose.

SPEAKER_01 5:24

That is a thing.

SPEAKER_00 5:25

Okay, so let's No, I don't think it is a thing.

SPEAKER_01 5:27

It wouldn't surprise me.

SPEAKER_00 5:28

I don't think it's a thing. What is a thing, as I was trying to say, is they have created or plan to create a garden. Uh and I'm kind of looking up the uh webpage here so I can tell you a little more.

SPEAKER_01 5:44

Can you determine if they actually wash this stuff before they use it? Or do they just like get it in the mail, take it out there, and dump it?

SPEAKER_00 5:53

Well, here's the interesting thing. EOS was collecting.

SPEAKER_01 5:56

That's the only interesting thing.

SPEAKER_00 5:57

EOS was collecting the hair, but apparently they have run out of pube collection pouches. And so right now, I guess I'm you can't really donate it. I don't know. Uh what a waste. But basically you were sending it in the mail and they were sending it on to the nonprofit organization. Let me say that again. Nonprofit organization.

SPEAKER_02 6:21

Right.

SPEAKER_00 6:22

Uh the renewables nonprofit is called matter of trust. Um, so I don't know. They say that human hair can help reduce soil erosion um and help replenish the topsoil that's lost. Um, you know, because we're losing a lot of fertile land and there's a lot of food insecurity, so we need to optimize these things.

SPEAKER_01 6:48

I don't know. Pubes and food don't seem to work well in the same sentence, but that maybe that's just me.

SPEAKER_00 6:56

What sentence did I say food? Yeah, you uh I think I said fertilizer.

SPEAKER_01 7:01

Whatever.

SPEAKER_00 7:02

I don't know. It's all disgusting.

SPEAKER_01 7:04

It's uh people are gross, I don't care what you say.

SPEAKER_00 7:07

Well, I mean it is kind of it the idea of it is unusual and it sounds kind of you know odd.

SPEAKER_01 7:15

Saving the world one pube at a time.

SPEAKER_00 7:18

Well, I mean uh if it works, right? So anyway, they are going to plant them. Matter of Trust is gonna plant them in pube park. A new garden where the sour soil will be nourished. What country is this? With pubes. There was a fashion designer, uh, her name's Sarah Louise Bryan, who made a floor-length skirt and bikini top, don't say it from donated pubic hair in 2016. Oh I don't know. I think it's you know, people are creative, right?

SPEAKER_01 7:57

We're all going to hell. We're all going to hell.

SPEAKER_00 7:59

Well, and if if we can possibly improve the world, you know.

SPEAKER_01 8:06

Yeah, I'm not opposed to saving the world. I'm just not sure that's the most important thing. Well, maybe it's not for you, right?

SPEAKER_00 8:12

Maybe it's not for you. Um I don't know. A lot of people aren't maintaining, so I don't know if this is a renewable thing anyway, right now. Pubic hair is kind of not in vogue, you know.

SPEAKER_01 8:22

A lot of people are isn't there some kind of I mean, on a more serious technical level, isn't there, or medical level even, isn't there reasons to have pubic hair? I mean, uh, there's like it's it helps prevent disease, it helps, I don't know, there's various things that that are it's good for. So when you shave it off, maybe shave it, yeah. I guess well I didn't wax it because then they gotta send it with the wax, so that's disgusting.

SPEAKER_00 8:55

That's a whole other discussion.

SPEAKER_01 8:57

So you know, speaking of all this, um, what's the story about Jeff Bezos' crotch? Since we're since we're down there, why don't we just continue the conversation?

SPEAKER_00 9:09

Oh wow, okay. Well, you tell me you're the one that brought it up.

SPEAKER_01 9:12

So there's your I heard I heard tell of something crazy, which was this uh you know, the the rocket that went up, his rocket that went up in space.

SPEAKER_00 9:23

The phallic-shaped rocket.

SPEAKER_01 9:24

Well, everyone says it's phallic-shaped. Uh again, I don't know. But it uh it's Amazon's big adventure into space and his personal thing. Apparently, he was um dissatisfied with the way his package looked in his spacesuit, or in his altitude suit, or whatever it was he was wearing.

SPEAKER_00 9:45

And uh Yeah, and I think that he actually called in a last minute uh tailoring to make that look better. How last minute was that? I mean, like right before they went up, or I think it was literally right before.

SPEAKER_01 9:59

Hmm.

SPEAKER_00 10:01

Well I don't know. I mean, Bezos is um I don't know. Um I I have very mixed feelings about him.

SPEAKER_01 10:09

I mean, does that does that even fall into the category of vanity, or is that is that something else?

SPEAKER_00 10:17

Yeah, I I don't know. I mean, I think he's he comes off as to me personally, this is my opinion. Um, I think he has an enormous ego, and I think he wants his package to equal his ego. I mean, he created uh phallic-shaped rocket. Wow, he's he seems rather arrogant.

SPEAKER_01 10:39

I don't just think about this for a minute. How much do you think he paid a last-minute tailor to come in and I don't know modify his spacesuit? Um probably a boatload of money, right? Well, I'm sure. I'm sure he doesn't care.

SPEAKER_00 10:59

And so I'm just thinking that I looked it up here, it says um his okay, because the c the crotch didn't didn't fit quite right. Uh he had his tailor flown to Texas to make the adjustments.

SPEAKER_01 11:15

Must have been a big adjustment.

SPEAKER_00 11:19

Well, it's his tailor, so he has I guess he would have a tailor on payroll, right?

SPEAKER_01 11:24

You know, this goes to show how out of touch the uber wealthy are with the rest of society, because you can go to pretty much any bar and find a guy with a rolled sock down his pants, I expect, that accomplishes the same goal. What? And that guy didn't have to fly a tailor in from Texas. He just rolled a sock up and jammed it down there.

SPEAKER_00 11:46

I would not think that people are still doing that.

SPEAKER_01 11:48

Yeah, yeah. Well, Jeff Bezos is doing this, so Well, and you also I mean if I was super wealthy, I'd probably just fly somebody in and have them do it too.

SPEAKER_00 11:57

Well, there are a lot of things that he does that are questionable. So there's that and you know, the whole thing about how he treats Amazon employees and things like that. But then recently, what was the story about the uh the bridge in was it Rotterdam?

SPEAKER_01 12:14

Oh, something about um him building a yacht or having a yacht built, massive thing, wonderful thing. I'm sure it's an amazing piece of work, but they unfortunately built it on the wrong side of a historic bridge. And it is too large to fit underneath this historic bridge. So rather than modify the ship or even the water level under it so that it can get out, they want to, he wants to pay to have the bridge dismantled and get the ship out and then have it paid. I guess pay to have it rebuilt.

SPEAKER_00 12:52

Did he say rebuilt?

SPEAKER_01 12:53

I mean, I guess it is because I didn't see the rebuilt part, but I'm assuming so, but I would think so. I got it.

SPEAKER_00 12:59

Okay, so it's the and I'm I'm not gonna pronounce this correctly.

SPEAKER_01 13:03

Height of arrogance.

SPEAKER_00 13:05

I'm not gonna pronounce it correctly. The De Hef bridge in Rotterdam is gonna be dismantled for a day.

SPEAKER_01 13:11

Oh, they're gonna do it.

SPEAKER_00 13:13

For just a day.

SPEAKER_01 13:14

But they're gonna do it at all.

SPEAKER_00 13:15

So that the yacht can be moved out. And this is a 485 million dollar yacht. Wow. And it's too big to pass under the bridge. The bridge dates from 1878 and was rebuilt after being bombed by the Nazis.

SPEAKER_01 13:32

I see.

SPEAKER_00 13:33

So it's a historic bridge.

SPEAKER_01 13:35

It has been handled before then. So it's not like it was built 400 years ago and no one's touched it since.

SPEAKER_00 13:42

Right.

SPEAKER_01 13:42

Little love letters are falling out between the rocks and from Roman times or whatever. Yeah. No, nothing like that. Okay. Well, it's not as bad, but still. It's just wow.

SPEAKER_00 13:52

Yeah, it's uh I don't know, to have the influence and the money to have a historic bridge dismantled in order to move your uh half a billion dollar yacht. Half a billion dollar yacht. What kind of world are we living in?

SPEAKER_01 14:09

Wouldn't it be ironic if he got his half a billion dollar yacht out and it immediately sank in a hurricane?

SPEAKER_00 14:15

One we can hope, right?

SPEAKER_01 14:17

No, I don't want to hope for that. That's terrible, but still terrible for who?

SPEAKER_00 14:20

That would be Murphy's Law. I don't know. Does Murphy's Law apply to Jeff Bezos? I mean, it seems like I don't know. We have a lot of billionaires in the world right now doing a lot of um eccentric and over-the-top kinds of things.

SPEAKER_01 14:37

Well, the only good thing is we have a front row seat of watching that.

SPEAKER_00 14:41

Well, they're they're just living in a different reality. They don't have to think about, you know, like right now with everything going on in the world, you know, here in the U.S., inflation and the cost of things going up, you know, Bezos and his like don't have to think about it. You know, he doesn't worry about how much gas is. By the way, where we are, gas is four dollars a gallon right now. I know some places in the US it's over five nearing six dollars. Um everything in the grocery store seems to have gone up like thirty percent.

SPEAKER_01 15:18

Which I think here in the US it goes by the gallon, but in Europe perhaps, maybe uh overseas it goes by the liter mostly. Is that right? So how many liters are in a gallery game?

SPEAKER_00 15:28

You don't know how much gas is in a gallon. I mean liters.

SPEAKER_01 15:34

It's not just people in the US listening.

SPEAKER_00 15:36

So I know, I know.

SPEAKER_01 15:37

I'm just curious as to how many liters are in a gallon.

SPEAKER_00 15:40

I think there's Well, grab your phone and look it up.

SPEAKER_01 15:42

1.75, maybe something all right. But yeah, I mean I will consult the mighty Google.

SPEAKER_00 15:47

The point of that, no no no speaking of billionaires. Don't do Google. Do uh duck duck go.

SPEAKER_01 15:52

Duck duck go.

SPEAKER_00 15:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 15:54

Tell us about that while I look this up.

SPEAKER_00 15:56

Well, this is not a paid. This is not a paid uh ad. What do we call it? Um I was just gonna say that you know they're not they're not concerned about daily costs of things. Um and it's I I don't know, I guess what do we expect when you're that far removed.

SPEAKER_01 16:20

3.785 liters are in a gallon. So if a gallon of gas here is four dollars, but it's four dollars a liter in Europe.

SPEAKER_00 16:29

Well, I don't know how much it is, you should look it up.

SPEAKER_01 16:31

I mean like twelve dollars a gallon. Look it up, look it up.

SPEAKER_00 16:34

Well you're assuming that it's the same rate. I know. And we know that that varies a lot even here. So the uh cost of that, and there's a lot of debate about gas prices and oil prices.

SPEAKER_02 16:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 16:49

Things are a mess. I'm looking this up as we speak. How much is a liter of gas in where should I go? Germany? Sure. Germany. Let's do Germany.

SPEAKER_00 16:59

And you know, this really when I was just saying things are a mess right now.

SPEAKER_01 17:04

See now it's getting complicated. It's 1.58 euros, and I have no idea how many euros are in a dollar or dollars or a euro for that matter. Probably relatively close, 75% maybe even if it was a dollar, let's say it's a dollar twenty-five.

SPEAKER_00 17:18

Well, let's not assume a liter.

SPEAKER_01 17:20

I'd like to just assume and fly by the seat of my pants.

SPEAKER_00 17:23

Please don't go by your painstaking math calculations. Oh god. What I was saying or what it what I was going to say.

SPEAKER_01 17:34

Smoother anyway.

SPEAKER_00 17:36

Given that I was just saying how messed up it is. Right now, there's so many stressful things happening. I mean, we're not even through the pandemic yet. And then we have the invasion of Ukraine, and I'm gonna refer to it as uh the word that I guess Putin has now banned, the war in Ukraine. Because I guess he has banned the word war.

SPEAKER_01 17:57

Yeah. Um like like a good little dictator, of course. Yeah. Why shouldn't he?

SPEAKER_00 18:02

Uh wow. So we're living in crazy times, it which isn't really serious understatement. But that leads me into thinking, as I'm saying that, maybe we are living in an alternate reality. Yeah, of course. You remember um boy, and there are theories about this and conversations about it that kind of come and go.

SPEAKER_01 18:25

But let's get deep here.

SPEAKER_00 18:28

There was um discussion, it's been a couple of years now, that we may have been sucked in, you know, our universe may have been sucked into a black hole. Do we have the three?

SPEAKER_01 18:42

We need to put in twilight zone music.

SPEAKER_00 18:44

Well, I mean, no. Tell me that it's not true.

SPEAKER_01 18:47

Well, no, I mean, honestly, yeah, I know where you're going with this. They they uh what is it that place in outside of uh Switzerland?

SPEAKER_00 18:54

Well, it's called CERN.

SPEAKER_01 18:56

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 18:56

But the odd thing is I think it's the European Organization for Nuclear Research is called CERN. I don't know why that's not like really a correct acronym, if that's right. All right. But back in when was it? Was it 2000? It was 2020. Yeah. Like in July, I think. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 19:14

Because it the Mayan calendar strangely aligns with the Mayan calendar.

SPEAKER_00 19:17

Which was like December 21st, 2012.

SPEAKER_01 19:19

Yes, yes.

SPEAKER_00 19:20

Well, like in July, the um CERN discovered and I'm gonna mispronounce this too. Higgs Basan.

SPEAKER_01 19:31

Okay, I think that's a yes, I think I've read of that.

SPEAKER_00 19:34

That's the particle, right?

SPEAKER_01 19:35

Particle accelerator. That um is very deep beneath ground. It's a tubular um Well, you're talking about the reactor?

SPEAKER_00 19:45

No, it's a particle itself.

SPEAKER_01 19:47

Particle accelerator. It's like a it's like a tunnel and it's shaped in a circle.

SPEAKER_00 19:51

Well, no, the Higgs Bisson is the particle itself.

SPEAKER_01 19:53

Oh, oh, oh, oh. I'm talking about the facility in which they test these things in.

SPEAKER_00 19:58

Well, the particle itself is something that Stephen Hawking predicted could destroy the universe. Oh. Or could cause the universe to undergo a catastrophic vacuum.

SPEAKER_01 20:12

Oh, or a change, perhaps, like a interdimensional change, like a fracture in the space-time continuum.

SPEAKER_00 20:17

Well, and that was kind of the theory that we could have been sucked into a black hole and we wouldn't have known it. And so now we're living in a multiverse, you know, where we're existing in a multiverse, which goes along with um, you know, things seem so kind of off. We've had a lot of really crazy um things happen.

SPEAKER_01 20:43

Things have been off, and they've been uh getting progressively more off each year, it seems.

SPEAKER_00 20:50

It does.

SPEAKER_01 20:51

But I would be more in line with the interdimensional theory than I would with the possibility of a black hole, because there's a whole bunch of science that says a black hole is uh would turn a physical object into spaghetti because the gravity is so great. So the earth would just be, I don't know, stripped into nothing along with all of us. So black hole, I don't know, interdimensional theory, maybe I'm getting a really weird look here.

SPEAKER_00 21:18

Yeah, because I'm like what? It's a really weird topic. Uh you know, I know people who seem to have become different people in the last few years. Like their personalities have just changed. And I can't explain it. There's no explanation for it.

SPEAKER_01 21:39

I mean, there's an explanation right here. This is it.

SPEAKER_00 21:43

I see a personal, you know, friends and things where there have been changes, but also internationally and things that have happened in the world.

SPEAKER_01 21:52

It's true. There's been some really bizarre things that have gone on. And if I guess there's probably other people who've mapped it all out. But it just seems like every year things are a little bit stranger than they were the year before, and they don't feel right, and things don't feel right, and things feel off, and the whole world is off a little.

SPEAKER_00 22:12

Well, in the last, you know, think about the last couple of years. It it's like a time warp. You know, we've been through the pandemic, we're still going through that. And on the heels of that, the war in Ukraine now and the unpredictable nature of what could be coming. I mean, a lot of people are afraid of a nuclear war.

SPEAKER_01 22:34

Weird withdrawal from Afghanistan, the whole bizarre thing. I I I don't know. There's a whole bunch of really strange things that you could list, probably.

SPEAKER_00 22:45

And I've you know, I've heard people talk about uh even domestically here, all of the shoot, you know, the the shootings and things that have happened, the mass shootings. There's been uh it's it seems like an increase. I think we've always had those increases. Yeah, because I I actually was in France some years ago, and they really thought that we lived like back with the gangsters. You know, they thought everybody, like you just said, like the roaring twenties. Yeah, like we all had guns and we all went around in the like the wild west.

SPEAKER_01 23:23

See, it's true.

SPEAKER_00 23:24

But not that perception because it is not like that. So I don't listen to him. Um anyway, it's an interesting theory. I don't know, black hole. I don't think we know everything about a black hole yet, though. I mean, who's to say that it isn't uh beyond the event horizon?

SPEAKER_01 23:44

It isn't something Where things just change all of a sudden?

SPEAKER_00 23:47

Who knows, right? True.

SPEAKER_01 23:49

Has anybody actually Well if they have, they've never come back, so there's that. And to think the minds predicted the whole thing.

SPEAKER_00 23:59

Well, I don't know. That's interesting too, isn't it? And you know, um interesting comments have been made about well, and I guess it isn't really the same. Um the matrix, the idea that we're living in a simulation. It is kind of similar, but it isn't. Um you know, Elon Musk has said stuff about that where he thinks it's very likely that we are.

SPEAKER_01 24:25

Very likely.

SPEAKER_00 24:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 24:27

I mean he didn't say I mean you could say, you know, I guess it could be possible, or you can say it's very likely.

SPEAKER_00 24:32

He didn't use the words very likely. That's like one step below a certainty. I'm gonna look that up here. Um, but Neil deGrasse Tyson put the odds at 50-50 that our entire existence is a program on someone else's hard drive. Wow. So that's very likely fifty. He said, I think the likelihood may be very high.

SPEAKER_01 24:56

Look, I know Mark Zuckerberg is a robot, but I didn't know Neil deGrasse Tyson was uh really subscribing to that.

SPEAKER_00 25:04

Okay, okay. I've looked it up, what um Elon said.

SPEAKER_01 25:07

All right, Mark's not a robot, but he sure looked like one on Congress there.

SPEAKER_00 25:10

Well, I don't know. He may be a robot. You think he's an AI? I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 25:14

It's possible. He's just very um Maybe he's an eccentric hiding in the basement. He had an AI created with his billions, and that AI just goes around doing interviews and stuff and drinking water in a weird way.

SPEAKER_00 25:26

Well, he's not very liked uh in the US. He claims to be liked.

SPEAKER_01 25:31

Well, it's first generation AI. They don't, you know, he hasn't really mastered it yet.

SPEAKER_00 25:36

He likes, you know, he says that he's liked a lot more in other countries. I don't know if that's true.

SPEAKER_01 25:40

But maybe that's just what he tell us.

SPEAKER_00 25:43

Well, that's what he said on uh Les Friedman's podcasts. Oh. So anyway, um Elon Musk says has repeatedly espoused odds of one in billions that humanity does not exist within a simulation.

SPEAKER_01 25:59

One in billions? Mm-hmm that it does not yeah. Wait a minute, I'm trying to get my head around that. What?

SPEAKER_00 26:08

That humanity okay, the odds of one in billions that humanity does not exist in a simulation. Let's see. He says that because we're already creating simul simulations of everything.

SPEAKER_01 26:26

Um could you say that in Japanese, please? I'd probably understand it better.

SPEAKER_00 26:31

He says that because we're already creating simulations of everything, we have IKEA furniture, assembly simulators, etc., and computing power is ever increasing, we'll eventually have the ability to create simulated, simulated realities.

SPEAKER_01 26:49

Well, don't we already with like VR? And what does IKEA have to do with this?

SPEAKER_00 26:56

I I don't know. That's just what he said.

SPEAKER_01 26:59

That's what he said. The mind of another billionaire who also went to space. But did he have his spacesuit altered?

SPEAKER_00 27:07

He didn't go. He didn't go. He had other people go.

SPEAKER_01 27:10

Right. No spacesuit for you, Elon.

SPEAKER_00 27:12

Not yet. He's going to Mars.

SPEAKER_01 27:14

Will he?

SPEAKER_00 27:14

I don't know. I think he has said that he would like to die on Mars.

SPEAKER_01 27:20

Well, if he goes, you can almost guarantee that, I expect.

SPEAKER_00 27:25

Okay. Here's another thing that he said. It says um that he has Okay, that simulation is so commonplace in his discussions with people that he has banned its mention in hot tubs. What?

SPEAKER_01 27:46

Only in hot tubs.

SPEAKER_00 27:48

Well, I guess he has a lot of conversations in hot tubs. I don't know. Spending a lot of time in hot tubs. Yeah, so anyway, I've kind of gotten off track for that. That is an odd bit of trivia there.

SPEAKER_01 28:01

Where is the only place in the world where Elon Musk has banned the discussion of simulations? Hot tubs. You are right for a hundred dollars.

SPEAKER_00 28:09

This entire conversation is evidence of the fact that we've been sucked into a black hole in 2012. It's bizarre. And the bizarrity of things, like repurposing pubes. We could go back to that.

SPEAKER_01 28:22

Oh wow. You know what reminds me of that one episode you all did a while back? Pisner beer.

SPEAKER_00 28:28

Yeah, that was one of the first ones we did. Yeah. Recycling urine to make beer. That's disgusting.

SPEAKER_01 28:33

And uh, I wonder if those people had pubes. And would the beer taste differently with or without? Does it matter? Could you have like a light version? You have like Pisner beer. I don't think and then you have Pisner Beer Light, which is pubeless.

SPEAKER_00 28:45

Well, do you remember the part that was so disgusting about it, which is where they were, and we're gonna come full circle here. You're gonna see where's do it. Okay, so do you recall where they were collecting urine for this? I don't at concerts. Oh so coming around full circle. Because it's probably mostly alcohol already. Louder than life. Okay, there we go. So we have like uh large crowds producing a lot of urine over a number of days. Okay, concerts also. I didn't really think of it at the time, but it could have a lot of substances in it.

SPEAKER_01 29:23

Yeah, that's what I said. It's probably mostly alcohol already, so that makes it easy to do.

SPEAKER_00 29:27

But it's a good place to collect it. You know, you have all of this um available. I so I guess I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 29:35

I think we need to call it a day on that one.

SPEAKER_00 29:41

I think we need to wrap it up. I'm feeling kind of odd about all this at the moment.

SPEAKER_01 29:48

Right. Well, uh, see you next time.

SPEAKER_00 29:52

Uh yeah, this is an alternate reality, all right. We will uh be back soon, I'm sure.

SPEAKER_01 30:01

Check you out next time.

SPEAKER_00 30:04

Wow, we were all over the place there. No, just you yeah, probably just me. See ya. Bye.