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(This story is serial in nature. You should start at here.) Welcome to the newest call-in show to the WSPN network! Join our relationship experts Professor Shaum Defroyen and Co-Host Radd Flink for the inaugural episode of “Radiationships,” as we examine personal challenges, resolve interpersonal conflict, and dissect the ulterior motives of crickets. - Callers include a guy who’s taken his lumps and a self-made, self-help guru. This episode is sponsored by Deft Punk University, Primordial, and Bomb-Ass Socks. Brought to you by Cool Skvorsky. 
 Featuring Ashley Marshall, Nathan Connor, Drew Collins, Tavius Marshall, Michael Barger and Jon Royal. Spooning in the Apocalypse is created, written, produced, and edited by Tavius Marshall. Head writer: Nathan Connor. Executive Audio Tzar: Drew Collins. Contributing Producer: Isaac Lightburn.

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WSPN The Spoon:

That was the thrilling series finale of"Run for their Life". Join us this time tomorrow for a new project from the producers of"Places to Rent". Samamthy Evers returns home from a tour of duty in the wars to find her neighborhood less welcoming than when she left it. Will she find her path back to sobriety? How will she win over her neighbors in a community blaming her for the loss of block 18? Based on a true story, Mews Carinary calls it"a heart beating blood moving romp". The"Pretty Lady Daily says"it's hard to look away". Join the Samamthy Evers in Evers After. As she finds out you can't go home again, but maybe you can make a new one next door. Next up, WSPN introduces a new weekly show exploring relationships and how we do it. Whether you're learning to love yourself or someone else, Radiationships will tickle the right spot. Join registered professor Shaum Defroyen and his cohost, Radd Flink as they offer advice and solace, giving special attention for callers suffering through personal problems, interpersonal inconvenience. If the weight of your apocalypse is too much, let them Apoca-pick you up. Radiationships is now on WSPN The Spoon

Radd Flink:

Travelers and Trackers, vagrants and vagabonds settlers and survivors. To all you Radd heads out there, in Radiation Nation, this is an emergency broadcast your heart. Further instructions incoming. We are live from our ebs compound. in undisclosed location deep in the lines of the Sadlands. Our hearts are pure our backs strong, and eyes shielded from the glare of the BoneWaste. I'm Radd Flink with me the, professor. Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Radiationship. Callers. Good to be with you all again. Fresh off our. Five hundredth episode. Blow out. It was quite the spectacle. We blew out all the stops. Really knocked the wheels off and kept it rolling. We're rolling right onto the 501st. And Ladies and gentlemen, with that out of the way, we've got something very important to talk to you about today. Cause Ladies and Gentlemen, your relationship has never been in more danger. These are dark days. Ladies and gentlemen, we never seen anything like this in the studio. And Ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you, you nearly did not get this broadcast today. Isn't that right, professor?

Professor Shaum:

It's still in here somewhere. I can sense your presence. Cricket. I can feel your tiny, tiny breath on the back of my neck. Go Away.

Radd Flink:

This Cricket nearly made recording today. Impossible. Now we cornered him off. We managed to chase him down to, I think professor, if you can back me up on this. I think he's in the ventilation, near the bathrooms, the eastern bathrooms.

Professor Shaum:

Just as as, as a recap for our listeners last week, I advised one of our colors, a a young woman who was in a obviously toxic relationship to sever all ties with her lover, that lover now unable to access the comforts if his enabler emotionally distressed and clearly a cricket has come to me for that which he lacks. Of course the same lack of basic communication skills that lead to the demise if it's a recent relationship, prevents him from expressing himself to me in an honest and transparent way. And so he chirps passive aggressively, endlessly.

Radd Flink:

And this, this really displays a real issue with um, with borders, we've set certain borders emotionally said, we won't talk about ourselves on the show our personal lives don't come into it because the listeners, the listeners are what is important. Now we've also set perimeters with lasers and trip mines and all sorts of barbed wire and that sort of thing. Now, this cricket is completely run rough shod all over those boundaries that we sat down.

Professor Shaum:

I think. I think the inherent flaw is that an anti-personnel mine will not be activated by the way of a cricket.

Radd Flink:

Is there even such a thing as an anti crooked mine because now I've been going, maybe I need to go out and find them.

Professor Shaum:

I think, uh, I think we can put that to the listeners. I'm sure there's an industrious and ingenious listener out there, um, that, that he or she, his or herself has encountered a codependent cricket and has learned how to deal with that conclusively and decisively. So if anyone out there has information as to how to dispatch a codependent, um just ludicrously needy cricket, um, give us a call.

Radd Flink:

Okay. That's definitely one way. I mean, emotional, I suppose emotional connection to. Sure. Yeah, it's metaphorically as well. Speaking of king size, queen size and filterless, doesn't it feel like something's missing? A short list? That's right. Just when you thought it was all over your head, Kidderettes. You heard of these Professor. They're amazing. Love them. Kidderettes, are the child size smoke that's smooth and lasts. These are rolled and machined by genuine kid fingers, a 100 percent certified kid fingers. These are certified with a gold seal of approval for numerous advisory boards. They are rolled the machine by genuine kid fingers to ensure 100 percent size accuracy. There are perfect for a quick break or late night rendezvous made for kids by kids.

Professor Shaum:

For a uniquely smooth taste.

Radd Flink:

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Professor Shaum:

There's no substitute for children's fingers.

Radd Flink:

All right, well hopefully that cricket keeps his distance. I think we've made our presence known our expectations known to that cricket. So let's go ahead and then try to take a caller here. We'll take it down a notch see if we can't get things back under control. Who do we have on the line? On the lines there?

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We'll be right back with Radd Flink. And Professor Shaum Defroyen on Radiationships,

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Professor Shaum:

In its entirety, which is why the word cuckold sounds so much like the word chuckled.

Radd Flink:

That's fascinating. Professor.

Professor Shaum:

I've always thought so. Okay. Let's take another call. Welcome to radiation ships. How can we service you?

Lumper:

Am I on, am I through?

Professor Shaum:

I can hear you.

Lumper:

That's fantastic. No. Uh, no. I, I love you guys to show. I love it.. I haven't, I haven't actually heard it for a while. We can't. We can't get it down here in the southern SadLands.

Radd Flink:

Well, thank you very much. Thank you very much. Caller, we really appreciate that, you know, this show is made, it's more to listeners, please do this for the listeners into, in you and people like you are the reason that we do this everyday.

Speaker 4:

So, uh, you guys are still doing the thing where I talk about stuff and then, ya, ya tell me how to not do it the bad way.

Radd Flink:

This is Radiationships, personal growth, relationship growth. We offered advice that you need.

Lumper:

K. I, I used to, I used to be out out there in the Sadlands, you know, busting chops, uh, working for the raiders. Uh, you know, but uh, you know, people start talking and people start, you know, getting married and getting older and doing the thing. So I was like, okay, maybe that's for me, right? So I, I get, I gets me a wife, I settled down, we get ourselves a nice bunker, it's, you know, and we've got a good view of the Poison Sea from there, uh, we have three kids and only one of thems a mutant and uh everything's good and then she dies.

Radd Flink:

Okay, well let me just, let me just slow you down there for a second. We don't need your life story. We just need to know what's wrong.

Lumper:

What am I supposed to do now, right? Dead Wife, three kids, one room, shitty bunker. Got cans. That's it.

Professor Shaum:

Well, to know where you're going. Um, I suppose we need to know a little more of where you've been. You said you worked with the raiders, um, what are your skills? What are your interests? What do you.. In which? Which areas do you excel?

Lumper:

I was a Lumper. The argument happens right between like raider groups and you're yelling at them and then they're yelling at you and you need the guy to come up behind them and lump em. That was mostly my, my thing. I'm really good at hitting somebody in the back of the head when they're not looking really good at quiet.

Professor Shaum:

You're very quiet. You know your very violent. Tell me, do you have experience with crickets?

Radd Flink:

I can absolutely. A hundred percent kill a cricket. It's not a problem. We can't find him. That's the issue.

Lumper:

Well, W W, W, how many of crickets you have?

Radd Flink:

it's just the one. That's the thing.

Professor Shaum:

Just the one.

Radd Flink:

We're talking about, what, miles of highways. Hallways, excuse me, highways.

Lumper:

You say miles of hallways?

Radd Flink:

I mean we got. We got a bunker, but this cricket.

Lumper:

I got a bunker too.

Radd Flink:

Back me up professor, this cricket, he hasn't listened to a thing we've said.

Professor Shaum:

He he doesn't. If we're in the massage parlor, he's in the massage parlor.

Lumper:

You have a massage parlor?

Radd Flink:

We've got a bunker when the hot water went. That might've been him.

Professor Shaum:

Yeah. Yeah.

Lumper:

You've got hot water?

Professor Shaum:

Well, no, not anymore. It's lukewarm. At best, it's tepid. You think you have problems try taking a tepid, shower three times a day.

Lumper:

The only hot water we have pushing through these systems is when somebodies freshly peed. I'm sitting here wondering if I've wasted my life. And you, you guys were sitting there talking about hot water.

Professor Shaum:

You're clearly familiar with the old adage, hurt people hurt people. You're experiencing a very similar phenomenon. Boring people are boring. Now whereas some of my patients in the past have exhibited signs of multiple personalities. Each display in their own interests, skills, individuality. You seem to possess none of these things and you are experiencing what I call inadequate personality disorder.

Lumper:

inadequate personality disorder?.

Professor Shaum:

Yeah.

Lumper:

So you're saying I'm in the adequate for my personality,

Professor Shaum:

Unfortunately. No, I mean it's possible. I've only known you a few minutes. Um, I am quite sleepy. Uh, it's possible you have a borderline personality, which of course means you almost have a personality, but, but not quite. I think your problems would be best served by just being more interesting.

Radd Flink:

Have you tried that caller? Have you tried being more interesting?

Professor Shaum:

And I would, I would posit the question were people losing consciousness because of your violent outbursts or people losing consciousness because of your, your dearth of interest.?

Radd Flink:

Wow, that's a really good. That's a really good point professor. Maybe he's not quite as good a lumper is he purports,

Lumper:

Listen i was, I was, I was part of the Frontiers Men. Man. They are the most bad ass raiders out there.

Radd Flink:

Well, let me remind you, this cricket has had us up all night, you're going to have to spice things up a little bit. Um, professor usually doesn't get like this, but he's just, he's just nodding off, left and right. So let's, let's get back to, uh, your, I guess, problems so we can go ahead and just knock this out and get on to the next caller. Your problem is your bored.

Lumper:

Yeah.

Radd Flink:

Okay.

Lumper:

What's the purpose in life? I mean, that's, that's what you guys do, right? Ya gives purpose and help. I'm just trying to figure out my purpose, like all I do is sit round with these kids. Like I got three of these bastards and they just sit here and what do they want, more food, more food. lima bean me. lima bean me. I ain't lumping nobody in the back of the head. I ain't lumping my wife in the back of the head. I mean Shit. When we put her out the disposal. That was it. There was no proper funeral. Nothing pretty. It's just all fucking boring pizzaz hows this? Yeah. Yeah, sure, sure. Right. When they, when they get born into the world, you feel the meaning of life, the glory of new life. But I mean, shit, I've got the same thing, just like hitting somebody in the back of the head. Same feeling.

Professor Shaum:

Okay. It sounds to me that what you were in need of is, is some reframing in your life. Okay. Now you say you have a bunker. What it sounds to me like you have is a schoolroom. You said that you were a lumper. What, it sounds like to me is you are now a lumping instructor. And let me tell you what I mean by that. You say you have three children now in the days before the Confluence children receive their vocation by way of apprenticeship. Perhaps you can find renewed joy in life by training your children, uh, in the mutilitory arts, like their father.

Lumper:

I like this. Okay. Okay.

Professor Shaum:

Now, of course, the, the, the ancient apprenticeship model only allows for two children to be trained. So they will need to be some minor culling of your children. I'm now perhaps you could deprive them of food for several days and then introduce a piece of fruit and several knives. Perhaps you could construct a rudimentary thunderdome in your bunker. It's not my place to tell you how best to cull your offspring. Every child is different.

Lumper:

So. So the, the culling process, how do you make sure that the right one gets culled?

Radd Flink:

Well, I think we can help you out there. Which one have you chosen for the culling? Okay. And can I get a name and a general description?

Lumper:

Yeah. His name is Carthy, he's got three eyes on the right and then just the one on the left.

Speaker 2:

Okay. And you said you were out by the Poison Sea in the south Sadlands correct?

Lumper:

Yeah

Radd Flink:

Good deal. You said you were a fan, a long time fan. So let's see if we can't bring back an old classic. Oh, professor. Did you hear that?!?!(sound of screeching guitar)

Professor Shaum:

I did. Indeed.

Lumper:

Oh he's doing the thing!

Speaker 6:

Not the cricket!(sound of screeching guitar)

Lumper:

He's doing the thing!

Speaker 2:

(Rock music begins) Hope you brought your shades! It's about to get real bright in here! Better get to the shelter! It's time for another Nuclear Callout! Ladies and gentlemen, who's the spotlight on the day? Looks like Carthy down by the Poison Sea, this is your chance, ladies and gentlemen, your chance win fabulous prizes and rewards. All you gotta do. Find that boy, find that girl, find Carthy and let us know. Use the dropbox, down by I-65. There's a statue two huge pillars, legs, big ole head laying right next to it. There's a dropbox at the bottom. You drop off proof there and you will win a wonderful prize. Ladies and gentlemen, that's been our Nuclear Call out. Caller thank you for calling.

Lumper:

Thanks for helping with the culling!

Radd Flink:

No problem. Just drop em out the shoot whenever you're ready.

Lumper:

Sounds good. Thank you.

Radd Flink:

Always nice to be able to help people.

Professor Shaum:

It's, you know, it's, it's, it's mostly on us, but it's also to them they have to be willing. You have to. You have to make sacrifices in your life if you want to move forward, you know, we all carry a lot of dead weight. Whether that's emotional or psionical.

Radd Flink:

That's very true. Maybe. Maybe that's something we should be thinking about with this cricket. Ya know? As I'm thinking about it. That last caller made a good point the bunker is pretty big. Do we really need that wing?

Professor Shaum:

Yes, yeah I do.

Radd Flink:

Well, we can talk about this off air. Like I said, we don't like getting into our personal problems.

Professor Shaum:

My lumbar is excessively tender. That's where the massage parlor is.

Radd Flink:

So I'm guessing we should just go to another caller. We, we got anybody else on the line here?

Professor Shaum:

I'm going to be very cranky without my massage. Go ahead Caller.

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Speaker 2:

Just an everyday case of adult onset razor jowls. I think we have time for one more call. Go ahead, caller. Welcome to Radiationships. How can we service you are? Just. I just wanted to call it my, my name is Raj, I'm

Speaker 11:

a regiment and as a matter of fact, and I just wanted to call in, uh, in response to the last caller that you had and it seems like he's having a pretty tough go at things and I just wanted to say that I completely agree what you guys are saying and I feel like he's got some control in his life, gets. I've definitely found some control in mind and I just wanted to make sure that for anybody else out there that. Yeah, I mean, you know, things here in the sad lance can get to you, but it doesn't have to be what drives you on an everyday level. You, you, you, yourself, everybody that's out there listening, they can take control of their lives kind of the way that I have. So.

Speaker 2:

Absolutely. And let me tell you a color. This is like a breath of fresh air. I'm sure you've heard of today's been a little rough for us. Um, but at the same time, like we know what's going to get better. It's not that bad. Right? And so often we have these callers calling in, of course I'm not talking about you hear color or you dear listeners, just the colors, just the colors they call it and they bellyache and we're here to hear your problems. We're here to offer you solutions. But when you don't listen, when you tell us, I'm not willing to call that kid when you tell us, you know, I'm not willing to separate entirely from everyone I know and move because I'm unhappy. If that's the all the advice you've been given, well maybe you should listen to you called to listen, not, not to tell us what's wrong. Right? You didn't call us to lecture us on, Oh, you're living in a bunker and you haven't so much better. You don't understand. No, we do understand. We had a device show. We're. It's our business to understand that's what we do. Sorry, sorry, sorry. I call her. I got a little carried away there. Why don't you tell us a little bit about yourself because it sounds like it could be a real positive influence on our color.

Speaker 11:

Well, I just wanted to touch base on a little bit about what you were saying. I mean, because I completely totally agree. After my second amputation, I thought that my life was done. I thought it was over and I said, you know, hey, this can be actually the tipping point to something good to something great. Why I live here in the north side lands. And I've been kind of an intermediary between different groups. Bring them together and helping solve people's problems all through my region here in the north. And so I, I've kind of become some water, but if you want to call it that, I just had this kind of complete and total happenstance. I just, there's been some greater groups. People have kind of got to know me. Um, I kind of lose touch with people are really quickly. Uh, I mean just, you know, different circumstances. But I will meet people, I would turn into changing people's lives and then we usually don't talk very much after that because I feel like my work has been done and get her. I'm saying after I make sure that their dog is dead or after I make sure that they're complete domicile, it's been destroyed. I can lead that situation knowing that I've left them in a better place, so I feel the same way about my own life.

Speaker 2:

Sounds like we're coming from. I'm from a very similar place of wanting to help people and just sometimes you just get so fed up and I right, he, professor of acme, it's so frustrating. These people call it in and they won't take control of your life. Their lives like this color has some people's are just, just terminally ungrateful. You know, when, when, when you as an enlightened person have identified the problem will person or pet that is the source of their issue and you, you tell them they need to remove it or, or you take the initiative. I'm like, you have rush and you remove it for them. Sometimes they, the response is just infantiles, you know, and it doesn't, it doesn't make you a work any less important. It doesn't make you any less enlightened. It just, it just shows other people to be inadequate. Yeah. So Raj, can you give us an example of just help our listeners out here? What sort of thing would you do? Maybe just just the last job you did that you're really proud of.

Speaker 11:

I'm all about clearing a path that is unclouded on a straight and narrow way to the best that you could possibly be. You. I like just what I do. I mean that's my gift that I can give to other people. Actually there was one group of raiders and they were having some trouble deciding as to, as to who should lead, who should, who should follow, how to work things out. And I could see that they were having a structure problem. They were having a log jam at the top. All right. So what I did was I made sure they brought their problems and I just overheard you know, that I mean that's the kind of guy that I am. I really want people to be able to find their best version of clarity. So I came across an argument and I made sure I made sure that one of my slash harpoons was nice and fresh and I got two in one stroke. I got two in one stroke. That's amazing. Waiters, raiders, there was no more confusion because there was only one left, was only one left and there was no, no more confusion, no more doubt. And when I left that situation, that gentlemen, that gentleman had no doubt as to who was running his organization because it was him because it was him and all of the control, all of the responsibility was in his hands. He didn't thank me, but I know he wanted to. He didn't know he wanted to and I just made sure I had the hastily get out so I could go about helping other people and just the, the, the shouts of gratitude as I was leaving the situation I can tell were very heartfelt. And if he's listening right, I would just like to say, hey brother, that's the best I can do for another person and I hope you pass it on.

Speaker 2:

You don't have to apologize. I said, you're welcome. You're welcome. That was the Movado is a by a grove road. You said you were in north Northstar. Sadly, it's greg

Speaker 11:

the slightly over the distorted gorge. Sure. The best way I tell people to find it. If you can look for and be elongated craters with a deformed slugs that's around in that area.

Speaker 2:

I know exactly what you're talking about. I have to. I have to commend you on your, your excellent mastery of advanced psychological problem solving as a, as a fellow enlightened person, as a fellow pro, a solver of problems. Um, I, I often find it difficult to just find the energy to find that drive, that motivation to push forward. Where do you find your, your drive, what fields you,

Speaker 11:

the radiation and so on that I said, I don't need this need, this space that's so cramped and is so riddled older and punches. And so what I did was I just made sure I did without it. I put my incinerator on high and just let it go and run a mile away. And so now I let nature and that's right. I sent nature. I let nature speak to me in what I'm saying. I let them tell me what I should be doing. I let the buzzard bears tell me what I should be doing. That is exactly what I need, so I'm in tune with nature and it gives me my motivation. If a buzzard bear is picking at my open scabs on my torso, that lets me know, hey, it sounded good. Change somebody's life. It's time to go change somebody's life and that's what I do.

Speaker 2:

Somebody left on. Let me, let me say something there because I feel like we're. We're at a real kindred spirit and really making a connection here. I'd be like, you're, you're like grown. You're only like a boots on the ground doing the real tough work sitting up here like armchair generals, but you use or are doing the real pods work. I am a soldier. Absolutely. Let me tell you something real quick because you were mentioning about just sort of where you get that, that drive. Where do you get that fire? Right, and I, I tried to keep personal stuff off the show. Of course we've talked about that, but I'm just sort of something, a little ritual that I do every morning that just sets me off and it gets me going and it puts me in the right place. Ladies and gentleman, what you want to do, you didn't go to the place with the skulls, you know the one and for me that happens to be just down just down the hill, get a good intact human skull. Now I set that on my bedside table. Every morning I get up and I hold that skull in my hands like deep in those empty cavernous sockets, j Dot d, You, I'm alive and you're not, darn you, Mr. bricker and that really that that just puts me in the right place and so. So I give that to you as a gift because it's a really, I think put the professor calls it an f

Speaker 5:

formation. Yeah. If I've actually. I've witnessed this, I've witnessed read Brad performing this. I've walked into his room and I've seen him laying in bed. I mean he's not holding it to his face, but he's got. He's got the skull. I'm kind of at his, at his midsection and he's, he's screaming and he's grunting and that, that skull in his lap is shaking. Um, and, and, and when he's done, he's lighter. He's, he's happier. He's, he's expelled, whatever it was that was in him, um, I, I guess metaphorically into the socket of that skull and, and, and, and it's great. And so I hope our listeners are taking note of these things. You know,

Speaker 2:

it lights that fire, that fire that jeff had to get up and go every morning.

Speaker 11:

What I'm hearing is that I need a, I need to pour out because I haven't had any bad episodes that last time. I slaughtered that family of four, but I've been living on. But man, sometimes advice goes wrong. Well, no, I've been living on that high for. I mean because I could see that their problem really hell is other people. I released them from that and I'm not as good of a place as iron man, but you get what I'm saying. Think outside the box. This is what I got to do for those times where it gets slow and because I crave interaction, you know what I'm saying? But out here, sometimes in the sad lands, especially with no Dharma, it can get a little lonely. So yeah, I, I, I would love to try something like that. It's kind of putting that negative energy. What little I might ever come across into another bessel. Exactly. You got, you got to the heart of it. That's exactly what it is. Same thing. Apply to capitated corpses because I mean I might need a larger vessel to put what I need in. So I mean if I say like if I had a capitated corpse and I'm like yelling into the neck, I mean in all of the body is taken. How does that work?

Speaker 2:

Well, I can speak from experience there, but I imagine it's pretty much the same. It's not about what the vessel is, it's about what the Bezel is. Do you.

Speaker 5:

Right. It's also important to remember that sometimes I read device on this show is, is a one a day you need to change everything that you do. Um, but for you rush, I would say this is just an augmentation for you, for you to progress to the next level in your life, get a vessel, a project, project you, your, your inner most parts into the vessel, but at the same time keep doing what you're doing, you know, to

Speaker 2:

talk to the animals, walk with the animals, do what the animals do and burn things.

Speaker 11:

Anytime I can help anybody at anytime I can get help. It's a beautiful day outside out here. Now in it. And I wish, I wish you guys in your subterranean bunker could see what I see. I'm coming up on a place, a pretty movies used to be a big film fan. This is a, a deserted blockbuster. Oh God, it's gonna. I'm gonna. Take some time. You need to take some time here and suster what's here? But uh, um, I'll definitely call. And again, thank you so much

Speaker 2:

and do me a favor as a, in the next part of your journey is your, you're exploring the aisles of that place. Keep an eye open for a film called contour. Man. I'm early eighties Disney production. Michael Crawford at his best and if you find that, uh, give us a call back and we'll, we'll maybe discuss a meeting. Don't tell you what color call back. Anyway, I think we can talk about this off air, but I, I'd like to see that as well.

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We'll do keep walking through the light guys.

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You stay strong. I'm so glad. I'm so glad he called today for the, for the affirmation, for the opportunity to help them along in this quest and for just, just a chance to maybe see cone doorman again. Absolutely. Absolutely. It gives you a hope and that's really what. That's really what the information is all about. That's really what this is all about. It says the hope that we can help people. It's the hope that evoked that crooked doesn't have a very long lifespan or we'll give himself away shortly after we're all fair. I'm wondering if, if the self maintenance routines would help clear that out. We should, we should get. And do you have a. do you have a spirit school? Oh, um, now we can go get one. I talked about. Let's, let's, let's, let's do that. Well, ladies and gentlemen, I thought at the time we have today we got some business to take care of. This has been a radiation chips. I'm red blanket with me as always. The professor don't come looking for us.

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