Would You Vouch for Me at the Pearly Gates?

Ever had that moment when you're getting ready for a date, ask what to wear, and they respond with "casual"? The Mixed Vibez crew dives headfirst into this dating disaster, debating whether a woman was justified in canceling her date when the guy couldn't provide actual plans beyond a vague dress code. 
The podcast takes a fascinating existential turn when we tackle a question that reveals the true boundaries of friendship: if you were in heaven and someone you knew was trying to get in, would you vouch for them? 
Halle Berry clapping back at her ex-husband's criticism of her mothering skills and the absurdly petty feud between Cam'ron and Omar Gooding. The latter story—involving Cam spending thousands just to prank Gooding with a fake movie role—has the crew debating the levels of pettiness in celebrity beef. They round out the episode with commentary on viral TikTok trends and social media controversies that had them saying "that's wild" more than once.

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Transcript

Podcast Intro and Wedding Talk

Speaker 1 0:02

Hey, y'all know what time it is. Another episode of Deep Mixed Vibes Podcast, your favorite amateur podcast, and you can damn. You can find us wherever you get your podcasts. Well, I'm your boy, young Quaggy D the Dream.

Speaker 2 0:14

You know what it is. What it do. What's your girl, your favorite fine-ass auntie Jersey Woodman, in the building? What it do.

Speaker 3 0:22

That's your boy, mr Bad. I can't say your name up on the spot. Might not put with you tomorrow. Just realizing I left my liquor upstairs.

Speaker 2 0:32

Damn man Was about to pour me a drink.

Speaker 3 0:36

Damn, that's hot-ass liquor. I like cold liquor. Anyway, what's up y'all, how y'all living?

Speaker 2 0:42

It's hot. I'm frustrated. It's been a long week. I just slept bro.

Speaker 3 0:51

Go ahead, how you living, my bro.

Speaker 1 0:54

Hey bro, you know me, I'm cool like the other side of the pillow Shit. Shout out to the Quiet Storm.

Speaker 2 1:05

Okay, turn up.

Speaker 3 1:08

You want to get more detailed? I don't know.

Speaker 1 1:11

I was getting it too. Go ahead. Bruh's getting married tomorrow, so you know there's going to be a mixed vibe showdown out there.

Speaker 2 1:21

Fuck it up. Who's getting married? I don't know. To fuck it up. Who was getting?

Speaker 1 1:27

married. I don't know, yeah T.

Speaker 2 1:29

Oh shit. I didn't get an invite so I forgot I ain't seen him in so damn long.

Speaker 1 1:36

You know he was scared of you.

Speaker 2 1:39

He had no reason to be scared of me.

Speaker 3 1:44

We're not going to go down there, right bro. We're not going to go down there right now.

Speaker 2 1:47

We're not going to go down there right now. He had no reason to be scared of me, but fuck it.

Speaker 3 1:52

But yeah, shout out, lt, we'll be there tomorrow. I gotta go find some shoes.

Speaker 2 1:57

This is us Take pictures. I hope y'all have fun. I hope the bar's open.

Speaker 3 2:02

I hope so too, but I ain't going to be there long because I got a kid at the house. Oh, man.

Speaker 2 2:08

Drop him off at Grandma's house. Go enjoy the wedding.

Speaker 3 2:10

Too much driving. I ain't even going to lie to you. There you go. One is one side of the tent.

Speaker 1 2:15

I mean I could do it but, nah, that's what I'm saying, and it's easier just to head back to the crib I was going to say I might as well just leave him at the crib. I'll leave him at the crib. You know what he's going to do anyways, he's going to play 2K all day anyway.

Speaker 2 2:32

Right, he's going to be on the game, okay.

Speaker 1 2:35

And by the time he look up, y'all going to be home, right.

Speaker 2 2:38

Oh, Y'all back already.

Speaker 3 2:42

I answered just now. I said, hey, you want to ride and get this food with me?

Speaker 2 2:46

No, no, I'm good. Where's that boy?

Speaker 3 2:51

pizza and go have a good night. So yeah, I'm going to get him some food, put him in there, let him play the game, and I got the app to know where he at all times, anyway.

Speaker 2 2:59

Look at that 21st century parenting, ladies and gentlemen. He like 13, isn't he Sure 11.?

Speaker 3 3:11

Okay, I'm in the between.

Speaker 2 3:14

I'm in the 13 years, crazy work.

Speaker 1 3:19

They grew up so fast, bro. I used to be what? 5?, 4?

Speaker 3 3:24

Yeah bro, real talk me. I used to be what five, four. Yeah, bro, real talk, real quick story time. His mama called what's wrong with your son? I keep it's like he go when he with his mama. He just go straight in the house. He got a key and all that. You know, real talk, routine. What's wrong with your son? I keep calling his phone. I done looked. She got cameras in the house. I don't look in the cameras. He ain't in here. I seen him on the Zoom camera. I said whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Speaker 3 3:52

First off, I need you to slow down. I don't know what the issue is. I need you to slow down. Talk to me like a normal conversation. She said your son's not answering the phone. He's not in the house. I seen him outside with one of his little friends. I said all right. She said can you try to call him? So I tried to call him, but he didn't answer the phone. About 10 minutes later he finally answered the phone. I called him at the park home About 10 minutes later he finally has a hug call and he's at the park. She called, told me the situation. I called him and said look, don't have your mama call me. Looking for you talking about don't nobody know where you at. I don't care what the rule is at your mom's house when you get off that school bus and go in the house. It don't make me come over and puke.

Speaker 1 4:47

If we get in this conversation again.

Speaker 3 4:49

That's your ass, you understand. Yes, sir, I said I yeah, with the deepest side.

Speaker 2 4:58

I said I would.

Speaker 3 5:00

I would puke in front of whoever you with. Don't play with me though.

Speaker 2 5:03

No question, but anyways.

Speaker 3 5:06

X-Jur, I will be in front of whoever you is. Don't play with me though, no question. Anyways, x-jurors time, I like preparing Crazy words.

Dating Drama: Canceling Over "Casual"

Speaker 2 5:14

I can never. I got so many stories to have in the past couple weeks.

Speaker 3 5:18

All right, jurors, I'm scrolling on TikTok and I seen a TikTok about a lady who said cancel my date. While getting ready she had the makeup on. But she said she canceled the date because she texted the guy. And she said yo, I want to know how I should dress for the evening. He said casual. She got offended and said you know what we're not going when. I said what's the issue? What's the problem? You don't got no plans. You telling me to dress casual? That means you ain't got no plans. We could have did X, y and Z. And then Bertrand said well, if that's what you want to do, we can do that too. She said no, because you ain't had no plans to begin with. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. She said she feel like, because I don't want to re-litigate the whole TikTok. You know what I mean.

Speaker 2 6:13

But she did ask him you know well, what do you have planned if we're doing cash? He didn't really have a response for her, like what are we doing? We's like, yeah, we can do that. Like that man didn't have a point, I was going to say yeah, you're right. That man did not have a point.

Speaker 3 6:27

Okay, so I'm going to let you go. I'm going to go Because I normally don't be a TikTok comment, but I definitely was.

Speaker 2 6:35

So what's the question? Was she wrong? Is that the question? Do you feel as?

Speaker 3 6:40

if she was wrong, hell, no, oh, I was just kidding. Yeah, fuck no.

Speaker 2 6:47

Still she wasn't wrong. Like fuck, I'm gonna waste my time and a good outfit for her. She had just solidified that base, she was looking good, she was ready to go out and tear up and she mentioned, you know, not wanting to be out with the 25 and up club, which I understand. It can be a little rowdy. They like to call the police where, when I be where I be at in the 25 and up to be there, put me in the 30 and up crowd. I like them, the 35 plus. I still get in over there. I'm 30 and I still get in with the 35 and ups.

Speaker 2 7:13

You know they like me to do whatever, but like, even if she, like I'm, even if I'm not expecting much, I expect something, like she asked me because she wanted to make sure she dressed appropriately, and that's cool. Was she trying to dress up? Yeah, not a lot. Like she said, she just wanted a little kitten paw heel or whatever, just a little tip-tap for the night. And that man had no plan for that lady. Not only would I have canceled, but I'd have called another nigga.

Speaker 1 7:42

Okay, Hold on. Q. What called another nigga? Okay, Hold on. Q. What if you called the next nigga and he started doing some bullshit?

Speaker 2 7:50

Then I'm calling the homegirls at that point.

Speaker 1 7:54

What if he started doing this, Jerry?

Speaker 2 7:58

The fuck is that, oh Lord you gotta chill no. No, hell, no, oh lord, you gotta chill. No, no hell. No, look, I fuck with old niggas, ain't none of them niggas?

Speaker 3 8:12

I know that flexible this nigga, letting her know what he want her to do.

Speaker 2 8:20

I'll be damn, I'll be damn he tune that thing up.

Speaker 3 8:24

He want her to go on that oh.

Speaker 2 8:26

Lord Not it so. Not it.

Speaker 3 8:30

When she said that he was like talking about the plans and stuff, she said he really didn't say nothing. What if he wanted to surprise her, jerz?

Speaker 2 8:40

Then say it's a surprise, I need you to wear some active. Wear Like if we was doing you know, nighttime paintball or some shit, like you know, mentally prepare that girl for that she was. That man didn't have a plan and at that point you know, when he was trying to reiterate what she was like, well, fuck it, I don't want to go. You could have gave the fuck in and told her what the plan was, because, because at this point, like she said, all right, you have no plan, I'm good.

Speaker 3 9:06

Cool. What if, when he said dress casual and the plan was to do some bowling, some putt-putt, some top golf, some paint and seal?

Speaker 2 9:20

Say that she could have found an appropriate outfit to wear for that. It's not a problem. He said just casual, I feel like but he also didn't say what the fuck they was doing or where they was going. You bullshitting around because he was going to pick that girl up at 10, 15, 10, 20 and take her back to the crib and she was going to be mad because that was just a booty call, if it was a booty call, say that that could have been possible.

Speaker 3 9:47

But it also could be possible because I can speak from experience. If I tell you to be ready at such and such time, I'm not going to tell you what we're doing. I'm going to tell you how to dress and then that's just that.

Speaker 2 10:01

And if you say we're going to this spot I know we're going out to dinner, we're going to a small get-together you don't got to give her the parameters, the details. We're all going to be there. But if I'm asking you what we're doing so I can dress accordingly, you need to give me solidified hints if you're not going to tell me exactly what the fuck you're doing. He was not giving solidified hints.

Speaker 3 10:26

I feel like the brother said there's gravity and it could have been all types of plans after that.

Speaker 2 10:31

I feel like there wasn't, because at that point you wouldn't say something, especially when she was like, well, fuck it, you have no plan, I'm not going. Well, in his defense, he was planning to give him ass.

Speaker 3 10:41

He was blinded about her cancellation. So now, bro, we're like what's the issue?

Speaker 2 10:46

After the fact, though. After the fact, though, because she already told you what she needed from you, tell me where we're going so I can dress right. The girl had on half a face of makeup, like if it didn't require makeup. Like you know, let me tell you, I can see you. Like I said, if we was doing some midnight paintball type shit, let me know, like I'm about to bust your ass with this paintball, like.

Speaker 3 11:11

I see your point, but I also see the perspective of man.

Speaker 2 11:15

Just because I tell you to dress casual don't mean you pulling up at my crib but it also wasn't a hard enough question for him not to give her a real answer, okay.

Speaker 3 11:24

I want to see the text messages. I'm not going to lie, I do want to see the text messages. The way she was talking, bruh might have actually said something At this point. She already got an attitude because she wanted to get dialed up. Bray didn't give her a dialed up date. I want to see the text messages.

Speaker 2 11:43

He was going to have that girl on his full time. I want to see the sex message. He ain't no problem doing something casual, but he was going to have that girl on his futon and she was going to be mad. He sound like a nigga with an air mattress.

Speaker 1 11:55

That's all I'm saying um you done, slept on an air mattress before. I don't want to hear it.

Speaker 2 12:05

I'm 30. I don't do that, no more anymore, exactly.

Speaker 3 12:10

I ain't never fucked on an air mattress. I can't relate to y'all, so I don't nigga what. I ain't never fucked on an air mattress. I done fucked a lot of places. Air mattress is not one of them, I remember the last time.

Would You Vouch at Heaven's Gate?

Speaker 1 12:27

I used to live and sleep on the air mattress. What are we talking about?

Speaker 3 12:32

I ain't never Like I said, a lot of places, a lot of public places.

Speaker 2 12:38

Hey y'all, Last night I was on the air mattress, his baby mama busted through the back door. Yo Crazy word, crazy word pregnant and all.

Speaker 3 12:53

What a time, what a time, what a time nah, what you uh, what you got, what you got Clay yeah, nah, I, uh, I don't think it's that serious, man.

Speaker 1 13:11

I mean it's, it's really just, it's just a, it's just a day why I gotta give up, why I gotta give up the spiel. You know what I mean, why you just can't accept it for what it is, where it is, why we gotta go way through it didn't know where it was.

Speaker 3 13:37

That's why she asked something if you agree to go out at 10pm you can already do which is more reason to ask like where the hell we going at 10 o'clock?

Speaker 1 13:51

how?

Speaker 2 13:51

dressed up on the scale of 1 to 10. Do I need to be me?

Speaker 3 13:54

and my sweatpants could have been on the couch you should have been asking that question before we got her to the whole. You should have asked then so what we gonna be doing at 10pm.

Speaker 2 14:04

You sure should have asked then, so what we gonna be doing at 10 pm? He sure should have. He wouldn't have had an answer for her two days ago either, because he didn't have a point.

Speaker 3 14:14

I feel it. I feel it. Y'all ever did the pain sip.

Speaker 2 14:18

Yeah, I think it's a cute little date Nah.

Speaker 1 14:22

I ain't never indulged in the pain, shit. Nothing against it, just never had the opportunity, more or less.

Speaker 2 14:32

I've done a couple smoking paints too. I think y'all will fuck with that.

Speaker 3 14:38

Quag Mike, I'm not going to. A little puff and paint, I ain't going to be out of pain if I puff One puff, I'm not. I ain't gonna be out of paint if I puff. If I puff, I'm not. I'm just gonna be looking at a blank canvas. You know, to save my life, to save my life.

Speaker 2 14:52

Oh yeah, you just gonna put a turkey hand in the middle of it all of the day.

Speaker 3 14:59

I ain't gonna do that much, All right, Ed Squagg. Squagg is really oh all right, ass quack, but it's really not necessarily an ass quack. But Michael Porter Jr has been out, been online, you know. His brother got arrested for gambling, betting on his games, and Michael Porter Jr basically said I mean, if we grow a pool, you know, if you can tell your homeboys to bet under on this one game, then the whole team's rich, not just you. He also said his vice is women. He said my brother was into the gambling, I'm into the women. He also said if none of the dudes in the league that talked about you or none of my homeboys that had you, I don't feel like I could like you. That's what he said.

Speaker 1 15:51

I didn't see that part.

Speaker 3 15:54

I told you I'm going to watch the Jeff Teague stuff where they react to a bruh say it, so go ahead. What's your thoughts, brother?

Speaker 1 16:07

so I seen the initial video he put out. I don't know, like I said, I don't know what, what bro was going through, what was going on, but he decided to get on live an interview. Yeah, it was an interview, an interview.

Speaker 3 16:24

Yeah, it was an interview.

Speaker 1 16:27

Either way, what made you get on there and trash your brother like that For one? That's where we're at. Let's start off there. Let's talk about that first. Two. Excuse me, excuse me. Why would you, why would you get on there and play with God like that? Mr Mr Whores Galores, that shit was wrong. That shit was out of pocket. That shit was wrong. Then you double back to your brother. I was blessed with a lot of money and hoes he was. He wasn't blessed with that much money. That shit's crazy bro. Did he just need a soundbite? Cause, I ain't gonna lie, I never heard Michael Porter Jr talk before that, maybe like a college interview, but did he just need to say something, just so people do what he sounded like? Cause I don't think that's what he should have said to talk about your brother that's locked up for gambling.

Speaker 1 17:53

Like a dog.

Speaker 3 17:54

Like a, like hey, he different. Different, that's all I can say. He different, I don't even know, Do you? They go through media training, Like all these dudes from the time they in high school at this point, because he knew he was going to be a top hit. They go through media training. Did you just turn around and say F it?

Speaker 2 18:21

Yeah.

Speaker 1 18:24

I'm not even going to hurt you. Media training and all that. That was personal. He knew what he was doing.

Speaker 3 18:33

Don't you have to investigate him now, though.

Speaker 1 18:38

I think we should have been investigating him from the jump. That's true, look, birds of a feather. Y'all family, y'all from the same nest.

Speaker 2 18:48

He's only taking recommended Gucci.

Speaker 1 18:49

He's like what do you say?

Speaker 2 18:58

Didn't he say he wasn't taking Gucci without a recommendation? What's the last part of what you said?

Speaker 3 19:06

What was the last part? You said Clay.

Speaker 1 19:09

No, you said. She said he wasn't taking Gucci without a recommendation. Oh yeah, that's what he said which is also nuts. What are we doing?

Speaker 2 19:19

Crazy words.

Speaker 1 19:21

I hate when a nigga fuck my bitch. I mean not mine, but I mean I do hate that too. But I'm just saying in general.

Speaker 3 19:30

Clarify that don't cause a problem for you.

Speaker 1 19:32

Don't fuck behind me, that's just me personally that shit was wild.

Speaker 2 19:41

That shit was wild.

Speaker 1 19:44

And then you know them NBA niggas. They like that shit though.

Speaker 3 19:47

They do because they all want All these women in the world. Y'all got to have the same ones.

Speaker 2 19:53

That's crazy.

Speaker 3 19:54

That's nuts to me. All right, beth. I was listening to a new Rory and Maude podcast and two topics they had was very interesting. The first is if you're in heaven and someone wants to use your name, someone you know in your personal life wants to use your name to get in first off, would you, and do you have anybody, and do y'all have any people that you wouldn't let use your name?

Speaker 2 20:39

Jerks. First off, no ex can use my name to get in the head of me. Nobody, Nobody, literally nobody. Anybody who I was friends with before 2009 can't use my name so Teddy, can't use your name oh shit, well, teddy, we still friends.

Ex Partners Reunion Birthday Surprise

Speaker 2 21:07

Damn we that old isn't it let me clarify no female friends from before 2009 can use my name. I don't know, man, I don't know I'm going to use grandma name or something. Don't call me. I don't even know, man, I'm going to use grandma's name or something. Don't call me. I don't even know that my ticket is guaranteed. Like don't For real, I don't know that my ticket is guaranteed. You might get transported to the other side trying to use my name at the gate. I can't hold it, I mean my name at the gate.

Speaker 1 21:59

I can't hold it. Now ask the question again because I ain't going to hold you.

Speaker 3 22:05

I had answers the other day I had answers, but All right, if you would have. Basically, you see somebody on the outside of the game and they trying to get in and they, they want to use you as a reference to get into heaven. Is there? First off, would you let people use your name? And secondly, is there people on your list that you automatically? It's an automatic no off the rip.

Speaker 1 22:37

Baby mama number three, I see you out there. And I waved and then I shot you a bird no you cannot, absolutely not. Let me see who else. I didn't even hold you and just to just for the callback Jigga. No, not even you can call anybody else out.

Speaker 3 23:14

It ain't got nothing to do with J. It ain't got nothing to do with J. It's people you know, you don't know J.

Speaker 2 23:23

Damn.

Speaker 1 23:24

I know enough to know that that nigga don't need to be in there.

Speaker 3 23:28

You don't know J. This ain't about what. What celebrity you seen?

Speaker 1 23:33

Let me see that blue-haired bitch that fired me at them. Honey Brothers, damn.

Speaker 3 23:44

See y'all looking at it as people y'all got beef with or people y'all dislike. That should really be the only parameter.

Speaker 1 23:53

There's people that I like that can't use my name.

Speaker 3 23:56

Because the first person I thought of I was like I know who you talking about the first person I thought of I was like I would and I would want to, but, brother, don't get in here and not listen to it. And then I Listen.

Speaker 1 24:12

You already know, you've seen it too many times.

Speaker 3 24:18

I can get another job. Let's say it like it's a job I get brother hard on. I can get another job, I can't get another heaven.

Speaker 2 24:27

You can't get another heaven. There's no getting back. Ain't too many niggas I'm vouching for in this life. I ain't vouching at the gate.

Speaker 1 24:39

Not even gonna lie, bruh. Just think how fast he get fired from a job. Imagine how fast he get kicked out of heaven. Jurors I kid you not. I got this man on it, I got him a job. He was there for a week. On that eighth day he made him work his whole shift and he said all right, bro, we don't need your services, no more.

Speaker 2 25:03

I'm not feeling needed through the eight hours.

Speaker 1 25:07

He's like bro, he made me pull a heavy pallet out, man Pallet full of 12 packs. Yeah, he set you up 12 packs and two liters. Then he fired you. Yeah, I probably would have shot the place up.

Speaker 3 25:28

Damn the person you referred to. He's actually my number two crazy.

Speaker 1 25:35

Who's your number one? Nigga you damn we ride.

Speaker 3 25:44

Listen to the pod. And you said it. She pressed play. She said boom. I said did you cause the guy gonna tell his ass not to do something? That nigga gonna do something now. That nigga going to do something Now, we both in.

Speaker 1 25:54

I would never. I would never not do something Now what we talking about. I would just finagle a little bit.

Speaker 2 26:02

Not finagle, not finagle, not finagle. The Lord nigga.

Speaker 1 26:07

Not finagle the Lord, but I'm just saying if he says something I'll be like all right, cool, I won't do that see, it's nigga trying to find ways around what the lord said.

Speaker 2 26:18

I said I won't eat up the hell I feel like there need to be parameters, like I need to say I wouldn't try to, I'm saying I wouldn't like okay, eventually I'd be like all right, let, let me see if Q will let me in.

Speaker 1 26:31

Eventually I'd get there. But I'm saying you wouldn't be like I wouldn't go to you first because you know, I know what you're dealing with. So like yeah.

Speaker 2 26:39

He's not going to drag you down with him first.

Speaker 1 26:42

Yeah, nah, nah, nah, I wouldn't Once. I saw you in there.

Speaker 3 26:47

That wasn't a question of how many people you would get to. The question was if you were at the pearly gate and you see somebody you know on the outside, would you vouch?

Speaker 1 26:56

for I feel that too, but I'm talking about beat on the outside. I'm going to go Q right there, but shit, who else I see back here?

Speaker 2 27:05

Who else back here?

Speaker 1 27:07

I'm just trying to find my grandma. I know you're going to let me in there.

Speaker 2 27:11

I know grandma going to let me in. For sure, I see Grandma.

Speaker 1 27:18

Yeah, no, no, no, no. I mean, like I said, I wouldn't try to use your name, that's just me personally. You know what I'm saying. But when we got to that point and you know, the numbers started doing. And you see, I'm still out there, hey, yo Q. I'm trying to use my name now you still standing up there, so hey, I figured that you you waiting for somebody hey, throw me on your list too.

Speaker 3 27:51

Is that what you said while you out there?

Speaker 1 27:55

hey, while you looking for people, you might as well yeah, I was like man.

Speaker 3 28:01

My first thought was like God gonna say I feel it, respect it, though.

Speaker 1 28:05

I mean, you know how you get nervous eventually hey, I want you in there. What the, what the the songwriter say prayer changes things in there eventually. Hey, I want you in there. What the songwriter say Prayer changes things.

Speaker 3 28:18

Amen, amen. Your sibling makes a video for everyone you slept with. They all in the same room. They all in the same room. They all there to tell you happy birthday. They all there to tell you happy birthday. They're there to tell you happy birthday. What is your first reaction?

Speaker 2 28:41

well, I'm laughing my ass off because, first off, how did you find me? Like none of my sisters know how extensive that list is. So, my friend, how did you find these movies? Because I buried a couple of them, not physically, just emotionally. So, hell, I'm laughing. And then I would think it was just a little sweet that any of them would actually care enough to participate. Didn't care when you was in me, so keep now All right man Greg.

Speaker 1 29:30

I'm interested. I'm interested in how this went, because you know I got sisters and, uh, maybe one or two of them, you know three or four, a few of them that they got beef with. You know what I mean. Like you know, it's smoke there. How did that go? How many black eyes is in here? How many wigs is tallest? How many you know blouses is ripped? How many people had to get sat down on that couch to send me this happy birthday message?

Speaker 2 30:09

Respecting, I would respect it but at the same time cows to send me this happy birthday message. Thanks.

Speaker 1 30:13

Respecting. I would respect it, but at the same time y'all doing too much. What y'all doing, you got all of them, most of them, can we say, most Shit. Get my favorite ones At least, at least top ten. Get my favorite ones at least at least top 10 you know what I'm saying? Like that's a it's like, it's a video. Like everybody passing the phone around. Pass the phone to the. Pass the phone to the. Alright how to pass the phone to someone.

Speaker 2 30:57

That's crazy. What about?

Speaker 1 30:59

Hell, most of them got beef, if I think about it Not most of them, but I'm saying it's pairs and you know trios in there and you know it's one to know more than the rest of them. You know what I mean. It's. You know it's one to know more than the rest of them. You know what I mean. It's, you know situational, situational beefs damn.

Speaker 2 31:19

I definitely pride my roster on lack of familiarity.

Speaker 1 31:23

I don't think there's a chance any of them niggas know each other no, no, not all of them, but I'm saying like my favorite one, you know the one that know. You know my quote-unquote bottom bitch. You know what?

Speaker 2 31:36

they call them.

Speaker 1 31:41

The one that's down for you Shit. What about you?

Speaker 2 31:47

Kia, what you doing.

Speaker 3 31:52

Hey how y'all doing. Well, that's what I'm supposed to do with that boy. Hey, are y'all good? I'm glad all y'all together. Some of y'all ain't give me nothing for my birthday before, so this is the least.

Speaker 1 32:06

I can do. That's crazy.

Speaker 3 32:07

This is the least I could do, but yeah, that's all I got for you. I appreciate y'all for coming. Y'all drive safe and go home.

Speaker 1 32:21

Hard dick and bubble gum Period.

Speaker 3 32:27

At that point was that something I was supposed to you know. Now I'm going to look at my sister like how you find all these people. He's fine, these motherfuckers Like there's some of them that I don't even remember. Then you look at them like, ah, damn, I did. Is that one time we? Yeah, I remember, you know, but yeah, nah, that's what I would do. All right, ben member, that's what I would do Anytime news. Halle Berry is in the news.

Halle Berry's Motherly Instincts Debate

Speaker 3 32:56

Because, her ex-husband said basically, she didn't seem real motherly. He referred to her cooking and cleaning. Halle Berry responded because she's celebrating her birthday, I cook and clean and mother. She wrote that in a caption on her Instagram post Shirts, when you look at Halle Berry, do you see motherly instincts?

Speaker 2 33:41

I don't know how to answer that, because the ability to take care of children is different from the the natural you know natural moves of taking care of your own. Um, I have no intention on taking care of my own children. Could any of of my homegirls ask me to babysit? Absolutely, their kids will be safe. Their kids will be fed. They're going to get them back the way they got them. I'm sure Halle Berry is capable of that, but her want to do it is probably lacking. She ain't got no kids now, correct? Halle Berry ain't got no kids as far as we know, shit.

Speaker 2 34:25

Yeah, she had one one.

Speaker 3 34:26

You sure that wasn't one of her husband's kids yeah, it's proud mom to Nasha 17, and I ain't even gonna try to pronounce he's 11 okay, well, she has them.

Speaker 2 34:39

So I'm pretty sure again they're taken care of. Nobody's called CPSR except in a movie. So like plus with Halle Berry's money. She ain't gotta cook or clean like ever. I'm sure she has maids and and fucking chefs and and fucking nannies. She doesn't have to have a motherly bone because she got a godly check. I take that I would gladly trade in any natural motherly instinct for a godly check.

Speaker 3 35:21

One. That's why I asked the question like as because if you felt like that way from the beginning, with if you just if you looking at her. Why are you?

Speaker 2 35:30

you should have just tried to marry her because she's how daring and it didn't matter so but now that they're getting a divorce or divorced, you know he's the sad ex-husband who's gonna say what the fuck he's going to say to make her look bad. I don't.

Speaker 3 35:49

I ain't worried about if Halle Berry can cook and clean. I can cook and I can clean. It's Halle Berry. What are we talking about? I don't understand why we even having this conversation. You know why you was even having that conversation Now. He was all out of smoke, shout out to Matt Barnes and Steven Jackson, but yeah, he was all out of smoke and it just the conversation came up. How do you feel about Halle Berry's response, dirk?

Speaker 1 36:13

She responding.

Speaker 3 36:15

Yeah, she said, I cook and clean.

Speaker 2 36:20

And again, I'm sure she does.

Speaker 1 36:22

And if she doesn't't?

Speaker 2 36:23

she can afford to have somebody else fucking do it nah, I mean a response, I don't a.

Speaker 1 36:33

Halle Berry responds. Okay, I mean it's Halle Berry. Say what you must, queen.

Speaker 2 36:39

You know what I'm saying we still gonna, we gonna rap you regardless.

Speaker 1 36:43

Either way, period. I mean, unless you get out here like Stacey Dad supporting Trump and shit like that, we gotta let you go. But the ex-husband dude, what is you talking about, man? What was you talking about? You was. What was you talking about? You was married to Halle Berry, accepted for what it was. Just say that you talking about some other bullshit man. Oh, because you on all the smoke, yeah.

Speaker 3 37:18

He got to make his episodes spectacular.

Speaker 1 37:20

Man get out of here, man Off of Halle Berry's name and you trying to trash her talking about her, her, her. What do they call it? Maternal instincts?

Speaker 2 37:35

Mm-mm-mm. Crazy word.

Speaker 1 37:38

She cooked, she cleaned. She was fucking a nigga on camera the other night. What are we talking about, scary? Who gives a fuck? It's Halle Berry. She cooked, she cleaned. She was fucking a nigga on camera the other night. What are we talking about Period? Who gives?

Speaker 2 37:46

a fuck. It's Halle Berry, halle, fucking Berry Halle from the old school, so I doubt she doesn't have any, like you know, homemaker instincts.

Speaker 1 37:57

But if you don't have to, why would you Exactly? If you're going to cook and wash the dishes afterwards, why would I? You know what I'm saying. Why would I?

Cam and Omar Gooding's Petty Beef

Speaker 3 38:16

That's our point. If both of us got money, how can you tell my motherly instincts if we ain't going to do nothing about our nanny anyway? Mother was like we ain't going to do nothing about our nanny anyway, to do all the inmates and all of that and person for every shelf.

Speaker 2 38:32

So and that was where her motherly instinct kicked in, because she knew she was going to be out here making them check. Okay, like that.

Speaker 3 38:48

Omar Elks and Camon going back and forth with it on the Instagram lives and all that good shit.

Speaker 2 38:55

My shit.

Speaker 3 38:57

Cam called him. Cam said the beef started because he said Omar Gooden Jr and Omar was like man. That's my brother called him. Cam said the beef started because he said Omar Gooden Jr and Omar was like man. That's my brother, that's Cuban Gooden Jr, you got the wrong one. So Omar released some diss tracks for Cam on actually rapping. Cam said, hey, you know, the records was good.

Speaker 3 39:18

Cam ended up booking him for a movie in Miami. He flew him out to Miami, had him play a couple parts in a movie that's not going to air, that's going to be on Revolt or something as a joke, and gave him like a couple thousand. He said I booked you to laugh at you. That's what I'm going to start doing to the niggas now. So he flew him out to Miami, booked him in a fake movie, filmed the movie, had him in there with his shirt off doing jumping jacks and shit, making fun of him and his man titties and what not. And then Omar Good Jr responded like he laughed it off. He said nigga, you flew me to Miami so you were laughing at me. You got me a free weekend in Miami with some money. I had a ball down this motherfucker. I ain't heard the Omar Gooding Jr records because, I'm not gonna lie, I don't really feel like listening to Omar Gooding Jr rap. I mean Omar Gooding, I'm sorry, let me stop saying Jr. I don't know if I want to listen to him rap.

Speaker 2 40:22

Is it Omar Gooding or Omar Epps? Omar Gooding? Oh God, oh my God.

Speaker 3 40:31

Cam said the record is good. I'm going to take Cam's word for it on that. Who do you think Cam is going to reach 50 cent level, patty? Because 50 cent is top tier that will never be old.

Speaker 2 40:58

That will never be old, yeah. So now, what do you think?

Speaker 3 41:01

of the whole situation that will never be old. So now, what do you think of the whole situation, Jer?

Speaker 2 41:09

That is petty, but again, you still ran into a check to do a job. Like it is petty, I will give it petty, maybe a 7 out of 10 on the petty scale, 50 cent being 10. That was wild. That took effort and energy, not a whole movie. And is it really being released, even if it's like Revolt or Tubi or whatever?

Speaker 3 41:38

I think it's going to be like a skit on Revolt. That's what Cam said. It's going to be on Revolt, but it ain't like a full movie. He also said he was in. Omar was in there with a bunch of Spanish-speaking people and they was talking about him. The whole movie was them in the room talking about him.

Speaker 2 41:57

I need to see the results, but that is some petty shit. That is hilarious. Nothing's that serious, but goddamn, goddamn.

Speaker 3 42:09

He had to get his shit out. I don't know how true it is that his father started over a name, Because if all that started over with him calling you out Whitney Jr at the end of your name, that is kind of a little extra. But I don't know how I feel about flying another man out to play a joke on me Cam is a millionaire, though.

Speaker 3 42:37

That's different, that's a different level. So he probably got a little money to blow. He said it cost him a couple thousand. So he's playing, taking it, booking it, but I don't know if I'm flying another man now just to make fun of him. That is some crazy work. Was he there? Cam was. I think Cam was at his house watching the video live.

Speaker 1 43:02

Okay, okay, cam was on the house watching the video live.

Speaker 3 43:04

Okay okay, Cam was on the phone with people about doing some different shit.

Speaker 1 43:07

Okay, like Punk'd.

Speaker 3 43:08

Yeah.

Speaker 1 43:12

You just hosted an episode of Punk'd Okay.

Speaker 2 43:16

Punk'd Impractical Joker is all that.

Speaker 1 43:18

And that ain't the first time he done been on there. So what do we do? You giving bro a free promo? Okay, Feel it. That's all it is. It's a little publicity stunt. Both hands eat at the end of the day.

Speaker 2 43:34

Right.

Speaker 1 43:35

Not mad at it, but like you said, bro, you know you're going to get confused for your brother. Bro, I'm not saying you're not famous, you're just not as famous as he is.

Speaker 2 43:46

I'm as famous yeah.

Speaker 1 43:47

We know you Smart guy, baby boy Baby boy. Yes.

Speaker 3 43:55

Other stuff. No, we fuck with him. No, bro, not the other stuff.

Speaker 2 44:00

The other stuff.

Speaker 1 44:02

Yeah, I don't hear y'all rattling out.

Speaker 2 44:05

Nope, because I know Mo. That's it. I remember him from Smart Guy. I cannot name another movie, film show he's been in since then, but I would have loved to see him in some other shows. Like he was cool. He was in Mr.

Speaker 3 44:18

Cooper.

Speaker 2 44:21

Oh, yeah, yeah, Hang on, Mr Cooper. Yeah, Now name something from this decade.

Speaker 1 44:26

Was he on Steve Harvey?

Speaker 3 44:28

Nah, I don't remember him. On Steve.

Speaker 1 44:30

Harvey, maybe like a guest appearance, maybe.

Speaker 2 44:33

Maybe a guest appearance. He was somebody's cousin or something.

Speaker 3 44:36

I know he was on, I don't know if it was TV One. He had a show on TV One where I think he was the main character.

Speaker 1 44:44

Oh shit, either way the least famous brother is what we talking about. It's okay, bro, you're going to get confused. For him, they're going to call you Omar Epps Gooding Jr. They're going to call you Cuba Gooding Jr's little brother, even though you don't like that shit, because y'all ain't close. It don't matter, bro, it happens.

Speaker 3 45:06

You should have been born first yeah, we can't help that oh uh, it said he was in one on one he was was he I?

Speaker 1 45:20

don't know, I just said. I don't know why I said that, but he might have, he could have been.

Speaker 3 45:26

I had to Google I'm not going to lie and I'm looking at the rest of these. Mind you, I don't watch movies, so but I haven't seen none of the rest of these. Yeah, I ain't seen none of the rest of these, but this is the gospel that looks familiar. I ain't seen none of the nurseries, but this is the gospel that looks familiar. I think I've seen that baby boy family time.

Speaker 2 45:48

The smart guy, wild and crazy kids hanging with Mr Cooper. Percentage barbershop playmakers Saturdays escape. Puzzle of the fear okay, mysterious island ghost dad Escape. Puzzle of Fear okay, mysterious Island Ghost Dad. Knuckle Draggers okay. The Perfect Wife again some sideline shit we really haven't seen. But it's a long roster. I will tell you that it keeps going.

Speaker 3 46:18

It keeps going.

Speaker 2 46:19

It's very much giving Hallmark movies. You know scary movies and shit.

Speaker 3 46:29

He's been busy and Cam gave him another role, so shout out to the man Right. Shout out to the man what I further do.

TikTok Trends and Willow Smith Drama

Speaker 1 46:42

Today's edition of high thoughts is brought to you by jet to holiday you can save 200 pounds for a family of four on a jet to holiday. I don't really know. You know all the other words. I mean, I just know darling, hold my hand. Nothing beats a jet to holiday, the other words, because I mean I just know, darling, hold my hand.

Speaker 2 47:06

Nothing beats a jet two holiday, that's 50 pounds per person.

Speaker 3 47:11

Where did this come from?

Speaker 1 47:14

Jet two holiday. You ain't never seen it.

Speaker 2 47:16

No, it's trending.

Speaker 3 47:20

It's on.

Speaker 2 47:20

TikTok, they got the NOLA remix. Somebody reposted one where they got the Charles accent. She was hilarious.

Speaker 3 47:31

I've been seeing it everywhere, but I ain't know what it was. Let's TikTok.

Speaker 1 47:41

First of all, I just saw that you can on 2K the men and women. You can play with them on the same team. Now I think that's pretty cool Not really cool, but they had Angel Reese and Shaq in the picture and I'd always be thinking about you know. When he told y'all, he was like, hey, you need to have them booty shorts. Shaq's crazy bro. He said that. No, he was out of pocket, he was the one that said it. You need to have them booty shorts on and dunk in your pictures. Stop. You need to have them booty shorts on and dunk in your pictures. Stop. While he does have a point, bro bro you three times our age, bro.

Speaker 2 48:38

What are we doing?

Speaker 1 48:41

Looking dumb. We being you know we being not for real. But, um, the shade room and y'all know I don't fuck with the shade room, that's not my bag at all. I have the shade room blocked on most places. I don't want to see that shit, but somehow one of them snuck through. It's a. It's a. It's a post of Willow Smith on Instagram, crying, and the caption says who ate all the pussy? The say who ate all the pussy. The caption say who ate all the pussy. And everybody's talking about your mama, which is even crazier.

Speaker 2 49:39

Oh, damn, damn Not. That little piece left in the fridge was mine.

Speaker 1 49:45

I've been thinking about it all day, shit mad speaking of that, oh my god, I had to fight my sister over the leftovers one time over them two little slices of pizza that had been in there for a week, ain't a week? The Statue of Limitations.

Speaker 2 50:08

Yeah.

Speaker 3 50:10

Thought it was two, three days.

Speaker 1 50:11

For real, I'm thinking a week is the Statue of.

Speaker 2 50:14

Limitations.

Speaker 1 50:18

It's over with At the sixth and end.

Speaker 2 50:22

Like five days, don't go to 4-7.

Speaker 1 50:24

That's what I'm saying. I went to 4-7. I was like shit, this shit been in here for seven days. I'm finna, smack this shit. And it was two little pieces. It wasn't little, but I'm saying it was half a pizza, half a oven pizza.

Speaker 2 50:39

Oh damn man an oven, pizza, pizza an oven pizza that's been in there for a week.

Speaker 1 50:43

Come on now. I fucked that bitch up. You know, earlier that day she came home after school no, I ate her shit. She came home and wanted it. That bitch was gone two hours ago, man, you tweaking crazy. So she laid hands on me. I said whoa buy some pizza. So, you know, had to get physical with her damn hey, remember who big dog is around here now, you don't?

Speaker 3 51:22

you don't forgot but over, the over the look, she was huh over the pizza though she was so mad.

Speaker 1 51:33

She said I'm not gonna miss you when you go to college. Hey, she was hot, she meant that shit man, I ain't gonna lie.

Speaker 3 51:44

That is the worst you come home, hey, she was hot boy, she was hot. She meant that shit. Man, I ain't gonna lie.

Speaker 1 51:48

That is the worst, you come home looking for some food, that food be gone After a week. Now that's the thing, man, and we talked about it once. She said, nah, like I was so hungry, we had bullshit at lunch. I was thinking about it. She was like what is there to eat in the house? She was like, damn, I did have some pizza a couple days ago. Nah, that was a week ago. Trust me, I've been watching. I've been watching it wave.

Speaker 2 52:12

Get your ass out, go to school, go back to your dorm.

Speaker 3 52:21

Hey, she's trying to get bread out the pan.

Speaker 1 52:22

Look back to Willow. Hey, she trying to get brought out to paint. No, no, no. Look back to Willow, who had all the pussy. What possesses somebody to do that? First of all, why you crying on the internet? I told y'all that's some. Don't do that, man.

Speaker 2 52:39

And.

Speaker 1 52:39

Willow Willow, you know she's a part of the LGBTQ. And Willow Willow, you know she's a uh part of the L LGBTQ.

Speaker 3 52:48

The alphabet guy.

Speaker 1 52:49

Yeah, I know I know her brother was. Her brother used to go with Todd the creator and which is kind of crazy that I mean I guess it's not crazy, but them niggas be getting niggas they do. I mean I guess it's not crazy, but them niggas be getting niggas they do Tyler, frank Jaden, and then it be like it be other famous niggas. I'm like come on, dog, what are we doing?

Speaker 2 53:21

they ain't picking up no regular daggers.

Speaker 1 53:23

They ain't picking up no regular daggers. I guess not, I don't know, it's just I mean hey, and then you know, I guess it's the same in the NBA. They just pass the same niggas around.

Speaker 2 53:44

No comment. Nah, jadis was crazy bro.

Speaker 1 53:47

He came out on stage talking about some Tyler the creator fuck me in the butt. What the fuck did that nigga just say? Did he really say that Something?

Speaker 3 53:59

like that Alright, roll Something like that. That's roll Something like that. That's the kind of something like yeah yeah, I'm probably.

Speaker 2 54:07

Yeah, I don't remember that. Yeah, you got to forward that clip. You got to send somebody. Hey, this has been another episode of the Mixed Vibes Podcast your favorite episode podcast.

Speaker 1 54:20

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Speaker 2 54:36

We'll see you on the next episode. It's your girl, your favorite fine ass auntie Tracy Lennon. We'll see you, We'll see you.

Speaker 3 54:44

Y'all know, the pass is your boy, mr Bag. I can't say your name, but it's fine, I might not put you to mom, I'll let y'all.