Raised Wrong
Ok but we turned out mostly fine? Old millennials discuss the things we know now that we wish we'd known then, featuring highly problematic advice from early 2000's Cosmopolitan magazines.
Raised Wrong
Eating Ribs With Your Fingers Over Candlelight w/ Jessica Rowland
Oops! All Internet Dumbs! Jessica’s back after a 5-month hiatus and we talk about very current events like the Titan submersible implosion, the death of Sean Connery, Honey, I Shrunk the Kids, and Gary Larson’s The Far Side.
Other topics include CAPTCHA, Bing.com, more Bing.com, going to the dentist, Dissociative Identity Disorder, and more. Plus, a 2005 Cosmopolitan's "Great Ways to Spend a Weekend With Him" will have you eating giant paninis and boning at your friend's house next Saturday night. And finally, we F**k/Marry/Kill three times of day. Yeah, we did that.
Also, if you haven't left us a good review on the podcast thing, we are mad AND disappointed. Give us the external validation we so desperately need to survive.
Main Stories:
00:17:20 - Rick Moranis (horny)
00:23:55 - Bing.com (horny)
00:32:10 - Bing.com (gripe)
00:34:50 - Dentist (gripe)
00:46:00 - Cosmo's "Great Ways to Spend a Weekend With Him" (2005)
00:58:00 - Internet Dumb: The Far Side on Facebook
01:07:55 - FMK: 5am, 12pm, 5pm