Topics include puzzles, massages, Nextdoor, stealing cars, friendship, Bridgerton, #nomakeup, nudes, staring at babies, guns, and potatoes.  Plus, a 2003 Cosmopolitan magazine encourages us to go to the opera and drink lots of juice in order to get closer to our MAN.  And finally, a very special Women's History Month edition of F**k/Marry/Kill.