You've reached the Midlife Crisis Hotline. What is your crisis?
Are you noticing that your breasts are actually getting smaller? Is your drop-kick brother asking for your kidney?
Sometimes we just want to talk to someone about what's happening to us, and we women of the Midlife Crisis are here to listen. Are we experts? Not really. Are we midlife women who care about you? Absolutely.
So watch the Stanley Tucci YouTube video and make yourself a negroni, because your question is coming up next.