Welcome to the Midlife Crisis Hotline where we help you grapple with the fears, the joys and the weirdness of being a woman travelling beyond 50.
You might be wondering where the 'apples of your cheeks' are, or you might be wondering why hunky American soldiers want to 'get with you' on Facebook.
Sometimes we just want to talk to someone about what's happening to us, and we women of the Midlife Crisis are here to listen.
So grab a margarita and stretch out in a hammock. Your question is up next.