You've reached the Midlife Crisis Hotline. What is your crisis?
You might be anxious about what others think of your toilet seat cover, or you might be worried about who is going to replace Daniel Craig as James Bond.
Sometimes we just want to talk to someone about what's happening to us, and we women of the Midlife Crisis are here to listen.
So shake up a martini and throw in extra olives. Your question is up next.