You've reached the Midlife Crisis Hotline. What is your crisis?
You might be feeling oppressed by the 'over 50' fashion police, or you might be harbouring secret tattoo fantasies.
Sometimes we just want to talk to someone about what's happening to us, and we women of the Midlife Crisis are here to listen. Are we experts? Not really. Are we midlife women who care about you? Absolutely!
So whip up a banana smoothie and draw yourself a bubble bath. Your question is up next.