Greetings From The Absolute States! It's a special episode this week, where we discuss compilations that blew our tiny minds when we were young.This time it's BYO Records' 1999 "Greetings From The Welfare State" which exclusively contains British bands.It's got facts about celebrity dogs, an up to the minute report on the amount of people with a particular name, a lot of regional accents and mini-reviews of various provincial towns Falkirk to South Ockenden and back again. There's also a punk rock celebrity lookalike that was spotted at Til The Fest! Of course, there's more punk rock and 30/40 somethings getting slowly more pissed than you can shake a bloody stick at!