Seasonable Clout With Thaddeous Shade
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Seasonable Clout With Thaddeous Shade
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🌙 Ever raced a kid for a dollar I HAVE ... We have a dope weekend at 11:11 Nightclub set up 🎉 Dive in with Thaddeous Shade for wild tales from courtside thrills to fantasy football chills. Struggling with the sleep game? Same. 💤 We're dishing on nocturnal battles and that TikTok Starbucks drink that's basically life in a cup. 🍵 Ready for caffeine highs and moonlit vibes? Let's roll! 🚀
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You're listening to seasonable clout. How are you doing? I mean, do you ever answer that question? No, I hope you're doing good, by the way. I mean you're doing good. I mean you're doing good. I mean you're doing good. I mean you're doing good. I mean you're doing good. I hope you're doing good. By the way, if you're listening to me, I hope you're doing really good.
thaddeous shade:I hope you found $5 on the ground. You've seen it. You said oh shit, and you picked it up. I really hope that happened to you. There's nothing like finding money on the ground. There's nothing like it. There's nothing I won't die for. Person with a cane sees the same $5 on the ground that I see. I don't care that you have a cane, the $5 is mine, it's mine. I'm that type of greedy, it's mine. Music, music, music. A long, long, long time ago I was in Kansas City, missouri. I was a wee lad of about 19 or 20 years old and I was at the Pigley Wiggly. And I was in the Pigley Wiggly Shopping because we have those back in Kansas City Missouri and there happened to be a dollar bill on the ground. There happened to be at least a seven-year-old kid who happened to see the same dollar bill. Well, the type of person I am is who could get to it first. It's the first to claim it.
Speaker 2:And I did, I beat him.
thaddeous shade:I put my foot over it. It's not yours anymore, it's mine. And that's how I roll that. Story time Music, music. I don't care if you're a kid, you got a cane. I don't care. There's money on the ground. I'm going for it. Is it greedy? Yes, I don't care. The dollar bills, the ducats, belong in the pocket. Now let's continue.
thaddeous shade:Last time I dropped an episode I was talking about the emergency system. It went off. That was like two weeks ago. I didn't do a week episode. Last week I was working on getting the video game right of this. You know, not the video game like an Xbox, but like record video. I'm working on that. I'm getting there. There's a science, there's a perfection that I'm trying to reach and I'm getting there. But a couple of weeks ago I talked about the Mercy. Broadcast system went off. And then I was talking about, like Taylor Swift and the Swift tax. You know, she making donations to the shelters down in Casey. She got to ingratiate herself into the community. That's what she was doing. That's what I talked about in this episode. So if you get a chance, please go back, check the episode out.
thaddeous shade:I was in a zone. I remember being in a zone. I was. You know there was parts of that. I was really funny. But I like to just get behind the mic and you know, dominic, to rattle the situation. I kind of just drive and I switch gears and I jump over Mount Rushmore when I need to. You know what I'm saying Because I am that type of action hero. Now, you know I got to talk about what I got going on in 1111 this weekend.
thaddeous shade:Tomorrow night is Thursday, which is that's my night. Thursday nights of my night, because it's R&B and old school HIPAA. You now are listening to smooth jazz, 96.5 the city. That's my favorite night. That's the night you see everybody just happy, happy. Nobody's cool anymore, nobody's. You know, worried about the fit. Did they spend $1,000 on? Or how they spent that G? And you know, you know you spent the G on the fit and you know, yeah, some bills he didn't pay because you wanted to get the fit on Thursdays. Nobody cares. They love the music 80s, 90s, early 2000. They love the R&B, they love the hip hop. People close their eyes. You would think people were having their last meal and they're saying their last grace ever the way they be in there singing their hearts out. There's nothing like it to watch people just enjoy themselves inside the club. It's different from our Friday or Saturday. It's more of the turn of nights, you know, seeing everybody fucking be crunked. You know I said crunk.
Speaker 2:Now see, hold on man, man you come right out of a comic book.
thaddeous shade:Now hold on. Now see, I said Krunk, and that's going to be somebody who's 10 years younger than me. Who's going to judge me, man?
Speaker 2:you come right out of a comic book. Accidents do happen, people, man, you come right out of a comic book.
thaddeous shade:Okay, anyway, people love that night, maybe losing their minds, just singing, singing, singing, singing, singing, singing and dancing and happiness, and you know it makes you think about. You know pretty much how times are now. Everything comes back in style, right, but if you think about it, there's not a lot of things that get created today that continue on Getting let me see how I can put this that continue on getting added to, if that makes any sense. If you think about Hollywood, everything is from back in the day. Everything they touch on and do is back in a day. Clothing makes its way back around.
thaddeous shade:A lot of blending when it comes to the fashion Old school, new school, but mostly old school. If you understand what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying. That's my favorite night and tomorrow night we are having I think it's like a shoe ball. I didn't, I don't have it in front of me, but basically it's a shoe contest where you wear your best shoes and you end up like winning, like a free table or in a bottle and stuff like that. It's cool because everybody care about the kicks. They be rocking the J's and Louis Vuitton shoes.
Speaker 2:And I don't know.
thaddeous shade:I wear a kurries. I got like 55 pairs of kurries. That's all I wear. Anywhere I go, I wear a kurries. I am prepared to bust your ass from the three point line at any time of the day because I wear a kurries and he made me feel like a shoe. You know what I'm saying? I'm a shooter when I got the stuff he's on. It's just the truth. And then Friday night we have 310 baby. You know, 310 got the Soak City, the viral song on the ticket talking. On the ticket talking, yeah, on the ticket talking. He got the viral cut.
thaddeous shade:Everybody doing the live right, everybody do the dance. You know I can't do the dance and I was just talking to my boy, dave Young. He was talking. I mean we should do the video and then we should use it as a promotion. And I'm like bro, one good move and I'm gonna have to get checked out of the hospital. It could give anything could go Hip knee, one dip the hip knee and in the ankle they all flip. You know it's all done. So you know that's what we got going on Friday. Friday night is 310 baby.
thaddeous shade:And then Saturday night, ooh, hold, just hold tight for me. Y'all know I don't care about y'all waiting because it's my shit, I just go look it up because it's my shit. So let me see here what we got going on Saturday. Let me go to you. The other night I was telling you what was going on. Oh yeah, cool, saturday night is the Spirit Halloween giveaway. So basically we're giving away $500 worth of Spirit gift cards. I forgot how we're doing that, but I'm sure if you come out and out well, if you follow me on IG, I'll be posting it later on tonight, tomorrow, on how you get a chance to win one of those gift cards. $100 is cool, $100 in spirit, you get you.
thaddeous shade:You know, if you got, if you got four kids, one kid is going to be happy, maybe two, but one is going to get the costume they want and one doesn't have to have grandma make it, or Nana or Gam Gam, whatever you call grandma. She won't have to make it now because you have the gift card that you got from 1111 nightclub in your pocket and you can go to spirit and spirits like, hey, how are you doing? And like, we're good, we're coming in and get a costume. And he's like, well, you got four kids, this is going to be great. We got costumes all over the place. You're like, well, one of them is getting one today and I'm like just one. Like yeah, just one. What about the rest of them? Gam Gam's making the costumes. I won this gift card from a nightclub. I was throwing that thing.
Speaker 2:Man, you come right out of a comic book man. You.
thaddeous shade:But that's what we got going on this weekend. Man and I hope I get to the people that hear me, listen to me are out and say what's up? I see some wild things. I get a lot of content when I'm out. I'm a content guy. I'm not a drink giver out or promoter. I buy you, I buy the bottle. You know I buy some drinks by the bottle but I don't give them out. Those are my guys I work with. I'm a content guy. So I see everything in the club and I see you guys. I see the guys. One bottle of champagne, Seven lips. I see you. I see you. Shame, shame. I see y'all, man. But it's a long journey.
thaddeous shade:Club Having a good time. I love it. It's nothing serious, just have fun. That's all I really want. Okay, that's all I asked for that you come into my spot, you have fun, you make some memories. Maybe you find somebody you potentially fall in love with and hold hands for the rest of your life. I don't know, maybe you end up with a crazy baby daddy or baby mama, because you met him at 11, 11. That's okay. That's what's happening now. Crazy baby mama's and crazy baby daddy, that's what's hot. Get you one. I don't have one, I don't want one, but get you one. Get you one, the excitement you get to live man. So yeah, so that's what I got going on. I just want to move.
thaddeous shade:I know a lot of times, man, I get the chit chat and running my mouth and stuff like that, but let me tell y'all what's going on Now in previous episodes more like like last year, year before I kind of dove in to how much I enjoy fantasy football and basketball. So I don't talk about that much as I don't be trying to. You know, ladies, if you hear this, don't be a hater, be a, be a congratulator. If you do plays fantasy football, let them shine man, let that man shine.
thaddeous shade:All you have to do is let him shine touchdowns and fantasy football. That's important to a man's soul. If you enjoy it, you listen to it, listen to this. I love you. You enjoy it and you listen to this. And you play fantasy football or basketball. I love you. You're not. You're not better than me, but I love you. I'm just playing.
thaddeous shade:There's a lot of, there's a lot of folks better than me, the guys that I play with. They've, they've been playing in this league forever. They're fantastic. But anyway, let me tell you, for like the last two or three years, I've been an absolute ass wash ass, and I mean ass, not nice ass, not JLo with, with, with, with, with, you know, like some type of baby oil or or, or, or, like you know, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, likesome people also call us RV or Sany that are ashamed or not. Jlo with some Square, but on FB an s like like God 3 in the morning I've had some Mexico water and some taco bell Night Night Time and as well I was as I was, as like that. That's the type of ass I was in my last two years with. Here comes the best fantasy football player ever. Alright, listen, I'm not the best ever, but I just want to say your boy is doing his thing. When I'm doing my thing, I get some vets. These guys are nice. You know what I'm saying. Nice, I'm second in the league out of 10. 10 really nice vets. You know what that means. At the end of the season, if I'm number one, the commission my guy, dave, the commission of the league said he was getting the wrestling belt instead of a trophy this year, because every time he gets out of trophy and you get your name on it and it's a nice, it's a real nice trophy. This guy goes all out for his league. This is a black man. It's not a white man. This is, this is a really black man who does this sweet, sweet move like a sweet, like a sweet white man named Billy's doing this, but it's, but it's a black man. He set up this league and he gets a trophy for his guys.
thaddeous shade:Now, granted, we all put in a hundred dollars. You know what I could do with a hundred? Not much during these times, not much. But we put in a hundred dollars and I want that thousand dollars, but the more importantly, I want that mother fucking belt.
thaddeous shade:If I get that belt, I promise you I'll take a picture online, I'll put it on the gram. I'll take a picture, put it online, I'll put it on the gram and I'll do the people's elbow and earth. Wait, is the people's elbow the rock eyebrow? It's the people's elbow, I think, right, it's the people's elbow. And then he rocked it the eyebrow. So he did that was both him. He didn't. He did the eyebrow. I'll do the eyebrow with the, with the, with the, with the belt above my head. Deal, deal, cool, I'm four and two. I ain't going too deep, but I'm four and two.
thaddeous shade:Secondly, first in points running that shit, running that shit, running that shit, running that shit, running that shit, running that shit, I think moving so slow I have to update my roadcast to get the new one. My fuck is being cheat fan. But yeah, that's where I'm at. Four and two. I just want to let y'all know that I keep you updated, just because that's what I like to do and you listen to me as well. I like to do.
thaddeous shade:You know saying, and I'm also excited because, if you look up, the NBA season has returned. You know I'm saying I got a lot of things to talk about, but this I'm talking about things Did I deal with on a daily day that I love on a daily day. That I move on to some other things, all right, but my day to day? Who dreams I had him? I watched. You know, the NBA is my shit. Backdoor screens, pin downs, pop out, kick out, could test it.
thaddeous shade:Three by Mike Breen man, Steph Curry, lebron James is the NBA preseason has been going on and the season starts next week, October 24th, and then my warriors play the Suns. This is the first time Kevin Durant's been back to Golden State. This is the first time he's been back. It's like three, four years. There's three, four years Kevin Durant hasn't been there. It's going to be dope. We're going to win, but it's going to be dope. And you say, damn that. How you just going to say that Golden State is going to win against Phoenix when Phoenix is loaded? Bradley Bill, kevin Durant, devin Booker how you just going to say that? Well, of course, I'm a Warriors fan, I know, I live in Phoenix, I love the city, I love it, but Golden State going win.
thaddeous shade:Who would I be not to have faith? I am a truth teller, though I am a truth teller. If I feel like Maybe, with 12, 13 games in back to back, we've played, I'll call it. I don't think we're going to get this one tonight, but I'm going to put them bets in. I don't think we're going to win tonight, but I'm going to put them bets in. I'm a realist, I don't. I don't, I don't just Steffi it up. You know, steffi the best, steffi the best. I don't do that. I'm a realist, I'm a purest. I love the NBA, I love basketball. I'm a purest, I'm a realist, I'm a gangster. I tell the truth and you can't handle the truth. You know, you feel me, but I'm super excited.
thaddeous shade:October 24th, the NBA season is back. Ah, I get to watch. And the cool thing about this I have a. I don't know if I'm supposed to talk about this, but I have this software, or you could say you could say App, you can say app. That's cool. I have an app that allows me to watch. That's allowed me to watch all my football and basketball the last couple of years and it's been great because I've been able to watch every chief's game, every. I'm able to flip through every game. I need to when it comes to fantasy football to check on my players, and then I'm able to watch every Warriors game if I want to. You know, I'm saying I'm able to watch it. It's been, it's been fantastic. I'm a big sports guy, so this is going to be fantastic. The NBA is back next week, october 24th, and in the midst of all that stuff, man, I'm just, I'm excited. Four and two and fantasy basketballs next week on top of that.
thaddeous shade:Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen. You know what I'm saying, your boy, you know I'm a coffee aficionado. I don't play. You know I'm saying I'm on the bean team. I don't play, man, I'm a big coffee guy. My espresso is near and dear to my heart. I got it last year's a Christmas gift. It's one of the most important things to me. That thing, get mad use. Yes, I said mad use. You think I got some Timberland's on and a puff jacket, but I don't. I get mad use that. That machine. Get mad use. That's a lot of use out of me. I'm popping pods in there, you know, once, twice a day, but I got a chance to sit on this. You know, you know this. This viral drink that is, excuse me, this viral. You know I got a little coffee left right here. Let me get a lot.
thaddeous shade:Mm. Hmm, there it is. Wait, yum. So I got a chance to get this drink from Starbucks. I'm a lady sent it to me because that's her thing is to. I mean, she is the AR 15 of sending TikTok videos. Imagine the world's deadliest assassin. Imagine him holding an AR 15 in front of five of his enemies. That's my lady. That's my lady. Imagine that AR 15 just just letting off. All those are TikTok videos coming my way. It's hard for me to keep up, but I do keep up because I enjoy TikTok. I enjoy it. But she be like she was letting them things fly, man, letting them fly, I enjoy it. But she sent me one and I was like yo, yo, hold up. You know I'm a coffee guy.
thaddeous shade:So it was like this viral drink from Starbucks which I think are now plants Meaning I think they plant them, meaning it's no longer viral because somebody drove through the line at the drive through with Starbucks and was like yo, let me get this. This. Nobody's the Walter White of Starbucks mixing. Nobody's out there. Maybe, maybe you know cause aliens are here. Maybe there's somebody out there that wakes up and says you know what I'm going to get popping on TikTok today, because I'm going to figure out a combination of Starbucks thing and Majigas to put together and then I'm going to post it. Maybe I would like to think that, maybe it's not, but in this world, aliens are here, see, walking. So, yeah, it's a possibility, right, but I seen it and I had to get my hands on it. Oh, you hear that. Ha ha, somebody is dropping somebody in a fantasy league. Huh, I see you. Ha ha, I'm going to check that out later, making sure it ain't the person I'm bling.
thaddeous shade:But the drink is. Let me see if I got this right. All right, so, oh, yeah, so it's a brown sugar shaken espresso. It's a blend of blonde espresso with four pumps of white chocolate, a sprinkle of cinnamon and topped with vanilla cold foam. Now, I might be missing something in there, but I think that's, I think that's the case. I guess you could get like oh, you know what? Yes, I think it's like four or five pumps, I'm not for sure the white chocolate, I don't know. Just give me obesity, obesity, obesity, obese man. You come right out of a comic book.
Speaker 2:Give me the fat man amount of pumps. I couldn't say obese, obesity, obese. I'm fucking that up.
thaddeous shade:I might be getting it right. Man, man, I'm not sure if I'm going to get it right. Obese, I'm fucking that up. But yeah, just give me a lot of pumps with a white chocolate. Let me get. Let matter of fact, let me get a. Let me get a little, a little pump on my fingertip. Let me rub that white chocolate inside my gums. It's like I'm on an episode of like narco. Let me put mhm, yeah, right there, that's it Right, that's it right there.
thaddeous shade:But yeah, I had to drink the viral drink Because I've seen people licking the foam and drinking it down and having a rash Like whoo oh God, whoo oh God. Well, you only get those from sex and More sex. If I can get those sound effects coming out of me from a drink, I gots to try this. So I Pulled up Starbucks around the corner from the crib. I live downtown. Phoenix is around the corner from the crib, and so I pulled up and I asked them. Now this experience is a little Different for me because normally I'm going there for the pumpkin chai tea latte. I talked about that either my first episode back or my second episode. I talked about that and I Talked about.
thaddeous shade:I have a little bit of a problem saying that sometimes. So this is I don't like to. You know, I gotta switch something up. I get a little nervous. I don't know why I get nervous ordering Starbucks drinks because I can't say large, tall. I mean large, small and mean I gotta say tall vid. I get nervous. The pressure is there.
thaddeous shade:So I pulled up and I asked you know it's best I cook that I only had the, the recipe from the video. The lady was talking it's a nice, you know beautiful lady, I guess black lady she's on there. She was explaining she worked at Starbucks because she's the plant and I know that's what they did. It's like yo do this, we're gonna pay you some money for you to be like the Popeyes lady and just, oh honey, get that sweet chicken honey. You know we want you to do that boy with coffee. You know I'm saying so there's like, oh shit, here goes up ducking. So that's what she was, because she's the plant, right, she's the viral plant. So she did it. So I got to watch the video, try to get the recipe.
thaddeous shade:And I watched the video to get the recipe and and so I'm trying to do it when she's like hello, these Starbucks. You know they don't sound like that. They're really nice and I'm like all right, so I need, like, I need, I need, I need the brown sugar, shake it express. Oh, she's like, yeah, this press, oh, yeah, yeah, like, but I was, it does. She was all about to ring it up. I'm like she's like what size? My whole up man, I got more and I need four pumps of white chocolate and I ain't know how to say the cinnamon because I couldn't really see, cuz she was like banging through that on the video and I was like I need some cinnamon and I was like, listen, I'm just trying to get the tiktok viral drink.
thaddeous shade:And she said I, she didn't know what I was talking about and I was upset. I'm mad, ma'am, you're at the spot, you're at the spot. I Should be able to come in. I should be able to start it, get to about midway of the drink order and you should be like oh, you want the viral tick. You should be able to jump in, safe in me. You hear me struggling. You should be able to jump in and say for me. But she sounded like she didn't know what I was at. But once I got to the end, I was like I the viral tiktok drink. She was like um, and she's like, oh, okay, you want, you want the cold for me. I was like, yeah, let me get the cold for him on that too. Let me get the cold for him on that too. And she was with it. We ordered it together, unity. I rode up to the front With my window down.
thaddeous shade:She said she killed O'Neill. I said, no, I Will leave out of this car, come inside, tear y'all shit up, grab my drink and leave. It's not you kill O'Neill. But I got the drink, took a sip of the drink. Let me tell you something I took a sip of that drink y'all. I Took a real sip of that drink. Yes, if you hear this, go get that motherfucker on some straight street shit. Go get that motherfucker Cuz as soon as your taste buds get a sip.
thaddeous shade:So, so it isn't. It's really good, is it? Now I'm not even over hyping because I'm a coffee fan, I'm just saying like it was Some good shit. You know, I'm saying I like to think that's how a heroin addict feels. I Like to think that's how Jerry the heroin addict feels when he gets a nice fresh, clean needle. He got a nice gold spoon in front of him, jerry the heroin addict, that's how I like to guess how I. He feels when, when, when the product touches the spoon, when the product's on the spoon and he's got the lighter under the spoon, a nice lighter that he bought maybe from like a Walmart, he's got the lighter under the spoon and then he gets the needle.
thaddeous shade:I only know this from TV. I don't, you know movies. I don't do heroin. I'm just putting this together in my head as we go. But he Gets the needle and he whistles like the Cosby theme song before he Injects it, you know. And then he, he puts it, he puts it at his veins and at that moment, ladies and gentlemen, that very moment, I Felt just like Jerry the heroin addict. I Am being jokeful, please don't do heroin. I Just compared it to coffee as a joke. Please do not listen to this and be like. You know Now your large Marge. I need a good bag of that heroin.
thaddeous shade:No, don't do that. This is I'm just Exaggerating the coffee's fucking good, but it's not good enough for you to be like I'm gonna get some heroin. I want to be like Jerry, you don't want to be like. Jerry, you want to get high? Go go to Starbucks, get the coffee like I got. It's a viral drink. It's fantastic. Y'all better not do that. Okay, don't be like Jerry.
Speaker 2:Sorry.
thaddeous shade:I missed it. That's what somebody gonna tell me. Sorry, I missed it. I still ain't got the heroin, bro, don't do that, don't be like Jerry, but the drink is really good. The coffee drink is really expensive too.
thaddeous shade:Was them like $10. I Think they see, that's the plant, that's the hustle. Now I'm supposed to pay like eight something for a regular white chocolate mocha or something like that. Right, let me get like eight something. That motherfucker was damn the $10. That's the plant. They got some, but they played, they played. They paid the black lady. Oh, sweet honey, come get this chicken. They, they paid her.
thaddeous shade:She did, she did the the tick, tock the bull. Because I mean, when you got, you're on clock, you're on time, your own work time making this video cuz she had to hold apron on, she had to hold apron on fam. When did you get time to do this? Because when, when you, if I'm manager, when you hit the dough and you put the apron on, it's it's time to go, it's time to clock, it's time to work. I don't want to be over here moving real fast, shaking and stirring, shaking and stirring. I look over and you over there, and this is the brown, shaking espresso with white chocolate.
thaddeous shade:The plant, the move, the marketing strategy. It's a good one. I know that's the case because she had the whole Starbucks outfit on. She wasn't in her own kitchen with that. She don't, because then I just be like you're just Playing the park and I don't know what you're doing. While you have the whole fit on, you could just wear a Martin Luther King shirt and make the coffee. I don't know what that's about, but she was at work. She's using all the tools on company time. You make a more dime off a tick tock on company time. You trying to get some shine on tick tock on company time. That ain't fine, that's fine. Let me, what are we talking? But the drink is good, thank you, thank you, thank you, black Lady, just not the chicken lady, but is being paid like the chicken lady. Come on down, get so sweet chicken. Yeah, whatever dude, but the coffee is good. Man. Now listen as we move on. I do drink a lot of coffee, you know I drink a lot of water, you know plant based guy.
thaddeous shade:I know I'm the bigger plant based guy, I'm the bigger vegan. I don't cheat, all right, I don't cheat on the mills. You know God just happened to give me a structure that, even if I went vegan, that you're in a semi state like that, bro, the conversation would be interesting because I get upstairs and I'm like you know I stopped eating your guys. You know I stopped drinking cow, teddy. You know I just went to the plants. You know what happened and I'm sure he'll look at me, pull his glasses down like the old, wise man or woman that I imagine him to be, and he'll be like Just structure. I built you that way. You weren't supposed to be skinny, bro, you're supposed to be menacing, threatening, scary and lightning bolts and shit. Then pot come out of everything. Oh shit, you must have asked him a question and got him high West side. I don't know why. Whenever I envision Heaven, god, pocket, somewhere around there, freestyle and just constantly saying Hill, mary and getting in trouble for it, it's a whole thing. It's a whole visual thing. I don't know what that's about, but I do drink a lot of coffee, I'm playing bass and I have a hard time sleeping. You know what I'm saying. Like, I'm not a great sleeper. Your boy does like to get his work out on. You know saying um, and I think that's partly due because of, like my gig. That's Winston in the background. That's all when making all the noise in the back. That's all when he went Because he can't stay still. I love your buddy, it's my dog. We didn't tear, he's cool. Don't move around him too fast. He's a little bit of a man. Don't move around him too fast because he'll get one of them ankles. I'm just playing. He's a sweetheart. He's like the Wayne Brady of dogs because he hangs around black people, but he's not. He didn't take on any of my traits. You know what I'm saying, like when I'm driving and my role rage is at a 10, which is always at a 10. I got two signs to me you cut me off, you're a cocksucker. That's my, it's my Wayne Brady response in a black body, right, but if I'm moving, like, if I like, I like to get to my places. But if I'm doing 80, 85 already and you go around me to get in front of me, now I'm a nigga. Anything can happen when I'm a nigga, do you? That's what happens. So that's the thing, that's the crazy thing to keep that bottled up, but anything could happen when I'm in full nigga mode. Anything can happen. I don't know how this is going to end. There are different levels to this and it's a great possibility that if I get to full blown nigga mode, some things could get strange.
thaddeous shade:For a long time I got off track. I was heading towards doing all those things you know gym and eating and you know lots of water and those things like that, because I have a hard time sleeping. It's my, that's my one Achilles heel. I feel like in life, outside of being on my phone all the time, cause I have a, it's like very hard for me to get some sleep, and maybe it's because of my gig, what I do, I only I only be out three nights a week. Used to be four, but it's only three nights a week that I'm out. Sleep, sleep, no, no, no, no, no sleep.
thaddeous shade:Remember, from a home alone, and a first home alone, and Marv is creeping around the back of the house and I think it's a back at house. Yes, the back of the house is a house. I think it's a house. It's creeping around the back of the house and I think it's a back house, yes, the back of the house. And then Kevin plays the movie, which I can't. I'm so happy because Christmas time is almost here. It was kind of it's close, I only need to. It's only two more weeks for Christmas. Here I'm still got to do my Halloween thing. But you know, two more weeks.
thaddeous shade:But remember, you come to the house and then you know Kevin plays the movie and snakes what a funny thing, snakes not charged anymore. And then he ends up shooting the dude because he mentions, like you know, snakes. And then, and then Marv goes back to the van, tells Harry that snakes, some guy named snakes, got blown away. And then Marv I mean and Harry, I don't do it in a slob, I'm doing it on purpose. And then Harry goes snakes, snakes, I don't know, no, snakes, I don't know why. I just told you that because I was imitating it and it just rolled with me.
thaddeous shade:Anyway, hard time sleeping. And it's weird because I have taken melatonin before. I've taken melatonin before, dr Phil. I've tried, I've tried, I've tried and I've tried and I can't tell you the shit doesn't work. You know, I still be like like I go to sleep, but I don't sleep for long.
thaddeous shade:I always go to sleep between one and three o'clock at night and I have to put on people and if you have suggestions for somebody like me who lives a life that I live, nightlife, you know, be up late, you know I'm always. It's like I got comfort shows. It's either some old shit, family matters, fresh prints, I bring them up, I watch them. Martin the office, lately, sorry for that, lately I've been watching a lot of like scary movies. I know who goes to sleep to scary movies, psychopaths maybe. Maybe that's me. Um, but a lot of comfort shows to get me into the to the zone. Um, I don't be on my grandma a lot.
thaddeous shade:I don't be on the phone a lot when I'm laying in bed. Like you know, once it hits a certain time, I do put the phone down. I do. I did find out you're supposed to charge your phone away from you and I don't do that. Though. That's dash real, I don't do that. Sorry, I missed it, it's just the truth. Sorry, I missed it. That's what goes buses to, but I don't, and you supposed to. Your phone can catch on fire, they're saying, but I don't my phones I got two phones.
thaddeous shade:They mostly sleep next to me, like I got like a newborn baby and I'm sure every radio active wave is melting the inside of my eyeball slowly but surely. But they, that's just what happens. And then I have to. Then I wake up and I have to charge them. They're never charged.
thaddeous shade:I got the iPhone 15 and that battery is like an iPhone 13 already. What's the charge Charge? You charge your phone? No, I haven't. I haven't charged my phone up, but they sleep, they sleep next to me and I got my shows.
thaddeous shade:Those, my shows, are the only way. I mean, you know the other way, yeah, you know one of those, one of those. Put you right there. You know, man, you know one of those, good little you know. And then you sleep, you know. But, yeah, I put on my comfort shows, I watched the office and I like it takes me a little like a couple of hours, a few hours, and then I don't go sleep until my body like makes, like it's, like I don't even, I didn't even know I went to sleep. I don't even dream. They say you dream no matter what, but I don't remember none of that shit. Don't nobody be chasing me. You know what I'm saying. Don't be no million dollars in my shit In my dreams it don't be.
thaddeous shade:No, it don't be no. Gal Gadot and JLo and what's, what's, what's what's near long. And in my last one, oh my God, from Knives Out, the first Knives Out movie, she was the caretaker. I can't think of her name. Those four women don't ever be in my dreams serving me any ice cream. They don't be there. They don't be there with my lady in the corner watching. It's never a dream like that. Those four women saying, oh dad, would you like some ice cream? And then my girl be like he don't like vanilla, go get him some chocolate. And then I smile big smile on my sleep because I'm dreaming that. That'll never be the dream. No, because I'll never dream.
thaddeous shade:And I try a lot of stuff. Man, I talked about it before. I talked about how my boy, devion, gave me like these fucking edibles that's supposed to help me sleep and they didn't do nothing because my neighbor harm. You have to find an episode. I don't know what episode I talked about that in, but yes, I did try edibles, go to sleep and it turned out that I woke my neighbors up at like three o'clock in the morning and beg and look, take me to the hospital. That episode is somewhere. I did it, I talked about it. It's a very funny episode, but it was very, very, very traumatic to me. I thought I was going to die and I thought the person that was taking me to the hospital, my neighbor, was going to murder me. Find that episode for your ass and you're going to have a good laugh. But I'm working on things.
thaddeous shade:I used to try to tar cherry. I used to drink a good pound of that before a gallon of that before I hit the hay. Not melatonin, just it just made me feel like I'm going to die, meaning like I don't like, like I don't really like getting in all that this is going to help you like sleep, because I don't, because it, I don't want to not wake up. You know what I'm saying. I don't want to wake up dead. How you going to wake up dead? But I don't want to. I don't want to do that.
thaddeous shade:When you just take something and you know and that more for you can feel it forcing you like, uh, getting there, it is, uh, I don't want to, and it forced you to sleep. But what if that's what? It's just how you go. I guess it's peaceful. I guess it's peaceful because you went to sleep and you, but what you know? That's a big like. That's not cool, man. All right To go out, that way is not cool.
thaddeous shade:I didn't clear my history. I didn't move my money around, right? I didn't give my passwords to one of my family members or my girl. Certain passwords Certain because I don't. You know, I need the browser history cleared, you know. So you know.
thaddeous shade:To go to sleep and wake up dead man, you didn't get the chance to do anything. You went peacefully but damn, all my shit is open, all my things is moved on like they're not set right. It's not fair to die without your shit done, right. You get a chance to go as the best way, which is laying in the bed, hopefully a purple, your family around you. Hopefully you got a big family, small family to work. Hopefully you 75, 85, 90.
thaddeous shade:Any you then then then the ghost of come. The ghost of come get you can just come on through, say let's roll. You say you sure, man, because I don't mind going out having one more baking sandwich, are you sure, man? He said, yeah, we got all the bacon sandwiches you need up here, come on. So that's my fear, man, I don't like the melatonins or you know things that you know. I've tried these supplement pills that are to help you, to help the burned fat. You can burn fat and I fall asleep to your burn fat and go to sleep to.
thaddeous shade:Really, you know, I don't. I don't go to sleep into my body's like Lights out, nigga, and that's when I'm out, and then I wake right up, I go to sleep. If I'm lucky, I go to sleep at one. I'm back up by four thirty five o'clock, Not a nan bird in sight. Not a nan bird in sight, not a bird chirping, because I went to sleep at one of the five.
thaddeous shade:Lately I've been going to sleep in my recliner. Let me tell you how I've been going to sleep in my recliner. I've been going to sleep in my recliner sitting straight up. I have a recliner that's my baby, it's dope, it's important in my life, it's beautiful, it's my hug, it's my baby, it's my queen. And how are you falling asleep sitting straight up? You can recline in it, bro, you can. You can recline in it. But I'd be so tired all the time and I just beat Like when I come home from the club I'm like, oh, I can't wait, I'm going to get home, I'm going to make my fried rice with some avocado oil.
thaddeous shade:Oh shit, I'd be forgetting to. I'd be forgetting to turn the pot, because I'm not a cooker. I forget to turn the pan down. So the smoke is heavy and it's like three something in the morning. I don't want everybody in the in the complex to be like, oh just go, kill us. The fire smoke shit's going off in this crib. I don't want to die.
thaddeous shade:I had that happen before. It's quite embarrassing, winston, be embarrassed. It's a whole thing. But I come home, I'm frying up the fried rice that I get from Trader Joe's that's my shit, that's my shit. And I'm frying it up and avocado oil and I smack that shit. And I got to take Winston outside. I know who's the motherfucker that comes home at three o'clock in the morning and then takes their dog outside downtown Phoenix. Because me, because I like to talk to the homeless people. That's me. When they see me, they like to say what's up. They say what up, man, I was just coming to bother you to see if you had like two dollars or something. Man, I don't want to. Your dog looked real good to eat, but I was just trying to see if you had two dollars or you big fail.
thaddeous shade:I do that. I don't take him out before I go to the club. That way I wouldn't have to bother with it. I take him out when I get possibly feeling good outside, but at night. But now to this time of the year, it feels fantastic at night, but I take him out when I get home. It'd be late. As a motherfucker too, you know what I'm saying, but then I've been forgetting lately, I just being being a recliner. Next thing I know I'm out. I wake up five o'clock in the morning no birds, fam. And I'm like fuck, and I got to get up taking my side because I forgot. So it's five o'clock, no birds. So I'm going to work on some things. I'm going to figure some things out.
thaddeous shade:If you have any tips for somebody like myself in my position, please you could DM me on Instagram that that shade. You can hit me on on Twitter. I don't call it the the the letter anymore, I still call it Twitter. Hit me on Twitter, that is shade. Hit me on Facebook. Your message will collect dust because I just don't be there.
thaddeous shade:Yep, yeah, I do check my emails. I do check my emails. I don't know. I do check. I'm not that important to check them. I'm not like a Wolf or Wall Street type guy, but I do check my emails. I'm not like a cubicle guy, but I do check my emails. I do do that. Yeah, I'll check them. So you could hit me and help me out with that. I don't need to go to the office and help me out with that. Help me out. Give me, give me three steps. I don't sleep nightlife. Don't sleep old in the motherfucker the coolest old motherfucker ever, but old in the motherfucker. Don't sleep nightlife. Remember that. Got some tips. Hit me up on them. Let's see we will.
thaddeous shade:We talk about man. Let's see we went through everything. I did the intro, okay, and then and okay, it's okay, we talked about fancy football. Yeah, we did, because we was now getting down to talking about NBA. That. Then we us, and we talked about my drink, my, get that coffee drink, don't play yourself. And then closing thoughts man, listen, I'm, I'm, I'm rolling. Next week's episode to be fantastic. I'm looking forward to being able to record these. I am an I am not a handsome human being, but I'm funny. I have my moments of being Um passionate, deep wise, but I was not blessed with the look. I look good in certain light. That's how I got my lady. I look good in certain light. She she need glasses, so she she wears glasses that help to vision, probably not away. Sorry, I missed it, damn it, it's the wrong one.
Speaker 2:Man, you come right out of a comic book.
thaddeous shade:But, as always, I thank you so much for listening to seasonable clout with daddy, with daddy's shade. I already mentioned how you can get a hold of me. I am him and him is me. I wear him all the time. Peace, come on, man, stop this shit.