Seasonable Clout With Thaddeous Shade
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Seasonable Clout With Thaddeous Shade
Personal Passion, Practical Hygiene and Perjury
Dive into the latest episode of "Seasonable Clout" where we unravel the art of white lies and their unexpected necessity in our lives. Do they really help us, or are they just a moral puzzle? Plus, I share my exhilarating transformation into a Call of Duty legend – guess which action hero I become in-game! The episode takes a hilarious turn with a personal and amusing tale involving my girlfriend and a rather private item. Get ready for a unique mix of humor, gaming thrills, and everyday adventures in "That Audacious Shade." Don't miss out on this exciting blend of real-life insights and entertaining stories!
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Speaker 2:Hello, ladies and gentlemen, I am Thaddeus Shade. This is Season of a Cloud and this is episode 70, episode 71? I'm not sure. I'm not really sure. I can't remember. I have the memory of a 75 year old man being chased by a T-Rex. I can't remember nothing in the type of panic. I won't remember a damn thing. But this is Season of a Cloud. I know that the date is December 6th. I know that the month is the 12th. It's December 2023, and I always mention that because, just in case somebody from the future Deep, deep, deep into the future needs to know how cool times was During 2023, I can absolutely lie to their face.
Speaker 2:It's what I do Sometimes. I like to give a good lie. I don't need nobody to judge me on my shit, cause it's what I do. I sometimes give a white lie. You don't give a white lie. You don't give a little lie. You know you give a little lie sometimes. Don't play the world. Don't lie to the world. There are times that you give a lie shit.
Speaker 2:Imagine you're, you know. You've probably never heard of it before. Imagine your girl. Imagine your girl pregnant, you know, and she come out the bathroom Cause y'all about to go on a date. She about seven months in you about to go on a date to the Olive Garden and she come out the bathroom with a leather skirt on. You know she gonna ask you oh, baby, how I look. You gonna tell her that she don't look good in that leather skirt. Hell, tell her. No, you gonna look at that in the eye and you gonna tell her Baby, you look good. Wow, tch, whoo, tch, fantastico, fantastic. Cause you know we all tell her a lie to survive. A lie to survive, you know can. Can you know a lie to survive can fatten the pockets. So a lot of people over time who've lied, lied some more and lied enough to get the pockets lined up. That's just what it is. If you don't lie, can you succeed in life? I mean outside of a, a nun, a true devoted person to the Lord above. Can you make it through life without a lie? Hell, no man. Look.
Speaker 2:Say I'm about doing 55 in the school zone. Cop, pull me over. Say, officer, I ain't gonna lie to you how fast I know I was, but I gotta get home. I got a 13 year old kid in the house on fire. I just gotta call from the fire emergency. I gotta get home. I got the lie. I'm not finna. Get no school zone tickets. You know how much that shit gonna be. They probably take my license. I'm doing 55 in the school zone, sir. Sir, there's a fire at home and I've got to get there. White lie, little lie, I don't mind it, I gotta make it through the day.
Speaker 2:You're not a liar to you. You're not like a real burning and hell liar until you're sitting in front of a judge and 12 jurors and you just looking at them dead in the face and you like I'm innocent of killing 27 people, even though there's a mountain of evidence that says no, you killed 27 people. But you look them dead and I and you say I'm innocent of killing 27 people. Then you might cook, then you might become a barbecue in hell. I'm not for sure. I'm out of rules work. You may be able to go ahead and throw some 7 hell marries in there and repent and you might be good. I don't know, I'm not very religious, I don't get into that lane, but I'm just saying you might cook a little bit if you're sitting in front of there and lying about killing 27 good people and maybe there was one that didn't you know, but killing 27 people and lying on it. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:Anyway, this is Seasonal of the Cloud. I am Daddy O'Shea. Come on with my more applause. I love to hear him clap, but a white lie is a little lie and we gotta lie to survive. Earth is full of liars. You know what I'm saying. And if you gotta tell a small one to get by, I ain't mad at you. You gotta tell a small one to get to the next day, I'm not mad at you. You gotta. You know what I'm saying. Imagine you getting robbed. Imagine you're getting robbed at the ATM. You know what I'm saying. Give me all your money. Give me all your money. Right, you got the gun. Give me all your money. He got the gun in your face. He got the pilli in your face. Now you just got your rent money. You're five days behind. Somebody loaned you the rent money. You had the ATM. Somebody got the pilli at you and they want the duckies. They want all your duckies. They tell you put the cart in the machine and give me all your duckies.
Speaker 2:I ain't gonna lie. I'm gonna have to tell them a little lie and say look man, I only got nothing but $25 in there. Man, what you gonna do with $25,? Come on, brother, what you gonna do with $25,? I got to go home. I got to feed my family. The last 25, I got until two weeks. Man, yeah, I'm gonna lie because I got to pay my rent and I'm not giving up all my money to no ATM robber man.
Speaker 2:Now, of course I didn't make it because the robber shot me, because I wasn't very corroborative and he made me, put my card in and showed me how much I had. So he put two in me and took my money. That's just what's gonna happen. But I understand the time to lie and then there's a time to not lie. I don't even know how I got on this lying tip. Just what even was I supposed to be talking about? I don't know. Anyway, I got a couple of interviews posted up on the YouTube. I hope you go to the YouTube. Oh wait, if you're watching it, you're on YouTube. But if you're audio, I hope you go to my YouTube and I hope you subscribe youtubecom. Youtubecom. Backslash at Thaddeus Shade. Right, I have a couple interviews and I'm looking forward to doing some more. This is my first official. It's my first official video, solo by my self. I cannot believe it. I cannot believe it. Cheer for me. Cheer for me one more time.
Speaker 3:Ladies and gentlemen, man, you come right out of a comic book.
Speaker 2:I do, I do, and today I want to kind of get into that now, doing my first, you know, my first real video interview. I mean, not my first, I'm sorry about that my first video solo, cause I do solo audio all the time. You go back, you got plenty of solo episodes. Listening to this is what I do. I'm weird. I like to get behind the mic, say what I want to say, act the way I want to act, because in public I'm totally different. I am a nightlife promoter right, it's what I do.
Speaker 2:I am a nightlife promoter. Hottest club in the city, 1111, nightclub in Scottsdale, Arizona. Right, I don't know what this is, but we're doing it. I'm there nightlife, but in public I'm totally different. I'm like real quiet, I'm chill. You're like, how are you chill? But I'm a chill dude, get some content. I have fun with the people. People have fun when they come out.
Speaker 2:This is what I do, but on here behind the microphone, I'm gone. I'm bad shit. I'm Arkham Asylum, just nothing up here, it's just rattling. It's just a bunch of bullshit. And this gives me an opportunity to let it out very therapeutic for your boy, cause there's a few days where I want to hop in the bathtub and drop the toast in there. But I don't do it. There's a few days, mikey, there's a few days I want to hop in the bathtub, plug in the toaster and just drop that thing in the tub and you just cook the kneecaps, just cook everything. Talk to God on the back end. Just sometimes I want to do that. But in here it gives me a relief. I get to have release, I get to talk my bullshit, I get to release it all out and when I release it all out I feel good, I feel lighter on my feet. If it was up to me, I'd tell everybody get a podcast.
Speaker 2:You know social media is the cheapest form of therapy. You know people can get on and they can bitch, complain, have four or five family members, four or five followers, four or five friends, get on and be like oh, it's alright, sherrys, alright, the clip midi is fixable. You just run right down to the clinic. The clip midi is fixable. You know you can have people get on there and like help you through the day. Or if you just feel like bitching, you can get on there and bitch. Right, it's what you can do. Get on there and bitch, people can respond, or you just feel better than people see you bitching.
Speaker 2:For example, if I had taken the time, I would have got on to my Twitter last night and I would have lost my mind over that fucking timeout from the Suns and Lakers game. That's for another episode, ladies and gentlemen, but I would have lost my mind not saying that I am a massive fan of the Suns or the Lakers. I'm just a massive fan of NBA. I'm the basketball period, that shit. Excuse me, excuse me, that shiznizzle shit. That's unacceptable. Yeah, I'm just staring at you. Unacceptable. That's for a different episode, though. I'ma let it fly. I'ma let it slide right now. It's for a different episode, but you know solo episodes. They helped me out.
Speaker 2:I should have vented last night, but there are people who get on Twitter. Like I said in previous episodes, we don't call it X, no more. I call it Twitter. I don't care what the name of the app is, I'm gonna call it what I want to call it. Sorry, I missed it. What's the name of that app? X? Sorry, I missed it. What's the name of that app? Twitter. There we go. So you know, a lot of people get on Twitter. They have a good time, they vent. They let it out, and that's what I wish I would have done last night. But, like I said, social media is a cheap form of therapy. I'm not saying it's the best form of therapy. Don't listen to me. You know what I'm saying. I'm talking to myself. Pretty much there's gonna be like five viewers, five people that see this. I do all right on the audio side of things.
Speaker 2:There are some people that download my stuff and they listen to it and they subscribe to it and I appreciate you. But for the most part I'm talking to myself, me, my dog, winston, it's my guy, and then my guardian angel, who's probably bored 98% of the time until I'm driving and traffic and then he has a job to do. But social media, cheapest form of therapy I would recommend. And so in the podcast, I recommend anybody getting one. I recommend anybody get in the podcast. Get one. Listen to me If you got something to say, start one, get your voice out. Eat is beautiful. Interview your mom, interview your dad, interview your grandma, a friend, it don't matter. I always recommend starting one.
Speaker 2:Now I'm not saying just, you know, get on air and blab out. You know, try to have some thought to it. But you know, put some work into it. But I'm telling you you feel a lot better Because I just be on here talking shit, man, like I'm doing right now, absolutely wasting your time for no reason, just wasting your time, happy holidays, just absolutely wasting your time. I'm not going to go on. Fix my glasses here because they're not prescripted, but I want to act like they're prescripted. But yeah, this whole experience of like doing Video Took a long time, and I mean time Talked about it with my boy, craig visions a lot. But you know, sometimes you look up man, you see how brutal the Internet is and how mean it can be. And when you're not perfect you don't feel perfect. But I'm not doing that, I ain't got time for my fucks. Be smoking me out in the comments. Damn. Who'd your mama sleep with Saitin in the gorilla at the same time? Yeah, I ain't got time for that.
Speaker 2:But then I got to a point, to where you know who gives a fuck. There's nothing better than getting to who gives a fuck. I don't give a fuck when you get to the, to the non fucks anymore. When you get to the non fucks is usually when you succeed. When you get to the point is you look and you're looking in the mirror and you say you know what, man, I'm tired of running hiding because of what people might say, and in the end you hit that. You hit it. You get to that and you look in the mirror and you, shaking, don't give a. You get right there and you're afraid that I don't give a and you finally look dead on and say I don't give a fuck, I don't give a fuck anymore, I'm good, fuck with nobody thing. It's a magical feeling, never, never land. Magical Willy Wonka in the chocolate factory. Magical in the world of imagination, you will see. I don't know, I can't get, but you get what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:I got to the point, got to the point where I was like, ah, whatever, dude, because I wanted to get, I want to be. You know, I got things I want to talk about. I want to get into the game, and these people that already listen to me know about this. I want to get into the game and so, like the game, I'm an old gamer. So I'm old, suck a cock, I'm old, right, but I love the game.
Speaker 2:Once I get on Call of Duty, when I get on Call of Duty, I become Carl Weathers, action Jackson. So a little too, that's a little too far back. Uh, mm, rambo, rambo, maybe too far back for your young folks. Yeah, I know Rambo, like four or five years ago. Hmm, I don't know. I can use Arnold, I can use on total recall Eraser. How am I naming? How am I naming movies? I probably don't know. I just say Terminator and then y'all know, terminator, right, yeah, no term. Yeah, got to. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:But when I get into the call of duty, I mean when I'm actually, when I'm locked in on the call of duty, I don't make any sense. I play my boy Craig visions. We get on the box. Yeah, I know some of y'all some PCs I could tell. I could tell when y'all, some of y'all some PCs, cause y'all killing me quicker than I could kill y'all. But it's cool. It's cool man, cause I still get my kills in. But when I'm losing it, when I'm into the call of duty, I'm gone, I'm gone, I'm gone. I'm coke, I'm heroin, we all mixed together. And then somebody's drinking a four local and that person is drinking a four local, has put all that together and then they hit it, it gone. That's how I be on the game. Don't do that. Don't mix the four local with the three that I mentioned the heroin, the coke and the weed. You can't put that on me. Don't do that. That's a bad idea. Don't write Jada, jaden, right, don't do that. All right, don't mix those. But yeah, when I'm on there I go nuts.
Speaker 2:I'm an old gamer. I was brought up on video games, my generation legit when it comes to the video game. We've been doing this shit for a long time. You know what I'm saying. We've been on it. I've been gaming baby Atari, bro, gaming fail. Nintendo, metroid, handling business, contra Handling business. Super Nintendo Fam. I was there for that. I had Mario with the tail Fam. That's me. Shit Moved out of Sega Sonic. I was real with it and I moved up. Nba live, nba, nba live 95. I was skipping school for that. Nba live 96, 97. Nba live 96, 97. I'm not proud of it, but I was. I was skipping school to play video games. It was a thing. So I'm, I'm, I'm an old gamer and I want to record that.
Speaker 2:How do we get way over here? That's what I do. I told you, if you're watching me on video extremely entertaining you just got to stay with me. There'll be some messages sprinkled in there and there'll be a lot of insane shit.
Speaker 2:It's a lot of cussing. I try to try to roll back the cussing. I work really hard on it on a daily basis. I have no affirmations. I say today I won't cook, today I won't cuss and I think of family matters. Oh wait, do I have my family matters dropping in the morning. Man, I don't have my family matters dropped, no more. I don't have the one, two, three, the three two, one. What the hell is bothering me? I'm going to put it in the video. Y'all going to see it when I put it up. Happy holidays, um, but yeah, I'm a, I'm a gamer and I want to get into the game and and it's switching.
Speaker 2:It's what I do. You know, you got to get to the fuck it. Part of it. Fuck it. Who cares? They're going to assassinate you. They're going, they're going to beat on you in the comments. Man, you, you look like a rejected Chiquillo, neil, bro, man, I wouldn't look at you in the dark, bro, just got to believe in yourself, have fun. I like to believe in myself and I like to have a little fun. And I reached the fucking stage and now we're here.
Speaker 2:But it wasn't easy. This was, this was a long time in the making, Not long. I've been wanting to do this, talking years. You ever let something go by for years. You ever let something go by for years, something you've always wanted to do or something you want to get to. You let it go for years and you finally do it. You finally try it. That food, that that, what's that? What's that shit. What's that, what's that shit? Look like Hamster shit. Everybody be, everybody eatin. I'm vegan, I know. Plus, I was vegan right. What Big ass. Vegan right? Crazy, right, Okay, but what's that thing? Everybody be eaten Um caviar. I didn't have that. I actually had to think of it. Caviar, caviar, okay, never tried caviar.
Speaker 2:Never will, but maybe you've always wanted to try it. You see it on TV. It's a rich man's food. You're like I really, really really.
Speaker 2:Fix my shirt, fix my shit, because I'm on video. You know what I'm saying. Y'all see my black panther. Y'all see my black panther joint. That's what that is, black panther, anyway.
Speaker 2:Um, you ever wanted to try it? Because you see a bunch of rich people eating it. You're like man, I really want to try it. I think it was delicious. They always put it on some chip and the cracker or something and they eat it and it's really good. You know, and you sitting back and you just, man, I show, wish I could have some of that caviar, but I can't afford it. But you know, there are moments that we have a lot of celebrations in life. You know you could have All those birthday dinners you had. You could have got some caviar. Those expensive restaurants of people like to go to for their birthdays and have groups of people at the table for their birthdays and they had caviar. You never got it and then years go by. So you know what? I'm going to get some caviar tonight and you get it and it's amazing. It's amazing and you're like the fuck, was I waiting? For.
Speaker 2:How did I get to the point, how I get to the point, how did you? I wait so long to try caviar? It's the same thing as this. I feel good, don't care, don't really care. If I have eight viewers, I'm a little, I'll be a little bit hurt, I'll be on the shitter and I'll be a little bit hurt. I'm like, damn, people are mean and I only got eight viewers. I only see eight views in three comments. You're trash bro. That's, that's brutal.
Speaker 2:But you can't give up. Do what you want, enjoy life. Do not get Locked down inside your own dome. That place is hard to leave. Once you get in there, you get inside your own head. Alcatraz found Shawshank Redemption. I hope to see my friend one day. It's hard to get out of there. When you in your own head, it's hard to get out of there. It's tough. But once you finally escape, I don't know man, it's a different, different, it's a different feeling. It's a special feeling and I'm happy I'm doing it. So, ladies and gentlemen, I am Thaddeus Shade. First video, first solo video For season of the cloud. Thank you, oh, thank you very much.
Speaker 2:Um, I want to talk about nightlife promotion during the six season, sick season, doing my job is wild. I don't get sick. Now, I ain't saying I ain't been sick, I don't get sick really. You know what I'm saying? The immune system's gangster, it's Patrick Mahomes with 18 seconds left in the fourth quarter. You know what I'm saying? It's Steffi from 40 feet of Steffi Snipes shooting from 40 feet. That's my immune system Gangsta clutch. I take care of it. But it is wild.
Speaker 2:I'm in a club every weekend, thursday to Saturday, every weekend. Hundreds of people, hundreds. And you got to. You got to develop some rules. You got to develop. You understand, people are reckless, bro. Tis the season to be sick. Tis the season to be sick. People are reckless. Hand sanitizer is a must Now. Now, I don't.
Speaker 2:I consider myself a friendly individual, friendly, friendly Individual. Right, I consider myself that I take deep breaths to the mic because I know I'm about to say some real shit, but I don't hesitate. Listen to what I'm saying. I don't hesitate To shake a hand or to, because it's usually a group. You know I do a lot of drive by handshakes. I'm a shooter when it comes to the handshakes. When you, when you promote her, you're going to shake some hands. So be a lot of hands. You have to shake.
Speaker 2:What's up, fam. Oh shit, what's up? I appreciate you coming out. What's up my guy. Appreciate you coming out. What's up my good, my dude. What's up my guysie. What's up, fam?
Speaker 2:You know some people like to get real what's up? Slime? I don't, you know, I'm just a regular nigga. You ain't got to give me slime. Simple, what's up my guy and my dog, some fam, brother, you ain't even I ain't gonna get no other stuff. Simple for me. But it's a lot of drive by handshakes.
Speaker 2:And now you know brothers is aggressive. We talked about this before. As many comedians that untouched on it brothers aggressive. Imagine having to deal with that on the reggae. On the reggae, I got to deal with somebody trying to pull this sweet, strong shoulder out the socket from a handshake. Christ man. We just saying what's up? We not arm wrestling, you ain't got to pull so hard. You ain't got to make my hand read I'm dark as a motherfucker, fam, you making my hand read. You doing shit too hard. Come on, bro, we, we, we, we not construction workers, we, we civilized human beings in a nightclub. You ain't got to yank so hard. You ain't got to slap so hard. Take it easy. But I shake a lot of hands, a lot of drive by us.
Speaker 2:I always say this but this, my shit, and I can get some water. I don't even. I still, if you, if you look too shaky, you look a little too suspect, elbow you, if you look a little too sweaty and you just coming into the club, you sweating elbow, elbow that, handle yourself, watch your temperature. You shouldn't. Now it's a Z, so I'm not saying that I'm back home in Kansas City, I'm not saying that. So the temperatures a little different, but it's still 55 60 at night. I don't want to see you looking like you just did an African marathon. You coming in the club fresh from the outside with the sweats concerned. Your health is shaky, elbow that, I'm not giving you the slaps. Elbow that not giving you the slaps because I mean folks coming in they'll risk it and I get it, ladies and gentlemen, I get it.
Speaker 2:Now, before I start my to get into this, some of these jokes, some of these trophies most of them jokes, some of this trufas alright, oh, somebody dropping something in fantasy basketball. See y'all think y'all sleep at a car lorry. Yeah, cam Reddish, I drop him. To no disrespect, cam, I'm just saying we talk of fantasy, though, cam Reddish, I would you great on the Lakers. But um, I'm just playing. But yeah, somebody drop Cam Reddish and at a car lorry. I don't see how that goes. But um, you know, folks come in and they'll, they'll risk everybody sickness in the building. You know, for a little part of time, a little part of time and I recommend, man, if you're not feeling a hundred percent, you're not sure.
Speaker 2:If you're not, you like me, I'm a little, I'm a little off, sweating a little bit more today, hands a little clammy. You know I'm saying stay the fuck home, it's okay, we'll be back tomorrow, matter, I'm tripping. Nobody give that advice. Stay home for the whole weekend, come back next week, get you some vitamins, some Seamos. You know I'm saying get you some things in that system because, damn man, if you would do the titties to be there next week, if you were girl, the guy with the deep pockets to be there next week, I'm sure we'll have some more athletes in there next week and I'm sure we have some more hoochie moms, hoochie mom. Okay, I'm sure we'll have more. You know, by the way, this shirt I'm not as big as I say, because this shirt I have bought it. And then I like buying this from his website. I'll put the website into the description.
Speaker 2:I like buying this, but I have bought this first one like a forex. I'm still a big dude. I'm like 6 3. I'm not going to the way size. I'm a big dude, right, fam, and I bought this shit, but I bought a forex. I didn't buy it online. It's not something I trust, cuz you never know when they gon play your ass, and I've been played before. So I bought a set of forex. So it looks a little it's baggier, but I still rock it. I don't give a fuck. I paid. It was like $70. I'm still gonna pay. I'm a rocket. I paid 70, I'm gonna wear it.
Speaker 2:But anyway, yeah, man, stay home. Man, it's not that bad. The atmosphere is fantastic at 11. 11 nightclub and this is probably for all promoters I don't play cuz I don't want to be sick. Does any sick is not fun. We make jokes about ginger ale, but ginger ale don't kid, don't do shit. You understand what I'm saying. Ginger ale don't do a motherfucker. I'm not listen, I don't like.
Speaker 2:I've been sick and my immune system is Patrick. My immune system is Patrick Holmes in the fourth quarter and Steph. Steph Lee snipes from 40 feet. That's just the truth. Patrick Holmes in the fourth quarter, steph Lee snipes from 40 feet. That's just the truth. That's what my immune system is. 15 and 30. I've been sick and that shit ain't fun. I don't want to be sick. So I want to be shoving vitamins down and getting a bunch of green juices and I don't feel good. Winston, looking at me like man fan, you gotta put some food in the dog bowl. If you, before you die, put some in the dog bowl before you die, you sick. You know what I'm saying? I don't like to be sick and y'all y'all shouldn't want to be sick either. Take some time, man.
Speaker 2:Some of the things I do, like I have hand sanitizer. My boy, black, had to supply me with some this past weekend, but I have hand sanitizer in the club. I have hand sanitizer in the car. When I get to the car, when I get to the, when I get to the whippy, I get in the whippy, check my peripherals. Cuz right when you sit down is when they run up. Right when you sit down is when they run up. So I like to check my shit. I check my shit and then I, as when they run up, my bad yo. But I check my shit. And then I, and then I pull out these wipes. Man, I got some wipes. I got from Amazon so I can wipe my phones down. I wipe my st they made for the phones, they made for the. They got the alcohol. So I wipe my phones down. Shift her down, steering wheel down, hit the hands, haul, purge juice, and then I get home. Y'all want to do all that just to get home, and sometimes fall asleep in my recliner with the same clothes on.
Speaker 3:It's insane, bro man, you come right out of a comic book.
Speaker 2:Hmm hmm, pop that shit, okay, yeah. So you know it's it's tough and in tears the season to be sick. It's, it's, it's. It's a thing where you look up I'm on the Grammy and folks is posting home gorilla mind, she got sick and she was talking about you know y'all nasty for coming to the club sick and I agree she got sick from being out. It wasn't COVID, it wasn't the vid. You know I'm saying what a time. But what in the vid? She was regular sick.
Speaker 2:But folks, folks have no, no care. This were God's for human life. They don't care. You should care behind us. The people in there get sick cuz you know damn well deep down you wouldn't supposed to be out. You wouldn't supposed to be out, man.
Speaker 2:And now look Martha, she can't go to her daughter's play the Christmas play. She wanted to go see mom. She won't go see her daughter. Martha stuck at home. She can't go her daughter's play. Now Martha got her baby daddy Jeffrey up there with his Android trying to record the play. We all know we don't want no Android recording nothing. That's important to us. That's disgusting. It's gonna come out looking like dollar general security footage horrible. Look what you done did to Martha. Now the baby daddy feel good. Might you know? Look what I did protect your health. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2:If you just had a nightclub, I ask you to come out and you know I want you come. I have a good time, it's just. You know, if you don't feel good, don't come out. I don't play around. I have a lot of things that I do. It kind of keep myself. I got vitamins I take man. I got ten of us. I'm a juicer. If it gets weird, if I feel a little shaky now as a whole day of juicing, I want me to eat nothing. I go up to the press is pressed, so, like I said, breast. But I go to press, grab the juices and I'm flooding out water juices, flooded out Seamaw's vitamin, flooded out gangsta shit, but ultimately patch my homes in the fourth quarter definitely snipes from 40 feet. The immune systems neat, so hopefully are out there being kind to others when it comes to your health. Protect yourself and protect your neighbor. Give a fuck, it matters. Give a fuck, cuz it really matters. I want to talk about cuz we got. What were we at right now? Cuz I got a little time until his last little story. I got 20 clean a be less than that. But I got 20 clean. Alright, now your boy shade, your boy that I'm in relationship. Now, if you listen to previous podcast you've heard me mention I'm in a shipy ship right now.
Speaker 2:I take care of my nuts. I don't play about the balls, all right, I don't play about all over, but the balls like in the asshole. So, for example, the ass I got the dude wipes. Dude wipes, I got the hazel. The witch hazel wipes. Keep me right. I got the. I got the. I got the. I got the. I got the. I got the. I got the. I got the. I got the. I got the. Keep me right. The hit the witch hazel wipes. The witch hazel wipes. Keeps me right. All right, now I care about my nuts. So I'm always putting, I'm always trying stuff you know what I'm saying Cause I like them to smell good.
Speaker 2:Well, if me and Lady wanna, you know, get nasty, you know, in the middle of a parking lot, maybe we've been walking around all day inside the mall, couple of hours of mall walking, and then all of a sudden we get hiding heavy. I slap her on the ass. She looks at me. She says you know what, it's go time and she sounds like that when it's go time it's go time. You saddle up, motherfucker it's go time and we hit the. We gotta leave. We gotta get to the car. You gotta pull to the car. You gotta pull the car to the back of the parking lot Cause you cause I'm assuming the mall hours is busy. You know the malls, so it's hours for the operations. People walk, so you gotta pull the car to the far back. We're in the other cars, right, so she wouldn't get busy. I like to make sure that you know there's no built up stench down there. So I like to, you know, like to keep them fresh.
Speaker 2:I try different things. Um, I got Anthony's. Anthony's got like a, a sweat, sweat Ball cream thing that keeps the area smelling good and not shafing and smelling bad. And I got like a. I think I got like a dudes. No, is that a dudes thing? Yeah, I got a dudes cream. It's helped with the. Suppose it's shafing and keeping your shit smelling, right, if I'm correct. I think that's right.
Speaker 2:And then me and my boy, craig, visions one day we out at target, right, cause target is one of our favorite places. Me and him, we'll just go to target, not because we're elderly and walk around, not just because we just. You know target gives off hopes and dreams. You know it feels good, it feels like you can. You know what? I am going to take my, my rent money and I am going to put it on the warriors tonight. That's how target makes you feel. You know what I'm saying, makes you, makes you feel like you could do anything. So we enjoy target, so we hit the target.
Speaker 2:Sometimes we just walk around. Do we buy some things? No, we'll even get a little Starbucks. We'll get a little Starbucks. We'll get a little Starbucks. We'll get a little Starbucks. We'll get a little Starbucks. We'll get a little Starbucks. We'll get a little Starbucks. We'll even get a little Starbucks coffee. Just chat, make fun of the younger generation. It's what we do, right? And then we stop and look at the Funko pops. As you see, it's definitely snipes up front shredder right there. And you know we'll just walk around. There's a point to this. Oh, yes, so we're walking around and I come across something because I, I I'm a cologne connoisseur.
Speaker 2:Maybe I'll do some things on that. I'm a cologne nut. I don't play, I don't buy all that shit. You all buy, I put some, I put some effort, I spend some duckies on mine. I don't play all that $80.90 shit. We're talking three $400. Only online, overseas. Only Got to get it shipped. Got to find it through eBay. They got to ship it through the customs. I don't play with all that $90 maces stuff. They ain't what I do. I'm shade, I don't fuck with that. I'm a cologne connoisseur. I like to smell good. So I'm like for the testicle area that provides the baby batter to smell fantastic. So I'm in target with my boy, craig visions.
Speaker 2:We come across something that's named Lumie's Lumay, lumie, lumie, lumay, it's for your nuts. And and well, okay, listen, okay, lumay is deodorant, but you could put it anywhere. Right Arm pits, a coach, not necessarily a fun word, but vagina, right, it's proper. You know, dude pits, vagina, testicle region, probably a little butt crack, I wouldn't say inside because I don't know, but like the cheek, like the the under the cheek, and then maybe the crack, but not don't open up, and then do that, don't do that. So he had a stick right there and it was coconut and I was like, oh shit, look, you can put this because I'm only looking for stuff to keep the area smelling nice, right, and I'm not saying I have some type of problem, I just like. We all know that the region can get funky, funky, right. So I like to find some things that you know, whatever. So I found it. It was a coconut flavor and I smelled it and I was like, oh shit, this shit legit. Saw the price, went happy with the price, but I bought it. It's $15, $14, 15 bucks. So I got it, tried it out. I recommend it. It's fantastic.
Speaker 2:Now my girl comes over to stay the night. You know what? This is what we're going to do. Let's see here, set this up so y'all can see. Yeah, I'm doing it. I ain't fixing nothing. I'm not going to fix nothing. This is what it's going to be. All right, here we go, come here. Okay, I'm going to play Now, she talked about it on her Tik Tok, so I'm going to play her version and then I'll, and then I'll laugh and I'll tell you my side of the story. Hopefully I have this set up right, cause I'm All right. I got a story time because this lives of rent free.
Speaker 4:It's free, it's free, it's free, it's free. It's free. It's free, because this lives of rent free in my mind and hit and my boyfriends Okay. So I was at my boyfriend's house one night and had pilates at seven in the morning so I decided to use his deodorant, even though I have my own there. But I decided to use his because I was like I want to use it because it's new you know, by the way, I'll I'll actually put the clip in.
Speaker 4:All right, All of us girlfriends want to use what their man uses, whatever you know. And then we go to target after pilates, you know, and he's like, oh, that'll get new deodorant.
Speaker 2:and then Piss you off because I keep stopping it. Right, but she was a voiceover. She don't sound like that, cause I wouldn't Nothing wrong with somebody who voice sound like that. I just I would never talk to somebody that sound like that. That ain't nothing If you, if you sound like that, that's okay, you know, but I wouldn't, that ain't Nah.
Speaker 4:Like oh, I used your deodorant. And he goes my deodorant. I'm over here looking at him, like, yeah, bro, I used your deodorant. Then he decides to be like which one? So I told him the loom one. And he's like oh. And I'm like yeah, it smells good. And then I'm like can you still smell it? You know, I lift my arm up so he can smell it. And he's like smells, so he can smell it. And he's like I don't smell anything. So I'm like, bro, I still smell it. Then he starts busted out laughing and I'm like what's so funny?
Speaker 4:This man is laughing, like laughing hard. And I'm like I want to know what's funny. Like, tell me, I want to laugh. So then he like chills out from laughing and he's like you know how you could put that deodorant on any body part, right? Like you can go anywhere on your body. And I'm like, like I'm literally looking at him, like bro, what do you mean? So then he decides to be like I put that deodorant on my balls. Man, you come right out of a comic book.
Speaker 4:I just stare at him in like disbelief. Like in my head I'm like, in a way, this man put this gilded on his balls. He's such a liar. He was not lying, I was just like really, and he's still sitting there laughing because I put the deodorant on my balls. So we're walking down the aisle at Target and we pass by the deodorant again. He's like you want me to get to your own and I'm like like dude, you just let me go to Pilates with ball ball-y juice probably not even sweaty balls, but you know what I mean. Like you, let me go to Pilates with ball deodorant on.
Speaker 2:I did Listen. Oh boy, what a treat that was. And I mean I was there for it because it happened to me, right, it was happening to me. I was right there for it. And we were in my bathroom and I looked at her. It was slow mo, you know. Let me give you an example Old school Will Ferrell Stifler. Yeah, he has a real name, sean Williams Scott. But who calls him that? Old school Stifler shoots him in the dark. That type of slow mo, shoots him in the neck with the dark, that type of slow mo.
Speaker 2:And I look at her. I'm like I'm dying laughing because it's no way you put that on your pits, because by that time I was a good 15 uses deep. I mean I get up under there. It ain't a one time wipe, it ain't just a little swipe. I you know what I'm saying I really get up in that thing. So I'm 15 deep. You know what I'm saying. I'm telling you I'm 15 deep, I'm 18 with the swipes by that time.
Speaker 2:So when she put it on the pits the story is still funny because I can't believe that it happened. I can't believe it happened. I'm just a small lady. That's how much she loves me is that she put the, the deodorant that I use, on my twin testies, on her pets. Oh, I love it, man. I love.
Speaker 2:That was a great, that was a great, great moment. Ah, I will, but no, it was fantastic. It was a great laugh and she handled it like a pro, because anybody could have passed out, because I don't know what she would have told me. She put you know, I was using some of hers. Oh yeah, I put that on my cooch, my ass break. You know, I put that on my cooch and my ass break. You didn't know that.
Speaker 2:You imagine, can you imagine, as crack Cooch, I make a sound like this poison Her clean, super clean. She's clean Nut. You know I'm saying showers be satin level hot. Right, I couldn't even I can't even get close to the shower because it'd be satin level hot, satan being in there. Like you know what, it's pretty hot in here. I'm going to leave. This shower is legit, but it's still as crack. You know what I'm saying. Just like I can get fresh out of the shower and then put it on my balls, but when you hear that it's been on my balls, you're like it's balls though, and it's crazy. You know why. You know what's crazy about all that? They still suck on, suck the balls, suck the coach. You know we don't lick it, suck it. But if you hear about it or you use a product that was on it, somehow you feel like the stomach starts to rumble, grumble, project out, vomit, three, two. You know what I'm saying? It's wild man, absolutely wild and extremely funny story.
Speaker 2:Ha relationship stuff. It could be fun. It could be fun. You know what I'm saying. It could be fun, enjoy your life. And last little bit of things I want to talk about, man, I'm going to wrap this up. It's one of them.
Speaker 2:Take long, it's the holiday season. Enjoy yourself. People are not holidaying enough for me. When you get into the JC Penney's whistle, if the song I'm dreaming of a white Christmas is on, sing it. Holy hell, y'all have taken the fun out of Xmas.
Speaker 2:It is the time, if you see somebody less that has less than you on the corner, give them a dollar, give them two dollars, give them some. Look out, it's Christmas time Should be in trying, trying to enjoy yourself. You know what I'm saying. Fixing my black panther. It's the holiday season. How did we get? How we get to the point to where we not enjoying the holiday season? No more Christmas lights or Christmas vacation. Every Christmas drink is out. Every holiday drink is out. Every holiday dessert is available. The kids are talking about Santa Claus Spoiler alert. Should be no kids that still believe in Santa Claus watching this Spoiler alert. That ain't real. But the energy, the, the, the vibes you're giving off is supposed to be a little bit more positive. You post me like that year around, but there's something about this time you're supposed to crank it up a little bit.
Speaker 2:Go see some lights. They have the festival lights in Lake Habasoo. They have the polar Express and Williams. They have the Phoenix Zoo lights in Phoenix. Last, no chess desk.
Speaker 2:I cannot say that. In Phoenix, phoenix lecture light parade in Phoenix, arizona's own Christmas City, prescott, I don't know what that. What the hell are that? What the hell are that? Red Rio Dine mansion state historic park, holiday tours and flag staff. I bet it can say that. Excuse me. Excuse me, the winter haven, festivals of lights and Tucson man.
Speaker 2:Get out and do stuff, dude. Just take your kids, take a loved one, take yourself. Go to the movies on a Tuesday. See a holiday movie you ain't seen in a theater since she was a kid. Go do it. Shit is extremely weird on earth. Try to enjoy yourself as much as you can. I'm all the way into the holiday spirit. It's what I do. Happy holidays, that's what I do. I don't play around. I am Thaddeus shade. This is seasonable clout. You can follow me on Instagram At Thaddeus dashade. You could follow me on Twitter at Thaddeus shade and YouTube Thaddeus shade. Yeah, I mean, it's just. I mean really, you just type in Thaddeus shade on Google and guess what you're going to say Me I should kill a little. Look alike. I love you. Have a good day, a good evening and a good night. Yeah, that's it. Sorry I missed you. You know I got to go through my drops. If you listen to me.
Speaker 2:I go through my drops. It's a koala man. You are in a court of law there are a lot of people in here.
Speaker 3:We can't hear you. Your honor, you're going to have to make them speak up. What does GTD stand for? The draws, okay.
Speaker 2:Peace.
Speaker 1:I'm with that. I'm with that you.